You lost a bet and now you have to eat whatever chef Discord prepares.
What's on the menu Anons?
>>42360355 (OP)Fluttershy's pussy full of his cum, obviously.
>>42360355 (OP)A tube of toothpaste with a glass of orange juice.
>>42360355 (OP)Probably some sort of food that can turn us into a girl.
He is chaos after all, what is more chaotic that turning anons into cute girls?
I wish I saved some /ck/ webms for this thread
>>42360355 (OP)Something good or else I'll tell Fluttershy.
>>42360355 (OP)A piping hot bowl of gutter water from the 5th dimension, courtesy of his buddy Mr. Mxy.
>>42360408Ugh. Reminds me of an ad for a gross new type of food I saw today: chocolate potato chips.
>>42360474thank you for the delicious garbage chicken discord-sama
>>42360355 (OP)Deep-fried ice. He'll even let you dump it in the fryer yourself.
>>42360474Post one of the webm's of those zesty ahh black dudes.
Any other brony here PROUD of not knowing how to cook? I have my mother cook for me whatever I want. I have always seen men who cook as stupid or female brained, real men don't cook
>>42360375They both taste like chocolate cake.
>>42360493Real men eat cereal and hot pockets 4 times a day.
>>42360490Coming right up, my starving ziggerlover.
>>42360355 (OP)A bouquet of flowers. Hand-picked according to your allergies.
>"It's a local delicacy!"
>>42360527I don't do that ALL the time.
>>42360536Say the line, Poochiefag!
>>42360585That doesn't even make grammatical sense, nigger. I don't convene with ESL's, so this fartfag is out.
>>42360585Enjoy your new body, foul mouth.
>>42360355 (OP)Discord's cloaca full of Fluttershy's cum, obviously.
>>42360493I'm 37 and my mom still wipes my ass for me.
>>42360355 (OP)Yeah I would never take a bet with that rat Discord.
That nigger would cheat even if I won.
how about raw reality, you ugly jewish piece of cartoon shit?
>I reach my hand into his ugly stupid cartoon head, and rip away his meat filter, just for a moment
>he experiences everything but without coherency, he experiences existence in itself without structure, infinite chaos, the very essence of wrongness
>bring him back
>his screaming lasts for days before going catatonic
oh sorry I didn't fully read your gay thread.
I just hate this ugly jewish faggot abomination and want him to suffer in this life before he goes to the same hell we all do. yeah, discord is just as real as me and you. not at all.
this is all a dream, a fleeting bubble of coherency before the infinite terror of death.
the truth, and the only real truth, is that this meat hardware and this abstract fantasy world will not last, we all return to the state of horrific wrongness that just is.
thank you for reading stupid goy.
>>42360392Anon, I appreciate your attempt to disguise your fetish, but it failed miserably.
I'd still take it though
>>42360513Why does this look like something the Omega Mart would sell?
>>42360971Discord works for Omega Mart part time.
>>42361297I didn't know Discord had such good taste.
>>42361283Donโt some people boil the eggs and use the shells as serving dishes?
>>42361692>anti-skub fags bitching yet againI bet you're also a flutterfag
>>42361720>t. pro-skub twifagYou have no grounds for judging me.
>there are skubrats on my board
cringe
>>42360355 (OP)Probably something that will kill me.
>>42360474Discords gonna serve you the sink steak
>>42360588how fucking stupid are you, holy shit
>>42363708Sorry I don't watch The Muttsons. Try getting better taste in media, brownoid.
>>42360355 (OP)a really, really oily pizza
>>42363861You mean Discord's veiny "horse meat"?
>>42363922Discord would totally make a pizza and slice his dick into pepperoni slices, and then make fun of you for eating his dick.
>>42360355 (OP)A cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.