I want to sleep with a pony RIGHT NOW and you all are going to give me advice or else I won't be able to do it, I love pony pony so much, I want to sleep with a mare, I want to touch her soft warm coat and pass my fingers through her silk smooth mane and tail, keep her close to me and feel her breath and fill my air tanks with her poner scented aroma, I NEED the pony and I need now HELP ME

>>42361065 (OP)
The best we have right now are lifesize plush.

>>42361071
this
eventually when robot wives become a thing, you can bet your ass there will be pony wives who will sell like hotcakes

>>42361065 (OP)
Ponies arent real deal with it like the rest of us

>>42361071
anyone who spends four figures on a my little pony plush with the intention of cuddling it is a mareschizo. it's nice to have interests, but surely there are better things you could be doing with your money than that, right?

>>42361223
>why aren't you spending your money on what I, a complete stranger, want you to?
Might as well kill yourself now you fucking freak

>>42361232
must've struck a nerve

>>42361235
Dumb fucking nigger KILL YOURSELF.
Imagine caring what some random faggot online spends his money on.
Dumb fucking ape.

>>42361347
the sounds of summer, alright

>>42361223
>anyone who spends four figures on a my little pony plush with the intention of cuddling it is a mareschizo
You say it like that's a bad thing.

>>42361065 (OP)
That can get you arrested in some states.

>>42361223
I also have sex with it.

>>42361223
>surely there are better things you could be doing with your money than that, right?
No, i can't think of anything. Mare all the way

>>42362385
This. I genuinely can't think of a single thing I could buy that would have made my life better than my LS.

>>42361065 (OP)
You need a good psycho doctor

>>42361223
>four figures
I plan to have a cumulative five figures

>>42361065 (OP)