There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare

Growing bundle of joy edition

Old thread: >>42343139

Ongoing greens:

Shape Your Home by PoneGreen
https://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)
https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)
https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)
https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)
https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)
https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)
https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)

Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:
GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous
>>40508352

Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman
https://ponepaste.org/590
https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)

A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)
https://ponepaste.org/8269

The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/4316

Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6
https://ponepaste.org/3004

Stories by Pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/user/pentapony

Carl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomething
https://ponepaste.org/1112

"Fleetfooted" by SadBoy
https://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoy

Stories by Aftercase
https://ponepaste.org/user/Aftercase

Stories by AnthonyC4
https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4

Stories by Horse Story Anon
https://ponepaste.org/user/Appreciationproject

Stories by YukkuriPalehorse
https://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorse

Rainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Rider
https://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59

Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhal

Rocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686i

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3

Stories by Angry Wino: tinyurl dot com slash vskmqfx (link is dead, if someone's got a backup/alternative I'll update this)

Stories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steam

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543
(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544

This Heart That Fears
https://poneb.in/0b7L24Ln

Tsukumogami
https://poneb.in/WPw3dNdP

Low Self-Esteem AJ
https://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0

All I want from christmas
https://poneb.in/XHH5UPCN

Couch Surfing
https://poneb.in/82NscJdW

A collection of misc. green since the 1st thread
https://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8

Thread was sniped again. It fell down the last three slots while I was in the forced 120 second timer.

>>42347233

>>42357014
I don't know why you are giving yourself awards for trying to sabotage the thread, but it's fucking pathetic.

My wife is so lovely

>>42357004 (OP)
go back to the sharty

Mare encourages you to do some sport with her.

>>42357193
If you really think about it, these clothes only work for Unicorns.And mares with husbanders.

>>42357443
don't be silly, any mare can wear sportswear

>>42357466
They can. I wager it's the roughest for Pegasi though. Getting those clothes over their wings must be bothersome. Not to mention the full body suits that the Wonderbolts wear.

>>42357080
Pipfag loves his waifu, simple as
I can respect it

>>42357466
They also look sexy in it. No exceptions.

>>42357844

>>42357443
I'm not convinced.

>>42357193
>>42357466
Sportswear is okay but workwear is where it's at

>>42358123
She and her friend were unironically the best part of the last season. Friendly, helpful and beautiful to boot. Absolute peak mares.

DJ mare a cute.

>>42357004 (OP)

>>42358250
unf

>>42358123
Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof are pure sex.

>>42358647
Give it back her husband likes belly buttons!

>>42358647
Smooth.

>Husbando hunter for hire
>*leaf brushes against flank*
>I SURRENDER MR HUMAN!!

>>42358663
But would you be able to keep up?

>>42359414
You can't keep up with both because one waifu for laifu applies.

>>42359492
Just because I fuck other mares on the side doesn't mean I don't love my waifu.

>>42359533
uh it kinda does

>>42355745
o7
>>42313440
>>42353542
Here comes chapter 177, ready as promised. It is a touch shorter than the last one, mainly because I decided to revise some parts of it a few times as I was constantly (re-)balancing the focus and weight of the proxy mentions. After all, it was not meant to go too far into the details, given the previous discussion. I hope it turned out to be a reasonable compromise.
Main story:
https://ponepaste.org/477
https://ponepaste.org/478
https://ponepaste.org/479
https://ponepaste.org/480
https://ponepaste.org/4581
https://ponepaste.org/8319
https://ponepaste.org/10382
Side story:
https://ponepaste.org/4466
Have fun.

>>42359803
177.1

>Firefly's briefing turns out to be comparatively short, since you do not have missed any major events.
>As such, she gives you a solid, albeit pretty cropped rundown of the last week, both in regard to Equestria and your whole infrastructure at large.
>And whilst you would not say that the update is boring or anything like that, it can nevertheless be described as mostly uneventful.
>The mare is doing what she can to make it as interesting as possible for you, yet when there is not much to report on, then the efforts can only do so much.
>Still, you appreciate what she does of course, and it is good to hear that everything was going well during your absence.
>These are great news all around.
>That alone is a reason to be happy.
>And you are not the only one who is in a good mood.
>Much like #deca.mare and Firefly, Sky Squall is glad to see you back in action as well.
>Contrary to #deca.mare's predictions, however, he can easily contain his enthusiasm.
>For he greets you with a hoof bump, some friendly words, and a few little quips that you shall strive to recover as soon as possible.
>Because the sooner you return to your normal condition, the earlier he has someone to spar with.
>Naturally.
>After the briefing and the happy gatherings, #deca.mare suggests to have a little picnic in the corridor right next to the crew quarters.
>And considering that you should not return to the cryo unit until you have fully recovered, you will still need a day or two before that option becomes viable at all.
>Which means you have to pass the time somehow.
>A nice snack with your friends is a welcome opportunity to do exactly that.
>So you are not surprised that everyone agrees with the idea.

>>42359809
177.2

>"Here, Anon."
>Firefly picks up one of the still unopened food boxes.
>"We have something for you."
>She offers the box to you, and you take it at once.
"Hm, what is it?"
>The magenta Pegasus does not answer your question outright.
>"A surprise."
>Alright, then there is only one way to find out.
>You open the object and take a look inside.
>The food box contains, well, food.
>A loaf of bread to be precise, neatly cut into even slices.
"Huh, that's nice."
>And it is.
>The bread looks very well in terms of quality.
>But apart from that, you do not see anything that would be special or surprising.
>It is apparently well-made, yet common bread.
>Nevertheless, you decide to test it out.
>Firefly would not call it a surprise for no good reason.
>So you want to see where this is going.
>As you grab a slice, Sky Squall speaks up.
>"You better keep this slice in, Anon. This bread is special because it's a collaborative effort."
>A pause.
>"This one wasn't imported, you know. We made it here. It would be a shame to waste it."
>Sky Squall fakes a serious tone, and it is more than clear that his words were not meant to be taken overly seriously.
>After all, no one would blame you if another fit were to strike.
>In any case though, this is a surprise for sure.
>Albeit not quite what you had in mind.
>You tilt your head and give him a wry smile.
"I see you were working on your groundbreaking techniques to motivate others while I was gone."
>He responds with a casual shrug.
>"It encourages you to overcome your symptoms quickly, doesn't it. So what's wrong with the method?"
>Sky Squall doubles down.
>"Not to mention, we all know that you won't insult our culinary skills."
>Yes, the confident motivation is palpable.
>Almost infectious, even.
>You keep grinning as you respond.
"Well. I promise that I'll try my best. And with an encouragement like that, I can't disappoint my friends, now can I?"
>With that said, you put a thin layer of fruit marmalade on your slice, eye the creation for a moment, and eventually take a bite.
>The three ponies watch in silence as you eat.
>They are waiting for your reaction.
"That's... good."
>Which is your honest opinion.
"Compliment on your culinary skills, all three of you. That's fine stuff."
>You take another bite to prove your point.
"I've got to ask though, what gave you the idea to make a loaf of bread on the ship?"
>#deca.mare smiles warmly.
>"We had to do something unusual to celebrate the day, do we not?"
>Well, the occasion is indeed justified.
>The treatment was a resounding success, and its implications are well known to all of you.
>She goes on.
>"And it started with an idea. Somepony, I am not saying any names, initially suggested to make a celebratory cake. But I could convince the pony in question that something lighter and less... ambitious would be a wiser choice for now."

>>42359814
>A sound remark.
>Your digestive system is still a little bit unstable, just like the rest of you.
>So bombarding your stomach with something heavy like a cake might not be the best idea at the moment.
>#deca.mare goes on.
>"So I provided a suitable recipe instead. Firefly and Sky Squall took care of the practical part. They baked it during your treatment."
>You consume the rest of the slice before you respond.
"Cake or bread, it's a nice touch. Thank you."
>Sky Squall speaks up next.
>"It was more tricky than you'd think though. We had to make it in the biolab because this deck doesn't have any useful substitute for a baking oven. And we didn't want to move the machinery from the laboratory to the deck just for a piece of bread either."
>You suppress the urge to chuckle as you envision two Pegasi scurrying in the narrow pathways of the biolab as they are trying to bake some traditional bread with highly sophisticated and complex equipment which was never meant to be used for kitchen service.
"Yeah, I can imagine. It must have been a cramped affair."
>But also adorable, as you silently think to yourself.
"The effort paid off though. You did good."
>You grab a second slice.
"Want some too? I can definitely recommend it."
>Firefly and #deca.mare take one slice each whilst Sky Squall happily takes two at once.
>And their approving nods tell you that they come to the same conclusion.
>The bread is a simple, but pleasant and tasty gesture to leave the inconveniences of the last days behind.
>The four of you keep eating and chatting cordially for quite a while.
>And at the end of the ordeal, one half of the loaf has already been consumed.
>Combined with either marmalade or flowers and hay.
"That was great. We can repeat that any time."
>#deca.mare nods.
>"You know, if everything goes well, the next picnic could already be on the surface."
>This is not guaranteed, yet not impossible either.
>You know where you want to go, and your preparations are in full swing.
>Realistically speaking, almost everything is already good to go.
>And the last few things will almost certainly be done before you can return to the cryo unit.
>As such, it is not a stretch to assume that you can start your life on the surface as soon as your link to #deca.mare is established again.
>Firefly chimes in.
>"On the surface... starting a new cycle."
>Her voice emanates a very overt notion of anticipation.
>The implications that come with those words are not lost on you either.
>And you are not the only one who thinks about this.
>Sky Squall grins.
>"That's right. And it will be something special. With the right investment, that is."
>You believe that you have caught a slight movement of his head in your direction as he said the second sentence, yet you are not entirely sure.

>>42359817
>There could have been something, which would turn the comment into a blatantly obvious hint for #deca.mare and you, or it might be just your mind that played a trick on you.
>Either way though, the suggestions in his ambiguous words are as clear as day, and you doubt that this is a coincidence.
>The stallion knows what he is doing.
>A lot of thoughts are coursing in your mind as you think about this possibility.
>Especially in regard to your future life.
>The others notice your sudden mental absence, and it is #deca.mare who eventually points it out.
>"What is wrong, Anon? You are brooding over something."
>You are tempted to shake your head, yet you stop yourself as you try to formulate your contemplations.
"No, nothing is wrong. I was just pondering."
>Sky Squall raises his voice.
>"About something important?"
>Again, you somehow get the impression that he puts the emphasis on the word "important" on purpose.
>So you need a moment to respond.
"No, but..."
>You inhale.
"...it's kind of hard to put into words."
>Sky Squall raises an eyebrow and speaks up next.
>"I know that look. There's nothing really hard about it, is there? You just don't know whether you should say it or not."
>You chuckle.
"Sky, you're pretty close."
>A pause.
"It's nothing negative or anything like that. But I'm not sure if I'd be an idiot for pointing it out at all."
>The stallion shakes his head.
>"Bah. It can't be that bad. Out with it, rookie."
>You have to smile faintly.
"Rookie? That... kind of hits the mark, Sky."
>#deca.mare seconds Sky Squall's opinion.
>"What is it, Anon?"
>You take a breath before you continue.
"Alright, listen. I've been thinking a lot about our plans in the last two days. What we want to do. Family life and all that."
>A second pause.
"The point is, all of it reminds me that there are still a lot of things in which I'm... kind of inexperienced."
>You receive two confused glances.
>And you cannot even blame them.
>The wording was not exactly specific.
"Including, you know, the whole romp that comes with it."
>Firefly responds, still visibly trying to make sense of your comments.
>"What, are you talking about having a family?"
>You nod faintly.
"That... and about getting there too."
>Firefly and Sky Squall look at each other, and if their expressions are any indication, they seem to think the same thing.
>The magenta mare turns to you.
>"We don't understand. What's unclear? You know how it works."
>#deca.mare clears her throat as she turns to you.
>"Anon, may I?"
>For she understands what you are intending to allude to.
>You nod once more.
>So #deca.mare takes over.
>"He is trying to tell you that we usually do not have two ponies involved in the affair."
>Well, her wording is definitely better than yours.
"Yeah. What she said."
>Sky Squall blinks, and you immediately think that you might regret this discussion.
>But the golden Pegasus remains very tactful.

>>42359823
>He makes no joking comments, no quips, and he does not even give you an amused smile.
>If anything, he merely expresses a subtle, yet surprised curiosity.
>And to be fair, you doubt that he expected to steer the conversation into these spheres with his suggestive remarks.
>This was almost certainly a fluke.
>"Oh."
>He goes on after a pause.
>"Does that mean... you don't have any practice with your Pegasus proxy?"
>You hesitate, still expecting some kind of bewildered reaction.
"I wouldn't say none, but barely. It wasn't really much... in that direction."
>Sky Squall responds, yet he looks like he is about to step into a minefield.
>Now you are at least certain that it was indeed a fluke.
>"Even in the..."
>You can answer this one in advance.
"Yeah. Even in the simulation."
>The stallion takes a breath as he processes that information.
>Then he goes on as usual, and you silently thank him for it.
>It is obvious to you that this question was not meant to be rude or indiscrete, in spite of its very personal nature.
>Sky Squall's curiosity merely got the better of him for a second, prompting him to ask without any ill intentions.
>Nothing more.
>And you do not blame him for that.
>"I... see. I honestly didn't expect this."
>You believe him at once.
>Nevertheless, you value his polite restraint in this matter.
>He clears his throat.
>"Hm..."
>You grunt.
"I know, it was a dumb point to bring up."
>Sky Squall inhales.
>"It's not dumb at all. You're getting fidgety because you're inexperienced. I can understand that."
>Another brief moment of silence.
>"If you ask me though, you're thinking too hard about it."
>The stallion grins.
>"A human as seasoned as you? Someone who learned how to fly in space and how to adapt to the life of a pony? "Trust me, when the time comes, you'll manage that part too. You only have to get started. The rest will come on its own."
>Sky Squall comes closer to give you a pat on the back.
>A comparatively firm one, even.
>"And family issues? We've been over this. You have two experts in this field who are always happy to help."
>Pat number two follows right away.
>#deca.mare is slowly starting to feel the urge to rein Sky Squall in, and visibly so.
>However, the notion turns out to be redundant, as the Pegasus puts his forehoof on your shoulder to reassure you.
>"So remind me, Anon. Where was the problem again?"
>You take a breath and grin.
"Problem? What problem?"
>Sky Squall gives you an approving nod.
>"Good. That's the spirit."
>You fail to suppress a chuckle.
"I still feel a bit like an idiot though."
>Sky Squall grunts with a notion of amusement.
>"And you still have no reason to. If anything, feeling like an idiot is the only justification you'd have to feel like an idiot."
>You blink.
"So if I stop feeling like a dunce, I'm no longer a dunce?"
>Sky Squall nods.
>"Pretty much. So make the smart choice."

>>42359827
>Well, you will certainly not argue against that.
"Alright. Then I'm smart now."
>You look Sky Squall directly in the eyes.
"And what if I don't feel like a rookie? Does that make me a pro too?"
>The stallion gives you another sly smile.
>"I wouldn't go that far, rookie."
>Both of you fall silent before you start to laugh almost simultaneously.
>And there is one thing you can definitely say without a shadow of a doubt.
>The next years are going to be very interesting.
>In virtually every aspect.
>But Sky Squall has a point.
>A certain prior investment is required indeed.

>>42359829
And done. I think it's hardly a surprise at this point to announce that the next segment will be the offshoot scene that some people asked for. It will also be marked as such as a heads up in advance, and I'm still pondering if I should post it somewhere on the board when it is done. Thoughts and comments are welcome as always.

>>42357080
>>42358250
>Cadence finds only the most powerful mareschizos for her toughest mares
She dont ever miss

>>42359981
>the sculpting
>the plushes
>the toolbox stickers at work
I wish I had the autism or confidence to not care what normies think

>>42359831
>I should post it somewhere on the board when it is done
only your heart can be your guide there, though tucking it into a ponepaste link will let you drop it anywhere.

>>42359831
>offshoot scene
of sky and fire licking the spilled bread dough off each others bodies and private bits?

>>42360006
Not even afraid of normies, i just don't want another horsefucker to see it and sperg out at full volume for all office to hear.

An avatar is all that's left, those who cannot ignore it thankfully fuck off themselves, others you kinda know can tolerate the general tism and are bearable to talk to.

>>42360561
>>42360006
Do it for her Anons. Don't be afraid.

I have too much social anxiety to display my ponyfaggotry in public but I'm at the gym right now thinking of Purple Smart

>>42360006
I don't care what others think but I also find zero value in memorabilia. Never felt like I need to be reminded that I like something through vanity goods.

>>42361432
What about a personal shrine? t doesn't have to be anything big or crazy.

Ancient mares have a special charm.

>>42362469
Yeah

Wat do if you're no longer sure if you like mare A or mare B more

>>42362469
Her pussy is constantly full of sand.

>>42361854
I understand why people make those but I personally don't care. I don't really feel attached to products I can't interact with meaningfully, I have nothing against merch but I'd rather have like a waifu-colored guitar or something. Something I can get inspired by and make something of, something only people who know me would identify as waifu-coded. Just different brands of sentimentality I guess.

>>42362796
>a waifu-colored guitar or something
Those do exist too.

>>42362760
Nah, that's what the veil is for. And dry sand doesn't stick to surfaces very well.

>>42362796
Images of your waifu are powerful spirit wards that keep away demonic normalfags

>>42363182
I'll be honest I wouldn't trust anything that markets itself as "pony something".
>>42363279
"Demonic" is what normalfags call things that challenge their control over someone.

Imagine you and your mare pick costumes for Nightmare Night. What would you like to do?
Would you go in a partner look or share a common theme, or would you prefer individual picks?

>>42363687
Edmund Blackadder and (Beelze-)Bubbles

>>42363687

Mare with socks.

>>42360046
>tucking it into a ponepaste link will let you drop it anywhere
Yeah, I'm planning to do this in any case, just so that the people who are interested in it will know. This was just about the question whether the text itself should get posted somewhere on the board. Maybe in the tech thread, if one is up again at the time of the posting.
>>42360448
No, it's about the segment regarding Anon using the proxy for some practical action.

>>42359829
>he can easily contain his enthusiasm
Or he is building up to something bigger!
>We have something for you.
Cake!
>A loaf of bread
Oh cmon. Missed the opportunity for a rebirthday cake.
>We made it here.
Not to be sounding ungrateful, but besides the specific yeast bread making is pretty easy.
>you won't insult our culinary skills
Overconfident as always! Time for Anon to teach them how to cook! Actually he might not have cooked anything in his life, so maybe it's a bad idea.
>The three ponies watch in silence as you eat.
All three were involved? Breadmaking is not that hard!
>make a celebratory cake
I knew I was right!
>because this deck doesn't have any useful substitute for a baking oven
I assumed because of the yeast. Better not to release any into the air. Same with mold spores. Well Anon definitely carries a lot of bacteria, fungi and virus. Come to think of it, digestion relies a lot on bacteria in the tracks. After hundreds of years without food I'm not sure it works.
>next picnic could already be on the surface
Anon on the surface would stand out among the ponies for sure!
>You are brooding over something
For once she does not know!
>we usually do not have two ponies involved in the affair
This is an issue for #deca.mare. I mean she is the one freaked out that she looses control or something.
>it was a dumb point to bring up
It depends on why did he point it out.
>adapt to the life of a pony
So Anon can't get #deca.mare pregnant? I expected #deca.mare coming up with a specialized egg that Anon can fertilize. Even if it just "toggling a switch with sperm" kind of fertilization.
>Where was the problem again?
Why didn't he tell them?

>if I should post it somewhere on the board
If you have not noticed, this is 4chan. You can post whatever wherever. You don't even have to warn ppl. If ppl are reading the story they expect/know this. Post it here. You will trigger a lot of anons either way.
>No, it's about the segment regarding Anon using the proxy for some practical action.
Anon, we know exactly what you meant. But the Sky+Firefly+dough scene sounds great too.

Thanks for the update!

>>42362756
bump

>>42364877
Wholesome and cute. They can both help each other to overcome the bumps in their former lives.

>>42362756
por que no los dos

Still in awe over the sheer mare energy from her
Most potent mare to ever mare

>>42365211
She's a living danger.

>>42365167
herdfags aren't welcome here is why

>>42365167
Careful, the management is not fond of taco speak.

hello anons, I was reading:
>A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)
>https://ponepaste.org/8269
last night, I liked it but dropped it around the part with the princesses being special ops super soldiers kidnapping men

I wanted to ask, what stories are centered on romancing Applejack somewhat realistically? Preferably with not too big of a focus on how handsome the ponies think we are. Moonluck describing her love for anon so much was cute, but I am a man and it was starting to make me feel gay. Not in a bad way! Great romance! But it still felt weird.

Danger mare scouting for a spelunking companion.

>>42366016
Always wing play responsibly, lads. They are an important part of your Pegasus mare.

>>42366504
Cheers!

Sometimes, the princesses randomly appear in person to receive documents. Perhaps they do it for husbando assignments too.

>>42364503
>bread making is pretty easy
In theory, sure. But not so much on a ship where the crew was originally meant to consume nutrition bars and other condensed food. The terran space faring life is fairly utilitarian in many regards, as Anon mentioned a couple of times a while ago. These ships have no real kitchen because the crew would not be able to use it effectively anyway. That they can now import fresh produce from the surface for their meals is already a little luxury. And making bread in this environment is pretty unusual too.
>I assumed because of the yeast. Better not to release any into the air. Same with mold spores.
This begs the question how well yeast and other spores would fare in this environment at all. They won't find much organic material within the ship, and they could only ever effectively expand in the few segments which contain an atmosphere. Granted, they may become an issue in the biolab if they're left unchecked due to the stored samples and materials there, but other than that, their presence would probably be negligible at best.
>After hundreds of years without food I'm not sure it works.
Since the cryostasis is meant to preserve the body in a nigh permanent dormant state, the digestive system should be as functional as ever once it is properly "booted up" again. The treatment with the nano-machines is the real kicker here, given that it strained Anon's system from head to toe.
>I mean she is the one freaked out that she looses control or something.
Considering that they only ever have a real go at it in the simulation, this does not pose a problem under normal circumstances.
>So Anon can't get #deca.mare pregnant?
Not as a human. That is the whole point of involving the proxy in the first place. The Pegasus body is already able to fulfil that role without any further strings attached to it. The only thing here is that Anon is somewhat hesitant to do so because this is something which they have rarely done in the past, and even that was only in the simulation too, as an "out-of-simulation-mating" could have led to a pregnancy a long time ago.
>Why didn't he tell them?
You mean why he was hesitant to talk about his ponderings in regard to the upcoming situation? Mainly because details on where and how someone rails his wife are not exactly a topic which one usually mentions in a conversation, even amongst close friends. It's no secret that both couples do it, but the details usually remain private.
>If you have not noticed, this is 4chan. You can post whatever wherever. You don't even have to warn ppl.
I know, I know. Though I can understand the idea behind the argument that this scene skirts the prompt of the thread to a degree, at least temporarily. That could provide ammunition for artificial drama. Then again, I do seem to attract a bit of it at times anyway.

>>42367290
>If ppl are reading the story they expect/know this.
Yeah, that's true.
>Post it here. You will trigger a lot of anons either way.
Well. I'll think about it. Can't say I'm too happy about the prospect of the ensuing shitposting, but I suppose that you are probably right. Those who really try to cause a ruckus won't be stopped by me merely posting the link.
>But the Sky+Firefly+dough scene sounds great too.
Well, that would certainly be used for lots of complaints for being off-topic. And it wouldn't be wholly unfounded either.

>>42367498
Oh boy. Impulse control around your mare is important, Anon.

>>42367290
>bread making is pretty easy
As someone who lives in a household where we make one every two to three days, it's easy. You don't need any tool besides a bowl (you can even do without it, but it will be a bit messy), a some kind of towel or cover (if the bowl is large enough, then that), a flat surface and an oven.
Cake on the other hand..
>cryostasis is meant to preserve the body
The food what the microorganisms eat comes from the food, not us. To survive they need food. Anon can be fed via his blood or something similar, but the microorganisms in the intestines won't receive any food to stay alive. Thus you need to re-introduce these every time he wakes up from the stasis, else he can't eat any complex food, there won't be anything to break it down to what the intestines can absorb.
>Anon can't get #deca.mare pregnant
#deca.mare literary made a new species, I'm sure she is able to figure something out. As I said, it does not need to be 1:1 DNA combination, Anon's sperm can just be used to trigger some kind of self fertilization with the specialized egg. The egg obviously already containing a custom sequenced DNA with the desired traits.
>not exactly a topic which one usually mentions in a conversation
You would be surprised...
>ensuing shitposting
Dunno how much you read what ppl post here (and in other threads), but there is a lot of shitposting.
>lots of complaints for being off-topic
Then a lot of scenes from other stories posted here would not fit either. Basically any scene not featuring the main character pair.

Snow mare tea time.

>>42361432
The coat color makes her look almost like Cadence here.

>>42358790
Hoof tickling will never not be hot.

>>42365485
All I have is this
https://ponepaste.org/11218
I completely forgot to archive this like 3 years ago

>>42368783
Continue Violet memory!

>>42368849
Maybe this year if all goes well.

>>42364877
Any good Glimmy x Anon story?

>>42368008
Do they go shorn in the summer?

>>42364296
What happened to the rest of her?

>>42369692
It's stuck off screen.

>>42369726
Curse you big jim

>>42369405
I guess so. I figure they shear their coats in spring and summer, and start to let it grow longer again when autumn kicks in.

>>42370004
My thoughts exactly.

>>42368992
you are a mean one, getting our hopes up

>>42368992
Looking forward to it!

The kirin is a smug mare.

>>42367856
>it's easy
>Cake on the other hand..
Yeah, agreed. These are two different leagues. And I kind of feel tempted to imagine how the scene would have played out if they had actually made a cake in the laboratory.
>Thus you need to re-introduce these every time he wakes up from the stasis
Well, this hasn't been specified in any part of the story if I recall correctly, but if we were to assume that the cryostasis would not be able to preserve the intestinal flora of Anon, it would not be hard for #deca.mare to replace it immediately when he wakes up. She has all the tools and skills that are required to do this with little to no effort.
>#deca.mare literary made a new species, I'm sure she is able to figure something out. [...]
I have something planned for the next chapter which kind of touches upon a few of the things that you have mentioned here. Not naming any details yet, but you'll see.
>You would be surprised...
Something like this has at least never happened in the conversations which I have witnessed so far. Though to be fair, me and my immediate social circle are not exactly prime candidates for this kind of subject matter either.
>Dunno how much you read what ppl post here (and in other threads), but there is a lot of shitposting.
I'm aware. Seen enough of similar stuff happening in this very thread and over in /sun/. Stuff like that happens constantly.
>Then a lot of scenes from other stories posted here would not fit either. Basically any scene not featuring the main character pair.
In the end, it pretty much boils down to that this story is a bit of an outlier case, given that Anon is remotely controlling a different body at times, thereby shifting the focus to a degree that other stories do not. And whilst I wholly and vehemently disagree with the complaints that this action may contain any form of transformation or identity shift, it admittedly causes the story to contain more pony segments than the average Anon in Equestria setting.

>>42370894
Why is hippie mare crying?

>>42371599
Bad weed

>>42371645
She doesn't need weed when she has a husbando.

>>42370664
Behind the smugness is a burning desire.

>>42371599
Was too good.

>MAY THE NIGHTS GENTLE EMBRACE CARRY YOU OFF TO SLUMBER LAND, FUTURE HUSBANDOS

>>42373913
Thank you, kind moon mare. The gentle touch of the Canterlot voice is music to my ears.

Vote for mare.

Mare relief.

>>42374267
What's her platform? I can't just up and give my vote to a mare because she's a mare...

>>42374802
Foal friendly policies and very liberal views on snoot boops and holding hooves.

>>42374886
I'm sold

There can never be enough sun mare.

>>42375451
>aislop
third worlder detected

>>42375456
Silence, bot.

>>42369692
i eated it

>>42375476
>projection
you will never be a real artist

Saddle Arabian mare.
Large, exotic, lovely.

>>42375929
oh yeah, there isn't enough of these mares out there

>>42375950
I think it's safe to blame that on them only having a few seconds of screen time in total, and not a single line to speak. Their potential was wasted badly.

>>42376017
True. There are a few greens with them, but they are mostly ignored.
It's too bad, but it's not unlike how bat ponies and kirins (and snow ponies) are treated.

>>42376027
Bat ponies and kirins are far higher on the fandom radar though. They get a lot of stuff made for them. Saddle Arabians are more like Crystal Ponies. They exist in the absolute fringes.

>>42375627
That's not very nice.

>>42357004 (OP)
I do not deserve to be loved.

>>42376845
Heard that one before.

>>42376845
It's in (you)r hand to change that.

Could you imagine to live deep in the forest with her?

>>42377491
>Be naked a lot
>Probably itchy too
>No AC
Ehh still worth it.

>>42377666
>Be naked a lot
Nothing stops you from wearing clothes. You only have to be prepared to take a trip to a nearby river or something to wash them.

>>42377700
>J-Just wash your clothes in their river of silence bro, pfff-ftt...
this guy

>>42377707
This can't be the only river in the vicinity. Kirin need their water too and they can't get it from the river of silence.

>>42377491
you can hide in a lot of places deep in the forest
I don't see why not?

Thoughts on Reckless?

>>42377491
I could.

Mare blep.

>>42378479
>aislop
tranny post

Remember to keep your mare clean and fresh.

>>42378479
We need more mane with ponytail style!

>>42379193
Yes we do.

>>42378499
cry abt it

>>42377918
Cute mare, good soul, but already married with foals.

>Mare catches her bf sleeping stretched out on the rack because he wants to grow taller

>>42379912
Why would a man want to be taller when mares are tiny? Less height means closer to mare.

>>42380041
mare likes being tall so bigger man means you can carry her higher

>>42379912
>stretching rack
I'm sure there are less drastic means to achieve that. Like a spell or a magic potion.

Would you date a night guard mare, knowing that your day/night cycle would be inverted?

>>42380425
I work overnights and early a.m. shifts, might not be so much of a change for me.

>>42380425
I could manage that.

>>42377707
If you wash your clothes in the river of silence, does the fabric stop making noises?

>>42380937
>Husband thinks he's a 'nin juh' or something now because he washed his cargos and screen t's in river of silence

>>42380956
>Anon assuming the Kirin know about asian culture becasue of their earth counterpart
>Kirin actually have no link to most asian concepts
>Cultural shenanigans and misunderstandings ensue

WHY RIG
WHY THEM MARES AIN'T GOT HUSBANDOS YET RIG

>>42380996
>Neighpon isn't real! It's just headcanon!
Yeah, well, my headcanon says it's cool, so it's real.

>>42381514
>It's not real, but really cool
Works for me.

>>42376845
There's a mare for that.

>>42381702
>body
Reeeee

>>42381702
Full of joy.

>>42382507
A private party, just for (You) and her.

>>42381702
Man, you can see right through that joke.

>>42381514
Neighpon is real though. That's where animare comes from.

Since bundles of joy are the theme of the thread, how many foals would you like to have with your mare? Do you plan ahead at all, or do you want to just let it happen and see where it goes?

>>42357004 (OP)
>bundle of joy
Your human pony hybrid child will be a hideous and mentally damaged abomination

>>42383219
That's a rather hurtful. You could have just said: "will take after their father".

>>42383203
As it usually happens
>she will plan out every little thing for years ahead
>it will take course naturally its own way
I'd personally just move forward one step at a time and only decide what's next after it happens. Raising kids is anything but easy, you gotta be prepared before you decide on one more.

>>42383219
And I will love my spawn all the same.

>>42383219
Magic beats genetics. It's gonna work.

>>42383203
I don't know but it would be cool

How much hoers do you like your mare? Is there such a thing as too much hoers?

>>42384186
I'm down with Eohippus to Equus, homie

>>42383934
Pipfag has quickly become my favorite poster here

>>42383313
>The movement of the ears, the timid rising of two legs and the little bounce of the mane and tail as she blushes and smiles
These are just little things, but man they're effective. It's hard to get more adorable than that.

>>42384213
>plebbitor is my le favourite poster
Kill yourself and go back.

>>42384186
>Is there such a thing as too much hoers?
Yes. It's too much when she is so much of a real horse that you can't make foals with her.

>>42384575
>>42384213

>>42384213
Thanks

>>42384951

>>42384951
>>42384769
>>42353858
Fucking legendary comeback from shitposter to NMPMVP

>>42357004 (OP)
there is nothing more pure than the love between a big black cock and a mare

>Frogposter
Try harder.

>>42380425
Sure.
At least we won’t be calling each other up and bugging each other at work.

>>42376845

>>42380425
Pfft! Too easy! I prefer the night and would gladly switch over my sleep schedule for guardsmare. I'm used to it anyway from standing watches on ships.

>>42386269
What's your record on icebergs, cap

>>42385444
Those 4's don't lie.

>>42386269
So you're saying you have experience in shipping?

>>42384951
Cadance get this man his mare before he starts shooting lightning bolts at normies with his mind or something

Memento Mare.

>>42386767
Call of Duty reference

I want to hug a mare and chant "I love you" over and over again.

>>42386767
Ahh how very interesting my saar

>>42387115
Dude, this image has a cited artist.

>>42386951
At the front, snowpity.
The rear, snowbootie.
Now we need a :sunbeam: edit with her plot.

>>42384951
This is some god-tier waifufagging
Never stop being based, pipfag

The natural beauty of mares is without equal.

>>42387634
>natural beauty
>posts slop

>>42387662
God, I love mares.

>>42386660

>>42387545
I love my wife !!

Mare up.

>>42388766

>>42388766
mare indeed is up

>>42359414
Post full pic NOW!

>>42389262
How I wish that I could wave back at apple mare up in the air.

mares...

>>42389839
Why is the mare peeved, Anon?

>>42390147
You interrupted her on the crapper.

Let's assume you get matched with Tempest, would you help her to heal her horn? And if yes, how would you do it?

>>42390290
I could try, but I wouldn't know how.

>>42389262
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, Apple bloom!
Haha, mare is always saying those things she hears from me.

>>42380425
Why, there's 24 hours a day and assuming it's broken into thirds, there's no need complicate things.
She's working at night, I'm sleeping at night. She comes home to sleep, I get to work.
I come back, she wakes up and there's plenty of time to spend together until she leaves for work and I go to sleep.
Think, anon, think!

>>42390765
That's pretty clever. But what do you do when you want to sleep together?

>>42389839
>>42390290
these mares look like they suck big black cocks

>>42390856
Anon, there's 8 hour window to non-stop breed you marewife in whatever position you wanna do it. Also weekends exists if you're such a wuss that just mean sleeping in the same bed. That's pretty gay wish and hardened palace guard would laugh at you for that.

>>42391012
Good points.
>That's pretty gay wish
Sorry, that's just my vanilla brain at work, not thinking ahead.

>>42391012
>implying mare wouldn't want to sleep together
That ain't no mare. Get this changeling out of here.

>>42390290
Wouldn't happen
I'm already bound by fate to another mare

I know she's taken, but Vapor Trail is a top mare.
>Friendly
>Caring
>Supportive
>Cute
You only have to encourage her a bit to try things on her own if your match is a mare like her.

Would there be any interest in a fic about a mare aborting her pregnancy?

>>42391178
>A thread dedicated to the healthy and affectionate bond between a man and a mare and everything that comes with it, generally including a wholesome family life
Take a wild guess.

>>42391232
>>42391178
Yes

>>42391264
(Not really.)

>>42391044
I have a sneaking suspicion that I know who you are.

>>42391038
>Night guard
>Possibly also a bat
I could see them being a touch more tough and hardy than most mares, but not in a bad way.

>>42391905
Whom?

>>42388367
I've got to respect your dedicated autism, even when I can't dig your taste in mares.

>>42392363
The one who keeps posting the same mare again and again.