Thread 42371299 - /mlp/

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:36:04 PM No.42371299
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A thread dedicated to stallions and mares alike hitting on Anonmare.
Replies: >>42374307 >>42374344 >>42375109 >>42375158 >>42375218 >>42376587 >>42380209
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:36:20 PM No.42371302
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:39:03 PM No.42371311
God I wish I was a mare
Replies: >>42371315 >>42371439 >>42371838
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:40:24 PM No.42371315
>>42371311
I would fuck so many stallions and mares
Replies: >>42391101
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:35 PM No.42371439
>>42371311
gay
Replies: >>42375095
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:49:45 PM No.42371590
Imagine anonmare getting stuffed by stallion cock and secretly loving it, even though she wouldn't admit it to herself.
Replies: >>42371857 >>42372472
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:51:56 PM No.42371602
>>42347233
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:38:41 AM No.42371838
>>42371311
god I wish I was a stallion so i'd forcefully >rape you
Replies: >>42371972 >>42372659
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:43:21 AM No.42371857
>>42371590
Sounds hilarious. lol
Twirapist
7/19/2025, 1:09:32 AM No.42371972
>>42371838
Same
Replies: >>42372659
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:29:52 AM No.42372472
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>>42371590
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:01:09 AM No.42372659
>>42371838
>>42371972
>forcefully
Can't force the willing
Replies: >>42373726
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:12:10 AM No.42373726
>>42372659
There might be some not willing, haha.
Replies: >>42374282
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:15:53 AM No.42374282
>>42373726
Haha? What do you MEAN "haha"?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:17:08 AM No.42374287
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How many threads you need 'dedicated' to this gay shit you dumb aids case
Replies: >>42374795 >>42374825
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:28:09 AM No.42374307
>>42371299 (OP)
How many Anon pony RP threads do you people need?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:46:27 AM No.42374344
>>42371299 (OP)
We need more pony threads, keep it up and post more.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:32:35 PM No.42374795
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>>42374287
Jo mama. That's how many.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:48:23 PM No.42374825
>>42374287
>he wouldn't want to be a mare
LMAO what a fag
Replies: >>42374832
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:32 PM No.42374832
>>42374825
>Influx of idiots is waiting to start up the 'you hafta be a pony' spam
>Again
Cringe
Replies: >>42374835
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:52:06 PM No.42374835
>>42374832
>Cringe
Yes you are
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:49:06 PM No.42375095
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>>42371439
Unironically, a beta-male transformed into a female would act waaaay more feminine than 90% of modern women.
Replies: >>42375107 >>42375110 >>42375583 >>42376168 >>42376863 >>42383445
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:52:31 PM No.42375107
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>>42375095
Sounds like you've dedicated a lot of time and thought to that, I want to say I'm surprised but it'd be a blatant lie.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:54:26 PM No.42375109
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>>42371299 (OP)
Your shitty excuse of a general keeps dying, get the picture
Replies: >>42375124
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:54:38 PM No.42375110
>>42375095
gay
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:59:29 PM No.42375124
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>>42375109
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:13:34 PM No.42375158
>>42371299 (OP)
Gay and lame. What about Anon hitting on Anonmare instead and vice versa?
Replies: >>42375161 >>42375167 >>42375170
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:14:47 PM No.42375161
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>>42375158
>Get to Equestria
>First 'mare' to notice you used to be a guy
Replies: >>42375167 >>42375187
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:18:25 PM No.42375167
>>42375158
>>42375161
Lmao this one is good
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:19:42 PM No.42375170
>>42375158
>calls it gay and then says the gayest shit ever
Faggot.
Replies: >>42375175 >>42375187
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:21:24 PM No.42375175
>>42375170
It's just shartist on their usual morning waddle through the board while the janitors do nothing and finger their assholes.
Replies: >>42375195
sage
7/19/2025, 5:21:53 PM No.42375177
We should dox every /ptfg/ poster
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:25:14 PM No.42375187
>>42375161
>>42375170
It's not gay if said mare never was a man in the first place and has always been an actual mare.
Replies: >>42375203 >>42375204
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:26:15 PM No.42375195
>>42375175
>the janitors do nothing and finger their assholes.
they also do that and constantly monitor the EqG barbie threads while leaving the pony threads to dust
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:27:33 PM No.42375203
>>42375187
Not likely given this is a 'thread dedicated to x and y hitting on anon"""MARE"""'.
Gay thread.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:27:40 PM No.42375204
>>42375187
>still staying the most faggiest shit in faggot history
You're still sticking your cock in another man's asshole.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:33:10 PM No.42375218
>>42371299 (OP)
>a thread dedicated to autogynephilia
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:33:17 PM No.42375220
It's okay to be gay
sage
7/19/2025, 5:42:00 PM No.42375246
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ETERNAL REMINDER
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:31:53 PM No.42375420
Bitches complain about this thread on this thread. Keeping it active and alive. This continuing the thread's existence. lmao
Replies: >>42375431
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:34:48 PM No.42375431
>>42375420
lol I bump this thread when it goes near the bottom because it makes people I don't like mad, keep it up with the great posts
Replies: >>42375480
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:58:03 PM No.42375480
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>>42375431
Replies: >>42380883
sage
7/19/2025, 7:04:01 PM No.42375495
2 trannies above me, both which shall be doxxed
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:06:55 PM No.42375503
very based and straight thread
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:44:20 PM No.42375583
>>42375095
Picrel is literally me in Equestria
Replies: >>42376154
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:16:11 PM No.42376154
>>42375583
You're in the womb?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:22:06 PM No.42376168
>>42375095
Hard truth here
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:23:08 PM No.42376172
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Girl failure anon mare.
Replies: >>42376173 >>42376534
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:24:10 PM No.42376173
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>>42376172
Replies: >>42376179 >>42376534
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:25:47 PM No.42376179
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>>42376173
Replies: >>42376182
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:26:48 PM No.42376182
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>>42376179
Replies: >>42376187
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:28:38 PM No.42376187
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>>42376182
orange mentioned
Replies: >>42376197
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:32:44 PM No.42376197
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>>42376187
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:13:50 AM No.42376534
>>42376172
>>42376173
UNF
Replies: >>42376575
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:32:07 AM No.42376575
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>>42376534
Replies: >>42377177
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:36:31 AM No.42376587
>>42371299 (OP)
Why does she look so troubled? Is it autism?
Replies: >>42376841
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:51:51 AM No.42376732
How long would it take for anonmare to become a complete cumslut?
Replies: >>42376736
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:53:36 AM No.42376736
>>42376732
Depends on the particular anon.
Instantly in my case.
Replies: >>42376747 >>42377966
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:57:33 AM No.42376747
>>42376736
This. I'd spend a day just stroking my clit before going out on the town begging every random stallion to fill me to the brim
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:32:36 AM No.42376841
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>>42376587
Replies: >>42376877
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:47:50 AM No.42376863
>>42375095
Well, yeah, no duh.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:56:51 AM No.42376877
>>42376841
Whose the other parent for this one again? Dyx?
Replies: >>42376884
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:02:37 AM No.42376884
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>>42376877
Yes.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:39:50 AM No.42377177
>>42376575
would eat the pizza off anonmare, haha
Replies: >>42377759 >>42378057
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:20:04 PM No.42377759
>>42377177
It's a bit sloppy to do that...
Replies: >>42378059
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:19:15 PM No.42377966
>>42376736
Why? Where would you even find time to be a slut between having to learn to navigate an entire new society and probably a trade and then finding a job and a place to live.
Replies: >>42378064 >>42378503
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:06:33 PM No.42378057
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>>42377177
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:07:35 PM No.42378059
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>>42377759
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:08:36 PM No.42378064
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>>42377966
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:10:50 PM No.42378072
>>42347233
Replies: >>42378082 >>42378102 >>42378107
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:14:02 PM No.42378082
>>42378072
Get a life.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:19:57 PM No.42378102
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>>42378072
You:
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:22:33 PM No.42378107
>>42378072
Kek yeah they hate being (re)directed there.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:39:39 PM No.42378135
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LOUD PLAPPING SEX WITH ANONMARE
Replies: >>42378204
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:02:16 PM No.42378204
>>42378135
Could you quiet it down there?! I'm trying to watch the telly over here!
Replies: >>42378342
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:04:36 PM No.42378209
>deleted post
Nerve touched.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:26:10 PM No.42378270
Imagine anonmare stubbornly resisting any stallion advances despite struggling with an intense heat, and then one day when the estrus almost drove her insane finally giving in and having sex with a stallion once. He fucks her silly, going balls deep, his balls slapping against her ass, mounting, hugging her, nibbling at hear ear and pulling and her mane, and then finishing inside, filling her to the brim with his hot stallion cum, and she falls asleep under him, exhausted but happy. And next day, when the well-fucked anonmare looks at the mirror, a battle of emotions inside her - a desperate desire to keep on clinging to her old identity on one side and the blissful afterglow of a passionate night, the feelings of serenity, satisfaction and a an unconscious understanding that what happened was not just good, but right, the way it's supposed to be, on the other. Unf
Replies: >>42378285 >>42378329 >>42378343 >>42378360
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:29:52 PM No.42378285
>>42378270
Honestly it's kind of confusing to me because anonmare is supposed to be self insert but I don't really see any conflict with just taking on a role that is now magically assigned to you through no fault of your own. I'm actually not gay but if I'm now a biological female it would be weird if I didn't adjust my thinking to be more female oriented.
Replies: >>42378294 >>42378311
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:32:24 PM No.42378294
>>42378285
I think it's hot if she kinda resents the transformation and doesn't want to think of herself as a mare, possibly waiting for a reverse transformation spell, but can't resist giving it to the temptations that come with this new body.
Replies: >>42378311 >>42378329 >>42378345
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:36:51 PM No.42378311
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>>42378285
>>42378294
You're both a literal thread away from fighting over whose going to catch and whose going to pitch
Replies: >>42378347
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:44:14 PM No.42378329
>>42378270
>>42378294
>anon resists temptation to get boned by a stallion
>once she finally gives in, realizes how good it feels and how it makes her feel
>fully embraces being a mare and actually enjoys getting deeply rutted and filled
>eventually asks twilight to instead of changing her back into a human, change her into a stallion
>now stallion anon comes to the aid of mares in estrus, banging them hard and well because he knows how good it made him feel back then
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:49:24 PM No.42378342
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>>42378204
No.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:50:57 PM No.42378343
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>>42378270
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:51:58 PM No.42378345
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>>42378294
Based.
Replies: >>42391562
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:53:15 PM No.42378347
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>>42378311
> Anon mare x Ayranne?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:59:23 PM No.42378360
>>42378270
STOP!
Replies: >>42378363 >>42378412
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:00:56 PM No.42378363
>>42378360
HAMMER TIME!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:18:16 PM No.42378412
>>42378360
That's one of the things she certainly didn't say while being stuffed with stallion cock that day. In fact, she was moaning approvingly
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:44:24 PM No.42378503
>>42377966
I can do all that after getting stuffed full of cock though.
I am a sexually frystrated tranny and aware of how pathetic it is, but I just wish I could have normal sex that pleased me instead of being simply servicing the partner, so I'd absolutely slut out were I given a pussy in any way shape or for.
Then probably reintegrate into society like a normal pony once I blew the steam off.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:45:21 PM No.42378886
>Day Daybreaker is series finale boss and everypony is here to stop her.
>Everyone got that?
>Be Anon, for some reason you're with clown show that is the heroines of this story.
>Actually everybody that is anyone is here for this.
>Especially folks that have no right to be here for this final showdown for all of Equestria.
>Like you.
>Back in the day you would've said Spike, but at least he can fly and resist fire.
>Right, anyway.
>The matter at hand.
>Daybreaker gloats like a typical villain.
>"Behold, I have all the power in the world. After separating from my weaker half."
>Celestia is close by glaring, like, what she normally does to a villain.
>Really not sure why she bothers to do anything.
>Daybreaker continues like usual with that Canterlot Royal Voice.
>"I've taken the Elements of Harmony, all the ancient artifacts, and powerful tomes that could've used to stop me. Unlike every foal before me, I've planned for every outcome. Discord is powerless. I've watched every tool and trick you fillies have, and now you have no answer to stop me."
>Twilight Sparkle and company stand resolute.
>Bookhorse starts to rattle off some kind of nonsense about friendship, blah blah blah.
>You're sure she's going to pull something out of her ass.
>Whatever, give emotional support and be back for lunch.
>Daybreaker doesn't seem impressed by the bravado the girls show.
>"You still doubt my power? I have no desire to turn you all into ashes, I have that much mercy. However, perhaps a demonstration is in order."
>Magic grabs you.
"Oh shit."
>Dash tries to grab you as you quickly yanked by the sun tyrants side.
>"This human, Anonymous."
"Oh hey there. I was really just hoping to be in the background of all this."
>Twilight and other unicorns try to teleport you out to safety, but fail.
>"He is magically resistant to an legendary degree. So here in this I will show you all what I am capable of. Though the glorious sun adorn my flanks, I can cast magic even experts have no hope to match. Behold permanent transfiguration and genderfication."
>Twilight is quick to object.
>"Daybreaker, you can't change the gender of anypony. It's impossible. Please, forcing this much magic will kill him."
>Applejack and Dash charge in to save you, only to be stopped by magical golems.
>Doesn't matter, there is a bright light and you lose consciousness.
>...
>Well you don't feel pain.
>So that's a plus.
>Flutter your eyes open.
>Everyone is staring at you in shock.
"Shit."
>Shit, you sound fucking gay now.
>Look at yourself.
>Green, earth pony mare.
>Earth pony?
>Of all the lame things, she didn't ever turn you into a cool one.
"What is this!? Why not a pegasus or unicorn?"
>"That's what the problem is!"
>Apples objects, but seriously yes it is.
>Twilight is furious.
>"You won't get away with this. We will win the day from you. Even with your powerful magic.
>Daybreaker hasn't said anything.
>She's just staring at you.
>Intensely.
>Soul piercing stare.
Replies: >>42378960 >>42380289 >>42382757
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:12:22 PM No.42378960
>>42378886
>You can see the flames dance in her eyes.
>The fiery aura gets warmer in the room.
>"I give up."
>There is a pregnant pause.
>They're all waiting for the fake out.
>You're floppy ears focus straight at her.
"Come again?"
>Daybreaker takes off her armor, the crown, the magical doodads.
>"You can have it all back, Equestria, the trinkets, everything. Celestia, the throne is yours again."
>You want to scream out a what.
>Pinkie beats you to it.
>A cacophony of noise is heard as the ensemble cast shouts out in confusion in the turn of events.
>Princess Celestia moves them aside as she tries to catch up with Daybreaker who is dragging you along.
>"Daybreaker what is the meaning of this?"
>The former tyrant glances at her counterpart.
>"I'm going to marry this mare. That's all I need."
"What do you mean!? You just made me this way not even a minute ago!"
>"Yes, and you're perfect. Everything about you is what I want."
>Holy balls, she means it.
>Celestia is flabbergasted, Luna looks peeved, Cadence is smiling wider than Pinkie Pie and clopping her front hooves together.
>The traitor.
"Girls? Anyone? Please help me."
>Twilight picks up her jaw that had dropped on the floor.
>"Anon. I'm sorry. We don't have the power to change you back. Only she does, or did."
>Desperately you look for a way out.
"Hey, hey now. Daybreaker."
>"You may call my My Flame, my little light."
"How is this anything what someone like you could want? You're tall, pure white fire, powerful, lean. I'm flabby, shortish, thick. There is no way anything about me is what someone like you would want."
>She stares at you, wings flare out and takes off out of the room with you in tow.
>"Oh my dear little light of mine, I will show you exactly what I see in you."
>You're boned.
----
>You were indeed boned.
>Some time later, you're sitting down with Twilight Sparkle over tea.
>Haven't said anything to her.
>At least she looks guilty still.
>Unlike the others.
"I still miss my balls, Sparkle."
>"I know, I know. But you saved Equestria. You'll always be remembered for your sacrifice."
"I remember my balls being sacrificed Sporkle."
>"She's not abusing you now is she?"
"No."
>Twilight sighs.
>"Well that's good."
"I'm just pregnant now."
>The soup she was drinking spurts out like a fountain.
>"What!?"
"She took our eggs and did some weird magic ritual. We're both going to have gay lesbian spawns."
>Twilight lowers her voice a great deal.
>"I couldn't even tell. You can't tell anypony about this. Princess Celestia hasn't been the same since that day."
>You couldn't give her a more 'fuck off' stare.
"Oh poor her."
>"I'm serious, she's jealous that her evil counterpart found true love and is living her best life."
"I am a man that is about to give birth. Come back to me with something less petty."
>This is your life now.
>Daybreaker's wife/husband, soon mom.
>Anonmare signing off.
Replies: >>42378963 >>42379006 >>42382757
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:14:04 PM No.42378963
>>42378960
kek that is certainly cursed
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:26:52 PM No.42379006
>>42378960
Anon's the one that gets >raped
The horseshoe's on the other hoof, huh?
Replies: >>42379011
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:30:29 PM No.42379011
>>42379006
>implying hot lesbian sex and impregnation by Daybreaker is undesirable
Gay
Replies: >>42379180
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:29:45 PM No.42379180
>>42379011
You don't understand, they're both preggers.
Replies: >>42379451
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:04:40 AM No.42379451
>>42379180
Huh what now, this shit is getting crazy!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:25:31 AM No.42379694
>Day it feels like you're talking to an Ex that you never had in Equestria.
>Well this is weird.
>Sitting in the gay bath house with royalty.
>It's gay 'cause there's only females here.
>Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and you.
>In a bath house having tea.
>Technically you're royalty according to them.
>But you see bullshit, at best your a consort for a tyrant who's reign lasted for one minute.
>Also, they've never invited to these shindigs before.
>Cadance is the only one happy to be here.
>"Anon! Anon! Hi Anon!"
>Pink horses are all insane.
"Hello princess."
>"Oh don't be that way, we're all equals here."
"Not by choice."
>Luna mutters something in her cup.
>There are bags under her eyes.
>Celestia stirs her tea, a tea that hasn't stop boiling in her magical grasp.
>Cadance can hardly sit in her chair.
>"So, how's your relationship going?"
>Stare at her, wondering what to say.
>Pink equals insane.
>Not dumb.
"I've been adjusting."
>"A good adjustment right?"
"Cadance. I was a man for all of my life until now. There is a lot to adjust to."
>"Oh come on, by now you should have gotten to the swing of things."
>Glare furiously at her.
>Demonstrate your point by trying to pick up the teacup with your hooves.
>It breaks.
"I. Can't. Do. Shit."
>For the first time, Celestia chimes in a little too calmly for your liking.
>"Hmm, I see. That is a problem."
"So forgive me, if I will be a total mess for a long time, as opposed to only a lesser mess when I was just a man living here."
>Cadance uses a spell to fix your teacup.
>"Right, sorry. Didn't consider that, but I was asking about your relationship."
"If there is an issue I'll consider talking about it."
>"Foals along the way will make things more complicated. Oops!"
>Cadance covers her mouth.
>The other two sigh.
>You know you haven't told anyone.
>Did Twilight talk?
"Foals? When has that been brought up?"
>Luna flicks a wing across Cadance's nose.
>"There are now four minds dreaming in your home."
>Ah, they've been keeping tabs on you.
>Well, watching Daybreaker.
"So you decided to ask me."
>Celestia nods.
>"She, her, well Dawnbreaker, did she, are you two?"
>Cat's out of the bag, or better yet horse is out of the barn.
"We're both expecting. She has one, and so do I."
>Cadance practically whoops and starts to dance in the background.
>The other two princesses are less enthused.
>You are the most less enthused.
"Power and love and friendship right."
>Celestia's tea has evaporated.
>"Of course. Have you chosen a name?"
"Nyx and Dyx."
>Dyx is your child, 'cause you miss your dick.
"So how upset are you?"
>Celestia's eye is twitching, just a slight one, but you've never seen it happen.
>"Please do not take this the wrong way, but I have no idea why she has fallen so hard for you."
"Right, she's supposed to be a side of you."
>"A suppressed side."
>Luna answers, sounding more upset at her sister.
>Celestia doesn't answer.
"I am aware of my many faults."
>"Are you?"
>Celestia actually slaps her mouth.
Replies: >>42379796
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:53:04 AM No.42379796
>>42379694
"Wow. I mean wow. That sounded vitriolic. Who do you hate more, me or her?"
>"I'm sorry."
"No, no. I'm sure having to see a more suppressed side come to life brings much self-reflection."
>"Indeed."
>Luna the ever present peanut gallery acknowledges.
>Celestia shakes her head, almost hides her eyes with that flowing mane.
"Well good news, you all going to be aunts."
>"I know! My little Flurry is going to be the best older cousin!"
>Cadance is really taking this in stride.
>You don't share it.
"Well here's some vitriol to share. I'm still furious you all made me a sacrificial lamb. This was a problem you let happen, fucked around, and I'm the one who found out. I hope whatever spawn comes out of me burns down your castle to the down. Or at least eats your favorite cake when you're not looking."
>Celestia sits up straight as you continue.
"So whatever jealousy you having brewing in your mind, cut the crap."
>Stand up in your own chair as you point at her, balancing poorly on the chair.
"My ass has to live with your mistake, you get to sit up in your ivory tower. Unless..."
>Glare at her.
"Did you ever have foals?"
>Luna looks away, deciding her empty tea cup was more interesting.
>Celestia stands up, and walks around the table to you.
>Stare right up at her, feels like staring at Daybreaker.
>She looks you over.
"Hey eyes up here. I don't wear pants anymore, but I ain't an open invitation."
>"Do you have to name her Dyx?"
"Oh my God, you are just like her. I'm going home now."
>Take one big slurp from your cup and bounce.
"Later princesses. Try not to bring about another calamity that's been hiding for a thousand years."
---
>Be Celestia.
>"Sister, is it the attitude perhaps?"
"Luna."
>"Oh, perhaps she reminds you of cake because she is so fat now."
"Anon is not that fat."
>"She jiggles like your jello cakes."
"I like stallions."
>"Careful sister, suppress your desires like that again and maybe we'll get a new version of you. Molestia, all mares beware."
>You're going to switch out her coffee for decaf later.
>Surprise sequel, the end.
Replies: >>42379838 >>42389029
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:03:49 AM No.42379838
Anon cooks dinner
Anon cooks dinner
md5: 710bbd39c6fe8fad266c04fb5a6397d6🔍
>>42379796
This is hilarious keep em coming lol
Replies: >>42380681 >>42380926
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:16:31 AM No.42380209
anonmare on her way to the mare chamber
anonmare on her way to the mare chamber
md5: ec7870bf688926cdf8240c5653f9121d🔍
>>42371299 (OP)
>Anon noooo!....don't follow that shad*wbolt stallion, he will forces you to be part of the shadowbolt's pleasure squad!!!!!
Replies: >>42384220
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:19:13 AM No.42380289
2607869
2607869
md5: bd83946311fda106a56b1ef23ffc16a8🔍
>>42378886
Based story and based sequel.
Replies: >>42382931 >>42394064
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:11:10 PM No.42380681
>>42379838
I can't think of a way to continue it so that's pretty much it.
Replies: >>42380986
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:02:43 PM No.42380883
1752634347041
1752634347041
md5: f5931fb29619d2b8d84434e0300eb6ad🔍
>>42375480
Command the maid to act dominant and aggressive. She's already got the racism down correctly.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:20:57 PM No.42380901
>Noooo stop directing me to ptfg!
>This is totally different and you are oppressing meeeee
Replies: >>42380907
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:22:39 PM No.42380907
>>42380901
You were born after 1999 and you have a twitter account.
Replies: >>42380913 >>42380989
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:25:51 PM No.42380913
>>42380907
Keep wishing to be a pretty mare one day, lardass.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:29:42 PM No.42380926
>>42379838
so cute, bitchy mare wife making me bacon and eggs what a sweetheart.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:07 PM No.42380986
1733003954811
1733003954811
md5: 516e70cebc702aafd50c620727e3363a🔍
>>42380681
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42344112/#42361466
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41654632/#41663698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeny2iS43I&ab_channel=JCH007
How about a new story/character? Difference is this one Anonmare actually has a personality.
It's a story about the equivalent of CIA Hitler getting his heart melted by these happy little ponies who believe he's just a normal mare and totally not somebody suspicious. Of course his personality shines through when you tempt him. He's truly a symbolic unicorn among the many.
Replies: >>42381480
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:39 PM No.42380989
>>42380907
stop replying to the troll, janitor will clean up as usual so stop giving him attention if you want him to go away
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:48:45 PM No.42381480
>>42380986
Okay. Where do we find that story?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:02:09 PM No.42381525
3550296
3550296
md5: dd4814bb3e861d1c53df8902b096b040🔍
Replies: >>42381892
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:46:15 PM No.42381892
>>42381525
cute!!!
Replies: >>42381934
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:07:32 PM No.42381934
2627929
2627929
md5: 31fc7837914eb42fea89217369a4e809🔍
>>42381892
Replies: >>42382386 >>42383213 >>42387839
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:46:30 AM No.42382386
>>42381934
The marbles from the ones Anon keeps losing.
Replies: >>42382414
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:57:34 AM No.42382414
2628089
2628089
md5: 80f3ff811615cecdb6dc253d8f53b1f1🔍
>>42382386
Replies: >>42387839
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:52:19 AM No.42382757
>>42378886
>>42378960
thanks anon that was funny
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:06:59 AM No.42382931
>>42380289
The fact that Anon scored two alicorns is hilarious despite being an overweight earth pony mare who is such much shorter.
Replies: >>42382954
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:19:03 AM No.42382954
1982961
1982961
md5: a73538bd86b9fa199ae8f8d1f2999eea🔍
>>42382931
They're Dyx and Nyx. lol
Replies: >>42385303
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:03:37 AM No.42383213
>>42381934
I do love some marbles.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:31:27 AM No.42383445
>>42375095
It's takes a man to be best girl
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:12:23 PM No.42384220
>>42380209
Anon was never seem again.
Replies: >>42384924
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:31:54 PM No.42384924
>>42384220
Until now...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:27:04 AM No.42385303
>>42382954
I know, just the size difference is amusing.
Replies: >>42385459
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:09:22 AM No.42385459
2616577
2616577
md5: a4f6d42d2c8fd46b07bfdfe7f5f549e9🔍
>>42385303
Yeah. lmao
Replies: >>42386617 >>42394473
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:28:40 AM No.42386617
>>42385459
Stop choking anonmare, Dyx!
Replies: >>42387054
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:22:42 PM No.42387054
>>42386617
Don't worry, Anon loves it.
Replies: >>42387430 >>42389151
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:48:43 PM No.42387430
>>42387054
hot
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:12:04 PM No.42387839
>>42381934
>>42382414
Who is this filly?
Replies: >>42388337 >>42388630
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:11:07 PM No.42388337
>>42387839
I have no idea.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:52:58 PM No.42388630
>>42387839
I think it's Anonogee. (Lesbian spawn of Anonmare X Apogee)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:39:38 AM No.42389029
>>42379796
kino, nice work
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:09:59 AM No.42389151
>>42387054
Doesn't look like it, though.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:30:44 AM No.42389512
https://ponepaste.org/11227
Paste for the story after this thread dies.
Replies: >>42389550 >>42390407
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:40:54 AM No.42389550
>>42389512
Neat. Please post the story in PTFG too.
Replies: >>42389834 >>42390724
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:38:21 AM No.42389834
>>42389550
Did it for them.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:57:37 AM No.42390407
>>42389512
good stuff
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:42:53 PM No.42390724
>>42389550
I have no idea what PTFG is. I just entered this thread to make a silly green.
Replies: >>42391692
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:30:40 PM No.42391101
>>42371315
gaaaay
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:41:07 PM No.42391562
>>42378345
finally some mother fuckin mchay
Replies: >>42391668
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:12 PM No.42391668
>>42391562
Anonmare knows what her fellow anons want.
Replies: >>42392407
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:09:00 PM No.42391692
>>42390724
Human to pony transformation thread. >>42347233
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:54:19 PM No.42392407
>>42391668
Sex?
Replies: >>42392594
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:40:17 AM No.42392594
2933628
2933628
md5: 13d4b5663b46b8a33205517515036d26🔍
>>42392407
Hope you don't mind being crushed.
Replies: >>42393029
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:46:10 AM No.42393029
>>42392594
UNFFFF
Replies: >>42393418
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:54:04 AM No.42393418
2652220
2652220
md5: f66c92c82bf067fe37526170913acdd0🔍
>>42393029
Rip anon. Was crushed to death by anonmare because she's so fat.
Replies: >>42393713 >>42394448
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:00:04 AM No.42393713
>>42393418
cute pone
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:06:05 AM No.42394064
>>42380289
>Adult Nyx with self esteem
I never thought this would be possible.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:19:22 PM No.42394448
>>42393418
Damn, hope he recovers ah wait that Anon is dead never mind
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:33:42 PM No.42394473
>>42385459
god I want dyx to beat the shit out of me
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:24:35 PM No.42394696
lust never satisfies, it's never enough.
Jesus said whoever commits sin is a slave to sin, and the slave does not live in the house forever. but the son lives in the house forever, so whoever the son sets free is free indeed.

Jesus is the Son of God who died to pay for our sins. He said if we repent and believe in Him, we will have eternal life.

He said whoever comes to Him will not hunger, and whoever believes in Him will never thirst again. Only Jesus can satisfy our actual need which we cover over with porn, distractions, sins, addictions, work, relationships, etc. Only Jesus can satisfy, and in a way leading to eternal life
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:27:30 PM No.42394710
Nothing would ever convince me becoming the sex that gets pregnant and has to fart that parasite out, ripping you to shreds along the way, could be a good thing