How would each pony eat their Kitkat? - /mlp/ (#42368800) [Archived: 193 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:00:08 AM No.42368800
Kitkat
Kitkat
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This is a wip graph. Any other ponies to add on there or that you disagree with placement-wise? Discuss.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:38 AM No.42368807
Pinkie Pie would change up her method of eating them on a regular basis based purely on what would annoy the ponies around her.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:03:46 AM No.42368814
>>42368800 (OP)
>Characters I think are soï and timid, left
>Characters I think are bold and brash, right
What a deep analysis the anons on this board have, truly, masterminds of character analysis
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:03:48 AM No.42368815
>>42368807
I could also see Pinkie inhaling the entire bar in one gulp to be quirky.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:06:12 AM No.42368825
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>>42368800 (OP)
Coco shoves it up her ass
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:07:36 AM No.42368835
>>42368825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL0B8J44v_M
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:40:09 AM No.42369074
>>42368825
Why?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:45:20 AM No.42369090
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>>42368800 (OP)
With their mouth of course!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:50:22 AM No.42369104
>>42368814
theres not really anything else u can base it off, but i agree that the post is retarded
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:56:08 AM No.42369122
>>42369090
Such clever mare holy shit
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:05:06 AM No.42369134
>>42368814
i gues you could say this thread belongs in the trash
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:20:23 AM No.42369164
>>42368814
>No fun allowed
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:30:26 AM No.42369190
>>42368814
Wow you are very observant
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:31:42 AM No.42369195
>>42368814
You have discovered the joke, good sir!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:36:13 AM No.42369204
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>>42368814
More like characters I think belong in the trash!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:00:34 AM No.42370006
How has no one pointed oit the fact that both methods are retarded? Everyone breaks a Kitkat down in two two-bar slices and then eats them. No one does four one-bar slices. Whole - at least I can see, but left is retarded
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:10:08 AM No.42370019
>>42370006
wtf what kind of a fatass does two bars at once? four one-bars is the only way
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:22:23 AM No.42370046
>>42370019
Bait.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:24:25 AM No.42370049
>>42370046
sometimes, people can just have different opinions
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:43:11 AM No.42370067
>>42368800 (OP)
I was about to give up on this shitty thread at first but then that's a double dub. Then I read the replies.

>>42368814
Standard reply, got 3 keks

>>42368815
Comically accurate, funny

>>42368825
Kek funny

>>42369090
Double dubs, but also pun-funny

>>42369134
Best reply, also funny

>>42369204
This one's funny. Picrel makes it funnier.

Tldr, this thread is the gold in the catalog. PTS worthy.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:57:34 AM No.42370076
My wife is right. For some unexplainable reason I find eating all the bars together to taste better. I reckon it has something to do with the air gaps
Also, has your country changed from the old foil and paper cover to a shitty plastic one?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:42:43 PM No.42370142
Am I the only being in the entirety of Creation who peels off and eats the layer of chocolate on the outside of the piece first, then eats the inside?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:16:40 PM No.42370262
>>42370142
i know for a fact that you're not. i don't do this, but i've met people who do.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:03:21 PM No.42370415
celly extreme disdain
celly extreme disdain
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>>42368800 (OP)
Princess Celestia is NOT a full-bar biter. Godawful post. Delete it.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:50:18 PM No.42370530
>>42368800 (OP)
Celestia and Luna should swap places
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:01:28 PM No.42370869
>>42370142
I like to eat the top layer with the logo first, then the wafers inside, then the base. Of course I have to separate the bar first or my teeth would bump into the next bar over, so it would be the left one.

>>42370415
>>42370530
I disagree with a lot of these honestly, particularly Starlight and Sweetie Belle. This is like a prime example of the difference between Rarity and Swibble's personalities.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:06:15 PM No.42370877
>>42370019
>the taller glass means there's more water in it
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:48:11 PM No.42370983
>>42370877
...what?
No. You eat a chocolate bar for the taste. Shoving more into your mouth in one bite only means it's gone faster. Unless you're a fatass who can't enjoy anything unless it fills your giant gob.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:05:51 AM No.42371955
>>42368800 (OP)
Maybe unicorns on the left, everyone else on the right.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:19:54 AM No.42372421
>>42370415
Yes she is, she loves trolling.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:07:22 AM No.42372711
>>42368800 (OP)
Only communists eat like the right