Thread 42360355 - /mlp/ [Archived: 219 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:55:32 PM No.42360355
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You lost a bet and now you have to eat whatever chef Discord prepares.
What's on the menu Anons?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:57:47 PM No.42360367
>>42360355 (OP)
Fluttershy's pussy full of his cum, obviously.
Replies: >>42360370
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:59:17 PM No.42360370
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>>42360367
>"Oh my... I didn't know this meal would be so... saucy"
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:02:01 PM No.42360375
>>42360355 (OP)
A tube of toothpaste with a glass of orange juice.
Replies: >>42360495
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:09:28 PM No.42360392
>>42360355 (OP)
Probably some sort of food that can turn us into a girl.

He is chaos after all, what is more chaotic that turning anons into cute girls?
Replies: >>42360455 >>42360458 >>42360946
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:17:08 PM No.42360408
>>42360355 (OP)
pilk
Replies: >>42360464
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:22:27 PM No.42360418
I wish I saved some /ck/ webms for this thread
Replies: >>42360474
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:26:00 PM No.42360426
certaindeath
certaindeath
md5: eb85e62150e7ebeae8688bb03e33e973๐Ÿ”
>>42360355 (OP)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:35:46 PM No.42360455
>>42360392
fag
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:37:19 PM No.42360457
>>42360355 (OP)
Something good or else I'll tell Fluttershy.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:37:25 PM No.42360458
>>42360392
inb4 Strawberry Sunrise
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:37:39 PM No.42360460
>>42360355 (OP)
A piping hot bowl of gutter water from the 5th dimension, courtesy of his buddy Mr. Mxy.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:39:03 PM No.42360464
>>42360408
Ugh. Reminds me of an ad for a gross new type of food I saw today: chocolate potato chips.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:40:58 PM No.42360474
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md5: d2738cfaa37e80f8ba5ee7020c3ead22๐Ÿ”
>>42360418
Gotchu, sempai.
Replies: >>42360486 >>42360490 >>42363698
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:43:36 PM No.42360486
>>42360474
thank you for the delicious garbage chicken discord-sama
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:44:05 PM No.42360488
discord smuggin at the camera
discord smuggin at the camera
md5: c4a65f1bf3902bf93504e89f402cdeef๐Ÿ”
>>42360355 (OP)
Deep-fried ice. He'll even let you dump it in the fryer yourself.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:44:53 PM No.42360490
>>42360474
Post one of the webm's of those zesty ahh black dudes.
Replies: >>42360501
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:45:14 PM No.42360493
Any other brony here PROUD of not knowing how to cook? I have my mother cook for me whatever I want. I have always seen men who cook as stupid or female brained, real men don't cook
Replies: >>42360496 >>42360730 >>42360982
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:46:06 PM No.42360495
>>42360375
They both taste like chocolate cake.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:46:37 PM No.42360496
>>42360493
Real men eat cereal and hot pockets 4 times a day.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:47:28 PM No.42360501
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md5: 5a1ef70a1aad2379990300322728f4ca๐Ÿ”
>>42360490
Coming right up, my starving ziggerlover.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:51:53 PM No.42360513
1735925716182113
1735925716182113
md5: 808f9d90f542b494ac985f66b1d89e16๐Ÿ”
>>42360355 (OP)
Replies: >>42360527 >>42360971
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:52:44 PM No.42360515
pony love flowers
pony love flowers
md5: 6106f673c741ca3db3dd5ca8b0ebc2d8๐Ÿ”
>>42360355 (OP)
A bouquet of flowers. Hand-picked according to your allergies.
>"It's a local delicacy!"
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:43 PM No.42360527
>>42360513
Where's the fart joke?
Replies: >>42360536
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:58:48 PM No.42360536
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1739498559293466
md5: 816487267846f10a11f076183f417c4e๐Ÿ”
>>42360527
I don't do that ALL the time.
Replies: >>42360542
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:00:04 AM No.42360542
>>42360536
Say the line, Poochiefag!
Replies: >>42360558
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:04:22 AM No.42360558
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1724333066365230
md5: 029d7e2a644420840b8c7a253758a99b๐Ÿ”
>>42360542
Suck my dick, bitch.
Replies: >>42360585
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:10:44 AM No.42360585
>>42360558
Let me be more clear:
Say the line, Fart!
Replies: >>42360588 >>42360611
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:12:25 AM No.42360588
>>42360585
That doesn't even make grammatical sense, nigger. I don't convene with ESL's, so this fartfag is out.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:13:40 AM No.42360595
>>42360588
>He doesn't know
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:20:20 AM No.42360611
1727735457053
1727735457053
md5: 0909986f8949cb8768f6411493cc0522๐Ÿ”
>>42360585
Enjoy your new body, foul mouth.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:44:48 AM No.42360701
>>42360355 (OP)
Discord's cloaca full of Fluttershy's cum, obviously.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:50:53 AM No.42360730
>>42360493
I'm 37 and my mom still wipes my ass for me.
Replies: >>42360982
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:52:15 AM No.42360736
>>42360355 (OP)
Yeah I would never take a bet with that rat Discord.
That nigger would cheat even if I won.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:06:04 AM No.42360806
how about raw reality, you ugly jewish piece of cartoon shit?
>I reach my hand into his ugly stupid cartoon head, and rip away his meat filter, just for a moment
>he experiences everything but without coherency, he experiences existence in itself without structure, infinite chaos, the very essence of wrongness
>bring him back
>his screaming lasts for days before going catatonic
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:13:37 AM No.42360830
oh sorry I didn't fully read your gay thread.
I just hate this ugly jewish faggot abomination and want him to suffer in this life before he goes to the same hell we all do. yeah, discord is just as real as me and you. not at all.
this is all a dream, a fleeting bubble of coherency before the infinite terror of death.
the truth, and the only real truth, is that this meat hardware and this abstract fantasy world will not last, we all return to the state of horrific wrongness that just is.
thank you for reading stupid goy.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:16 AM No.42360871
>>42360355 (OP)
Omelette du Fromage
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:34:27 AM No.42360930
>>42360355 (OP)
British food
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:37:01 AM No.42360946
>>42360392
Anon, I appreciate your attempt to disguise your fetish, but it failed miserably.

I'd still take it though
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:43:50 AM No.42360971
>>42360513
Why does this look like something the Omega Mart would sell?
Replies: >>42360990
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:45:41 AM No.42360982
>>42360493
>>42360730
Same
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:00 AM No.42360990
>>42360971
Discord works for Omega Mart part time.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:07:45 AM No.42361283
889227-21113
889227-21113
md5: 083d4316267e3b2dee3ed6b8923cf38b๐Ÿ”
>>42360355 (OP)
with shells
Replies: >>42361703
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:13:56 AM No.42361297
skub
skub
md5: afeba32b09adf418027d68ee64694606๐Ÿ”
>>42360355 (OP)
Replies: >>42361421
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:43:17 AM No.42361421
>>42361297
I didn't know Discord had such good taste.
Replies: >>42361692
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:38:20 AM No.42361692
>>42361421
*bad taste
FTFY
Replies: >>42361720
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:42:21 AM No.42361703
>>42361283
Donโ€™t some people boil the eggs and use the shells as serving dishes?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:46:48 AM No.42361720
>>42361692
>anti-skub fags bitching yet again
I bet you're also a flutterfag
Replies: >>42362191
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:29:37 AM No.42362191
>>42361720
>t. pro-skub twifag
You have no grounds for judging me.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:30:24 AM No.42362195
IMG_1398
IMG_1398
md5: 6be4d6be9332e3a601b9ba4dbcfdcf12๐Ÿ”
>>42360355 (OP)
Brown
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:31:27 AM No.42362201
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md5: 3307be91542e35a7412503af8dcb92d8๐Ÿ”
>there are skubrats on my board
cringe
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:34 PM No.42363194
>>42360355 (OP)
Pasta
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:39 PM No.42363642
>>42360355 (OP)
Probably something that will kill me.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:46:54 PM No.42363698
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md5: 3a95b9566e490d6f4293268a1d5298bc๐Ÿ”
>>42360474
Discords gonna serve you the sink steak
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:49:19 PM No.42363708
>>42360588
how fucking stupid are you, holy shit
Replies: >>42363743
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:00:16 PM No.42363743
>>42363708
Sorry I don't watch The Muttsons. Try getting better taste in media, brownoid.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:15:27 PM No.42363803
>>42360355 (OP)
a really, really oily pizza
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:29:05 PM No.42363861
horse meat
Replies: >>42363922
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:43:17 PM No.42363922
>>42363861
You mean Discord's veiny "horse meat"?
Replies: >>42364326
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:47:25 PM No.42364326
>>42363922
Discord would totally make a pizza and slice his dick into pepperoni slices, and then make fun of you for eating his dick.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:25:29 AM No.42365373
>>42360355 (OP)
A cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.