Why don't ponies take drugs more often?
they don't need to, they're high on life.
>You won't believe me. I see flying ponies.
Evidenced by their great enthusiasm for cider season, most ponies in Ponyville must be alcoholics.
>>42367240 (OP)Because drugs are for niggers, ponies are white-coded.
>>42367240 (OP)because they are not your mom while pregnant with you
>>42367240 (OP)Drugs are an escape from shitty life and Equestria is a better place than Earth.
Have you taken substances in a room full of people?
For science.