>Hey monkey-man c'mere. Yeah over here next to the cute pegasus ponies. Why do you look so nervous, we won't bite. We might just fly around you for a bit. Anyways my friend thinks your cute. Just cute though so don't get too excited. Go on tell us more about yourself she might change her stance. You know we can still tell you're nervous, we can hear your heart rate. Lighten up silly.

>>42366383 (OP)
>your cute
My cute? What about it?

my lovely ladies i am a married man to another mare

>>42366383 (OP)
ooga booga ooga booga *scratches ass*

>>42366383 (OP)
I don't want to brag, but when I was working at a place that had lot of young ladies they actually approached me like this. I didn't do anything with the opportunity though, just love pony too much

>>42366383 (OP)
I... I... I like mares. Yeah they got me crazy. I-I wanna get with a cute pastel pony.

>>42366396
upvoted

>>42366383 (OP)
>You look nervous
What're you a cop? Gonna tell me I smell like weed, too?

>>42366396
Fucking based

>>42366396
This reads totally organic and like it really happened.

>>42366403
So it's true... humans really do have no rhythm.

>>42366383 (OP)

I can probably easily bench lift both of you at once.
Pegasi probably naturally weigh less than other pony types so that's probably not a big accomplishment

Sex with Cloudchaser and Flitter.

I love them. I love them so much.

>>42366396
What place was that?
Gym?

>>42366664
working as a janitor for a strip club, where he was mistaken for a patron