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Anonymous No.42356136 >>42356138 >>42356142 >>42356342 >>42356359 >>42356456 >>42357145 >>42358920 >>42358933 >>42358937 >>42358942
Why did Hasbro give Rainbow Dash a big butt? Won't it make her fly slower?
Anonymous No.42356138
>>42356136 (OP)
Bigger farts means faster acceleration.
Anonymous No.42356142
>>42356136 (OP)
Pegasi are sluts so they get big butts.
Anonymous No.42356339
for me. they gave her a big butt for me.
Anonymous No.42356342
>>42356136 (OP)
They compensate by giving her stronger wings
Anonymous No.42356356 >>42356453
Nigger thread
Anonymous No.42356359
>>42356136 (OP)
to balance head
Anonymous No.42356453
>>42356356
Irish post
Anonymous No.42356456
>>42356136 (OP)
horse butt is pure muscle. of course a sports pony is going to have more of it
Anonymous No.42357145
>>42356136 (OP)
Gotta have a cushion when she inevitably crashes.
Anonymous No.42358920 >>42358943
>>42356136 (OP)
The fart from her fat ass acts as an afterburner.
Anonymous No.42358933
>>42356136 (OP)
Her cheeks are plump with helium, it's pretty standard for pe'gas'i
Anonymous No.42358937
>>42356136 (OP)
It actually enhances airflow over her legs and tail, reducing turbulence and allowing her to fly even faster.
Anonymous No.42358942
>>42356136 (OP)
Propaganda. Rainbow dash has no ass, she's Mr skeletal. Probably somewhat anorexic and makes her friends worry about her health all the time.
Anonymous No.42358943 >>42358947
>>42358920
It also kills plants and small animals.
Anonymous No.42358947 >>42359068
>>42358943
Why do glimmer likera always need to fart on everything? Farting left and fasting right, your Asa cheeks gelatinous and jiggling as they quake with rancid air from the inside of your intestines, killing innocent threads from near and far. Anons die when glimmer fag's arrive, choking on the scent of rotten sulferous eggs and chive.
Why does everything need to fart hard and real for you to feel? Why does dash need to pass gas from her ass to ger an A+ in your how to get a bone class? I don't understand why you behave in this way, not letting me enjoy my ponies without your DEMENTED butt hole air quality reduction fetish today.
Sir I ask, you please, go away. This is not your place to stay, and your fart domination fetish I do not want you to try and have make me sway.
Post cute ponies, post abuse, post even starlight moose knuckles and juice, but don't make me live in brap chamberquestria anymore, let's call this a truce.
Anonymous No.42358951
pegasii are fucking sticc lmao (with the exception of Fluttershy who is canonically a weak flyer because of her fuckhuge udder tier crotch tits and curvy model figure)
dash ain't got no ass lol
Anonymous No.42359068 >>42359073
>>42358947
Plants and small animals die whenever a mare farts
Anonymous No.42359073 >>42359108
>>42359068
>tamersfag
>something about mare farts
Anonymous No.42359108
>>42359073
I'm THE Glimfartfag, obviously I'd be a Tamersfren.