Thread 42367482

>First time posting on this board
>Haven't watched the show because I hate it
>Didn't read any of the fanfics because that's for losers
>Have had sex with an equine horse once but only against my will
>I unironically enjoy Tamers12345 works

Am I still allowed to be an epic brony here? I'd appreciate help and instructions on how to use this board and the lexicon of this amazing fandom. Brohoof!

sage

how do you know you hate the show if you haven't watched it?

>>42367486
jokes =/= bait

>>42367482 (OP)
thanks for the easy report, btw to the retards typing sage on name mods will still ban you for it LOL

>>42367489
Ponies are for little girls, nonny!

>>42367482 (OP)
You'll fit right in here, welcome.

>>42367499
Reporting a new friend is rude. Thanks for the help though!

>>42367500
No, it's for little girls and their parents.

>>42367499
Isn't announcing reports a bannable offence too, backseat janny?

good thread

>>42367508
doesn't affect me when I shitpost to bait others to endlessly reply to me

>>42367520
Why would you report our fellow shitposters thougheverbeit

>>42367507
Well, my girlfriend is pregnant so I'll be a parent soon. Maybe I can start to watch the show. What episode should I hit first?

>>42367533
>Well, my girlfriend is pregnant so I'll be a parent soon.
Happy for you, anon. Who is the father?

>>42367533
watch the show in reverse order

>>42367530
so janny has to do his job (impossible for the janny who erping while he is a turk living in germany)

>>42367544
You know that by pointing out shitposts you do half his job with half the payment?

>>42367533
Unfortunately you must sacrifice your firstborn child in order to enter the fandom. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>42367538
I have yet to know but I will be a loving father no matter what

>>42367540
So S3E13 first, got it

>>42367556
>mlp fans have impregnated anyone
I don't think that's true anon...

>Janny deletes the reportfag's post but leaves the thread
Kek. What other proofs you need that they hate this board?

>>42367606
bro you were supposed to play along so we could trick OP...

>>42367615
>janny deleted posts that break the rules and not ones that don't

>>42367689
If trolling is not against le rules, why am I getting banned for that every other day?

>>42367689
OP post literally breaks global rules.

>>42367615
He was wrong though. You can't announce "sage" in the replies. I used the word in the OP so who the fuck would I be provoking with that lmao

>>42367720
>opening post post

>>42367722
I agree with you thought, but for a different reason.

>>42367615
>>42367720
Feel free to leave feedback on this site if you have any concerns.
>https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>42367723
>Original poster's post
Newfag

>>42367734
No, this site has long been beyond saving. I just come here to waste time pissing people off now.

>>42367482 (OP)
I say you may want to seriously think about how much Tamers you watch. Each episode probably has more fart jokes than all of the “Star Wars” prequels did put together, so unless you’re into that kind of humor, you may want to stay away.

>>42367734
I leave my feedback here in form of shitposts everyday.

>>42367698
because op's trolling is obviously in jest and funny, while presumably, your trolling is harmful to board quality.

>>42367797
You'll make a good janny.

>>42367482 (OP)
I'm a tardy unicorn from Canterlot who has been doing nothing but studying magic and equestrian history lately. Am I welcomed here in Ponyville?

>>42367944
You will be a good fuckmeat for the Earth Pony populous.

>>42367944
>bonehead nerd thinks she can go to earth pony territory
Ohnonono

>>42367805
Yeah clearly, since he likes working for free so much.

>>42367945
Never happened (?)

>>42368689
>He doesn't know

>>42367944
>Cancerlotter
Didnt read the rest
KYS

>>42367482 (OP)
Brohoof, fellow brony