sex sex sex. sex with mares
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/my-little-pony-movie-live-action-amazon-mgm-hasbro-1236461858/

I'm not going to watch it, but I am very much up for seeing what cinema theatre destroying trend this movie will spawn.

If nothing else, this will be an opportunity for the board to watch it all together on cytube and spam emojis which is always fun

>>42362376
It’ll be all the Bronies retarded enough to go to this all whipping out their dicks and cumming on the theater floor at the same time to whatever the closest thing to a plot shot that this film has is.

What if the ponies are played by real ponies, Babe style
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babe_(film)
>>42356762

Fuck you all, it's new G4, it has to be good compared to G5hit dogs

>>42362388
No. Nothing live action will EVER be sexually attractive or memorable. Even CG dogs are better than that garbage. Fuck live action! It’s an outdated concept that should’ve fucked off decades ago. ONLY animation will EVER matter, pony or non-pony.

>>42362388
what on earth is he doing to zecora..

>>42362395
CG dogs and live action are both equally bad you smelly gollytard

>>42362397
he's jorking (jerking) his penis using the pussy of that dead zigger.

>>42362360 (OP)
To all the oldfags, fuck you.
The vast majority of this board are young anons, everytime you do a poll you see the vast majority of users here are 18-20. We didn't join at the peak of the fandom's popularity. NEW BLOOD DESERVES THEIR OWN WAVE OF PEAK PONY FANDOM MOMENTS.

It is not the same to relive your previous glories through youtube videos and archived threads, new blood NEEDS new content. You crying so much about the quality and the "destruction" of the main 6"s personalities is dramatic as fuck. Most of you oldfags already flanderize the chracters, twi is le sexy horny nerd who will kidnap anon as soon as she sees him, pinkie pie is le randumb schizo who always makes sexual jokes to nonny, rainbow dash is a dumb pony you can sodomize, applejack you call a mudpony and she punches you, rarity is whore, and flutters is for cücks. How is that not a complete destruction of their characters already?

The new blood deserves content, most of the new side of the fandom don't even come from the original show but from related media like the HoI4 mod Equestria at War where changelings are nazis and ponies a mix of americans and soviets with their own caramel marks. Don't you realize your "peak" is long gone? I don't mean this in bad faith, but don't you fucking see MLP has evolved and has a lot of new people who want new and epic content?

>>42362407
You do realize that the "oldfags" are furry millennials posturing, right?

>>42362407
bait

wonder if they'll make weird, fucked up looking toys with brushable hair of course

>>42362407
Make your own content instead of relying on Hasbro to make anything decent.

>>42362407
we're so fucked. I hate this place. I can't believe I read this entire post. There were so many points at which I should've stopped but I kept going

>>42362360 (OP)
Where is thread 1?

>>42362407
Isn't it funny how all the worst takes in this board come from flag users?

>>42362452
check the catalog my man

>>42362452
>>42361285
It was my most successful thread ever! ;)

>>42362454
:(

Do we know what this actually is? Is this going to be G4? A reboot? Will it use the main cast of G4 but a different continuity like Pony Life?

>>42362465
no

>>42362464
Thanks

>>42362465
whatever it is, it should feature queen galaxy((not fan made)

>>42362477
Queen Galaxy ((Not fan made) is a must.

When comedic copypasta from 2012 actually becomes real...

>>42362483
Given movie production timelines this very well could come out exactly fifteen years after that post.

I still remember when every single thread on the catalog was G%, no matter how shitty the movie ends up being faggots will spam it and praise it.

Did anyone post it on /tv/? The reactions would be golden

>live action
It's gonna suck isn't it?

>>42362407
Equestria is already canonically a mix of all kinds of countries. America, India, Egypt, Greece, Nordic, China, the list goes on.

>>42362502
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PRleL81Ufhs

Why /mlp/ prefers live-action plays (stage musical) to live-action movies? Is it because Hollywood sucks ass, while Broadway does not?

>>42362518
Nobody cares about live action plays so they don't do damage to the brand.

Do we know if it's a canonical part of G6, or it is its own separate thing, outside of any generations?

>>42362522
probably going to kickstart it like they did with g5
i hope not though

>>42362525
This is the perfect move if they want to guarantee that G6 dies even sooner than G5 did. We should be on G7 by 2028 at this rate.

>new thing is announced
>we know literally nothing
>everyone on this board:
>THIS IS THE
>WORST!
>POSSIBLE!
>THING!
This is why I hate this place.
Personally, I'm going to be cautiously optimistic because I don't want to hate being alive right now.

>filter retarded gollynigger's flag
>miss the first thread
Fucking hell

>>42362531
>we know literally nothing
What the fuck do you mean? We know it’s going to be live action. There’s no reality where it ends up being good.

>Personally, I'm going to be cautiously optimistic because I don't want to hate being alive right now.
It’s not something you can just choose.

>>42362531
>cautiously optimistic
>Hasbro
>live action

HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD

>>42362531
how has being optimistic about nu-mlp treated you thus far?

>>42362535
Subscribe to Equestria Daily's RSS.

>>42362464
That's not something to brag about, dumbass.

>>42362539
I quite enjoyed my time with G5, and literally nothing any of you pessimistic assholes can say will change that fact. Learn to enjoy life, you pathetic cumwads.

>>42362531
i have faith in this

>>42362535
Oopsie. I did think about turning off my flag for that post, but then I didn’t.

>>42362531
things we know:
>it's made by hasbro
>it's live action
what else do you think we need to know before we are allowed to pass judgment on it?

>>42362543
>pessimistic assholes
i feel sorry for them tbdesu
it must be miserable living like that

Remember Hasbro/Sony e-mail leak (see pic related)? Remember Sony wanted Hasbro to discard the existing script of 2017 movie and do the live-action movie "like Smurfs"? Thankfully back then Hasbro had enough sane people to put stop to that. NOT thankfully right now Hasbro does not have sane people, only soulless execs who listen to retards like that (if not suggesting it themselves).

>>42362543
>just learn to enjoy things you don't like
cool advice bro

>>42362543
G5 sucked. Only Misty’s story was good. Everything else was cringe.

>>42362547
It’s better than thanking the monsters that shit in our mouths. Remember what Applejack said about honesty?

>live action
Idris Elba as Twilight, Vylet Pony as Dashie, Brie Larson as Applejack, Zendaya as Fluttershy, Hunter Schafer as Rarity and last but not least Will Ferrell as Pinkie
yup I'm thinking kino of the highest order

>>42362549
LOL!

>>42362553
You forgot to mention Amy Schumer as Princess Celestia.

>>42362543
>learn to enjoy eating shit
No thanks.

>>42362548
>we had a movie with furries instead a one with anons

>>42362551
>M*sty
>good
Please stop having such shit opinions, gollytabro

>>42362360 (OP)
>create series beloved by millions
>slowly starve it to death
>defile its corpse in 3D
>take a live action piss on the grave
What compels a company to act like this? Is it retardation? Spite?

>>42362531
Given the track record of live action adaptations, any form of optimism is probably misplaced, even being cautious about it.
But I think "skeptical yet interested" would be a good description for my feelings right now. Expecting it to be good is stupid, but all this instantaneous doomposting is equally stupid.

It's going to be written for kids. It's probably going to be more along the lines of the minecraft movie, designed to appeal to zoomers and gen alpha.
Hasbro doesn't just not care about bronies, they actively want us gone--we're bad for their image. I guarantee they will try to push us away with this movie.
Hate it if you want, but they're just going to see that as more evidence that MLP is dead intellectual property and not worth investing any more time into. Is that really what you guys want? No more pony, in any form, ever?

>>42362560
I like her story. We get to see her get abused A TON. We get to see her be miserable and depressed. We get to see that she’s never had a single friend before in her entire life. We get to see that she’s still sad all the time after leaving Opaline because of how traumatized she was. We get to see her realize that she’ll never be able to have a real childhood. We get to see her realize that she’ll never be a fully developed adult. It’s just SO depressing and so much fun and so, so, SO amazing!!!!!!! Good storytelling. Plus, she is pretty cute to me. I understand the hate a little bit, but she’s still okay.

She’s the opposite of Cozy Glow. Cozy Glow was an AMAZING character stuck in a HORRIBLE story. Misty is a maybe kinda crappy character stuck in an INCREDIBLE story. Lots of good narrative amazingness.

>>42362360 (OP)

>Live action
Do we know if it's "live-action" like Alvin&TheChipmunks, Sonic, and Smurfs? Or "live-action" like The Lion King and other Disney remakes?

>>42362561
It's run by retarded boomers (real ones, not whatever gets memed in the nu internet) which live in their small bubble of retardation and never interact with the audience.

>>42362561
What do you think? It's always short term profits.

>>42362360 (OP)
I hope they go to New York City!

>>42362407
I only got into MLP in January and I'm 32...

>>42362569
You'll never convince these idiots that any aspect of G5 is good. In their smooth brains, G5 = bad, instantly, unconditionally.

>>42362407
The only thing zoomoids deserve is a bullet in their rotten brains.

>>42362584
You are literally the modern equivalent of grouchy old men yelling at kids to get off their lawn.

>>42362575
Don't forget about "focus groups", which are used to justify their soulless shit. ...Then it fails miserably on launch, and they get surprised: "but muh focus groups!!".

>>42362555
Michael Penia as Shiny

>>42362566
Based dubs of truth

>>42362586
And they SHOULD get the fuck off MY lawn.

>>42362590
lmao.
go fuck yourself

My prediction:
>Mane Six VA cast returns
>Spike's VA does not return
I'm thinking Spike's VA is based.

>>42362590
If you don't see what's wrong with >>42362586 then you're worse off than I thought. I'm so sorry.

>>42362591
>>42362596
Go eat your tide pods.

It's going to be G4 because the movie will be aimed for China and they love G4.

>>42362597
lol you're pathetic. Like, literally, I pity your existence.

>>42362566
yeah but they probably want to appeal to the new tiktokteen "mlp fans" who heckin' hate bronies and stuff

>Hasbro hires those guys to do MLP live-action movie: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoYK4b_q24
Would it be based?

>>42362407
To all the newfags, fuck you.
The vast majority of this board are old anons, everytime you do a poll you see the vast majority of users here are 30-50. We joined at the peak of the fandom's popularity. OLD BLOOD DESERVED THEIR OWN WAVE OF PEAK PONY FANDOM MOMENTS.

It is not the same to try and force newfound glories through tiktok shorts and threads about trendy content, newfags NEED TO FUCK OFF. You attempting to justify so much about shit quality and the proven destruction of the main 6"s personalities is pathetic as fuck. Most of you newfags flanderize the chracters, twi is le perfect alicorn princess who will stone anon as soon as she sees him, pinkie pie is le quirky autism representation who always plays the yovidaphone for nonny, rainbow dash is a lesbian whom applejack can sodomize, applejack you call rainbow dash's wife and she punches the bigots, rarity is whore, and flutters is discord's wholesome cinnamon roll. How is that not a complete destruction of their characters already?

The old blood deserves peace, most of the new side of the fandom don't even come from the original show but secondaries from related media like the HoI4 mod Equestria at War where changelings are nazis and ponies a mix of americans and soviets with their own caramel marks. Don't you realize a hope for a new "peak" is long gone? I don't mean this in bad faith, but don't you fucking see MLP has gone to shit and has a lot of new people who ruin it even further?

>>42362602
Zoomtrannies deserve to suffer.

>>42362566
>It's probably going to be more along the lines of the minecraft movie

>>42362606
Reposting bait is just sad

>>42362602
...but THEY are bronies themselves.

>>42362590
It was made for zoom zooms, it is quite literally their lawn and you're the creepy old man who's trespassing on it.

>>42362602
Is this a real thing that was posted unironically?

>>42362590
based

>>42362612
Zoomoids never grow up mentally and keep pretending they're kids.

>>42362593
>I'm thinking Spike's VA is based.
spike is based, it rubs off onto his associates

>>42362612
Ha, no. Bronies are a very specific subculture of MLP fans and the rest of the fandom is right to hate them, and if you don't realize that then you aren't paying attention.

>>42362614
yeah

>>42362622
Only Bronies matter. Especially cloppers.

>>42362622
And I say that as a brony myself, by the way. We're pieces of shit.

>>42362608
Think about it. Instead of "Ponies in real life", it's "Real humans in pony land". All those HiE/AiE fantasies on the big screen.
I can already imagine humans dismissing the world as candy lands, then a fuckin Manticore almost gores them to death. They try to shoot Sombra, but he only gets stronger from that. In the end they learn the lesson

If I go to a con, will I find a gf to see the movie with

>>42362628
No but you can be my bitch if you really need someone to order you around.

>>42362608
>>42362627
Oh, that makes sense. That movie just came out and Hasbro is already pathetically trying to copy the new trend. What a bunch of uncreative fucking hack loser shit bitches. Oh my god, this is going to be fucking horrible!!! I was thinking about the premise and wondering what it’d be since the Smurfs trend is a little antiquated now. But a Minecraft movie ripoff should’ve been obvious. HOLY FUCK, THIS IS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

I mean, they could still do my “AnonFilly: The Movie” idea, but we all know they never will.

The movie will have 3D modeled pert mare ass, multiple mare butt shots, and it will end on a several minute long sex scene featuring (You)r mare waifu, reinvigorating the franchise and leading into a new MLP golden age.

>>42362631
I'm not a homosexual.

>>42362602
I know it's a troll post but a con like this wouldn't be able to crack 150 attendees, and that's a generous number itself.

>>42362548
I would've preferred that because more people would've just laughed and dismissed it rather than trying to treat it as canon.

>>42362635
Oh hi fapman

>>42362634
I'm sure they'll make the buttcrack even flatter this time.

>>42362634
They'll do the popcorn bucket fleshlight thing but with ponuts

>>42362636
Yeah, I honestly would love to see them try it just so they can see how few people actually show up. We ARE the fandom.

>>42362622
"Brony" just means "older MLP fan", it doesn't have any special meaning. If you like MLP and you're a teen or older then you're a brony. Sorry if you don't like that, but I don't make the definitions.

>>42362645
NTA but brony carries a lot of baggage, I'd rather be called a ponybro

>>42362628
I'm sure there will be plenty of trannies for you to choose from.

>>42362645
Brony means oldfag now. These zoomer bitches HATE the word that time immemorial hath enshrined upon us.

>>42362649
I said gf. Trannies are men.

>>42362645
Guess you aren't paying attention, then.

My prediction:
>this time I'm really gonna do it

>>42362397
He's jorkin it. Says so right there.

For context: I drew it based on a dream an Anon had about Discord showing him memes. This was the one meme he could remember to write down, Discord wearing glasses while standing on a dead zebra, "I'm jorkin it" written above.

>>42362654
Bitches are no longer fond of my mustache

>>42362655
why does it look like he's fucking her..

I'm going to punch a hole in somebody else's wall if it's not G4

>>42362657
if you look closely you can see his testicles are tattooed with "DEAD ZIGGER STORAGE"

>>42362658
It will be, but why would you want it to be? It’s going to be fucking horrible!

>>42362384
Oh good, then I can finally fap to it.

>>42362637
My Little Pony characters are cartoon pony actors living in the real world. It's canon, Rescue Rangers live-action movie said so. This movie will take place in the same world as that RR movie. Twilight Sparkle is married to Owlowiscious, and have many owl hippogriff children with him.

>>42362662
Are you intentionally exaggerating your doomposting for effect or are you genuinely this retarded?

>>42362531

>>42362652
>he really thinks there are femoids at ponycons in the year of 2010+15
Sorry twiflag, crossdressers is the best you'll get there.
But hey, you might luck out and one of them turns out to be a local janitor!

>>42362645
>older
Older fans are not bronies, tho. G1-G3 MLP collectors actually hate bronies.

Am I a Brony, guys?

>>42362670
*older fans of G4. G1-3 don't matter.

>>42362666
He's attentionwhore. Do not engage.

>>42362673
Nah I got trips when I called him retarded, that's like saying an exorcism prayer to a demon.

>>42362666
I’m not exaggerating, but I wouldn’t really call this doomposting. It has no POTENTIAL to be good. It’s like asking if the turd from the homeless guy’s ass is going to be delicious or not. Like, no, it isn’t. Obviously.

I might be a little more genuinely doomish closer to release if I can’t fucking escape it. I hate being forced to see shit!!! But for now, I’m just acknowledging reality.

My comments about wanting to kill myself are (barely) hyperbolic, but it’s more due to the YEARS of Hasbro ass-raping us. I mean, “Camp Cutie Mark” looked great!!! HOW COULD THEY TAKE THAT FROM US JUST TO MAKE THIS ABOMINABLE ABOMINATION?!!?!?!??!!!!!?!?!

>>42362673
Not really. Just expressing my thoughts.

>>42362678
aw.

>>42362664
I want a movie about bronies stalking and the ponies and being weird and annoying to them.

>>42362683
Stalking my waifu is a hot scenario.

>>42362678
???

>>42362360 (OP)
i was not expecting this

CHRIS PRATT IS DUDE MC DUDERSON
AND HE HAS ONLY ONE CHANCE TO SAVE THE WORLD (New York)
BUT FOR THAT HE HAS TO GO A LITTLE HORSY
STARING: JACK BLACK
THAT ONE CHICK THAT CANT VOICEACT BUT GETS TO BE IN EVERYTHING
AND LMAO WEED GUY

>>42362360 (OP)
>Be me
>Wake up
>See this
Chat?

>>42362566
>Hasbro doesn't just not care about bronies, they actively want us gone--we're bad for their image.
What they need to realize is that WE'RE the ones that could give them monster profits if they would just embrace us. Image shmimage, could you imagine how much money bronies would dump into official QUALITY G4 merch? Just look at pony conventions--they are 90% brony, 9% non-brony pony fan, and 1% actual children if you're lucky. G4 was never a kids show and trying to pretend that it is has only been hurting Hasbro this entire time.

Honestly, if it's "IRL human(s) in Equestria", it's at least worth watching it for the keks.
If it's "Ponies on IRL Earth", it's not even worth watching.

>>42362699
I like that y'all instantly assume "live action" has to mean" includes humans. MLP hasn't included humans in decades, what makes you think they'll add them now? It's probably just going to be live action adaptations of the ponies themselves.

>>42362690
Unironic predictions (since I now think the movie WILL be a Minecraft ripoff), who do you think will actually be the human star of the film? Because I feel like the connections to Minecraft will be too obvious if they really got Jack Black, so I doubt they would. So, who’s the poor-man’s Jack Black? Any real predictions? I barely know celebrities, so I’m not sure. I joked about Mike Myers earlier, but I would like to see him, personally. I doubt they’d pick him, though. Maybe Steve Carrell? What does everyone think?

>>42362701
Danny DeVito

>>42362700
>MLP hasn't included humans in decades
A decade and a half but thanks for making me feel very old

>>42362700
MLP has had humans as recently as 2019. If it’s not “human in Equestria,” it’ll either be Equestria Girls or Smurfs-style. And it can’t be live action if it’s only ponies. The most we could expect is Lion King-style 0% live action “live action.”

What if Michael Bay is the director? Would it change your opinion?
Hasbro might even want to create HasVerse, TF/MLP/DnD crossover is coming after.

>>42362706
Would prefer Mel Gibson

>>42362705
Oh right, Equestria Girls. I'd removed the existence of that tripe from my mind.

>>42362701
Gilbert Godfried

>>42362713
*Gottfried oops

>It's an action movie
>It's just laser battles all over again
Would you be disappointed?

>>42362713
>please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

>>42362602
That's so funny because we know all of us would just go pick up a child and pretend it was ours to go to the con. Did they really not think of this possibility?

>>42362717
I only just finished season 5, but no I wouldn't be. Battles with Tirek and Starlight were epic. Loved wartime Equestria in the S5 finale too.

>>42362711
>G4 Ponies go to IRL Earth
>Twilight says "wow, I've never seen humans before", implying EqG never happened

>>42362722
Based.

>>42362722
LOL!

>>42362717
Depends on how you view even more /dbs/pics being brought here.

I can't believe even Camp Cutie Mark sounds like a better thing now. Hasjew will always come up with something worse in the end.

>>42362701
It's gonna be James Marsden, 100%.

>>42362722
What if the entire movie is just them decanonizing things?

>>42362722
Kek, I will forgive anything bad with the movie as long as this happens
Total barbiejeet BTFO

>>42362700
Because including humans would greatly reduce costs.

>>42362721
Think about how Twilight defeated Ursa Minor in s01. There's like 5 different spells used creatively. People complain because they want to see transfiguration and shit.

>>42362360 (OP)
>this summer…
>everyone's favorite pony…
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to tirek voiced by Seth Rogen* What a bummer!
>*Chappell Roan starts playing* I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB
>*Twilight wakes up giddy for the moning as Celestia is carried away in the distance, her alarm is still going off and she can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as she's about to read "princess celestia kidnapped" remember to take up the other Mane 6 members, who's alarm is the local radio*
>"in other news, princess celestia has been-"
>Twilight, voiced by Jenna Ortega "It's me! The Princess of Friendship, Twilight! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Fluttershy, voiced by Zendaya, "just go on without me, Twilight"
>Twilight: "but together we are the Mane 6! Without you I'm just… the Mane 1."
>six ponies will find themselves
>Twilight "what?! Celestia is missing?"
>Rarity, voiced by Anya Taylor-Joy "really?"
>and maybe Celestia
>Twilight "and tirek took her?”
>Pinkie, voiced by Margot Robbie "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Tirek
>tirek: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of poison joke to Celestia* "poison joke?"
>*Celestia kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My parasprites!”
>who might need to be saved from celestia
>celestia, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Wiig "I keep inviting you to the summer sun celebration, to play buckball, to tea parties, and even to the Equestria Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*tirek twerking*
>Twilight "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*spike doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "pony" in the movie
>PONY
>My Little Pony

>>42362734
And Rainbow Dash's showoff routing in the gala tickets episode

>>42362705
No, in 2023 in the 40th anniversary comic.

>>42362736
kino

>>42362736
Somebody didn't read the OP. Someone already made that joke

o...kay this thread is getting extra retarded, time to leave.

>>42362727
I think it's unrelated to the next show. Article says they don't even have a team yet, so it's 5 years until the release at the minimum. Hasbro won't allow 5 years of no pony content.

>>42362741
its a reference to an old greentext about the mario movie retard

>>42362736
Based and funny
>>42362741
Who cares, it was funny too

>>42362743
Fuck off reddit nigger/pajeet trying to astroturf fan support for this

Will there be adults-only screenings so I can avoid looking like a pedophile

What if there's no humans, and no CGI? What if all actors wear pony quadsuits?

>>42362713
>>42362719
Hes fucking dead

>>42362750
nope. time to pedomaxx anon

>>42362750
I guarantee you that there will be board meet up groups to go see this movie together as to not get beaten by a parent.

>>42362750
Why would you look like a pedo? It is just a fucking movie, a lot of adult men went to see minecraft, sonic and superman by themselves

>>42362750
I genuinly hope that this might offer a chance of it flopping horrible. Mario, Sonic and Minecraft are relatively "normie" and "gender neutral" in comparison still
And I doubt it will get the old Brony audience since I see even faggots on twitter beeing mad about this

>inb4 this entire thing turns out to be live-action recreation of My Little Dashie

10 YEARS
NOW THEY GET THEIR WISH

>it's quietly cancelled a few years later
Your reaction?

>>42362772
Relief

>>42362772

>>42362766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBohDujLPs

>>42362766

>>42362787
CUTE

Reminder that Minecraft Movie was announced in 2014, and came out in 2025. That's 11 years of development.
We're not seeing this movie for a very, very long time.

So I gave rhe pink pony club song a chance and...
>It was good
Like sincerely, it was very good. How come anons in the past were acting like pathetic autists over it? It isn't even that insulting of a song

>>42362794
It’s okay.

>>42362792
I doubt it this is very clearly going to be a cash in on that trend. And if it does take that long who the fuck is it for?

There are bronies who live literally less than 10 minutes from me. What are you supposed to do at meetups.

>>42362801
You absolutely should poni poni

>>42362800
G4 MLP Movie was started in 2014, came out in 2017. And it's not even live-action, so development time is shorter.

>>42362807
>And it's not even live-action, so development time is shorter.
Animation takes longer than live action. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>42362753
And where do you think he went? Kek

>>42362812
I dropped a barbell on my head the other day and I thought Ibwas going to get to see Equestria :(

>>42362812
>Wings
>Castle
Oh fuck, he went to the Bad Place.

>>42362815
Hey, at least he didn't wind up in the worse place. Probably.

>It's not HiE/PoE
>Instead it's humanized Equestria
What are the chances?

>>42362835
Hopefully lower than Hasjew going extinct

>>42362465
>Do we know what this actually is? Is this going to be G4? A reboot? Will it use the main cast of G4 but a different continuity like Pony Life?
I hope they don't try to rape G4's continuity again like they tried to do with G5

>>42362839
Hasbro need to sell those pony toys, so it's unlikely. Unless... It's a Mahou Shoujo show, with humans transforming into ponies to battle evil.

>>42362840
>>42362465
Its defenitely going to be fucking G4. its a bland cashgrab trying to go for the Minecraft/Sonic Movie audience, so they need ESTABLISHED BRAND PRESENCE. They will not pay top dollar to have some Hollywood Stars jump around in this and not do bro-hooves with Rainbow Dash (voiced by some other celebrity)

>>42362841
>Mighty Morphin' Pony Rangers
>They wear gay spandex jumpsuits with horse head lookin helmets and do gay circus tricks
>Giant horse robots
picrel

I fuckin hate the live action adaptations trend so damn much

can't these braindead corpos just die already?

>>42362846
I know it's going to be G4, but at least I hope they don't use the same universe. It always makes me want to kill a g%tranny every time I see them acting like that shit is canon.

>>42362846
When Hasbro go for "Nostalgia", they always go for G1, tho.

>>42362407

>>42362360 (OP)
A film with 2d ponies and without any human actors would be pretty cool

>new high budget shitposting kino
I don't see the problem with this. .

>>42362360 (OP)
It will be kino you can screencap me on that. We will be so fucking back

Theres going to be jokes involving horse farts.

>>42362886
Glimfag will due from cumming too much in the movie theater.

please let him be in the movie and say him it's my waifu

What are chances that the movie guys have no idea who the ponies are? Twilight Sparkle will be saccharine pony who vomits rainbows, same with Rainbow Dash, Applejack and all the others. They will ask retarded questions like "what's a lie?", "what's war?" and will act like there's no death in Ponyland (movie guys are too retarded to look up Equestria's name). The theme will be "the loss of innocence" and "Earth is hell" or some shit.

>>42362903
over 9,000%

>>42362914
Are you sure? Hasbro is very controlling of it's brand, see comments from IDW and MLP manga.
...But then again, the Fosgitt's infamous Greta incident happened, so it's limited to main and major cast.

What if Purple Smart is hot and I get hard during the movie
Will there be a popcorn bucket to fuck

>>42362360 (OP)
My body is ready.

>>42362921
I hope really no one notices my boner when I head to the restroom for a wank.. (,,>﹏<,,)

What's the point in announcing the movie when even the premise isn't written yet, and there's no team?

>>42362787
No cap?

>>42362941
A smart company would use it to read people's reactions and make a movie the audience actually wants to see. A retarded company like hasjew won't give a fuck and still hire the cheapest crew to produce the most sterile boring shit anyway.

>EqD is coping that it means Fallout: Equestria adaptation
kek

>>42362360 (OP)
>the movie 2017
>absolute aids riddled diarrhea
>make your mark
>upgrades to non-aids-infected shit from the last
>live action 2025
>anything higher than shit? unlikely

>>42362903
I wanna say it's not 2011 anymore.... but 2025 is basically just the past 50 years combined in terms of media.

>>42362997
Who's so desperate trying to force the meme that ugly soulless 3D Sony-tier slop is better than 2017 movie with beautiful 2D animation and God tier soundtrack? Everybody agrees that it has huge flaws. But better than literal dogshit? Give me a fucking break.

>>42362997
>make your mark
Don't you mean "A New Generation"?

>>42362997
Who's so desperate trying to force the meme that ugly soulless 3D Sony-tier slop is better than 2017 movie with beautiful 2D animation and God tier soundtrack? Everybody agrees that it has huge flaws. But worse than literal dogshit? Give me a fucking break.

Live action mare fart scene.

>>42362407
>vast majority of users here are 18-20. We didn't join at the peak of the fandom's popularity
Speak for yourself. I'm 24 and was already on ponychan when I was 12.

>Shits on the floor
>"WILLST DU MICH VERPFERDEÄPPELN????!?"

>>42362388
>Teen titans movie great. G$ really showed G% what for now.
You are a smooth brained tranny

>we have 10 years worth of flash and toonboom assets we could use
>let's create a live action movie instead the goyim seemed to love the lion king remake!

>>42363009
The G5 movie was far better than the G4 movie.

>>42363024
Nice detailed argumentation there, shitpost-kun.

>>42362593
None of the VAs will return unless to do cameos as other characters
They'll recast them with big names
Get ready for Awkwafina as Rainbow Dash

>>42362886
that's a horse comedy classic, especially in movies for kids, but I doubt they'll go for it with sapient horses

>>42363028
Oh boy, that is going to happen.

>>42363028
>Sisu will be canon in MLPverse
I'm ok with this.

>>42362700
It wouldn't be live action then
The ponies would just be CGI in that case
Plus realistic looking ponies would not be as appealing to kids and Hasbro surely knows that

>>42362701
>thinking they'd get a man for the main role
If there'll be a human star, it'll be a woman

>>42362941
It isn't announced, this is just someone leaking it

>>42362360 (OP)
How the fuck do they do it???? Just when you think the IP couldn't get any worse they enshittify it even more. How much worse can they fuck over ponies?

>>42363025
Just following up on your shit explanation dilation dude

>>42363041
The worst part of it all is that I CAN'T GET OFF THE RIDE LET ME OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If Discord appears in this movie then there will be a joke about the human character getting confused and asking why he's named after "the gaming app"

>>42363055
Stop

>>42363055
>3D CGI Discord
I'm anxious, yet strangely curious.

Why do people think it will be like the Smurfs? I think it would be more successful if it were like Minecraft.

>>42363072
Hasbroke is always half a decade late when it comes to following trends.

>>42363084
Yeah but I mean, clearly they want to sell toys and if it is "ponies go to new york" is probably just the mane 6.

>>42362865
G1 has 0 fucking brand recognition nowadays. Meanwhile G4 is huge RIGHT NOW in China,and had by far the biggest sales of any gen. I can go now and buy Twilight sparkle and Rainboiw dash bandaids here in bunfuck europe

Wait, this isn't the total brand reinvention of 2027, right?

>>42362903
>>42363100
WHATS AN ALIHORN

>>42363041
the spirit of haber posesses hasbro to make MLP even more shit than it could be with his control

>>42363094
>Tian
>tian means sky, heavens
Can a pegasus qt be called a tianfu?

>>42363117
Tianmen Mare.

Calling it now, this will be some metafictional crap about the mane six finding out they're fictional cartoon characters

I know it's a meme but there's zero chance any human character is going to be a guy. The main cast will be entirely women. Hasbro see bronies as an embarrassment so there is no reason they'd even hint at a grown man being involved with ponies.
A lot of the folks running the show weren't even around in the early days of the fandom so their entire exposure to bronies is the "creepy grown men" meme. Even the fucking jar is a mainstream normie meme now.
If their social media and the Chinese market weren't heavily relying on G4 I'd even go as far to say they think the M6 are tainted by association.

>>42363131
if they gave up on their view of "morals", they could have made bambillions of bronies by selling plushies instead of just shitty plastic toys

but really, all they had to do was keep the show good

>>42363131
It's going to be a chiseled human male and he's going to have graphic intercourse with a mare on screncaps.

>>42363028
>Get ready for Awkwafina as Rainbow Dash
Goddammit

>>42362997
>>42363024
bait used to be believable

>>42363131
it has nothing to do with bronies being an embarassment. it's still a show for little girls, and despite decades of indoctrination, girls still prefer female protagonists while boys prefer male protagonists. it's as simple as that

i swear if it will end up like snow white and hire nigger actors...

i just learned about the movie please summarize how over this is for the fandom

>>42363170
Literally nothing is known about the premise and characters.

>>42363028
>Awkwafina's loud gravelly voice coming out of RD's mouth, screaming improved lines about her "wicked butt tattoo" and cultural references that make no sense for her to say

>>42362360 (OP)
Can't wait to see twilight and pinkie pie niggers at the big screen

>>42363009
Ah yes, annoying bad guy that acts like an old man, characters not acting like themselves, and annoying gremlin creature making shit jokes is waaaaay better than Rainbow Road trip and ANG

>>42363201
>better than Rainbow Road trip
No.
>and ANG
Yes.

>>42363157
This whole movie is bait

>>42363131
The protagonist would be a female adventurer, stumbled upon a humble male farmer one night, as she is hurt. Then, these horses start talking to her. They gathered around her, telling her that no one knows the horses can talk. They open a portal to equestria and bring the female lead in. We then cut to the humble male farmer, awoken briefly by the light, then back to sleep.

>>42363029
Yeah, Hasbro is pretty strict with ponies farting. It's not happened even once across the media.
>But what about...
Whoopee cushion is not a fart.

>>42363028
>They'll recast them with big names
Good thing we have PPP, we can change them back.

>>42363066
He'll be the only character to be 2D-animated. Not even a puppet, full frame-by-frame animation.

>>42363201
>and annoying gremlin creature making shit jokes
that's literally g5 though

>>42362531
I don't get it, she didn't transform

What pony is she voicing?

>>42362407
>a lot of new people who want new and epic content? AKA A LIVE-ACTION MLP Movie
Apparently a lot of dick-sucking hasdrones too.
It's no wonder Hasbro wanted Faust & the critical fans to be kicked out. They want a new generation of suckers to feed their disgusting slop to every 10 years. A new generation of suckers.
A LIVE ACTION MLP, REALLY? WE USED TO MAKE FUN OF THIS BACK IN 2011-2014 by saying we'll get a Smurf tier movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhBpgqXwrt8

>>42363358
This
We have the technology

>>42363094
the chinamen have some really pretty mares what the fuck

>>42363094
>Dream land con
Alright, that sounds cool

>>42363374
Random background character with one generic sentence like
>Aww no!

>>42363356
prepare to be shocked

>>42363422
It's not Misty who farted.

>>42363427
they still did it, they arent above it

>>42363131
There need to be a token man to show women superiority, tho.

>>42362360 (OP)
>live action
The best we can hope for is a feature length StormXF3 video

>>42363429
Slippery slope is a fallacy. If they didn't do it during Pony Life and Tell Your Tale days, they'll never do it.

>>42363422
not a pony thoughbeit

twibooru.org/262578
Here's your live action pony bro

>>42363168
It doesn't mattar as long as they don't rap. A voice is a voice.

>>42363433
Appeal to fallacy fallacy.

>>42363433
anon that webm is from tell your tale

>>42363439
Rapping was in G3, FIM, and A New Generation. You will enjoy it and you will find it hilarious.

>>42363429
but that thing is not sapient in any meaningful way

>>42363445
>>42363427

What if humans aren't modern people? G1 had medieval humans living in the same world as ponies. What if it's like that?

>>42363453
Medieval humans and modern humans are the same taxonomically. What are you even saying

>>42362360 (OP)
Well, expect to see mlp advertisements in public, merch, ads around the internet, drama drama drama on twitter, video essays in the coming years

>The Conversion Bureau fanfic is getting a big screen adaptation
How mad would you be?

is awkwafina actually involved in this movie? was that announced?

>>42363458
Speaking of fanfics, which fanfic that involves ponies and humans (G- or T-rated) would be perfect as a movie script?
>>42363455
Culture is different, no shitty outdated memes and stuff.

>>42363460
Nothing about this movie has been 'announced'. It's not even in development yet. This is just a leak.

>>42363468
Medievil people were also spitting some nasty memes in the pub

>>42363476
Stop spreading misinformation, this is not a leak.

>>42363500
It's a reliable source at Hasbro leaking info to a journalist, what do you call it

>>42361557
Hey, don't diss puns, they are a staple of MLP.

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR THAT THIRD STAR AHAHAHAH

>>42363542
FOUR stars next month faggot lube up for it

>>42363542
Go home, /vg/.

>>42363539
Kek

How will the post credits scene go? I can see two possible ways
>Sunset Shimmer (more toys)
>Zecora

>>42363598
Transformers crossover

So one thing, then G6 is going to be just this movie? or the movie would tie to a G6 show?

>>42363598
Fortnite collab
Have to keep brainrotists giddy

>>42362713
They carry around his corpse weekend at Bernie's style and an intern opens and closes his mouth while an impersonator talks. It's a metaphor for what they're doing to the franchise.

>>42363618
They already did this joke in "Family Appreciation Day".

>>42363612
Predicting the movie is gonna be its own thing, and Hasbroke will judge by its perfomance if they should even bother with making g6

>>42363041
It will get worse. You'll be alive for decades longer, and it will continue to get worse. The last thing you'll ever experience will be an official Hasbro MLP-themed cluster headache.

>>42363468
>which fanfic that involves ponies and humans (G- or T-rated) would be perfect as a movie script?
Friendship is Optimal. It would be topical too.

>>42363542
berdly would probably be a brony

Hasbro Cinematic Universe is real. HCU is coming. At the end the guy will recruit ponies.

>>42362658
I'm going to punch a hole in YOUR wall if it's G4

>>42363674
It would be funny but they aren't doing that

>>42363674
Sounds familiar.

>>42363362
Incorrect. It’s actually going to be a guy in a costume, or some shitty motion capture garbage.

>>42363682
They literally did that in the comicd

>G5 is so fucking dead and killed the MLP brand so much, Hasbro thinks it'd more profitable to just turn G6 into a live action movie
Has it ever been more over?

>>42363612
Hasbro doesn't own the full media rights to the Mane Six as they were by the end of FiM so who knows.

Imagine the leebait potential though

>>42363739
They literally don't need to, the whole point of "generations" is to be a fresh start. Which part of the reason why G% failed so hard being a fucking leech to G4's legacy, but I digress.

>>42363739
Yes, they do. They literally barely ever didn’t; they only had to pay a tiny fee to Discovery at one point in time. It wore off this year. They have full ownership now.

>>42363742
Lee is a soulless robot now, where's the fun in that?

>>42363748
The "fresh start" is stupid, and they can use the Mane Six as they were from season one to four. They just can't use anything beyond that. Plus redesigns will be owned by them and not co owned with Discovery.

>>42363750
Neat. Thanks for the clarification Anon. Might actually explain why they're doing this. But I got a be honest I expected an animated reboot

>>42363742
Only underage shartoids still care about lee

>>42363753
You're stupid. I'd rather give some other ponies some time in the spotlight. The M6 had their time to shine. maybe bring back one or two of them into the new cast like Pinkie or Flutters, but not everyone.

>>42363763
It's really hard to make a cast like them again, it's like trying to make another Optimus Prime, Link, Like Skywalker, or Kiryu Kazuma.

If the tiny alphagen girls like it and many plush toys/other merch (cards? bags?) are sold, it'll be a win for everyone except mom if she's not involved in the film

>>42362360 (OP)
The non-/mlp/ fans probably are hopeful and gleaming with excitement right now on Twitter

>>42362407
I’m a 19 year old Zoomer and I think you’re retarded.

>>42362360 (OP)
Only in a trannies wildest dream will this movie get made.

>>42362413
Wait, there are furries among us?

Who wants to kill Chris Cocks

>>42362825
That's clearly edited.
He doesn't have color.

>>42363789
Took a quick glance and even they know nothing good can come from this.

>>42363831
Do we and twitter have a minor agreement on something for once

>>42362566
>Hasbro doesn't just not care about bronies, they actively want us gone

lmao. That's so wrong. If you really think Hasbro doesn't want the autistic male with mountains of disposable income demographic you are fucking deluded.

>>42363831
on what accounts can i find these posts?

>>42363873
The problem is we never bought anything. Almost all of their toys sucked and we almost exclusively pirated all the shows and movies. They can’t profit off of us if we’re not buying their shit.

>>42363873
What is this, pajeet projection? HASBRO WANTS YOU GONE, BITCH. GONE GONE GONE.
50 year old married people with their 4-9 year olds daughters have infinitely more funds available than you wagecucking immigrant teenagers from the bumfuck of Ohio or outskirts of Los Angeles living in trailer parks.

>>42363847
>>42363881
Check the replies
https://x.com/ToonHive/status/1945299676988584110
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1945298788010119647

>>42363894
>You still NEED an account in order to view the replies
Did I mention how much I fucking hate Twitter & how nothing changed since Elon Musk bought it? Fuck Facebook too.

>>42363902
I'll summarize them for you:
>bronies are gross and smell bad
>this movie will be bad
>wow that's crazy fr fr no cap :skull:
That's about all of them

>>42363902
Oops, sorry, I forgot about that.
https://nitter.poast.org/ToonHive/status/1945299676988584110
https://nitter.poast.org/DiscussingFilm/status/1945298788010119647

>>42363913
that's crazy

Can't wait for this scene

>>42363937
I'm still surprised no one's done a switcheroo of this and have the CGI animal be the one driving.

>>42363949
Heh, be prepared to see Pinkie driving then
t. Insider knowledge

>>42363432
Soul

>>42363937
It will have Ranbo making remarks about how slow cars are compared to flying

>>42362566
>Hasbro doesn't just not care about bronies, they actively want us gone
They consider us high-risk investment after Guardians of Harmony failed and that Hasbro exec who pushed for it was forced to retire. So they delegate it to licensed partners like PopMart, Mighty Jaxx, Kotobukiya, etc.

i'd like to believe the movie would be produced like this
>>42363332

>>42363937
He's in

>>42363977
>They consider us high-risk investment after Guardians of Harmony failed and that Hasbro exec who pushed for it was forced to retire.
What? You’re talking about that toyline with the tie-in comic? That was super low risk, because there’s no way it costed them much. Even though it obviously did fail, they weren’t taking a big risk with it to begin with.

It is true, though, that that was their pathetic and shitty attempt to appeal to Bronies, while completely failing to grasp what we actually want to see. They haven’t thought of us as a real demographic since then.

>Pony taking over the site for April Fool's
>4chan goes down for two weeks
>Now this
The next Pony Thread Simulator is going to be peak

>>42363987
Yeah, because it will be entirely my posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQqpUf7vzs
LEAKED SCENE

>>42363986
>while completely failing to grasp what we actually want to see.
What do you want to see?

>>42364004
Cute mares doing cute things. Hasbro never should’ve thought about there being an adult demographic except for making high quality toys.

>>42364004
FiM reboot led by Faust which is set chronologically after S2E24. Faust has full creative control, the art style is identical to original FiM S1E1-S2E24.

>>42364009
They made an MLP spin off comic that didn't have mares in it??

>>42364023
It had mares in it, but they were pushing Spike, Cheese Sandwich, Discord and Shining Armor as part of some sort of a Male Six. I’m assuming Thorax would’ve been in there as well if it was actually successful, and then, maybe, Sunburst? But anyway, it failed massively, so it never turned into anything besides a comic and a couple toys.

>>42364039
Why wouldn't they just push more mares?

>>42364009
Fan Series is actually that. I dunno why Hasbro discontinued it.

>>42364039
>tfw the Mane Dix spinoff flopped

>>42364039
Hasbro missed the point. Instead of appealing to adult male fans, they tried to appeal to little boys. Obviously they failed.

>>42362710
>Celestia arrives in our world and immediately shoah's Jews.

>>42364073
Why would she shoah her creators?

>>42362407
Just because you move your hips,
it doesn't mean that you exist.
And just because you move your lips,
that doesn't mean that you exist.

>>42364077
Bonnie Zacherle and Lauren Faust aren't jews as far as I know.

>>42362761
minecraft, sonic and superman are not the same than mlp, at least in terms of normie screeching

For real though, who would be a good voice cast for the mane six if they want big names?

>>42364310
Me voicing every character

>>42364321
Only if you have a cute lisp

>>42362407
>everytime you do a poll you see the vast majority of users here are 18-20.
Huh. I was wondering why this place was so fucking shit these days.

>>42364310
Bella Ramsey, Zendaya, Hailey Bieber, Dasha Nekrasova, Charli XCX, Gal Gadot

>>42364310
Chris Pratt. He's so cool.

>>42362618

>>42364376
Spike had sex with me. He’s not based. He’s a faggot with shit taste.

>>42362767
>what's an alicorn
Do these retards not use context clues?

>>42362566
Actually it'd be based if it doesn't try to appeal to bronies, doing that is exactly what ruined G4. So I'm glad if Hasbro doesn't want any of that involved.
>>42363131
There could be a guy but he'd be obnoxious, evil or a faggot

>>42362531
>people like us who grew up with MLP
Someone who was 5 in 2010 when MLP released is 20 years old.
People who are 5 TODAY, were born AFTER MLP was cancelled.

Who exactly are they expecting to let in? Are they retarded?

>>42362701
Vin Deisel

I heard that some girl asked "where's Pinkie Pie?" during G5 movie in theaters. Little girls kinda don't care about year of release. TV reruns episodes all the time, anyway.

>>42362722

>>42364543
I was there. I heard her plea. So I walked up to her, sat down on my knees and looked her into her eyes for a brief moment before sighing. I said, "Pinkie Pie... she is canonically dead, Opaline murdered her, Opaline murdered them all, she is history. This is a new generation of My Little Pony and you have to accept that everything you have grown to love has long passed on without you. Pinkie Pie is now mere ashes after Opaline blasted her to smitherines. You couldn't save her. I couldn't save her. No one could. Everything Twilight Sparkle and her friends worked for in the nine seasons of Friendship Is Magic was all in vain. For nothing. Nothing can last forever, not even Pinkie Pie. It is better that you learn this lesson now than later." We both embraced each other as we cried and held onto a brushable Pinkie Pie figurine. Then, I realised A New Generation was a Netflix original and her mother came into the living room, chased me out, and called the police.

>>42364633
LOL!

>>42364646
HEY, you still owe me your G3 tier list!

>>42364654
Oh yeah, I’ll get on that. I’ll get on that soon.

There will be fart jokes involving the ponies in this movie.

>I try looking up what's new in /co/mrade land
>Lauren's shows still cancelled left and right
>The corpo live-action meme has caught up with ponies.

I've got the biggest thousand yard stare on my face right now. These people have no heart, they see money and care for nothing else in the world.

I kept seeing this thread and I thought it was you guys coming up with joke ideas about a live action movie. I didn't think a real live action movie had been announced. Gosh, that's embarrassing.
But I guess expected, Hasbro made the transformer live action movies right. And there was that Barbie's live action movie and Hasbro is just following trends. At least the theatres will be safe because no broneis are going to go see this. Bronies hardly exist anymore plus this isn't even FiM.
Yes indeed, the theatres will be safe, aside from the little girls who will be advertised to for 2 hours by some corporate slop garbage.

>>42363674
predicted it

>>42364697
>plus this isn't even FiM
It's clear they're gonna shove FiM characters into this since it was their most successful gen.

>>42364697
Do little girls even care about MLP anymore? I feel like the only things kids are into these days are tiktok and roblox.

>>42362360 (OP)
Assuming the worst case scenario where it's dogshit
>movie does well
>G6 is the lowest of low effort because you'll consoom it anyway
>movie bombs
>no more poni ever
I don't know how they're gonna do it, but this movie HAS to be good. It really is do or die this time

>>42364708
>Do little girls even care about MLP anymore
g5 flopped for a reason

>>42364712
>I don't know how they're gonna do it, but this movie HAS to be good. It really is do or die this time
It's truly over, then.

>>42364712
>no more poni ever
God I hope so

>>42364712
The second case is better for any sane person.

>>42363131
if they were smart, they'd get in on the nostalgia trend that Hollywood has been going through and actually base the entire thing on G1 and set the movie in the 1980s, and the only humans characters in it would be Megan, Danny and Molly.
an unironic 80s live-action fantasy movie based on G1 could be kino. (and would sidestep the potential man-made horrors of adapting FIM)

>>42364712
There will be more pony eventually. Even if Hasbro dies someone else will pick it up and make some shit with it.

>>42364730
as long as it's funny like those G1 abridged videos

>>42364739
There's Filly Funtasia, Mermicorno, Wild Manes, Not Quite Narwhal, Zoonicorn, etc.

>>42364705
Well how are they gonna do that if it's gen 5 doesn't gen 5 have their own "pinkie pie" and "scootaloo" I don't know because I'll never watch it, in fact I don't want to know, don't tell me.
I don't know why they'd but Gen 4 in the movie if they've already moved on, I don't think they ever backtrack with MLP. The movie itself I would think is entirely to boost their Gen 5. Maybe even get away from Gen 4 specifically, maybe Hasbro is more upset about the brony thing and wanting to distance themselves from it than I thought and they are really trying to cover it up now. Unless they've announced gen 4 is in the movie, I don't know.
It's hard to say what Hasbro these lizard people think, mostly because they don't think, they're only driven. Transformers movies were for adults, but with little girl products they're always treated as just the worst. I think the Barbie movie was also for adults though wasn't it. By adults I mean the modern family audience.

But Hasbro I think will follow their tradition of replacing the former MLP generation. They don't do that with other things like Transformers I don't think. G.I. Joe, Jem, Littlest Pet Shop, whatever PRODUCTS.

>>42364753
>doesn't gen 5 have their own "pinkie pie" and "scootaloo"
They have, but they are dead.

>>42364712
I hope they failed hard and give up on MLP. Retire the whole thing because they're never treat it with any respect anyway. Sell it to someone else. They won't.

I'm gonna look this up now. But I never understood why Hasbro lost the rights to some MLP characters, I understand that they did that's fine, from Gen 1, but who owns them then!? Who owns all these MLP characters that Hasbro lost the rights to?

>>42364761
i do

>>42362531
Yes that's what you said about G%

>>42363373
>she

>>42364712
>It really is do or die this time
That would only be the case if little girls' parents genuinely stopped buying pony toys forever onwards.
The shows and movies are ultimately just commercials for the toys and those aren't going anywhere.

>>42362548
Soooo... like EQG?

>>42364761
>but who owns them then
From what I understand, nobody owns them.
Hasbro just lost the trademark because they didn't pay the jew fee/didn't care enough to renew the trademark so they lost them

>>42364784
EqG is live-action?..

>>42364730
Almost nobody cares about G1.

>>42364796
you ever heard of that one conspiracy theory that springfield is real and the simpsons is actually live action? same idea.

>>42364787
No that can't be right. Lauren couldn't use certain designs and names.
Names I can understand, they lost the trademark to some of the names, and therefore they have to create new names, because you can't just have a character in a show without trademarking the characters name, that would be absurd, to a toy company.
But why would she not be allowed to use certain designs then.

>>42364760
G5 does not have Scootaloo. Only Twilight Sparkle (+nameless Mane Five), Spike, and... that's it. Even Celestia and Luna do not exist. Well, there's Discord in IDW comics.

>>42364815
>Even Celestia and Luna do not exist
Nonners...

Daily reminder that the one of the only mentions of G4 in G5 was to say Twilight was a despot who fucked everything up and none of FiM mattered
Make of that what you will

>>42364829
There are their Cutie Marks, but that's pretty much Easter Eggs that's should be dismissed. Their pics also were in that secret room, but that was later retconned into legally distinct white alicorn, and legally distinct dark alicorn.

>>42364844
Nonners... please... they appear on screen. They have their own 3D models....

>>42362891
0k>>42362891
Shut the fuck up I bet you use your genitals to excrete piss and sexual fluids from your body who has is fucking foul

>>42364835
They also strangely introduce a character named Maren Farse who they beat the crap out of and make fun of. And then these grown adult men in pony shirts show up and try to molest and steal toys from the fillies, and the G5 characters mock them relentlessly and defend the little fillies. G5 is so good.

>>42364835
G4 and G5 took place in parallel worlds, just like every other generation and its predecessor.

>>42362602
are they really too retarded to realise that they are exactly like the bronies (and are bronies)? do they think being female and "growing up with the show" makes them any different lmao

>>42362622
wow ur retarded

>>42364847
Oh yeah, I forgot about nameless cameo in MYM.

>>42364856
From the beginning of FiM there's been women trying to say "Actually I had My Little Pony PRODUCTS when I was a kid! hehe, I liked it before it was cool! and I suddenly like it again now, but these men aren't real fans my goodness they don't even know, I actually saw an episode from the older show one time, so." The Friendship is Witchcraft girl did that. And then they complain about how "And bronies are gross and make porn of the little characters, yuck!"

And there has always been a tiny my little pony fanbase type thing. But it's unrelated to the FiM fandom. They really don't go together. People like FiM because it's good. People like My Little Pony because they're toy collecting consoomers.

>>42364871
Okay, that sounded ironic. Here you go chud

>>42362360 (OP)
Mark my words: this will be a reboot in the same vein as Transformers One is.

>NOOOO I DON'T WANT IRL PONIES I MY CEREAL
consider this: irl ponies means horse genitalia in back 3/4 shots (which they can't hide) . Just like that we have canonical clop. God bless Hasbro. They just fucked themselves in the ass, without knowing it.

>>42364929
More proof of concept

>>42364815
>>42364917
>IDW
not canon

>>42364929
>canonical clop
What

+1 Derpster to epic bread.

>>42364929
I think it's live action in terms of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Right? Actually does that make sense. I've been thinking live action meant the cartoon characters enter the human world. But humans aren't in MLP anymore. But I would assume that's what they're doing. Because how else would they do it, it's obviously not going to be a live action horse film in a fantasy place with real horses and no humans.

>>42364929
is she ok?

also you are assuming we are not getting cgislop

>>42364929
>>42364933
Please kill yourself

Scruffy, why are you deleting picture of animals?

>>42364894
Is any form of collection just consooming? :c

>>42362794
Pink Pony Club has nothing to do with MLP, Pink Pony Club is about a drag bar and strip club called the Pink Pony in Atlanta.

>>42364973
has the pony word in it lolol

>>42363902
Use xcancel. Just type cancel after the x in the domain name.
https://xcancel.com/ToonHive/status/1945299676988584110

>>42362794
I listened to the medieval version. It's fine but it sounds like some girl being a pole dancer against her mom's wishes. That's it. I don't get how it's popular, but then again I never heard the real version.

>>42364973
I wouldn't be surprised if the popularity of the song is what convinced the executives to finally push the movie into production since that seems to be about the level of modern hollywood executive thinking.
>our focus group says thing is popular.
>put that in the movie!
also, the singer's last name is Roan, which is literally a kind of horse, so expect puns.

>>42362581
Are you watching it with your kids?

>>42365004
kids?

>>42364967
When it's worthless junk yes. And if you want to surround yourself with corporate product soulless toy trash, that's great. But that's what the My Little Pony fanbase is, it's about collecting the toys and it's a whole small community, I guess they still exist I don't know when the bronies came out they got sort of washed away. I suspect they don't like FiM that much because the ponies are actually attractive instead of being those ugly horrible looking things they originally were. It's like Beanie Babies, or now they have Funko Pops, but because there's TV shows and movies it's slightly "better", sure.

I was also going to add in terms of these "MLP fans" who go around "I'm a real fan because I like aaalll of Hasbro's many product TV commercial shows!" and I assume that's what this is >>42362602 I think that's understandable even though they're being rude, if you want to celebrate your My Little Pony toys yeah I wouldn't want to be there if you're not selling some hot Twilight Sparkle body pillows. Because I'm not some dumb consoomer!

>>42364973
Ok, so? The song is very good, and the lyrics without any video would never make you guess what the song is about, you can easily adapt it to MLP

Reminder that if you google "MLP" or "my little pony", google just assumes you're looking for FiM
The Mane Six ARE My Little Pony whether Hasbro likes it or not

>>42365004
Anon, 32 would be right up the alley for people in the OG fandom by today.
I was much younger than the rest and I'm 28 today. Seth and theold school bunch is even older, that guy was 23 back then and 37 now.

>>42362407
impressive bait

>>42364697
i feel like its gonna be Sonic more then barbie. main6 or whatver almagimation end up in the real world and stuff happens.
>>42364714
i mean yeah. its gonna be a weird g4ish nostalgia thing

>>42365044
Yeah it's disgusting, seeing the first internet generation getting older. The vast majority of millennials have moved on now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQPQxEf17VQ
Sadly some of them remain, rotting on places like /mlp/ all day. Or they're just normies now who occasionally use social internet, but that makes me more sad.

>>42363882
>we never bought anything
we did but it was all fan made unlicensed shit because hasbro was too incompetent to make anything half decent

I don't really care how bad the movie is as long as a mare and a human kiss on the lips at some point.

>>42364543
>Little girls kinda don't care about year of release
Kids are like that in general. When I watched Disney movies on VHS as a kid, the thought of these movies being 60-70 years old never crossed my mind. I think I got more done and learned more before I became hyperaware of the concept of time and began measuring everything I did against it.

>>42365077
C'mon man, you know that won't happen.

>>42362360 (OP)
I would honestly love it if the live-action mlp movie was just like the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie where it takes place after years of old show reruns and the entire movie is just a parody of old cartoon characters being put in live action movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ir_Kfl2o5A&list=PLFJc8NGnLU1Y2_ytvMsf5DIe-GrUevpVS&index=1

>>42362407
no u

>>42365111
Why can't they do it!?

>>42365137
Because it would upset the natural order.

>>42365077
>>42365111
minecraft did villager-human so...

>>42365148
That's different. He's still humanoid, so it's okay.
Main character gets a hug from the pastel colored horsies and that's it.
Did the villager actually kiss? I can't remember but I don't think so.

Considering Hasbro cited the Smurfs as an example to copy you know this means the ponies are probably going to be tiny, like the size of their toys, yeah?
Wouldn't be surprised if it's a "pony toys come to life" plot or something

>>42365157
>Hasbro
It was braindead exec bimbo from Sony Pictures Animation saying that when Hasbro pitched the initial movie concept to them.

>>42365149
The G4 ponies are humanoid enough.

>>42365184
To you. But normies will flip.

>>42362407
To all the neo-bronies, buck you.
This board is for middle aged men who are trying to comfort themselves by retreating back into ponies as their lives crumble around them. To relive the greatest time of their life, when My Little Pony was all that mattered.

Maybe they're not hip and with it, with all the skibbidy Roblox stuff, and AI fan art, and maybe their cat pays the rent, BUT THEY HAVE RIGHTS TO! Aging old men with no lives need a place to post ponies and /mlp/ is it. All young bronies need to move out of the way, with all their Starlight Glimmers and Thoraxs and non-glitchhop music remixes. Don't you realise your "peak" is never going to happen, things will never be as good as they used to be 10+ years ago? Just give up or join in watching "Brony nostalgia" playlists on youtube.

>>42362360 (OP)
https://x.com/Japhreal/status/1945352771399553441

>>42365201
>maybe their cat pays the rent
jej

>>42365201
why can't we all just get along?

>>42365192
I don't think that's true. The tone among normies when it comes to MLP rule 34 tends to be along the lines of "who cares, live and let live". People who show up and start talking about zoophilia usually get downvoted and told that's not what it is.

>>42365215
No one in history has been able to provide an answer to this that allows us to get along. In life, you have enemies. Whether it's 2025 BC or 2025 AD. Nothing has changed, and it's not going to change now.
And with that, I end my post with this:
Get the fuck off my board you gen z faggot. Back to tiktok.

This is worse than the time that MLP almost did a crossover episode with undertale

>>42365232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzFootWbMeU

>>42365232
This is worse than the time Fluttershy had breakfast with the whale from Moby Dick! hehehehe.

>>42362360 (OP)
None of you would actually have sex with a mare if she was standing in front of you.

>>42365240
You will never be a mare

>>42362360 (OP)
Oh my God it's going to be so awful I hate it already LET'S KEEP PONIES SACRED AND SEPERATE FROM THIS CURSED IRL WORLD

>>42365240
Why wouldn't we?

>>42365230
One day there will be 60 and 70 year old men posting with 30 and 40 and 20 year old and teenagers all on /mlp/.

>>42365240
You think you can tell me what to do, gigafag?

>>42365230
I'm cool I swear. I don't even use tiktok.

>>42365252
Oh I know the kids will be here. I'll just shit on them the whole way through and call them out for being the braindead retards they are. Some will get filtered, some will be too retarded to. Same as it ever was.

Post yfw when it's a G1 adaptation

>>42365252
>implying this isn't already happening.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

>>42365264
sorry, even if accurate I can't post jaks or I'll get another 3 day.

>another awful thread, courtesy of em el pee

>>42365266
Is basedjak banned from 4chan? I think I remember that happening maybe. That can't be real though. Even the bing bing wahoo nintendo switch guy, I like that gif.

>>42364633
Kek. It's like telling kids Santa isn't real. But more brutal

>>42364633
>Then, I realised A New Generation was a Netflix original and her mother came into the living room, chased me out, and called the police.
kek

>>42365101
Yeah, that's something it rubs me the wrong way when it comes to FiM and how future generations will engage with it, especially when binge-watching content has become so normal. They don't see eight and a half seasons with 26 episodes each, but one season with 221 episodes. This means they are less aware of differences between eras and their characteristics.

>>42365252
Considering there were adult males who watched G1 when it came out, I'd say that's likely to be the case.

>>42365265
I'm aware of adults who were into MLP since G1. They're as old as my parents.

>>42365331
>This means they are less aware of differences between eras and their characteristics.
As a newfag that binge watched the show in the late 2010s, this is completely right.
I did an experiment on the show's ten year anniversary, only watching episodes that were a full decade old. As you can guess, right now I am on Season 5.
I didn't see it at the time, but watching one episode a week, not being able to watch new seasons during simulated hiatuses, and then building up to MMC in 2023 finally made me hate Twilicorn, while in the past I had just been indifferent or generally unaffected by it. Twilight got wings in as little as two weeks when I was binge watching, so it didn't hit the same way.
anyway, I don't binge watch anything anymore.

>>42363028
I wouldn't be surprised if the original voice cast don't even have a background cameo. Remember when the official YouTube channel released an online series about Pinkie and didn't even contact Andrea Libman to reprise the role? And hell, Tara Strong is actively destroying her career with the Israel/Palestine shit so maybe whatever production company handles the movie decides she's too controversial even for a cameo.

>>42365349
Good call.
As someone who got into the ride when season 4 was starting out, I still didn't like Twilicorn when I saw the episode after a few months. I assume it may have had to do with my exposure to unicorn Twilight through references in other stuff and an episode I sorta watched a bit off but never gave much attention either in 2012 or earlier that same year.
season 4 only started broadcasting in my region a month or so after it had officially ended, so I mostly watched re-runs from season 1 to 3 on television and getting used to the setting when I stumbled upon it and a part of me got shattered.

If they bring back Golly from stone, I'm in.

I can't stand it ponybros. Hasbro will turn this movie into some weird shitty rainbow mix up between The Lion King Remake + The Smurfs.

in the end
sony won.

>>42365349
>I don't binge watch anything anymore

Good call, I limit the amount of episodes I watch from a show to enjoy it for longer.
As someone who got into FiM when season 4 was starting out, I still didn't like Twilicorn when I saw the episode just a few months In the ride.
I assume it may have had to do with my exposure to unicorn Twilight being referenced in other stuff and an episode I sort of watched but never gave much attention back in 2012 or earlier that same year. season 4 only started broadcasting in my region a month or so after it had officially ended, so I mostly watched re-runs from season 1 to 3 on television, getting used to the setting, when I stumbled upon it and I felt as shattered as those who watched it when it came out.

>mlp is now officially part of the list of "completely dead IPs that need to be revived with a live action reboot in order to make them viable for generating profit again"
I mean, what else was the point of the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie or Smurfs?

>>42365422
I'm actually kind of excited to see how terrible the ponies look

>>42362360 (OP)
There is a universe where the movie is made in a Who Framed Roger Rabbit style; some stormxf3 level kino. Unfortunately, this board has a higher chance of seeing Equestria than that world.

>>42364753
Gen 5 almost had pinkie pie again since that's used to be the original plan. The mane 6 were supposed to come back like the pillars from gen 4 and will help reuniting Equestria.

>>42365451
>I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures.
>In how many of them does the stormxf3 level kino happen?
>None of them.

>>42365428
>getting used to the setting, when I stumbled upon it and I felt as shattered as those who watched it when it came out
Yup. When dramatic change happens too fast, you don't care. When dramatic change takes years to show up and then happens suddenly, you hate it.
The amount of time it takes to get used to change is influenced by the amount of time you were used to what you are changing from. And most people respond with either sadness or anger to cope. We don't like change, especially when we've gotten used to what we have.
It's like how losing the person you were married to for three years hurts a lot less than losing the person you were married to for 60 years (assuming it's the rare real love and not whatever reason boomers typically stay together. A kinda love had by the old guy from the movie Up.)

>>42365331
Also, unlike long-running shows like The Simpsons and Spongebob, MLP never experienced any drastic visuals due to them being rigged on Flash so they can be recycled when necessary, so newer fans don't have a way to sub-consciously separate this different periods of time.
Reflecting upon G4 really makes me think about not only how important it is the social context to appreciate a piece of artwork, but to understand the time it takes as well.
Reading how long it took for something to be made will never be the same as experiencing that passage of time yourself.

>>42365498
>he doesn't remember the itunes colors or the sidemouths
couldn't be me

>>42365499
I did notice the odd coloring and side poses being more common in the first season while re-watching the show, but I don't think it is as drastic for the average person to think about. The art style would have to be bigger for it to be the case, enough to make someone want to re-draw a frame to show the contrast.

>>42365532
I noticed the saturation immediately. it's the best way to tell if an episode has sovl.

>>42365466
digits of despair...

Concept for a movie poster. The Mane 6 didn't come out right, but that can be improved later.

>>42365539
I don't and I doubt most people do, especially when it's something quite easy to change with basic color correcting techniques in any editing software.

Any cameo you'd like to see in the live action movie? He acted in a few movies and I want a running joke of him looking for work.

>>42365710
nic cage

>>42365748
this

>>42365157
Toy Story rip-off is an interesting angle, I never thought of that.

>>42365157
Live action would probably mean actual horses

New thread
>>42366073
>>42366073

Bump

>>42365331
>so normal
Fuck off, it became "normal" when pirated disks with five overcompressed seasons all on one DVD came out. Then there were torrents. So basically if you had a PC at any time after 1998, you "binge watched" stuff.

>>42366083
Third thread got deleted so here's the fourth

>>42366296
>>42366296