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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.

Second for situations which only Pinkie Pie and maybe Sonata Dusk can innocently miscontrue as harmless fun.

>>42368995 (OP)
>>42368996
Beach Beauties indeed

>>42369159
the way this is drawn just feels so right

Don't make more threads of this, they are horrible

>>42369440
You're either new and don't know this general goes back to 2013, or secretly one of the OPs of those no-reason spam threads you're referring to intentionally trying to bait people here.
Pick your poison.

>>42369461
Being ancient doesn't save these threads from being horrible. I asked politely, please stop.

>>42369469
Make your bait believable next time and maybe I'll reply again after this point. 2/10 for now since you got 2 (You)s.

>>42369461
>>42369474
You’re likely talking to Sliderfag.
He’s probably going to try over the next week or so to push this thread off page 10.
Probably why he’s putting up that tough talk. He thinks no one’s aware.

>>42369505
>this general ever hits page 10
See? You're lame

>>42369505
Oh well, that cringe ass catalog war between him and those insufferable spammers is not my problem. I'll be up anyway.

>>42369513
>I'll be up anyway
Based

>>42369513
Cute Lyrabon

I can make long videos now.
still too many artifacts tho.
can't post here so just look for it.

At least Derpy put on an act

>>42369513
Since the death of the last thread took my tease for next Tuesday, I'd like to repeat it.

>Flac said "Yeah she loves a good love story and if it's working then I'm happy for you too. But where is 'Ponyville'? I don't think I've heard of there before?"
"You have not." I said "And I never thought Ponyville would be 'day one' conversation, but I can see a potential concern there that parents should be aware of, so we're going to get into it. I was content with multiple wives being the weirdest thing I exposed you to tonight, but this is going WAY past that..

For those that missed it, my green updated through last Tuesday is at https://ponepaste.org/10501

Hope you enjoy!

>>42370044
>Hope you enjoy!
I did!

You work hard to get to a big plot point and then you get there and then...
Truth be told I still can't decide how mad or not mad Alanamous should be.

>>42370748
He should be determined to get to the bottom of everything if anything

>>42370876
Fuck, She I mean.

>>42370876
If anything, I would be determined to get to Rarity's bottom

>>42370748
I'd say Alanamous would be pretty mad.
Knowing how vulgar she is, she'd hold some resentment against Twilight.
However, once her grandparents tell her everything, she might feel conflicted. She hates her mother, even saying that she might as well be dead, but some part of her wanted to at least know who she is.
Twilight's making an effort now, but I think that Alanamous doesn't know whether or not she deserves that chance.

>>42371028
Unf

>>42369989
Blessed Shonuff and his penchant for thicc renditions of our girls

>>42371607
i bet those things bounce around so much

>>42371607
Gotta love thicc Flutters in that ultra-tight outfit

>>42369474
I miss this artist.

Finally some Alanamous

>Be Momanon.
>And finally.
>You can talk to Alanamous about her mother.
>Something you feel should have been done long long ago.
>But.
>Bureaucratic nonsense had gotten in the way.
>Nonsense you agreed to, to be fair.
>Nonetheless.
>It resulted in Alana not having both parents growing up.
>But lets not dwell too much on the past.
>Right now you and Dadanon were sitting at the dining room table.
>With Alanamous.
>Who was still catching her breath from, you assume, running from wherever she came from.
>Dadanon gets up from his seat and heads into the kitchen.
>And returns to place a glass of ice water on the table for her.
>She immediately grabs the glass and chugs the water in a few seconds.
>Dadanon takes the hint and returns to the kitchen and comes back with an entire pitcher of water for your granddaughter.
>Again, she pours the glass full and chugs away.
>You notice her doing all this with only one hand.
>When she barged into the house, you did see there was a large red stain on one of her hands.
“Are you okay dear?”
>You decide to try to break the silence by asking about her hand.
>Alanamous looks to you and Dadanon with a hint of disdain.
>”Just so we’re clear; you knew since the beginning, didn’t you?”
>Nobody ever answers your questions and just throws them back at you.
>You take a deep breath.
>”Of course we did.” Dadanon answers for you. “How could we not?”
>”And you couldn’t tell me the truth my whole life because…?”
>She prods on.
”Because Twilight’s family had us sign a mountain of Nondisclosure Agreements otherwise we wouldn’t get to keep you.”
>You try to keep it light and simple.
>No real need to bring up the fact she could have been aborted.
>She doesn’t seem satisfied with the answer regardless.
>”That doesn’t make sense. Why would she give birth to me if she didn’t intend to keep me?”
>She asks.
“Because she and your father had a one night fling. There wasn’t supposed to me much to it. Then the accident happened with Anonymous.”
>You pause for a moment.
>And rub your eyes.
>Even after all these years.
>It’s still difficult to discuss the loss of your child.
>You take another deep breath and continue.
“They were young and reckless and didn’t use protection, so she ended up pregnant and if you haven’t noticed, her family is pretty influential and powerful. Both, financially and politically. Any sort of blemish like an unwanted teen pregnancy could have done some damage to their image”
>You pause.
”From what I remembered, it got messy, she was pressured to give you up and to not speak about it, hence the NDA’s I spoke about earlier.”
>”We also wrongfully thought Twilight would have broken the NDA’s herself, since, she would have the power to do that.”
>Dadanon chimes back in.

>>42372380

>”But, as the years dragged on, and there was no word from her, we sort of gave up on that assumption.”
>You then speak up again.
“I must apologize for when we used to tell you that she would come to see you when you were younger. That was irresponsible of Dadanon and I to give you false hope.”
>You tell her while bowing your head in shame.
>Truth be told.
>Even back then you had doubts Twilight would have bothered to show up.
>You guess you kept on hoping for it as a sort of cope.
>”And what were these NDAS you speak of?”
>Alana asks.
“We had to sign contracts to keep our mouths shut about who your mother is, and in turn we were given a large monetary compensation, and before you ask, We set it aside for you to inherit once you turn 18.”
>You pause.
“Or, you’ll inherit what’s left of it, since we’ve had to dip into it over the years of settlements of you injuring other kids.”
>Alanamous brings up her glass of water to take another drink.
>Still keeping her eyes on you and Dadanon.
>”So you mean to tell me that a piece of paper and money was all it took for you to play dumb for all these years?” She asked sarcastically. “Any sane court in the world would have laughed it out of the building!”
>She exclaims.
“If we had told you anything or if you had made any attempt to establish contact with her or her immediate family you were going to be taken from us!”
>You shoot back with your own raised voice.
>One of the many conditions of the contracts you signed like idiots.
>You feel a single tear escape from your eye.
>”Even the slightest risk of losing you was simply not worth the trouble.”
>Dadanon starts to speak for you.
>”Twilight Sparkle is your mother but our son, Anonymous, was your father.” He adds. “He is no longer with us and you are the only thing he left in this world, intentional or not.”
>Dadanon sits back in his seat.
>”And again, we basically bet on Twilight having any sort of motherly instincts to come for you.”
>Alana then looks down at that last comment.
>Silence then lingers for a few minutes before she speaks again.
>”Were you guys ever going to tell me?”
>She asks.
>Still looking down at her lap.
>You now notice the pitcher of water was empty.
“Believe it or not, we planned to tell you once you turned 18.”
>You shrugged your shoulders.
“Dadanon and I figure once you were your own adult, it could muddy up the contracts and NDA’s.”
>You then smile.
“And it may have given Twilight more headaches.”
>Alana doesn’t seem on edge anymore.
>Now it looks more like she is tired.
>She leans back in her seat.
>”So now what?”
>She asks.
>You shake your head.
“That is entirely up to you sweetie.” You tell your granddaughter. “If you want to give her a chance to be in your life, a chance to be the mother that she never was, that is your call now.”
>Alanamous looks down at the table.
>She then raises her other hand.

>>42372385

>To which you see a bloody mess of a hand.
>You jump out of your seat.
>”I crushed a glass and cut my hand up pretty good.”
>She admits to you.
>You take her hand and assess the damage.
>There were many cuts.
>But miraculously none of them looked deep enough to warrant a visit to the hospital.
>You have Dadanon go to the bathroom and grab the first aid kit.
>And you clean her hand with disinfectant.
“Sometimes I’m amazed by your strength.”
>You tell your granddaughter as you now wrap her hand up.
>”I don’t know what came over me, it was an odd feeling I’ve never felt before.”
>She tells you.
>During the wrapping phase, Alana’s phone starts to ring.
>She pays no attention to it.
>It rings again.
>And then again.
>She still won’t reach for it.
>Finally, your phone begins to ring.
>You take a look at the number.
>It’s unfamiliar.
>You answer anyways.
>”Hello, is this Momanon?”
>You don’t recognize the voice.
>They sound a bit nervous.
“Yes?”
>But you respond anyways.
>The person then audibly clears their throat.
>”This is Principal Sunset Shimmer from Canterlot High School and…” She pauses. “Alana-”
“Alanamous is home and safe.” You immediately tell her. “Seems like she came straight home from wherever she was.”
>Figured you’d cut to the chase.
>”Oh, thank goodness!”
>She exclaims.
>Sounding very exhausted.
>”I’m so sorry for this! We tried to stop her and-”
“It’s quite alright, she’s home, albeit very tired, but as long as you don’t seem to have an issue with it we can just leave it here and move on.”
>Again, you cut her off to reassure her all was well.
>”Well…”
>She seems to be thinking about something.
>Then you hear a sigh.
>”Yeah, we’ll call this a wash, as long as she is safe.”
>You nod.
“Have a pleasant evening.”
>”Likewise.”
>She responds to you and then hangs up.
>You then look over to Alanamous.
>Who was staring at her bandaged hand and then looks to you.
“I may have saved you some detention time.”
>You tell her with a smile
>To which she smiles back.
>”Thanks.”
>Grateful for the assist, she then looks down and then back to you.
>”Is there any food? I left before I could have dinner.”
>You smile at your granddaughter.
“There are some leftovers I can heat up for you.”
>Alana nods.
>”That sounds good.”
>You then get up and you plant a small kills on her forehead before you head into the kitchen.
>As you grab Tupperware from the refrigerator and plates from the cabinet, you realized something.
>Alanamous seemed rather receptive to your show of affection.
>Now, that could be that she’s too tired and hungry to keep her guard up.
>But perhaps this could be a turning point.
>You won’t really know until Alanamous makes her decision.
>To allow Twilight Sparkle to be the mother she failed to be up to now.

>>42372394

>Be Sunset Shimmer.
>And be worried.
>Not for the reasons you may think.
>Sure, the incident at Twilight’s lab was nothing short of a disaster.
>Well, a disaster in the sense that Alanamous and Twilight both sort of blew up on each other.
>Not just how things fell apart.
>But seemingly now there are several students who knows Alanamous is Twilight’s daughter.
>Something that is still supposed to be a secret.
>But more Alanamous’ reaction to the whole thing.
>Twilight spoke with the rest of the students after Alanamous barged out of the lab and you had to find out where she went.
>The other students all said they would keep things under wraps for now.
>But you know teenagers.
>They’re going to gossip.
>It’s in their nature.
>Especially since it involves one of their friends.
>Whatever Twilight has planned next she better do fast.
>But that part of Alanamous’ reaction was not what concerned you now.
>It was her crushing a glass with her bare hand.
>Now, you could just chalk that up to her having her fathers impressive strength.
>But.
>Something else happened.
>Something you don’t think anyone else noticed.
>Except maybe Twilight.
>But considering the situation, she probably didn’t notice in the heat of the moment.
>You haven’t really had any time since then to discuss it with her.
>It’s now Monday.
>School’s back in session.
>You are sitting in your office.
>Contemplating.
>You then pick up the phone of your school communication system.
“Could you summon Miss Alanamous Incognito to my office please?”
>You direct the school secretary.
>It’s best you try to nip this in the bud now.
>If you can, that is.
>Not even five minutes pass and Alanamous storms her way into your office.
>She was probably waiting for this.
>Without a single word, she comes up to your desk.
>Drops her backpack with a thud that shook the office.
>You still flinch when that happens.
>Despite that.
>She does not take a seat.
>She’s just starting you down.
>You stay calm.
>Lean back in your seat.
>You see that the hand she used to crush the glass was all bandaged up.
“How’s your hand?”
>You ask to try and break the ice.
>She doesn’t answer immediately.
>But she does lift it and looks at it herself.
>”Minor cuts. Nothing bad.”
>You nod.
>A little surprised she answered you.
>”So what’s your excuse for not telling me about Twilight Sparkle?”
>She casually asks you.
>Still looking at her hand.
>You lightly snort and smile at her bluntness.
“I only knew she was pregnant back then. Her family kept everything under wraps so I was lucky to even get that out of her.”
>You explain.
”I had no idea it was you until you were brought into my office on the first day of school.”
>Alanamous continues to stand.
>Now looking at you and not her hand.

>>42372398

>”And your reasoning for not telling me when I asked who my mom was because…?”
>She prolongs her last word and rolls her good hand.
“Because I’m fairly certain by now you’ve had a conversation with your grandparents about Twilight’s family. While I do not know to what lengths they went to keep this all hush hush, but considering the family’s political connections there was some sort of legal chicanery involved.”
>You see Alanamous relax her stance a bit.
“And to be honest, it’s really not my business as the school principal to spill family secrets.”
>She tenses up again.
>”But it was enough of your business to set this all up to get us together!?”
>She claps back.
>Her voice raised.
>You hold up both your hands and clap them together.
“It worked; didn’t it?” You ask. “You got to find out who your mom is without any outside influence.”
>Perhaps it worked too well.
>Considering the blow up.
>Her eyes raise.
>Then she relaxes her stance.
>Seems like that worked.
>She then hoisted her back up onto her back.
>”So then what can you tell me about the day my dad died?”
“What?”
>Fuck.
>That came out of nowhere.
>”My grandparents say they had a one night fling and it wasn’t meant to mean much. Then mysteriously my dad ‘accidentally’ dies.”
>She takes a step closer to your desk.
>”Something doesn’t add up.”
>Shit, you never thought she would bring this up.
“Twilight and Anon were dating at the time yes, but…”
>Again.
>Be careful with what you say here.
“They just seemed, like two opposites, and things at camp were just revealing that to them”
>You pause for a moment.
“As far as I know she and Anon had…, A night together. Thinking it would mend their relationship, and It didn’t.”
>You take a deep breath.
“Things kind of fell apart. Anon went into the woods and…”
>You stop it there.
>If anything.
>You may have already said too much.
>”Fell apart how?”
>Alana asks.
>Her voice again heightened with intensity.
>You shake your head with your hands up.
“That’s a question only Twilight Sparkle can answer.”
>You deflect.
>You were NOT going to be the one to tell her everything.
>Especially since you were the one who set everything off that pretty much sent Anon to his grim fate.
>Alanamous doesn’t look satisfied.
>But she finally takes a step back.
>”Fine.”
>She pouts and then takes out her phone.
>”Care to give me Twilight’s number then?”
>You hesitate for a moment.
>Yes, they know of each other now.
>But you are still unsure if you should.
>”Come on! It’s not like any Twilight ninjas are going to crash through the window and arrest you at this point.”
>She quips.
>You smirk and pull out your phone.
>And tell her Twilight’s number.
>You are sure Twilight won’t mind.
“So what are you going to say to her?”
>You ask out of curiosity.
>She turns to leave.
>”It’s really none of your business as the school principal to know family secrets.”
>She tells you.
“Ha!” You smile and sit back in your chair. “Fair.”
>Resting your elbows on your arm rest.

>>42372402

>Finally Alana begins to leave when you remember.
“Wait!”
>You call out.
>She then turns to you.
>Looking annoyed.
“How have you been feeling since that day?”
>Alana tilts her head.
>”I told you my hand is fine!”
>She answers and you shake your head.
“That’s not what I meant.” You then pat your chest. “I mean feeling, Any strange rushes of adrenaline? Light headedness? Odd feelings you can’t explain?”
>She has this sort of confused but mildly worried look on her face.
>”No.”
>Is all she says and leaves your office.
>She might have been aware of it.
>But you bet she won’t tell anyone.
>You spin in your chair to stare out the large window behind your desk.
>You then lightly clasp the pendant you’ve been wearing for decades now.
>It’s been years since you’ve had any sort of Equestrian magical shenanigans.
>But that night at Twilight’s lab.
>When Alanamous learned that Twilight Sparkle was her mother.
>And when she crushed that glass with her hand.
>You felt your pendant react.
>You don’t know what it means.
>Hell, you barely understand how your own magic works.
>But now you’re going to need to pay closer attention to Alanamous.
>And you are going to need to warn Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.
>And maybe the others.
>Because this could lead to problems.
>Maybe even big problems.

and that's the update. Updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

So, confession. I've had most of the major plot points of this story(including ending) all figured out in my head. Then one day a few weeks ago while I was writing, the MLP channel was playing an EqG marathon and Friendship Games and Legend of Everfree aired. That gave me an idea for the plot that I incorporated now. All of the plot points and ending are still intact but this may make things a tiny bit easier to get to places plot wise. Also, don't expect much of the other M6 to show up despite that small tease. There may be one or two who shows up besides Twi Dash and Shimmer.

Anyways, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome.

>>42372420
Nice

>>42372115
He should draw her in that outfit more often. It's pretty sexy.

>>42372728
More sexual flutters with Derpy

>>42372728
>He should draw her in that outfit more often. It's pretty sexy
From a few months ago
Who wouldn't get carried away with Flutters in this outfit?

>>42372881
Is she supposed to be a dictator or something?

>>42372993
No, just a cutie in fetish gear

>>42372420
Seeing as Twilight doesn't seem to even want to think of Anon, I wonder how partially reliving it by telling Alana will go, maybe it'll go smoother. Banger update as per usual

>>42372420
Nice update, it seems that when one question is answered, another takes its place!

>>42374277
Cute

>>42374416
Like Octavia, Rarity likes to show off as much of her classy body as possible

>>42375015
And you can't spell "classy" without "ass".

>>42375245
Octavia's class ass

>>42375015
>>42375485
I hope they don’t mind the erections I’d get for them…

>>42375596
Rarity will see it as a compliment, but only if you have the decorum to try to hide it. Octavia would be too posh to accept it as anything other than an insult.

>>42375604
That makes sense

>>42368995 (OP)
It's the weekend, Grey! Any updates on the Cup Cake story?

Kittylestia

>>42376073
Telemarketing job got super crazy today and yesterday in a way I wasn't able to predict, but it'll be tomorrow for sure because tomorrow's Sunday. I only just now got back to the computer.
The other needed-to-finish projects I mentioned in my other post are no longer in the way this time.
They can be found here if anyone cares:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/554727/19/bros-with-benefits/in
https://derpibooru.org/images/3642689

I might be writing some extra greens in the coming days too to get myself back into the swing of things.

>>42376922
>tomorrow for sure because tomorrow's Sunday
Got it. Can't wait!

>>42376547
I’d make her go purr.

>>42375485
Sexy uniform

I haven’t given up hope. I still really want to see her bouncing around with her skirt fluttering too…

>>42377554
Seconding.
It really looks like he’ll get to it at this rate, if he doesn’t start anything new this time.

Pinkiebutt

>>42377747
Yeah? Any updates?

>>42377934
Nice

>>42377934
I’d hug her from behind

>>42378149
I mean he posted a couple other things he did and apparently is finishing third today >>42376922
Pretty sure he’ll reply too

Titlicious Twilight

>>42376922
Holy cow that’s one hot Glimmer
Good stuff!

>>42379616
Oh yes

>>42376922
Is the Cup Cake story ready, Grey? Sunday is almost over.

Anchor for the anon coloring the bottomless humanized Fluttershy.
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https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/3/23/1992885.png
(NSFW, obviously)

Requesting that this sketch of bottomless humanized Fluttershy is colored. Be sure to expose her genitals.

Reference for color and painting style (also NSFW):
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/1/338611.jpg

And this is how the original artist would draw female genitals in the similar pose and from the similar angle. (WARNING: NSFW, anthro and hyper)
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/2/3/1952001.png
__________

Or, if you want to finish it yourself, here is the incomplete painting (it too is NSFW):
https://files.catbox.moe/oepn57.png

>>42380227
>this folder is no longer available

>>42380229
Looks it’s been taken down again. Next time it has to be uploaded somewhere else that isn’t mega

>Cup Cake is such a sweet lady who loves to bake things for others.
>She’s just now beginning to be over with the tail end of her most fun years and has been living a comfy life from her late 30s to early and mid 40s now.
>Wears sweaters during the winter holidays while baking caked and pies and all sorts of delicious desserts.
>Many of which, she participated in eating as well, getting into the spirit of what she’s been contributing to.
>This has been going on for several years, and it’s all okay because Cup Cake’s youthful party days are long behind her.
>She’s been settling down and living a slow-paced sweet life in which she relaxes and follows her culinary passion.
>Cup Cake makes some of the best desserts of all time due to her knowing which stuff is the tastiest and works the best together.
>She always brought the best desserts to every Christmas party, dressed up in her usual festive sweaters while doing what she does best.
>While the snow fell outside, the warm inside of the house would entrap the aroma of the most recent pie she was baking for a few guests.
>This was always her specialty.
>And winter soon isn’t the only season she would like to embrace her passion to.
>But while it was for a while, Cup Cake’s womanly body underneath all those clothes adjusted accordingly to her relaxed lifestyle of making and occasionally eating delicious desserts deep into her adult years…
>Slowing down and thickening out, Cup Cake still never lost her curves, and instead found them becoming wider and softer.
>This is partially due to her not realizing the origin of one of the more adventurous ingredients she tested, only knowing it to be bright pink is particularly tasty in a small container Crystal Prep’s principal would bring over saying she likes to make drinks with it.
>That started up in the winter… several months ago…
>When Summer comes early, so do the summer celebrations and traditions.
>Like opening the pool to the public, having barbecues, visiting the beach, running up the air conditioning bills and wearing less clothing.
>Cup Cake usually doesn’t go out in the heat, but has an odd urge to do a bake sale outside.
>The only person who seems available to help in the back of the tiny cart she bought is a young unassuming man in his 20s.
>She feels an aura about him she can’t put her finger on, and begs him to help her arrange things in the back of the tiny cramped cart.

>>42380343
>It was all arranged for this young man to join her in the tiny cart and he soon meets up with her in the early hours of the morning to set everything up.
>---
>You’ve been visiting in town living out of cheap motels for at least 6 months non-stop now.
>Being a temporary paperwork organizer for a small local school went super well for you in keeping an income going.
>But not being one of the main schools in the area, the school is out for the summer now and the rather small building is going to be closed for months.
>This wouldn’t have been an issue had one of the more major schools had any openings for you, but that’s not the case.
>You have another job somewhere else set up, and it begins in a month.
>But doing the math made you figure out that you’ll be in a 2-ish week window with no money unless you either find an EVEN CHEAPER motel to lug your stuff to, or if you go every other day without eating.
>Not being a fan of either of those options of starvation or roaches, you decide to take up the offer of this local woman who needs help with a summer bake sale from a tiny mobile cart.
>You’re surprised she hired you instead of someone local she actually knows.
>But you do not question it; this was the only luck you got.
>With a "welp" expression on your face, you did everything you needed to do to apply and got in touch with this nice woman and then took up the job.
>Gotta make an effort some way, right?
>---
>The drive over to Cup Cake's location wasn't far at all, being in the same town and all.
>You can see on the forecast that next week is going to have lots of high temperatures, giving the start to your brief little employment under Cup Cake a fiery head start.
>As long as you don't have to work a usual behind-a-desk job doing useless paperwork and phone calls and such.
>If this is what having a job is going to be like for the rest of your life until you retire, you'd rather just be a neet or something, that's just some nonsense.
>If only you didn't have any bills to pay or anything like that.
>"Yoohoo!" She waves over to you as soon as she figures out that you're the young man who volunteered to work for her over the next week or so.
>She smiles even wider as you step out of your car and approach her, seeming very pleased to meet you.
>"Hello! I'm sure you must know by now that I'm Cup Cake." She extends her hand to you, giving your hand the most professional feeling shake she can while maintaining her wholesome, informal demeanor.
>She seems pretty nice from what you've seen of her so far, more so in person than online once you walk up to her in front of her little self-owned cart she seems to own independently.

>>42380345
>She speaks very cheerfully and articulately too, instantly professional with you when she needs to be.
>"I really appreciate you helping me out with this. I'm not used to doing this outside during the summer." Cup Cake clamps her hands together after opening the small door.
"I'm more than happy to help." You step up the little bit of stairs into the interior of the cart that's elevated pretty high off of the parking lot below.
>The first thing you notice when inside of the cart is how cramped it is inside of here.
>There's a few drawers and shelves there's just enough room in here for.
>Other than that, it's going to be difficult to maneuver around in here overall.
>"Whaddaya think?" She follows you inside, unintentionally giving you a vibe that she's trapping you inside of here right where she wants you.
"Sure is roomy in here." You joke.
>Cup Cake's laugh is one of the cutest you've ever heard.
>She goes on to explain to you how business is going to operate on each day you're here, detailing how you'll be inside the cart helping her do things faster while she stays at the little open window with the small counter interacting with the customers.
>Seems simple enough, and Cup Cake is very clearly a very nice lady; you can't wait to do this with her.
>This meeting so far has been a brief and informal meeting where you two know one another as acquaintances that just met in an online ad for which you applied to work for Cup Cake over the next week or so.
>The payment/salary method has already been figured out too as she has even taken your financial situation into consideration; you'll be paid by the day.
>Nothing special really happens the first time you two meet, but oh does that not say a lot about the next couple of times.
>All it's going to take is the weather getting warmer... or hotter, rather.
>---
>Before too long, it's time to start your first day on the job.
>Cup Cake was just as cheerful as the day you first met her in person on the really warm morning you drove up to where her cart is in the parking lot.
>You help her move tons of non-perishable materials into the cart, with her wearing what seems like a thin overcoat over an apron underneath.
>"It's gonna be hot today." Cup Cake lets you know. "You came dressed to swim, right? Just in case you need to take a break and take a dip in the nearby pool?"
"Oh, there's a pool nearby? That's great!"
>"Yeah, great for the occasion."
"Yeah, I got my swimming trunks on." You rub two fingers around the silky waterproof fabric poking out from under your large T-shirt. "I came prepared."

>>42380347
>"Great to hear! Alright, c'mon now. It might take us a while to set things up once we get to the spot I chose that has lots of people." Cup Cake urges you on.
>You plan to slip out of your T-shirt as soon as it's too warm to have it on.
>As soon as everything is packed up and ready to go, Cup Cake makes sure you're sturdy in place inside of the cart if you choose to ride along inside of it and hitches the thing to her own car and drives off.
>But as she drives, Cup Cake begins to worry about something you're not aware of yet.
>Her rather almost modest bikini is better suited for a woman with less curves to challenge the tied strings.
>The back of her bikini bottoms already doesn’t do a lot to fully cover her big round soft cheeks above her thick thighs.
>So many years of dessert intake has “gone straight to her butt”, stretching and straining the backs of any pairs of pants she would wear in less warm weather.
>Cup Cake would feel a lot more accustomed to loose dresses and such at parties.
>At least when it came to her rear and lower half.
>Her chest and upper half would be another story, especially one that would challenge her usual bras while going through her 30s and thickening out.
>Everywhere that hadn’t done so before gained a layer or two of extra softness.
>The curves on Cup Cake’s body were still usually followed like a set of rules when the extra pounds started piling on thanks to so many sweet desserts that became her world.
>But the cusp of every sexy curve would enhance themselves.
>Becoming the aforementioned challenge for namely her bras needing adjustments to suit new sweets-fueled developments.
>So that said another story for her chest was usually more bad news for whatever bra she was wearing.
>And the back of her bra would sometimes come undone after her soft bust snuck in an extra swell from both her already fully developed breasts feeling the impact of too many sweet desserts over her 30s with milk usually on the side.
>She usually wore so many clothes that she never noticed until she was outside of the moment and undressing or showering, never caring enough to remember later.
>Cup Cake allowed her figure to soften, thicken and widen so much over the years through this but maintained those curves like a set of rules.
>She didn’t realize she had to go up her bikini size just like she went of a cup size with her bra~.
>Her body that was sometimes bad news for her bra is now even worse news for her bikini~.
>Cup Cake stared on in disbelief into the mirror this morning at how small in comparison her huge assets and soft, wide womanly curves makes this stressed black bikini appear…

>>42380349
>The straps over her round fertile hips and smooth broad shoulders dig deliciously into her soft flesh against her perfect silky skin…
>Cup Cake knows that if she walks around in public on the beach wearing this inappropriately small bikini on her thick, soft curvy body, her full-figured womanly form will unavoidably present those exposed curves; featuring Cup Cake’s big round buttcheeks and huge busty boobies almost exposed while jiggling to even the slightest motions~.
>At least she’ll be wearing an apron over this all day; it’s going to be too hot for too many hours to wear anything else…
>After several minutes of her driving, you've survived the ride over to the spot where the two of you are going to set up shop.
>It’s even hotter inside of here with the entire cart closed off and gathering the heat.
>With a light rumbling noise, the metal barrier rolls up and lets the outside air start seeping into the cart directly.
>There couldn’t be any frozen goods since Cup Cake doesn’t have anything but a small oven in here and a few protected shelves for the orders.
>As her little helper, you stand behind Cup Cake in nothing but a pair of swimming trunks after she steps inside.
>Laying your eyes upon something you hadn't exactly expected as Cup Cake faces her paying customers as they approach the cart:
>Cup Cake’s smooth back and soft round bottom, both of her large cheeks too much flesh for the back of that black bikini to contain.
>That article of clothing is trying its darnedest to be modest, but it can’t reach the soft crease of Cup Cake’s soft underbutt.
>Not even able to cover her smooth skin halfway down each of her slightly wobbling buttcheeks that react to her stepping around right in front of you.
>”One medium funnel cake coming up!” She declares.
>You watch that big soft ass jiggle even more while she goes from one side of the cart to the other, fetching necessary ingredients.
>The proximity between you two is too close not to thinking about pulling a certain kind of stunt and playing it off like it wasn't intentional.
~

>>42377554
Give me until the end of July to work off of the previous place I left off at and I'll see if I can properly complete the entire animation cycle by then.

>>42380351
>>42379942
I got back to it and I realized the version I first wrote was such a mess that I decided to start it over completely, but here's the first five posts now. I'm not going to beat around the bush with fluff in the story and just get right to the point.

>>42380370
>here's the first five posts now
Can't wait for the rest!

Is StreamOfGreen still around here? Man I really like your green, are you gonna end it?

(https://ponepaste.org/10319)

>>42376922
>There’s new rd tomboy chapters
>They’re all lewd
Christmas in July!

>>42380227
>>42380327
Not that anon >>42380229 but Dropbox has potential.

>>42380649
I think dropbox isn't any better, and in fact might be a bit worse in terms of persistence.

>>42380327
>>42380702
So where then?

>>42381096
More Luna required

How do ponyfags cope with knowing EQG ended on a much higher note with much more likable characters than the main series?

>>42381747
Wrong EqG thread to ask that in that way in. Most of us don’t give a shit about the board turf war or the falseflags it brings.
That said, EqG did have a pretty nice but not very satisfying ending since lots of things didn’t get to happen. Still better than the garbage disaster that was seasons 8 and 9, especially 9 and 9’s finale. But I wish FiM got a better ending than that, they didn’t deserve that horrible shit.

>>42381794
they didn't but some of them did

>>42381747
The overwhelming majority of EqG fags are pony-first or pony-inclusive while true EqG-exclusive fags are an extreme rarity.

>>42382082
>extreme rarity.
This makes me imagine rarity on a motorbike popping a wheelie

>>42382082
most EQG fags are "doesn't care either way" gigachad master race

>>42382121
>calling yourself gigachad
NGMI.

>>42382121
I imagine the reason why they’re still seen less is because they post less often than the loud vocal minority they want nothing to do with.

>>42382082
>an extreme rarity
We're glad she is

Royal sisters.

>>42382407
More Celestia & Luna

>>42382407
>>42382652
I fully submit to them both

>>42382407
Omg thats so cute!!!!

>>42383019
I know right? I love them!

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>Innominate asked "You want me to make friends?"
"Technically I just asked you to be open to it." I said. "It's important that these things happen naturally. Now let me guess. If you're anything like the green boys before you, then you think of yourself as kind of shy right? Maybe a bit on the introvert side?"
>Innominate said "Well, yes to both of those. How did you know?"
"That's a better question than you know." I said. "But for the actual answer, do you remember that I told you I've met others that basically look like us?"
Innominate said "Y-yeah."
"Well they were also all a bit shy and introverted. And in the interest of full disclosure, so was I. So don't let that worry you. Just be open to it is all I'm asking."
>Innominate said "Ok I think I can be open to it. Is there anything else I should know?"
"Oh yeah, one more thing that's totally unrelated." I said. "Have you ever seen the really old musical movies like The Wizard of OZ or Singing in the Rain? The type of movie where someone starts singing in public and others just kinda join in?"
Innominate said "Yeah I've seen those. A lot of them are pretty fun."
"That's a good attitude little man!" I said. "Because public singing really DOES happen here. And when I was new, I was not really sure how to handle it. Sounds like you'll be fine though."
>Paige said "I think I heard about that online, but I didn't believe it. So you're saying it actually DOES happen?"
"It absolutely does." I said. "On my fourth day of school during a break between classes, the Principal and Vice Principal started singing over the PA system. And EVERY single student and member of staff that I could see joined in! When I told my friends about it later, they thought I didn't join in because I was shy and I didn't have the heart to correct them. So yeah, that stuff happens here."
>Innominate said "Woah."
"Sounds like you're a bit braver than I was at your age." I said. "That reminds me. Would you say you're a bit of a gamer?"
>Innominate looked a little surprised as he asked "How did you know?'
I just smiled and asked "Have you heard of an upcoming VR game called Friendship Sim 4?"
>Innominate exclaimed "Yeah, everyone's heard of that one! It's supposed to be great but it's in a secret beta somewhere right now... Wait, don't tell me you.."

>>42383468
I smiled as I opened my briefcase and pulled some slim goggles and thin gloves out of a lid pocket as I said "The idea for the game came from someone related to another green boy and we have a section of coders on the dev crew. Canterlot was chosen as a beta site because our youth tend to be very well behaved. Now I think you should ask your parents if it's ok first, but honestly I wanted a chance to talk to them for a bit, but didn't want to be rude to you."
>Innominate said with a smile "I get it. Mom, Dad, may I play this incredibly cool game please?"
>Paige said "That sounds fine dear. Since it's VR, why don't you go in your uncle's room which is mostly empty?"
>Innominate said "Got it! Thanks!"
As I handed him the surprisingly non-bulky controls, I said "Just a few quick details to mention. There's a pre-approved beta account on this but it's still going to ask all the things you'd expect a game to ask except no credit card is needed. There's tutorials on the controls of course. Oh and a personal suggestion I would make is take the default skin for tonight so you can get into the game right away ok?"
>Innominate said "Sounds good! Thank you again!" and took off.
>Once he was away Flac asked "You told us you were with the Canterlot Welcome Committee, but on the phone you said you were with King of Canterlot Consolidated. Which is it?"
I smiled as I replied "That's an entirely fair question and I deserve it for flexing like that. The truth is the Canterlot Welcome Comittee is a division of King of Canterlot Consolidated, so both are true."
>Flac pressed on with "Are you this 'King of Canterlot' fella?"
"Oh no no sir. His name is Anonymous and any google search will confirm that. He was the first green boy to come to Canterlot while I was the second. Your son Innominate is the sixth."
>Flac was undeterred. "Does that mean you're second in command?"
"I wouldn't say that." I said. "Most would agree that Sunset Shimmer, often called the Queen of Canterlot, is his second in command. My position would best be described as his right hand man. I have great autonomy to act as I see fit."
>Paige cut in with "And you wanted to talk to us about our son?"

>>42383471
"Yes ma'am I do. Thank you." I said "Over the years we've noticed that green boys, well I don't want to say 'have a destiny', but there are some distinct patterns that tend to set us apart. And now that I'm a parent as well, I feel the need to let you folks know some of what's in store."
>Paige got a critical look in her eye as she asked "Only some of?"
"Yeah that sounded bad. I get it." I said. "But the simple truth is I can't know everything that's going to happen. Especially since his journey is only beginning. But I can give you some broad generalities. Things that have been true for every green boy before him, including me. First thing to know is that every green boy at CHS has had a life of adventure while there."
>Flac said "Adventure doesn't sound so bad at his age."
>Paige stiffened as she said "But that's a double-sided coin isn't it?"
"Yes ma'am it is. That's very perceptive." I said. "So we came up with something to give the parents of the next green boy, which is Innominate, to help them with the burden." Then I closed my briefcase and drew several symbols on it and smacked it with my open hand. A panel popped out of the side that held two golden business cards.
I took the business cards and proffered them to Flac and Paige. "Please take these and keep them somewhere you can find them when you need to. On the nights when Innominate and his friends don't come home, or you think you have a building parental concern, hold theses cards and call the number on them. You will be connected to someone that understands. It's a small mercy, but it's more than my parents had."
>Paige immediately took one and glared at Flac until he took the other. Paige then said "Thank you. So a life of adventure. What else?"
"At some point, and perhaps more than once, he will decide the fate of Canterlot." I said. "That's a big part of why I had him pay attention with what Tac was going through. To show him that power can be wielded with kindness and doesn't need to hurt anyone."
>Flac then said "Uh, regarding that. I'm sorry but I doubt I'll be able to repay you for that."
"Please don't worry about that. I'm not expecting repayment from anyone for that. But would it be ok with you folks if I came back around in a few days to check on him? See if he needs anything like an apartment or job?"
>Flac quietly said "That would be amazing. Thank you."

>>42383473
"It's no problem." I said. "We look out for our people here and he's going to be one of them. He's already had to go through more than most to get here, so we'll help him see the promise of Canterlot." Just then, something inside my briefcase started beeping. They were calling because I had gone to long without a check in most likely.
"Sorry folks." I said. "It looks like I'm getting a call now." I flipped open the laptop that had started booting when the call was received.
>My wives were onscreen. In their trademark unison they said "Hi Billy!"
"Hello ladies." I said with a smile. I have news but let's hear why you called first alright?"
>Apple Bloom said "Thank you. We have an all hands on deck situation incoming and we need you back."
>Scootaloo said "There's been some kind of natural disaster in Ponyville and they have to evacuate."
>Sweetie Belle said "So we're taking them all at the castle and we're going to need everyone here to help. What was your news Billy?"
As I swung the display around I said "Ladies I would like to introduce you to Flac and Paige. They are recently arrived and the parents of the sixth green boy Innominate. Flac and Paige, these are my three wives. Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle.
>Flac and Paige were plainly surprised but managed a friendly "Hello." and wave.
>In unison my ladies said "It's a pleasure to meet you!
>Apple Bloom then said "Billy."
And I spun the display back to me and said "Yes dear?"
>Apple Bloom said "You're still in the middle of it there aren't you.?"
"Yes I am."
>Scootaloo said "Alright. You're excused until that's finished. Then head back here."
"Finish and come back. Understood. Anything else?"
>Sweetie Belle said "Yeah. The Mane Six are staying behind to deal with the event there, but the Cutie Mark Crusaders will be coming here!"
"Got it! Appreciate the warning! Thank you ladies, you're amazing!" and the call was ended.
Then I turned to face Flac and Paige again who were looking at me in hopes of a few explanations.
>Flac looked relieved when Paige took the initiative to ask "So.. three wives?"

>>42383476
"Yup. Look I was about a minute away from telling you when they called. Because that's another thing we green boys have in common. After graduation, we were all set up to marry multiple wives. Then they all get invited to live in the castle. So far all of them have accepted."
>Flac asked "And what do they do at the castle?"
"By then, they're all highly motivated people with hopes and dreams to work toward. Anonymous figures out how to integrate them into the industries we already have set up and creates new divisions in King of the Castle Conglomerated if needed and teaches them how to succeed."
"So to sum up, whatever Innominate has decided he wants to do by graduation is what he will do. And he'll likely do brilliantly."
>Flac then said "But most teenagers would like to just sit around and play video games."
"I can agree with that." I said. "But most teenagers don't experience adventure like green boys and their friends. Adventure doesn't reward laziness in general. Rather it forges character in a bold fashion. They learn to trust each other and work together. Also by now there is the legacy of prior green boys to live up to."
>Paige said "That sounds well and good, but I'd still like to ask. How did you get three wives?"
"Well in my case, it was actually reasonably simple. But to explain my three wives, I should start by saying that Anonymous has seven wives. In fact, do you mind if I show you a video from fifteen years ago I took on my first day of school? It will help with the context.
>They agreed and after a short explanation of the setup, they watched Anon face down a potentially unruly crowd of classmates, deal with the idiots that had upset folks, and then stand tall as he answered questions from the Principal and Vice Principal.
"Now right after that video was taken, Principal Celestia remembered I was behind her and introduced me to Anonymous. She said we might be able to form a connection. He went and introduced my shy behind to his future wives and then turned me around and introduced me to my future wives. Now two of my wives are sisters with two of his wives and my other wife idolized another of his wives."

>>42383480
"Now my wives had been close friends for a long time already, and they had watched their friends and family befriend, work with, and fall in love with Anonymous and start a relationship with him. Then I fell into their laps and they saw the same potential waiting to be unlocked in me. They made their decision and went to Sunset Shimmer aka The Queen of Canterlot, to learn from her how to make it happen and last more than an afternoon. By the time the semester was half done we had all been through trying times and decided we were going to make a go of it. We all got married after graduation and we're still going strong."
>Flac said "Yeah she loves a good love story and if it's working then I'm happy for you too. But where is 'Ponyville'? I don't think I've heard of there before?"
"You have not." I said "And I never thought Ponyville would be 'day one' conversation, but I can see a potential concern there that parents should be aware of, so we're going to get into it. I was content with multiple wives being the weirdest thing I exposed you to tonight, but this is going WAY past that..


>Innominate registered his account and went through the tutorial. Then he entered the game proper, bypassing character creation and taking the default as Billy had recommended.
>The first thing he did was examine himself and call up his character sheet. He was level one, but that was expected. The biggest surprise was he looked exactly like he did in real life down to the skintone, but in a fancy black suit, white shirt, and red tie. His class was.. Green Boy? How in the hell was THAT a class in a game?!? Oh well, apparently it was an epic class. Those were normally for experienced players.
>But since he knew enough to know that, maybe he could manage?
>He had only one skill and no equipment yet. The skill was 'Song of the Alicorn' and apparently it could cure and prevent status affects over a wide area.
>Aaand that was it.
>No attack skills.
>No defense skills.
>No movement skills.
>And no sensory skills.
>Crap. It seemed like life was stacked against him here.
>Oh well. The simple fact was he was incredibly lucky to even BE here.
>Might as well try. SO many folks would LOVE access to this game right now.
>Time to see what the hype was all about.
>He had a starter quest of "Make three friends!'

>>42383483
>In front of him was a meandering path leading to what looked like a walled starter village.
>There should be other players there. At least I hope so.
>I walked forward, learning the controls to turn with the path as I went.
>I was five feet from the unguarded village gate when it opened and a girl came out at a dead run.
>I had time to tell she had lavender skin, a pink lab coat, clear goggles, and a panicked expression before she collided with me.
>The collision couldn't physically hurt me, but the optical effects were quite jarring and a message in the corner said I was prone now.
>"Woah." I said. Mostly reacting to the graphical experience.
>She said "Sorry! I'm SO sorry! I barely escaped and I didn't think anyone else was going to join!"
>"No harm, no foul." I said with a smile. "I just joined the beta and I was heading to this starter village for my first quest to make three friends when we bumped into one another."
>She said "Just joined? Ok a few things then.. One, that's not a starter village. It's an instanced dungeon called Garden of the Gorgon. Two, I suppose a friend request is the least I can do after I ran into you like that.
>As I finally managed to find the controls to stand up again, a window appeared. It said "Katie wants to be your friend! Yes/No?"
>Naturally I clicked yes and eagerly said "Thank you!" As I did, more information about Katie was displayed and I could take a better look at her.
>Katie had black straight hair that went down to her neck. Brown eyes, and apparently her class was 'Researcher'. Couldn't tell her level yet.
>Katie said "Think nothing of it. But everyone else online is in that dungeon. And petrified players can't send friend requests."
>"Petrified?" I asked. "Is that considered a status effect by chance?" I said smiling.
>Katie replied "Yeah. Why do you ask?"
>"Ok, I'm going to suggest we skip the 'I'm a new player bumbling' that would normally happen here and ask if there's a way you can just take a detailed look at my character sheet?"
>Katie said "Oh, yeah I guess that would work better huh? Let's see then.." and she went silent for a bit.

>>42383485
>When Katie spoke again she said "Innominate, I think you are EXACTLY what we need! Would you help us please?"
>"I'd love to help a friend." I said. "Someone told me making friends would be important here in Canterlot and this sounds fun!"
>A window appeared for a team/league join request and I accepted.
>A team and league (A league was a grouping of teams) display appeared accompanied by a chat window in the lower left of my display. There were five others on my team including Katie, who appeared to be the team leader. The other three teams had between three and six members. I was on the fourth team.
>Katie addressed the others in the league channel "Ok ladies. I know you can't respond just now but listen up please. I just found a new player that can BREAK STATUS EFFECTS! So get the others back online while I show him what to do please. We are going to BEAT this dungeon!
>I spoke next. "Hello everyone. My name is Innominate and I'm a new player here and new to Canterlot in general. I look forward to meeting all of you!"
>Katie then detailed to me how and when to use my skill.
> Apparently I would have to actually sing? Oh god. Not my best area!
>But this would help everyone beat this dungeon.
>And no one expected me to be a professional Katie assured me.
>Just carrying a tune should work for the game.
>Oh and moving around as prompted too.
>As I was learning, other players rejoined and soon all four teams had six players each.
>Katie and I went into the Garden of the Gorgon and she called out "GO! SONG OF THE ALICORN!"
>I activated my skill and was presented with a list of songs. I quickly chose one and went to town with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8
>Suddenly I had a karaoke interface guiding me on the song and some movement prompts to follow.
>I was locked into performing the whole song, but all of my petrified leaguemates were instantly freed when I started.
>Katie continued to shout commands to the others.
>"Buff of Laughter!"
>"Strength of Honesty!
>"Speed of Loyalty!"
>"Blast of Excitement!"

>>42383487
>In a little over a minute Katie said "Ok Folks, the dungeon is cleared! Good job! Now form on me so you can meet the newest addition to our closed beta.
>The song was a hair over three minutes long and I was supposed to sing the entire thing. So folks filed into the spacious entry room and sat down and started relaxing.
>Some of them even helped with singing the background chorus! I found that rather encouraging.
>When I was done, they applauded happily and some called out "Speech! Speech!" while smiling.
>"Thank you. Thank you!" I said. "My name is Innominate. I've been in this game less than an hour. And that was my first time singing in public. Again I'm very glad to meet all of you."
>Then there was a sudden explosion of chatter that was much to fast for me to keep up with.
>I managed to hear several mentions of 'Green Boy'. Many wondered how I had gotten into this closed beta so suddenly. And there was a bit of speculation about which grade I was in.
>Then there was a very loud "AHEM!!" and the room fell silent.
>A lady from the first team spoke up. "Hello Innominate. My name is Thunder Jumper and I'm an incoming senior at Canterlot High School. Most of the ladies present are aware of why *I'm* taking control of this conversation, but I want to be fair to you. So what I propose is that I ask a question and then you get to ask a question in return. Does that sound agreeable?"
>"It's maybe a bit formal, but yeah, sure." I said.
>Thunder Jumper said. "That's a fair statement. I'm going formal because I think it will be the fastest way to get the information everyone here seems to want. And my first question is, how did you get into this closed beta?"
>"Ok sure. We recently moved to Canterlot and tonight this guy, who looks surprisingly like a maxxed out high level version of me knocks on our door. He says his name is Billy Blanks and he's with the Canterlot Welcome Committee. My mom invites him in after he clears up an issue we were having with the cable company wicked quick! Then while we're talking, he manages to get my uncle out of some kind of trouble because I'm upset by it. Then he asks if I've heard about this game, pulls out the equipment for it, and tells me he would like to talk to my parents alone for a bit. So that is why I'm now here."
>Thunder Jumper sounded very pleased with my answer and said "All right ladies, it's confirmed! Innominate IS the sixth green boy. We know this because Billy was the second. Please ask your question Innominate."

>>42383488
>"Ok, I'm going to play along nicely and ask the question you already set up. You said most of the ladies here were aware of why you would take control of this conversation. Would you share that info with me please?"
>Thunder Jumper laughed and said "Oh my. You are just as quick and smart with a conversation as I had hoped! They know I'm dating the fifth green boy Whatsis. And to do that, I had to go see Sunset Shimmer, also known as the Queen of Canterlot and the wife of the first green boy Anonymous. Sunset gave training and support and drilled the lore of the green boys into my head. Plus I've experienced my own additions to the lore first hand. Sunset asked for several promises from me including looking for, and supporting the next green boy, should they appear. Tomorrow you shall meet Whatsis and I properly. And I believe that answers your question.
>I said "Oh yes. Quite well. Thank you. Please ask your next question" with an audible smile.
>Thunder Jumper said "Alright. This one comes with a small bit of setup. You see the four teams of course, but what you don't know is they are set up by grade level. I'm on the senior team and the freshmen have managed to get you on their team. Ladies, when he answers the question, please do not celebrate openly. No need to rub salt in a wound. So with that said Innominate, what grade are you coming in with?"
>I said "I'm coming in as a freshman."
>All of a sudden, my team chat was filled with cheering! The avatars were stone faced however.
>Thunder Jumper said "Ok. With that established Please move me to the freshman team and"
>"Excuse me" I said.
>Thunder Jumper said "Yes Innominate?"
>"Before you do any of that, I believe I get a question?"
>Thunder Jumper smiled and said "VERY good Innominate! Yes you do! Ask away please."
> "I'm new in this game, but I'm not new to gaming." I said. "And I just saw you ladies clear a dungeon in about a minute, so please understand that I see you all as fully competent gamers. With that said, I want to ask WHY am I the only boy here?"
>Thunder Jumper answered with "Well there ARE other boys in the beta, but for whatever reason, they don't have skills useful in a dungeon raid. Fortunately for us, you did."
> "I'm going to need singing lessons aren't I?"

>>42383489
>Thunder Jumper replied with "Well we said we enjoyed your singing, and we did. But training and work often offers improvement. But that's for another time. Innominate, did you want to address the group again before most of them go their own way?"
>As I looked at everyone raptly paying attention, I was struck again by the strangeness that so much of this encounter had had. But these nice folks were waiting...
>"Oh boy. More public speaking." I said. And that got a few grins.
>"I'm just going to start off with good manners and express that I'd like to say thank you to everyone again! Obviously there's a LOT I don't understand about this green boy business and I'm sorry if my lack of knowledge there offends anyone."
>"But as a gamer, well there I can speak from. All of you ladies trusted someone that couldn't yet tell the difference between a starter village and an instance dungeon with a critical role. That says a LOT to me! I'm not certain that even COULD happen anywhere else. It shows how kind and supportive you all can be and it makes me glad we moved here. It certainly makes me glad I agreed to try this game! Heck I thought I would be doing good just to finish the starter mission of making 3 friends.."
>I had to stop there because my display suddenly was overflowing with friend requests.
>"Woah! Ok, thank you yet again everyone! I want to do this properly so I'm going to thank each person by name before I accept the request. If I mispronounce your name, please correct me. I like to get names right."
>After the first two, there were several explosions of light from my avatar! I worked out that completing the starter mission unlocks the ability to level up. This meant the xp from the dungeon raid I had just helped with caused me to level up several more times!
>In addition, the starter mission was replaced with 'Make five friends!' and I leveled again when I hit that mark. Apparently leveling up from making friends also unlocked game systems like crafting as well. Every time I hit a friendship benchmark, it was replaced with a higher one.
>Every so often, one of the girls leveled up when I accepted being friends in turn. At those times I gave the appropriate acknowledgement of "Gratz!" that they were also giving me when I leveled.

>>42383492
>Eventually it was done and I had twenty-three friends. I thanked them again, then suddenly Thunder Jumper was in our team and the other teams were dismissed from the dungeon.
>Thunder Jumper said "Ok as most of you know it's close to our normal finish time and everyone has a big day tomorrow so we're going to do this properly, but quick. Innominate, do you have a nickname or a favorite code phrase we can use please?"
>"My parents sometimes call me 'Inno'. You guys can use that."
>Thunder Jumper said "'Inno', got it! Alright ladies, that's your passcode tomorrow. If you spot Innominate before lunch, just go up to him, get his attention, and say 'Hi Inno.' and he'll know it's one of you."
>"Otherwise come find Whatsis and I at lunch. Innominate, finding Whatsis at lunch goes for you too. He will want to meet you as well. If any of you have a hard time, you can ask a teacher or staff member to help you. Most of them have watched and learned about green boys over the last 16 years. Katie?"
>Katie replied "Yes ma'am?"
>Thunder Jumper continued "Am I right in guessing you and the other freshman girls on your team are already real life friends?"
>Katie replied with "Yes ma'am."
>Thunder Jumper said "Thought so. Ok ladies and gentleman. We'll all meet tomorrow and you'll all learn a bit more. But your main goal for the week will be to get to know each other and become better friends. Tonight everyone needs to get some rest so please go to bed shortly after you log out. Rest assured that everything that's going to happen will and that you'll enjoy it better with a good night's sleep."

>Paige was summarizing "So the parental concern you can see is one of the refugee girls may decide they want an Alicorn love child and our boy is the only unattached one?"
"Yeah." I said. "I'm sorry I had to explain so many other things to get to a point where that made sense."
>Paige said "It is what it is. But if these folks look like us when they're here, how will we spot them?"

>>42383493
"There are two ways that come to mind." I said. "First, just ask if they're from Equestria or Ponyville. The vast majority there are nice and honest folks. Second, watch their hands. They aren't really used to hands and fingers and some complex tasks may be beyond them."
>Flac opined "Well if they're going to all be at the castle, it's probably not a big issue."
"Well that's not strictly true." I said. "Thing is, we can't let the Equestrians being here get in the way of Innominate and we can't let Innominate stop us from helping the Equestrians."
"For example, Innominate, and his parents, can expect several invitations to the castle so you can meet everyone and be kept in the loop. This will be an ongoing thing because a lot of folks will want to meet you two as well as Innominate."
"And depending on how long the Equestrians will be here, we might send some of their kids to CHS because it would be bad to neglect their schooling."
>Flac asked "Folks want to meet us? Like who?"
"Well we're all big fans of honoring family. So it's probably the other green boys to start. Then Anonymous and me with our wives so you can get a better sense of how that works. Of course Innominate will make some friends quickly at school and you'll want to meet them and their parents. And then there is special attention to Whatsis, the fifth green boy who is a senior this year at CHS and his girlfriends and their parents."
>Paige asked "Why special attention to them?"
"Because the tradition is that one green boy mentors the next. Similarly Whatsis's girlfriends will mentor your son's female friends."
>Flac asked "How did all this green boy tradition start anyway? Knowing that might help us get a better handle on it."
"Ok, sure." I said. "I can give you the hilight reel on that."
"Of course the story starts with Anonymous, who was the first green boy."
"Before he came to Canterlot, the high school he was at for the prior three years was very bad and highly unpleasant. Also he had no friends there."
"When he came to CHS, Sunset took an interest in him on the first day."
"Soon he was friends with Sunset and all of her friends too."
"Anon was attracted to all of the girls, but he wasn't ready to risk messing up the friendships that he had been lacking for years."

>>42383496
"Sunset understood this and she watched and waited as all of her friends fell for Anonymous."
"The girls decided to share him and created an event where they all confessed and he accepted at the start of winter break."
"Eventually school starts back up, they publicly announce that Anon IS dating seven girls and two days later I arrive."
"Now as you saw in that video, Anon was on a real roll that day. He was able to tell at a glance how shy and withdrawn I was."
"It reminded him of himself three years earlier. Which also reminded him of how miserable he was at that other school."
"So he made a decision. He couldn't change the past, but he could do everything in his power to help me have a better time that he had at my age."
"Basically he could ease his trauma by doing his best by me."
"So when he introduced my now-wives to me as folks that were looking for another friend, he put them in charge of me to help me grow as their family and friends had done for him."
"A few days later, Anon had a quiet amount of time to spend with me and my girls and we asked him to tell us his side of his girls confessing to him."
"During that storytime, he inserted some extra details that would cause my girls to go see Sunset IF they were all interested in pursuing me romantically."
"They were and they did."
"Now Sunset had figured out what Anon was doing and what he wanted. And so Sunset added something else to the mix in addition to the guidance and support needed."
"(Sunset and Anonymous are scary smart together!)"
"Anon wanted to be remembered at CHS. And he thought another green boy with a harem would be a reminder of him."
"So what Sunset added was having my girls promise they would watch for the next green boy at CHS while we were there."
"And no one really knew if one would show up, but one did!"
"So we followed Sunset's instructions as had been promised."

>>42383498
"I mentored the new kid and found a group of ladies that were already friends with each other and had them take care of him."
"Then the cycle just kept repeating and now we have Innominate about to start his time at CHS."
>Paige asked "So in three years another green boy will appear?"
"It's possible, but it could be sooner. Plus there's another wrinkle that throws everything into chaos."
"Anonymous and his wives had children of course. His second child with each wife was a green son and they were all born in the same year."
"So when Innominate is a senior, the seven sons of Anonymous will be freshmen!"
"Might also get another green boy that year too. Who really knows?"

{Author's Note: The Next Generation Arrives is another series of story hooks for other authors to take up. It's been 15 years since Anonymous and the HuMane 7 have graduated. Canterlot seems to be in an idyllic golden age after being guided by them mostly from the background.
Enter Innominate, a recent arrival that doesn't really get why everyone seems to be making a fuss about him.
But those in Canterlot, at the very least, know what's at the end of the rainbow for several girls that get close to him.
Money, fame, and power plus a chance to live their best life with a hot husband!
But do they know of the tolls and dangers along the way?
They will have precious little time to forge the needed bonds before being tested.
At the same time, Ponyville has had to evacuate for unclear reasons and for an unclear amount of time.
Innominate's Uncle Tac has a shady past. Can he turn over a new leaf?
For the game I used conventions from City of Heroes since that's the online game I'm most familiar with. But that game is mostly dead so go ahead and use the conventions from whatever game you might be familiar with.
As you can see, there's a lot happening and a lot of directions stories based on this can go!}

>>42383499
Hello everyone!
This entry is well over twice what I normally put out! Hope everyone enjoys it!
Writing this helped me discover I suck at coming up with EQG style names! So I just did the bare minimum and told myself I was enabling the creative freedom of future authors.
Ponyville having to evacuate into Canterlot is probably the standout creative idea here. The story hook that will make the most folks sit up and take notice.
Anonymous and Corporation silently social engineering Canterlot has a fair amount of potential as well, but it's also a little off-brand from the source material.

At any rate, please treat this like a salad bar. Take what you like from it!

So the first story seed was slow paced and slice of life.
This second one was plainly action oriented and faster paced.
Next week we go for the epic conclusion as final preparations are made for the seven sons of Anonymous to attend CHS!

>>42383516
I sure did tuesday!
>>42383452
Very nice thick cuties.

>>42383971
Thanks anon

I’ll do requests on who/what to draw if anyone is interested

>>42384246
Apple thighs?

>>42384246
Cup Cake and Cookie Crumbles showing off their pudgy MILF figures in revealing sling bikinis.

Dashie's playing 'Paranoid' on her guitar

>>42384816
I can hear it actually

This thread needs more non smut one shots

>>42385377
>gets two readers at best

>>42385445
Heh, try any readers at all for even smut. I get ignored regardless of whether I write smut greens or not these days.
It's a bummer to write at all anymore as no even bothers to comment on greens. I was just getting going on a long green in the canterslut thread, slowed to a stop, and remembered, "Oh yeah, no one cares. Why am I wasting my time again?"
Sure enough, even after over an hour since posting the prologue, not a single comment.
Heck, this post probably won't even get any comments. Any thing longer than a sentence and attached to a sexy pic is ignored.

>>42385480
The problem is silent readers who never say anything.

>>42385480
The problem there is silent readers who never say anything.

>>42385480
>I was just getting going on a long green in the canterslut thread
Which green was it?

>>42385543
I’m assuming the one that’s the only one there is his

>>42385480
How can I read this with no sexy picture?

>>42385480
>Sure enough, even after over an hour since posting the prologue, not a single comment.
An hour is to small a timeframe in my experience here. I would suggest taking a longer view.
I've found that my posts for Duties of the King seem to get about two comments and those are normally within about twelve hours.
And the fact it's known I post on Tuesdays (hence the name) is probably giving me a boost.
But according to my profile on ponepaste, which I think is down for maintenance at the moment, that story is approaching 1,350 views. And I know the Flutterrape green I wrote has at least 250.
So a green in canterslut eh? I'll be sure to check it out soon!

Warning: NSFW
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1646/86/1646868162196.png

Could someone remove the remaining parts of clothing off this humanized Rarity, and apply some gravity to her breasts? The zero-gravity boobs are weird as fuck, you know.

But if redrawing the breasts is out of your capacity, or if you are busy right now, you can just remove that part first. Boobs with correct physics can wait, I guess.

>>42385480
Lurker here. >>42385535 is right, there's a couple who just read it. I don't blame you for thinking you're screaming into the void though. But know that for every person that scrolls by there's probably two others that read it, even if it doesn't feel like it

>>42383452
I'm personally more a fan of her advertizing her friends.

>>42384330
Apple? Thighs.

>>42385535
yeah that's me. I mainly lurk so never really commenting on it but I'll check out the greens whenever I'm here

>>42386838
something she probably does often!

>>42387080
Niiiice

>>42387080
Thank you drawfren

Anchor for the full nude edit of two different Cogbrony pics.

Here are what I've been requesting, by the way.

1. Remove the top from Wallflower blush.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/21/2432984.png

2. And merge the following images to remove all clothings and cowprint from both Sci-Twi and Fluttershy.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342648.png
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342650.png

As always, if you need references for the way the artist draws nipples, switch your booru filter to either "Maximum Spoilers", "18+ R34", "Everything" or similar, and search for:
--------------------------------------------------
artist:thebrokencog, -edit, sideboob, nipples

>>42387646
Kissable tummies

>>42383516
Was worth the wait as always

>>42385377
>Be Anon
>Have a crush on one of the humane seven
>Share a class with her
>Don’t talk to her let alone ask her out until something crazy happening forced you to talk to her
>Go on B movie adventure together
>She soon picks up that you like her
>She actually likes you too
>Start dating her but fuck it up
>But it’s okay and she forgives you
>You do something cringeworthy again and share a kiss with the main girl
>No sex scene after and I just wasted a half an hour

>>42388621
>You do something cringeworthy again and share a kiss with the main girl
Wait, I'm confused. Are they still dating in the end, or...

>>42388657
You Decide

>>42388678
>You Decide
Still dating it is, then. Happy ending.

>>42386583
I want her to sit on my lap

>>42388621
It’s just like my Mongolian Puppet Shows!

>>42368995 (OP)
How long has derpy.me been down for?

and why does it say it will come back up in the past:
>An ETA for the site being back up is approximately 2 AM, May 15 2021, EST.

>>42385480
>mfw my "most liked" green on ponepaste is cute and funny and even then, when I posted it to JDB it only got 1 or 2 replies

>>42390069
/mlp/ has always been this bad when it comes to (You)s for greens. At least most of the time in the past several years.

>>42390497
Where can I find the original image? I looked around saucenao, Derpibooru and Tantabus.ai using the matching image function, but I can't spot it so far.

>>42390648
It’s probably in this folder which is now taken down again >>42380227
The tag is “prompter:sloppy”. Next time it comes back, consider uploading some of it.

>>42390690
Well, I did want to see a version of the same picture with exposed nipples if it wasn't an AI-generated image.

Is there an AI-powered image editor that gives a nude version of an existing image, though? For example, I want to turn an image from Uotapo (that has no Patreon/Fanbox-exclusive nude version) into a nude pic, with the drawing style of breasts, nipples, buttcheeks and/or private parts matching the original artist's.

>>42390703
Seconding this question

>>42390797
Thanks.

>>42387080
Great work

Up

>>42391229
Joining Celestia on the beach? I can think of a couple of reasons why

>>42391920
Fun in the sun means two things

>>42369838
Where do I look for it?

>page 8 after 2 hours
Okay is Sliderfag back again or is there a happening? This shit’s been going on all day.

>>42390690
I noticed some uploads in a /trash/ thread someone's not allowed in has uploads not in the mega.

>>42389891
No idea

>>42392933
It's an unlucky combo of slide fag, anons who want to keep their threads afloat, and anons who want to kill spam threads.

>>42393331
Well the solution should be straightforward if enough anons out there from slid threads have time and are motivated enough:
>Occasionally check pages 9 and 10 on the catalog for sudden bumping of lots of threads there over a short time
>Document the suspicious flurry of bump posts and show the slide activity to a mod on https://rizon.net/chat or https://www.4chan.org/feedback
>The mod addressing it will likely be an offboard mod but can see and geolocate IP addresses just the same
>They can easily figure out which poster is Sliderfag (the only IP(s) bumping more than 5 of the threads in a short time) and take care of that bullshit
Spreading the word would really help. All this informal “catalog watch” would have to do is sometimes check pages 9 and 10 for suspicious slide activity and call it out to the links above when they notice it happen.

>>42391229
>>42391920
>>42392395

Revived ye mega and added some of my recent gens to it
(NSFW, AI horroterror, not for human consumption etc. )
https://mega.nz/folder/FiYghIrT#VLkpz-Ta2dT8A0ixAjvoYQ
>>42380351
very promising stuff
>>42390648
I made it with terrible AI majiks

>>42393858
Based genfren!

>>42393811
Celestia and Luna are... ahem... bound to please.
They certainly get me hard in those heels.

>>42394153
It’s how the rest of each of their bodies look that gets me hard for them

>>42388621
lol just like those kinds of greens

Hi, I once requested a nude edit of Sunset Shimmer (and got it delivered) here.

I have moved (back) to the /trash/ Edit Thread since then in order to request further edits, including naturally sagged breast while maintaining the same size (among others), and recently got one.

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1650/05/1650050497557.png
(NSFW)

While I could notice some changes, the editor there failed to make her breast not to defy the gravity.

So I'd like to request here that Sunset Shimmer is given a naturally sagged breast.

You can remove the background or give a new one, if you have no idea how to deal with it.

>>42393858
He has returned! Thank you for your service.

>>42393611
Might just be crazy enough to work.

>>42394638
Wasn’t this one done last thread?

>>42389651
A cult favorite on Mongolian basket weaving forums.

>>42385445
Fact: only if it’s not the readers’ favorite characters.
Write a green about nothing but one episode characters no one talks about and congratulations you wasted however many posts you typed no matter how well it’s written. They might as well have been bump posts.
It’s any of the humane seven + Anon, or bust. Only exceptions are CMC, Trixie and Wallflower. If you write Gloriosa then you’ll at least get that autistically obsessed samefag vouching for your fic. Otherwise there’s nothing. Even the princesses don’t have that kind of pull anymore.

>>42393611
Here’s to hoping a couple of silent anons out there start doing this eventually

>>42396215
Alanamous seems to be getting some hits.

>>42395440
Really? I'll give it a look.

>>42393858
Welcome back, Genfren. Glad you like it so far, but I'm powered up with a few new things coming up I enjoyed writing even more.
>>42397168
Here it is so you don't have to look as hard.
https://files.catbox.moe/n9imze.png
>>42383452
>>42387080
These are wonderful, you have a really neat style.
>>42383516
Another great update as always.
>>42387522
There's a good chance I'll do this one next.
Though I still have pogo pinkie progress, bros with benefits and another third thing to do before July ends too.

I'm thinking of writing a story where Anon gets it on with Rarity but she's his daughter. Not sure if this thread or the Sunny Sis thread would be best for such degenerate slop.

>>42397694
Sounds more up /jdb/'s alley

>>42397764
I think that'd depend on how old the Rarity daughter is. Also I'd be curious how he wouldn't know.
>If she's his time traveling daughter from the future who tries to get with him when he's the same age as her

>>42397553
How's the Cup Cake story going?

>>42397845
It could be an Anon that knocked up Cookie in his teens and left, so he'd be around 30 if Rarity is high school age.

>>42397845
>Back to the Future: EQG Edition
You might have something there.

>>42397694
How old is rarity in the story?

>>42397694
Sunsis would work but Sunset is the only primary character from the show

>>42397553
>Though I still have pogo pinkie progress
Can’t wait.

>>42397051
That’s twilight and basically femanon but different enough I guess

>>42398244
Something I've basically always wanted along these lines is Fluttershy mom, but it's like I just can't come up with 'the perfect set up' for it.

>>42398148
Just graduated from high school.

>>42399352
Then it’d work either here or the incest thread probably. I’d recommend the “sunsis” incest thread.
/jdb/ is the containment thread for lolicontent.

>>42399475
The problem there is there isn't really a general incest thread anymore besides the Sunsis one, and only specific characters fit with the Sunsis thread, and Rarity isn't one of them. So here probably is the best place.

>>42355370
>>42355370
The EQG stream is tomorrow!!
Countdown: https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/7674420/eqg-stream

>>42399492
You make a decent point. They don’t seem to have rarity as part of their “family tree”. Really hard for a writefag to write a character not so many people around care about and expect much in return.

>>42399230
>Be shota Anon.
>Life got hard when Fluttermom divorced dad and she got custody of you.
>Now getting stressed over having to adjust to new school and having to make new friends.
>Fluttermom notices this.
>One night in particular she comes into your room to check up on you.
>In her signature soft and motherly voice, she coos you into a relaxing state.
>She claims she's going to help you decompress from all the happenings you are experiencing.
>She then takes your pants off.
>Begins to Jerk you off.
>You tense up because it was unexpected.
>But it feels good.
>She apologizes perfidiously when she realizes you only got more stressed.
>She says she has another method to help you.
>She starts to suck you off.
>???
>Coom in mom's mouth.

Well that's didn't seem hard.

>>42400817
>Well that's didn't seem hard.
I don’t understand what you mean by that

>>42400817
FlutterMILF: 'Ara~ Ara~...!'

>>42401017
Fluttermilf is peak

>>42384554
I tried, I don't think I draw milfs good but up to you to decide I guess

>>42401239
Niiice

>>42401239
Thanks, looks good!

>>42399352
Give a number

All the boys DEMAND detention from Cheerilee

>>42399726
1 hour to go!!
Countdown:
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/7674420/eqg-stream
Cytube:
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

>>42402084
STARTING!!!

Cytube:
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

>>42399230
>>42400817
>>42399282

It has now come to my attention that in my sleep deprived retarded state I (You)'d the wrong anon

>>42402311
lol all is forgiven

>>42402311
Though a couple ideas I do have including one I landed on recently with mention of back to the future.

>Fluttermom being jealous of someone else as what pushes her to make a move on her son
>If it was another of the main six who surprisingly is into the idea of her being incestuous with her son

>If high school Anon goes back to the past and meets high school Fluttermom
>She thinks he's her soul mate, and isn't stopped from thinking so even after learning he's her son from the future
>Bonus points if she continues from where she left off with him after he returns to the present

Really what I mean with not being able to come up with a Fluttermom story premise that feels perfect is I'm just having very high standards with it, probably too high.

>>42402615
Fun idea

>>42399726
I hope you guys had fun!!
see you next time!

>>42404386
I had a lot of fun! See you all next time.

>>42385377
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>>42396215
>All the main and popular characters walk out of a bar.
>The bartender says "Wait! Come back!"
>"We'll be back after a little bit! The faceless green guy needs our help!" One of them responds.
>They all storm out of the place like a fire had broken out.
>The bartender wipes down the glass in his hand almost as hard as he wants to push open the closing glass doors in pursuit of the mane attraction for customers.
>"What are we gonna do now?" He mutters through the cigarette smoke.
>"Wait for them to come back." Responds the place's server. "I'm sure they won't be long."
>The silence throughout the whole facility in response to her statement begs that she's correct.
>The night that follows is a slow one.
>No one really comes to see the lesser known characters to hang out with at this place.
>For some consumers, this turns this booming bar into a dry spa, but for others, this means it's finally time for them to shine without everyone obsessing over the usual stars and ignoring them.
>Dressed for the occasion in opposite ways are Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody.
>Each of them had a crazy day; Octavia's day of performing three concerts within hours of one another and Vinyl's day of hangovers after partying all night while DJ'ing for said party.
>This is reflected by the fact that Octavia's drinking like this is a pub and Vinyl just settled for Orange Juice to make her head feel better.
>Perfect ingredients for a little role reversal featuring Octavia annoying Vinyl with her drunken antics.
>"Nobody appreciates REAL music anymore! Ask anyone on the street if they know how to read music. They'll look at the paper like they're trying to learn a language for the first time!"
>"For the LAST time, Tavi... that doesn't mean they can't enjoy good music when they hear it."
>Octavia scoffs. "Bah! Here we go again with how much of an expert you think you are!" She crosses her arms with a pout.
>"Music is about how it sounds, Tavi." Vinyl rubs the sides of her head with her brow furrowing. "And I know my stuff sounds good because the crowd goes crazy to it. If they didn't, I wouldn't be hungover right now."
>"And perhaps I wouldn't have been hungover tomorrow had I not listened to you ignore the human element being taken out of music!" Points Octavia, lost in her drunken ramblings. "It's all bass drop this, push button that. WOO PUSH BUTTONS IT'S SO EASY NOW!"

>>42404666
>Vinyl rolls her eyes like an annoyed owl wearing a sleeping cap trying to ignore loud ducks in a Disney cartoon. "Don't make me go there, Octi. We both know my sets can make more sounds than you could ever do with one instrument. We've argued about this already!"
>"Missing the point, are we?" Octavia raises an eyebrow above a half-lowered eyelid.
>"Look, breh. If you wanna learn the ropes of FL Studio or Ableton or whatever, be my guest. Just know that you're gonna be the one looking like you're 'learning a new language' once you realize it's more than just pushing buttons."
>"Oh riiiiight! You click your computer mice too! And then you press play! Those are different than buttons, yes?"
>"You think there aren't ideas in the heads of people who do all that? There's obviously a direction they want it to go in. It's got hype and a vibe to it. Music is about how it sounds, and how the listener wants to interpret it, right?" Vinyl refuses to let her drunken friend get on her nerves. "You said that, right?"
>"Not like that, ya twat." Grins Octavia, convinced she already has her hungover friend in a checkmate. "Anyone can press the same buttons and get something to sound the same as someone else. That's why the songs on the radio are so indistinguishable even with the voices, because the mixing and mastering is done by the same people. Even the songwriting! Ever hear of Max Martin? Jack Antonoff? The whole lot of them! If you don't fit into that formula then you get ignored!"
>"What do you mean ignored? It's not hard to just learn pro tools, Tavi. If you're an instrument expert and so smart, then you do it."
>"You remember what happened when I auditioned to perform at the club you go to in order to get more listeners."
>"Tavi, this isn't the fucking 1930s anymore! No one is gonna go out to listen to orchestra, big band, whatever the hell that is. They want bass drops, they want loudness and lyrics EEVVEERRYYOONNEE can relate to!" Blares Vinyl with a smug laugh. "It's just what's in, get with the times already, geez. Only old people like that big band stuff these days, because they didn't have all this back then. But WE do."

>>42404671
>"And the songs everyone wants to listen to lack creativity. It's just the same basic stuff."
>"So? You may bring creativity, but I bring the hype everyone wants! People said this about Rock N' Roll in the 50's. We just wanna have fun now. How about you start BEING fun, Tavi?"
>"Do you two wanna keep it down?" The bartender walks up to them.
>"Isn't there like, no one here?" Vinyl gripes.
>"Could you please remove Vinyl from the bar? She's being rowdy!" Hiccups Octavia.
>"Look, either quiet down or at least try to figure out a way to get more people in coming here until everyone else gets back." Says the bartender, soon falling silent to the music playing in the background.
>The times they are a-changin'.
>That's what Bob Dylan's voice tells Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch in the crowded bar they sit together in.
>And the glances they exchange have opposing meanings.
>Octavia's times are getting worse and Vinyl's times are getting better.
>Now the voice singing to them isn't in person, it's over a radio speaker.
>But the message is still the same: to be interpreted.
>With this, the two narrow their eyes and eventually make a deal to try out eachother's musical mediums and create something for the bar to play tomorrow morning to entertain the patrons.
>It didn't take long for this to turn into a "show and prove" type of deal between them, just minus the handshake that had now been replaced by an exchange of insults.
>That sure was an eventful night at the bar that was allowed to get as loud and in-depth as it wanted due to the fact that nobody else was present at the time.
>After the drive back home, Tavi and Vinyl switch places in their odd-couple apartment and start playing around with the other one's instruments on some Freaky Friday energy.
>After a few fragile promises to pay for any damages done wot the equipment, Vinyl is allowed to try and learn Octavia's cello in one night.
>Vice versa for Octavia and Vinyl's laptop with all her digital pro tools on it.
>And so that whole era began.
>---
>But that era didn't last very long.
>Vinyl couldn't escape the steep edge of the pit of sounding like she's in a middle school band with a cello she just started learning how to use.
>Octavia can't pull her feet out of the thick muck of sounding like she's making beats for a shitty soundcloud mumble rapper trying his hand and pen at spiritual lyrical miracle whip music with lyrics written by patrick star.

>>42404675
>This went on for far too many weeks, but each girl was so determined to win their own side of the argument that it didn't matter how much time and effort they sunk into practicing.
>Very convenient that none of the main characters came back during this time after all; might as well have been lost at sea or something.
>The animosity made them have so many dogs in this fight that the eventual rise in AI music tore their friendship at the seams more than ever before.
>When they finally showed one another how far they've gotten, Octavia overheard Vinyl talking about AI music and how it's ruining everything about music and she can't make new albums because a bot can do it in seconds without her input.
>She's discovering that she's not needed anymore.
>And that animosity reached its own boiling point right before the bartender summoned them to perform something for the return of all the main characters to the bar.
>Instead, what he got out of all of this was another circular argument that goes nowhere.
>Initiated by Octavia once again.
>"All I'm saying is to have a spine and STAY on that side. Don't pretend you were always 'about that human element, maaaan' before your own gimmick got threatened. I remember what you said before. Just because you conveniently forgot doesn't mean I will."
>"Just... what the hell are you saying, Tavi?" Vinyl looks up at the other girl.
>"If you aren't willing to admit you were wrong before, then don't expect me to accept you siding with the very idea you contradicted in the past. I don't appreciate a lack of consistency. It's telling me that you truly don't care about music in the way you said you do."
>Vinyl's reaction is that of someone who just had a stake driven through their heart. "Are you saying I don't care about music!?"
>"You're certainly not acting like it by admitting you were at fault. You're showing me that you care about your own ego and what you get out of making music than the actual music itself."
>Vinyl stands up, the chair nearly falling over. "This is where I draw the line! I'm not gonna sit here and let you talk crazy like you read my mind like that!"
>"If you care so much about the human element now, then why didn't you care before?"
>"Um... but I actually DID care?"

>>42404680
>"Last I remember, it was all about that "hype" and "vibe". Didn't matter if the instruments were being played by an actual person. You were fine with programmed drums and synths as long as you could make it have the "vibe" you wanted."
>"Maybe you should try learning how to make EDM yourself before talking trash about something you don't understand. Which would include the human element, apparently."
>"I already physically play my own instrument! You, Vinyl, are in NO position to lecture me about the human element in music!"
>"If that's true, then you shouldn't be okay with AI music, Tavi." Vinyl huffs and crosses her arms.
>"I'm not. I'm just even *less* okay with your willful dishonesty, Vinyl. Which is what I should have made clear but you seem to have shifted focus away from that."
>"Oh, please! I never imagined what AI music was gonna be like. How the absolute FUCK was *I* supposed to know what it'd go at and suddenly have a moment where I was like 'yeah, the human element is actually really important haha, I better make this clear before Tavi drags me through the mud for dragging AI music through the mud calling me a hypocrite'? Why am I supposed to make something that unpredictable clear to you before something happens? That's not my responsibility that things change!"
>"You specifically made music pressing buttons, then pressing play and headbanging to your audience while I worked my ass off learning an instrument only for the club to tell me they didn't give half a shit about what I do. And then when I told you about it you just told me that 'this is the future, this is what's hot, get with the times or be left behind in the past with all that boring big band trumpet music, it's not the 1930s anymore'."
>Feeling insulted by this blatant mischaracterization of her past words, Vinyl lets out an offended laugh. "We both know I never said it like that. You're twisting around the argument I made."
>The back-and-forth goes on and on until the break of dawn.
>Neither Tavi nor Vinyl managed to make anything listenable.
>No one learned a damn thing and grifters ended up using AI to industrialize and mass-produce their paywalled content anyway, oh well.
>The End.

>>42404682
https://ponepaste.org/11244
>>42401239
Very well done. I should get the next update for this out tomorrow night so it's not too long after.
>>42397868
Tomorrow night.

>>42404700
>Tomorrow night.
Got it. Thanks!

>>42404682
Nice short green, the arguments are great!

>>42404682
>Octavia, a traditional musician, hates Vinyl’s hypocrisy over AI music more than AI music itself threatening literally both of their careers
What a spiteful bitch lmao

>>42404700
Cute pic

at leas this time I had time to proofread it.

Anyways, here's more Alanamous.

>Be Rainbow Dash.
>And be overseeing girls soccer practice.
>The season is just about wrapping up.
>Only a few games left.
>And you know it’s getting down to the dog days of the season when you notice some of the players are starting to show more fatigue than they used to.
>Your team was tied for first though.
>Now’s not the time to show weakness.
>However.
>Even your star player, Alanamous, seems to be showing cracks in her game.
>She seems to be lacking focus.
>Which is strange.
>She has always been the one who was most locked in.
>But now other defenders have been able to easily steal the ball from her.
>Her shots have been way off target.
>And she stops for breaks.
>Which on the surface, doesn’t sound like much.
>But she never took breaks.
>So that was another indicator something may be amiss.
>Also one of her hands seems to be bandaged up.
>Then again.
>If you remember correctly.
>This past weekend was supposed to be the meet with Twilight Sparkle.
>If that were the case.
>Alanamous may have found out.
>Which could explain her lackluster performance today.
>If she knows Twilight is her mom.
>Then.
>She may know about you and Anon.
>But other than her slight aloofness.
>She doesn’t seem that cold to you.
>Once practice is over with and you dismiss the team for the evening.
“Hey kid!”
>You call over Alanamous to have a small chat with her.
>She comes up to you at a brisk pace.
>”What’s up coach?”
>She asks while resting her hands on her knees.
>”Is it about my performance?”
>She then asks.
>Even she knows she hasn’t been up to her standards.
“Everything okay?”
>You ask a simple question.
>Keeping it simple and not jumping straight to the family question.
>Hoping she would simply just tell you everything.
>She then looks down.
>”Sorry.”
>She responds.
>Then she quickly stands up straight.
>”Hey, do you know Twilight Sparkle?”
>She knows.
>...
>Well.
>Time to make a decision.
>Do you tell her everything?
>Including that you and her dad fucked around behind her mom’s back?
“Yeah.”
>You close your eyes and breathe in a large amount of fresh air.
>At least you’ll acknowledge that you know her.
>But you’re gonna want to say as little as possible.
>When you open your eyes you see that Alana is still keeping her eyes on you.
>”So I’ll ask the same question I did to Principal Shimmer.”
>She states.
“Which is?”
>”What’s your excuse for not telling me about my mom when I asked earlier? Because it seems like every adult in this fucking school knows.”
>You smirk and chuckle.
“Ha ha! And what was her excuse?”
>You play along.
>Alanamous just rolls her eyes and uses her good hand to mimic a mouth opening and closing.
>”Blah blah blah, legal chicanery this, yap yap yap, political powers that.”
>You just nod with your smirk still glued onto your face.

Name always helps

>>42407353

“Well, you’re probably tired of hearing it, but her family is annoying like that.” You joke. “But to tell you the truth, it was Principal Shimmer who wanted me to keep my mouth shut until you got to meet Twilight at the Friendship Games.”
>She nods.
>”She told me as much.”
>You then shrug.
>Now there was this awkward silence between you two.
>Alanamous then turns to leave.
>”Look, I’m sorry for not playing up to my standards.”
>She apologizes once again and you just shake your head.
“Look kiddo, this is kind of a pretty big deal for you.”
>You try to reason.
“I would much rather have you in the right head space than to have you distracted and have your game compromised.”
>Alanamous nods slowly.
>”Thanks, coach.”
>She says in a low tone.
>Once again she doesn’t say anything for a while so you speak up again.
“So what are you going to do?”
>You ask.
>She doesn’t respond for a minute.
>”Guess I’m just going to have to talk to Twilight Sparkle.”
>She says.
>You nod.
>A little relieved that she doesn’t seem to want to probe you further about back then.
>”Since if I ask you anything else you’re just going to pawn it off to her anyways like Principal Shimmer did.”
>She tells you and turns to finally walk off the pitch and into the locker room.
>You again sigh over her comment.
“Sorry kid.”
>You say to nobody in particular.
>After a few seconds of reflecting, you start to clean the field of the equipment.
>Knowing sooner or later you’re going to have to face Alana about the past.

https://youtu.be/_9hkXCYiEjc

>Be Alanamous.
>Laying in your bed.
>With headphones on.
>Listening to music on your DAP.
>Thinking about the events earlier today.
>And even stuff from the past few days.
>Things have gotten so weird so quick since then.
>The others have been all weird and distant from you today.
>You were making rookie mistakes in soccer practice.
>You were even uncoordinated in your martial arts sparring.
>All starting from the moment where you got exactly what you wanted.
>And that was knowing who your mom is.
>Twilight Sparkle.
>Super famous scientist.
>Known throughout the world for her scientific contributions.
>You never would have guessed.
>Then again.
>With how hard many people had hid the fact from you all these years.
>It could have been a dead giveaway.
>Now you don’t know what to feel.
>You figured you would have a million questions to ask.
>And you still do.
>But there really was just one.
>Why?
>And not ‘why did you give me up’?
>But more ‘why were you never there when I was growing up?’
>And in truth.
>If she gave you up in the first place then it wouldn’t be too far fetched to think she gave you up specifically to not be in your life.
>Just.
>Things feel different.
>Principal Shimmer wouldn’t give you any more answers.
>Coach Dash.
>Well, you didn’t bother at that point.
>Your grandparents said all they could.
>At this point there is only one thing left to do.
>You had your phone out.
>Holding it above your face.

>>42407358

>Blankly staring at what was on your screen.
>A phone number.
>And not just any phone number.
>Twilight Sparkle’s phone number.
>Your mom.
>You were contemplating.
>Should you call?
>Or text?
>Would it matter which one?
>Would she be excited if she heard from you?
>Angry?
>Annoyed?
>She seemed very put off when being around you.
>That could be for a multitude of reasons though.
>You remove your headphones.
>You sigh and you hit ‘dial’.
>You hear ringing.
>And more ringing.
>And more.
>”Please leave your message for…”
>You snort and hang up at the sound of the automated voicemail.
>Figured she wouldn’t answer.
>Either she is too busy to notice her phone ringing.
>Or it was just an unfamiliar number so she ignored it.
>You place your phone on your chest and you put your headphones back on.
>You continue to lay there with your eyes closed letting the music lull you to a more relaxed state.
>Then you feel your phone vibrate.
>Someone is calling you.
>Once again you pull off your headphones and you bring your phone to your face.
>It’s Twilight’s number.
>Wow, she’s calling you back.
>You take your time before you finally swipe the ‘answer’ button and hold the phone to your ear.
>There was silence on the other line.
>You continue to wait.
>”...hello?”
>Twilight speaks.
>It was her.
>You continue to stay silent.
>”Hello?”
>She says again.
“Hey.”
>You finally respond.
>She doesn’t say anything for a moment.
>”Um.., Is this…?”
“It’s Alanamous.”
>You respond in a more timely manner this time.
>Now it was Twilight’s turn to stay silent.
>Until finally.
>”Hi.”
>A very unenthusiastic tone was audible in her voice.
>Even over the phone.
>You start to feel like this may not have been the best idea.
“Look, if you’re not ready for me to be around, I can just-”
>”No no no! I’m sorry! It’s just …”
>Twilight cut you off.
>Now a hint of worry in her voice.
>”How does one respond to a situation like this?”
>She asks.
>Another exasperated sigh comes through the speaker.
>”I’m sure you have a lot of questions.”
>She now addresses you.
“I do.”
>You respond.
>Still calm.
>More silence between you two.
>”How about we meet for a chat?”
>She suggests.
>You felt your heart skip a beat.
“Yeah, that’d be fine.”
>You accept her proposal.
>You hear some faint shuffles on the other line before Twilight speaks again.
>”How does this weekend sound?”
“Fine.”
>You nod with your answer.
>”Excellent, I’ll send you the details in a minute.”
>She tells you.
“Kay’.”
>Is all you say.
>Now neither have anything else to say.
>But you both stay on the line.
>Waiting for the other to say something else.
“I’ll see you then.”
>You finally break the silence.
>”Yes, I’ll see you soon.”
>She responds to you.
>You were just about to pull the phone away from your ear when she speaks up again.
>”Wait.”
“Yeah?”
>You respond as quickly as she spoke out.
>”I… uh.”
>She seems to be having trouble finding the words.
>”Um.”
>Still stalling.
>”…, Never mind.”
>She finally says.

>>42407364

>”I’ll see you this weekend.”
>She finally finishes.
>You don’t say another word and just hang up.
>Letting out an exhausted sigh.
>That conversation felt mentally demanding.
>Hell, you’d even say more physically demanding than some exercises.
>You sit up from your spot on your bed.
>You set your phone off to the side.
>Along with your headphones and DAP.
>And you head off to the bathroom to shower.
>Once you return, you check your phone.
>There were several texts from Twilight.
>’This Saturday.’
>’12PM.’
>’Zel’s Diner’
>You reply with a simple ‘k’ to let her know you received the messages.
>You are now laying in bed.
>Not being able to sleep.
>Thinking about this upcoming Saturday.
>So many questions cross your mind.
>Many you hope to have answered.
>And maybe.
>Something else can come from this.

>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>It is the day of reckoning.
>The day you finally face your daughter.
>One on one.
>You had a feeling this day would come.
>Until you didn’t.
>This whole ordeal has been one big stress test.
>You haven’t been able to get any work done.
>Now the pressure is mounting.
>But this is something that needs to be addressed.
>You can’t imagine how Alanamous feels.
>it’s a little over a half hour until the meeting time.
>But you were already here.
>You took a windowless booth off to the side of the diner.
>Nobody can see who you are meeting with.
>You can’t imagine after all this time anybody was keeping an eye on you.
>But it’s also better not to leave it to chance.
>You were just sitting alone.
>With your thoughts.
>Preparing for whatever questions Alanamous may throw at you.
>The waitress was already starting to get annoyed with you only ordering coffee.
>You told her in the beginning that you were expecting company.
>Just not who.
>Or when.
>Fifteen minutes before noon.
>You see her.
>Alanamous walks through the swinging glass door.
> Wearing a pair of tight fitting faded jeans.
>A white and black long sleeve shirt with a popular sport apparel logo that says ‘Just Wing It’ acress the chest area.
>Her shoulder length jet black hair still unkempt
>She scans around the diner before she sees you.
>You get up from your seat and lightly wave to her.
>She then comes up to you.
>And stops just in front of you.
>You both stare into each others eyes.
>She then makes the first move to have a seat across from you.
>To which you also have a seat.
>Not even a minute into you two sitting down, the waitress swoops in and drops a menu for Alanamous.
>”Can I get ya anything to drink?”
>The waitress asks her.
>”Water.”
>She answers without even taking her eyes off you.
“I’ll have another refill on my coffee please.”
>The waitress nods and wanders off.
>Leaving you two alone.
>You clear your throat.
>You force a smile on your face.
>Alanamous keeps her stone face up.
“Despite the circumstances, it is nice to meet you.”
>You try to initiate the conversation.

>>42407371

>Alanamous doesn’t respond to that comment.
>So you continue on.
“You know, you look a lot like your f-”
>”Yeah I get that a lot. Thanks.”
>She cut you off before you could comment that she looks just like Anon.
>A female Anon, that is.
>You just sit back in your seat.
>Then you force another smile.
“At least you didn’t inherit my eyesight.”
>You try to joke as you adjust your glasses.
>Alanamous then brings her hand up to her face.
>She uses her index finger to drag down her lower eyelid until it slides back in place.
>”I’m wearing contact lenses. I’m practically blind as a bat without them.”
“Oh…”
>Damn.
>You shrug your shoulders.
“Well, glasses aren’t too bad.”
>You try to reason.
>”As soon as I’m old enough I’m getting corrective surgery.”
>She tells you.
>”With what I do, it is very cumbersome to wear glasses and even the contact lenses can bother me.”
>You just nod.
>Once again you two were silent.
>The waitress comes back with Alanamous’ water and a refill of coffee.
>She asks if you were ready to order.
>Which you weren’t.
>Neither of you were probably going to order anything.
>Alanamous hasn’t even touched the menu.
>You take a sip of your coffee.
>Alanamous also hasn’t touched her water.
“So, I imagine you have a lot of questions.” You begin. “Feel free to let me know what is on your mind.”
>Alanamous finally takes a drink of her water and sits back in her seat.
>”Well, I guess you can start from the very beginning.”
>You tilt your head.
“Beginning like…?”
>You ask.
>”Like how you and dad met.”
>Oh.
>That.
>Of course you were going to need to pull out some memories.
>Memories of someone that was close to you.
>And then wasn’t.
>And then was gone.
>You sigh as you rub your eyes from under your glasses.
>Trying to remember where it all started.
“Well, I transferred from Crystal Prep to Canterlot High around my sophomore year.”
>It was after the Friendship Games.
>Things got a little crazy then.
>And obviously they settled down.
“Anonymous was a friend of some of the girls. That’s how I met him.”
>”The girls?”
>Alanamous interjects.
“The friend group I joined, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash and others.”
>You explain.
>She then nods and motions for you to continue.
>Things are coming back to your mind now.
“At first I wasn’t too impressed with him, sure he was tall, handsome and very athletic.”
>You then tilt your head.
“But he really wasn’t my type of guy, but…” You pause. “Something about his charm.”
>You start to smile.
“I guess you could say I admired his courage to come and ask me out.” You then feel your cheeks warm up. “Especially since I feel like he could have the pick of the litter amongst us girls at the time, and I was the one he asked.”
>Alanamous’s face softens a little.
“Silly teenage feelings really.”
>You laugh it off but you continue.
“But, after a few months together, there were…, well, honestly, it was just we weren’t compatible.”

>>42407374

>You think about your time together.
“I was more focused on my studies and research, and he was focused on his athletic training. There really wasn’t much common ground between us.”
>This may sound like a downer but with the benefit of hindsight this was the reality.
“Of course, being young and inexperienced and in love we tried to keep it going and to force it to work. And the more we fought to preserve our relationship, the more we were at odds with each other.”
>Your mind then returns to that night.
>You pause and take a large drink of your searing hot coffee.
>Which was a bad idea as now you are coughing.
>After a few seconds you calm down.
“Then one night during Summer camp we…”
>You pause again.
>How do you want to go about this?
“We…, did it.” You clasp your hands together. “A day later the accident happened and…”
>You stop there.
>”So about this accident.” Alanamous inquires. “Everybody keeps saying accident this and accident that.”
>She bobs her head from side to side.
>”Principal Shimmer mentioned something about it ‘kind of falling apart’. Tell me what happened.”
>She spoke with authority in her voice.
>Oh boy.
>You need to think and you need to think fast.
“The next day after our…, night of passion. Things still didn’t feel right between us, we got into a heated argument over something minor and stupid looking back. I told him to ‘go off and die’ and…, He went on and did just that.”
>Alanamous eyes you suspiciously.
“At least, I’m also sure he wasn’t planning on doing it either, but we were warned not to run into the forest at night. It gets pitch black in there and you have no idea where you are or going and.”
>Again you pause.
>And hold your hands up.
“Like that, he’s gone.”
>Alanamous still has an unconvinced look on her face.
>”What the fuck did you argue over?”
>You should have figured she would have probed further.
>You take a moment and close your eyes.
“It was over him getting a lapdance from a Crystal Prep student.”
>You flat out lie.
>And while he did get a lapdance from a Crystal Prep student.
>It really wasn’t a problem, even thn.
>But it looks like Alanamous isn’t buying it.
>”That’s bullshit.” She proclaims. “He wouldn’t have just ran off and kill himself over something so insignificantly stupid!”
>She seems very defensive over Anon.
>Could be because she was raised by his parents.
>And, as bad as it may sound, the benefit of him being dead so he can’t be questioned.
“I never said anything about him killing himself.” You correct her. “He just stormed off into the forest over the argument to cool his head and he never returned.”
>Partial truth.
>He did storm off into the forest.
>Over being exposed as a cheater.
>Which in truth.
>With the benefit of hindsight.
>Is just as foolish and insignificant as your excuse.
>Well, except for him knocking out Rainbow Dash in a panic.
>Alanamous is still glaring at you.
“There are several news articles and reports at the time saying as such.”

>>42407376

>Most of the breaking news at the time did say it was an accident.
>And as far as you saw, none of them really reclassified it as suicide.
“What did your grandparents say about it?”
>You ask Alanamous.
>She just looks to the side.
>Gritting her teeth.
>”That it was an accident.”
>You throw your hands up.
“See? Teenagers overreact to little things” You shrug your shoulders. “What do you want me to say? That he was secretly murdered or something?”
>She looks back at you.
>”With how much everyone talks about how scared they are of your family It isn’t that much of a stretch tho think there was some foul play.”
>You chuckled.
“I know my family gets a bad rep and in most cases, it’s deserved, but they actually didn’t think Anon was bad.”
>You explain.
“While they didn’t think he was up to their standards, they mostly figured the relationship wouldn’t last so they let it play out.”
>Alanamous takes another drink of her water.
>”So why all the secrets and NDA’s?”
>She asks.
>You furrow your brow.
“Shouldn’t that be obvious? My family has a history of wealth and political prowess, and an impeccable image they desperately try to keep clean.” There are some shady family rumors you’ve heard about some dealings. “Well, try to keep to LOOK clean.”
>Alanamous is now resting her chin on her hand.
>”Wealth and political prowess how?”
>She inquires further.
“My family has a history in the rare minerals industry dating back over one hundred years.”
>You start to explain.
“Some ancestors were cabinet members of leaders, some even being a World leader themselves. My father went the beneficiar route and bankrolls certain candidates, but there are uncles and aunts in congressional seats. My brother is currently the chief of police and has aspirations to aim higher.”
>Seeing Alanamous’ eyes widen as you explain this is unsettling.
>”So then why am I here?”
>That caught you off guard.
>”Why give birth to me if there is that much at stake?”
>Good question.
>You close your eyes and take a deep breath.
“I found out I was pregnant with you after Anon’s funeral, and just so you know, my family really wanted you aborted, but it just didn’t feel right going through with it simply because Anon was no longer with us to have a say.”
>Alanamous tilts her head.
>”So you’re saying that if my dad was alive I could have been aborted?”
>You bite your lip.
“If…, he were alive there would have been a conversation on what to do with you.”
>Is all you say.
>It’s not pretty.
>But you can’t cover everything.
>You’re fine covering up that Anon was a cheater.
>Not because you were protecting his name.
>And definitely not to protect Rainbow Dash’s name.
>But to keep Alanamous’ seeming adoration of her father in tact.
>Sure it sucked what happened.
>But it’s been almost sixteen years.
>And things have more or less mellowed out.
>It still hurts at times.
>But it's no longer about you.

>>42407382

>Alanamous no longer seems angry.
>But more of a defeated look.
>Which makes you feel a pain in your heart.
“I was able to convince my parents that if Anon’s parents would take you in, I would birth you.”
>You now feel like a large weight was lifted off your shoulders.
“All the contracts and legal red tape were all my parents’ doing to keep things quiet, and here we are.”
>Alanamous is now scratching her chin.
>”So you were never going to attempt to make contact with me?”
>You hold your index finger up.
“I…” you pause. “I was going to make an attempt years ago. It was just. The raw emotions at the time were too much, and I drowned myself in work and study.”
>You look away.
“Weeks turned into months, then years.”
>You bow your head.
“I don’t think me apologizing will make up for all these years of me not being there, but I am sorry, and I would like a chance to be in your life. As your mother.”
>There is a long silence.
>When you bring your head back up, Alanamous had a bored look on her face.
>”You say that, but do really want to be in my life?”
>Those words stung.
“Of course!”
>You exclaim.
>”Even now, you think I wouldn’t notice we’re sitting at a windowless booth in the corner of the diner?”
>She responds and pats the solid wall with her hand.
>”Are you still going to try to hide me?”
>You furrow your brow for a moment.
>Then you loosen up.
>She has a point.
“I, things are still a little complicated. While I am sure nobody is really caring about you and the NDA’s, there are still things I need to dance around before I can try to break the contracts.”
>You try to reason.
>Alanamous just sits there.
>Deep in thought.
“Time and a chance is all I ask for.”
>You state again.
>Alanamous looks you in the eyes.
>”What even do you have in mind?”
>She asks.
“Just over the next few weeks, we can do stuff together, to get to know each other better.”
>Alanamous is once again silent.
>Thinking it through.
>Your heart is racing over her answer.
>She then takes a deep breath.
>”Fine.”
>You feel your heart jumping out of your chest.
>You even feel your eyes start to swell up so you begin to rub them underneath your glasses.
“Thank you.”
>You say.
>Alanamous then starts to get out of her seat.
>”If that’s all there is, I need to go and practice for my sifu test.”
>You tilt your head.
“Sifu test?”
>She nods.
>”When I turn seventeen, I can be tested in Wing Chun to see if I am competent enough to be granted the title of ‘sifu’, or teacher.”
>Fascinating.
>Her birthday isn’t for another few months though.
>Guess she’s taking it seriously.
>You then get up from your spot at the booth as well.
>And you both just stand there.
>Not wanting to make the next move.
>Until she does.
>”Well, see you later Twilight.”
>She addresses you.
“You can call me mom.”
>You tell her.
>She lightly glares at you over it.
>”You’re going to have to earn that title from me.”
>You lower your head.
“Fair enough.”
>You respond.
>She was just about to turn to leave.
“Wait.”

>>42407389

>You call out.
>She turns back to you.
>”What?”
>You gulp.
>Holding your hands behind your back.
>Still looking down.
“C-Can I at least have a hug?”
>You look up to Alanamous.
>Her brows were lightly furrowed.
>Seemingly frozen in her place.
>”Fine.”
>She pouts.
>But she won’t move from her spot.
>So you walk up to her.
>You pause right in front of her.
>She still won’t move.
>Nor will she look up to you.
>But you’ve come this far.
>You wrap your arms around Alanamous’ shoulders.
>And hold her close.
>She feels tense.
>You then rest your head on the top of hers.
>You can smell the ocean breeze like scent she used.
>Without knowing, you were squeezing her.
>But she didn’t seem to mind.
>You then feel some small vibrations on your chest.
>”Okay that’s enough.”
>She tells you and she tries to pull away.
>You hold her a little closer.
“I…, ” You hesitate once again. “I know this may not mean much to you now, but I love you.”
>You finally tell her and let her go.
>As she steps back you do notice that there was a hint of red on her cheeks.
>She doesn’t make eye contact with you though.
>She says nothing and storms out of the diner.
>You feel yourself release the tension you had in your body and you slouch back down in the booth.
>You have your shot now.
>And you hope that hug just now helped make a crack in her defense.
>The real work begins.
>You are going to need to juggle spending time with your daughter.
>All the while getting your work back in order.
>Not to mention having to face your family about her.
>The waitress then comes up to you.
>Now noticing your guest was no loner there.
>”Are ya just gonna want the coffee?”
>She asks in a very annoyed tone.
>Like, not even trying to hide the fact that she’s annoyed.
“Yes please.”
>You simply tell her without looking at her.
>You hear her grunt and then storms off to get your check.
>You pay your bill and leave a good tip for her at least.
>Before you head out you check your chest because of those small strange vibrations.
>You then feel your old magic pendant.
>You put it up to take a look.
>It was lightly glowing in small pulses.
>Strange.
>What could have caused it to react?
>It hasn’t done anything in years.
>It was then you feel your phone vibrate.
>You pull it out to see who it was.
>Sunset Shimmer?
>Did she know you were meeting your daughter today?
“Hello?”
>You answer.
>”Hey, Twilight” She greets you. “Do you have a quick minute?”
“I do?”
>You answer.
>A little confused as to what could be the rush from her.
“What is it?”
>You ask.
>”It’s about Alanamous.”

and that's the update, updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

The path to hell is paved with good intentions.

as always, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome

>>42405743
>>42406347

>>42407583
I need her to hug me

>>42407402
Good update friend

>>42407402
Things are coming along! I felt like Twilight was coming on strong, but I guess Alanamous secretly craves her mother's long lost affection. Can't wait for the next update.

>>42407583
This is giving me an urge to continue more of Wet Dream Girl before Autumn starts so that way I'll at least have something ready once I start putting everything off until the last minute like I always do.
>>42404835
I'll be honest, I wrote it completely on a whim a couple of hours before posting it and couldn't fill the content of it up with anything else. I lack proper motivation and discipline these days...
>>42406040
I'll be even more honest here, that was an extremely rare self-insert moment on my part except mine is drawing and not music.
>>42407353
I'll read this as soon as I'm done finishing my last-minute stuff today.
>at leas this time I had time to proofread it.
I can almost relate, except my problem is that I never have the patience to proofread even if I have hours to do it.
>>42404818
Sorry I'm late, I wanted to let BetAnon's update breathe first (which I will look at once I have time, I've got back-to-back prose and background art to do before 6 pm today which is midnight GMT). Here's the next 5 posts now:

>>42408530
>>42380351
>You have no idea what to do in this situation.
>It took you by surprise.
>By instinct, your eyes dart around the interior of the small cart like you’re looking for an escape after remembering how the closing door sounded.
>It’s a little late to change your mind.
>Cup Cake reaches her arms to many directions to grab ingredients for each order, and your eyes have to stay away from the large swathes of her smooth skin that has been generously exposed before you.
>Your mind does reaching of its own when you find things to block out the intrusive thoughts about gliding your hands all around that soft smooth skin of Cup Cake’s time and dessert enhanced curves and features.
>You currently have to double check and make sure all the payments are correct.
>Before helping Cup Cake gather the supplies for the next order as the temperature outside slowly increases by the hour..
>Most people are looking for cold goods right now, so the influx of customers slows down for the time being.
>You were sure to already eat breakfast to avoid the awkward moment of asking Cup Cake if you could eat some of the goods or ingredients for said goods for free.
>Especially now that there might be a perceived double entendre in those undertones whether it’s intended or not.
>In silence, you continue to keep your eyes from drifting downward towards the woman’s kindly presented bottom that softly jiggles for you.
>Even Cup Cake’s smooth bare back is alluring enough to spark fires in you that grow into an inferno of urges by the time it’s late morning and approaching noon.
>Don’t even think those straps hugging her back are gonna help much.
>The still-tight tied strap of the back of Cup Cake’s black bikini top showing a difference in taught-ness from the looser apron strap by how much the material digs into her smooth soft skin…
>So much of you wants to distract yourself, but you could only do that by leaving your post and traveling down the vast open road full of new things to redirect your attention to and force yourself to forget before the pull towards this woman’s matured attractiveness becomes too strong.
>There’s nowhere to go inside of this cart; you practically have to back yourself up against the shelf behind you in order to ensure that Cup Cake won’t accidentally bump that caboose into you.

>>42408533
>…And sense that gradually intensifying stiffness under the front of your swimming trunks as much as you can already feel it happening.
>Your efforts to discourage it would have more effect if so much of… this… wasn’t being so brazenly presented right in front of you, and from so close to you too…
>The open back of the apron seems like it’s enthusiastically presenting Cup Cake’s soft wide womanly backside to you.
>Her delicious curves and grabbable softness can’t help but beckon you to do what your nature wants you to do.
>Whoever came up with the saying wasn’t kidding when they said “the ass was fat”.
>What nature gives these women is a great weakness to hot blooded men such as yourself all over the world.
>You finally understand that song more and you can can’t even tell which one.
>The one by Queen? Sir Mix A Lot? Lil John?
>Sure, the songs themselves are perfectly fine, but this ass has got you feeling an urge to endlessly present your own love for it to the world.
>You’re gonna be one of the cool ass men and keep this revelation to yourself instead of try to prove something about your tastes with it… because you WANT this woman all to yourself anyway.
>Here in this cramped little dessert cart with you, Cup Cake stands with her delicious backside to you…
>Try to stifle the noise of your breathing the best you can so you don’t sound like a feral animal.
>Having little more to stare at than Cup Cake’s big round ass wobbling before your eyes like a trophy waiting to be grabbed.
>The fabric of the back of her bikini bottoms clings over as much of those juicy cheeks the best it can, clinging onto the smooth skin it can cover the best it can…
>Desperately try to focus on the dessert ingredients organization and a new customer’s order that just now came in.
>But all you can think about is how much that black fabric must be tickling her as she continues to move around and cause her bikini and flesh to interact through the unavoidable wobbling.
>Cup Cake ain’t walking away as she faces away, she ain’t goin nowhere as you shudder in silent lust resisting the urge to take your trembling hands and Cup her Cake~.
>Got damn these same desserts she’s skillfully cobbling together made her figure delectably bottom-heavy over the years.
>Pears are so much sweeter when they mimic hourglasses.
>Widening the highway only drives your vehicle crazier to escape its fabric prison.

>>42407583
I wish we had enough editors for an edit thread.

>>42408535
>Forget “buns out guns out”, those buns coming out of their own fabric prison would instantly bring your lone gun out of its own, keep yours singular between its opposition, you don’t want a fair standoff.
>You want to deliver your fresh load of supplies into the back of her bakery.
>Batter for her oven to bake and cream and icing to line every cake with.
>You want to-
>”Could you check the amount, hon?” Cup Cake’s soft voice gently brings you back up out of the gutter your mind was in.
“Oh uh, yes right away.”
>Go back to your job you’re supposed to do as the growing mast in your tent points more and more directly to what it desires most.
>The way she called you “hon” made it twitch a little.
>Your ability to maintain focus on work begins to wane more and more as noon approaches, like it's an ice cream cone sitting out there in the nearby parking lot in the summer heat as time goes on.
>It's not easy to back so far away without risking knocking over a few things on the shelf behind you, and every instance of you slightly moving your hips forward to avoid that sparks an urge to thrust yourself right onto Cup Cake's 40-something-year-old bubble butt and get it over with already.
>"By the way, you can have anything you want as long as you don't take too much of it." Cup Cake speaks over her shoulder to you, not looking behind herself accurately enough to see where your eyes are fixated.
"Okay..." You respond in a small and timid voice.
>She's offering... anything to you.
>The half of you that wants Cup Cake’s bikini to stop failing wars with the half of you that wants to see everything.
>That poor loosening knot at the back just keeps getting more and more… untied…
>Surely Cup Cake can feel her huge boobs swaying around more than they were an hour ago, right?
>Another customer wants a funnel cake, and Cup Cake gets right to weaving the ingredients together like it’s no challenge at all.
>Fear and arousal fill your heart as you watch the soft curvy dessert woman get into her zone.
>She shifts around with more enthusiasm while preparing her sweet goods after the payment is made.
>Her fingers brushing against the palm of your hand is the least you’re concerned about right now.
>The tip of your tented erection gets dangerously close every time Cup Cake reaches for something in just the right way.
>There’s even the prospect of excitement from her simply feeling that hint of how erect you are right behind her.

>>42408539
>Cup Cake takes yet another finger-ful of frosting that tastes much sweeter than usual.
>Surely that must mean extra sugar to get her going extra well.
>And sure enough, something about that extra sweetened frosting gets Cup Cake going.
>Those huge soft buttcheeks wobble tantalizingly close to the tip of your full mast erection tenting your swimming trunks twice as frequently now.
>Getting used to the fear of getting caught popping a boner in this situation, you start to feel yourself get overcome with emboldened arousal…
>Almost starting to look at this like it’s a fun lewd little game~.
>The side ties of Cup Cake’s bikini bottoms prove to be affected by her enchantingly wobbling buttcheeks as well.
>You can tell the tied knots are loosening little by little.
>It’s all more stressed out than Cup Cake had anticipated.
>Your body heat runs up on you higher than a remotely employed telemarketer’s phone bill.
>If you keep your shirt on now, it’ll be sticking to you too much to peel off without massive difficulty in the coming hours.
>You’re lucky your excited meat didn’t jab itself between Cup Cake’s soft warm buns while you were fumbling with the already damp fabric clinging to your skin.
>You get it up and off, listening to it plop onto the small cart floor with a light slap.
>Wearing less only has you feeling even more intense in ways you should have been able to predict.
>Curse the fact that you had to somehow distract yourself with a task!
>But no task is truly enough to distract you from the neuron activating sight of Cup Cake’s buttcrack starting to peek out to you as the black fabric of her loosening bikini bottoms sinks lower as it slowly loses its grip on her lovely waist~.
>As you count more customer money she hands back to you, your mind struggles not to short circuit.
>The urges grow stronger and stronger watching this sweet lady allow herself to lose her bikini ever so slowly on account of her delicious jiggling assets putting more strain on those ties and knots than they can truly handle.
>This never happened when she was in her 20s; those days are long gone.
>As long gone as the minutes you spent being able to coherently think about what you're supposed to do for literally your fuckin' job today.
>That loosening knot at the back of Cup Cake’s bikini top can’t hold on much longer…

>>42408538
Having editors in other non-edit threads is good enough, in my opinion, but feel free to make an edit thread in case new people want to try their hand at it and keep that thread afloat. It's not easy but it's not impossible either.
>>42408542
>The looser it gets, the more it allows her huge soft breasts under that apron to sway freely and speed up the process of making the thin back of the bikini to lose its tied knot completely~
>It’s the failing bikini top versus Cup Cake’s soft assets, and the latter is easily winning.
>You’ve already been fully erect watching this unfold, your swimming trunks not able to hold your full erection down as it tents the fabric…
>Cup Cake fulfills more and more orders from the customers, losing the flimsy back of her bikini top that can’t stay taut or even tied over her smooth skin.
>The loosened knot just looks like a lazy scribble across Cup Cake’s bare back.
>You have no space to back away to and no way to make your erection subside.
>The more Cup Cake continues to lose her bikini, the more you continue to lose control of yourself.
>Shaking hands can't hold money between those fingers, and heaven forbid you lean down to pick the coins and bills off the floor.
>The falling back of Cup Cake’s skimpy bikini bottoms is more obedient to the loosening of its own side straps.
>As she continues to move side to side, that bikini just loosens and loosens until...
>The back straps finally fall away completely... baring Cup Cake's smooth bare back to you as the back of her *really* loosened bikini bottoms gently slip down to expose more of her buttcrack...
>Your full mast begs to hotdog itself between those buns.
>The very presence of this erotic display in front of you has you shuddering almost audibly.
>Your shuddering is almost strong enough to shake the cart and get her attention at this point.
>Cup Cake couldn't hang on to her bikini to save her life, and she doesn't even know it.

I'll make a paste for this after I'm done writing it.

>>42407176
>tfw she will never spot you at the gym

>>42408550
>I'll make a paste for this after I'm done writing it.
Can't wait!

>>42408550
Hot. Glad you’re still primarily a smutfic writer.

Games are Won Before They Start.

>It was a bright mid-August Saturday morning and we were all in front of the Wondercolt statue at CHS.
>By 'all' I meant myself, Anonymous, all of my wives, and the larger share of our children over the age of eight. We also had a few other related guests. Our younger kids were being looked after at home by staff and other residents.
>One side of the base of the statue facing us glowed and four people emerged in sequence. Twilight telekinetically helped them maintain their balance if it looked like they might fall.
>Once all four were standing without issues, I had to give a speech. While bowing I said,
"Greetings Alicorn Princess Flurry Heart!"
>Flurry Heart had light pink skin was dressed in a light purple long sleeved shirt and a mid-length yellow skirt with her crystal heart symbol on her left hip.
"Her Pegasus bodyguard Dusti Flex!"
>Dusti had a golden skin tone with a forest green loose fitting top and gold shorts over green tights. On her left hip was a brown speckle pattern.
"And the Unicorn twin attendants Dawn Light and Dusk Light!"
>The twins both had pure white skin and mirrored color schemes. They both had a simple bob haircut With Dawn's being white on the right side and black on the left. Dawn was wearing a simple shirt and skirt combo with white on the right side and black on the left, like her hair. Her symbol was the top half of a sun on her right hip. Dusk's clothes mirror imaged Dawn's with her half sun symbol being on her left hip.
"Welcome to Canterlot!
>They all bowed in return and replied "Thank you Prince Anonymous!"
>Many of the kids were unable to resist tittering at that. A few of my wives too.
"Alright that's enough of the formal stuff!" I declared while throwing my arms open "C'mere and give Uncle Nonny a hug."
>As hugs and further pleasantries were exchanged, it became more apparent that this group of Equestrians had been here before enough times to be somewhat familiar.
>Still, after she looked around Flurry had to ask "Um, Excuse me, but I don't see the guys, er, the seven sons that is. Where are they?"

>>42410012
"Well they got to acting up" I said. "So I sent them to visit Ma and Pa Pie for the next two weeks so they could learn some gratitude and humility. After that, Sunset's son Junior will go to Equestria for the next four years as an exchange student."
>Flurry said "Oh. I had assumed they'd be here."
"I understand." I said. "But I promised Princess Celestia you would have a FAIR chance with my boys. Wouldn't be fair to all of the other girls if you got a week's headstart would it?"
>Flurry looked a bit surprised and said "Ah, no. I guess it wouldn't. But won't that leave us at a cultural disadvantage in this less familiar world?"
"I was concerned about that too." I said. "But it seems your past good deeds have come to help you there. Darkshine! Front and center!"
>A slightly smaller girl with purple skin slightly darker than Twilight and dark hair braided into two pigtails ran up and brightly said "Here father!" When she talked braces were visible.
>Darkshine gave the impression of a gothic lolita. She had a white choker, a black half-shirt over a white full shirt. Her black skirt had two black leather belts with shiny studs hanging at angles off of her hips. They almost covered her bright yellow sparkle symbol on her left hip. She was also sporting black and white horizontally striped stockings and had heavy looking platform boots with three shiny buckles on each.
"You ladies remember Darkshine right?" I asked "The last time you were here, you all helped care for her as she recovered from being sick."
>Flurry smiled at the memory "It was the least we could do. Plus she was fun to be around, answering our questions about Canterlot and asking about Equestria."
"Well all of you girls made a big impression on her." I said. "After she got better, she worked hard and skipped forward a grade so she could go to school with you. She'll be rooming with you ladies as well so she can give you all as much help as possible."
>Flurry was plainly surprised "Oh my that's.. Darkshine are you sure?"
>Darkshine looked Flurry straight in the eye and said "Yes, I am very sure Princess. Please allow me to return the kindness you showed me earlier. I've worked hard to prepare for this and am quite confident of what I'm doing. But I have to suggest we table this discussion for later as there are others who want a moment of your time just now."
>"I think that's our cue." said a female voice as Principal Cadence, Shining Armor, and the native Flurry Heart in Crystal Prep uniform stepped forward!
>There was a mutual "SQEEEEE!!" as both Flurry Hearts ran up and hugged each other!

>>42410015
>Principal Cadence said "It's good to see you dear. Have you been well?"
>Flurry nodded as she kept up the hug.
>Shining Armor then said "And we wanted you to know that if you ever need to, our door is open to you as well. You have a LOT of family here."
> Then the hug was broken and the native Flurry said "But we have to ask a big favor. You coming for a couple weeks at a time was no big deal when we were smaller. But you'll be hear for the next four years this time. I wish I knew another way to say this, but there can't be two identical girls named Flurry Heart in Canterlot."
>The visiting Flurry blinked once and said "I suppose you're right there. In fact I should have expected it. Ok since I'm the visitor and it's only four years I'll change my name for a bit."
>Then our visiting Princess looked squarely at me and said "Prince Anonymous. You knew and planned for this didn't you?"
"Yes I did." I said easily. "And while I know you're a good kid generally, teenagers can tend to be rebellious. So I cut that short by showing you the person you would be harming. Which, I know, is not how Princess Celestia would have handled it."
"But you want to know you're new name. I now pronounce you Stormy Heart!"
>"So I'm Stormy Heart now? Not bad! I like it."
>Flurry said "Don't let his hard act fool you. He was sweating what to call you for WEEKS! Kept asking if I thought it was good enough."
>Stormy said "Thank you cousin." with a big smile.
>Flurry said "No problem." with an equally big smile.
>There was a small "ahem" from below and the identical girls turned to face it. Darkshine then said "I'm sorry cousin Flurry, but I only have a week to get them to be able to pass as typical teenagers. But you can text her tonight. It'll be good practice for her in fact."
>Stormy asked "What do you mean by 'text'?"
>Darkshine had a wicked grin on her face as she handed Stormy an object "It's one of the many things you can do on these devices called 'cell phones'."
>As she handed similar objects to Dusti, Dawn, and Dusk "No teenage girl would be caught dead without her cell phone! They are devices used for many types of communication, but they use finger motions to control them, so you ladies will have to work at that I'm afraid. Also we can decorate them further and it's not the worst idea to do so. You have extensive contact lists already installed to make using them easier. They are fully charged right now and we'll go over charging them back at home. Now I turn it over to Momma Rarity."

>>42410017
>Rarity stepped forward and said "Thank you Darkshine darling. Now all of your boring school supplies are already in your room. And thanks to Flurry Heart here, I had measurements to make Stormy and her some outfits. For the rest of us and the oldest daughters we're going clothes shopping at the mall!!"
>Stormy said "One question first, if I may?"
>Rarity said "Oh of course darling." with a smile.
>Stormy said "Thank you. Darkshine said she had a week to train us and Uncle Nonny said the boys were gone for two weeks. I know school starts in a week, so what's happening with the boys?"
"I'll take this one dear." I said "Not much is happening with the boys at the rock farm. No phones, no lights, no motor cars. Not a single luxury. But I think what you wanted to ask is 'why the delay for the boys?' right?"
>Stormy furrowed her brow and said "Alright. Let's pretend I asked that instead."
"As you wish." I said with a conniving smile. "We're using the delay in several ways. First thing to say here is that my wives and I like you girls and wouldn't mind you getting with one of our boys because we've seen you develop over the years. We know you're good kids."
"With that said, there will be OTHER groups of girls to consider as well. Now it's well known my wives and I are methodical and driven folks. You don't suppose we'd approve of just ANYONE for OUR boys do you?"
"No need to answer, of course not. So during the first week our oldest daughters plus Pound and Pumpkin Cake will be evaluating the freshmen girl groups that seem to be angling for one of the boys. Innominate and his girls also expect to be fielding questions and sending promising ones to our daughters to look over."
"When my boys return, criminals and delinquents will find themselves in detention, suspended, or arrested. and some that we question the fitness of may find an obstacle in their path."
>Stormy asked "Why obstacles? Seems like you could just shut them down outright."
"Very good." I said "Yes in fact we could but what we want to test for is strength of character. Because history shows my boys will need friends they can count on. And if they can get past obstacles then maybe they deserve a shot. Speaking of shots, has anyone explained to you and yours what happened to us our senior year?"
>All of them shook their heads.

>>42410019
"I thought not. It's not always great dinner conversation. "I said. "But I think you should understand what you're signing up for. And remember, it's ok to be scared. It can be a perfectly reasonable reaction. The trick, of course, is not to let being scared keep you from doing what you need to do."
"So it could be argued that perhaps Rarity got the worst of it when she was suddenly shot. And what I mean by that is a weapon launched a piece of metal about the size of the tip of your pinky finger into her shoulder so fast it went through her and exited in less time than it takes to blink, causing her to faint while still losing blood."
"Or maybe it was Pinkie who got the worst when we found her crouched down and shaking as her mind was being taken over."
"Sunset got batted away by someone with super strength we didn't know about until she got hit."
"And yeah, they're going to want me to tell you that after Sunset got hit and I had picked up the shot Rarity, the enemy came over to me unexpectedly fast and picked me up by the throat while I held Rarity."
"I got out of that by keeping my wits about me so I could keep helping my friends. Friendship will get you through a lot. Cherish it."
>Darkshine then said "Aaaand thank you daddy downer! Momma Rarity, shall we?"
>Rarity focused and said "Yes. Let's away to the mall girls! We're going to get you some additional outfits and show you how clothing is put on and taken off here. In addition it's a great chance to observe other teenagers in their natural environment."
>Dawn and Dusk said in unison "Normally WE help the princess dress and undress."
>Darkshine said "We understand. But right now you all have to get used to having fingers again before you can do that. So today it will be me and my sisters helping you. After that it will be mostly me until you get the hang of it. Which shouldn't take more than a few days."
>These girls had been to Canterlot two times before and so had some memory of how to use fingers, but actual practice was needed to reacquire those skills.
>Once at the mall, the first stop was the lingerie store for bra sizing at Rarity's insistence. A poorly fitting bra could ruin your day like little else. Didn't matter how cute it was, a good fit was an absolute must!

>>42410025
>Along the way it was learned that Stormy was a C cup. Dusti was a B cup. Dawn and Dusk were both D cups. And Darkshine had recently graduated from a training bra to a full A cup!
>Everyone helped the new arrivals enjoy their shopping and they even had time for a snack at the food court which was great for people watching.
>Then it was time to go to the castle they would call home for the next four years and get a quick tour of what it offered. After that it was time for a buffet style dinner to help the girls try enough things to get a sense of what foods they liked.
>And finally they had a chance to go to their room and decompress from a hectic day. Their room was currently in what was going to be Innominate's tower. Technically it was still under construction but the first two floors were perfectly good.
>The first floor had a kitchen and common areas including laundry.
>The second floor was sixty percent bedroom and forty percent bathrooms. The bathrooms were one of Anon's early discoveries about married life. Everyone had better things to do than wait in line for one bathroom. So there was one for everyone. (At least until kids entered the picture.)
>The bedroom was a large half-circle with a truly massive bed against the flat wall and five queen size beds around the perimeter equally spaced. The massive bed was for the assigned green boy. It had been another early lesson for Anonymous that he wasn't allowed to sleep alone. And if he slept in 'his' bed he would often wake to find himself in a pile of happy wives. So his bed had to be large enough to accommodate that.
>But since they didn't have a green boy (yet), they weren't using the bed to sleep in, But it WAS a great place for them to gather and talk on top of the covers in their night clothes and bathrobes.
>That's what they were doing when Stormy said "Darkshine, I think we need to talk. You've been absolutely wonderful today, but I'm confused about a few things."
>Darkshine replied "It's normal that you would be at this point since this is the first chance we've had to talk with it being just us girls. There's a fair bit of ground to cover, but ask the first question please."
>Stormy said "You have been beyond eager to help us adapt and I'm not sure I understand why."

>>42410034
>Darkshine smiled and said "Well that has the easiest answer of the night. Yes I've been very eager to help you adapt, but I have a good reason. You see, when we graduate I want to return with you to Equestria and I'm hoping you ladies will help me adapt at that time."
>Stormy blinked twice and asked "Darkshine, are you sure?"
>Darkshine replied with "Oh I'm VERY sure. So is helping me adapt to Equestria agreeable ladies?"
>They all nodded and Darkshine said "Great! Please don't be afraid to ask for my help here then!"
>Stormy then said "But Darkshine, we're hoping to return to Equestria with a husband."
>With a lustful smile Darkshine said "Oh yes. I'm well aware. But let's review the entire deal so we know we have the same understanding eh?"
>"The story begins around twenty years ago. Daddy wanted to get out of Equestria, but Princess Celestia had to agree. Now Daddy had heard nothing but great things about the Princess, but he wasn't sure he trusted that. He knew that here in this world folks with power sometimes acted very differently in private vs public. He didn't want to trust his fate to an unverified reputation, so he came up with a deal to propose."
"He promised to tell his kids that they were full citizens of Equestria and could choose to live there if they desired. He would also tell other green boys about Equestria as well. There would also be cultural exchanges and a general willingness to help like when Ponyville had to evacuate."
"Now daddy felt bad about thinking less of the Princess initially so he came up with the idea of an exchange student program. He would send Sunset's son Junior to Equestria to be educated for four years if Equestria would send you and your attendants, Princess, for a like time. An Alicorn for an Alicorn seems like a fair deal."
"Basically this offered Equestria a chance to 'win' twice. Junior would be greeted with a lot of ladies that wanted to be his friend while you ladies might end up with one of his brothers. And in a generation, Equestria would have more Alicorns.
"But daddy, as the element of empathy added one condition. Everyone involved had to be HAPPY. Even you ladies. Daddy doesn't want his kids in a loveless marriage and he will protect you from one too. So his blessing is a requirement."
"That's the basic deal that you all are aware of. What I want to do Princess, is add myself to your group. Your harem, if you will."

>>42410037
>Stormy looked a little stunned "Darkshine, we came to be a harem for one of your brothers!"
>Darkshine smiled again and said "Well, half brothers. The price for adding me is my full brother Einstorm, is off the table. My parents won't go for that. So your field of six is reduced to five if you add me. But let me show you what you get in return! Our computer network security is designed by my mom. Only a few people on the planet can crack it and I'm one of them. I can show you everything my half brothers have said and done on their computers and phones ever!"
"What do you think of your odds if you 'just happen' to start talking about one of their favorite subjects? Ask them if their favorite movie is something they would watch with you? Tell them you were just bringing some of their favorite snack to share with the girls? Find out when they go swimming and we 'just happen' to show up in sexy swimsuits?"
"Basically I can increase your odds quite favorably. I also live and breath the green boy lore. For instance, Dusti, do you know what your role as the most athletic is with our green boy?"
>Dusti was plainly caught offguard by the question. "Uh, to protect him like I do the Princess?"
Darkshine gave an easy smile "It's not the worst answer. And maybe at first you'll do that. But as time happens and friendship grows, we'll all protect each other. For the actual answer I'm thinking we need some visual aids." She then went to the computer by the bed (every bed had one) and called up a picture of seven scrawny green boys with her in the center.
>Darkshine continued. "All my moms agree that daddy looked pretty much like this, but taller, when he came to CHS senior year. Now I'm going to show you what he looked like in a video Billy took the second semester. My dad is still a very handsome man today but back then, well what do you girls think?" And the picture shifted to a very fit Anonymous wearing a half shirt that exposed his midriff.
>The girls were all silent. Just unable to do anything other than fidget in place for over a minute.
>Then Darkshine shocked them by speaking again "Yeah, he had that effect on the ladies. So Dusti, your task will be to train our green boy into something like that. You can ask Momma Rainbow and Momma Applejack how they did it."
>Dusti replied with "G-gotcha."

>>42410041
>Darkshine then turned to Stormy and said "So Princess, that's the pitch. With me on your team obeying your orders, your chance to succeed goes WAY up. You don't have to decide right now either. You can take a night or two to sleep on it."
>Stormy said "And that is one HELL of a pitch little lady. Where did you come up with all of this?"
>With an easy smile Darkshine said "Well I AM my father's daughter. Folks look at all he's accomplished starting from advertising and think 'He must be one of the top one hundred salesmen on the planet'. Then they hear that all my moms confessed to him at the same time and say 'Make that top three.'"
>Stormy looked a bit conflicted as she said "R-right. Still.., your own half brother?"
>With the same easy smile Darkshine said "Well I AM my mother's daughter too."

THE
END

{Author's note: This story seed resolves the last remaining loose ends from Duties of the King! Equestria has a double chance at a male Alicorn! The spawn of Anonymous face a situation like never before with all of their secrets laid bare by their own sister! That's assuming Stormy will accept Darkshine! But other girl groups will remain circling and waiting for their chance!
I'm leaving these story seeds right where they are and giving anyone who wants to try permission to continue on as was done for me! Hope you enjoy!}

>>42397553
Thank you!
>>42404682
Very nice!
>>42407402
Loving Alanamous!
>>42408550
GREAT buildup!

Oh damn it's finally over!
>"I'll knock this out in a couple of months" I remember thinking..
The ponepaste was started in November and we are just shy of August.
https://ponepaste.org/10501 by the way. Will update within minutes of this post.
My goal with this story was to use all of the feedback ideas I had given Cosmic Butthole for King of the Castle, which he graciously let me continue from despite having plans for a part 2. (I can type numbers again!!) Ok excepting the idea for strip Mario Cart. That just takes to long.
I know my writing isn't to everyone's taste, but that's fine. I just hope everyone will agree I was creative. It's fine if opinions diverge wildly after that.

Thank you everyone that gave this a chance!

>>42410064
Excellent story, Tuesday!

>>42410043
>>42410064
very nice. thank you for your effort too

>>42410807
Celestia: 'Ara~ Ara~...!'

>>42385377
We have those. It’s up to you if you want to read them or not.

>>42410859
Oh my

>>42409639
Peak cuddle material

One of the inspirations for the last story seed.
Also off page 9 please.

>>42412128
She is such a cutie

>>42411553
Applies to >>42411482 too.

>>42410913
How many of them are actually good, though?

>>42385535
>>42385445
Should’ve written that wish fulfillment.

>>42412865
The only way to know for certain is to read one.

>>42412413
Yes

>Only page 3 more than an hour later
Fucking finally. Back to normal.
Anyway, I would plap Celestia into the bed until the metal springs poke out the bottom of it.

>>42412865
(You) know the best way to insure it's something that (You) would want to read?
Write something (You)rself.
I mean, I've no pretension that I'm a great writer, but at least I enjoy what I write.
You say you want non-smut stories? I've literally posted over a dozen non-smut story seeds in this thread alone! You don't have to take the whole setting I laid down if only one idea (or two) speak to you.
Want to twist my idea slightly? Please go write ahead!
Be the change you want to see!

>>42414114
love me moon

>>42414574

Luna is Love. Simple as.

>>42414625
Lust too

Saw the Pinkie Pie pogo stick wip get uploaded to the booru. I’m so excited to see it get worked on. Will the skirt be more like the first EQG outfit, or the current one post RR?

>>42415445
I don't get it.
I'm in no position to throw a stone but I don't get it.

>>42415451
>he doesn’t get Pinkie Pie being the bubbly girl that she is bouncing around with a full view of jiggling titties and constant pantyshots

>>42400817
Fluttermilf was the best part of /irt/ shame it’s fucking dead

>>42407402
I like this story a lot, keep up the good work

>>42368995 (OP)
@acupkafro/status/1950738187183100393

>>42416462
>Hmm... this page doesn’t exist.

>>42416479
>he doesn't know

>>42416462
>can't save the pic, upload & link to catbox

>>42416484
>he doesn't know

>>42416484
>he doesn't know that acupkafro's art is on Derpibooru
>he doesn't know how to save from DB and post on /mlp/

>>42416517
Hot webm

>>42416877
gleaming sure is a looker

>>42416154
Cute

Does anyone here know of any "low poly" 3D EQG models like these?
https://www.gtaall.net/gta-san-andreas/skins/105427-my-little-pony-equestria-girls-mod-v1.html
Do you know anyone willing to make them?
I really need more of them, but for other EQG characters.
Is it easy to do if you have more modern models as a base, or is the difference so vast that you have to remake them?

>>42418138
I’d like to know this too actually

>>42416517
Is this traced?

>>42419027
No idea, you'd better ask the artist
But Raritits makes my pants explode

>>42419204
Same

>>42419204
>Anon gets fully erect under the table

>>42420028
Unf

>>42420618
Relatable

>>42419027
Off of that one gif? Probably.

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