Thread 42356982 - /mlp/

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:23:21 PM No.42356982

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Would you be friends with Big Macintosh?

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:24:02 PM No.42356985

>>42356982 (OP)
Sure, he seems to be a cool pony to be around with.

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:27:36 PM No.42356994

>>42356982 (OP)
Only if he invites me to play tabletop games

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:28:15 PM No.42356997

>>42356982 (OP)
Maybe.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:29:03 PM No.42357000

>>42356982 (OP)
Idk, he doesn't talk too much.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:30:14 PM No.42357002

>>42356982 (OP)
I mean that's if I am living in Ponyville otherwise I wouldn't be able to get in contact with him to truly classify him as a friend. Maybe if I learned teleporting magic or Pegasus wings to visit the Sweet Apple Acres, sure.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:38:21 PM No.42357034

give me one reason why i shouldn't

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:39:22 PM No.42357044

>>42356982 (OP)
Nah, I'd be too busy slutting myself to mares.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:42:33 PM No.42357057

>chill, reserved s1 big mac
Sure
>lobotomized hodor big mac who only says "eeyup"
Nah

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:56:10 PM No.42357108

>>42357057
>who only says "eeyup"
i liked it, thought it was funny :/

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 8:57:17 PM No.42357111

>>42357034
he's a boring poofter

Replies: >>42357136

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 9:03:11 PM No.42357136

>>42357111
Nothing wrong with having a boring friend, Anon.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 10:08:02 PM No.42357323

>>42356982 (OP)
No.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 10:13:39 PM No.42357337

strongsilenttype

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>>42357057
sometimes, it pays to be the strong silent type.

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Anonymous

7/15/2025, 12:55:10 AM No.42357767

>>42356982 (OP)
YES!

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 1:41:30 AM No.42357885

>>42356982 (OP)
Sure. I'll chill with mac

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 7:27:07 AM No.42358470

>>42356982 (OP)
Right sure, whatever.

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 7:37:19 AM No.42358486

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 3:07:40 PM No.42359128

>>42356982 (OP)
Aye

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 3:29:59 PM No.42359187

>>42356982 (OP)
eeyup

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 3:45:09 PM No.42359227

>>42356982 (OP)
No. If for some unfortunate reason I end up in Equestria, I'm going full hermit mode.

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Anonymous

7/15/2025, 5:03:08 PM No.42359444

>>42359227
That's impossible. You would get Pinkie to hunt you down.

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Anonymous

7/15/2025, 5:05:28 PM No.42359450

out out out

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yeah

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 6:11:19 PM No.42359596

>>42359444
Bring it on. I'm twice the grump Cranky Doodle was, and I don't have a conveinent waifu for her to track down.

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Anonymous

7/15/2025, 6:16:48 PM No.42359608

>>42356982 (OP)
No way, earth ponies are way below me.

Replies: >>42359615

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 6:20:05 PM No.42359615

>>42359608
I'd like an Earth pony below me iykwim

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 11:39:49 PM No.42360469

>>42356982 (OP)
What about Little Mac?

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 11:42:44 PM No.42360482

I'd drink some cider with him, sure.

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 1:01:52 AM No.42360783

>>42356982 (OP)
Perhaps

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 1:03:45 AM No.42360793

>>42356982 (OP)
Only if he's cool with me boinking Cheerilee.

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 1:13:43 AM No.42360831

>>42356982 (OP)
if he lets me suck his big horse cock

Replies: >>42362434 >>42375540

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 2:08:06 AM No.42361056

>>42357337
Gary Cooper was gay?

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 8:37:48 AM No.42362434

>>42360831
I'm sure you can ask your bro do to that, Applejack.

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 8:39:53 AM No.42362438

>>42356982 (OP)
Absolutely not. I think he’s a total loser, fucking annoying-ass, shit-simp bitch with no redeeming characteristics or reason to exist.

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 8:40:46 AM No.42362442

>>42362438
Harsh but true. They made him a d&d loving beta male.

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 8:59:18 AM No.42362496

Seriously though why wasn't he already married by the time the show starts?

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 9:09:00 AM No.42362516

>>42359596
she'll just have to be the convenient waifu

Replies: >>42368379

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 3:02:58 PM No.42363286

>>42362496
They didn't want to show the graphic scene of sex in the episode where both ponies get a love potion

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 7:12:38 PM No.42364026

>>42356982 (OP)
OF COURSE!

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 9:38:41 PM No.42364583

>>42356982 (OP)
no....

Replies: >>42365284

Anonymous

7/17/2025, 12:59:13 AM No.42365284

>>42364583
Say yes Anon. Dont lie.

Anonymous

7/17/2025, 2:41:34 AM No.42365561

1335637

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>>42362496
Why would he bother with that? He doesn't need to be married to have kids.

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Anonymous

7/17/2025, 6:26:24 AM No.42365952

But would he be friends with (You)?

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Anonymous

7/17/2025, 11:13:47 AM No.42366453

>>42365952
It depends if he thinks im worthy to be his friend or not, so it will be unknown.

Anonymous

7/17/2025, 2:32:50 PM No.42366910

>>42356982 (OP)
He seems too dull, so no.

Anonymous

7/17/2025, 2:36:59 PM No.42366917

>>42356982 (OP)
He seems dangerous to be around. I don't want to get caught in the crossfire of his love triangle with Braeburn and Soarin.

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Anonymous

7/17/2025, 4:44:01 PM No.42367220

>>42366917
fag. He's straight for Sugar Belle.

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Anonymous

7/17/2025, 7:26:11 PM No.42367669

>>42356985
nah he's evil

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Anonymous

7/17/2025, 7:27:29 PM No.42367681

>>42367669
After what he did to Marble? Yeah, honestly.

Replies: >>42368852

Anonymous

7/17/2025, 10:34:52 PM No.42368307

>>42365952
no ;(

Anonymous

7/17/2025, 10:52:25 PM No.42368379

>>42362516
I would never waifu anybody, let alone Pinkie.

Replies: >>42370114

Anonymous

7/18/2025, 1:12:41 AM No.42368852

>>42367681
this. Earth ponies should stick together and what big mac did was traitorous to the earth pony tribe.

Anonymous

7/18/2025, 6:06:25 AM No.42369570

>>42365561
He does though

Anonymous

7/18/2025, 12:25:37 PM No.42370114

>>42368379
Not even yourself?

Anonymous

7/18/2025, 5:05:28 PM No.42370566

>>42356982 (OP)
Abso-fuckin-lutely!

Anonymous

7/18/2025, 8:28:31 PM No.42370937

>>42365952
Yeah cause im cool!

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Anonymous

7/18/2025, 10:44:42 PM No.42371330

>>42370937
Nope.

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Anonymous

7/19/2025, 1:06:16 AM No.42371957

>>42371330
I cri...

Anonymous

7/19/2025, 5:16:34 AM No.42373107

>>42356982 (OP)
Maybe.

Anonymous

7/19/2025, 7:27:59 AM No.42373797

>>42356982 (OP)
Cool pony, so sure.

Anonymous

7/19/2025, 2:46:17 PM No.42374821

>>42356982 (OP)
Peerrrhapps not.

Anonymous

7/19/2025, 7:26:27 PM No.42375540

>>42360831
Who let Applejack on 4chan?!

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:40:27 AM No.42376436

>>42375540
>Ponies on 4chan
a fate worse than death for them.

Replies: >>42376556

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:22:03 AM No.42376556

>>42376436
Yeah it's so bad that they die when they see /mlp/, HMMM?

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 6:42:19 AM No.42377178

>>42356982 (OP)
I'd be more a urbanite so I'd would not be able to see this pony to be "friends".

Replies: >>42377762

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:22:29 PM No.42377762

>>42377178
>city slicker on this thread
sneed off

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 7:16:46 PM No.42378404

>>42377762
No.

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 9:42:43 PM No.42378879

>>42356982 (OP)
Why the hell not.

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 1:06:09 AM No.42379457

>>42356982 (OP)
If I ever go to Equestria, I don't think I'd have the opportunity to interact with him to be even consider what one would say "friends". We could know each other but that is just acknowledgement and not what you're asking, OP.

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 1:07:26 AM No.42379462

>>42356982 (OP)
He doesn't talk. I'd just feel awkward around him.

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 7:31:36 AM No.42380315

>>42356982 (OP)
Uhh.... no thank yoouuu

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 1:25:02 PM No.42380773

>>42375540
I did, I let the ponies on 4chan to see the shit that's been posted so they can revoke so many tickets to Equestria.

Replies: >>42381247

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 5:29:27 PM No.42381247

>>42380773
No NO NO NO MY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA NOOOOO

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 7:25:13 PM No.42381593

>>42381247
its gone >:)

Replies: >>42382117

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 11:03:59 PM No.42382117

>>42381593
Fuck you man I didn't ask for that

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 1:08:29 AM No.42382453

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>>42356982 (OP)
He looks adorable so why not?

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Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:00:57 AM No.42383207

>>42382453
He looks like that front facing? Damn alright i'd acccept because he looks threatening

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:04:37 AM No.42383216

>>42356982 (OP)
He's into TTRPG's so probably.

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 2:13:53 PM No.42383748

>>42356982 (OP)
ah aye sure

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:38:13 PM No.42384726

>>42382453
Menacing

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:45:16 PM No.42384756

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>>42356982 (OP)
Probably not, I'm not a well adjusted person. I tend to isolate myself constantly

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 1:12:54 AM No.42385479

>>42356982 (OP)
He's cute

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 7:32:15 AM No.42386627

>>42356982 (OP)
No way, fag.

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 1:19:57 PM No.42387127

>>42367669
since WHEN?

Replies: >>42387564

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 4:28:12 PM No.42387564

>>42387127
2012

Replies: >>42387825

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 6:07:54 PM No.42387825

>>42387564
What did he do in 2012?

Replies: >>42387840

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 6:12:34 PM No.42387840

2205039

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>>42387825

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Anonymous

7/23/2025, 9:15:36 PM No.42388353

>>42387840
why would big mac do this

Replies: >>42388383 >>42389944

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 9:24:53 PM No.42388374

>>42356982 (OP)
Oh yeah, we would livew our lives in the shadow of others but get shitfaced on the weekends with some hard liqour and start philosophical discourse about the nature of family, apples, and how the world works. We'd be the worst fucks at metal concerts to be the nice silent dude the next.

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 9:26:40 PM No.42388383