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Anonymous No.42368638 >>42368645 >>42368652 >>42368804 >>42369308 >>42369342 >>42369356
>I know lifeโ€™s been pretty hard on you. Sometimes it gets so overwhelming you canโ€™t even think clearly. Then you get sad, angry and you cant even enjoy the little things in life. But if you just take these meds all of it will go away. No more pain, no more sadness, no more of those intrusive, ugly little thoughts. Youโ€™ll feel happier, the world will look nicer. All youโ€™ll have is clarity and peace of mind. Donโ€™t you wanna be happy? Do you love me your little nurse pony? Then just take your meds. It can all go away with just one or two little pills. I just want you to feel safe againโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.42368645 >>42369352
>>42368638 (OP)
Take your mind altering jew drugs and shove em up your ass.
I love being angry.
Anonymous No.42368648 >>42368757
Xanax? Zoloft?
Anonymous No.42368652
>>42368638 (OP)
No way, I'm keeping my balls.
Anonymous No.42368653 >>42368661 >>42368778
>10 minutes later
Anonymous No.42368661
>>42368653
So whats those meds doโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.42368757
>>42368648
Cyanide
Anonymous No.42368778
>>42368653
Hey Mr janny? How about you clean up the shit nobody wants on the board along with the porn?
Anonymous No.42368804
>>42368638 (OP)
Can you prescribe me absinthe?
Or laudanum.
Whichever.
Anonymous No.42369289 >>42369295
>15 minutes later
Anonymous No.42369295
>>42369289
wait a second
Anonymous No.42369308
>>42368638 (OP)
RAPE
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO RAPE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX
IF THE WORD RAPE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE RAPE I FEEL FOR PONIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.
FOR YOU.
RAPE
RAPE!
Anonymous No.42369335 >>42369342 >>42369343 >>42369352
Anonymous No.42369342
>>42368638 (OP)
>>42369335
Anonymous No.42369343 >>42369352
>>42369335
gracias medico
Anonymous No.42369351
Only one med worked and it stopped working after a few months. Have tried going back on it many times and it won't work again. Tried many other meds, they don't work.
Anonymous No.42369352 >>42369354 >>42369371 >>42369422
>>42368645
>>42369335
>>42369343
>modern MLP is filled to the brim with latinx
How does this make oldfags feel?
Anonymous No.42369354
>>42369352
Who?
Cares?
Anonymous No.42369356
>>42368638 (OP)
But Nurse Redheart, I haven't been prescribed any meds. To take them now wouldn't be safe.
>I know... :)
Oh...
Anonymous No.42369371
>>42369352
>doesn't recognize 'thanks doc' meme
>flag wearing idiot
[ ] Got here today
[x] Got here today and brown
Anonymous No.42369413 >>42369423 >>42370423
>tfw ywn be lobotomized by nurse redheart and have all higher function removed from your prefrontal cortex, being made totally helpless and dependent on her for milk and food and warmth
Bros.. Why even live?
Anonymous No.42369419
DO NOT TAKE MEDS ANONS, I DID AND THE MARES DISSAPEARED. ITS A TRICK
Anonymous No.42369422
>>42369352
Thanks, doc
Anonymous No.42369423 >>42369424 >>42369447
>>42369413
Why would you need milk as an adult man?
Anonymous No.42369424
>>42369423
>t. weak bones
Anonymous No.42369447
>>42369423
He wants to put his lips on her marenipples of course.
Anonymous No.42370295 >>42370325
How do cartoon horses have pharmacists companies who make meds?
Anonymous No.42370325
>>42370295
To remind you the fact that you do indeed need to take your daily prescription.
Anonymous No.42370423
>>42369413
fuck I don't have the screencap saved someone please link to the thread :c