Rarity Edition
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Previous Thread: >>42353677

First for my wife!~

>stallions
i sleep
>mares
REAL SHIT??

What did my Wife (Male) mean byu this?

stimming with soarin's 2 incher

>>42360901
Honestly I can't help but have some respect for you taking the time to make this.

>>42360909
How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, gay man?

>>42360893 (OP)
Buy an ad you fucking shill.

Also a new one, might make one for the stallions later. Or the Princesses.

>>42360917
The last twixie episode and the arinos movie already disproves this theory as Flawless is shown to be sexually attracted to both of her mothers.
And Arinos is stated to be homosexual.

>>42360918
grrrrr i'm so angwy gwwwwww

>>42360907
>Melted ass ugly Mari who scares children and seethes at stallions (Despite being manipulated, used and abused by Mares)
>Trixie who is balding (In multiple spots in her 20's), Ugly and Sharting bloody Diarrhea
>FATULANCE who has an incest kink
>Frumpy ass Twilight

>>42360926
>Fluttershy posting this
Reminder that Flutters was the FIRST and perhaps ONLY member of the Mane 6 to get infected

>>42360917
She (HE) is my wife. Flawless can have Mary. Looks enough like her mum.
>>42360923
Tamers came to me in a dream and told me to marry Arinos

>>42360931
They went after her because she has the fattest ass

>>42360914
Thanks, bitch.

do you guys think there will be mpreg in future episodes

>>42360970
this straight boy looks really kissable...

>>42360909
making this post now because i think your wifesband is a cop now

>>42360976
I'm gonna laugh over all this speculation when it's just revealed to be regular ol' Soarin' under that suit.

>>42361009
well it's all in good fun, though I think the obvious answer is actually Shining Armour/Gleaming Shield
The disparity in hoof colour could actually be medical gloves to avoid contact with the infected, that's my second theory

I haven't been following tamers, why is Shining a princess now and why is Cadence a stallion?

>>42360893 (OP)
Just baked some cookies. Chocolate chip. And before you ask: Yeah, they're freakin DELICIOUS. This concludes my blogpost.

>>42361022
Did you put MSG in them? I heard that makes them taste good.

>>42361009
She (HE) will trust the plan. Tamers told me my Wife (Stallion) Will make a big appearance soon this was revealed to me in a dream sent by Tamers-sama

>>42361027
I don't have any MSG, I'm just a sweet tooth. Now I must put the rest of the cookies in the freezer to chill so that they harden up nicely. I love to gnaw on a chocolate chip hardtack.

>>42361031
Tamers also came to me in a dream. He said Arinos is gonna get infected. Sorry bro. Also he said i'm super based and cool.

>>42361038
You're making me want some of those chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches right now.

>>42360976
if it's arinos, where is his horn ?

Reminder that if you like Arinos, you have shit taste. Stallion drama cucks can get fucked.

>>42361051
You say as you post one half of the no-fun-allowed lesbian drama llama club

ArinosXFlawless is the endgame trust me

>>42361051
whoops forgot my flair haha

>>42361058
Arinos is gay though.

>>42361061
Not me.

>>42360917
Flawless x Arinos is hot. They are on the same wavelength. Neither of them experience time linearly.

>>42361043
No Tamers12345 came to me and only me in a dream. You must have gotten NegaTamers54321 he's the evil brother of him...
>>42361049
She (He) can change form remember
>>42361051
Keep my Wife (Stallion) name out of your mouth you brappy bitch
>>42361058
It's Arinos x Me

All mares are lesbian. all stallions are gay.

They only become straight when they see a human male.

I want Starlight to kill all of the stallions and then kill all of the human men.

>>42361078
Starlight keeps me alive as her toilet slave and all purpose slave, because she loves taking advantage of a big dumb ape that's supposedly an "apex predator" it gives her a big thrill. Mari kicks me in the balls a lot.

Also, stop pretending to be me, bitch.

I HATE STARLIGHT AND I NEVER WANT HER TO BRAP AGAIN I RENOUNCE EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE. I AM HEREBY SWITCHING MY WAIFU TO ARINOS. ALL HAIL HIS CLOWNLY BRAPS.

>>42361103
Thats my wife (Stallion), find somepony else

>>42361049
>if it's arinos, where is his horn ?
Since he's in full Soarin, he'll have Soarin's horn length meaning it'll be easy to conceal under the hood.

>>42361103
I would never ever never ever say this. Glimmy is my number one forever and forever. Fuck off, bitch.

>>42361110
shut the FUCK up hugh or wykkyd or whatever the hell you are

>>42360926
Why exactly is Mari misandrist? Was it really just because of her father? Because Tamers is a guy and pulling the strings?

>>42361110
He needs to draw her eyes so the lil evil glare is actually a heart

Arinosfag here I just want to apologize for being gay. I am straight now and waifu Flawless who is much superior you see i chose the Twilight flag as it's the closest we have to a Flawless one.

>>42361115
It's GlimmyGOD, get it right and stop lumping me in with losers. I'm a BIGLY winner.

>>42361120
I WOULD NEVER BETRAY MY WIFE (MALE) FOR FLATULANCE!!!!

>>42361128
yeah you won bigly
you won at being a BIGLY LOSER LMAOOOO

I do NOT want to impregnate Chrysalis not on a plane not a train not while in Spain.

>>42361139
Take that back, bitch.

>>42361147
your mare is so awful the only way she can succeed is by taking advantage of mares with three hooves in the grave lmao no wonder glimglam stinks like POOP shes hangs around graveyards all day LMAOOO

I hate Rarity and always have. She is so fucking weak definitely in the top 3 weakest ponies unlike Flawless

>>42360901
your shit sucks so i reported it lol i was faking it earlier i have no respect for you

Mari~

[Spoiler] I'm developing Glimmer fatigue. I missed the memo before but now I realize that Starlight herself was never the problem, it was her fans spamming the fuck out of her [/spoiler]

>>42361139
Damn she looking chunky here ngl

>>42361154
My mare is in the upper echelon of mares though.

>>42361157
>he says while posting the same exact .webm over and over
Pot meet kettle or whatever.

>>42361154
why did tamers create such a pathetic creature

>>42361155
Rarity is iconic you stupid bitch. Obviously you need a good dragging slut

>>42361166
She will be redeemed

Soarin Kierkegaard

TALK ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42361177
Ok Fatulance

>>42361166
I'd love it if Mari got Kreia-pilled after realizing that Stallions aren't the real issue goes after magic itself.

>>42361173
An eternity alone did this to him

/co/ having another breakdown...

>>42361189
he decided to spend an eternity writing about christian existentialism rather than being with braeburn

>>42361191
they cant go a day without throwing a tantrum

>>42361109
Holy shit!

>>42361191
I paid the thread a visit and i bring back the only cool thing posted in it(380 posts of bitching, btw)

https://app.koofr.net/links/44472ace-b0c8-4961-9beb-2de804c01e30?path=%2FTamers%20Videos%2FUNKNOWN%20UPLOAD%20DATES

VERY old Tamers videos that were thought to be forever lost.

I want to protect her smile!

>>42361204
I really wanted to give her a big whole hug during this scene, shit wasn't right. Thank God Glimmy was with her the second time she was getting publicly humiliated, Mayor Mare got was coming to her.

>>42361165
Hey fair enough but that's one WEBM versus the dozens of glimmer posts that are single handedly causing thread to reach bump limit within a day

>>42361208
>single handedly
>"Dozens" in a thread that hits bump limit at 500
Okay, we'll just ignore Carlos and other bad actos spamming and false flaggers starting flame wars for funsies. Or the hundreds of other posts that aren't me.

>>42361212
Why is she always evil?

>>42361157
I love this webm

>>42361213
It's fun(For her).

Don't worry boys, another nuke attack on Tamers channel will happen again real soon.

3 days for Stallion Kino

>>42361234
I got two 4lokos at the ready. Gonna order a pizza too, a 7-11 3 cheese.

>>42360926
Shut up you stupid yellow horse, you're not even important enough to be chinese.

>>42361234
I know this episode is gonna really put the toxic in toxic yaoi, but also I hope that everything turns out okay for them in the end because I want them both to be happy

So basically I'm FUCKING PUMPED

>>42361245
How do you think Apple Bottom will react if he finds out Care Package killed him?

>>42361212
I just went back into the previous thread and counted my posts. 52 in total, around 10% of the thread. Of that 52, only 30 were about Glimmer explicitly. That's 6%~ of the entire thread. The thread before last thread i posted a total of 38 times, 7%~ of the thread, 15 of which were explicitly about Glimmy which would be 3% of the entire thread.

Here's a picture of you being a bitch over 3-6% percent of posts in a 500 post bump limit thread. Oh wait i don't save shit that ugly and retarded, here's a cute Glimmy pic instead.

>>42361233
Tamers is going to have the Sonic Underground world destroyed in the Tournament of Power and you SUfags will have deserved it.

>>42361258
I simply can't guess
maybe Braeburn says it out of concern for Apple Split's future, projecting his experiences with getting away from Big Mac's abuse onto Apple Split and Care Package's crazy bitches dynamic

I see two reactions that Apple Split'll have:
1. He'll think it's incredibly hot, and want to get killed again and have Soarin revert it again
2. He'll think it's incredibly hot, and want to kill Care Package himself and have Soarin revert it

>>42361258
Just realised I responded to "how do you think Apple Split will find out about it"
Prior to the trailer I honestly thought that, against what everyone assumes, Apple Split was actually excited for or in favour of being killed by Care Package on a depraved level. I think in my mind it was this mixture of the honeymoon of new love mixed with the untamed and deadly passion of Apple and Care. Tamers himself said Apple would enjoy being killed and Care Package professed to that much. In fact I had assumed "on top of the world" was on some level a callback to the first applepackage episode. To a lesser extent I still think that it was still an especially horny and love crazed Care Package that repeated what they did with their dad but in different circumstances, lashing out and killing Apple because he couldn't contain his love/lust only to regret it after.
I also thought Care Package had made peace with everything that happened himself. He cherishes his independence but he also very missed having a guiding force in his life, and who better than Soarin his childhood idol and new brother in law to go from being at Care Package's mercy to being another much needed regulator on his behaviour and showing both understanding and authority. (This shit warms my heart like you wouldn't believe, Care Package going from wanting to prove he can control Soarin to Soarin intervening and showing Care the same understanding that Apple showed Care when Apple decided to dominate Care Package when he was freaking out).

As for what will happen now, honestly the other anon has described a good spread of options but I don't think Soarin would reverse either scenario. I think that in a more reflective mindset Apple Bottom will assert themselves but slowly be broken down by Apple Split and Care Package to return to their relationship. Arguably this could be toxic manipulation, but also both Care Package and Apple Split/Bottom are serial killers and abusive manipulation might just be part of their love language in a way that just wouldn't work in other relationships. Or, crazier still, Care Package might just apologise outright in a meaningful way and start choosing to address Apple Split by their preferred name. Of course, there's no telling until the day!

As far as im concerned this entire thread is spam fucking get this groomer shit off my board and stop making other threads niggers this is your containment you hear? That means you stay in here faggots

>>42361343
>their preferred name
Source?

>>42361355
Are you ban evading again faggot? Also we can do whatever the fuck we want and the more it angers you the better as it increases the odds of you dying from stress.

>>42361362
Braeburn's phone and the fact that since Apple Split is in the driver's seat the majority of the time with Care Package it would nominally be their preferred name (hence Apple complaining about it)

For the record, Care Package called him Apple Split at the end of Infection, but it was only in his mind while imagining talking to his adoptive father

What's with the voices in the music during the dinner scene with Glimmer? Is it some sort of audio jungle prevention?
>>42361166
She ain't the first that's for sure.

>>42361396
He's had to warp/muffle the music multiple times because it gets the video claimed, the same thing happened to the lemonade stand video's ED song

>>42361391
He does and I completely forgot that but it's going to fucking wrench my heart seeing Care Package go through this. Credit to Tamers for writing it, this shit move my soul.
Maybe after all of this is done Apple will take it a step further and talk to Care Package about the fact they want to be his girlfriend but I suppose with so much already on the line for both of them I shouldn't ask for all the dramatic twists in one episode.

>>42361415

>>42361418
Fucking Jewish copyright shit. The song in the beginning scenes of Flawless Farts got removed too. If his new channel ever gets deleted its gonna be over this shit I guarantee it.

Pic related, me strangling the CEO of Judaism.

>>42361118
>Was it really just because of her father?
You have to remember that while mares outnumber stallion a thousand to one, stallions still carry power just for men men. Almost all of the mares aside from royalty seem to be part of the underclass. Now compared to stallions like Blueblood, Shining, Soarin, Night light, Jackpot. The vast majority of Stallions we've met are portrayed as upmost specimens and even have stallions and mares swooning over them. There also Starlight, where if what she said was true, and she has no reason to lie, then just a few years prior to the current timeline, Stallions made up a whole 51% of pony kind. In other words, Equestria was much MUCH closer to how the human world is portrayed in Sonic underground. Marionette, and everyone else probably experienced many things that led to stallions and mares growing such a deep seated hatred for the other side. It would also explain why they stick to their own groups and straights eventually became the minority.

I checked out the archive for that Tamers /co/ thread it seems there are some sane individuals there.

>>42361437
>me beating the shit out of the CFO of Kikery

@42361444
>posting your own off-board comments

>>42361444
TRIPS OF TRVTHNVKE

>>42361456
I haven't been on /co/ in over a year aside from looking at this archive.
Also go back.

>i literally haven't been on this board for years
>but i just so happened to find a post from 1 hour ago that "coincidentally" aligns with my views
you one of them there retards i keep hearing about, sonny boy?

I'm not saying tamers isn't putting in effort into his vids, but man is it a treat whenever he draws properly. I guess proper isn't the right word considering his origins but the sentiment remains the same.

>>42361478
I think you mean "invests more time in certain stills to create pieces better than his necessarily hastily-drawn images to meet his self-appointed biweekly deadliness".

>>42361478
It's more like Tamers is the most extreme version of drawing characters off model for emotions and gags. He's always putting effort in but it's entirely down to him if he wants to make things look silly, serious, or sexy.

>>42361486
Yea that's it. Even his scribbles still bring me joy.

>>42361471
I only went there cus people in this general kept talking about it and yes it doesn't take long to scroll through the thread and skim replies.

>>42361478
I enjoy both his detailed art and his funny scribbly art.

>>42361449
>me assaulting the snot out of the Secretary of the Talmud

>>42361503
>me silencing the Board of Directors of the Synagogue of Satan

Poopy butts
Farts
Scribbles
These are the three pillars that make a video a tamers video. But what happens if he makes an episode with no farts, poopy butts, and on-model art? That almost happened in Death of Trixie Lulamoon and that's my fave vid..

>>42361497
It takes 10 years of drawing bartleby to be able to scribble this well

>>42361343
This reminds me of the two gay cannibals who met online with one of them consenting to being killed and eaten.

>>42361544
love wins!!!!!
but yeah that's one of the reasons I find applepackage so fascinating and relate to them a good bit because i'm also an autistic sicko looking for an autistic sicko to fuck me in the ass, mutilate me, and cuddle me and tell me it's all gonna be ok

>>42361236
filthy

>>42361518
>me gassing the VP of Jewish Marketing and Goyim Outreach

>>42361568
Shut your mouth, hoe. Or you're viable to get a lungful of my post 4loko/pizza brappies.

>>42361236
the correct way to watch tamers

>>42361132
why call him your wife when he is a very cute boy
https://files.catbox.moe/d1wkld.png

>>42361564
I haven't thought of pony gore since I listened to Sweet Apple Massacre during lunch

>>42361643
FINALLY
poor arinos it's been gay as fuck and yet hasn't even gotten to do buttstuff
now finally justice

>>42361437
im tired of copyright jews taking down every PMV. the internet is becoming more and more of a soulless place every day because of them.

>>42361643
now draw him pregnant

peak tamers

>>42361764
The SU star wars episode was great. Yoda accusing Mace of being on the dark side was fucking hilarious

>>42361258
I was gonna ask the same thing
I think Apple Bottom will forgive him

>>42361687
i would not want to do butt stuff with sorarin and apple bottom/split's butt baby
https://files.catbox.moe/po52bo.png

>>42361700

Just 2 (two) more days until the movie.

>>42360827
>>42359961
How did tamers get Glimmer's TTS voice to be so good? Its expressive and hits the perfect tones for the mood.
>Look around, no one else chased after you did they? You poor thing.
>They laughed when they saw the real you, but I didn't; because to me, you'll always be the prettiest little Marionette in the world.
>Look how still you are, you're so quiet, like a little wind-up toy that forgot how to move. I love that about you. You always let me pose you however I want...
>My beautiful broken little doll~

>>42360917
This would be too based which is why it can't happen.

>>42360926
>FATULANCE who has an incest kink
I think you're genuinely misunderstanding something

>>42362320
He just got lucky there was one that was close to her voice.

>>42362236
Thank you anon

>>42362356
Any idea what the program is

>>42362453
nope!

I found a free Stizzy with a cart in my local Grocery Outlet's parking lot and I'm fucking flying.

>>42361157
Quick pro 4channer tip: don't space spoiler tags

>>42362523
grail. would care package be geeked off a stiiizy

>>42362594
Nah, he would be mellow when he's high. Just don't bring up that he's a murderer because whe n would have a panic attack thinking that the ghosts of his victims we're eventually going to come after him.

This thread lack Chryssy

>>42362881
tamers isnt giving more of the Chryssy content the people really want (pic related because he only knows normie straightfag jokes and memes from medial and not at all what an actual straight relationship is like.

>>42361643
>>42362236
HOW DID YOU GET THESE NUDES OF MY WIFE (STALLION)

>Zonkpunch subscribed to Tamers patreon

>>42363064
as is Braeburnd and Tiarawhy
stupid newfag, lrn2rd

>>42363070
Yeah, but that was recent and he is a popular porn artist

>me waking up and immediately going into the Tamers general to post about my wife and to theory craft about mare farts and stallion butts

>>42363130

>>42363169
I've actually been up over an hour, i hate having to wake up at the crack of dawn.

Mari doesn't even like Marina.
She's more of a Kota Hoshino fan
https://youtu.be/lz7ohfQ9ah8?si=YZxqyOjTutfE4aBJ

>>42363050
He is literally a giga slut

>>42363259
She (he) has been pretending. She's (he's) only been with me

I love how when Soarin talks to CareShittage mid sentence he stops and lets out a fat one

>>42363287
Kill that thing
Kill it now

>>42363359
>Care Shittage
Care Shat-age would rhyme better.
As in "I shat my pants" which is what a British person would say where an American might say "i shit my pants", which is of course relevant because Care Package is British.

Okay gays, the straight men are waking up, it's time for you to go back to your containment Discord instead of ruining another perfectly good Tamers thread with your lies and accusations of Tamers being gay or some shit.

>>42363409
Nah, they can stay. It's the faggots who make the "old tamer/nu tamer" arguments.

>me on my way to bump the Tamers general(it's on page 1)

>>42363483
damn how fat is that bitch

>>42363493
Most of it goes to her two volleyball sized ass cheeks. Trixie is so lucky she gets to tap that every night.

>>42363365
LEAVE MY WIFE (MALE) ALONE FAGGOT HOMOSEXUAL!

>>42363493
That bitch's got a butt like two big bowls of grape Jell-O. Give it a smack and that shit won't stop shakin' 'til come Christmas time

>>42363493
Bitch built like Grimace lmao

>>42360907
>>mares (slice of life with no drama and or overly sexual situations and every character can get brutalized or suffer and aren't treated like a fragile piece of glass (trixie/flawless))
>REAL SHIT??

fixed it

>>42363493
God damn. I hate to see her come, but do i love to see that bitch go.

>>42363493
tracers12345...

tamers became a gay furry after death of twilight sparkle.

Glimmer, my wife is.

フラレス、私の娘は

>>42363664
Based. But I wonder if there are actually any Jap Tamersfrens.

>>42363624
the g5 episode was the true warning
>deceiving tittle and thumbnail (tried to be honest but returned it once he saw it wasn't getting the views)
>characters dynamics and tropes are the same as the g4 ponies
>the jokes are all flat
>the "drama" or serious moments are boring and go on for too long
>the start of twilight and trixie's relationship only being about sex and then sex again
>wasting a bunch of the episode in some pointless b plot or lore (zipp's flashback)
>characters are underused and mostly focuses on two of them resulting in boring and predictable dialogue

>>42363689
It was still funny

There are two distinct Tamers12345 fans
Ones who enjoy his content
The others who enjoy tamers

>>42363673
I thought asians watch his edited premieres on bilibili or whatever it's called.

>>42363719
Those are chinks, I'm talking about the Japanese specifically.

>>42363712
He camer to me in a dream mpregged

>>42363736
Then what do nips use, niconico?

>>42363752
Yeah. You just reminded me I had that installed on my phone. I tried looking up Tamers but I couldn't find anything.

They link up

>>42363624
The guy drawing homosexual anthro hedgehogs for ten years became a gay furry?

>>42363783
kek

>>42363689
that episode sucked but it still had some funny moments

>>42362236
I feel like Arinos inherited Soarin's micropenis, no pony looking like that has an average sized dick.

>>42363777
This picture reminds me of me and my cousin. We're both autistic.

>>42363689
Zipps backstory was probably the hardest I've laughed for all of tamers

>>42363689
That episode was funny though, also it was sexy. It's the only piece of G5 content I've ever liked.

>>42363689
>wasting a bunch of the episode in some pointless b plot or lore (zipp's flashback)
Jesus you have shit taste, that segment is hilarious.

>>42364130
How's his relationship with his mom? I heard she backs him up 100%

>>42363689
The G5 episode was funny and good the whole way through.

>>42364216
Lol yeah its the funniest bit in the entirety of Tamers.

>>42364286
>that segment is hilarious
where in that sentence does it say it was unfunny? you fags are actually retarded

>>42364395
>uhmm actually I um thought it was funny despite calling it pointless and a waste of time-
Shut the fuck up you troglodyte

>>42364395
kill yourself

What would (you) do in this situation?

>>42364480
Accept it and then simply not go on the mission once we leave the castle.
Carrot Top is still alive regardless so it worked out.

>>42363689
I rewatched this episode, and it's seriously top tier Tamers. It has a good combination of jokes and melodrama.
>>42364386
Childhood flashback scenes are peak Tamers. The Scootaloo flashback in the Hometown Buffet is another good example.

>>42364423
they aren't mutually exclusive, retard
>>42364509
>peak tamers
>melodrama
not even close, thats some real shit taste there
the scootaloo flashback was much better because it was funny and plot important unlike zipp's that can be skipped and nothing is missing

>>42364395
If it's funny then it's not a waste, dumbass.

>>42364656
fun is a buzzword

TWO DAYS FOR STALLION KINO

Any guesses on who the mystery nigga is?

>>42364736
hope it's not just another Soarin, but it's all I'm thinking off

>>42364748
Multiple Soarin's is thematically correct and Tamers is brilliant for having so many different Soarin's running around. No other piece of fiction captures the struggles of being a gay guy and developing multiple "faces" because so many aspects of ourselves are constantly suppressed. If only the hetero world would be less hateful then we wouldn't feel like Soarin, or Friendship, or Arinos. We could just be ourselves.

What the fuck is a pre-Lisa

>>42364736
I'm saying its Arinos >>42360976

>>42364767
Lisa was the pop star who started the Labubu fascination when she had a Labubu chain on her bag.

>>42364736
He's a Soarin and Big Mac fusion.

>>42363517
The fuck was this one from

>>42364763
don't lie anon, you don't care about the morals, you just want more gay old stallions running around kissing and hugging each other don't you?

>>42364834
Heheh, well, if that's just a consequence of him telling a good story, hah, then I'm all for it, heh!

>>42364840
sincerely agreed
I love how Tamers does stallions I want to kiss all of them they're so soft and cute (except for Shining Armour but Trixie deleted him, ensuring all remaining stallions are cute and datable)

Imagine if tamers brought the trans trixie into canon...

>>42364897
He certainly brought some kind of trans Trixie into canon.

>>42364395
retarded nigger alert

>>42364908
Not what that was

remember how pretty mari used to be...

>>42364947
You're right gender identity is a lot more nuanced than that, Trixie might just prefer he/him pronouns.

>>42364956
you instead made me remember how good tamers used to be...

>>42364736
Arinos

>>42364908
>Trixie has white wings
>Mari has black wings

>>42365005
Trixie is a misogynist
Mari is a misandrist

>>42361279
idk why ppl pretend to like the sonic shit, ppl just want to be different ig

>>42364908
Trixie, Derpy, and Alicorn Twilight are FUTA, Unicorn twilight isnt

>>42365080
I know this is a shitpost but also as someone who only started watching because of pony and then went back to watch SU the knowledge of what Tamers would create makes seeing what he did create make a lot of sense. He was trying to be funny but all of the people saying SU had no melodrama just intentionally blinded themselves to the times he was trying to make it work with his limited faculties. It's been kino from day 1 if you give it a chance.

>>42365139
Care Package is a futa

Bababooey

>>42365288
I dont want to cry while watching tamers.

>>42365288
Good choice of music

>>42365295
I do.

>t. legitimately almost cried during the Flora's Bakery scene where Manic told her to let go of trying to salvage her and her sister's relationship

Also Tamers draws baby ponies really cute. I can't wait for the Flurry Heart vs Changeling nigger baby who I forgot the name of.

>>42365318
We named her Aspis (Asspiss).

>>42365318
>>t. legitimately almost cried during the Flora's Bakery scene where Manic told her to let go of trying to salvage her and her sister's relationship
YOU'VE GOT TO BE A GAY BOTTOM

>>42365463
And you are a useless bottom

>>42365463
That shit just hit me really hard at the time, I was trying to salvage a friendship and I ultimately just had to let it go. Sucks since I knew the guy for for 18+years and he was my best friend since i was a poopy baby bitch... but that's how it be on this bitch of an Earth.

You wish I was gay though.

>>42365494
Imagine if we had hardcore gay sex... Wouldn't that be so funny! Haha!

Imagine if we all had hardcore gay sex... Wouldn't that be funny!

>>42363064
How do you know it's zonkpunch? Brad Pitt is also in the ending credits.

>>42365494
That episode motivated me to break up with whom I thought was the woman of my dreams after I came to terms that she's always going to put her career before anyone else. A real Rainbow Dash kind of girl.

>>42365513
No, bitch. I don't want penis in between my hairy white ass cheeks.

>>42365535
Then your not a true tamers12345 fan

>>42365541
I give the man enough money to buy himself 2 old world fanceroni pepperoni's (tax and fees not included) from Little Ceasers every month. I think I qualify as a true blue Tamersfren, bitch.

>>42365552
Sorry but you must have gay sex first to qualify for the tamers12345 fan club

>>42365563
Guess I'll have to take 4 grams of ketamine and PCP to turn myself gay.

>>42365577
Good, bitch.

>>42364908
It's Yin and Yang, dumbass.

>>42360893 (OP)
Braeburn gets horny in the latest episode?

>>42365892
Braeburn got a horn last ep

>>42365898
Which episode exactly, I've seen them all multiple times so Idk how I missed that lol

>>42365563
If you haven't had gay sex with a schizophrenic, then you aren't a true Tamers fan (yes I actually have)

>>42365523
Never ever give up Anon. Matter of fact, Imma call up this bitch I used to be in a toxic abusive relationship with, just for fun

New movie TOMORROW!

>>42365927
Last stallion movie, Infection. It was around the credits

>>42365927
It's kinda silly how obvious it is, though I said "last ep" and not "last braeburn ep" so mea culpa
at the end of infection soarin says to celestia "make my boyfriend gay or i will obliterate you straggot" (slight paraphrasing) and she does that
then brae prop spawns an apple with his mind and he's very proud of himself
https://youtu.be/J9lvpgGwT2g?si=MhD_Cs8ABLye04n7&t=3567

>>42365938
this is horrendous advice do NOT listen to her

>>42365892
Do you think Soarin and Braeburn touch tips?

>>42366065
As much as Soarin acts like hes the man in the relationship, Braeburn absolutely dwarfs his size, so he would be rubbing his all over Soarins in an effort to find it through all that hair

>>42366071
He acts like "the man" because he has to take care of a sex addict in arrested development who feels the need to project their own trauma onto other people. The latter point has gotten worse since after the Hearth's Warming episode, he's going to get himself into shit he won't be able to eat- I mean dig himself out of.

These three will be the main heroes of the Tamers MLP world. Quote me on this.

First group of survivors:
>Twilight
>Rarity
>Big Mac
Second group of survivors:
>Braeburn
>Soarin
>Apple Split
>Care Package (???)
Who will out last the other? Will we get other groups?

>>42366143
The latter group has 2 alicorns in it.

>>42366161
Yeah but the other has Rarity.

>>42366165
Good point.

I just realiezd something. Twilight Velvet's design is literally a hybrid of Twilight and Rarity's designs.

>>42366143
Why is Apple Split's mouth so far from his muzzle? It looks like he has a third eye and it pisses me off.

S W E A T Y

>>42364726
want stallion kisses and hugs

>>42366354
i want to play with care package’s mane

>>42366143
Soarin very nearly can't reach a bad end, but also it seems like time has to play out fully from the perspective of the physical bodies which physically exist within it, meaning that they can all totally die in a fit of retarded backstabbing. It would just get fixed in the next universal iteration, after soarin makes an alteration, but he would be doing that from outside of the perspective of the current timeline. That doesn't help those who exist inside the current timeline. The zombies probably don't even have to do anything for these four to all die.

Meanwhile, I just don't really think anything can put down big mac other than drama, which doesn't seem to be an issue here. Twilight and rartiy are passable and twilight can solve anything sufficiently stupid and complicated that happens. It mostly depends on how strong the infected things are. If they are basically zombies, there's no issue. If they are multiplying teleporting semi-tangible wormhole generators, then nobody stands a chance in a fair and mortal fight in the first place.

>>42366367
i also want this and i want hin to play with my mane and i want to bounce oh his knee

>>42366621
>me writing a 3 word dossier on the thematical excellence of the everpresent side butt

>>42366278
the ability to sweat is how you know a creature was molded by god

ONE DAY FOR STALLION KINO

trixie has a big marecock and it's canon

>>42366778
This but marefarting and mareshitting.

>>42365930
Was the schizophrenic in the room with you?

>>42366965
She's so evil...

>>42367039
How can evil be ao cute and sexy?...

>>42364736
it's rarity, and there's a fresh turd inside that breathing tube

>>42366125
Big Mac is on a quest for his destiny, is he on the path to redemption? Will he find what he's looking for? (A stallion he can cuddle with and wear matching socks)

>one more day until the premiere
I can't stand it any longer. Does anyone know where I can get sleeping pills that can knock you out for a day?

>>42367403
i can get you some if you meet me on the ihop parking lot at night.
we can watch the episode together when you wake up.

>>42366278
S T I N K Y
E
X
Y

Maaaaaan. People really like Mari and Glimglam
https://x.com/WishingScarf/status/1945830848399397159

>>42367473
Here's an image of that X page so no one here has to give it unnecessary views.

marionette has a scar AND a cool jacket, she could probably have any mare she wants.
clearly her relationship with glimmer must be true love.

>>42367479
Stop being a faggot. Unless you're gonna make a webm/gif of the source i don't wanna hear anything else, girly pop

>>42367494
YOUR the faggot, @WishingScarf

>>42367403
Take 4 benadryls.

>>42367524
Was that so hard you autistic fuck?

>>42367444
Sexy stinky nervous Trixie farts, you know these reek of rotten eggs.

How many hits do you think it will take to kill Arinos? The answer is ONE HIT.

>>42367549
Actually yes, X tries as hard as it can to prevent video recordings while it has an open tab.

>>42367559
just download the video dumbass

>>42367563
I don't have a Twitter account you FUCKING RETARD.

>>42367559
Okay. Well you have a nice day.
>>42367554
What a silly mare

I miss my autism lord and my retard lord...

This is a test

how come flawless' parents abandoned her...

my boyfriend has care package autism care package reminds me of him my life is beautiful i love him

Okay dbpony, you can go back to gay gooning on xitter now.

>>42367617
You passed.

F I L L Y G O O

>>42367682
Fuck you Hoe I’m a straight white mare who rapes gay stallions

Ok my top 10 ponies from tamers
1. Arinos (My Wife (Stallion))
2. Rarity
3. Celestia
4. Twilight
5. Trixie
6. Starlight Glimmer
7. Flawless
8. Big Mac
9. Pinkie Pie
10. Luna
What are your guys top 10? Honestly it qwas a super hard ranking I really wanted to put Rainbow Dash, Sweetie belle, Friendship, Apple Bloom, Apple jack and Apple Bottom on the list

>>42367924
1. STARLIGHT GLIMMER MY FARTING WIFE
2. Trixie
3. Celestia
4. Luna
5. Chrysalis
6. Twilight
7. Pinkie Pie
8. Big Mac
9. Cadence
10. Flawless

>>42367931
>Rairty isn't in the list NEVERMIND TOP 3
TRASH

>>42367940
She's funny and all but I just think those ponies are better.

>>42367924
1. Care Package
2. Chrysalis
3. Derpy
4. Rarity
5. Big Mac
6. Luna
7. Jinx
8. Applejack
9. Braeburn
10. Maud Pie

>>42367949
>derpy
Damn, I should've put this thicc retard in my list. There's too many poners I like in TamersMLP to effectively make a top 10.

>>42367924
1. Care package
2. Luna
3. Pinkie
4. Celestia
5. Apple split
6. Rainbow
7. Soarin
8. Braeburn
9. Trixie
10. Twi

>G5 characters MIA
>G3 characters reduced to background cameos
Is it over for them?

>>42368017
They'll have proper screen time again at some point. G5 characters in particular had a future episode set up for them in their debut episode.

>>42367949
>>42367971
Why is care package so high for you guys? Nothing wrong with it just curious

>>42368133
I am homossexual

>>42367473
I love them!

>>42367672
that is beautiful all autistic angels deserve love

>>42367924
1. Rarity
2. Twilight Sparkle
3. Soarin
4. Starlight Glimmer
5. Mari
6. Trixie
7. Flawless
8. Chrysalis
9. Big Mac
10. Apple Bottom/Split

>>42368172
It was hard making this list as I was unsure who should be in top 10.
Honorable mentions
11. (I think she should have been higher but I don't know who to switch out of top 10 for her).
12. Rainbow Dash
13. Pinkie Pie
14. Luna
15. Fluttershy

>>42368195
>11. (I think she should have been higher but I don't know who to switch out of top 10 for her).
I mean to add Celestia here.

>>42368133
I'm an autistic ginger with green eyes and a big ass, mostly aesthetics. Also his voice is soothing.

>>42368372
can
can you start murdering people please

I think the reason why most of the stallion story arcs are so bad compared to the mare ones is because while the mares are vehicles for telling jokes mostly, the stallions are mostly melodrama and lewd scenes. Big Mac was usually not annoying because he is mainly used to tell jokes. Even his relationship's melodrama was always framed by how the relationship itself was a redneck incest joke at first. Hell. both soarin and braeburn were pretty good in the arson episode because they were funny.

Care package feels like a random tumbler archetype dumped into the setting randomly. but I can appreciate what tamers is trying with him. Apple Bottom is just worse gooner bait braeburn. Arinos is just unpleasant whenever they are in screen.

Flawless managed to be tolerable despite being serious because of how everyone reacted comically in character and DOT was well enough done to hold up a serious character like that. Twilight Glimmer is melodrama first, but she isn't horrible because she is still used to tell actually tamer jokes. She was much better in her second appearance. Also, the Big Mac cloak is good for what it is. If Arinos was more like him and was played off more seriously, his overdesign could be s tumblery as it is and not be jarring

Thank you for reading my blog.

>>42368545
I think both the Stallion and Mare stories are good.

>>42368567
the Stallions deserve SOL and Mary/Glimmer needs to be funnier

I saw Tamers12345 at a grocery store in Tampa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen copies of the same Sonic Underground DVD in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by farting really loudly. I think he may have shit himself because he waddled out of the door instead of just walking normally.

>>42368545
>me hate when tamers character talk about feelings me hate when tamers sincere
Thank god tamers fandom extends beyond this board because im just completely convinced at this point there's just a big group of people who were laughing at tamers instead of laughing with him, and this is the only kind of place they can cry about tamers finally getting vindicated without sticking out like a sore thumb.

>>42368133
boyfriend material

>>42368570
>Stallions deserve SOL
This. I loved the christmas episode, but everything after for the poor stallions has just been drama and horror.

>>42368624
Most anons in this general love Tamer's serious stuff.

How many of you people get drunk to time skip for the premiere?

>>42368787
I don't drink. I just preoccupy myself in the mean time, and order food like an hour before the premiere airs.

>>42368787
fried off the yart

>>42368787
One drink every 24 minutes until I've had five drinks is a solid way for me to pass the time lol

>>42368787
I only drink during the premiere.

how would you feel if you ended up having a serious and heartfelt conversation with glimmy/wykkyd/comeonoutyourapist/hugh/whoever he is? would you forgive him for what he did and says and shit?

>>42368420
Nah, I'm not interedted.

>>42368987
Why are you fantasizing about having "serious and heartfelt" conversations with me?

And for the second time, stop lumping me in with losers, thanks.

besides the stallion ones, which other episodes did the Gay Tamers write?

>>42369105
all of them

>>42368987
I don't understand what he did to make you feel like this. As far as shitposters (pun intended) go, he's about as tame as they come.

When?

>>42369124
Tomorrow at 6 PM EST

>>42368987
This dude is falling in love with the fucking glimmerfartfag AHAHAHAHAHA

>>42369060
I won't tell you which one I am, but you've been nothing but supportive in every response you've given me on here. I think we'd get along if it wasn't for the fact you have a disgusting fart fetish that encapsulates your entire personality.

>>42369105
none of them

>>42369228
I will kill you.

>>42368987
>>42369060
>>42369228
>>42369277
toxic yaoi......

>>42369228
I don't think we'd get along at all if you conjure up an Anon's entire IRL personality based on what they post on here.

Also I'm never gonna stop, so long as I'm living and have access to the internet I'm going to post about marefarts.

>>42369296
>spoiler
Yet you conjured up an entire personality for me... ah... naruhodo...

>>42369320
Stop being fucking retarded, bitch.

>Me no understand nuance.
Tamer's character writing is at its best in his comedy and those SOL comedy interactions are how he builds up to his serious stuff. The serious plots and arcs are generally not even that deep or original, but it's watching the characters Tamers built up going through them that makes them good. The Big Mac - Soarin - Braeburn love triangle worked when it did because it felt out of place and Tamers made us invested in them through the comedy scenes. Pretty much every TwilightxTrixie scene before DOT was comedic and that's why when it became serious it meant so much more and people bought it.

Even though lots of people weren't a fan of the stallion love triangle, people looked at it more favorably than the later gay stuff because tamers just throw in a premade Tumblr archetype rather than write them the way he writes characters best.

>>42368624
>me hate when tamers character talk about feelings me hate when tamers sincere
Glimmer is serious and good

>>42369320
>>42369228
>>42368987
Tamers stop falling in love with your viewers and get to work on your next episode okay thanks

>>42369330
>didn't post the one of it farting

>>42369380
all me btw

>>42369378
>The Big Mac - Soarin - Braeburn love triangle worked when it did because it felt out of place
Just to clarify, I mean that during pre-DOT tamers, having high quality romance scenes in the middle of peepee poopoo comedy was the joke.

>>42369380
Its about to be friday, pretty sure the movie is done.

>>42369330
>>42369383
What's here endgame?

>>42369383
I thought I did... it's so fucking over...

>>42369393
Doing stuff.

>>42369393
Something with Flawless and maybe Starlight. She will BTFO one of them

How far ahead is tamers compared to us? Do you think he is already working on the next film/erpisode or do you think he is like 2 episodes/films ahead of us? Because he posted picrel like almost 2 weeks ago

>>42369411
He actually finished all of these decades ago. Tamers died in 2012 from leukemia. His channel has been releasing episodes on a regular schedule since then. Any posts made by Tamers is actually from his own AI program crafted with the use of a quantum computer.

>>42367924
1. Starlight Glimmer
2. Derpy Hooves
3. Braeburn
4. Care Package
5. Trixie Lulamoon
6. Marionette Lulamoon
7. Celestia
8. Shining Armor
9. Flawless
10. Pinkie Pie

Side note, I think Twilight isn't even that funny or crazy, I'm entirely basing this list on Tamers series as it is, and Twilight is kind of a side character within it if that makes sense. Literally she's only the main character because of the show, but Twilight as a character retains none of her endearing qualities, so in all honesty I just don't find her great as a character desu.

>>42369409
It's gonna be Flawless, Trixie or Mari. The dubious little creature only wants Trixie or those with a similar essence in them.

>>42369432
On that note, does anyone actually find Twilight Sparkle a good character in Tamers, or is she just there because she's the "main character" from MLP?

>>42369438
She was a good character in Trixie Learns the Meaning of Friendship and Unicorn Con. Golly, that seems like a lifetime ago, doesn't it?

>>42369438
Yes I think Twilight is funny and gets shit done.

>>42369432
>>42369442
>Twilight as a character retains none of her endearing qualities
Yes she does. Just like in the show Tamers Twilight is neurotic, autistic, and intellectual and remember before the first episode of G4 Twilight was extremely anti-social and a shitty friend.
Tamers Twilight is exactly like show Twilight with her traits turned up to 11 just like the rest of the characters.
Tamers Twilight is a great character and I'd argue she's ever better now than she was earlier in the series.

>>42369603
>Tamers Twilight is a great character and I'd argue she's ever better now than she was earlier in the series.
I'll add to this anon, hell I'll even go a step further and say that Tamers Twilight is better than canon twilight. Tamers Twilight feels like Season 1&2 twilight just with as you said her negative traits turned up to 11.
I prefer Tamers twilight because she's like a mix of early season Twilight, and pre-g4 Twilight with some added Tamers vibe.

>>42369603
>Just like in the show Tamers Twilight is neurotic, autistic, and intellectual and remember before the first episode of G4 Twilight was extremely anti-social and a shitty friend.
Tamers Twi just like show Twi can also be bossy and obsessed with having everything scheduled and organized even to the detriment of the group like in the hotel episode.
But both Tamers and canon Twilight can also be a good leader and get shit done.
If you ignore the fact that certain traits of Tamers twilight is exagerrated and that she is more aggressive Tamers Twilight is actually a pretty loyal depiction of canon Twi.
All of the Mane 6 in Tamers are pretty loyal if exaggerrated depictions aside from Fluttershy but Tamers Fluttershy is objectively better than canon Fluttershy.

>>42369623
>aside from Fluttershy
Tamers Fluttershy is accurate as well, the difference is that canon Fluttershy hides being a bitch, while Tamers Fluttershy is openly a bitch.

The hotel episode is my favorite characterization of twi
>Being totally rigid with her idea with what everyone should do
>spinning around the rotating doors
>The autistic fixation with the purity of a hotel
Exactly me when I was 12

>>42369667
It is a great episode. I just wish it didn't end so abruptly. Though I did love the credits scene with Tamers making waffles.

>>42364130
I think Tamers wore that Rarity mask in the flawless farts movie because he was hinting at Rarity doing something important in today's movie.

>>42369667
She was a hypocrite, she brought more than p1 item into the room. She brought a bag AND a book. While we can see Pinkie only brought the toilet behind her

this is such CareBottom

With the premiere happening tomorrow, how are you guys going to pass the time?I'll probably hit my pen and finish catching up with the F1 season. Grats to both Kimi and Hulkenberg for getting their first career podiums!

>>42369728
getting retarded

>>42369728
werk, play grounded and p[ray that my wife (Male) is in the new film

>>42369707
Rules for thee but not for me.

>>42369728
By not watching, I'll be skipping this premiere for the same reasons as the last Stallion film

>>42369728
>how are you guys going to pass the time?
Sleep

>>42369851
you loss

>>42369884
Oversleeping is unhealthy, be sue to time your snoozings with normal rest time for a human beings.

>>42369890
shut up

>>42369891
no you sleep up at an appropriate time to wake up to make breakfast and indulge in your other obsessions, also taking time and going to the store to stock up on food.

>>42369891
meant for
>>42369890

it appears Celestia gets infected

>>42369411
I can't remember where but Tamers says he's usually sitting on a batch of episodes, so at least 2-3

>>42369411
i have no way of verifying this to you but from my understanding he actually has shit more or less done the week before release and works on multiple episodes at the same time

>>42369935
Oh FUDGE!
I love that design.

>>42369935
also judging from where this is taking place it seems like Celestia is infected not long after briefing Twilight about the thing.

>>42369421
That problem with that theory is that he includes characters, memes, and jokes that only existed after 2012.

>>42369951
he already knew

Soarin i such a slut! He has TWO (2) kids to different bsby daddies
captcha - AGAY0

>>42367924
1. Arinos
2. Flawless
3. Bigmac
4. Trixie
5. Cadance
6. Blueblood
7. Chrysalis
8. Celestia
9. Luna
10. Pinkie Pie (especially when she has her weird serious moments)

>>42367924
1. Arinos
2. Bigmac costume
3. Bigmac
4. Blueblood
5. Celestia
6. Trixie
7. Cadance
8. Chrysalis
9. Pinkie Pie
10. Rarity

Today, bitches.

>>42370162
>Bigmac costume
His name is Friendship

>>42369935
>her real horn sticking out
I forsee a temporary cure, or just the actual cure, is letting out a noxious fart and the stench eating through the parastic cumrag or blowing it up from the pressure.

It's down.

just realised Arinos is an anagram for Soarin

>>42370289
>

I will now brap in glimmys face

>>42369935
Wait a minute. Friendship (the character) is a gay construct. He's supposed to spread his infection like AIDS in the gay community. But AIDS is a gay virus, so how did straight ponies like Fluttershy and Celestia contract the infection?

>>42370357
They're femalegay.

>>42370357
celestia got it from her bitch, who happens to be gay.
fluttershy might've gotten it from the wet market when she thought she was chinese for a week

YES

>>42370437

>>42370292
How does Glimmy view her dad?

>>42370479
She probably killed him in the Tamersverse just for existing in her presence, in canon she loves him but is annoyed by his constant baby'ing of her.

You just know they will brutalize the friendship zombies and within the same episode everyone will turn out alive and fine kek

>>42370500
>your face when nope they're really dead and this is the end of Tamers MLP

>>42370504
Twilight has been invited to the Tournament of Power, so it's not over yet, bitch. If she doesn't go though, then yes the MLP universe will be erased.

Does this mean Zeno (the little gay baby) is lord over every universe, even Trixie and Celestia?

This little faggot

>>42370514
No there's a God head in every universe. Fuasticorn for MLP, Zeno for DB, Tamers/Bartleby for SU, etc.

>>42370519
If that were the case then why is there any threat to their universe being erased at all?

>>42370525
It's a prank.

>tamers killed celestia just to spite me
bitch

I was able to get a little ceasers stuffed crust pizza for 20% off instead of a 7-11 three cheese. I've upgraded from white trash basic to white trash premium.

>>42370592
Damn I'm still at basic.

>>42370592
>>42370595
I'm getting a bag of burgers and a double fudge sundae from Braum's <3

>>42370592
>>42370596
you guys are lucky in the UK the episodes/films premeiere at 11pm. Most of the good takeaways are closed by that time

>>42370603
Have you tried not being Welsh? Just because you love ponies doesn't mean you have to fuck horses, Dylan.

>>42370603
Aren't there pubs that are open late at night you can get some fish and chips from? I thought the UK was like 90% pubs.

>>42370603
Depends what you consider good takeaway, but then again I might just live in an area where everything stays open late.
Honestly I can smash a box of cheesy chips with curry sauce and a kebab to tamers no problem and that's basically the bottom line,

>>42370617
>Honestly I can smash a box of cheesy chips
Nice--
>with curry sauce and a kebab
...

>>42370619
The kebab was a lie I don't actually eat meat
The curry sauce isn't though what are you on about mate chip shop curry sauce is the best

>>42370629
A potato dish wants creamy fats to go with it, not a flaccid liquid sauce. A potato is nothing but carbs, so fats complement its composition. Instead of being a retard, put mayonnaise, sour cream, or a thickened gravy on your chips.

>>42370640
What the fuck are you on about you mong? Chip shop curry sauce is effectively a thick gravy and you'd know that if you ordered it. What chip shops are you going to where the curry sauce is thin? Sounds like your chip shop is just shit.

>>42370651
If it's thick, why is it called a sauce? A sauce is a liquid. Something that's viscous wouldn't be called a sauce. it's called a nappe. Basically you and whomever makes this curry "sauce" is retarded, and you owe me an apology.

>>42370658
>If it's thick, why is it called a sauce?
you forgot your dash flag

>>42370658
Sauces can literally be thick, like mayonnaise, and cranberry sauce. If you ever called mayonnaise a nappe where I live you would be the fish would not be the only thing getting battered in the chip shop. The only thing that is thick around here is you because you have no idea how people interact, stop posting.

>no glimmybraps this film
its so over bros

>>42369935
Good night, my sweet princess.

>>42370762
She didn't deserve this humiliation ritual...

>>42370762
>her ass is so fat it eats the seat, the pipe holding it up, and a good portion of the wheel
Sit on my face already you beautiful white horse.

>>42369728
I watch 2-3 films a day, read books, and watch immersion content in my L2. I also started learning how to animate.
https://litter.catbox.moe/4qq4xlhnkez0f6zz.mp4

>>42369728
Planes, trains, and automibiling. Should be home 15 minutes before premier.

>>42370790
How does she even wipe with such a big butt haha

>>42370479
Oh he's 1000% a huge faggot

>>42370592
Great minds think a like sort of though instead of getting little ceasers I'm getting Papa Johns today at around 4:30 since they have a buy 1, get one free large pizza. Also Iove Papa John's chicken.

>>42370844
>wipe
she air dries

>>42370852
White Trash Premium+.

>>42370853
U-unf...

>>42370357
Fluttershy and Celestia are not straight.

Thought about getting some Little Caesar's but just got paid and I'm getting a hankering for some Mountain Mike's, but that shit is like $35-$40 for a large. Also they've got some bitchin' ranch you can get to-go in a good-sized soda cup and that'll last you for a couple of days. Might get some beer too.

>>42370879
>$35-$40 for a large
I've never had or heard of Mountain Mike's but if their pizza is that expensive then it better be amazing.

>>42370879
You will feel whats right for a hour long tamers premier, follow your heart

>>42370899
It's fucking great, it's mostly concentrated in NorCal/Oregon/Washington but easily the best chain pizza I've ever eaten.
>>42370901
Fuck it I will, gonna get me an Everest.

I hope everyone ITT thats ordering food for the movie will have the discipline to not eat any of it until the movie actually starts, and not being a little piggy like Twilight.

>>42370910
Hahaha yeah

>>42370910
You don't tell me what to do, rug-muncher.

>>42370910
I usually don't eat anything until I'm done drinking so I'm good.

>>42370912
Fat
>>42370913
Fat

>>42370916
I don't get fat, i'm a carrier.

I have leftover Little Caesars that I will be enjoying. I'm ready.

Quick someone make a bingo sheet

Quick somepony post 45 times so we can have a fresh thread for the premiere.

>all the fatties in this thread ordering pizza and other fast food
hmmm… im thinking it’s a can of sardines and some crackers for dinner tonight

>>42371045
Thats what I'm thinking. I'd like to make the new thread before the episode premiers.

>>42371045
Sure, we just need to gossip about prominent chatters

>>42371115
GlimmyGOD is based and cool. And i don't just say that because he's me.

40 more posts

>the hugh/wykkyd/glimmer conglomerate has #2 and #3 top fan in yt chat
FUCKING RESET THE VIDEO TAMERS

>>42371140
Where is Twilight?

>>42371146
She's in this chart.

>>42371147
Fair.

30 more posts.

>>42371163

Good morning, saars

>>42371125
I can't be mad at you because you're the target audience for Tamers videos.

>>42371165
It's so fucking over...

>>42371166
Only brownoids don't like me.

>>42371165
What?
>>42371175
I like that you're an enthusiastic poster.

Dang, Youtube deleted my comment for wishing Tamers' videos would spread like AIDS in the gay community...

>>42371147
How did flawless obtain total fart mastery…

>>42371183
Shame. Also 2 more posts left

>>42367924
My favorite character is Rainbow Dash, and the rest isn't worth arranging into a neat little ranking. Therefore, I'm deferring the ranking to Dash, so it would be probably have Twilight, Pinkie, and maybe Derpy high up there.

>>42371187
Who is the true master of fart based magic Starlight or Flawless?

>>42371191
>>42371199
She's Flawless. I'd still rank Glimmy above in terms pure stench, length, frequency and force she's like the Darth Nihilus of passing gas... immense power but can't control it with finesse. Whereas Flawless is the Vitiate of passing gas, having complete control over her fart.

If Tamers ever made a mare fart and show the stench killing plants and small animals i would goon so hard.

>>42371199
Flawless is going to be ego checked by Starlight one episode, but Flawless will ultimately triumph

Imagine spurting all over heat teatas

Mari bros...

>>42371217

>>42367768
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>>42371187
Fucking folded her

Motorboating this ass

10 more posts! Till new thread!

Sniffa the mare stink

I would die laughing if Tamers used this in the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI

Imagine this playing while they're mowing down the big mac cumrags.

>>42371223
Chat is this a funny butt or a sexy ass, I don't know what folder to put it in

>>42371217
Mari's misandry is because her father mistreated her mother or perhaps because she recognizes Tamers truly having all the power. It's also possible Starlight played a role in making Mari believe stallions are selfish/manipulative/evil. Starlight is all of those and wants Mari to blame stallions and not her. If mares are the absolutely oppressed and stallions the absolute oppressor, Mari cannot recognize Starlight as her oppressor.

>>42371237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4

>>42371242
Its both but I think the intent is more so for the humor since in the next scene it show's Trixie's bald spot.

>>42371247
Mari's misandry is like the misogyny of some men. They're the dominant sex in their societies but they hate the opposite sex regardless.

>>42371201
>>42371213
give us more tail docks

>>42371258

Final post is Glim!

>>NEW THREAD
>>42371262
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>>42371262
>>NEW THREAD

>>42371263

https://files.catbox.moe/hwcdmm.txt
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