Welcome to the /bug/ thread!
Where we get together to talk about bugmoms and bugmom accessories, and make fun of rainbow fagbugs for disappointing bugmom and most importantly try to find out how many eggs are too many eggs.

>>Some bug writing from last thread:

>a very short green about an anon who was too late
>>42257935
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42229254/#42257935

>>Some bug writing from the thread before last:

>delivered green requested during the april 1st event about chrysalis making a cake for anon
>>42119146
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42061388/#42188264
https://ponepaste.org/10975

>>Some old links:

Old Hive Directory: https://ponepaste.org/4223

Very Old /bug/ Pastebin: https://poneb.in/PjB4LKgd

BuggyCYOA archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086


>>The sister /bug/ threads:

>NHNB hive
https://nhnb.org/fim/res/9562.html
>/mlpol/ hive
https://mlpol.net/poner/221

>>Previous /bug/ thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42229254/


>>Question of the thread:
>Do you believe Chrysalis cares for all her grubs and nymphs personally or does she have nanny bugs to care for her next generation of subjects while she plots and schemes?

>>42371018 (OP)
Skibidi Toilet

>>42371029
bugbruh

third for bug fillies

>>42371018 (OP)
>Question
Obviously cheeselegs has nanny bugs do most of the work, but she checks in on their upbringings from time to time.

First to cry about not being a changeling.

>>42371937
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42372389
I was going to ask what she's watching but it's pretty obvious. Decent taste

>>42372389
>Celestia's ass is so fat because it's full of poopoo

>>42372876
indeed

but can one have too many eggs really?

>>42371018 (OP)
God I want to fuck her.

>>42375266
>"I want you to chill the fuck out!"
"And to not fall off the board the next time a slide thread wave happens."

>and so she did, and they lived happily ever after

>>42371753
she really would be the best mom
queen and mother of an entire race

>>42371018 (OP)
>Do you believe Chrysalis cares for all her grubs and nymphs personally or does she have nanny bugs to care for her next generation of subjects while she plots and schemes?
I believe the latter moreso than the former. She makes her children look after their siblings like any mother with a few (thousand) children would do, but she occasionally decides to show the young ones some affection. I've got some artwork and a planned story in the pipeline about just that, but I can't share the sketch with you because of her big bug tiddies. She's got to be careful that she doesn't sit on any of them when she visits the nursery.

You must be THIS well-dressed to join the changeling hive.

>>42376220
yes, that should have gone without saying
dress to impress, usually gets you more love too strangely enough

I love her bros.

>>42376870
but how much do you love her?
how far would you go for her love?

I WISH I WAS A-
>>42371937
man FUCK

>>42377095

>>42377095
Depends Anon. Does tattooing your wife on your body count as something pretty grandiose?

What did you have in mind?

>>42376220
>Anon keeps getting fancier and fancier outfits as the changelings zap up outfits to outdo whatever he buys.

>>42377853
i was thinking more a self sacrifice for your true love kinda thing but a tattoo would be fitting enough
>get to equestria
>chryssi falls in love with you
>she makes you get a tattoo
>if you dont pick where or what it is she gives you a tramp stamp with the changeling crest
a full back yakuza style tattoo of chryssi would be awesome, i think id get that if i had the bits for it

got any good bug wallpapers?

>>42371018 (OP)
>question
Anon does it, me specifically, I am the bug nanny. I will do anything for my wife.

>>42379189
think im gonna /r/ that in the draw thread
its a cute mental image

>>42378428
Well he is wearing a suit and tie most of the time...

>>42378428
would

>youre all equal in the eyes of a bug
>you give love all the same

>GOOOOOODDDDDDDDD MOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNNNNNIIIINNNNGGGGGG CHANGELING HIIIIVVVVEEEEEE

>>42380824
believable
makes me wanna hug all the scared bugs till theyre better

>>42381147
Which lucky bug gets to be the changeling hive's DJ?

>>42382406
>Which lucky bug
whatever random bug is there to fill the seat
but i believe they would have a 24hr tv channel instead
i remember writing this about it
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41329101/#q41351977

>>42378904
Here's the one I use.

>>42371018 (OP)
Imagine snuggling with Queen Chrysalis in bed and you say "You're my snuggle bug", how does she react? As in this story

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/554062/theyre-not-bugs-theyre-features

>>42383115
looks sick, thanks anon :)

i wish i could go to a reality where chryssi was more bug in the show
it would have made her and her bugs that little bit more scary

>>42383416

>>42384219
even that stylized would have been nice

>>42383416
My headcanon is that there are changelings on the outskirts of Equestria that are more starved and feral than the ones we see on the show and that use their abilities to cloak instead of imitating ponies, so their appearance is less ponylike as well.

i feel like her subjects dont know how to care for grubs
like they dont have the inbuilt instincts to be nannies and shes the only one who does

ded

>>42385651
ah yes,
the impossibly heavy bugg
very nice.

>>42384585

>>42386153
omfg that was cute, thank you for linking it fren

>>42380824
>A changling tosses and turns in his bed
>In his nightmare he's fighting alongside his kin
>The mane 6 arrive
>Everything goes dark and all he can see hear is the screams of his kin
>He runs around trying to escape
>Then he hears it, the laughter
>He desperately tries to fly but he's hit out of the sky by something
>Streamers?
>His last moment is looking up to see the pinky pony pointing a canon at him while laughing
>He wakes up screaming
>He quickly calms down and lays back in his bed
>"Just a bad dream" he says
>"Hey that's rude" says the pink pony laying beside him "Any dream with me means it's gonna be fun!"
>He wakes up again screaming and his brother throws a pillow at him, telling him to shut up

>>42384311
i like that
periphery changelings

>>42386818
I imagine the hive in general needed a lot of therapy after A Canterlot Wedding

Bug almost got squashed.

>>42386818
>>42387066
bugs 100 percent had pony ptsd after the wedding
would make a good story, a bug getting over his fear of poni in his past

Confess. What's your favourite, most weirdly specific Chrysalis-related fantasy?

>>42387864
mouth-to-mouth goo feeding

>>42387864
Me, Her, and our thousand children living happily together.

>>42387936
This but royal jelly.

>>42380501
Somewhere sligthly blushes wendigo

>>42387864
i, as the first human shes encountered, give her more love than shes ever had in her life and as a result her crotchteats and ass expand and fill out permanently

>>42387864
In the summer of 2023 I had my first "real job" unboxing things from trucks and stacking boxes. The store was mess so I was excited to start organizing things--something I do in my free time. My excitement died when I was told, "to put things where you think they belong" on the first day. To make matters worse I was told three separate ways to find out when I was supposed to come into work by different people. I checked out and imagined the place was run by Discord; explaining why it was such a mess.

My favorite fantasy was that Chrysalis was being punished for her deeds by being forced to work retail in the store. I figured since she's a queen and all she'd have experience running things so she'd work her way up, somehow get Discord fired, and become manger of the store. People would start to love their job and she'd feed off it. Ironically, I ended up buying a Chrysalis toy with one of my pay checks so it was worth it.

>>42387864
I want Chrysalis to be my mom.

>>42389297
you should be ashamed, you sick fucker
shes MY mom already

>>42387864
I have this little room in the mind palace where I'm her changeling secretary and it's my job to advise her and translate all of her goofy megalomaniacal schemes into practical actions. I like to imagine that either I'm begrudgingly tolerated or that I get used as a stress ball, depending on how I feel when I start thinking about it.

>>42387864
This
https://pastebin.com/ibNPevV0

>>42389585
>2013
fuuuuuuuuugggggggggggg

>>42387864
I've already shown you guys dozens of times. Still, being able to father her children willfully, and without being killed or abused afterwards, sounds nice.

>>42388011
Adorable art there.

>>42390394
>he doesnt wanna be abused and/or killed by bugmom
ngmi

>>42391183
ooooooo now thats a good wallpaper

The chatbot thread is up to something with bug queen...

>>42392038
good for them i guess