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Anonymous No.42360355 >>42360367 >>42360375 >>42360392 >>42360408 >>42360426 >>42360457 >>42360460 >>42360488 >>42360513 >>42360515 >>42360701 >>42360736 >>42360871 >>42360930 >>42361283 >>42361297 >>42362195 >>42363194 >>42363642 >>42363803 >>42365373
You lost a bet and now you have to eat whatever chef Discord prepares.
What's on the menu Anons?
Anonymous No.42360367 >>42360370
>>42360355 (OP)
Fluttershy's pussy full of his cum, obviously.
Anonymous No.42360370
>>42360367
>"Oh my... I didn't know this meal would be so... saucy"
Anonymous No.42360375 >>42360495
>>42360355 (OP)
A tube of toothpaste with a glass of orange juice.
Anonymous No.42360392 >>42360455 >>42360458 >>42360946
>>42360355 (OP)
Probably some sort of food that can turn us into a girl.

He is chaos after all, what is more chaotic that turning anons into cute girls?
Anonymous No.42360408 >>42360464
>>42360355 (OP)
pilk
Anonymous No.42360418 >>42360474
I wish I saved some /ck/ webms for this thread
Anonymous No.42360426
>>42360355 (OP)
Anonymous No.42360455
>>42360392
fag
Anonymous No.42360457
>>42360355 (OP)
Something good or else I'll tell Fluttershy.
Anonymous No.42360458
>>42360392
inb4 Strawberry Sunrise
Anonymous No.42360460
>>42360355 (OP)
A piping hot bowl of gutter water from the 5th dimension, courtesy of his buddy Mr. Mxy.
Anonymous No.42360464
>>42360408
Ugh. Reminds me of an ad for a gross new type of food I saw today: chocolate potato chips.
Anonymous No.42360474 >>42360486 >>42360490 >>42363698
>>42360418
Gotchu, sempai.
Anonymous No.42360486
>>42360474
thank you for the delicious garbage chicken discord-sama
Anonymous No.42360488
>>42360355 (OP)
Deep-fried ice. He'll even let you dump it in the fryer yourself.
Anonymous No.42360490 >>42360501
>>42360474
Post one of the webm's of those zesty ahh black dudes.
Anonymous No.42360493 >>42360496 >>42360730 >>42360982
Any other brony here PROUD of not knowing how to cook? I have my mother cook for me whatever I want. I have always seen men who cook as stupid or female brained, real men don't cook
Anonymous No.42360495
>>42360375
They both taste like chocolate cake.
Anonymous No.42360496
>>42360493
Real men eat cereal and hot pockets 4 times a day.
Anonymous No.42360501
>>42360490
Coming right up, my starving ziggerlover.
Anonymous No.42360513 >>42360527 >>42360971
>>42360355 (OP)
Anonymous No.42360515
>>42360355 (OP)
A bouquet of flowers. Hand-picked according to your allergies.
>"It's a local delicacy!"
Anonymous No.42360527 >>42360536
>>42360513
Where's the fart joke?
Anonymous No.42360536 >>42360542
>>42360527
I don't do that ALL the time.
Anonymous No.42360542 >>42360558
>>42360536
Say the line, Poochiefag!
Anonymous No.42360558 >>42360585
>>42360542
Suck my dick, bitch.
Anonymous No.42360585 >>42360588 >>42360611
>>42360558
Let me be more clear:
Say the line, Fart!
Anonymous No.42360588 >>42360595 >>42363708
>>42360585
That doesn't even make grammatical sense, nigger. I don't convene with ESL's, so this fartfag is out.
Anonymous No.42360595
>>42360588
>He doesn't know
Anonymous No.42360611
>>42360585
Enjoy your new body, foul mouth.
Anonymous No.42360701
>>42360355 (OP)
Discord's cloaca full of Fluttershy's cum, obviously.
Anonymous No.42360730 >>42360982
>>42360493
I'm 37 and my mom still wipes my ass for me.
Anonymous No.42360736
>>42360355 (OP)
Yeah I would never take a bet with that rat Discord.
That nigger would cheat even if I won.
Anonymous No.42360806
how about raw reality, you ugly jewish piece of cartoon shit?
>I reach my hand into his ugly stupid cartoon head, and rip away his meat filter, just for a moment
>he experiences everything but without coherency, he experiences existence in itself without structure, infinite chaos, the very essence of wrongness
>bring him back
>his screaming lasts for days before going catatonic
Anonymous No.42360830
oh sorry I didn't fully read your gay thread.
I just hate this ugly jewish faggot abomination and want him to suffer in this life before he goes to the same hell we all do. yeah, discord is just as real as me and you. not at all.
this is all a dream, a fleeting bubble of coherency before the infinite terror of death.
the truth, and the only real truth, is that this meat hardware and this abstract fantasy world will not last, we all return to the state of horrific wrongness that just is.
thank you for reading stupid goy.
Anonymous No.42360871
>>42360355 (OP)
Omelette du Fromage
Anonymous No.42360930
>>42360355 (OP)
British food
Anonymous No.42360946
>>42360392
Anon, I appreciate your attempt to disguise your fetish, but it failed miserably.

I'd still take it though
Anonymous No.42360971 >>42360990
>>42360513
Why does this look like something the Omega Mart would sell?
Anonymous No.42360982
>>42360493
>>42360730
Same
Anonymous No.42360990
>>42360971
Discord works for Omega Mart part time.
Anonymous No.42361283 >>42361703
>>42360355 (OP)
with shells
Anonymous No.42361297 >>42361421
>>42360355 (OP)
Anonymous No.42361421 >>42361692
>>42361297
I didn't know Discord had such good taste.
Anonymous No.42361692 >>42361720
>>42361421
*bad taste
FTFY
Anonymous No.42361703
>>42361283
Don’t some people boil the eggs and use the shells as serving dishes?
Anonymous No.42361720 >>42362191
>>42361692
>anti-skub fags bitching yet again
I bet you're also a flutterfag
Anonymous No.42362191
>>42361720
>t. pro-skub twifag
You have no grounds for judging me.
Anonymous No.42362195
>>42360355 (OP)
Brown
Anonymous No.42362201
>there are skubrats on my board
cringe
Anonymous No.42363194
>>42360355 (OP)
Pasta
Anonymous No.42363642
>>42360355 (OP)
Probably something that will kill me.
Anonymous No.42363698
>>42360474
Discords gonna serve you the sink steak
Anonymous No.42363708 >>42363743
>>42360588
how fucking stupid are you, holy shit
Anonymous No.42363743
>>42363708
Sorry I don't watch The Muttsons. Try getting better taste in media, brownoid.
Anonymous No.42363803
>>42360355 (OP)
a really, really oily pizza
Anonymous No.42363861 >>42363922
horse meat
Anonymous No.42363922 >>42364326
>>42363861
You mean Discord's veiny "horse meat"?
Anonymous No.42364326
>>42363922
Discord would totally make a pizza and slice his dick into pepperoni slices, and then make fun of you for eating his dick.
Anonymous No.42365373
>>42360355 (OP)
A cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.