>>42354917 (OP) >(1) new message: >ANSWER THE PHONE YOU GREEN BASTARD WHERE IS MY FOAL SUPPORT PAYMENTS IF YOU DON'T ANSWER RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA THROW YOUR PLUSHIES IN THE FUCKING FURNACE ASSHOLE FUCK YOU WERE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE I HOPE YOU GET BANISHED TO THE FUCKING DRAGONLANDS >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKY- >end of messages
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Are you eating? You're not munching when you're talking to Terry Tibbs. That's no way I do business let me tell ya. Thank you and goodnight.
>>42355014 >-and then Lemon Hearts said "it's not that sour" while Twinkleshine looked like she was about to IMPLODE from the sourness and then Minuette just giggled and ran to grab her some water and you'll never guess who she saw there I mean who expects to find Countess Coloratura at a silly little Ponyvile party so I we all squealed like fillies cause really who wouldn't we thought Twinkleshine nearly fainted and apparently she's like somepony's foalhood best friend here which is crazy I mean I thought for sure she grew up in Manehattan or something so we were gushing about our favorite songs until Pinkie noticed out loud that she had to refill the punch for the fifth time in an hour and like no pony said anything but we all saw Berry Punch blushing like a filly with her hoof caught in the cookie jar but then Shoeshine leaned in and said "Guess we know how Berry got her last name" and we all were on the ground at that point even though it was sooo bad and Golden Harvest brought out the most amazing looking carrot cake and you know I'm not normally a carrot kinda gal but this thing just looked unbelievable so I had to ask "how do you even to begin to make a cake like that?" and of course it was with the help of Pinkie I mean that gal could probably bake her way out of a ransom if I'm being honest and actually I was totally gonna but then Minuette finally got back with the water and it turns out it wasn't just sour it was an allergic reaction and that's why your wife Twinkleshine is dead.
>>42355474 >hey anon! It's Amy again, but don't worry about a thing, because I'm not gonna drag on with those long greetings you hate so much, because I know they can be a real bother when you're short on time like when you have a train to catch or a meeting to get to, so what I'm trying to say is I'll make it my number one priority to get straight to business, so hopefully we can be on the same page with things, but just let me know if I drag on too much, because now that you've pointed it out it's hard for me to ignore.
