>Be me, 26M
>4 years ago
>Talk to disabled girl I met on clock app
>Huge MLP fan
>Kins Rainbow Dash
>We start dating
>3 years and thousands of dollars later, she dumps me for being too much of a "weirdo".
>Try to reach out to her to really understand what happened.
>Get told by her mom that if I was to try contacting her again, she would get police involved
>JesusChrist.jpeg
>I relent
>FFW to about a week ago
>Met another girl on Insta
>Been dating for 4 or 5 weeks at this point
>Forgot all about jail threat
>At work on break, enjoying spaghet when suddenly, mother texts
>Police came by to tell me to stop contacting her.
>WTF.Jpeg
>Next day, on day off, Sheriff shows up at door
>Says I've been messaging her for the past year.
>Bullshit.wav, but I stifle myself and say it wont happen again
>He leaves.
>Currently living in fear she might strike me out of nowhere again.

What do?

>>42370403 (OP)
Ask this in /adv/ instead of on /mlp/

>>42370403 (OP)
>Be me
That was your first mistake

>>42370403 (OP)
Anon, they'll have the logs of you dming her, so they're showing up because she is able to evidence you are contacting her. You need to stop contacting her you schizo freak.

And get a lawyer.

>>42370403 (OP)
show sheriff the text chat?

>>42370403 (OP)
File a harassment complaint against her and her mother. Get your text records from the cell company as proof. If they contact you again, file a request for restraining order against both. If you have indeed not contacted them, they may be trying to gear up to use the legal system to exploit you. Take all legal precautions NOW to pre-empt that possibility. Women are not to be trusted EVER, and your first mistake was getting in a relationship with one.

>>42370403 (OP)
Lawyer up, if you can afford it. Someone, probably the mother, is trying to get your ass in jail, and they have the police on their side. Take their advice.

When you said "it won't happen again" instead of "this is bullshit, I haven't contacted her in ages, and I have proof," that's a de facto admission of guilt. Don't fucking do that, you retard.

>>42370403 (OP)
>Be me, 24F
>4 years ago, bored and lonely
>Meet guy on clock app
>Bit awkward, but nice at first
>Big into MLP like me, really like Rainbow Dash
>Start dating online after a month of DMs and exchanging pony drawings
>He sends me a plushie of Dash he sewed himself
>Also notice the fleshlight at the back of it
>Okay.jpg
>Starts trauma dumping nightly over Discord calls
>Says I’m the only reason he hasn’t "gone troon or rogue"
>what
>He spends thousands on random stuff for me I didn’t ask for
>Starts saying we should LARP as pookies in PonyTown or Second Life
>godhelpme.webm
>Break up after 3 years of his nervous breakdowns
>Tells me he "deserves closure"
>Starts emailing and texting me again, using alts to "talk one more time"
>Always block him
>My mom steps in and threatens him with police
>Peace and quiet
>FFW a year later
>My mom tells me the police actually showed up to his house
>Apparently he kept calling our phone even though I moved out and he lied about not doing it for a year
>Cop said he looked like he was gonna cry
>Mfw I thought it was finally over
>Mfw he might still be out there somewhere writing fanfics about me

>>42370429
Oh, yeah, definitely get the text records from the cell company. If you ever contacted her over social media, you'll want to request a copy of your data under the GDPR too.

>>42370427
He would probably have to surrender his electronics to the police, and it could be used as evidence in a case against him. Not a good idea without a lawyer present.

>>42370403 (OP)
nice larp fag

>>42370403 (OP)
Also, you're obviously autistic since you're posting here, but have you been clinically diagnosed? Do you have papers? If this ends up going to court, you'll be looked at a lot more favorably if this is a case of two spergs sperging instead of a neurotypical preying upon and exploiting a mentally handicapped girl.

>>42370447
i fucking hate the US

>>42370403 (OP)
Screenshot, don't delete. Do not delete texts with her. Show evidence you didn't talk to her the past year. No one will believe you if you delete everything "to forget about her/cut ties". Also, I don't think this is the right board. Ask in /adv/ but replace pony with "similar interests"

Title: Shadows of DashThe glow of my laptop screen cast a soft light across my bedroom, the faint hum of the fan the only sound breaking the late-night silence. It had been a year since the chaos with Ethan—RainbowDashFan92—had finally settled, or so I thought. My Little Pony posters still lined my walls, a reminder of simpler times when the fandom was just a cozy escape. Now, every glimpse of Rainbow Dash’s vibrant mane felt like a ghost from the past, lingering in the corners of my mind.I was 24, curled up in my new apartment, scrolling through DeviantArt for some fresh pony art to lift my spirits. The breakup with Ethan had been a slow-motion trainwreck—three years of Discord calls, his late-night trauma dumps, and that unsettling plushie of Rainbow Dash he’d sent me, complete with a fleshlight stitched into the back like some cursed artifact. I’d laughed it off at first, chalking it up to his quirky obsession, but the red flags piled up faster than I could block his alt accounts.My phone buzzed on the nightstand, snapping me out of my thoughts. A new email notification. My heart sank as I saw the sender: SkyBoltLover77@protonmail.com (mailto:SkyBoltLover77@protonmail.com). Another alt. I should’ve deleted it on sight, but curiosity—or maybe masochism—made me open it.Hey, StarrySkies21. I know you don’t want to hear from me, but I found something you need to see. It’s about us. About Dash. I wrote it for you. Please, just read it. I’m not the guy I was. – E
Attached was a PDF titled “Wings of Forever”. My stomach churned. Ethan had always been big on fanfics, weaving elaborate stories about Rainbow Dash and his OC, a brooding pegasus named Shadow Bolt. I’d humored him back then, even co-wrote a few scenes, but this felt different. Invasive. I hesitated, then clicked.The story started innocently enough—a fluffy tale of Rainbow Dash soaring through Equestria, chasing a mysterious storm. But as I scrolled, the tone shifted. Shadow Bolt wasn’t just a character; he was Ethan, down to the nervous tics and the way he’d ramble about “fixing himself” for Dash. And then there was Starry Wing, a mare with my exact personality—my love for stargazing, my habit of doodling constellations on napkins, even my fear of thunderstorms. She was me, trapped in his fantasy, forever bound to Shadow Bolt as they “healed” each other under a rainbow-lit sky.I slammed my laptop shut, my hands shaking. He’d taken pieces of me—private things I’d shared in late-night calls when I thought we were close—and twisted them into this obsessive love letter. My mom’s warning echoed in my head: “The police went to his house, sweetie. He was still calling, lying about it for a year.” I thought it was over. I thought the cop’s visit had scared him off. But this… this was him reaching out again, cloaked in fiction.

>>42370471
I grabbed my phone and texted my best friend, Luna, who’d been my rock through the breakup. “He’s back. Sent me a creepy fanfic. What do I do?” Her reply was instant: “Block and report. Don’t engage. You know he feeds off attention.”She was right, but the unease lingered. I reopened the PDF, skimming the final chapter. Shadow Bolt stood alone on a cliff, staring at the stars, whispering, “Starry Wing, I’ll wait for you. Always.” A chill ran down my spine. Was he still out there, hunched over his keyboard, writing me into his world? Or worse, was he closer than I thought?The next morning, I reported the email to the police, forwarding the file as evidence. The officer on the phone was kind but blunt. “We’ll look into it, but he’s slippery. No direct threats in the story, so it’s tricky to pin him down. Keep us updated if he contacts you again.”Days turned into weeks, and no new emails came. I started to breathe easier, diving back into the MLP fandom with cautious optimism. I joined a new Discord server, shared my latest Fluttershy sketch, and even laughed at a meme about Pinkie Pie’s cupcake obsession. But late at night, when the apartment was too quiet, I’d check my locks twice.Then, one evening, a package arrived. No return address. My heart pounded as I tore it open, revealing a small, hand-stitched plushie of a pegasus mare—navy blue, with a constellation cutie mark. Starry Wing. A note fluttered out: “You’re my muse. – E”I didn’t scream. I didn’t cry. I just grabbed my phone, called the police, and blocked out the thought of Ethan out there, somewhere, stitching his fantasies into reality. The fandom was my home, but he’d turned it into a maze of shadows. And as I clutched the plushie, I swore I’d never let him trap me again.

>>42370471
>>42370475
Can I get a blueberry muffin recipe as well?

>be me
>love my horse waifu
>dont give a shit about 3dpd
>don't make gay blogposts about them on /mlp/
>tfw not a stupid faggot like OP

>>42370478
Blueberry Muffins RecipeIngredients (makes 12 muffins):2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
½ cup unsalted butter, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ cup milk
2 cups fresh or frozen blueberries
2 tbsp coarse sugar (optional, for topping)

Instructions:Preheat Oven: Preheat to 375°F (190°C). Line a 12-cup muffin tin with paper liners or grease well.
Mix Dry Ingredients: In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.
Cream Butter and Sugar: In a large bowl, beat butter and sugar with a mixer until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes.
Add Eggs and Vanilla: Beat in eggs one at a time, then add vanilla extract.
Combine Wet and Dry: Gradually add half the flour mixture, then half the milk, mixing until just combined. Repeat with remaining flour and milk. Avoid overmixing.
Fold in Blueberries: Gently fold in blueberries with a spatula. If using frozen berries, do not thaw to prevent bleeding.
Fill Muffin Tin: Divide batter evenly among muffin cups, filling each about ¾ full. Sprinkle coarse sugar on top for a crunchy finish (optional).
Bake: Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.
Cool: Let muffins cool in the tin for 5 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

Tips:For extra flavor, add 1 tsp lemon zest to the batter.
Store in an airtight container for up to 3 days or freeze for up to 3 months.

Enjoy your warm, fluffy blueberry muffins!

>>42370403 (OP)
>>Bullshit.wav, but I stifle myself and say it wont happen again
Fucking retard

How the fuck did you get yourself Partyvanned over this?

>>42370403 (OP)
>Kins
Stopped reading here.

>>42370407
nta but the mere mention of ponies anywhere outside of /mlp/ will likely result in a ban

>>42370403 (OP)
Do 3dpd fags really?

>>42370403 (OP)
>dumps me for being too much of a "weirdo".
What are you not telling us? Did you show her your sph plush or something?

>>42370403 (OP)
"clock app"? Like the one where you set up alarms and stuff? How do you meet someone there

>>42370403 (OP)
If you behave with girls the same way you behave on 4chan, well no wonder they eventually wants to call the police.

>>42370403 (OP)
You're 26 million?

Certifiably fake and gay story.

>>42370438
Marry me