>Why is it all veiny and throbbing? Wh-why does it have little hairs on it? For the love of apples get that thing out my face right now I ain’t touching it!

>>42356152 (OP)
That is the face of someone who was asked to act as lookout as Dashie took a desperation dump in an alley.

>>42356152 (OP)
This is why you femanons get no dick. Go play with your Barbies & Kens and come back to me when you grow up.

>>42356152 (OP)
obvious EqG thread

It gets bigger when i pull on it.

>>42356217
Sunny just automatically assumes this position when she sees your cock.

What hairs?

>>42356233
Kek

>>42356233
I rate that dick 8/10

>>42356233
Who stole your skin?

>>42356240
(((Who)))

>>42356233
Where did the skin go?

>>42356238
Thanks bb
>>42356240
>>42356247
Who nose?

>>42356233
:DDDDDDDDDD

>>42356238
Yeah that's too high. No flare. No medial ring. Humans just can't pass 6/10

>>42356233
Are you going to Mare Fair by chance? :)

>>42356266
tbf those scars basically are a medial ring

>>42356268
Can't you temper that homosexuality for 3 fucking minutes?

>>42356233

>>42356233
Based. Now cum on her face

>>42356277
Aww man Janny took it for his personal collection.

>>42356282
He cut Anon's penis off?

>>42356152 (OP)
>"You're the one who insisted that I cook dinner. Now eat it."

>>42356283
What you thought the Jews only wanted the foreskin?

>>42356285
Kek hair and veins. What dish could that even be?

>>42356301
probably some foal anon found in the orphanage, if he's feeling evil then it was formerly applebloom

This thread is full of repressed fags

>>42356152 (OP)
If I know my hentai, she’s gonna say all that and then a few seconds later she’ll be gagging on it while using her tongue to collect the dick cheese and stray pubes

>>42356282
Why?

Could cum jar even happen today?
Mulp has changed.

>>42356308
>This thread
Anon, I.....

>>42356301
I don't know. It's started out as stuff he found in the Apple family's pantry, mostly apples.

>>42356308
How would you rate his cock, anon?

>>42356332
I don't know, I don't see many like you.

>>42356335
It was a real throat swabber. I'm now jealous.

>>42356152 (OP)
>>Why is it all veiny and throbbing? Wh-why does it have little hairs on it? For the love of apples get that thing out my face right now I ain’t touching it!
Another reason Flutters is the perfect waifu, she would appreciate my great ape physique

It was drawn on.

>>42356335
>he's never seen a cock rating thread before
smdh

>>42356445
I don't click on faggots threads

>>42356450
then how do you post?

>>42356406
go back to the sharty

>>42356335
>>42356450
newfag

>>42356891
No u

>>42356217
mMMMmh

>>42356152 (OP)
Disgust and attraction have a special connection. If applejack ever falls for you and want you to violate her, the revulsion she feels now will be multiplied a sevenfold when it becomes pleasure. Trust me.

>>42356152 (OP)
You're a bad friend, background hat, Rainbow Dash asked you in confidence to look at her infected crusty cunt, you know, for a second opinion.
Judgmental ass horse.

>>42356152 (OP)
>AJ says that out loud so Dash can hear her in the next room
>She doesn't want her to know how much she's winking right now
>Later that night, she nuts hard as she holds herself to Anon's manly cock

>>42356152 (OP)
>It's just an ingrown nail, AJ. Can't you do a basic vet job?

>>42358843
>background hat
Kek