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Anonymous No.42356982 >>42356985 >>42356994 >>42356997 >>42357000 >>42357002 >>42357044 >>42357323 >>42357767 >>42357885 >>42358470 >>42359128 >>42359187 >>42359227 >>42359608 >>42360469 >>42360783 >>42360793 >>42360831 >>42362438 >>42364026 >>42364583 >>42366910 >>42366917 >>42370566 >>42373107 >>42373797 >>42374821 >>42377178 >>42378879 >>42379457 >>42379462 >>42380315 >>42382453 >>42383216 >>42383748 >>42384756 >>42385479 >>42386627 >>42388374 >>42389937 >>42396331 >>42397461 >>42397732 >>42397931 >>42399133 >>42400968 >>42402823 >>42404633 >>42405153 >>42406432 >>42408084 >>42411727 >>42416539 >>42419440 >>42426156 >>42427520 >>42430205 >>42434513 >>42437255 >>42437684 >>42438760
Would you be friends with Big Macintosh?
Anonymous No.42356985 >>42367669 >>42430994
>>42356982 (OP)
Sure, he seems to be a cool pony to be around with.
Anonymous No.42356994 >>42414153
>>42356982 (OP)
Only if he invites me to play tabletop games
Anonymous No.42356997
>>42356982 (OP)
Maybe.
Anonymous No.42357000
>>42356982 (OP)
Idk, he doesn't talk too much.
Anonymous No.42357002
>>42356982 (OP)
I mean that's if I am living in Ponyville otherwise I wouldn't be able to get in contact with him to truly classify him as a friend. Maybe if I learned teleporting magic or Pegasus wings to visit the Sweet Apple Acres, sure.
Anonymous No.42357034 >>42357111
give me one reason why i shouldn't
Anonymous No.42357044
>>42356982 (OP)
Nah, I'd be too busy slutting myself to mares.
Anonymous No.42357057 >>42357108 >>42357337
>chill, reserved s1 big mac
Sure
>lobotomized hodor big mac who only says "eeyup"
Nah
Anonymous No.42357108
>>42357057
>who only says "eeyup"
i liked it, thought it was funny :/
Anonymous No.42357111 >>42357136
>>42357034
he's a boring poofter
Anonymous No.42357136
>>42357111
Nothing wrong with having a boring friend, Anon.
Anonymous No.42357323
>>42356982 (OP)
No.
Anonymous No.42357337 >>42361056
>>42357057
sometimes, it pays to be the strong silent type.
Anonymous No.42357767
>>42356982 (OP)
YES!
Anonymous No.42357885
>>42356982 (OP)
Sure. I'll chill with mac
Anonymous No.42358470
>>42356982 (OP)
Right sure, whatever.
Anonymous No.42358486
no
Anonymous No.42359128
>>42356982 (OP)
Aye
Anonymous No.42359187
>>42356982 (OP)
eeyup
Anonymous No.42359227 >>42359444
>>42356982 (OP)
No. If for some unfortunate reason I end up in Equestria, I'm going full hermit mode.
Anonymous No.42359444 >>42359596
>>42359227
That's impossible. You would get Pinkie to hunt you down.
Anonymous No.42359450 >>42413876
yeah
Anonymous No.42359596 >>42362516
>>42359444
Bring it on. I'm twice the grump Cranky Doodle was, and I don't have a conveinent waifu for her to track down.
Anonymous No.42359608 >>42359615
>>42356982 (OP)
No way, earth ponies are way below me.
Anonymous No.42359615
>>42359608
I'd like an Earth pony below me iykwim
Anonymous No.42360469
>>42356982 (OP)
What about Little Mac?
Anonymous No.42360482
I'd drink some cider with him, sure.
Anonymous No.42360783
>>42356982 (OP)
Perhaps
Anonymous No.42360793
>>42356982 (OP)
Only if he's cool with me boinking Cheerilee.
Anonymous No.42360831 >>42362434 >>42375540
>>42356982 (OP)
if he lets me suck his big horse cock
Anonymous No.42361056
>>42357337
Gary Cooper was gay?
Anonymous No.42362434
>>42360831
I'm sure you can ask your bro do to that, Applejack.
Anonymous No.42362438 >>42362442
>>42356982 (OP)
Absolutely not. I think he’s a total loser, fucking annoying-ass, shit-simp bitch with no redeeming characteristics or reason to exist.
Anonymous No.42362442
>>42362438
Harsh but true. They made him a d&d loving beta male.
Anonymous No.42362496 >>42363286 >>42365561
Seriously though why wasn't he already married by the time the show starts?
Anonymous No.42362516 >>42368379
>>42359596
she'll just have to be the convenient waifu
Anonymous No.42363286
>>42362496
They didn't want to show the graphic scene of sex in the episode where both ponies get a love potion
Anonymous No.42364026
>>42356982 (OP)
OF COURSE!
Anonymous No.42364583 >>42365284
>>42356982 (OP)
no....
Anonymous No.42365284
>>42364583
Say yes Anon. Dont lie.
Anonymous No.42365561 >>42369570 >>42390424
>>42362496
Why would he bother with that? He doesn't need to be married to have kids.
Anonymous No.42365952 >>42366453 >>42368307 >>42370937
But would he be friends with (You)?
Anonymous No.42366453
>>42365952
It depends if he thinks im worthy to be his friend or not, so it will be unknown.
Anonymous No.42366910
>>42356982 (OP)
He seems too dull, so no.
Anonymous No.42366917 >>42367220
>>42356982 (OP)
He seems dangerous to be around. I don't want to get caught in the crossfire of his love triangle with Braeburn and Soarin.
Anonymous No.42367220 >>42393393 >>42393393
>>42366917
fag. He's straight for Sugar Belle.
Anonymous No.42367669 >>42367681 >>42387127
>>42356985
nah he's evil
Anonymous No.42367681 >>42368852
>>42367669
After what he did to Marble? Yeah, honestly.
Anonymous No.42368307
>>42365952
no ;(
Anonymous No.42368379 >>42370114
>>42362516
I would never waifu anybody, let alone Pinkie.
Anonymous No.42368852
>>42367681
this. Earth ponies should stick together and what big mac did was traitorous to the earth pony tribe.
Anonymous No.42369570
>>42365561
He does though
Anonymous No.42370114
>>42368379
Not even yourself?
Anonymous No.42370566
>>42356982 (OP)
Abso-fuckin-lutely!
Anonymous No.42370937 >>42371330
>>42365952
Yeah cause im cool!
Anonymous No.42371330 >>42371957
>>42370937
Nope.
Anonymous No.42371957
>>42371330
I cri...
Anonymous No.42373107
>>42356982 (OP)
Maybe.
Anonymous No.42373797
>>42356982 (OP)
Cool pony, so sure.
Anonymous No.42374821
>>42356982 (OP)
Peerrrhapps not.
Anonymous No.42375540 >>42376436 >>42380773
>>42360831
Who let Applejack on 4chan?!
Anonymous No.42376436 >>42376556
>>42375540
>Ponies on 4chan
a fate worse than death for them.
Anonymous No.42376556
>>42376436
Yeah it's so bad that they die when they see /mlp/, HMMM?
Anonymous No.42377178 >>42377762
>>42356982 (OP)
I'd be more a urbanite so I'd would not be able to see this pony to be "friends".
Anonymous No.42377762 >>42378404
>>42377178
>city slicker on this thread
sneed off
Anonymous No.42378404
>>42377762
No.
Anonymous No.42378879
>>42356982 (OP)
Why the hell not.
Anonymous No.42379457
>>42356982 (OP)
If I ever go to Equestria, I don't think I'd have the opportunity to interact with him to be even consider what one would say "friends". We could know each other but that is just acknowledgement and not what you're asking, OP.
Anonymous No.42379462
>>42356982 (OP)
He doesn't talk. I'd just feel awkward around him.
Anonymous No.42380315
>>42356982 (OP)
Uhh.... no thank yoouuu
Anonymous No.42380773 >>42381247
>>42375540
I did, I let the ponies on 4chan to see the shit that's been posted so they can revoke so many tickets to Equestria.
Anonymous No.42381247 >>42381593
>>42380773
No NO NO NO MY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA NOOOOO
Anonymous No.42381593 >>42382117
>>42381247
its gone >:)
Anonymous No.42382117
>>42381593
Fuck you man I didn't ask for that
Anonymous No.42382453 >>42383207 >>42384726 >>42393072 >>42393429
>>42356982 (OP)
He looks adorable so why not?
Anonymous No.42383207
>>42382453
He looks like that front facing? Damn alright i'd acccept because he looks threatening
Anonymous No.42383216
>>42356982 (OP)
He's into TTRPG's so probably.
Anonymous No.42383748
>>42356982 (OP)
ah aye sure
Anonymous No.42384726
>>42382453
Menacing
Anonymous No.42384756
>>42356982 (OP)
Probably not, I'm not a well adjusted person. I tend to isolate myself constantly
Anonymous No.42385479
>>42356982 (OP)
He's cute
Anonymous No.42386627
>>42356982 (OP)
No way, fag.
Anonymous No.42387127 >>42387564
>>42367669
since WHEN?
Anonymous No.42387564 >>42387825
>>42387127
2012
Anonymous No.42387825 >>42387840 >>42408574
>>42387564
What did he do in 2012?
Anonymous No.42387840 >>42388353 >>42390828 >>42391108
>>42387825
Anonymous No.42388353 >>42388383 >>42389944
>>42387840
why would big mac do this
Anonymous No.42388374
>>42356982 (OP)
Oh yeah, we would livew our lives in the shadow of others but get shitfaced on the weekends with some hard liqour and start philosophical discourse about the nature of family, apples, and how the world works. We'd be the worst fucks at metal concerts to be the nice silent dude the next.
Anonymous No.42388383 >>42389215
>>42388353
Drugs
Anonymous No.42389215
>>42388383
Big Macintosh doesn't seem like the pony to do drugs. Moonshine? sure but drugs? No way pacman.
Anonymous No.42389937
>>42356982 (OP)
yeah ok sure why not
Anonymous No.42389944
>>42388353
He wanted that Cheerussy and she kept turning him down, that fucking tease.
Anonymous No.42390424
>>42365561
Wouldn't be rather out of the ordinary.
Anonymous No.42390828
>>42387840
BUSTED
Anonymous No.42391108 >>42391589
>>42387840
BIG MAC NOOOO
Anonymous No.42391589 >>42392294
>>42391108
He's in Ponyville prison now...
Anonymous No.42392294 >>42392320
>>42391589
SAVE HIM!!!
Anonymous No.42392320 >>42392938
>>42392294
He's a serial criminal. Let him rot.
Anonymous No.42392938 >>42393399
>>42392320
NO!
Anonymous No.42393072
>>42382453
Some stare that is.
Anonymous No.42393393
>>42367220
>>42367220
fuck, I thought of Sweety Belle first
Anonymous No.42393399 >>42393422
>>42392938
He raped and killed Cheerilee.
Anonymous No.42393422 >>42393428 >>42393433
>>42393399
sounds cool
Anonymous No.42393428 >>42393436
>>42393422
It sounds and is very illegal.
Anonymous No.42393429
>>42382453
he looks kinda cute here
Anonymous No.42393433 >>42393434 >>42393439 >>42393879
>>42393422
actually it was pretty hot
Anonymous No.42393434
>>42393433
>t. Cheerilee
Anonymous No.42393436
>>42393428
I like fictional illegal things, and
Anonymous No.42393439
>>42393433
REAL
Anonymous No.42393879 >>42394210
>>42393433
who let Cheerilee type on here
Anonymous No.42394210 >>42394580
>>42393879
me I gave ponies computers to see what hell looks like
Anonymous No.42394580 >>42394887
>>42394210
Cheerilee went to hell? Guess she really was touching foals lol.
Anonymous No.42394887 >>42395371 >>42396589
>>42394580
Why else would she work in a school?
Anonymous No.42395371
>>42394887
True...
Anonymous No.42396331
>>42356982 (OP)
y e s
Anonymous No.42396589 >>42396672
>>42394887
Because teaching is her special talent?
Anonymous No.42396672 >>42396674
>>42396589
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.42396674
>>42396672
She was never convicted. Nothing more than allegations!
Anonymous No.42396699
He seems like a super chill guy, I'd totally chill out with him
Anonymous No.42397461
>>42356982 (OP)
Fuck yeah! Cool dude, win win!
Anonymous No.42397732
>>42356982 (OP)
ah ok
Anonymous No.42397931
>>42356982 (OP)
no noo noo noo nooo
Anonymous No.42398249 >>42398574
why not
Anonymous No.42398574
>>42398249
He's a earth pony.
Anonymous No.42399133 >>42399601
>>42356982 (OP)
Do I look like a hick to you? Hell no.
Anonymous No.42399601 >>42400131 >>42401374
>>42399133
You are a hick, anon.
Anonymous No.42400131 >>42401374
>>42399601
you're a fucking cunt
Anonymous No.42400968
>>42356982 (OP)
yah i'd luv to be friends with him
Anonymous No.42401374 >>42401872
>>42399601
>>42400131
have sex and touch grass you two faggots
Anonymous No.42401872
>>42401374
Piss off.
Anonymous No.42402430 >>42403709
No thanks.
Anonymous No.42402823 >>42403709
>>42356982 (OP)
YES thanks please 100%
Anonymous No.42403709
>>42402430
>>42402823
Duality of Anons
Anonymous No.42404603
totally
Anonymous No.42404633 >>42412552
>>42356982 (OP)
Yes and would fellate.
Anonymous No.42405153 >>42405504 >>42406967
>>42356982 (OP)
i'd help him with the apple farm
Anonymous No.42405504 >>42405957
>>42405153
in what way haha
Anonymous No.42405957
>>42405504
Not a fag, fuck off.
Anonymous No.42406432
>>42356982 (OP)
yeee
Anonymous No.42406967 >>42407741
>>42405153
I mean you can be friends with him without working at the farm, ya know?
Anonymous No.42407741
>>42406967
I know but I want to be at the Sweet Apple Acres, its a cool place
Anonymous No.42408084
>>42356982 (OP)
fug yeah :DDDD
Anonymous No.42408574 >>42408994 >>42410208
>>42387825
the holocaust
Anonymous No.42408994 >>42409486
>>42408574
on griffons? BASED!
Anonymous No.42409486
>>42408994
eeyup.
Anonymous No.42410208 >>42410753
>>42408574
but that's a hoax anon
Anonymous No.42410753 >>42411130
>>42410208
>He doesn't know
Anonymous No.42411130 >>42412282
>>42410753
Post nose.
Anonymous No.42411727
>>42356982 (OP)
Eugh, no!
Anonymous No.42412282
>>42411130
No way, fag.
Anonymous No.42412552 >>42413188
>>42404633
gay!!!
Anonymous No.42413188
>>42412552
Nah you are gay
Anonymous No.42413685
No thanks
Anonymous No.42413876
>>42359450
>tu-tu-ruuu
Anonymous No.42414153 >>42414588 >>42425438
>>42356994
What games does Big Macintosh play?
Anonymous No.42414588 >>42415123
>>42414153
DYEWTS?
Anonymous No.42415123 >>42415125 >>42415995
>>42414588
I only watched up to S2 finale as Faust intended.
Anonymous No.42415125
>>42415123
Based. I didn't like how they made him a D&D loser later on.
Anonymous No.42415995
>>42415123
Good, make sure to never watch anything after it as it gets worse
Anonymous No.42416539 >>42416963
>>42356982 (OP)
I'd be friends with everpony!
Anonymous No.42416963 >>42416971
>>42416539
I'd wouldn't be friends with someone pathetic like you.
Anonymous No.42416971 >>42417015
>>42416963
Well, "I'd wouldn't" be friends with an ESL.
Anonymous No.42417015 >>42417017
>>42416971
>projection
Anonymous No.42417017
>>42417015
Nope.
Anonymous No.42417450 >>42418131 >>42419890
why would you in the first place
Anonymous No.42418131 >>42418580
>>42417450
He's a cool pony.
Anonymous No.42418580
>>42418131
How cool?
Anonymous No.42418668 >>42418746 >>42420380
>all these posts
>no green
what even is this thread
Anonymous No.42418746
>>42418668
One anon is necrobumping, if you haven't noticed.
Anonymous No.42419440
>>42356982 (OP)
umm sure
Anonymous No.42419890 >>42420150
>>42417450
why NOT?
Anonymous No.42420150 >>42420367
>>42419890
he's a farmer, big yikes
Anonymous No.42420367
>>42420150
>yikes
GO BACK
Anonymous No.42420380 >>42420676
>>42418668
>Be Anon
>Meet Big Mac
>Pass him a cold one
>"Eyyup."
"Mmm-hmm."
The end
Anonymous No.42420676
>>42420380
10/10 green, it's glorious
Anonymous No.42420704 >>42420992 >>42421522 >>42422491 >>42425711 >>42425876
I'd just like to interject for a moment. The stallion you're refering to as "Macintosh" is in fact Big McIntosh, or as I've recently taken to calling him, Big plus McIntosh.
Anonymous No.42420992 >>42421515
>>42420704
is this real?
>Funko
Fuck...
Anonymous No.42421515
>>42420992
i'm buying that even if it's funko as it looks good
Anonymous No.42421522
>>42420704
Imagine someone writing it as Big Mc. Disgusting.
Anonymous No.42422491 >>42423059
>>42420704
why is the vector art make him look different compared to the product in terms of colour
Anonymous No.42423059 >>42423518
>>42422491
it's a artistic style, Anon.
Anonymous No.42423518 >>42423725
>>42423059
But it fuckin looks off compared to the product which is all red.
Anonymous No.42423725
>>42423518
I don't see anything wrong with it.
Anonymous No.42424050 >>42424658
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
Anonymous No.42424658
>>42424050
Big Mcintosh would be german so you'd be similar in terms of germanicism.
Anonymous No.42425438
>>42414153
Monopoly
Anonymous No.42425711
>>42420704
I'd rather call him Big Macburger
Anonymous No.42425876
>>42420704
It has officially been spelled as Big Macintosh before.
Anonymous No.42426156 >>42426588 >>42427915
>>42356982 (OP)
Would he like the Big Mac from McDonalds?
Anonymous No.42426588 >>42426907
>>42426156
No, it has meat in it.
Anonymous No.42426907 >>42427249
>>42426588
but what if had hay instead?
Anonymous No.42427249
>>42426907
I suppose so then.
Anonymous No.42427520
>>42356982 (OP)
Fugga yeaha
Anonymous No.42427915 >>42428275 >>42429655
>>42426156
>american food
Bin that trash.
Anonymous No.42428275 >>42428782 >>42429655
>>42427915
This. Italian food only.
Anonymous No.42428782 >>42429655
>>42428275
French*
ftfy
Anonymous No.42429655 >>42429944 >>42431558
>>42427915
>>42428275
>>42428782
what does this have to do with big mcintosh
Anonymous No.42429944
>>42429655
His name, dummy.
Anonymous No.42430205 >>42430395
>>42356982 (OP)
...sure
Anonymous No.42430395
>>42430205
What do you mean "..."? Are you thinking elsewise?
Anonymous No.42430994
>>42356985
fpbp
Anonymous No.42431558 >>42432284
>>42429655
we're talking about what country makes the best food
Anonymous No.42432284 >>42433096
>>42431558
Not related to ponies at all.
Anonymous No.42433096 >>42433550
>>42432284
And?
Anonymous No.42433550 >>42433933
>>42433096
It's not also related to Big Mcintosh you retards.
Anonymous No.42433933
>>42433550
What are you going to do about it then, bitch?
Anonymous No.42434513
>>42356982 (OP)
ah yeah why not
Anonymous No.42435430 >>42436349 >>42438088
>42433933
This.
Anonymous No.42436349 >>42436756
>>42435430
Big Mcintosh should stop being so grumpy, he has lots of friends now... right? You are friends with him?
Anonymous No.42436756
>>42436349
yeah... friend... with the biggie mcintosh...
Anonymous No.42437255
>>42356982 (OP)
yee
Anonymous No.42437684
>>42356982 (OP)
NO.
Anonymous No.42438088 >>42438614
>>42435430
He looks so pissed off for some reason
Anonymous No.42438614 >>42438768
>>42438088
I'd be the same if I had to work in a apple orchard while your sis gets to be the element of honesty and goes in all sorts of adventures
Anonymous No.42438760 >>42439208
>>42356982 (OP)
he wouldnt like me im too fat to do farmwork
Anonymous No.42438768 >>42439721
>>42438614
Yeah but she's hot and they're farmers so he gets to hit that every night too. He needn't be so angry
Anonymous No.42439208
>>42438760
well get to the gym fat boy, you ain't gona get telekenesis when you go equestria
Anonymous No.42439721 >>42440012
>>42438768
Why is there a pony riding on a PONY like a jockey
Anonymous No.42440012
>>42439721
Jockey? as in you know, haha...