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Anonymous No.42353969 >>42377467 >>42378602 >>42386477 >>42405152 >>42405152
Rainbow Dash Thread
Summer Pone Edition

Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!
Previous thread: >>42272024

Writefags:

mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
https://ponepaste.org/user/Mobius
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_

Ex Waifu Ex Machina
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/view

YouTube playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMI
Dash clips:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jl
Songs of Dash:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF8HeGgJqbK49gJH6NUbNL07
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Isoflxr37EJYRcVnnoScd

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Index backup: https://pastelink.net/31lnq
Anonymous No.42353987 >>42355135 >>42357442 >>42357509 >>42405085 >>42405152
Previously on /dash/:

42273137 had a intresting dream involving Dash

42274559 had a repair person see their Dash body pillow and wrongfully felt ashamed (dont worry Anon, they either didn't care or thought she was cute)

(Suggestive) https://dashie.best/ is renewed for another year

Blep: >>42282934

CS2 Dash: >>42290304

Ghost Dashie!: >>42294796

Druganon, you have made real progress this thread and Dash would be proud of you, we certainly are!

Under the mask song by BGM: https://youtu.be/Zjvq-sBIniU

>>42350368 takes Dash to a firework show

To finish this thread summary, I will say this topic deserves some more attention: Rainbow gets hospilised for a few weeks in a flight accident, how do you keep her entertained?
Anonymous No.42354184
fuck yeah summer
Anonymous No.42354225 >>42354229
Her farts stink.
Anonymous No.42354229
>>42354225
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Anonymous No.42354431 >>42354482 >>42354578
fuck no summer
Anonymous No.42354482 >>42354526 >>42354578
>>42354431
It is too hot right now
Anonymous No.42354483
Blessed pegasus mare
Anonymous No.42354526 >>42354585
>>42354482

it's been 20 C or less for the whole summer so far and my 4 week vacation starts tomorrow and of course it's almost 30 C for the next week
Anonymous No.42354578
>>42354431
>>42354482
based summer dislikers
Anonymous No.42354585
>>42354526
20C is great. For me it was like 30/40C and only in these few days lowered a bit. Just in time for my vacation as well, though I only get 2 weeks.
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Anonymous No.42355135 >>42355524
>>42353987
>Rainbow gets hospitalized for a few weeks in a flight accident, how do you keep her entertained?
I sneak in some of her favorite snacks, banter with her and play board games with her until the nurses kick me out.
Anonymous No.42355524
>>42355135
>until the nurses kick me out.
and then you sneak back in
Anonymous No.42355561
>9 AM
>25 C

fucking hell
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Anonymous No.42356589 >>42356606 >>42356963 >>42357253
so imagine a dash... but with crocs... thoughts?
Anonymous No.42356606
>>42356589
No
Anonymous No.42356963 >>42357260
>>42356589
I love this mare in any shape or form
Anonymous No.42357253
>>42356589
she already has the crocs in speed mode
kerchoo blue horse kerchoo
Anonymous No.42357260 >>42357424
>>42356963
who couldn't? personally, she's been my favourite m6 mare since the beginning
Anonymous No.42357424 >>42357509
>>42357260
Same, sometimes it feels like it was some type of fate/destiny that she would end up my wife. She felt special to me and instantly became my favorite since day 1 when I watched an episode of MLP for the very first time back in October or November 2015
Anonymous No.42357442
>>42353987
>Rainbow gets hospilised for a few weeks in a flight accident, how do you keep her entertained?
Play some vidya with her, watch both Top Gun movies, binge a show she'd like, and teach her a craft of some kind
Anonymous No.42357498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuOyG77SSes
Anonymous No.42357509 >>42358088 >>42358688
just found this. beautiful
>>42353987
>how do you keep her entertained?
i'd like reading to her. as much for her, for myself too since the daring do books really don't seem bad
>>42357424
that's nice to hear. and really, her energy motivates any anon to do better, and her chillaxing ability allows you to take a break as well
Anonymous No.42357762 >>42365236 >>42366373
There's a contest called Flashfic where the goal is to write a story in at most 150 words, and I had one with Rainbow Dash and Applejack turned into a comic. I also realized I had one with Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo given this same treatment months ago and never posted it here, but this one was finished today, so I'll post the other later. Here's the short story where the prompt was "In the Garden":
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/526921/11/short-stories-with-pregnant-ponies/in-the-garden

Applejack and Rainbow Dash were nose-to-nose, glaring at each other as they argued.

β€œYa ain’t never grown nothin’, Rainbow! That’s one thing I got over ya!”

β€œHave too!”

β€œWhat have you ever grown? Yer house ain’t got any soil, on account of it being so high up in the sky!”

Rainbow Dash pulled her nose back, and smirked as she turned and gestured with her head towards her midsection, swollen with life. Applejack gave her *that* look.

β€œHavin’ a foal don’t count, and you know it, Rainbow!”

β€œA foal is a kind of fruit. A womb is a kind of garden.”

β€œNow I’d expect this kind of fancy-shmancy word games from Twilight, but not you, Rainbow!”

β€œBesides, having a foal is something I’ve got over you, then.”

Rainbow Dash stuck her tongue out and, after some effort, flew away. Applejack wanted the last word.

β€œThis ain’t over you swollen feather-fer-brains!”
Anonymous No.42358088
>>42357509
so pretty
Anonymous No.42358688
>>42357509
Pretty mare
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Anonymous No.42358727
She's so cool
Anonymous No.42358740 >>42358876
slightly general, but the dash vocals are great
https://youtu.be/n3j3BoDZMkU?feature=shared
Anonymous No.42358869 >>42358940
Anonymous No.42358876
>>42358740
She sounds like grandpa's car cold start
Anonymous No.42358940 >>42359212 >>42359240
>>42358869
Her gala dress is so beautiful. She's a Greek goddess.
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Anonymous No.42359212
>>42358940
>She's a Greek goddess.

she truly is
Anonymous No.42359240 >>42359593 >>42360889 >>42361001
>>42358940
>She's a Greek goddess.
She actually gives strong resemblance with Athena, the goddess of wisdom and warfare.
Anonymous No.42359593
>>42359240
beautiful horse
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>>42360238
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Anonymous No.42360865
Looks like a awesome book
Anonymous No.42360889 >>42361001
>>42359240
>Athena
Try Iris, goddess of the Rainbow, probably a better fit. She, like Hermes, is a messenger goddess, with Zephyrus the god of the west wind as her consort. Some say her son by that father is Eros/Cupid himself, or one of the erotes, Pothos, who represents desire.

Regardless, she definitely touches on something divine.
Anonymous No.42360902
Scribble !!b85Qy/q6gsK No.42360997 >>42361072 >>42361073
>Blue
>Fast
Someone should write some Dashie Dash Dash green.
Anonymous No.42361001
>>42359240
>>42360889
>goddess of wisdom and warfare
>goddess of the Rainbow and a messenger
Both kinda fit Dashie desu
Anonymous No.42361072
>>42360997
suggest ideas
Anonymous No.42361073
>>42360997
>scribble
I remember when you were writing poems here, years ago, right? Good of you to show up again regardless of whether you're making stuff.
Anonymous No.42362348 >>42362768
Anonymous No.42362768 >>42362776
>>42362348
get this mare some cider
Anonymous No.42362776 >>42362785
>>42362768
That's right!
Anonymous No.42362785 >>42362806
>>42362776
Plot twist: the cider is my piss. I peed in the cup
Anonymous No.42362806 >>42362822
>>42362785
Now she's gonna get aids
Anonymous No.42362822 >>42362827
>>42362806
but I'm not gay or black?
Anonymous No.42362827 >>42362829
>>42362822
but anon... you ARE gay and black!
Anonymous No.42362829 >>42362843
>>42362827
WTF no I'm not.. trashbow rash would never be racist
Anonymous No.42362843 >>42362860
>>42362829
Gay Gay Nigger Nigger trans unrights!
Anonymous No.42362860 >>42362875
>>42362843
PLAPSHIE NOOOOOOOOOOO
ACK!
Anonymous No.42362875
>>42362860
YEEEEEE!
AltH No.42363075 >>42363081
WIP, will post updates as I go along. Will be posted to Ponepaste when finished.

Roommate

>PLOP!
>Anon, the local human, grumbles and mumbles to himself on his hands and knees in his bathtub at his log cabin.
>He silently curses as he pulls out more and more disgusting clumps of cyan blue feathers and rainbow colored hair glued together with soap scum out of the drain, and drops it into the small waste bin besides him.
>PLOP!
>Rainbow Dash has been living with Anon for the last month while her cloud mansion is being gassed out to get rid of a parasprite infestation.
>Anon thought nothing of it when he offered his guest room to her.
>She's a national hero after all, she must be a responsible adult, right? What could go wrong?
>PLOP!
>Everything.
>Every damn thing.
>It's like living with a teenager, but worse because she has the life experience of being an adult to come up with reasons for her sloppiness.
>Every day she comes up with a different version of the same few excuses.
>She's a pony living in a home built for a human.
>She's a national hero who just came back from saving the world again.
>Wonderbolts training was extra hard, and so now she's too sore.
>Her friends needed her help today elsewhere and she didn't have the time.
>Anon tries his best to be nice and to forgive.
>She's a friend of his too after all, and she doesn't exactly have the choice to go back home for a little while longer.
>PLOP!
>But God damn it if Anon has to unclog the shower drain one more time.
>Clean the dishes one more time.
>Put food away one more time.
>Close doors one more time-
>Knock knock knock.
>"Yo! Anon! Are you done in there yet? I gotta use the throne!"
AltH No.42363081 >>42363086
>>42363075

>Anon closes his eyes and counts to five.
>Breathe in.
>Breathe out.
"YEAH, DASH, JUST A MINUTE!"
>PLOP!
>Anon sets the waste bin off to the side, stands up, and climbs out of the tub.
>He washes his hands and opens the door.
>Rainbow Dash stands there, wings twitching, her hind legs crossed, doing that little dance in place.
>She pushes past him and into the bathroom.
>"Finally!" She groans.
>Anon watches as the door slams shut behind him.
>He stands there lingering for a moment, chewing on his tongue, breathing slowly.
>Before he can think of what new orientation he'd like to strangle her in today, his stomach grumbles. He sighs.
>Deciding to take the opportunity for a break, Anon walks down the hall and towards the kitchen.
"Tonight, we're having a talk."
AltH No.42363086 >>42363090
>>42363081

>Anon stands in the doorway to the kitchen, ready to make himself something for dinner.
>Only to discover that while he was cleaning the tub, Rainbow also made herself something to eat too, leaving the kitchen turned upside down in the process.
>Anon's eye twitches.
>Behind him, the bathroom door opens with the sound of a flush-
>But not the sound of a sink running.
>God damn it.
>He storms his way back through the hall towards the bathroom again.
>Rainbow steps through the doorway of the bathroom, the toilet seat still left up behind her.
>Anon reaches down, grabs her by the wing knowing damn well it hurts and leads her towards the kitchen.
>"Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow! H- Hey, what gives, dude?!"
>Anon doesn't answer yet, he just marches.
>Rainbow stumbles along awkwardly besides him as she's dragged away like a misbehaving puppy.
>He stops in the doorway of the kitchen and simply points.
>Rainbow follows his finger.
>Cabinets left open in the hunt for which one has the plates because she somehow forgot again.
>A jar of peanut butter with the lid off sits on the counter, butter knife still inside.
>Plates stacked next to the sink, one of them still holding a half eaten sandwich.
>The ice box door not closed all the way.
>A carton of milk on the counter, sweating besides a freshly made bowl of cereal not yet eaten.
>A loaf of bread halfway out of the bag.
>The step stool he made just for her not put back in the corner.
AltH No.42363090 >>42363095
>>42363086

>Anon lets go of her wing.
>She folds it back in with a wince.
>Rainbow rubs the back of her neck with a hoof.
>She chuckles nervously.
>"Uh, heh. Yeah. I was /gonna/ clean this up. Like, after I finish business, y'know?"
>Anon points back to the bathroom.
"You didn't even wash your hooves."
>Rainbow's ears fold back slightly.
>"Okay, but /technically/, wings aren't hooves, so..."
"Rainbow Dash."
>She closes her mouth and flinches into a more alert stance.
>Anon breathes slowly again.
>He pinches the bridge of his nose.
"You're cleaning this. Right now. /Before/ you sit your blue ass on /anything else/ in this house."
>Rainbow nods slowly, her gaze returning to the kitchen.
"Close the ice box. Put the food away. Put the dirty dishes in the sink. Return the clean ones to the cabinets."
>She sighs. "Okay. I'm sorry."
>Anon lets out a breath.
"Thank you." Anon says, turning and leaving to continue cleaning the bathroom.
AltH No.42363095 >>42363099
>>42363090

>Rainbow grumbles and mumbles to herself as she stands on the step stool, leaning over the sink.
>She silently curses to herself as she sets a clean plate aside and reaches for the next dirty one to scrub.
>Anon returns to the kitchen after a few minutes to check on her progress.
>He stops in the doorway and leans against the wall, crossing his arms.
"Dash. You and I need to talk."
>She stops scrubbing and turns her head to look at him. Her ears droop slightly again.
"You're my friend, right?" Anon begins calmly.
>Rainbow recognizes that tone of voice. It's almost too polite.
>"Y- yeah..."
"You’ve been staying here for a month now."
>"Yeah?"
"You eat my food."
>"Yeah..."
"You use my shower."
>"Yeah..."
"You sleep under my roof."
>"Yeah..."
>He pushes off of the wall and takes a step forward.
"You clog my drains."
>Rainbow winces. "Okay, but-"
"You leave your feathers /everywhere/."
>Rainbow looks at the floor. Sure enough, there's a few feathers accumulated in a corner.
"You treat this place like a Wonderbolts locker room on hayburger night."
>Rainbow sighs. "Look, I said I was sorry about-"
"I am not done."
>Her wings twitch again.
"You don’t flush properly half the time. You don't wash your hooves. You leave food out. You leave doors open. You leave towels on the floor."
>Anon gestures broadly to the kitchen that's still a mess.
"You are a guest. You are my friend. You are a grown pony, not a teenage raccoon."
>Rainbow pouts. "I said I was gonna clean-"
"And yet I’ve heard that before. Just like I heard 'I’ll wash my plate later.' Just like I heard 'I’ll fix it in the morning.' Just like I heard 'Oops, my bad, I’ll remember next time.'"
AltH No.42363099 >>42363102
>>42363095

>Rainbow puts the dish down slowly.
>She turns fully to face him.
>She sighs. "Alright, fine. I get it. You’re mad."
>Anon kneels down to her eye level.
"No, Dash. I’m tired."
>Rainbow frowns.
Anon continues. "I’m tired of having two full time jobs. One of them pays the bills," He leans in slightly. "The other is spent cleaning up after /you/."
>She scuffs the counter with a hoof. "...I didn’t mean to make more work for you."
"I know you didn’t." Anon finally relents. "But that’s the problem. You didn’t think."
>Water drips slowly from the plates still in the sink.
Anon sighs. "Dash. You’re staying here until your house is fixed. I understand that part. I offered to let you stay here and I meant it. But I can’t keep doing everything for you. You need to respect the fact that this is my home."
>A moment passes.
>Rainbow looks up.
>"I'll try harder."
>Anon nods slowly.
"Thank you. Finish the kitchen, and then I want you to sweep the living room."
>Rainbow groans but nods.
>Anon turns to leave, but pauses.
"And wash your damn hooves after you’re done."
>Rainbow grumbles. "Yeah yeah yeah. Sheesh, you're worse than Twilight."
>Anon smirks.
AltH No.42363102 >>42363103
>>42363099

>Eventually, Rainbow finishes with the kitchen and living room.
>Feeling a little dirty and sweaty, she decides to take a shower.
>She walks down the hall towards the bathroom, opens the door-
>And Anon is already waiting for her inside.
>He smiles.
"Great. Now you're going to learn how to unclog the drain. I will not be hearing the 'but I don't have fingers' excuse again. We have tools for that."
>Anon holds up a drain snake and a bottle of chemical cleaner.
"Take your shower, get yourself clean, then clean the drain. If you don't know how to use a drain snake, there's instructions written for you."
>Rainbow stands there, her mouth hanging open.
>Her wings twitch.
>"Y- you were just /waiting/ in here?!"
>Anon smiles.
>Anon leans against the counter, setting the snake and drain cleaner down behind him. He crosses his arms.
"Yup. I had a feeling this would be your next stop."
>Rainbow stares at him for a moment before dragging a wing down her face. She groans loudly.
>"Seriously, dude? Can't this wait until /after/ I'm done with my shower?"
>Anon nods.
"It /is/ after. After you're done clogging the drain with /your/ feathers again. The drain that I just cleared for you less than an hour ago."
>Rainbow flaps her wings defiantly.
>"It's not my fault! It's like, I dunno, biology, or something!"
Anon shakes his head. "I don't care, I got biology too." He tilts his head slightly. "I do my part. How do you think other ponies do it? Do you think I go and clean their drains for them too?"
>Rainbow steps inside, groaning even louder.
>"Uuuugh! Fine!"
>Rainbow steps over to the tub, turns the water on and stands there.
>Anon hasn't moved.
>She turns to look at him with a raised eyebrow.
>"Are you just gonna /stand there/?"
>Anon nods.
"Yup. Because I know that if I don't, you'll just half-ass it."
>Rainbow's face slowly turns red, half because of embarrassment, half because of anger.
>She stomps a hoof.
>"F- fine! Just- Just turn around or something!"
>Anon chuckles but turns around anyway.
>Rainbow shakes her head, her wings half flared in annoyance.
>She tests the temperature of the water with a wing and steps in.
>"Pervert."
"Plumber. Besides, it's nothing I haven't seen before anyways."
>Her face turns even more red. She scrubs her coat harder and lets out a feral snort.
AltH No.42363103 >>42363106
>>42363102

"Am I gonna hear more complaints about not having fingers?"
>"No..."
"Am I gonna hear excuses for why you can't fold your towel?"
>"No..."
"Am I gonna hear-"
>"Alright alright! I get it! Sheesh!" She barks out, wings flaring and slapping the curtain.
>Anon smiles, still facing the wall.
>He turns his head slightly.
"You /sure/? Because I got a /whole list/ here ready for ya."
>Rainbow grits her teeth as a drop of shampoo drips into her eye.
>"I said I got it!"
Anon keeps going. "Do you? Because this morning, you said your laundry basket looked 'too heavy'."
>She stomps a hoof in the tub, causing the bar of soap to fall off the shelf, bonking her on the head.
>"YES! I DO!"
>Anon grins.
"Alright. Just making sure."
>She groans loudly again, letting out another feral snort.
>"You know, Spitfire isn't as much of a pain in the flank as what /you're/ being right now."
"That's because she doesn't have to teach her team of Wonderbolts how to perform the physics defying trick of learning basic hygiene maintenance."
>Rainbow rinses off, flicking a little water off her wing at him on purpose.
>"Fine! Fine! No more excuses! Just give me that snake thingy already!"
AltH No.42363106 >>42363108
>>42363103

>Rainbow holds a wing over her muzzle as she turns the crank handle on the drain snake.
>Anon kneels besides the tub, elbow resting on the edge.
>He rubs his face in an attempt to hide his grin.
"So. What's your favorite part so far? Is it the feathers or the wads of hair?"
>She swallows her sandwich again. Her body shivers.
>"Eugh! I think it just touched something /alive/!"
>She groans as she pulls the snake out. A clump of feathers and rainbow hair attached to the end.
>"Sweet Celestia, why does it /smell/? Is this your idea of /revenge/ or something?"
"Nope. Not revenge. Education. I want you to remember what we went through today the next time you want to 'leave it for later'."
>Anon hands over the waste bin as Rainbow dangles the ball of horror on the end of the snake like a cursed fishing line.
>PLOP!
>Her wing clamps over her mouth harder.
>"Can't I just buy you a new drain or something?"
>Anon raises an eyebrow.
"Do you buy a new cloud every time you spill a bowl of cereal?"
>Rainbow answers with another snort.
>Anon takes the drain snake from her and puts the waste bin back next to the toilet.
>Rainbow shivers one last time before stepping out of the tub.
>Anon pats her on the shoulder.
"Thank you, Dashie. You were a big help today." She pouts. "Now, I'm gonna give you a choice."
>She glares up at him. "What now?"
>Anon smiles warmly this time.
"Do you want ice cream, or cookies?"
>Rainbow's scowl instantly vanishes.
>Her wings give another involuntary flutter.
>She squints her eyes, but Anon's smile hasn't changed.
>"Seriously?"
Anon nods. "Seriously. You did your chores like a big mare. That deserves a reward."
>She squints harder. "What's the catch? You say cookies, but somehow that means I have to... I dunno, mop the ceiling or something."
He shakes his head. "No catch. Ice cream or cookies. Perhaps both if you think you've /really/ earned it."
>Anon stands up and turns to walk out of the bathroom.
>Rainbow stands still for a moment before a smile inevitably spreads to her face. She follows him out, her step a little lighter.
>"I think ice cream sounds good. But I want the good kind. The one with the chocolate chips in it."
AltH No.42363108 >>42363110
>>42363106

>Anon and Rainbow sit on the sofa eating ice cream.
>Rainbow holds the bowl and spoon in her wings while she flips through pages of her Daring Do book with her forehooves.
>Anon leans over.
"So. Where do used dishes go when you're done using them?"
>She almost glares, but lets out a defeated sigh.
>"The sink."
>Anon raises a finger and opens his mouth.
>"After I wash it." Rainbow blurts out.
>Anon smiles and pats her head.
"Good. Thank you, Dashie."
>Rainbow huffs, but she doesn't pull away from the head pats.
>"Yeah, yeah. I'm learning. Slowly."
>Anon idly scratches her scalp.
"One step at a time. That's all it takes. You'll get there."
>Rainbow shoves another spoonful of ice cream in her mouth as she squints at a particularly long word in her book.
>Anon lowers his hand and pets her shoulder, rubbing circles in her fur with his thumb.
>A few moments pass.
>"Thanks, Anon." She begins again suddenly. Anon tilts his head. "For putting up with me."
He smiles again. "You're very welcome, Dashie. That's what friends are for."
>She turns her head and looks at him. She returns the smile.
"Just don't forget to wash that bowl."
>Rainbow elbows him with a wing.
AltH No.42363110 >>42363116 >>42365236 >>42368605 >>42377518
>>42363108

>The next day.
>The late morning sun shines through the window and across Rainbow's face.
>She groans awake, instantly upset at the realization that the blinds aren't closed like she had them last night.
>She tosses and turns in an attempt to hide her face from the light.
>Eventually, she gives up with a loud sigh and pushes her blankets off.
>She rolls out of bed with a yawn and steps over the debris of laundry and plates on the floor as she makes her way to close the blinds again.
>She rubs her eyes with a wing and trips over the debris of laundry and plates on the floor as she makes her way to the door.
>A note is taped to the inside.
"Dash-
I am at Sweet Apple Acres helping the Apple family install new flooring in their living room.
Today's chores:
1.) Clean your room. Put your dirty uniforms in the hamper and the clean ones in the closet. Put dishes, toys, and books away.
2.) Clean the bathroom after you use it. Wipe down the counter and mirror. Wash your hooves.
3.) Clean the kitchen after you use it. Put food and dishes away where they belong.
One two three ezpz.
I will be having dinner at their house, will be back late tonight."
>Rainbow reads the note through half lidded eyes. She groans.
>"Chores? Again?"
>She sticks out her tongue and marches back to bed.
>She scowls at the ceiling, mentally preparing how much work all that is going to take.
>Clean the bedroom. Pick up uniforms and dishes. Books and toys can probably just be shoved under the bed.
>Clean the bathroom. No big deal. Nothing can possibly be worse than that shower drain yesterday.
>Clean the kitchen. No problem. Just make something light to eat this time. Don't leave the cabinets open.
>Rainbow flops onto her side dramatically. She huffs.
>"/One two three ezpz/." She mocks in her interpretation of his voice.
>She exhales through her nose. The corners of her lips tug upwards anyways.
>Anon could've been passive aggressive or taped the note to her forehead.
>But he didn't.
>He just wrote a basic list and trusted her to follow it.
>Rainbow turns to her other side. She stares at the floor, still buried under a mountain of stuff. Her gaze shifts towards the note still taped to the door.
>She takes a deep breath and exhales. She smiles.
>"One two three, ezpz."

All I have for now, will return with more later like I said.

:)
Anonymous No.42363116
>>42363110
I already adore this, looking forward to more
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Anonymous No.42363416 >>42363436 >>42363676 >>42363773
Another Dashie build in my Beta 1.7.3 survival world
Anonymous No.42363436
>>42363416
comf
Anonymous No.42363676
>>42363416
Cute!
Anonymous No.42363773
>>42363416
pretty
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Anonymous No.42364762 >>42364807
>>42364648
would cuddle
Anonymous No.42364807
>>42364762
She's so totally worth it
Anonymous No.42365002 >>42365020
I cry every time I watch this.
Anonymous No.42365020 >>42365036 >>42365055
>>42365002
Let me ruin it for you:
If you dig a bit deeper, this shows how stupid Dash is for not figuring out how she is able to easily learn in the many years of her life. How did she pass school exams before?
Anonymous No.42365036 >>42365336
>>42365020
You didn't ruin it, you simply revealed your own ignorance. Multiple athletes that are academic failures get hard-carried by the system because their athleticism provides numerous opportunities to make money for the schools / organizations they play for. Rainbow Dash became the top flier in flight school, letting her graduate despite not even really completing remedial maths.
Anonymous No.42365055 >>42365096 >>42365336 >>42366370
>>42365020
She got kicked out of school
Anonymous No.42365096
>>42365055
it was actually me busting her out
Anonymous No.42365140 >>42365166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rSPaYhRQ_w
Anonymous No.42365166 >>42365219
>>42365140
I love blue pony ass
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Anonymous No.42365219 >>42365753
>>42365166
Same
Anonymous No.42365236 >>42366373
>>42363110
That was nice, been a while since we has some green.

>>42357762
Can we see the Rainbow and Scootaloo one?
Anonymous No.42365336 >>42366138
>>42365036
>>42365055
She wasn't kicked out. Rainbow Dash dropped out of flight school.
>Hoops: Get kicked out of any flight schools recently?
>RD: I didn't get kicked out!
I feel like the fact that RD is a high school dropout isn't talked about enough. Why'd she do it?
Anonymous No.42365728
>>42365217
Me on the left
Anonymous No.42365753
>>42365219
where did dash find all that ass
Anonymous No.42365779
>>42365217
Me on the right
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Anonymous No.42366128
>>42366063
you will the dash but not that way
Anonymous No.42366138 >>42366358
>>42365336
>Asking why the ADD horse dropped out
It bored her obviously, I'm sure once it stopped being a challenge she dropped school like a bad habit.
Anonymous No.42366333 >>42368005
>>42366063
You piece of shit
Anonymous No.42366358
>>42366138
I don't buy it. Dash is dumb and lazy but I don't think she would drop out just for the hell of it. She cares a lot about her reputation and she goes to extreme lengths to protect it. I'm willing to bet she'd weather the storm of boring homework just to avoid being a laughing stock. Being a flight school dropout is probably the worst social label a Cloudsdale-born pegasus could be. Maybe it had something to do with getting away from her parents?
Anonymous No.42366370
>>42365055
That still not excludes the possibility of passing some exams.
Anonymous No.42366373
>>42357762
Damn, someone pointed out he forgot her wings in the second panel. I'll get that corrected soon, but I won't post it here. You'll be able to find it on the boorus if you care.

>>42365236
>Can we see the Rainbow and Scootaloo one?
Yes you may. The full quality files are huge, so here are links to the featureless version on the boorus:
https://derpibooru.org/images/3587085
https://twibooru.org/3497578
https://ponybooru.org/images/3821151
https://ponerpics.org/images/7218587

The prompt this time was "Knock It Off" and someone had asked me for a story with them:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/526921/10/short-stories-with-pregnant-ponies/knock-it-off

β€œC’mon, knock it off.” Scootaloo sat before Rainbow Dash, who was keeping an eye on her poorly, meaning Scootaloo was playing in her den while Rainbow Dash slept on the couch.

Rainbow would’ve taken Scootaloo flying, or performed tricks while Scootaloo watched, but her late pregnancy sapped her vigor, so it was up to Scootaloo to make her own fun. Eventually, the fun included Rainbow’s sleeping form. Balanced on Rainbow’s barrel was one of Tank’s chew toys. Rainbow had already shown Scootaloo the ins and outs of her ins and outs, and Scootaloo got it in her head to see if she could make the foal do a trick.

Rainbow’s breathing was gentle, and neither of them moved, however. Scootaloo reared on the couch, and poked Rainbow’s belly with a hoof. β€œKnock it off, squirt.” Rainbow was asleep again before the last syllable.

β€œShe’s not even trying.” Scootaloo complained, misunderstanding.
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Anonymous No.42366526 >>42366813 >>42367219
does cuddling and upsies fall into the category of chillaxing?
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Anonymous No.42366813
>>42366526
I'm sure she can be convinced
Anonymous No.42366964 >>42366972
>>42366804
it's not her fault everypony else is so damn slow
Anonymous No.42366972
>>42366964
It's not her fault if everyone else is retarded. No offense.
Anonymous No.42367219 >>42367855
>>42366526
yes but you must also give her belly rubs
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Anonymous No.42367855
>>42367219
i think i could bear with that
this is my favourite thread on /mlp/ currently
Anonymous No.42367923
>>42367561
Crack that whip!
Does anyone have that PMV archived? It's been wiped off the face of the internet
Anonymous No.42368005 >>42368280
>>42366333
noo dashie is playing a whack a mole game with anon she loves it because she wins every time because she's so fast and awesome
Anonymous No.42368280 >>42368413
>>42368005
It's alright anon, but next time you do the mole.
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Anonymous No.42368413
>>42368280
nah she likes the thrill of danger
Anonymous No.42368605
>>42363110
This is so great. Dashie is adorable.
Anonymous No.42368674
>that guy won't fall asleep without his bed time story
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Anonymous No.42369715 >>42369914
Divine beauty.
Anonymous No.42369914 >>42371891
>>42369646
>>42369715
so pretty
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Anonymous No.42370234 >>42370281 >>42370536 >>42373206
Forest exploration with mare
Anonymous No.42370281
>>42370234
I see Scootaloo didn't stick around this time.
Anonymous No.42370536
>>42370234
cute Dashie, she seems to be enjoying it
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>>42371188
Pretty Mare
Anonymous No.42371891
>>42369914
Anonymous No.42372016 >>42372044
Making full use of my new monitors
Anonymous No.42372044 >>42372173
>>42372016
I dunno, could do with some more Dashies. Are those 27" or 32"?
Anonymous No.42372173 >>42372254
>>42372044
Trve. I need to whip out the thinkpad if I want to fit more. They're 27".
Anonymous No.42372254 >>42372321
>>42372173

I got a 32" 4K monitor a few years back and a 4090 to go with it to actually drive that resolution, there's no going back anymore
Anonymous No.42372321
>>42372254
Wew. I’ve also got a 4090, but I’ve been staying ignorant at 1440p so I don’t have to worry about upgrading anytime soon. The middle monitor’s an OLED, though, so that’s been pretty neat.
Anonymous No.42373206
>>42370234
Adventure!
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Anonymous No.42375551 >>42375559
>>42375524
god that's cute
Anonymous No.42375559
>>42375551
That's why I posted it
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Anonymous No.42376711
>>42376640
I couldn't resist
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Anonymous No.42377334 >>42377469
>>42376996
chill, Dashie
Anonymous No.42377467 >>42377475 >>42377675 >>42378007 >>42381837
>>42353969 (OP)
I drew this greek Age of Mythology inspired Dashie and a scout pegasus I made up
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>>42377334
Anonymous No.42377475
>>42377467
Cool
AltH No.42377518 >>42377519
>>42363110

>"Soup's on, everypony!" Granny Smith calls out into the living room from the kitchen.
>Anon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Big Mac collectively let out a sigh of relief.
>Anon stretches his back, letting out a few pops and crackles, earning a tired giggle from Apple Bloom.
"Good Lord, that cabinet was ready to kill me."
>Applejack huffs. "Ah told ya, we should've taken it apart first."
>Anon waves her off.
"No, no, I like throwing my back out the old fashion way."
>Applejack rolls her eyes with a chuckle. "Come on then, muscle monkey. Supper's ready, an' you /know/ how Granny feels about guests who let her cookin' get cold first."
>"Cold?!" Granny calls out again. "Who in tarnation said my cookin's cold?! I just made the darn thing! It's gon' /get/ cold if y'all don't get your rumps in here lickety split!"
>Applejack and Anon share a glance and stifle a laugh.
"Alright, alright, let's go."
>Anon follows the others into the other room and sit down at the dining table.
"'Muscle monkey'?" Anon chuckles as he looks at Applejack across the table. "Who came up with that one?"
>Applejack smiles and opens her mouth to answer.
>"Ah did!" Apple Bloom cheers as she pulls out a chair next to Anon, slapping a couple of books down onto it.
>Applejack closes her mouth to stifle another laugh.
Anon smiles. "You did, huh?" He asks, leaning over to help her up onto the chair easier. "What gave you the idea? Was it the part when I moved that cabinet by myself, or when I had to lift a certain silly filly off of the couch I needed to move?"
>Apple Bloom beams and giggles. "All of it! Without yer help, I couldn't /imagine/ gettin' any of what we did done in a single day!" She tilts her head thoughtfully. "How're ya so good at helpin' folk, Anon? I wanna be like you when I grow up!"
>Anon's smile turns warmer as he takes a longer look at Apple Bloom.
"You wanna know how, huh?" She nods furiously. He smirks and flexes his arms dramatically. "Well, if it weren't for the fact that I'm secretly a super hero, it'd be /really/ difficult."
>Apple Bloom squints her eyes but still smiles. "No! Y'ain't no super hero!"
Anon snaps his fingers and scoffs. "Darn! And I had the perfect new name to write on my suit..." He chuckles. "Alright, alright, you caught me. I'm good at helping ponies because I had a family who loved to help /me/ in return. Just like what you have." He gestures to the others. "You wanna grow up just like me someday?" He continues, still looking at the rest of the table. "Well, I'd say you're already half way there."
>Apple Bloom's eyes sparkle as she turns her attention to her family. "Really?"
>"Really really." Applejack replies instantly.
AltH No.42377519 >>42377520
>>42377518

>Apple Bloom pauses and looks at the table with a furrowed brow. "Does that ever get hard? Helping ponies?"
>Anon takes another long look at her.
>His mind goes elsewhere for a moment, wondering if Rainbow Dash has completed any of her chores yet. He only hopes that a list of only three things wasn't too much for her.
He sighs. "Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes there will be a pony who may be more difficult to help than others."
>Apple Bloom tilts her head. "What'dya mean?"
"Well, not everypony knows how to take care of things on their own. And when that happens, they make mistakes."
>Apple Bloom tilts her head. "So do ya just tell 'em?"
Anon smiles and shakes his head. "Nope. Some ponies can't be told things. You gotta use a different kind of muscle for that." He taps his temple. "Let's take the example I'm working with right now. Rainbow Dash has been living with me for the past month while her house gets de-parasprited."
>Apple Bloom giggles. "That ain't a word!"
Anon smiles. "It is now! Now, Rainbow Dash doesn't always remember turn the lights off when she leaves a room. And the problem is that she tends to forget /often enough/ to start coming up with excuses for why that is. That's because she never thought about why it's important in the first place. Nopony taught her that part."
>Apple Bloom slowly nods, her mouth making an o shape.
"So does that mean I should 'help' her by turning the lights off for her every time?"
>Apple Bloom furrows her brow. "Heck no!"
Anon pokes her in the shoulder. "So what should I do instead?"
>"You... help her help herself?" She puzzles.
"Right! Instead, it would help her /a lot more/ to teach her /why/ it's important to turn lights off when you're not using them. If you can help somepony understand /why/ something matters, they'll learn how to do it right on their own."
>Apple Bloom giggles. "That'd sure be embarrassin' to go your whole life not knowin' how to flush a toilet right because somepony never taught ya!"
>Anon chokes.
"Yeah, it sure would, wouldn't it." He says too quickly.
>Applejack across the table snorts. "She /that bad/?"
>Anon simply turns his head with a look.
>She smirks harder.
AltH No.42377520 >>42377523
>>42377519

>The dining room quiets down to only the sounds of silverware tapping gently against plates and bowls.
>Anon's chair squeaks a tiny bit as he leans back, letting his spoon down to wipe his hands with a napkin.
>He exhales.
"I wonder if I was too hard on Dash yesterday."
>Applejack looks up. "How so?"
Anon shrugs. "Well, I laid it on kinda thick. I made her finish all the chores she's been skipping. I wrote her a list this morning like she's a foal. I felt more like a Wonderbolt's sergeant than a friend."
>Applejack's chair squeaks a tiny bit as he leans back, letting her spoon down to wipe her hooves with a napkin.
>She exhales.
>"Anon, let me tell ya somethin', mah Granny Smith taught me. 'Y'ain't bein' cruel just cause the truth don't taste like a sweet apple."
>"That's right!" Granny cheers, toasting her glass.
>Applejack continues. "Ponies like Dash can handle bein' told when they're wrong. What hurt's 'em is when yer whisperin' when they need you to be shoutin'."
>Anon hums, considering.
>"Havin' a friend let 'em keep messin' up cause they don't wanna ruffle feathers? That ain't kindess, that's just quittin' on 'em real quiet-like."
>Anon interlaces his fingers and tilts his head slightly.
"So I did do the right thing, even if it felt like I was being hard on her?"
>Applejack tilts her hat back. "If it helps her in the long run? Darn right ya did." She smiles. "Ain't no shame in bein' honest with a friend if it means soundin' like a broken record at times."
Anon smiles back. "Thanks, AJ."
>"Any time, Muscle Monkey."
AltH No.42377523 >>42378447 >>42379500 >>42382164
>>42377520

>The crickets outside Anon's cabin chirp as he wipes his shoes on his door mat.
>He opens the door, steps inside-
>And stops dead in the doorway.
>The living room is clean.
>The clutter from the coffee table is gone.
>The floor is swept and dusted.
>The couch is fluffed and the pillows are put back where they go.
>The dishes that were in the sink have been put away.
>Anon steps further in, studying the place as if it's just a dream.
"Rainbow?" He calls out. "I'm back."
>A blue head wrapped in a towel peeks out of the bathroom door at the end of the hallway. She nods. "Sup."
Anon raises an eyebrow. "I see that you... did your chores."
>She smirks harder. "Sure did!" She preens a feather smugly. "And not just the list either, I did extra."
Anon turns around in full circles, his face smiling wide. "Nice work, Dashie. I am indeed /very impressed/."
>Rainbow walks past him and to the couch, climbing up onto it confidently.
>"Told ya. When I do something, I /do it/." She stretches out, flicking her wings a bit.
>Anon chuckles and shakes his head, heading towards the ice box.
"I think you know what happens next, right?"
>She turns her head and smirks harder. "Aw yeah. /Now we're talkin/."
>Anon and Rainbow sit on the sofa eating ice cream.
>Rainbow holds the bowl and spoon in her wings while she flips through pages of her Daring Do book with her forehooves.
>She leans over and bumps his side with her shoulder.
>"Thanks, dude. For everything."
>Anon nudges his shoulder back.
"Anytime, Dashie. Anytime."

End! I might tweak the ending a bit more before submitting it to Ponepaste, but I haven't decided yet. I hope yall enjoyed!

:)
Anonymous No.42377675 >>42378512
>>42377467
CUTE
More Greek Dash!
Anonymous No.42378007
>>42377467
Based AoM enjoyer
Super cute dashie
Anonymous No.42378447
>>42377523

good stuff, living with Dash would certainly have its moments
Anonymous No.42378512 >>42379051 >>42379494 >>42380208 >>42381837 >>42382075 >>42386927
>>42377675
I made a continuation of that pic. More greek Dashie!
Anonymous No.42378602
>>42353969 (OP)
So why are you worshipping a fictional cartoon made for little girls, pedophile?
Anonymous No.42379051 >>42429300 >>42429304
>>42378512
You draw pretty good. I love your made up pony design as well.
Anonymous No.42379494
>>42378512
Anonymous No.42379500
>>42377523
That was cute. I really liked it.
Anonymous No.42379782 >>42380234 >>42380578 >>42380878 >>42383012
Why is she so cool and cute and sexy?
Anonymous No.42380208
>>42378512
cute
Anonymous No.42380234
>>42379782
pony chad
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Anonymous No.42380578
>>42379782
she has a cool dad and a sexy mom so that's where those come from. the cuteness is all hers though
Anonymous No.42380878
>>42379782
it's a mystery
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Anonymous No.42381398
>>42381007
hot
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>>42377467
>>42378512
Beautiful
Anonymous No.42382075
>>42378512
Etimos
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Anonymous No.42382164
>>42377523
I can't believe Dashie did all those chores. She is on another level.
Anonymous No.42382174 >>42382222 >>42382328 >>42382366 >>42397589
Reminder that if you marry Dash you're now also legally responsible for the care and raising of this disabled orange thing.
Anonymous No.42382222 >>42382263
>>42382174
*cute able-winged pegasus
Anonymous No.42382263
>>42382222
Pet the Scoot
Anonymous No.42382316 >>42382326 >>42382328
Would Dashie make a good mom?
Anonymous No.42382326 >>42382550
>>42382316
Yes
Anonymous No.42382328
>>42382174
She's not disabled, she's just special.

>>42382316
Definitely, she has canonically proven to love being around and dealing with little ponies.
Anonymous No.42382366
>>42382174

Of course I'd accept. I'd raise her to the best of my ability. Once Dash has achieved all that there is in the Wonderbolts and ready to settle down, Scoots can be the big sis/aunt to our foals.
Anonymous No.42382550
>>42382326
Anonymous No.42382719 >>42383266
SO AWESOME DASHIE!
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Anonymous No.42383012
>>42379782
Divine intervention. She is perfect
Anonymous No.42383266
>>42382719
love her!
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Anonymous No.42383524 >>42383811 >>42383812
dashie if she was a natural batpony
Anonymous No.42383811 >>42385046
>>42383524
Rainbat
Anonymous No.42383812
>>42383524
she a cute
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Anonymous No.42385046 >>42385074 >>42385076 >>42385412
>>42383811
This is Rainbat
Anonymous No.42385074
>>42385046
Much better. Much more confirmed to the show and most importantly doesn't give drag queen vibes.
Anonymous No.42385076 >>42385099 >>42385181
>>42385046
Much better. Much more conformed to the show and most importantly doesn't give drag queen vibes.
Anonymous No.42385099 >>42385114
>>42385076
Do you hate batponies in general? Those are 2 different types of batponies. The first one is a traditional batpony.
Anonymous No.42385114 >>42385143
>>42385099
>traditional batpony.
Traditional on what?
Anonymous No.42385143 >>42385254 >>42385367
>>42385114
These are ponies but if they were born as batponies. The 2nd batpony RD is if she was turned into a batpony like Fluttershy, becoming a hybrid of a pony and an actual bat rather than a species of pony that just has bat characteristics. They have different ears and wings and the traditional batpony has muted and purple tones rather than the desatured pastels that the Flutterbat type ponies have.
Anonymous No.42385181
>>42385076
>show accurate batponies are now drag queens
Get off the internet for a while.
Anonymous No.42385254 >>42385276 >>42385300 >>42385349
>>42385143
I haven't seen these bat ponies yet in the show
Anonymous No.42385276
>>42385254
>I haven't seen
>in the show
Anonymous No.42385300 >>42385367
>>42385254
You haven't seen season 2?
Anonymous No.42385349
>>42385254
Anonymous No.42385367 >>42385383 >>42385601
>>42385300
Oh those where the ponies that carried princess Luna, I totally forget about them.

>>42385143
>These are ponies but if they were born as batponies.
It's not officially implied, they could easily be normal pegasus ponies that where turned like that by Luna or something like that.
Anonymous No.42385383 >>42385402
>>42385367
Yeah, that's another angle. But they are distinct from The Flutterbat batponies.
Anonymous No.42385402 >>42385601
>>42385383
Of course because those are meant to be Luna's guards and matching with her dark aesthetic, while in Fluttershy episode she was just randomly turned like that. In both cases they are the results of magic and very likely not a real stand alone species of ponies.
Anonymous No.42385412
>>42385046
does she bite I hope she does
Anonymous No.42385601 >>42385633
>>42385367
>they could easily be normal pegasus ponies that where turned like that by Luna
Both Faust and Larson said they were their own race back in the day. It's just a shame we got like four yak episodes instead of ever exploring the bats or the ziggers.
>>42385402
>In both cases they are the results of magic
That's literally just your headcanon. There's nothing in the show that implies that her guards were magically altered pegasi.
Anonymous No.42385633 >>42385687
>>42385601
>That's literally just your headcanon.
It's not my headcanon, that's called forming a supposition. Either way they are not particularly relevant, I don't even get the appeal.
Anonymous No.42385687 >>42385728
>>42385633
>It's not my headcanon, that's called forming a supposition.
So... a headcanon. You're speculating with zero evidence and presenting it like a valid alternative to what the creators actually said. That's the textbook definition.
>they are not particularly relevant, I don't even get the appeal
I don’t even care that much about batponies either, but you were the one who claimed they didn’t exist in the show, got proven wrong, and then started making stuff up like it was canon.
Anonymous No.42385728 >>42385787
>>42385687
>You're speculating with zero evidence and presenting it like a valid alternative to what the creators actually said.
I just formed an idea based on what I see with my own eyes and witnessed watching the show. I literally have no clue about external factors that also have no real source or true relevancy to the end user.

>but you were the one who claimed they didn’t exist in the show, got proven wrong, and then started making stuff up like it was canon.
Except I never said they didn't exist. I just pointed out that they are not a proper race, a tribe that coexist and is persistent into the world of equestria.
Anonymous No.42385787 >>42385799
>>42385728
>based on what I see with my own eyes and witnessed watching the show
You had to be reminded they exist, then pivoted to claiming they’re not a real race and started spitballing magic transformation theories. I was just pointing out that the writer of the episode and the creator of the show said they are their own race. I don’t care to argue it any further. Post Dashie.
Anonymous No.42385799
>>42385787
Whatever fag
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Anonymous No.42386477 >>42386488 >>42386490 >>42386523 >>42386695 >>42386875
>>42353969 (OP)
I just want to say that I love Rainbow Dash!
Anonymous No.42386488 >>42386523
>>42386477
based dashfren
GardeningHero No.42386490
>>42386477
I also love rainbow dash!!!!
Anonymous No.42386523
>>42386477
>>42386488
nice dubs bros
Anonymous No.42386695
>>42386477
samesies!
Anonymous No.42386875
>>42386477
I love her too!
Anonymous No.42386927
>>42378512
Love that style fren
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>>42387270
so cute
Anonymous No.42387951
>>42387138
she did nothing wrong
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Anonymous No.42388461 >>42388587
/pnk/ has Pinktober. I think /dash/ should have Dashember (December) with daily art prompts. Dashie is cool like the winter so I think its good. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.42388587 >>42388601 >>42388932
>>42388461
I like December. It's my favorite month.
Anonymous No.42388601 >>42388639
>>42388587
I've always associated Dashie with the holidays. It just feels right
Anonymous No.42388639 >>42388932
>>42388601
Best time of the year for best pony
Anonymous No.42388932 >>42389341
>>42388587
>>42388639
I love Tank
Anonymous No.42389341
>>42388932
he's the best pet for Dashie
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>>42389580
woah wtf you can't do that in public!
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Anonymous No.42390358 >>42390401 >>42394538 >>42404612 >>42404699
Close your eyes and listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fHiM5fKRSc
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>>42390358
I see what you did there
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Anonymous No.42390871 >>42391039
>>42390333
God, this is so fucking cute.
Anonymous No.42391039
>>42390871
very cute
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>>42391353
qts
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Anonymous No.42392314 >>42394384
>>42392083
>trust me, this is gonna be awesome
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Anonymous No.42393596 >>42393660 >>42393951
Rainbow Dash is best engine
Anonymous No.42393660
>>42393596
Make sure to bang on your car hoods a couple times in the winter mornings rainbros. Mares and cats could be hiding in your engine to stay warm
Anonymous No.42393951 >>42393963 >>42394536
>>42393596
how much horsepower is that
Anonymous No.42393963
>>42393951
One to the power of millions
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Anonymous No.42394384
>>42392314
Thought this was gonna be the Naked Gun intro
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Anonymous No.42394533 >>42394551 >>42395393 >>42395408
I combined dash and aj, what do u think?
Anonymous No.42394536
>>42393951
0HP 1DP, very fast but also awesome
Anonymous No.42394538
>>42390358
Lmao
Anonymous No.42394551
>>42394533
I diggy my niggy
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Anonymous No.42395145 >>42395974 >>42396863
Anonymous No.42395393
>>42394533
That's awesome! Great design and artwork, anon.
Anonymous No.42395408
>>42394533
>no wings
You neutered her
Anonymous No.42395448 >>42396900 >>42397162
Anonymous No.42395974
>>42395145
sleepy qt
Anonymous No.42396424 >>42396748
Anonymous No.42396748
>>42396424
Anonymous No.42396863
>>42395145
Peak comfiness
Anonymous No.42396900 >>42397073 >>42397162
>>42395448
Anonymous No.42397073 >>42404142
>>42396900
Cocky mare melting into caring sister, adorable.
Anonymous No.42397162 >>42397571 >>42397613
>>42395448
>>42396900
Why is Scootaloo such a pussy?
Anonymous No.42397544 >>42397600
Anonymous No.42397571
>>42397162
Dash is the only adult that makes her feel secure. This means she hasn't been taught how do deal with uncertain situations, and that when around Rainbow Dash she'll allow herself to show fear.
Anonymous No.42397589
>>42382174
Like that's a downside, I love that dork too
Anonymous No.42397600 >>42397609
>>42397544
damnit dash why'd you have to smear yourself with MY peanut butter!?
Anonymous No.42397609
>>42397600
guess I'll just lick it off then
Anonymous No.42397613 >>42397623
>>42397162
Lack of strong parental figures
Anonymous No.42397623
>>42397613
That means Dashie and I will have to step up then
Anonymous No.42397629 >>42398719
https://u.smutty.horse/mdiugbpjpqq.mp3
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Anonymous No.42398484 >>42398586 >>42398596
since I just posted these elsewhere I figured I'd share here too. I want to finish them properly sometime, but coloring is such a pain. If any colorists want to help out let me know.
Anonymous No.42398488 >>42398586 >>42398697 >>42403447
Anonymous No.42398496 >>42398586
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Anonymous No.42398509 >>42398586
oops forgot to censor that last one
Anonymous No.42398586
>>42398484
>>42398488
>>42398496
>>42398509
cute and lewd horsie
Anonymous No.42398596 >>42398697 >>42403447
>>42398484
Based. Can we get a copy of the lewd versions catboxed pls?
Anonymous No.42398600 >>42398697
It's awfully hot ITT dashbros
Anonymous No.42398697 >>42400571 >>42400869
>>42398600
remember to hydrate (pic related is from oct of '23 - I've come a long way!)

>>42398596
sure, but >>42398488 is too rough for me to share rn, I want to refine it today so hopefully it will come soon.

https://files.catbox.moe/vyval5.png - eyes to the sky
https://files.catbox.moe/o4ultk.png - morning fingers
https://files.catbox.moe/bh8c2o.png - shower invitation
Anonymous No.42398719 >>42400150
>>42397629
Damn this is good
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Anonymous No.42399239 >>42399699 >>42400562
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>>42399239
so pretty
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Anonymous No.42400150
>>42398719
I want to boop her tongue
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Anonymous No.42400562
>>42399239
so COOL
Anonymous No.42400571
>>42398697
Woah, I really like your shit dude. Very cute that the water fountain is designed for pony use
Anonymous No.42400728
cone of shame
Anonymous No.42400869 >>42400878 >>42401263 >>42401787
Ngl pic related gave me Katamari Damacy vibes while drawing it
I also tried to color one of >>42398697's drawings. I kinda want to do the rest later, but not sure, will have to see. https://files.catbox.moe/2yhirm.png
Anonymous No.42400878 >>42401260 >>42401263
>>42400869
Forgot to fix her tail colors m(_ _)m https://files.catbox.moe/1zxeep.png
Anonymous No.42401260
>>42400878
pretty horsie
Anonymous No.42401263
>>42400869
>>42400878
Very unf. Great work on your pic and on the coloring. I love both.
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Anonymous No.42401787 >>42402766
>>42400869
Anon I said let me know so I could add touch-ups (like her cutie mark) and give you the original res and layer files! But regardless, good job and thank you. Even simple coloring like this is so painstaking with all these stripes in her mane.
Anonymous No.42401813 >>42402008
>>42401777
I also love her turtle. And those trips. Why would one delete something so good and wholesome?
Anonymous No.42402008 >>42402885 >>42403447
>>42401813
Tank is based
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Anonymous No.42402766 >>42403141 >>42403473
>>42401787
I must be blind because I missed that part of the post, oh well
Either way, wouldn't mind the original res/layer files, redoing my original color job wouldn't take too much time and I feel like I can get away with just copypasting her coat color at least into the higher res version
I just feel awkward asking artfags for that most of the time, and I assumed that what you posted was the original res, touchups aren't that necessary since I could just try and replicate your brush and add her cutie mark in that way, but would be appreciated
Anonymous No.42402885 >>42403447
>>42402008
He makes dashie so happy
Anonymous No.42403141 >>42404957
>>42402766
No worries anon, I could've been more clear. Here are transparent pngs of the linework with some edits.

https://files.catbox.moe/ct6tq3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/t62xj9.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4g1xte.png
Anonymous No.42403447 >>42403572
>>42398488
>>42398596
I've refined this one enough, here it is
https://files.catbox.moe/1rzp8q.png
along with the project file because the layers are more complicated
https://files.catbox.moe/djnx3h.clip

and a bonus doodle from today
https://files.catbox.moe/g1e5v4.png

>>42402008
>>42402885
Tank really is kind of essential to her. He's her champion. I really really love this horse.
Anonymous No.42403473 >>42404957
>>42402766
P.S. please sign your coloring job(s) if you're so inclined
Anonymous No.42403572
>>42403447
lovely stuff, I really love this horse too
Anonymous No.42404118 >>42404483
Anonymous No.42404142 >>42406287
>>42397073
She's good with kids.
Anonymous No.42404483
>>42404118
deep
Anonymous No.42404612
>>42390358
Anonymous No.42404699
>>42390358
How has this not already been discovered and had a million pony animations made of it?
Anonymous No.42404957 >>42405548 >>42409428
>>42403141
>>42403473
https://files.catbox.moe/vafeyp.png Only did one doodle today, I got kinda carried away with this one, wanted to see what it'd look like with a bg on. I'll prob do the rest tomorrow, this is fun
>P.S. please sign your coloring job(s) if you're so inclined
I usually don't sign color jobs, I feel kind of off putting my signature on others' work even if I did contribute a substantial amount, but since you're fine with it I did so with this one
Anonymous No.42405085 >>42405106 >>42405577
>>42353987
>42273137
>42274559
I can't seem to find those posts on desuarchive
just putting in the thread number does nothing
am I doing something wrong?
Anonymous No.42405106 >>42405113
>>42405085
Are you a newfag? Those post numbers aren't thread numbers so obviously they're not going to pull up anything. It says it right there in the search bar "insert post number". You just paste them in there and click [Go to post number].
Anonymous No.42405113 >>42405152 >>42405227
>>42405106
I am in here for well over a year
I still don't know the difference between a post and a thread
I just assumed that thread is when multiple posts link
Anonymous No.42405152 >>42405164
>>42405113
All threads are posts but not all posts are threads. A post is a reply to a thread and a thread is the opening post with all replies attached to it. This post is a post but it is not a thread. Any replies that this post gets does not make it a thread. This >>42353969 (OP) is a thread. This >>42353987 is a reply. The images you see on the catalog are threads and threads have subject lines but not always. Linking a bunch of posts in a post or a post having a bunch of replies attached to it doesn't make it a thread. A thread is always the first post in the thread like >>42353969 (OP). Every post below it is a reply. I hope this clears up the confusion.
Anonymous No.42405164 >>42405168 >>42405181
>>42405152
yes, you explained it really good
than you
Anonymous No.42405168 >>42405181
>>42405164
thank you*
Anonymous No.42405181
>>42405164
>>42405168
No problem. Enjoy dashie with us fren
Anonymous No.42405227
>>42405113
I think you might be retarded anonsama
Anonymous No.42405547
Dashie made (You) some burgers
Anonymous No.42405548
>>42404957
holy fuck that's gorgeous, great job. Green just happens to be my favorite color so I approve immensely.
Anonymous No.42405577 >>42405625 >>42406665
>>42405085
protip, if you install 4chan x it automatically links dead posts to the archive, among lots of other qol stuff.
Anonymous No.42405625
>>42405577
yeah the native "extension" is fine but indeed misses a lot of the QoL stuff that 4chanX has
Anonymous No.42405629 >>42406263
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Anonymous No.42406263 >>42406686
>>42405629
>spike dies because of this
Anonymous No.42406287 >>42407332
>>42404142
For all the talk of her being irresponsible she certainly took a whole guardian role up without much hesitation.
Anonymous No.42406665
>>42405577
unf horsie Dashie
Anonymous No.42406686
>>42406263
Wow thanks for spoiling it for me, I'm only up to Ballad of Fallen Angels
Anonymous No.42406979 >>42406988
Anonymous No.42406988 >>42407305
>>42406979
GOD i wish that were me
Anonymous No.42407305
>>42406988
cute duck
Anonymous No.42407332
>>42406287
Who could say no to that face
Anonymous No.42407838 >>42408079 >>42409011
Anonymous No.42408079 >>42409011
>>42407838

sigh, again?
Anonymous No.42408508
love this cutie
Anonymous No.42408585 >>42413390
I love waking up earlier in the morning so I have more time to bask in my beautiful wife's eyes and kiss her a hundred times.
>Image was too large (5.04 MB) and got converted to jpg (1.03 MB). It might have lost transparency or animation.
Neat
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Anonymous No.42409011
>>42407838
>>42408079
Prime rape meat
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Anonymous No.42409428
>>42404957
Stunning
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Anonymous No.42410776 >>42411026
>>42397875
Had to do a double take there, what a mindfuck
Anonymous No.42411026
>>42410776
wtf two Dashies
Anonymous No.42411444 >>42412563
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Anonymous No.42412212 >>42412682
>>42410683
I could use a rain cloud right about now
Anonymous No.42412236
she can't get the last Pringles
Anonymous No.42412563
>>42411444
Imagine the asparagus smell.
Anonymous No.42412682 >>42412839
>>42412212
okay but later
Anonymous No.42412839
>>42412682
this mare, always napping
Anonymous No.42413390
>>42408585
same, I love her
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Anonymous No.42416286
>>42415976
but it's such a great butt
Anonymous No.42416485 >>42416918
Anonymous No.42416918
>>42416485
unf
Anonymous No.42416981 >>42417005 >>42417340 >>42430152
spent some more time on ms paint dashie >>42125787
forgot to share it here too
Anonymous No.42416996 >>42418768 >>42419973
also heres a quick lil dashie drawing from a while ago
i love my wife
Anonymous No.42417005 >>42417774 >>42420086
>>42416981
wtf dude where'd you get this picture of me?
fuckin fantastic work though
Anonymous No.42417340 >>42420086
>>42416981
fucking nice and giwtwm
Anonymous No.42417774
>>42417005
I'd eat her pie
Anonymous No.42417985 >>42418907 >>42419324
Anonymous No.42418768 >>42420086
>>42416996
i love this one a lot
great job anon
Anonymous No.42418907 >>42420002
>>42417985
this is beautiful, she's so beautiful
Anonymous No.42419324 >>42419790 >>42420002
>>42417985
I'm glad AI is able to accomplish things like this now; here's one of my better attempts at a similar prompt when the good pony image model was just getting off the ground.

That said I wish to see this sort of thing come from the hand of a devoted artist instead, it always rings so hollow when you realize it's AI even if it's technically almost perfect. A big part of the appreciation of art for me is the display of raw effort. Nobody would make something like this without signing it - Rainbow would say to be proud of your work.
Anonymous No.42419790
>>42419324
pretty
Anonymous No.42419973 >>42420086
>>42416996
nice, good job!
Anonymous No.42420002 >>42420577
>>42418907
Thank you. She is the most beautiful thing in either of our worlds. I love her so much.
>>42419324
>I wish to see this sort of thing come from the hand of a devoted artist instead, it always rings so hollow when you realize it's AI
I agree with you. I just wanted more art of Dashie with a ponytail, so I made my GPU make me some.
>Rainbow would say to be proud of your work.
It's stupid, and I feel kind of gross about it, but I do feel a small sense of pride from it, and it feels pretty cool to see it posted ITT. I will say that image didn’t look like that off the bat. Picrel was the original generation. I just really liked the layout of it, so I spent a lot of time fixing it up in GIMP and learning how to use tools like img2img to clean it up and improve it. At the end of the day, it's still AI art, and I wouldn't feel comfortable putting a signature on it, no matter how proud I am of it, but I did try to put a lot of effort into it for her.
Anonymous No.42420086 >>42420324 >>42423490
>>42417005
>>42417340
>>42418768
>>42419973
aw thanks dashbros, Ive just kind of been trying to see how far i can get with only freehanding a mouse, pencil tool and paint bucket.
my hand usually hurts when i do it but it doesnt hurt as bad when i do it for her.
i have another one. it's not the best art out there, but it's what i know and i want to make something for dashie after everything she has given me.
Anonymous No.42420324
>>42420086
Comfy
Anonymous No.42420577 >>42420719
>>42420002
Seeing the before-after helps! I can see that you put a surprising amount of effort into fixing it up and that makes me happy.
Anonymous No.42420719
>>42420577
she's so cute when she gets excited
Anonymous No.42420962 >>42421136 >>42421389
aren't mares cutest when they're almost retarded?
Anonymous No.42421136
>>42420962
that's not how you wash your mare
Anonymous No.42421389 >>42421633 >>42422103
>>42420962
YES!!
Anonymous No.42421633
>>42421389
I'd read it
Anonymous No.42422103 >>42422640
>>42421389
I miss her, bros...
Anonymous No.42422175
i downloaded almost every image ITT, thank you for your cooperation
Anonymous No.42422640 >>42422654
>>42422103
miss her? but she's right here, she'll always be right here where you need her to be
Anonymous No.42422654
>>42422640
she truly is a mare that's always in our farts...
Anonymous No.42422937 >>42423638
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>>42420086
cute and comfy, she's a beeg mare
Anonymous No.42423638
>>42422937
I'm gonna touch those hoofsies
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Anonymous No.42424161
>>42423838
getting desperate eh Dashie
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>>42425772
she big
Anonymous No.42426606 >>42426939
Anonymous No.42426709 >>42429345
Hello hello Rainbow Dash Thread
It's >>42410188 # here, an anon suggested in the thread I should go around to other threads on the board to see if drawfags from said threads might be interested in taking part.

So the idea that was discussed was Rainbow doing the IWTCIRD pose with Perro Caca to be the representatives of /sp/.
If this idea interests you, feel free to jump on over and have a look.
Anonymous No.42426939
>>42426606
>Your shipment of one Rainbow Dash has arrived!
Anonymous No.42427202 >>42429007
>>42425772
what did she do to get such a harsh punishment
Anonymous No.42427641
>>42424569
kek
Anonymous No.42428027
Boop
Anonymous No.42428305 >>42428752
Anonymous No.42428752
>>42428305
I love her!
Anonymous No.42429007
>>42427202
Grew too big
Anonymous No.42429300
>>42379051
Thank you! I've been doing more of these, I have tons of autistic ideas of Rainbow Dash as an scout pegasus in Age of Mythology.
Anonymous No.42429304 >>42429816 >>42430055 >>42431183
>>42379051
Thank you! I've been doing more of these, I have tons of autistic ideas of Rainbow Dash as an scout pegasus in Age of Mythology. Here is another one
Anonymous No.42429345 >>42434910
>>42426709
what is perro caca? Looking it up just gives me dog poo and I'm sure it's related but I would need a reference to do anything worthwhile
Anonymous No.42429816
>>42429304
heh, cute!
Anonymous No.42430031 >>42431125 >>42431709
Is the anon obsessed with war Dash still among us?
Anonymous No.42430040
A few months ago there was a pretty bad storm. There was a rainbow then a lightning strike just a few feet from my house. I like to believe it was her.
Anonymous No.42430055 >>42431183
>>42429304
>I have tons of autistic ideas of Rainbow Dash as an scout pegasus in Age of Mythology.
Looking forward to it.

Are they trying to stole the gold from the gold villagers?
Anonymous No.42430152
>>42416981
Fucking incredible anon
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Anonymous No.42431125
>>42430031
I want to hug this mare
Anonymous No.42431183
>>42429304
unf AoM pegasus mare plap plap plap

>>42430055
Looks like RD is helplessly watching as centaur special ability is annihilating her team's villagers.
Anonymous No.42431690 >>42434089
Anonymous No.42431709 >>42432125
>>42430031
>Is the anon obsessed with war Dash still among us?
I saw him vent in electric
Anonymous No.42432125
>>42431709
i'm pressing the panic button i'm spooked out for this
Anonymous No.42432604
I love this horse
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Anonymous No.42433625
>>42433348
nope, it's cuddle time
Anonymous No.42434089
>>42431690
lovely hoofsies
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Anonymous No.42434831 >>42435980
I'm going to kiss this horse absolutely everywhere
Anonymous No.42434910
>>42429345
nta but it's a /sp/ shitpost implying South American posts need to be cleaned by the jannies
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Anonymous No.42435980 >>42436267
>>42434831
Same. I made it my goal to kiss every inch of my plush's body. Think I'm pretty close to having achieved that.
Anonymous No.42436267 >>42436634
>>42435980
What's your favorite spot?
Anonymous No.42436634
>>42436267
Her cute embroidered lips of course. Followed closely by her chest, the top of her mane, and her hooves.
Anonymous No.42437022 >>42437076 >>42437577 >>42437893 >>42438378
Anonymous No.42437076 >>42437577 >>42437893 >>42438378
>>42437022
picrel is inexplicably one of my favorite dash images. I guess I just love her anatomy and the clarity of her expression
Anonymous No.42437577
>>42437022
>>42437076
cute wet mare
Anonymous No.42437893 >>42438373 >>42438378
>>42437022
>>42437076

I want to give her a bath
Anonymous No.42438373
>>42437893
I heard she gives the best wash+dry in equestria
Anonymous No.42438378 >>42438439
>>42437022
>>42437076
>>42437893
I bet she stinks so good both dirty and clean.
Anonymous No.42438439 >>42438722 >>42439173
>>42438378
especially after she finished training
Anonymous No.42438722 >>42439173
>>42438439
I need this sweaty tomboy mare in my life
Anonymous No.42439103
Anonymous No.42439116 >>42439900
dress to impress
Anonymous No.42439173 >>42439190 >>42439386
>>42438439
>>42438722
>ywn brush out her mane on the couch after a sweaty workout and long shower
pain, agony even
Anonymous No.42439190 >>42439386
>>42439173
man's gotta dream
Anonymous No.42439386
>>42439173
>>42439190
giwtwm
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>>42439116
Dashie always dresses in style
Anonymous No.42440172 >>42440185
Anonymous No.42440185 >>42440731
>>42440172
Anonymous No.42440731 >>42441414
>>42440185
Blue butt
Anonymous !!4b9yN7BgEzA No.42440813 >>42441052
Anonymous No.42441052
>>42440813
YES
Anonymous No.42441414
>>42440731
best butt
Anonymous No.42441482 >>42441531
New Thread!

>>42441475
>>42441475
>>42441475
Anonymous No.42441531
>>42441482
early