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Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.

Second for situations which only Pinkie Pie and maybe Sonata Dusk can innocently miscontrue as harmless fun.

>>42368995 (OP)
>>42368996
Beach Beauties indeed

>>42369159
the way this is drawn just feels so right

Don't make more threads of this, they are horrible

>>42369440
You're either new and don't know this general goes back to 2013, or secretly one of the OPs of those no-reason spam threads you're referring to intentionally trying to bait people here.
Pick your poison.

>>42369461
Being ancient doesn't save these threads from being horrible. I asked politely, please stop.

>>42369469
Make your bait believable next time and maybe I'll reply again after this point. 2/10 for now since you got 2 (You)s.

>>42369461
>>42369474
You’re likely talking to Sliderfag.
He’s probably going to try over the next week or so to push this thread off page 10.
Probably why he’s putting up that tough talk. He thinks no one’s aware.

>>42369505
>this general ever hits page 10
See? You're lame

>>42369505
Oh well, that cringe ass catalog war between him and those insufferable spammers is not my problem. I'll be up anyway.

>>42369513
>I'll be up anyway
Based

>>42369513
Cute Lyrabon

I can make long videos now.
still too many artifacts tho.
can't post here so just look for it.

>>>/trash/

At least Derpy put on an act

>>42369513
Since the death of the last thread took my tease for next Tuesday, I'd like to repeat it.

>Flac said "Yeah she loves a good love story and if it's working then I'm happy for you too. But where is 'Ponyville'? I don't think I've heard of there before?"
"You have not." I said "And I never thought Ponyville would be 'day one' conversation, but I can see a potential concern there that parents should be aware of, so we're going to get into it. I was content with multiple wives being the weirdest thing I exposed you to tonight, but this is going WAY past that..

For those that missed it, my green updated through last Tuesday is at https://ponepaste.org/10501

Hope you enjoy!

>>42370044
>Hope you enjoy!
I did!

You work hard to get to a big plot point and then you get there and then...
Truth be told I still can't decide how mad or not mad Alanamous should be.

>>42370748
He should be determined to get to the bottom of everything if anything

>>42370876
Fuck, She I mean.

>>42370876
If anything, I would be determined to get to Rarity's bottom

>>42370748
I'd say Alanamous would be pretty mad.
Knowing how vulgar she is, she'd hold some resentment against Twilight.
However, once her grandparents tell her everything, she might feel conflicted. She hates her mother, even saying that she might as well be dead, but some part of her wanted to at least know who she is.
Twilight's making an effort now, but I think that Alanamous doesn't know whether or not she deserves that chance.

>>42371028
Unf

>>42369989
Blessed Shonuff and his penchant for thicc renditions of our girls

>>42371607
i bet those things bounce around so much

>>42371607
Gotta love thicc Flutters in that ultra-tight outfit

>>42369474
I miss this artist.

Finally some Alanamous

>Be Momanon.
>And finally.
>You can talk to Alanamous about her mother.
>Something you feel should have been done long long ago.
>But.
>Bureaucratic nonsense had gotten in the way.
>Nonsense you agreed to, to be fair.
>Nonetheless.
>It resulted in Alana not having both parents growing up.
>But lets not dwell too much on the past.
>Right now you and Dadanon were sitting at the dining room table.
>With Alanamous.
>Who was still catching her breath from, you assume, running from wherever she came from.
>Dadanon gets up from his seat and heads into the kitchen.
>And returns to place a glass of ice water on the table for her.
>She immediately grabs the glass and chugs the water in a few seconds.
>Dadanon takes the hint and returns to the kitchen and comes back with an entire pitcher of water for your granddaughter.
>Again, she pours the glass full and chugs away.
>You notice her doing all this with only one hand.
>When she barged into the house, you did see there was a large red stain on one of her hands.
“Are you okay dear?”
>You decide to try to break the silence by asking about her hand.
>Alanamous looks to you and Dadanon with a hint of disdain.
>”Just so we’re clear; you knew since the beginning, didn’t you?”
>Nobody ever answers your questions and just throws them back at you.
>You take a deep breath.
>”Of course we did.” Dadanon answers for you. “How could we not?”
>”And you couldn’t tell me the truth my whole life because…?”
>She prods on.
”Because Twilight’s family had us sign a mountain of Nondisclosure Agreements otherwise we wouldn’t get to keep you.”
>You try to keep it light and simple.
>No real need to bring up the fact she could have been aborted.
>She doesn’t seem satisfied with the answer regardless.
>”That doesn’t make sense. Why would she give birth to me if she didn’t intend to keep me?”
>She asks.
“Because she and your father had a one night fling. There wasn’t supposed to me much to it. Then the accident happened with Anonymous.”
>You pause for a moment.
>And rub your eyes.
>Even after all these years.
>It’s still difficult to discuss the loss of your child.
>You take another deep breath and continue.
“They were young and reckless and didn’t use protection, so she ended up pregnant and if you haven’t noticed, her family is pretty influential and powerful. Both, financially and politically. Any sort of blemish like an unwanted teen pregnancy could have done some damage to their image”
>You pause.
”From what I remembered, it got messy, she was pressured to give you up and to not speak about it, hence the NDA’s I spoke about earlier.”
>”We also wrongfully thought Twilight would have broken the NDA’s herself, since, she would have the power to do that.”
>Dadanon chimes back in.

>>42372380

>”But, as the years dragged on, and there was no word from her, we sort of gave up on that assumption.”
>You then speak up again.
“I must apologize for when we used to tell you that she would come to see you when you were younger. That was irresponsible of Dadanon and I to give you false hope.”
>You tell her while bowing your head in shame.
>Truth be told.
>Even back then you had doubts Twilight would have bothered to show up.
>You guess you kept on hoping for it as a sort of cope.
>”And what were these NDAS you speak of?”
>Alana asks.
“We had to sign contracts to keep our mouths shut about who your mother is, and in turn we were given a large monetary compensation, and before you ask, We set it aside for you to inherit once you turn 18.”
>You pause.
“Or, you’ll inherit what’s left of it, since we’ve had to dip into it over the years of settlements of you injuring other kids.”
>Alanamous brings up her glass of water to take another drink.
>Still keeping her eyes on you and Dadanon.
>”So you mean to tell me that a piece of paper and money was all it took for you to play dumb for all these years?” She asked sarcastically. “Any sane court in the world would have laughed it out of the building!”
>She exclaims.
“If we had told you anything or if you had made any attempt to establish contact with her or her immediate family you were going to be taken from us!”
>You shoot back with your own raised voice.
>One of the many conditions of the contracts you signed like idiots.
>You feel a single tear escape from your eye.
>”Even the slightest risk of losing you was simply not worth the trouble.”
>Dadanon starts to speak for you.
>”Twilight Sparkle is your mother but our son, Anonymous, was your father.” He adds. “He is no longer with us and you are the only thing he left in this world, intentional or not.”
>Dadanon sits back in his seat.
>”And again, we basically bet on Twilight having any sort of motherly instincts to come for you.”
>Alana then looks down at that last comment.
>Silence then lingers for a few minutes before she speaks again.
>”Were you guys ever going to tell me?”
>She asks.
>Still looking down at her lap.
>You now notice the pitcher of water was empty.
“Believe it or not, we planned to tell you once you turned 18.”
>You shrugged your shoulders.
“Dadanon and I figure once you were your own adult, it could muddy up the contracts and NDA’s.”
>You then smile.
“And it may have given Twilight more headaches.”
>Alana doesn’t seem on edge anymore.
>Now it looks more like she is tired.
>She leans back in her seat.
>”So now what?”
>She asks.
>You shake your head.
“That is entirely up to you sweetie.” You tell your granddaughter. “If you want to give her a chance to be in your life, a chance to be the mother that she never was, that is your call now.”
>Alanamous looks down at the table.
>She then raises her other hand.

>>42372385

>To which you see a bloody mess of a hand.
>You jump out of your seat.
>”I crushed a glass and cut my hand up pretty good.”
>She admits to you.
>You take her hand and assess the damage.
>There were many cuts.
>But miraculously none of them looked deep enough to warrant a visit to the hospital.
>You have Dadanon go to the bathroom and grab the first aid kit.
>And you clean her hand with disinfectant.
“Sometimes I’m amazed by your strength.”
>You tell your granddaughter as you now wrap her hand up.
>”I don’t know what came over me, it was an odd feeling I’ve never felt before.”
>She tells you.
>During the wrapping phase, Alana’s phone starts to ring.
>She pays no attention to it.
>It rings again.
>And then again.
>She still won’t reach for it.
>Finally, your phone begins to ring.
>You take a look at the number.
>It’s unfamiliar.
>You answer anyways.
>”Hello, is this Momanon?”
>You don’t recognize the voice.
>They sound a bit nervous.
“Yes?”
>But you respond anyways.
>The person then audibly clears their throat.
>”This is Principal Sunset Shimmer from Canterlot High School and…” She pauses. “Alana-”
“Alanamous is home and safe.” You immediately tell her. “Seems like she came straight home from wherever she was.”
>Figured you’d cut to the chase.
>”Oh, thank goodness!”
>She exclaims.
>Sounding very exhausted.
>”I’m so sorry for this! We tried to stop her and-”
“It’s quite alright, she’s home, albeit very tired, but as long as you don’t seem to have an issue with it we can just leave it here and move on.”
>Again, you cut her off to reassure her all was well.
>”Well…”
>She seems to be thinking about something.
>Then you hear a sigh.
>”Yeah, we’ll call this a wash, as long as she is safe.”
>You nod.
“Have a pleasant evening.”
>”Likewise.”
>She responds to you and then hangs up.
>You then look over to Alanamous.
>Who was staring at her bandaged hand and then looks to you.
“I may have saved you some detention time.”
>You tell her with a smile
>To which she smiles back.
>”Thanks.”
>Grateful for the assist, she then looks down and then back to you.
>”Is there any food? I left before I could have dinner.”
>You smile at your granddaughter.
“There are some leftovers I can heat up for you.”
>Alana nods.
>”That sounds good.”
>You then get up and you plant a small kills on her forehead before you head into the kitchen.
>As you grab Tupperware from the refrigerator and plates from the cabinet, you realized something.
>Alanamous seemed rather receptive to your show of affection.
>Now, that could be that she’s too tired and hungry to keep her guard up.
>But perhaps this could be a turning point.
>You won’t really know until Alanamous makes her decision.
>To allow Twilight Sparkle to be the mother she failed to be up to now.

>>42372394

>Be Sunset Shimmer.
>And be worried.
>Not for the reasons you may think.
>Sure, the incident at Twilight’s lab was nothing short of a disaster.
>Well, a disaster in the sense that Alanamous and Twilight both sort of blew up on each other.
>Not just how things fell apart.
>But seemingly now there are several students who knows Alanamous is Twilight’s daughter.
>Something that is still supposed to be a secret.
>But more Alanamous’ reaction to the whole thing.
>Twilight spoke with the rest of the students after Alanamous barged out of the lab and you had to find out where she went.
>The other students all said they would keep things under wraps for now.
>But you know teenagers.
>They’re going to gossip.
>It’s in their nature.
>Especially since it involves one of their friends.
>Whatever Twilight has planned next she better do fast.
>But that part of Alanamous’ reaction was not what concerned you now.
>It was her crushing a glass with her bare hand.
>Now, you could just chalk that up to her having her fathers impressive strength.
>But.
>Something else happened.
>Something you don’t think anyone else noticed.
>Except maybe Twilight.
>But considering the situation, she probably didn’t notice in the heat of the moment.
>You haven’t really had any time since then to discuss it with her.
>It’s now Monday.
>School’s back in session.
>You are sitting in your office.
>Contemplating.
>You then pick up the phone of your school communication system.
“Could you summon Miss Alanamous Incognito to my office please?”
>You direct the school secretary.
>It’s best you try to nip this in the bud now.
>If you can, that is.
>Not even five minutes pass and Alanamous storms her way into your office.
>She was probably waiting for this.
>Without a single word, she comes up to your desk.
>Drops her backpack with a thud that shook the office.
>You still flinch when that happens.
>Despite that.
>She does not take a seat.
>She’s just starting you down.
>You stay calm.
>Lean back in your seat.
>You see that the hand she used to crush the glass was all bandaged up.
“How’s your hand?”
>You ask to try and break the ice.
>She doesn’t answer immediately.
>But she does lift it and looks at it herself.
>”Minor cuts. Nothing bad.”
>You nod.
>A little surprised she answered you.
>”So what’s your excuse for not telling me about Twilight Sparkle?”
>She casually asks you.
>Still looking at her hand.
>You lightly snort and smile at her bluntness.
“I only knew she was pregnant back then. Her family kept everything under wraps so I was lucky to even get that out of her.”
>You explain.
”I had no idea it was you until you were brought into my office on the first day of school.”
>Alanamous continues to stand.
>Now looking at you and not her hand.

>>42372398

>”And your reasoning for not telling me when I asked who my mom was because…?”
>She prolongs her last word and rolls her good hand.
“Because I’m fairly certain by now you’ve had a conversation with your grandparents about Twilight’s family. While I do not know to what lengths they went to keep this all hush hush, but considering the family’s political connections there was some sort of legal chicanery involved.”
>You see Alanamous relax her stance a bit.
“And to be honest, it’s really not my business as the school principal to spill family secrets.”
>She tenses up again.
>”But it was enough of your business to set this all up to get us together!?”
>She claps back.
>Her voice raised.
>You hold up both your hands and clap them together.
“It worked; didn’t it?” You ask. “You got to find out who your mom is without any outside influence.”
>Perhaps it worked too well.
>Considering the blow up.
>Her eyes raise.
>Then she relaxes her stance.
>Seems like that worked.
>She then hoisted her back up onto her back.
>”So then what can you tell me about the day my dad died?”
“What?”
>Fuck.
>That came out of nowhere.
>”My grandparents say they had a one night fling and it wasn’t meant to mean much. Then mysteriously my dad ‘accidentally’ dies.”
>She takes a step closer to your desk.
>”Something doesn’t add up.”
>Shit, you never thought she would bring this up.
“Twilight and Anon were dating at the time yes, but…”
>Again.
>Be careful with what you say here.
“They just seemed, like two opposites, and things at camp were just revealing that to them”
>You pause for a moment.
“As far as I know she and Anon had…, A night together. Thinking it would mend their relationship, and It didn’t.”
>You take a deep breath.
“Things kind of fell apart. Anon went into the woods and…”
>You stop it there.
>If anything.
>You may have already said too much.
>”Fell apart how?”
>Alana asks.
>Her voice again heightened with intensity.
>You shake your head with your hands up.
“That’s a question only Twilight Sparkle can answer.”
>You deflect.
>You were NOT going to be the one to tell her everything.
>Especially since you were the one who set everything off that pretty much sent Anon to his grim fate.
>Alanamous doesn’t look satisfied.
>But she finally takes a step back.
>”Fine.”
>She pouts and then takes out her phone.
>”Care to give me Twilight’s number then?”
>You hesitate for a moment.
>Yes, they know of each other now.
>But you are still unsure if you should.
>”Come on! It’s not like any Twilight ninjas are going to crash through the window and arrest you at this point.”
>She quips.
>You smirk and pull out your phone.
>And tell her Twilight’s number.
>You are sure Twilight won’t mind.
“So what are you going to say to her?”
>You ask out of curiosity.
>She turns to leave.
>”It’s really none of your business as the school principal to know family secrets.”
>She tells you.
“Ha!” You smile and sit back in your chair. “Fair.”
>Resting your elbows on your arm rest.

>>42372402

>Finally Alana begins to leave when you remember.
“Wait!”
>You call out.
>She then turns to you.
>Looking annoyed.
“How have you been feeling since that day?”
>Alana tilts her head.
>”I told you my hand is fine!”
>She answers and you shake your head.
“That’s not what I meant.” You then pat your chest. “I mean feeling, Any strange rushes of adrenaline? Light headedness? Odd feelings you can’t explain?”
>She has this sort of confused but mildly worried look on her face.
>”No.”
>Is all she says and leaves your office.
>She might have been aware of it.
>But you bet she won’t tell anyone.
>You spin in your chair to stare out the large window behind your desk.
>You then lightly clasp the pendant you’ve been wearing for decades now.
>It’s been years since you’ve had any sort of Equestrian magical shenanigans.
>But that night at Twilight’s lab.
>When Alanamous learned that Twilight Sparkle was her mother.
>And when she crushed that glass with her hand.
>You felt your pendant react.
>You don’t know what it means.
>Hell, you barely understand how your own magic works.
>But now you’re going to need to pay closer attention to Alanamous.
>And you are going to need to warn Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.
>And maybe the others.
>Because this could lead to problems.
>Maybe even big problems.

and that's the update. Updated paste here:
https://ponepaste.org/10863

So, confession. I've had most of the major plot points of this story(including ending) all figured out in my head. Then one day a few weeks ago while I was writing, the MLP channel was playing an EqG marathon and Friendship Games and Legend of Everfree aired. That gave me an idea for the plot that I incorporated now. All of the plot points and ending are still intact but this may make things a tiny bit easier to get to places plot wise. Also, don't expect much of the other M6 to show up despite that small tease. There may be one or two who shows up besides Twi Dash and Shimmer.

Anyways, questions, comments, concerns, complaints, critiques, any and all (You)'s welcome.

>>42372420
Nice

>>42372115
He should draw her in that outfit more often. It's pretty sexy.

>>42372728
More sexual flutters with Derpy

>>42372728
>He should draw her in that outfit more often. It's pretty sexy
From a few months ago
Who wouldn't get carried away with Flutters in this outfit?

>>42372881
Is she supposed to be a dictator or something?

>>42372993
No, just a cutie in fetish gear

>>42372420
Seeing as Twilight doesn't seem to even want to think of Anon, I wonder how partially reliving it by telling Alana will go, maybe it'll go smoother. Banger update as per usual

>>42372420
Nice update, it seems that when one question is answered, another takes its place!

>>42374277
Cute

>>42374416
Like Octavia, Rarity likes to show off as much of her classy body as possible

>>42375015
And you can't spell "classy" without "ass".

>>42375245
Octavia's class ass

>>42375015
>>42375485
I hope they don’t mind the erections I’d get for them…

>>42375596
Rarity will see it as a compliment, but only if you have the decorum to try to hide it. Octavia would be too posh to accept it as anything other than an insult.

>>42375604
That makes sense

>>42368995 (OP)
It's the weekend, Grey! Any updates on the Cup Cake story?

Kittylestia

>>42376073
Telemarketing job got super crazy today and yesterday in a way I wasn't able to predict, but it'll be tomorrow for sure because tomorrow's Sunday. I only just now got back to the computer.
The other needed-to-finish projects I mentioned in my other post are no longer in the way this time.
They can be found here if anyone cares:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/554727/19/bros-with-benefits/in
https://derpibooru.org/images/3642689

I might be writing some extra greens in the coming days too to get myself back into the swing of things.

>>42376922
>tomorrow for sure because tomorrow's Sunday
Got it. Can't wait!

>>42376547
I’d make her go purr.

>>42375485
Sexy uniform

I haven’t given up hope. I still really want to see her bouncing around with her skirt fluttering too…

>>42377554
Seconding.
It really looks like he’ll get to it at this rate, if he doesn’t start anything new this time.

Pinkiebutt

>>42377747
Yeah? Any updates?

>>42377934
Nice

>>42377934
I’d hug her from behind

>>42378149
I mean he posted a couple other things he did and apparently is finishing third today >>42376922
Pretty sure he’ll reply too

Titlicious Twilight

>>42376922
Holy cow that’s one hot Glimmer
Good stuff!

>>42379616
Oh yes

>>42376922
Is the Cup Cake story ready, Grey? Sunday is almost over.

Anchor for the anon coloring the bottomless humanized Fluttershy.
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https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/3/23/1992885.png
(NSFW, obviously)

Requesting that this sketch of bottomless humanized Fluttershy is colored. Be sure to expose her genitals.

Reference for color and painting style (also NSFW):
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/1/338611.jpg

And this is how the original artist would draw female genitals in the similar pose and from the similar angle. (WARNING: NSFW, anthro and hyper)
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/2/3/1952001.png
__________

Or, if you want to finish it yourself, here is the incomplete painting (it too is NSFW):
https://files.catbox.moe/oepn57.png

https://mega.nz/folder/su40BawQ#VLkpz-Ta2dT8A0ixAjvoYQ

>>42380227
>this folder is no longer available

>>42380229
Looks it’s been taken down again. Next time it has to be uploaded somewhere else that isn’t mega

>Cup Cake is such a sweet lady who loves to bake things for others.
>She’s just now beginning to be over with the tail end of her most fun years and has been living a comfy life from her late 30s to early and mid 40s now.
>Wears sweaters during the winter holidays while baking caked and pies and all sorts of delicious desserts.
>Many of which, she participated in eating as well, getting into the spirit of what she’s been contributing to.
>This has been going on for several years, and it’s all okay because Cup Cake’s youthful party days are long behind her.
>She’s been settling down and living a slow-paced sweet life in which she relaxes and follows her culinary passion.
>Cup Cake makes some of the best desserts of all time due to her knowing which stuff is the tastiest and works the best together.
>She always brought the best desserts to every Christmas party, dressed up in her usual festive sweaters while doing what she does best.
>While the snow fell outside, the warm inside of the house would entrap the aroma of the most recent pie she was baking for a few guests.
>This was always her specialty.
>And winter soon isn’t the only season she would like to embrace her passion to.
>But while it was for a while, Cup Cake’s womanly body underneath all those clothes adjusted accordingly to her relaxed lifestyle of making and occasionally eating delicious desserts deep into her adult years…
>Slowing down and thickening out, Cup Cake still never lost her curves, and instead found them becoming wider and softer.
>This is partially due to her not realizing the origin of one of the more adventurous ingredients she tested, only knowing it to be bright pink is particularly tasty in a small container Crystal Prep’s principal would bring over saying she likes to make drinks with it.
>That started up in the winter… several months ago…
>When Summer comes early, so do the summer celebrations and traditions.
>Like opening the pool to the public, having barbecues, visiting the beach, running up the air conditioning bills and wearing less clothing.
>Cup Cake usually doesn’t go out in the heat, but has an odd urge to do a bake sale outside.
>The only person who seems available to help in the back of the tiny cart she bought is a young unassuming man in his 20s.
>She feels an aura about him she can’t put her finger on, and begs him to help her arrange things in the back of the tiny cramped cart.

>>42380343
>It was all arranged for this young man to join her in the tiny cart and he soon meets up with her in the early hours of the morning to set everything up.
>---
>You’ve been visiting in town living out of cheap motels for at least 6 months non-stop now.
>Being a temporary paperwork organizer for a small local school went super well for you in keeping an income going.
>But not being one of the main schools in the area, the school is out for the summer now and the rather small building is going to be closed for months.
>This wouldn’t have been an issue had one of the more major schools had any openings for you, but that’s not the case.
>You have another job somewhere else set up, and it begins in a month.
>But doing the math made you figure out that you’ll be in a 2-ish week window with no money unless you either find an EVEN CHEAPER motel to lug your stuff to, or if you go every other day without eating.
>Not being a fan of either of those options of starvation or roaches, you decide to take up the offer of this local woman who needs help with a summer bake sale from a tiny mobile cart.
>You’re surprised she hired you instead of someone local she actually knows.
>But you do not question it; this was the only luck you got.
>With a "welp" expression on your face, you did everything you needed to do to apply and got in touch with this nice woman and then took up the job.
>Gotta make an effort some way, right?
>---
>The drive over to Cup Cake's location wasn't far at all, being in the same town and all.
>You can see on the forecast that next week is going to have lots of high temperatures, giving the start to your brief little employment under Cup Cake a fiery head start.
>As long as you don't have to work a usual behind-a-desk job doing useless paperwork and phone calls and such.
>If this is what having a job is going to be like for the rest of your life until you retire, you'd rather just be a neet or something, that's just some nonsense.
>If only you didn't have any bills to pay or anything like that.
>"Yoohoo!" She waves over to you as soon as she figures out that you're the young man who volunteered to work for her over the next week or so.
>She smiles even wider as you step out of your car and approach her, seeming very pleased to meet you.
>"Hello! I'm sure you must know by now that I'm Cup Cake." She extends her hand to you, giving your hand the most professional feeling shake she can while maintaining her wholesome, informal demeanor.
>She seems pretty nice from what you've seen of her so far, more so in person than online once you walk up to her in front of her little self-owned cart she seems to own independently.

>>42380345
>She speaks very cheerfully and articulately too, instantly professional with you when she needs to be.
>"I really appreciate you helping me out with this. I'm not used to doing this outside during the summer." Cup Cake clamps her hands together after opening the small door.
"I'm more than happy to help." You step up the little bit of stairs into the interior of the cart that's elevated pretty high off of the parking lot below.
>The first thing you notice when inside of the cart is how cramped it is inside of here.
>There's a few drawers and shelves there's just enough room in here for.
>Other than that, it's going to be difficult to maneuver around in here overall.
>"Whaddaya think?" She follows you inside, unintentionally giving you a vibe that she's trapping you inside of here right where she wants you.
"Sure is roomy in here." You joke.
>Cup Cake's laugh is one of the cutest you've ever heard.
>She goes on to explain to you how business is going to operate on each day you're here, detailing how you'll be inside the cart helping her do things faster while she stays at the little open window with the small counter interacting with the customers.
>Seems simple enough, and Cup Cake is very clearly a very nice lady; you can't wait to do this with her.
>This meeting so far has been a brief and informal meeting where you two know one another as acquaintances that just met in an online ad for which you applied to work for Cup Cake over the next week or so.
>The payment/salary method has already been figured out too as she has even taken your financial situation into consideration; you'll be paid by the day.
>Nothing special really happens the first time you two meet, but oh does that not say a lot about the next couple of times.
>All it's going to take is the weather getting warmer... or hotter, rather.
>---
>Before too long, it's time to start your first day on the job.
>Cup Cake was just as cheerful as the day you first met her in person on the really warm morning you drove up to where her cart is in the parking lot.
>You help her move tons of non-perishable materials into the cart, with her wearing what seems like a thin overcoat over an apron underneath.
>"It's gonna be hot today." Cup Cake lets you know. "You came dressed to swim, right? Just in case you need to take a break and take a dip in the nearby pool?"
"Oh, there's a pool nearby? That's great!"
>"Yeah, great for the occasion."
"Yeah, I got my swimming trunks on." You rub two fingers around the silky waterproof fabric poking out from under your large T-shirt. "I came prepared."

>>42380347
>"Great to hear! Alright, c'mon now. It might take us a while to set things up once we get to the spot I chose that has lots of people." Cup Cake urges you on.
>You plan to slip out of your T-shirt as soon as it's too warm to have it on.
>As soon as everything is packed up and ready to go, Cup Cake makes sure you're sturdy in place inside of the cart if you choose to ride along inside of it and hitches the thing to her own car and drives off.
>But as she drives, Cup Cake begins to worry about something you're not aware of yet.
>Her rather almost modest bikini is better suited for a woman with less curves to challenge the tied strings.
>The back of her bikini bottoms already doesn’t do a lot to fully cover her big round soft cheeks above her thick thighs.
>So many years of dessert intake has “gone straight to her butt”, stretching and straining the backs of any pairs of pants she would wear in less warm weather.
>Cup Cake would feel a lot more accustomed to loose dresses and such at parties.
>At least when it came to her rear and lower half.
>Her chest and upper half would be another story, especially one that would challenge her usual bras while going through her 30s and thickening out.
>Everywhere that hadn’t done so before gained a layer or two of extra softness.
>The curves on Cup Cake’s body were still usually followed like a set of rules when the extra pounds started piling on thanks to so many sweet desserts that became her world.
>But the cusp of every sexy curve would enhance themselves.
>Becoming the aforementioned challenge for namely her bras needing adjustments to suit new sweets-fueled developments.
>So that said another story for her chest was usually more bad news for whatever bra she was wearing.
>And the back of her bra would sometimes come undone after her soft bust snuck in an extra swell from both her already fully developed breasts feeling the impact of too many sweet desserts over her 30s with milk usually on the side.
>She usually wore so many clothes that she never noticed until she was outside of the moment and undressing or showering, never caring enough to remember later.
>Cup Cake allowed her figure to soften, thicken and widen so much over the years through this but maintained those curves like a set of rules.
>She didn’t realize she had to go up her bikini size just like she went of a cup size with her bra~.
>Her body that was sometimes bad news for her bra is now even worse news for her bikini~.
>Cup Cake stared on in disbelief into the mirror this morning at how small in comparison her huge assets and soft, wide womanly curves makes this stressed black bikini appear…

>>42380349
>The straps over her round fertile hips and smooth broad shoulders dig deliciously into her soft flesh against her perfect silky skin…
>Cup Cake knows that if she walks around in public on the beach wearing this inappropriately small bikini on her thick, soft curvy body, her full-figured womanly form will unavoidably present those exposed curves; featuring Cup Cake’s big round buttcheeks and huge busty boobies almost exposed while jiggling to even the slightest motions~.
>At least she’ll be wearing an apron over this all day; it’s going to be too hot for too many hours to wear anything else…
>After several minutes of her driving, you've survived the ride over to the spot where the two of you are going to set up shop.
>It’s even hotter inside of here with the entire cart closed off and gathering the heat.
>With a light rumbling noise, the metal barrier rolls up and lets the outside air start seeping into the cart directly.
>There couldn’t be any frozen goods since Cup Cake doesn’t have anything but a small oven in here and a few protected shelves for the orders.
>As her little helper, you stand behind Cup Cake in nothing but a pair of swimming trunks after she steps inside.
>Laying your eyes upon something you hadn't exactly expected as Cup Cake faces her paying customers as they approach the cart:
>Cup Cake’s smooth back and soft round bottom, both of her large cheeks too much flesh for the back of that black bikini to contain.
>That article of clothing is trying its darnedest to be modest, but it can’t reach the soft crease of Cup Cake’s soft underbutt.
>Not even able to cover her smooth skin halfway down each of her slightly wobbling buttcheeks that react to her stepping around right in front of you.
>”One medium funnel cake coming up!” She declares.
>You watch that big soft ass jiggle even more while she goes from one side of the cart to the other, fetching necessary ingredients.
>The proximity between you two is too close not to thinking about pulling a certain kind of stunt and playing it off like it wasn't intentional.
~

>>42377554
Give me until the end of July to work off of the previous place I left off at and I'll see if I can properly complete the entire animation cycle by then.

>>42380351
>>42379942
I got back to it and I realized the version I first wrote was such a mess that I decided to start it over completely, but here's the first five posts now. I'm not going to beat around the bush with fluff in the story and just get right to the point.

>>42380370
>here's the first five posts now
Can't wait for the rest!

Is StreamOfGreen still around here? Man I really like your green, are you gonna end it?

(https://ponepaste.org/10319)

>>42376922
>There’s new rd tomboy chapters
>They’re all lewd
Christmas in July!

>>42380227
>>42380327
Not that anon >>42380229 but Dropbox has potential.

>>42380649
I think dropbox isn't any better, and in fact might be a bit worse in terms of persistence.

>>42380327
>>42380702
So where then?

>>42381096
More Luna required

>>42381407

How do ponyfags cope with knowing EQG ended on a much higher note with much more likable characters than the main series?

>>42381747
Wrong EqG thread to ask that in that way in. Most of us don’t give a shit about the board turf war or the falseflags it brings.
That said, EqG did have a pretty nice but not very satisfying ending since lots of things didn’t get to happen. Still better than the garbage disaster that was seasons 8 and 9, especially 9 and 9’s finale. But I wish FiM got a better ending than that, they didn’t deserve that horrible shit.

>>42381794
they didn't but some of them did

>>42381747
The overwhelming majority of EqG fags are pony-first or pony-inclusive while true EqG-exclusive fags are an extreme rarity.

>>42382082
>extreme rarity.
This makes me imagine rarity on a motorbike popping a wheelie

>>42382082
most EQG fags are "doesn't care either way" gigachad master race

>>42382121
>calling yourself gigachad
NGMI.

>>42382121
I imagine the reason why they’re still seen less is because they post less often than the loud vocal minority they want nothing to do with.

>>42382082
>an extreme rarity
We're glad she is

Royal sisters.

>>42382407
More Celestia & Luna

>>42382407
>>42382652
I fully submit to them both

>>42382843

>>42382407
Omg thats so cute!!!!

>>42383019
I know right? I love them!

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>Innominate asked "You want me to make friends?"
"Technically I just asked you to be open to it." I said. "It's important that these things happen naturally. Now let me guess. If you're anything like the green boys before you, then you think of yourself as kind of shy right? Maybe a bit on the introvert side?"
>Innominate said "Well, yes to both of those. How did you know?"
"That's a better question than you know." I said. "But for the actual answer, do you remember that I told you I've met others that basically look like us?"
Innominate said "Y-yeah."
"Well they were also all a bit shy and introverted. And in the interest of full disclosure, so was I. So don't let that worry you. Just be open to it is all I'm asking."
>Innominate said "Ok I think I can be open to it. Is there anything else I should know?"
"Oh yeah, one more thing that's totally unrelated." I said. "Have you ever seen the really old musical movies like The Wizard of OZ or Singing in the Rain? The type of movie where someone starts singing in public and others just kinda join in?"
Innominate said "Yeah I've seen those. A lot of them are pretty fun."
"That's a good attitude little man!" I said. "Because public singing really DOES happen here. And when I was new, I was not really sure how to handle it. Sounds like you'll be fine though."
>Paige said "I think I heard about that online, but I didn't believe it. So you're saying it actually DOES happen?"
"It absolutely does." I said. "On my fourth day of school during a break between classes, the Principal and Vice Principal started singing over the PA system. And EVERY single student and member of staff that I could see joined in! When I told my friends about it later, they thought I didn't join in because I was shy and I didn't have the heart to correct them. So yeah, that stuff happens here."
>Innominate said "Woah."
"Sounds like you're a bit braver than I was at your age." I said. "That reminds me. Would you say you're a bit of a gamer?"
>Innominate looked a little surprised as he asked "How did you know?'
I just smiled and asked "Have you heard of an upcoming VR game called Friendship Sim 4?"
>Innominate exclaimed "Yeah, everyone's heard of that one! It's supposed to be great but it's in a secret beta somewhere right now... Wait, don't tell me you.."

>>42383468
I smiled as I opened my briefcase and pulled some slim goggles and thin gloves out of a lid pocket as I said "The idea for the game came from someone related to another green boy and we have a section of coders on the dev crew. Canterlot was chosen as a beta site because our youth tend to be very well behaved. Now I think you should ask your parents if it's ok first, but honestly I wanted a chance to talk to them for a bit, but didn't want to be rude to you."
>Innominate said with a smile "I get it. Mom, Dad, may I play this incredibly cool game please?"
>Paige said "That sounds fine dear. Since it's VR, why don't you go in your uncle's room which is mostly empty?"
>Innominate said "Got it! Thanks!"
As I handed him the surprisingly non-bulky controls, I said "Just a few quick details to mention. There's a pre-approved beta account on this but it's still going to ask all the things you'd expect a game to ask except no credit card is needed. There's tutorials on the controls of course. Oh and a personal suggestion I would make is take the default skin for tonight so you can get into the game right away ok?"
>Innominate said "Sounds good! Thank you again!" and took off.
>Once he was away Flac asked "You told us you were with the Canterlot Welcome Committee, but on the phone you said you were with King of Canterlot Consolidated. Which is it?"
I smiled as I replied "That's an entirely fair question and I deserve it for flexing like that. The truth is the Canterlot Welcome Comittee is a division of King of Canterlot Consolidated, so both are true."
>Flac pressed on with "Are you this 'King of Canterlot' fella?"
"Oh no no sir. His name is Anonymous and any google search will confirm that. He was the first green boy to come to Canterlot while I was the second. Your son Innominate is the sixth."
>Flac was undeterred. "Does that mean you're second in command?"
"I wouldn't say that." I said. "Most would agree that Sunset Shimmer, often called the Queen of Canterlot, is his second in command. My position would best be described as his right hand man. I have great autonomy to act as I see fit."
>Paige cut in with "And you wanted to talk to us about our son?"

>>42383471
"Yes ma'am I do. Thank you." I said "Over the years we've noticed that green boys, well I don't want to say 'have a destiny', but there are some distinct patterns that tend to set us apart. And now that I'm a parent as well, I feel the need to let you folks know some of what's in store."
>Paige got a critical look in her eye as she asked "Only some of?"
"Yeah that sounded bad. I get it." I said. "But the simple truth is I can't know everything that's going to happen. Especially since his journey is only beginning. But I can give you some broad generalities. Things that have been true for every green boy before him, including me. First thing to know is that every green boy at CHS has had a life of adventure while there."
>Flac said "Adventure doesn't sound so bad at his age."
>Paige stiffened as she said "But that's a double-sided coin isn't it?"
"Yes ma'am it is. That's very perceptive." I said. "So we came up with something to give the parents of the next green boy, which is Innominate, to help them with the burden." Then I closed my briefcase and drew several symbols on it and smacked it with my open hand. A panel popped out of the side that held two golden business cards.
I took the business cards and proffered them to Flac and Paige. "Please take these and keep them somewhere you can find them when you need to. On the nights when Innominate and his friends don't come home, or you think you have a building parental concern, hold theses cards and call the number on them. You will be connected to someone that understands. It's a small mercy, but it's more than my parents had."
>Paige immediately took one and glared at Flac until he took the other. Paige then said "Thank you. So a life of adventure. What else?"
"At some point, and perhaps more than once, he will decide the fate of Canterlot." I said. "That's a big part of why I had him pay attention with what Tac was going through. To show him that power can be wielded with kindness and doesn't need to hurt anyone."
>Flac then said "Uh, regarding that. I'm sorry but I doubt I'll be able to repay you for that."
"Please don't worry about that. I'm not expecting repayment from anyone for that. But would it be ok with you folks if I came back around in a few days to check on him? See if he needs anything like an apartment or job?"
>Flac quietly said "That would be amazing. Thank you."

>>42383473
"It's no problem." I said. "We look out for our people here and he's going to be one of them. He's already had to go through more than most to get here, so we'll help him see the promise of Canterlot." Just then, something inside my briefcase started beeping. They were calling because I had gone to long without a check in most likely.
"Sorry folks." I said. "It looks like I'm getting a call now." I flipped open the laptop that had started booting when the call was received.
>My wives were onscreen. In their trademark unison they said "Hi Billy!"
"Hello ladies." I said with a smile. I have news but let's hear why you called first alright?"
>Apple Bloom said "Thank you. We have an all hands on deck situation incoming and we need you back."
>Scootaloo said "There's been some kind of natural disaster in Ponyville and they have to evacuate."
>Sweetie Belle said "So we're taking them all at the castle and we're going to need everyone here to help. What was your news Billy?"
As I swung the display around I said "Ladies I would like to introduce you to Flac and Paige. They are recently arrived and the parents of the sixth green boy Innominate. Flac and Paige, these are my three wives. Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle.
>Flac and Paige were plainly surprised but managed a friendly "Hello." and wave.
>In unison my ladies said "It's a pleasure to meet you!
>Apple Bloom then said "Billy."
And I spun the display back to me and said "Yes dear?"
>Apple Bloom said "You're still in the middle of it there aren't you.?"
"Yes I am."
>Scootaloo said "Alright. You're excused until that's finished. Then head back here."
"Finish and come back. Understood. Anything else?"
>Sweetie Belle said "Yeah. The Mane Six are staying behind to deal with the event there, but the Cutie Mark Crusaders will be coming here!"
"Got it! Appreciate the warning! Thank you ladies, you're amazing!" and the call was ended.
Then I turned to face Flac and Paige again who were looking at me in hopes of a few explanations.
>Flac looked relieved when Paige took the initiative to ask "So.. three wives?"

>>42383476
"Yup. Look I was about a minute away from telling you when they called. Because that's another thing we green boys have in common. After graduation, we were all set up to marry multiple wives. Then they all get invited to live in the castle. So far all of them have accepted."
>Flac asked "And what do they do at the castle?"
"By then, they're all highly motivated people with hopes and dreams to work toward. Anonymous figures out how to integrate them into the industries we already have set up and creates new divisions in King of the Castle Conglomerated if needed and teaches them how to succeed."
"So to sum up, whatever Innominate has decided he wants to do by graduation is what he will do. And he'll likely do brilliantly."
>Flac then said "But most teenagers would like to just sit around and play video games."
"I can agree with that." I said. "But most teenagers don't experience adventure like green boys and their friends. Adventure doesn't reward laziness in general. Rather it forges character in a bold fashion. They learn to trust each other and work together. Also by now there is the legacy of prior green boys to live up to."
>Paige said "That sounds well and good, but I'd still like to ask. How did you get three wives?"
"Well in my case, it was actually reasonably simple. But to explain my three wives, I should start by saying that Anonymous has seven wives. In fact, do you mind if I show you a video from fifteen years ago I took on my first day of school? It will help with the context.
>They agreed and after a short explanation of the setup, they watched Anon face down a potentially unruly crowd of classmates, deal with the idiots that had upset folks, and then stand tall as he answered questions from the Principal and Vice Principal.
"Now right after that video was taken, Principal Celestia remembered I was behind her and introduced me to Anonymous. She said we might be able to form a connection. He went and introduced my shy behind to his future wives and then turned me around and introduced me to my future wives. Now two of my wives are sisters with two of his wives and my other wife idolized another of his wives."

>>42383480
"Now my wives had been close friends for a long time already, and they had watched their friends and family befriend, work with, and fall in love with Anonymous and start a relationship with him. Then I fell into their laps and they saw the same potential waiting to be unlocked in me. They made their decision and went to Sunset Shimmer aka The Queen of Canterlot, to learn from her how to make it happen and last more than an afternoon. By the time the semester was half done we had all been through trying times and decided we were going to make a go of it. We all got married after graduation and we're still going strong."
>Flac said "Yeah she loves a good love story and if it's working then I'm happy for you too. But where is 'Ponyville'? I don't think I've heard of there before?"
"You have not." I said "And I never thought Ponyville would be 'day one' conversation, but I can see a potential concern there that parents should be aware of, so we're going to get into it. I was content with multiple wives being the weirdest thing I exposed you to tonight, but this is going WAY past that..


>Innominate registered his account and went through the tutorial. Then he entered the game proper, bypassing character creation and taking the default as Billy had recommended.
>The first thing he did was examine himself and call up his character sheet. He was level one, but that was expected. The biggest surprise was he looked exactly like he did in real life down to the skintone, but in a fancy black suit, white shirt, and red tie. His class was.. Green Boy? How in the hell was THAT a class in a game?!? Oh well, apparently it was an epic class. Those were normally for experienced players.
>But since he knew enough to know that, maybe he could manage?
>He had only one skill and no equipment yet. The skill was 'Song of the Alicorn' and apparently it could cure and prevent status affects over a wide area.
>Aaand that was it.
>No attack skills.
>No defense skills.
>No movement skills.
>And no sensory skills.
>Crap. It seemed like life was stacked against him here.
>Oh well. The simple fact was he was incredibly lucky to even BE here.
>Might as well try. SO many folks would LOVE access to this game right now.
>Time to see what the hype was all about.
>He had a starter quest of "Make three friends!'

>>42383483
>In front of him was a meandering path leading to what looked like a walled starter village.
>There should be other players there. At least I hope so.
>I walked forward, learning the controls to turn with the path as I went.
>I was five feet from the unguarded village gate when it opened and a girl came out at a dead run.
>I had time to tell she had lavender skin, a pink lab coat, clear goggles, and a panicked expression before she collided with me.
>The collision couldn't physically hurt me, but the optical effects were quite jarring and a message in the corner said I was prone now.
>"Woah." I said. Mostly reacting to the graphical experience.
>She said "Sorry! I'm SO sorry! I barely escaped and I didn't think anyone else was going to join!"
>"No harm, no foul." I said with a smile. "I just joined the beta and I was heading to this starter village for my first quest to make three friends when we bumped into one another."
>She said "Just joined? Ok a few things then.. One, that's not a starter village. It's an instanced dungeon called Garden of the Gorgon. Two, I suppose a friend request is the least I can do after I ran into you like that.
>As I finally managed to find the controls to stand up again, a window appeared. It said "Katie wants to be your friend! Yes/No?"
>Naturally I clicked yes and eagerly said "Thank you!" As I did, more information about Katie was displayed and I could take a better look at her.
>Katie had black straight hair that went down to her neck. Brown eyes, and apparently her class was 'Researcher'. Couldn't tell her level yet.
>Katie said "Think nothing of it. But everyone else online is in that dungeon. And petrified players can't send friend requests."
>"Petrified?" I asked. "Is that considered a status effect by chance?" I said smiling.
>Katie replied "Yeah. Why do you ask?"
>"Ok, I'm going to suggest we skip the 'I'm a new player bumbling' that would normally happen here and ask if there's a way you can just take a detailed look at my character sheet?"
>Katie said "Oh, yeah I guess that would work better huh? Let's see then.." and she went silent for a bit.

>>42383485
>When Katie spoke again she said "Innominate, I think you are EXACTLY what we need! Would you help us please?"
>"I'd love to help a friend." I said. "Someone told me making friends would be important here in Canterlot and this sounds fun!"
>A window appeared for a team/league join request and I accepted.
>A team and league (A league was a grouping of teams) display appeared accompanied by a chat window in the lower left of my display. There were five others on my team including Katie, who appeared to be the team leader. The other three teams had between three and six members. I was on the fourth team.
>Katie addressed the others in the league channel "Ok ladies. I know you can't respond just now but listen up please. I just found a new player that can BREAK STATUS EFFECTS! So get the others back online while I show him what to do please. We are going to BEAT this dungeon!
>I spoke next. "Hello everyone. My name is Innominate and I'm a new player here and new to Canterlot in general. I look forward to meeting all of you!"
>Katie then detailed to me how and when to use my skill.
> Apparently I would have to actually sing? Oh god. Not my best area!
>But this would help everyone beat this dungeon.
>And no one expected me to be a professional Katie assured me.
>Just carrying a tune should work for the game.
>Oh and moving around as prompted too.
>As I was learning, other players rejoined and soon all four teams had six players each.
>Katie and I went into the Garden of the Gorgon and she called out "GO! SONG OF THE ALICORN!"
>I activated my skill and was presented with a list of songs. I quickly chose one and went to town with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8
>Suddenly I had a karaoke interface guiding me on the song and some movement prompts to follow.
>I was locked into performing the whole song, but all of my petrified leaguemates were instantly freed when I started.
>Katie continued to shout commands to the others.
>"Buff of Laughter!"
>"Strength of Honesty!
>"Speed of Loyalty!"
>"Blast of Excitement!"

>>42383487
>In a little over a minute Katie said "Ok Folks, the dungeon is cleared! Good job! Now form on me so you can meet the newest addition to our closed beta.
>The song was a hair over three minutes long and I was supposed to sing the entire thing. So folks filed into the spacious entry room and sat down and started relaxing.
>Some of them even helped with singing the background chorus! I found that rather encouraging.
>When I was done, they applauded happily and some called out "Speech! Speech!" while smiling.
>"Thank you. Thank you!" I said. "My name is Innominate. I've been in this game less than an hour. And that was my first time singing in public. Again I'm very glad to meet all of you."
>Then there was a sudden explosion of chatter that was much to fast for me to keep up with.
>I managed to hear several mentions of 'Green Boy'. Many wondered how I had gotten into this closed beta so suddenly. And there was a bit of speculation about which grade I was in.
>Then there was a very loud "AHEM!!" and the room fell silent.
>A lady from the first team spoke up. "Hello Innominate. My name is Thunder Jumper and I'm an incoming senior at Canterlot High School. Most of the ladies present are aware of why *I'm* taking control of this conversation, but I want to be fair to you. So what I propose is that I ask a question and then you get to ask a question in return. Does that sound agreeable?"
>"It's maybe a bit formal, but yeah, sure." I said.
>Thunder Jumper said. "That's a fair statement. I'm going formal because I think it will be the fastest way to get the information everyone here seems to want. And my first question is, how did you get into this closed beta?"
>"Ok sure. We recently moved to Canterlot and tonight this guy, who looks surprisingly like a maxxed out high level version of me knocks on our door. He says his name is Billy Blanks and he's with the Canterlot Welcome Committee. My mom invites him in after he clears up an issue we were having with the cable company wicked quick! Then while we're talking, he manages to get my uncle out of some kind of trouble because I'm upset by it. Then he asks if I've heard about this game, pulls out the equipment for it, and tells me he would like to talk to my parents alone for a bit. So that is why I'm now here."
>Thunder Jumper sounded very pleased with my answer and said "All right ladies, it's confirmed! Innominate IS the sixth green boy. We know this because Billy was the second. Please ask your question Innominate."

>>42383488
>"Ok, I'm going to play along nicely and ask the question you already set up. You said most of the ladies here were aware of why you would take control of this conversation. Would you share that info with me please?"
>Thunder Jumper laughed and said "Oh my. You are just as quick and smart with a conversation as I had hoped! They know I'm dating the fifth green boy Whatsis. And to do that, I had to go see Sunset Shimmer, also known as the Queen of Canterlot and the wife of the first green boy Anonymous. Sunset gave training and support and drilled the lore of the green boys into my head. Plus I've experienced my own additions to the lore first hand. Sunset asked for several promises from me including looking for, and supporting the next green boy, should they appear. Tomorrow you shall meet Whatsis and I properly. And I believe that answers your question.
>I said "Oh yes. Quite well. Thank you. Please ask your next question" with an audible smile.
>Thunder Jumper said "Alright. This one comes with a small bit of setup. You see the four teams of course, but what you don't know is they are set up by grade level. I'm on the senior team and the freshmen have managed to get you on their team. Ladies, when he answers the question, please do not celebrate openly. No need to rub salt in a wound. So with that said Innominate, what grade are you coming in with?"
>I said "I'm coming in as a freshman."
>All of a sudden, my team chat was filled with cheering! The avatars were stone faced however.
>Thunder Jumper said "Ok. With that established Please move me to the freshman team and"
>"Excuse me" I said.
>Thunder Jumper said "Yes Innominate?"
>"Before you do any of that, I believe I get a question?"
>Thunder Jumper smiled and said "VERY good Innominate! Yes you do! Ask away please."
> "I'm new in this game, but I'm not new to gaming." I said. "And I just saw you ladies clear a dungeon in about a minute, so please understand that I see you all as fully competent gamers. With that said, I want to ask WHY am I the only boy here?"
>Thunder Jumper answered with "Well there ARE other boys in the beta, but for whatever reason, they don't have skills useful in a dungeon raid. Fortunately for us, you did."
> "I'm going to need singing lessons aren't I?"

>>42383489
>Thunder Jumper replied with "Well we said we enjoyed your singing, and we did. But training and work often offers improvement. But that's for another time. Innominate, did you want to address the group again before most of them go their own way?"
>As I looked at everyone raptly paying attention, I was struck again by the strangeness that so much of this encounter had had. But these nice folks were waiting...
>"Oh boy. More public speaking." I said. And that got a few grins.
>"I'm just going to start off with good manners and express that I'd like to say thank you to everyone again! Obviously there's a LOT I don't understand about this green boy business and I'm sorry if my lack of knowledge there offends anyone."
>"But as a gamer, well there I can speak from. All of you ladies trusted someone that couldn't yet tell the difference between a starter village and an instance dungeon with a critical role. That says a LOT to me! I'm not certain that even COULD happen anywhere else. It shows how kind and supportive you all can be and it makes me glad we moved here. It certainly makes me glad I agreed to try this game! Heck I thought I would be doing good just to finish the starter mission of making 3 friends.."
>I had to stop there because my display suddenly was overflowing with friend requests.
>"Woah! Ok, thank you yet again everyone! I want to do this properly so I'm going to thank each person by name before I accept the request. If I mispronounce your name, please correct me. I like to get names right."
>After the first two, there were several explosions of light from my avatar! I worked out that completing the starter mission unlocks the ability to level up. This meant the xp from the dungeon raid I had just helped with caused me to level up several more times!
>In addition, the starter mission was replaced with 'Make five friends!' and I leveled again when I hit that mark. Apparently leveling up from making friends also unlocked game systems like crafting as well. Every time I hit a friendship benchmark, it was replaced with a higher one.
>Every so often, one of the girls leveled up when I accepted being friends in turn. At those times I gave the appropriate acknowledgement of "Gratz!" that they were also giving me when I leveled.

>>42383492
>Eventually it was done and I had twenty-three friends. I thanked them again, then suddenly Thunder Jumper was in our team and the other teams were dismissed from the dungeon.
>Thunder Jumper said "Ok as most of you know it's close to our normal finish time and everyone has a big day tomorrow so we're going to do this properly, but quick. Innominate, do you have a nickname or a favorite code phrase we can use please?"
>"My parents sometimes call me 'Inno'. You guys can use that."
>Thunder Jumper said "'Inno', got it! Alright ladies, that's your passcode tomorrow. If you spot Innominate before lunch, just go up to him, get his attention, and say 'Hi Inno.' and he'll know it's one of you."
>"Otherwise come find Whatsis and I at lunch. Innominate, finding Whatsis at lunch goes for you too. He will want to meet you as well. If any of you have a hard time, you can ask a teacher or staff member to help you. Most of them have watched and learned about green boys over the last 16 years. Katie?"
>Katie replied "Yes ma'am?"
>Thunder Jumper continued "Am I right in guessing you and the other freshman girls on your team are already real life friends?"
>Katie replied with "Yes ma'am."
>Thunder Jumper said "Thought so. Ok ladies and gentleman. We'll all meet tomorrow and you'll all learn a bit more. But your main goal for the week will be to get to know each other and become better friends. Tonight everyone needs to get some rest so please go to bed shortly after you log out. Rest assured that everything that's going to happen will and that you'll enjoy it better with a good night's sleep."

>Paige was summarizing "So the parental concern you can see is one of the refugee girls may decide they want an Alicorn love child and our boy is the only unattached one?"
"Yeah." I said. "I'm sorry I had to explain so many other things to get to a point where that made sense."
>Paige said "It is what it is. But if these folks look like us when they're here, how will we spot them?"

>>42383493
"There are two ways that come to mind." I said. "First, just ask if they're from Equestria or Ponyville. The vast majority there are nice and honest folks. Second, watch their hands. They aren't really used to hands and fingers and some complex tasks may be beyond them."
>Flac opined "Well if they're going to all be at the castle, it's probably not a big issue."
"Well that's not strictly true." I said. "Thing is, we can't let the Equestrians being here get in the way of Innominate and we can't let Innominate stop us from helping the Equestrians."
"For example, Innominate, and his parents, can expect several invitations to the castle so you can meet everyone and be kept in the loop. This will be an ongoing thing because a lot of folks will want to meet you two as well as Innominate."
"And depending on how long the Equestrians will be here, we might send some of their kids to CHS because it would be bad to neglect their schooling."
>Flac asked "Folks want to meet us? Like who?"
"Well we're all big fans of honoring family. So it's probably the other green boys to start. Then Anonymous and me with our wives so you can get a better sense of how that works. Of course Innominate will make some friends quickly at school and you'll want to meet them and their parents. And then there is special attention to Whatsis, the fifth green boy who is a senior this year at CHS and his girlfriends and their parents."
>Paige asked "Why special attention to them?"
"Because the tradition is that one green boy mentors the next. Similarly Whatsis's girlfriends will mentor your son's female friends."
>Flac asked "How did all this green boy tradition start anyway? Knowing that might help us get a better handle on it."
"Ok, sure." I said. "I can give you the hilight reel on that."
"Of course the story starts with Anonymous, who was the first green boy."
"Before he came to Canterlot, the high school he was at for the prior three years was very bad and highly unpleasant. Also he had no friends there."
"When he came to CHS, Sunset took an interest in him on the first day."
"Soon he was friends with Sunset and all of her friends too."
"Anon was attracted to all of the girls, but he wasn't ready to risk messing up the friendships that he had been lacking for years."

>>42383496
"Sunset understood this and she watched and waited as all of her friends fell for Anonymous."
"The girls decided to share him and created an event where they all confessed and he accepted at the start of winter break."
"Eventually school starts back up, they publicly announce that Anon IS dating seven girls and two days later I arrive."
"Now as you saw in that video, Anon was on a real roll that day. He was able to tell at a glance how shy and withdrawn I was."
"It reminded him of himself three years earlier. Which also reminded him of how miserable he was at that other school."
"So he made a decision. He couldn't change the past, but he could do everything in his power to help me have a better time that he had at my age."
"Basically he could ease his trauma by doing his best by me."
"So when he introduced my now-wives to me as folks that were looking for another friend, he put them in charge of me to help me grow as their family and friends had done for him."
"A few days later, Anon had a quiet amount of time to spend with me and my girls and we asked him to tell us his side of his girls confessing to him."
"During that storytime, he inserted some extra details that would cause my girls to go see Sunset IF they were all interested in pursuing me romantically."
"They were and they did."
"Now Sunset had figured out what Anon was doing and what he wanted. And so Sunset added something else to the mix in addition to the guidance and support needed."
"(Sunset and Anonymous are scary smart together!)"
"Anon wanted to be remembered at CHS. And he thought another green boy with a harem would be a reminder of him."
"So what Sunset added was having my girls promise they would watch for the next green boy at CHS while we were there."
"And no one really knew if one would show up, but one did!"
"So we followed Sunset's instructions as had been promised."

>>42383498
"I mentored the new kid and found a group of ladies that were already friends with each other and had them take care of him."
"Then the cycle just kept repeating and now we have Innominate about to start his time at CHS."
>Paige asked "So in three years another green boy will appear?"
"It's possible, but it could be sooner. Plus there's another wrinkle that throws everything into chaos."
"Anonymous and his wives had children of course. His second child with each wife was a green son and they were all born in the same year."
"So when Innominate is a senior, the seven sons of Anonymous will be freshmen!"
"Might also get another green boy that year too. Who really knows?"

{Author's Note: The Next Generation Arrives is another series of story hooks for other authors to take up. It's been 15 years since Anonymous and the HuMane 7 have graduated. Canterlot seems to be in an idyllic golden age after being guided by them mostly from the background.
Enter Innominate, a recent arrival that doesn't really get why everyone seems to be making a fuss about him.
But those in Canterlot, at the very least, know what's at the end of the rainbow for several girls that get close to him.
Money, fame, and power plus a chance to live their best life with a hot husband!
But do they know of the tolls and dangers along the way?
They will have precious little time to forge the needed bonds before being tested.
At the same time, Ponyville has had to evacuate for unclear reasons and for an unclear amount of time.
Innominate's Uncle Tac has a shady past. Can he turn over a new leaf?
For the game I used conventions from City of Heroes since that's the online game I'm most familiar with. But that game is mostly dead so go ahead and use the conventions from whatever game you might be familiar with.
As you can see, there's a lot happening and a lot of directions stories based on this can go!}

>>42383499
Hello everyone!
This entry is well over twice what I normally put out! Hope everyone enjoys it!
Writing this helped me discover I suck at coming up with EQG style names! So I just did the bare minimum and told myself I was enabling the creative freedom of future authors.
Ponyville having to evacuate into Canterlot is probably the standout creative idea here. The story hook that will make the most folks sit up and take notice.
Anonymous and Corporation silently social engineering Canterlot has a fair amount of potential as well, but it's also a little off-brand from the source material.

At any rate, please treat this like a salad bar. Take what you like from it!

So the first story seed was slow paced and slice of life.
This second one was plainly action oriented and faster paced.
Next week we go for the epic conclusion as final preparations are made for the seven sons of Anonymous to attend CHS!

>>42383516
I sure did tuesday!
>>42383452
Very nice thick cuties.

>>42383971
Thanks anon

I’ll do requests on who/what to draw if anyone is interested

>>42384246
Apple thighs?

>>42384246
Cup Cake and Cookie Crumbles showing off their pudgy MILF figures in revealing sling bikinis.

Dashie's playing 'Paranoid' on her guitar

>>42384816
I can hear it actually

This thread needs more non smut one shots

>>42385377
>gets two readers at best

>>42385445
Heh, try any readers at all for even smut. I get ignored regardless of whether I write smut greens or not these days.
It's a bummer to write at all anymore as no even bothers to comment on greens. I was just getting going on a long green in the canterslut thread, slowed to a stop, and remembered, "Oh yeah, no one cares. Why am I wasting my time again?"
Sure enough, even after over an hour since posting the prologue, not a single comment.
Heck, this post probably won't even get any comments. Any thing longer than a sentence and attached to a sexy pic is ignored.

>>42385480
The problem is silent readers who never say anything.

>>42385480
The problem there is silent readers who never say anything.

>>42385480
>I was just getting going on a long green in the canterslut thread
Which green was it?

>>42385543
I’m assuming the one that’s the only one there is his

>>42385480
How can I read this with no sexy picture?

>>42385480
>Sure enough, even after over an hour since posting the prologue, not a single comment.
An hour is to small a timeframe in my experience here. I would suggest taking a longer view.
I've found that my posts for Duties of the King seem to get about two comments and those are normally within about twelve hours.
And the fact it's known I post on Tuesdays (hence the name) is probably giving me a boost.
But according to my profile on ponepaste, which I think is down for maintenance at the moment, that story is approaching 1,350 views. And I know the Flutterrape green I wrote has at least 250.
So a green in canterslut eh? I'll be sure to check it out soon!

Warning: NSFW
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1646/86/1646868162196.png

Could someone remove the remaining parts of clothing off this humanized Rarity, and apply some gravity to her breasts? The zero-gravity boobs are weird as fuck, you know.

But if redrawing the breasts is out of your capacity, or if you are busy right now, you can just remove that part first. Boobs with correct physics can wait, I guess.

>>42385480
Lurker here. >>42385535 is right, there's a couple who just read it. I don't blame you for thinking you're screaming into the void though. But know that for every person that scrolls by there's probably two others that read it, even if it doesn't feel like it

>>42383452
I'm personally more a fan of her advertizing her friends.

>>42384330
Apple? Thighs.

>>42385535
yeah that's me. I mainly lurk so never really commenting on it but I'll check out the greens whenever I'm here

>>42386838
something she probably does often!

>>42387080
Niiiice

>>42387080
Thank you drawfren

Anchor for the full nude edit of two different Cogbrony pics.

Here are what I've been requesting, by the way.

1. Remove the top from Wallflower blush.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/21/2432984.png

2. And merge the following images to remove all clothings and cowprint from both Sci-Twi and Fluttershy.
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342648.png
https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/10/2342650.png

As always, if you need references for the way the artist draws nipples, switch your booru filter to either "Maximum Spoilers", "18+ R34", "Everything" or similar, and search for:
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artist:thebrokencog, -edit, sideboob, nipples

>>42387646
Kissable tummies

>>42383516
Was worth the wait as always

>>42385377
>Be Anon
>Have a crush on one of the humane seven
>Share a class with her
>Don’t talk to her let alone ask her out until something crazy happening forced you to talk to her
>Go on B movie adventure together
>She soon picks up that you like her
>She actually likes you too
>Start dating her but fuck it up
>But it’s okay and she forgives you
>You do something cringeworthy again and share a kiss with the main girl
>No sex scene after and I just wasted a half an hour

>>42388621
>You do something cringeworthy again and share a kiss with the main girl
Wait, I'm confused. Are they still dating in the end, or...

>>42388657
You Decide

>>42388678
>You Decide
Still dating it is, then. Happy ending.

>>42386583
I want her to sit on my lap

>>42388621
It’s just like my Mongolian Puppet Shows!

>>42368995 (OP)
How long has derpy.me been down for?

and why does it say it will come back up in the past:
>An ETA for the site being back up is approximately 2 AM, May 15 2021, EST.

>>42385480
>mfw my "most liked" green on ponepaste is cute and funny and even then, when I posted it to JDB it only got 1 or 2 replies

>>42390069
/mlp/ has always been this bad when it comes to (You)s for greens. At least most of the time in the past several years.

>>42390497
Where can I find the original image? I looked around saucenao, Derpibooru and Tantabus.ai using the matching image function, but I can't spot it so far.

>>42390648
It’s probably in this folder which is now taken down again >>42380227
The tag is “prompter:sloppy”. Next time it comes back, consider uploading some of it.

>>42390690
Well, I did want to see a version of the same picture with exposed nipples if it wasn't an AI-generated image.

Is there an AI-powered image editor that gives a nude version of an existing image, though? For example, I want to turn an image from Uotapo (that has no Patreon/Fanbox-exclusive nude version) into a nude pic, with the drawing style of breasts, nipples, buttcheeks and/or private parts matching the original artist's.

>>42390703
Seconding this question

>>42390797
Thanks.

>>42387080
Great work

Up

>>42391229
Joining Celestia on the beach? I can think of a couple of reasons why

>>42391920
Fun in the sun means two things

>>42369838
Where do I look for it?

>page 8 after 2 hours
Okay is Sliderfag back again or is there a happening? This shit’s been going on all day.

>>42390690
I noticed some uploads in a /trash/ thread someone's not allowed in has uploads not in the mega.