>Hey dude we were gonna write a song about you. But we need a little bit inspiration for it. Can you tell us about your life? Where you come from? That’ll really help. Oh and can you also do it naked for us. Thats part of the song too.

>>42367867 (OP)
Skibidi nib nib skibidi skibidi dob dob skibidi toilet

>>42367867 (OP)
Break brakes.

>>42367867 (OP)
>N-nope.

>>42367867 (OP)
>Both song mares have rainbow cutie marks
What does it mean?

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

>>42367893
Sisters.

>>42367867 (OP)
>"I am... so lonely."
>"All the other Autists are scared of me."
>"No one talks to me."
>"No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable."
>"They send me from thread to thread committing atrocities in their name."
>"And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more."
>"I am a victim of my own success."
>"Anonymous".
>"I don't even get a real name."
>"Only a purpose."
>"I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. "
>"Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't."
>"I never do."
>"What would be the point?"
>"Not a single person in the entire universe would care."
>"Take it to your snoot."
>Boop.

>>42367867 (OP)
>I come from a world of perpetual strife.
>A world where it's every man for himself.
>A world where there is no peace.
>It's no surprise, really. My people always had to endure animosity.
>It started with the elements themselves.
>Where I come from, the wind, the rain, the sun, the world itself - they are all enemies to us.
>I come from an uncaring world.
>A cursed world, forever resentful of all that lives.
>A world that forced my ancestors to be evil just to live on for another day.
>But you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way.
>War is really what defines my species.
>War is what shaped us.
>We'd never get as far as we did without war.
>You want to know what kind of song to sing about my world?
>Sing a song about a world in which...
>War... is eternal.

>>42367867 (OP)
Why the fuck would you want to write a song about a guy who cranks it to mares and shitposts all day?

>>42368336
It's a diss track.

Girls I’m gonna be honest I’m dysfunctionally broken and my interests and personality would not translate to a song. Also Im not getting naked I would feel ashamed if I did.

I'm from the Fillypines if that helps!

>>42368321
We are professionals, and war is our profession.

Weapons 3/4

>>42367899
Give me a hug man, give me a hug

>>42369227
I already told you I'm not a KILLER

>>42367867 (OP)
>Ah, well, I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school..
>I travel quite extensively, I lived through both scruffenings and had a pretty good fun time during that I'VE SEEN TWILIGHT'S KINGDOM ABOUT 167 TIMES AND I LIKE IT A LITTLE MORE EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

We made flying machines go very fast raced them, and fired explosives at one another while doing so. Now I'm naked
https://youtu.be/7e4mDhaxj_M

>>42367867 (OP)
Dunno, something about the forbidden love between humans and ponies would be nice

>>42367878
fpbp

>>42367867 (OP)
They look quite snowpitiful in that pic. Makes me wanna scoop these two up and just cuddle them, blowing raspberries on their tummies!! Thanks, Anon.