Thread 42371299

A thread dedicated to stallions and mares alike hitting on Anonmare.

God I wish I was a mare

>>42371311
I would fuck so many stallions and mares

>>42371311
gay

Imagine anonmare getting stuffed by stallion cock and secretly loving it, even though she wouldn't admit it to herself.

>>42371311
god I wish I was a stallion so i'd forcefully >rape you

>>42371590
Sounds hilarious. lol

>>42371838
Same

>>42371838
>>42371972
>forcefully
Can't force the willing

>>42372659
There might be some not willing, haha.

>>42373726
Haha? What do you MEAN "haha"?

How many threads you need 'dedicated' to this gay shit you dumb aids case

>>42371299 (OP)
How many Anon pony RP threads do you people need?

>>42371299 (OP)
We need more pony threads, keep it up and post more.

>>42374287
Jo mama. That's how many.

>>42374287
>he wouldn't want to be a mare
LMAO what a fag

>>42374825
>Influx of idiots is waiting to start up the 'you hafta be a pony' spam
>Again
Cringe

>>42374832
>Cringe
Yes you are

>>42371439
Unironically, a beta-male transformed into a female would act waaaay more feminine than 90% of modern women.

>>42375095
Sounds like you've dedicated a lot of time and thought to that, I want to say I'm surprised but it'd be a blatant lie.

>>42371299 (OP)
Your shitty excuse of a general keeps dying, get the picture

>>42375095
gay

>>42371299 (OP)
Gay and lame. What about Anon hitting on Anonmare instead and vice versa?

>>42375158
>Get to Equestria
>First 'mare' to notice you used to be a guy

>>42375158
>>42375161
Lmao this one is good

>>42375158
>calls it gay and then says the gayest shit ever
Faggot.

>>42375170
It's just shartist on their usual morning waddle through the board while the janitors do nothing and finger their assholes.

We should dox every /ptfg/ poster

>>42375161
>>42375170
It's not gay if said mare never was a man in the first place and has always been an actual mare.

>>42375175
>the janitors do nothing and finger their assholes.
they also do that and constantly monitor the EqG barbie threads while leaving the pony threads to dust

>>42375187
Not likely given this is a 'thread dedicated to x and y hitting on anon"""MARE"""'.
Gay thread.

>>42375187
>still staying the most faggiest shit in faggot history
You're still sticking your cock in another man's asshole.

>>42371299 (OP)
>a thread dedicated to autogynephilia

It's okay to be gay

ETERNAL REMINDER

Bitches complain about this thread on this thread. Keeping it active and alive. This continuing the thread's existence. lmao

>>42375420
lol I bump this thread when it goes near the bottom because it makes people I don't like mad, keep it up with the great posts

2 trannies above me, both which shall be doxxed

very based and straight thread

>>42375095
Picrel is literally me in Equestria

>>42375583
You're in the womb?

>>42375095
Hard truth here

Girl failure anon mare.

>>42376182
orange mentioned

>>42376172
>>42376173
UNF

>>42371299 (OP)
Why does she look so troubled? Is it autism?

How long would it take for anonmare to become a complete cumslut?

>>42376732
Depends on the particular anon.
Instantly in my case.

>>42376736
This. I'd spend a day just stroking my clit before going out on the town begging every random stallion to fill me to the brim

>>42375095
Well, yeah, no duh.

>>42376841
Whose the other parent for this one again? Dyx?

>>42376877
Yes.

>>42376575
would eat the pizza off anonmare, haha

>>42377177
It's a bit sloppy to do that...

>>42376736
Why? Where would you even find time to be a slut between having to learn to navigate an entire new society and probably a trade and then finding a job and a place to live.

>>42378072
Get a life.

>>42378072
You:

>>42378072
Kek yeah they hate being (re)directed there.

LOUD PLAPPING SEX WITH ANONMARE

>>42378135
Could you quiet it down there?! I'm trying to watch the telly over here!

>deleted post
Nerve touched.

Imagine anonmare stubbornly resisting any stallion advances despite struggling with an intense heat, and then one day when the estrus almost drove her insane finally giving in and having sex with a stallion once. He fucks her silly, going balls deep, his balls slapping against her ass, mounting, hugging her, nibbling at hear ear and pulling and her mane, and then finishing inside, filling her to the brim with his hot stallion cum, and she falls asleep under him, exhausted but happy. And next day, when the well-fucked anonmare looks at the mirror, a battle of emotions inside her - a desperate desire to keep on clinging to her old identity on one side and the blissful afterglow of a passionate night, the feelings of serenity, satisfaction and a an unconscious understanding that what happened was not just good, but right, the way it's supposed to be, on the other. Unf

>>42378270
Honestly it's kind of confusing to me because anonmare is supposed to be self insert but I don't really see any conflict with just taking on a role that is now magically assigned to you through no fault of your own. I'm actually not gay but if I'm now a biological female it would be weird if I didn't adjust my thinking to be more female oriented.

>>42378285
I think it's hot if she kinda resents the transformation and doesn't want to think of herself as a mare, possibly waiting for a reverse transformation spell, but can't resist giving it to the temptations that come with this new body.

>>42378285
>>42378294
You're both a literal thread away from fighting over whose going to catch and whose going to pitch

>>42378270
>>42378294
>anon resists temptation to get boned by a stallion
>once she finally gives in, realizes how good it feels and how it makes her feel
>fully embraces being a mare and actually enjoys getting deeply rutted and filled
>eventually asks twilight to instead of changing her back into a human, change her into a stallion
>now stallion anon comes to the aid of mares in estrus, banging them hard and well because he knows how good it made him feel back then

>>42378204
No.

>>42378294
Based.

>>42378311
> Anon mare x Ayranne?

>>42378270
STOP!

>>42378360
HAMMER TIME!

>>42378360
That's one of the things she certainly didn't say while being stuffed with stallion cock that day. In fact, she was moaning approvingly

>>42377966
I can do all that after getting stuffed full of cock though.
I am a sexually frystrated tranny and aware of how pathetic it is, but I just wish I could have normal sex that pleased me instead of being simply servicing the partner, so I'd absolutely slut out were I given a pussy in any way shape or for.
Then probably reintegrate into society like a normal pony once I blew the steam off.

>Day Daybreaker is series finale boss and everypony is here to stop her.
>Everyone got that?
>Be Anon, for some reason you're with clown show that is the heroines of this story.
>Actually everybody that is anyone is here for this.
>Especially folks that have no right to be here for this final showdown for all of Equestria.
>Like you.
>Back in the day you would've said Spike, but at least he can fly and resist fire.
>Right, anyway.
>The matter at hand.
>Daybreaker gloats like a typical villain.
>"Behold, I have all the power in the world. After separating from my weaker half."
>Celestia is close by glaring, like, what she normally does to a villain.
>Really not sure why she bothers to do anything.
>Daybreaker continues like usual with that Canterlot Royal Voice.
>"I've taken the Elements of Harmony, all the ancient artifacts, and powerful tomes that could've used to stop me. Unlike every foal before me, I've planned for every outcome. Discord is powerless. I've watched every tool and trick you fillies have, and now you have no answer to stop me."
>Twilight Sparkle and company stand resolute.
>Bookhorse starts to rattle off some kind of nonsense about friendship, blah blah blah.
>You're sure she's going to pull something out of her ass.
>Whatever, give emotional support and be back for lunch.
>Daybreaker doesn't seem impressed by the bravado the girls show.
>"You still doubt my power? I have no desire to turn you all into ashes, I have that much mercy. However, perhaps a demonstration is in order."
>Magic grabs you.
"Oh shit."
>Dash tries to grab you as you quickly yanked by the sun tyrants side.
>"This human, Anonymous."
"Oh hey there. I was really just hoping to be in the background of all this."
>Twilight and other unicorns try to teleport you out to safety, but fail.
>"He is magically resistant to an legendary degree. So here in this I will show you all what I am capable of. Though the glorious sun adorn my flanks, I can cast magic even experts have no hope to match. Behold permanent transfiguration and genderfication."
>Twilight is quick to object.
>"Daybreaker, you can't change the gender of anypony. It's impossible. Please, forcing this much magic will kill him."
>Applejack and Dash charge in to save you, only to be stopped by magical golems.
>Doesn't matter, there is a bright light and you lose consciousness.
>...
>Well you don't feel pain.
>So that's a plus.
>Flutter your eyes open.
>Everyone is staring at you in shock.
"Shit."
>Shit, you sound fucking gay now.
>Look at yourself.
>Green, earth pony mare.
>Earth pony?
>Of all the lame things, she didn't ever turn you into a cool one.
"What is this!? Why not a pegasus or unicorn?"
>"That's what the problem is!"
>Apples objects, but seriously yes it is.
>Twilight is furious.
>"You won't get away with this. We will win the day from you. Even with your powerful magic.
>Daybreaker hasn't said anything.
>She's just staring at you.
>Intensely.
>Soul piercing stare.

>>42378886
>You can see the flames dance in her eyes.
>The fiery aura gets warmer in the room.
>"I give up."
>There is a pregnant pause.
>They're all waiting for the fake out.
>You're floppy ears focus straight at her.
"Come again?"
>Daybreaker takes off her armor, the crown, the magical doodads.
>"You can have it all back, Equestria, the trinkets, everything. Celestia, the throne is yours again."
>You want to scream out a what.
>Pinkie beats you to it.
>A cacophony of noise is heard as the ensemble cast shouts out in confusion in the turn of events.
>Princess Celestia moves them aside as she tries to catch up with Daybreaker who is dragging you along.
>"Daybreaker what is the meaning of this?"
>The former tyrant glances at her counterpart.
>"I'm going to marry this mare. That's all I need."
"What do you mean!? You just made me this way not even a minute ago!"
>"Yes, and you're perfect. Everything about you is what I want."
>Holy balls, she means it.
>Celestia is flabbergasted, Luna looks peeved, Cadence is smiling wider than Pinkie Pie and clopping her front hooves together.
>The traitor.
"Girls? Anyone? Please help me."
>Twilight picks up her jaw that had dropped on the floor.
>"Anon. I'm sorry. We don't have the power to change you back. Only she does, or did."
>Desperately you look for a way out.
"Hey, hey now. Daybreaker."
>"You may call my My Flame, my little light."
"How is this anything what someone like you could want? You're tall, pure white fire, powerful, lean. I'm flabby, shortish, thick. There is no way anything about me is what someone like you would want."
>She stares at you, wings flare out and takes off out of the room with you in tow.
>"Oh my dear little light of mine, I will show you exactly what I see in you."
>You're boned.
----
>You were indeed boned.
>Some time later, you're sitting down with Twilight Sparkle over tea.
>Haven't said anything to her.
>At least she looks guilty still.
>Unlike the others.
"I still miss my balls, Sparkle."
>"I know, I know. But you saved Equestria. You'll always be remembered for your sacrifice."
"I remember my balls being sacrificed Sporkle."
>"She's not abusing you now is she?"
"No."
>Twilight sighs.
>"Well that's good."
"I'm just pregnant now."
>The soup she was drinking spurts out like a fountain.
>"What!?"
"She took our eggs and did some weird magic ritual. We're both going to have gay lesbian spawns."
>Twilight lowers her voice a great deal.
>"I couldn't even tell. You can't tell anypony about this. Princess Celestia hasn't been the same since that day."
>You couldn't give her a more 'fuck off' stare.
"Oh poor her."
>"I'm serious, she's jealous that her evil counterpart found true love and is living her best life."
"I am a man that is about to give birth. Come back to me with something less petty."
>This is your life now.
>Daybreaker's wife/husband, soon mom.
>Anonmare signing off.

>>42378960
kek that is certainly cursed

>>42378960
Anon's the one that gets >raped
The horseshoe's on the other hoof, huh?

>>42379006
>implying hot lesbian sex and impregnation by Daybreaker is undesirable
Gay

>>42379011
You don't understand, they're both preggers.

>>42379180
Huh what now, this shit is getting crazy!

>Day it feels like you're talking to an Ex that you never had in Equestria.
>Well this is weird.
>Sitting in the gay bath house with royalty.
>It's gay 'cause there's only females here.
>Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and you.
>In a bath house having tea.
>Technically you're royalty according to them.
>But you see bullshit, at best your a consort for a tyrant who's reign lasted for one minute.
>Also, they've never invited to these shindigs before.
>Cadance is the only one happy to be here.
>"Anon! Anon! Hi Anon!"
>Pink horses are all insane.
"Hello princess."
>"Oh don't be that way, we're all equals here."
"Not by choice."
>Luna mutters something in her cup.
>There are bags under her eyes.
>Celestia stirs her tea, a tea that hasn't stop boiling in her magical grasp.
>Cadance can hardly sit in her chair.
>"So, how's your relationship going?"
>Stare at her, wondering what to say.
>Pink equals insane.
>Not dumb.
"I've been adjusting."
>"A good adjustment right?"
"Cadance. I was a man for all of my life until now. There is a lot to adjust to."
>"Oh come on, by now you should have gotten to the swing of things."
>Glare furiously at her.
>Demonstrate your point by trying to pick up the teacup with your hooves.
>It breaks.
"I. Can't. Do. Shit."
>For the first time, Celestia chimes in a little too calmly for your liking.
>"Hmm, I see. That is a problem."
"So forgive me, if I will be a total mess for a long time, as opposed to only a lesser mess when I was just a man living here."
>Cadance uses a spell to fix your teacup.
>"Right, sorry. Didn't consider that, but I was asking about your relationship."
"If there is an issue I'll consider talking about it."
>"Foals along the way will make things more complicated. Oops!"
>Cadance covers her mouth.
>The other two sigh.
>You know you haven't told anyone.
>Did Twilight talk?
"Foals? When has that been brought up?"
>Luna flicks a wing across Cadance's nose.
>"There are now four minds dreaming in your home."
>Ah, they've been keeping tabs on you.
>Well, watching Daybreaker.
"So you decided to ask me."
>Celestia nods.
>"She, her, well Dawnbreaker, did she, are you two?"
>Cat's out of the bag, or better yet horse is out of the barn.
"We're both expecting. She has one, and so do I."
>Cadance practically whoops and starts to dance in the background.
>The other two princesses are less enthused.
>You are the most less enthused.
"Power and love and friendship right."
>Celestia's tea has evaporated.
>"Of course. Have you chosen a name?"
"Nyx and Dyx."
>Dyx is your child, 'cause you miss your dick.
"So how upset are you?"
>Celestia's eye is twitching, just a slight one, but you've never seen it happen.
>"Please do not take this the wrong way, but I have no idea why she has fallen so hard for you."
"Right, she's supposed to be a side of you."
>"A suppressed side."
>Luna answers, sounding more upset at her sister.
>Celestia doesn't answer.
"I am aware of my many faults."
>"Are you?"
>Celestia actually slaps her mouth.

>>42379694
"Wow. I mean wow. That sounded vitriolic. Who do you hate more, me or her?"
>"I'm sorry."
"No, no. I'm sure having to see a more suppressed side come to life brings much self-reflection."
>"Indeed."
>Luna the ever present peanut gallery acknowledges.
>Celestia shakes her head, almost hides her eyes with that flowing mane.
"Well good news, you all going to be aunts."
>"I know! My little Flurry is going to be the best older cousin!"
>Cadance is really taking this in stride.
>You don't share it.
"Well here's some vitriol to share. I'm still furious you all made me a sacrificial lamb. This was a problem you let happen, fucked around, and I'm the one who found out. I hope whatever spawn comes out of me burns down your castle to the down. Or at least eats your favorite cake when you're not looking."
>Celestia sits up straight as you continue.
"So whatever jealousy you having brewing in your mind, cut the crap."
>Stand up in your own chair as you point at her, balancing poorly on the chair.
"My ass has to live with your mistake, you get to sit up in your ivory tower. Unless..."
>Glare at her.
"Did you ever have foals?"
>Luna looks away, deciding her empty tea cup was more interesting.
>Celestia stands up, and walks around the table to you.
>Stare right up at her, feels like staring at Daybreaker.
>She looks you over.
"Hey eyes up here. I don't wear pants anymore, but I ain't an open invitation."
>"Do you have to name her Dyx?"
"Oh my God, you are just like her. I'm going home now."
>Take one big slurp from your cup and bounce.
"Later princesses. Try not to bring about another calamity that's been hiding for a thousand years."
---
>Be Celestia.
>"Sister, is it the attitude perhaps?"
"Luna."
>"Oh, perhaps she reminds you of cake because she is so fat now."
"Anon is not that fat."
>"She jiggles like your jello cakes."
"I like stallions."
>"Careful sister, suppress your desires like that again and maybe we'll get a new version of you. Molestia, all mares beware."
>You're going to switch out her coffee for decaf later.
>Surprise sequel, the end.

>>42379796
This is hilarious keep em coming lol

>>42371299 (OP)
>Anon noooo!....don't follow that shad*wbolt stallion, he will forces you to be part of the shadowbolt's pleasure squad!!!!!

>>42378886
Based story and based sequel.

>>42379838
I can't think of a way to continue it so that's pretty much it.

>>42375480
Command the maid to act dominant and aggressive. She's already got the racism down correctly.

>Noooo stop directing me to ptfg!
>This is totally different and you are oppressing meeeee

>>42380901
You were born after 1999 and you have a twitter account.

>>42380907
Keep wishing to be a pretty mare one day, lardass.

>>42379838
so cute, bitchy mare wife making me bacon and eggs what a sweetheart.

>>42380681
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42344112/#42361466
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41654632/#41663698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeny2iS43I&ab_channel=JCH007
How about a new story/character? Difference is this one Anonmare actually has a personality.
It's a story about the equivalent of CIA Hitler getting his heart melted by these happy little ponies who believe he's just a normal mare and totally not somebody suspicious. Of course his personality shines through when you tempt him. He's truly a symbolic unicorn among the many.

>>42380907
stop replying to the troll, janitor will clean up as usual so stop giving him attention if you want him to go away

>>42380986
Okay. Where do we find that story?

>>42381525
cute!!!

>>42381934
The marbles from the ones Anon keeps losing.

>>42378886
>>42378960
thanks anon that was funny

>>42380289
The fact that Anon scored two alicorns is hilarious despite being an overweight earth pony mare who is such much shorter.

>>42382931
They're Dyx and Nyx. lol

>>42381934
I do love some marbles.

>>42375095
It's takes a man to be best girl

>>42380209
Anon was never seem again.

>>42384220
Until now...

>>42382954
I know, just the size difference is amusing.

>>42385303
Yeah. lmao

>>42385459
Stop choking anonmare, Dyx!

>>42386617
Don't worry, Anon loves it.

>>42387054
hot

>>42381934
>>42382414
Who is this filly?

>>42387839
I have no idea.

>>42387839
I think it's Anonogee. (Lesbian spawn of Anonmare X Apogee)

>>42379796
kino, nice work

>>42387054
Doesn't look like it, though.

https://ponepaste.org/11227
Paste for the story after this thread dies.

>>42389512
Neat. Please post the story in PTFG too.

>>42389550
Did it for them.

>>42389512
good stuff

>>42389550
I have no idea what PTFG is. I just entered this thread to make a silly green.

>>42371315
gaaaay

>>42378345
finally some mother fuckin mchay

>>42391562
Anonmare knows what her fellow anons want.

>>42390724
Human to pony transformation thread. >>42347233

>>42391668
Sex?

>>42392407
Hope you don't mind being crushed.

>>42392594
UNFFFF

>>42393029
Rip anon. Was crushed to death by anonmare because she's so fat.

>>42393418
cute pone

>>42380289
>Adult Nyx with self esteem
I never thought this would be possible.

>>42393418
Damn, hope he recovers ah wait that Anon is dead never mind

>>42385459
god I want dyx to beat the shit out of me

lust never satisfies, it's never enough.
Jesus said whoever commits sin is a slave to sin, and the slave does not live in the house forever. but the son lives in the house forever, so whoever the son sets free is free indeed.

Jesus is the Son of God who died to pay for our sins. He said if we repent and believe in Him, we will have eternal life.

He said whoever comes to Him will not hunger, and whoever believes in Him will never thirst again. Only Jesus can satisfy our actual need which we cover over with porn, distractions, sins, addictions, work, relationships, etc. Only Jesus can satisfy, and in a way leading to eternal life

Nothing would ever convince me becoming the sex that gets pregnant and has to fart that parasite out, ripping you to shreds along the way, could be a good thing

>>42394473
why would you want that, anon?

>>42394710
Nothing could convince me it isn't, so we are at an impasse

>>42394064
lmao

>>42394696
this but replace "jesus" with "celestia"

>>42396030
agreed

>>42396322
Molestia.

>>42394064
I mean, do you see who she's standing next to?

>>42396475
unf

>>42397363
Yeah, Dyx forms character. In one way or another.

>>42397874
>Another
Explain?

>>42394710
Your generation is so selfish, Anon.

>>42397363
Damn, way to roast anonmare.

>>42397719
She's rapidly approaching your location. I suggest you start running.

>>42398666
Thanks Satan.

>>42398668
OH SHIT

>>42398330
Just be glad they won't reproduce.

>>42398666
lol lmao

>>42399215
>that target
sus

>>42399217
RIP Anon #2. Was raped to death by Molestia.

>Day when did you become the soccer mom in Equestria?
>Well it isn't soccer, but something somehow lamer.
>Buckball.
>These ponies combined soccer and football in a weird way.
>The rules make no sense, and you hate watching it.
>Too bad your kids joined their little league version.
>Be Anon.
>Anonmare, wife/husband to Daybreaker.
>Also tard-wrangling foals right now.
"Nyx, Dyx, stop being bone-headed and fighting each other!"
>"But mom, Dyx is being a dick."
>"Nyx stop being a wimp."
"Get your tails out there before I drag you both by the ears home."
>They grumble, but ultimately listen.
>Trot up to the bleachers and sit down.
>Most of the ponies give you a healthy bubble of space.
>"Anon. Get up here."
>A healthy bubble of space thanks to the ex-tyrant wife, Daybreaker.
>"I have acquired a hat of support for this team. Wear it for our fillies."
"Please tell me you got us beer as well."
>"Not that kind of game my light, but we will celebrate later."
>The game starts, one would think having alicorn fillies would give them a leg up on the competition.
>They thought so, but reality seldom meets expectations.
>Hard headbutts, trampling, balls to faces.
"Wreak that brat! Make them cry!"
>Nyx is crying.
"Show them your war face! Teach them fear!"
>Dyx is getting tossed.
"Get back up and put them down harder!"
>Ok, maybe you do get into it a little hard.
>Mare you may be, man you'll always be in your heart.
>Daybreaker has a small blush at your enthusiasm.
>Team is about even, neither team doesn't know how to play the game well, but that doesn't matter to you.
>It matters.
>"Honey. My light. Almost half-time, here are the snacks for the team."
"Hmm? Oh right, the oranges."
>Grab the bag with your mouth and do an awkward side shuffle down the bleachers.
>Horsie moves will never get easier, but you don't trip this time.
"I'm coming. I'm coming."
>The girls are panting in the grass.
>Slowly they rise like the undead to claim what little carbs orange slices could give.
>Other fillies and colts join them.
"All right, one at a time. No need to get grabby."
>Sure enough little noses are pushing past you to get the best smelling treat.
>"Thanks Anonmare."
>"Y-yeah. Thanks Mrs. Anon Dawnbreaker."
"Anon is fine."
>"Thanks mom!"
"You're doing great out there kids."
>They're all happy, but your ears catch some conversation.
>"Dyx, dude, how do you do it?"
>"What are gibbering on about now?"
>"You're mom. She's a total MILF."
>"She's literally the copy of Aunt Celestia. Of course she is."
>"Not her."
>No.
>"Anon mom? I, uh, you sure?"
>"Bucking tartarus, she has it going on. Humph."
>"Not you too. What is up with colts in my class."
>Nyx approaches her sister and the colts.
>"Ew, not you all too. That's our mom."
>The colts nod in agreement with each other.
>"She's hot. I'd totally tap that."
>"You'd get turn to ashes, but stallion that would be a worthy death just to tap that MILF."
>No, no, no.
>Your stomach churns.
>Hold it together.
>Don't start a scene.

>>42400707
>Make your way off the field, not up the bleachers.
>Behind the bleachers.
>Children.
>Children called you a MILF.
>You want to hurl, if you had beer you would be right now.
>How has your life gotten here!?
>"Anon? My light? You look terribly distressed."
>Daybreaker snuck up behind you.
>She's too tall to hide behind the bleachers.
"Hey. Just give me a moment. You can head back."
>Her wing drapes over you like a shield.
>She likes to do that to you.
>"What happened?"
"Daybreaker. I'm a--"
>Realization falls on your face.
"I'm a MILF."
>A small snort escapes her.
>Daybreaker's cheeks puff out.
>She's trying to suppress a laugh.
>Looking away as a tear surfaces from her eyes.
"A MILF!"
>"I heard you. Give me. Just give me a moment to compose myself."
>Evil Celestia looks down to you.
>Then breaks down laughing.
>"Anon. My light. You can't look that way and not expect me to be able to hold it together."
"You're a thousand year old super horse, my Flame. I have high expectations of you. How am I a MILF?"
>"Have you considered that you might be attractive?"
"Be serious!"
>"My little light. Regardless how you see yourself other's were bound to find you attractive."
"I will never understand ponies."
>Stop a moment.
>Both of you look up to the herd of ponies looking over the bleachers as you talk with your wife.
"Do you all mind?"
>"No. This is better than the game."
"Go watch your kids!"
>"Nopony is a goat here."
"Fine then you asses."
>"Or donkeys."
"Which one of your colts called me a MILF?"
>"You know what, the game is more interesting now."
>Can't help but facehoof.
>Wife gives you a pity pat on the back.
>"There there, I'm sure nothing will come to this."
---
>"Hey mom, check out this cool new song. I'm in it!"
>You listen.
>"Dyx's mom has it goin' on. She's all I want and I waited for so long."
>Oh fuck no.
>Surprise Trilogy, The End.

>>42400752
LMAO! All the colts like the mares thick.

>>42400394
Lucky guy.

>>42400752
kek nice

>>42399215
How does a pony operate gun triggers?

>>42402359
Same way they open doors.

>>42400394
unf

>>42402809
Be careful. Unless you want to be next.

>>42402966
Not like I can say yes or no to the molestia, eh?

>>42403703
Fair enough.

>>42402359
with magic dumbass

>>42402966
Me next!!!

>>42405035
Correct.

>>42405131
Molestia and Liddy are rapidly approaching your location. I suggest you write your will.

>>42405287
plz spare me

>>42405875
nah you're done for

>>42374287
My cock demands all the catalog

>>42406294
Rip Anon #3. Raped to death by Liddy and Molestia.

>>42406676
anons are dropping one by one, this is so sad

>>42406676
>Molestia and Liddy
What's the Cadence counterpart then?

>>42404589
Earth ponies and Pegasi too?

>>42406924
They need to be more careful. lol

>>42406925
Cadepstein.

>>42407693
Can't be careful if they can use their magic to seal your fate, it's quite a game over state no matter what.

>>42405287
unf

>>42407671
pegasi can use wings to carry guns and earth ponies can cope and seethe

>>42408042
Just get a filly and given her enough coffee to kill a grown man. Scares all the horny mares away.

>>42408448
Capdepstein is rapidly approaching your location.

>>42409045
oh noes :(

>>42407696
>>42409045
Oy vey.

>>42409401
Rip Anon #4. Was raped to death by Cadepstein.

>>42409824
Another one bites the dust!

>>42410184
Be careful or you may be next.

>>42410236
I'd rather not be next, thanks.

>>42410736
Sending you 1 caffeinated filly to ward off the horny mares.

>>42411032
Bless you, anon.

>>42409043
Stop giving coffees to foals!

>>42412051
No. I need my army of caffeinated fillies to ward off Molestia, Liddy, and Cadepstein. Nothing scares away horny mares like a squeaky menace with enough caffeine in them to kill an elephant.

>>42412276
Could you take over Equestria with such caffeinated fillies?

>>42412535
Probably.

>>42412814
Probably? I think you mean ABSOLUTELY!

>>42409043
Nah, the horny mares make them watch.

>>42413233
unf how fortunate

>>42375095
Bro, I can smell you from here. Everytime you parade generic incelspeak, you smell worse.

>>42413740
Simp

>>42413177
YES!

>>42413233
You underestimate my army of caffeinated fillies.

>>42414152
I mean what's the worst they can do? Reee at their enemies? Pathetic!

>>42414543
>he doesn't know

>>42415108
The fillies are small they cant do shit even with caffeine.

>>42416001
Yeah ok buddy enjoy dying when they kill your stupid ass

>>42416416
You're implying that fillies can even harm anything, kiss my ass faggot I can win this easily.

>>42416952
https://youtu.be/9_FO80IJsjo?si=hMLCb-Mcud-VgfVE
0:58 is what is gonna happen to your ass when they get you.

>>42417081
Oh god...

>>42417553
Yep, you're next Anon.

>>42418517
Ah hell no.

>>42418540
My army of caffeinated fillies is rapidly approaching your location.

>>42418834
please stop anon please

>>42419419
Rip Anon #5. Was devoured by my army of caffeinated fillies.

>>42419513
grim...

>>42419874
You're next on the chopping block, Anon.

>>42420064
No I don't want to die...

This thread is getting strange.

>>42420474
When does /mlp/ NOT get strange, anon?

>>42420708
Good question.

>>42376587
maretism

>>42421215
they got autism for PONIES?!

>>42421529
Yes, it's called the pie family.

>>42421885
They're more of hermits who isolate themselves so their social skills are hampered by that and not autism

>>42422451
Nah they got the pietism

>>42423034
Who doesn't have the 'tism???

>>42423504
Nopony. Equestria is Autism Central

>>42399215
Like saying Limestone isn't a big shot?

>>42371299 (OP)
amre

>>42424006
DID SOMEONE SAY BIG SHOT!?

>>42424680
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE [BIG SHOT] ANON?

>>42425415
No, I wanna be a TV host.

>>42425635
look at him go! wow!

>>42372472
kek mangos are heaven for bat ponies

>>42426131
well obviously lol

>>42412051
No.

>>42371299 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with going for Anonmare. She's a mare in measurable facet.

>>42409043
I too love coffee, it is glorious.

>>42427239
Who doesn't?

>>42398666
Came here to inform you that I have found love through the form of a human female (vagina haver) and she loves me.
Just take the dildo out yo ass and go fuck you stupid fucking faggot.

>>42427538
Doubt (X)

>>42427542
>>Doubt (X)
no doubts here, I have sex

>>42426131
> Cut to anon bat pony mare being cuddled and kissed by the bat pony stallion while eating the mango.

>>42427772
UNFFFF

>>42427547
>X

>>42394473
me too

>>42427908
Is sex with a girl really so uncommon now?

>>42424680
no

>>42394473
agreed, it would be so nice haha

>42428211
>image
Post discarded.

>>42427898
Damn it, now I want to write a fanfic about it.

>>42428211
Yes.

>>42429057
Nothing from stopping you from doing it

>>42424680
>>42425635
I dont get this

>>42429932
It's just some zoomer game dont worry.

>>42430186
Ahh ok

>>42428211
More that most of those of us who have it also often have the panache not to think we'll impress image board denizens by being boastful about it.
As the truism goes, we are stimulated to signal in the face of ambiguity, not confidence.

>>42371299 (OP)
I like her

>>42429641
Soon.

>>42431457
when?

>>42376841
me and her

>>42432153
what is ur favourite beer

>>42432147
Not sure yet.

>>42432325
any set time or/

>>42433083
When it's ready, it's ready so wait, Anon.

>>42371302
lol

>>42433922
how is that funny

>>42434506
Because it is, do you not have any humor BUDDY?

>>42433532
Thanks Nonny.

>>42433083
>>42433532
Did it. Posted the story in transformation.
>>42433145

>>42436013
Could you post it in here as well?

>>42436723
> You happily munch on the mango. It tastes like heaven thanks to your new bat pony senses.
> A grey bat pony stallion is cuddling you closely and showering you with kisses. Which you're definitely pretending to like. You're definitely not at all enjoying this. That'd be gay, right?
> He then suddenly nibbles a little on your ear, causing you to moan. You try to stifle it by covering your mouth with your hooves. Unfortunately it's too late by the time you cover your mouth.
> He smiles in response. The moan encouraging the stallion to nibble even more your ears. Holding you even closer to him, his grip tightening.
> You slowly melt with pleasure as he nibbles on your ears and you finish up the mango. Letting out the occasional moan. Like putty in his hooves.
> You try telling yourself that this is gay and you should resist, but your body refuses. Before you know it, he's on top of you, kissing you passionately on the lips. Clutching you as tightly as possible. Your left back leg twitches slightly.
> And at the worst possible time, Twilight enters. "Anon, I-" She pauses, stares at the two of you, and then leaves, closing the door behind her.
> "That was awkward. Now where were we?~" The stallion says. Nibbling on your neck. You can feel something hard and long pressing against your marehood. Which is currently quite wet.
> It causes an especially loud moan to escape your mouth. Your face tomato red from how hard you're blushing. At this point this bat pony has completely dominated you. You can only let out a submissive bat-like screech.
> Your eyes roll back and you drool a little as the stallion ruts you. Your flanks clapping and jiggling as he pounds you. Pleasure overwhelming your batty brain.
> "You're mine now cutie!~" He says as he spanks your flank. You let out a squeal in response. The stallion peppering your face with kisses.
> Your crotch feels hotter and hotter. Completely overwhelmed with pleasure. Before you know it, your pussy is squirting everywhere. His long rod twitching inside of you. Close to orgasming too.
> He lets out a groan and bites down on your neck as he cums in you. Cuddling up to you and nuzzling his face into the top of your head. You instinctively nuzzles into his chest fluff in response. Feeling surprisingly content.
> Perhaps this isn't so bad. Maybe staying as a bat pony mare wouldn't be so bad. You cling to him tightly and he clings back even tighter. Slowly you both fall asleep together, cuddling.

>>42437192
Then Starlight comes in and watches.

>>42437192
UNFFF

>>42437192
Wow...

>>42432264
any sorts of beer it seems

>>42438607
Whiskey would be best for her.

>>42438992
I could go for a whiskey right about now for many personal reasons

>>42430652
>(X) Doubt

>>42439536
Such as?

Fuck, this is ten years old at the least.

>>42440696
Man, where has the time gone?

>>42440696
kek

>>42440696
I can't believe Big Mac would do this

This is a tranny thread, that im going to sage

>>42442059
He was just horny, it's all ok!

>>42442570
ah right lol

>>42371299 (OP)
cute pony

>>42442059
At least not if she wasn't willing, that's for sure.

>>42440696
unf

>>42438172
Nice.

>>42394473
same

>>42427547
Very much doubtful, you're on /mlp/ after all.

>>42446690
Very much? He's a liar!

>>42438172
Not the worst ending.

>>42447810
So an average ending?

>>42438172
hot

>>42438172
Love this.

>>42438172
unfff

>>42371299 (OP)
That's cute.

>>42449641
of course it is

>>42374795
That's pointed at someone else but not me

>>42438172
I wonder what Twilight and Anon would discuss when they meet after that.

>>42438172
why am I erect reading this

>>42447980
A pretty good one.

>>42451622
The greatest, even?

>>42451444
nice trips

>>42451444
Why not?

>>42452874
True...

>>42451444
checked

>>42451444
Good taste.

>>42440696
lol

>>42451444
We all are.

>>42455264
Not true, I can say otherwise for me.

>>42455667
Not my problem

>>42456170
Rude

Hahah imagine luring stallions to have sex with you and in the middle of the act you reveal you were a dude all along, would be so funny!

>>42456746
LOL

>>42456746
What a prank!

>>42456746
>Have mare bits and ovaries
>The stallion can rut you silly and make you pregnant
That's not the winning move you think it is.

>>42456746
how would it be funny?

>>42457657
It just is.

>>42458020
That is not a good response.

>>42458540
And?

>>42458995
ITS NAUGHT GOOD.

>>42456746
KEEEK

>>42457313
Theb you can say to your foals you were a dude, even better!

>>42459801
I don't think your foals would understand that

>>42430186
>A "zoomer" game
>Written by a pseudo-autistic millennial...
>For all millennials (and zoomies).

>My Little Pony G4
>Directed by Lauren Faust whom is autistic
>For little girls (and autistic millennials)

The difference is so minor.

Why can't people like Undertale/Deltarune *and* MLP? The fanbase doesn't dictate how good or bad something actually is.

>>42460406

Because the later finds the former annoying and the former finds the later childish.

These two pieces of media you mentioned mighty have been originally made for kids, but with adults they practically pander each to one of the two polar opposite sides of the political spectrum, and you are asking why they can't be both enjoyed at the same time.

>>42460882
What the actual fuck are you talking about? Pandering to the political spectrum!?

>>42460406
are you actually that mad

>>42461546
He really is, LOL

>>42456746
We call that a classic Bridget maneuver.

>>42462169
kek

>>42456746
ha... ha?

>>42460406
Deltarune is still a shit game, Anon.

>>42463210
L

>>42463595
It's the hard cold truth.

>>42456746
>not waiting until after the birth of your fist foal so their first words to him are "faggot"
Best joke ever.

>>42464559
absolutely based joke

>>42464559
lol

>>42464559
KEK niice

>>42464559
Psychological warfare.

>>42465885
A very evil one

>>42465885
more like Faggotlogical warfare

>>42467143
kek

>>42464559
That's no way to raise a foal.

>>42468074
So how would you raise a foal then?

>>42468396
NTA, but like how any other pony would, duhh?

>>42468931
Like? How?

>>42469372
Sigh... Anon...

>>42371299 (OP)
Haha.

>>42470430
Yeah?

>>42470960
what

>>42471313
It's nothing.

This thread has lost its direction completely.

>>42472650
Yo mama has lost her direction completely.

>>42472650

>Anonmare stared across the table at the green stallion sitting opposite of her.
>The two of them were seated underneath a parasol in the outdoor area of one of the cafés in town, waiting for their order.
>It was a fairly nice early afternoon, ponies were laughing and talking as they went about town.
>The sun was shining but a refreshing breeze was keeping the summer heat away.
>She and Anonstallion had been in Equestria for a couple of months now, just long enough to get comfortable really.
>The townsponies had been gracious enough to get them set up in one of the disused cottages at the edge of town.
>They had also both been lucky, neither one of them were an excessive troublemaking shithead.
>The two of them had been enraptured by the sights and experiences all around them since their arrival.
>The genuine kindness of the ponies, the quaint architecture of the town, the fresh air and liveliness of nature all around them.
>Getting used to the hooves and all was a little awkward, but they had figured it out quick enough.
>Yeah they had a lot of questions about why and how they were here, in the end they just said fuck it and decided to roll with it.
>Whatever the odds, they had agreed to make the most of the opportunity that presented itself.
>Even finding work had gone far more smoothly than she had expected it to.
>But now, today, they were here.
>They often met up to eat together or just hang out whenever they had spare time.
>Talk about all the cute mares and how their days were going, planning places to check out or events and activities they could attend.
>This time was a little different.
>Anonmare's expression was neutral when she finally spoke up.
"...you want us to get married."

>>42473720
>He smiled awkwardly and rubbed the back of his neck while avoiding her gaze.
>"W-Well, yeah... I know it's a bit sudden, it's just that I've been thinking and..."
>And?
>To be honest, she had expected him to try and rape her the moment they had woken up here together.
>He didn't, he didn't even try to make a move on her, flirt or be suggestive, the entire time they were together.
>His proposition was casual and came practically out of nowhere.
>"...we've been having such a good time together, and you're kinda cute, it... it feels like the right move, y'know?"
>Anonmare was incredulous.
"...Out of all the wonderful, beautiful mares you COULD be asking out, you're asking to marry ME?"
"Not even ask out, legit just skipping straight to marriage. You KNOW I'm a guy, right?"
>The stupid stallion's ears folded back and he blushed pathetically.
>"S-Sorry! I keep forgetting. You've seen and heard yourself, it's too easy to think of you as.. one of them."
>They had been over this several times when first getting to know one another.
>Every time he would inevitably wind up talking to her like she was a mare.
>Eventually she just gave up on correcting him.
>It was less confusing for the other ponies anyway.
>"B-Besides, it's not gay if you really are a mare-"
>She closed her eyes, rested her hoof squarely on the bridge of her snoot and took a deep breath.
"For fucks sake Anon... you know I don't care about that shit. I'm just confused, alright? What changed? Did something happen?"
>Before Anonstallion could respond, the stallion that was their waiter arrived, both eyebrows raised.
>"Sir.. Madame.. two daisy sandwiches, two carrot smoothies?"
>Anonmare nodded and the waiter placed their order in front of them.
>"Please enjoy."
>And he was gone.
>Anonmare picked up her sandwich and started eating while Anonstallion just fidgeted his hooves.
>After a moment he settled down and began slurping his smoothie.
>What the fuck was she going to do with this faggot...

>>42473728
>rape

>>42473728
Oooh new green, nice.

>>42473728
>she had expected him to try and rape her the moment they had woken up here together
Unironically, I would do that. That faggot would give birth to my anonymous foals, whether she likes it or not.

>>42473728
That's cute!

>>42473728
wholesome anonpony love

>>42473802
cute

>>42472650
same for many others

>>42475504
True.

>>42461207
huh what now

>>42473728
>It had been a solid minute without him saying anything.
>He seemed to be content to let her eat before continuing the conversation and that was fine as far as Anonmare was concerned.
>She watched him having his half of their meal, watched him trying very hard to look in any direction other than hers.
>At one point he nearly knocked over his smoothie glass with a shaky movement of his hoof.
>The guy wasn't joking, in fact he must have been way more nervous about his little proposal than she had given him credit for.
>By the time she was finished with her sandwich, the comfy town atmosphere had eased away the last of her alarm over the whole thing.
>This didn't need to be a big deal.
"Hey. Anon. Relax. Just talk to me buddy."
>He gave her a shy smile and actually looked at her for a moment before looking away again.
>"Y-Yeah... I mean- no- nothing happened. I've been feeling amazing lately, being here- it's like a dream come true-"
>He was right about that. They'd talked about it plenty of times. Here, they were finally free to actually just... live.
>"-and I got to share it with you. Not just by myself... yeah, I would have been happy on my own, too, but-"
>He took probably the biggest deep breath Anonmare had ever seen.
>"The ponies, they don't know about Earth, about the show, about the fandom or the board. If we tried to explain it to them, they'd think we were crazy."
>"But YOU know. You understand me, you understand why this is so special. And I think..."
>That...
>"That I love you."
>Okay, it was a big deal.

>>42476710
where's the >rape

>>42476710
quite the mad stallion, I don't think anonmare is feelin' it and will probably never will?

>>42476710
>Anonmare could feel herself tense up.
>Part of her wanted to kick Anonstallion in the balls and get out of there.
>Which would be a pretty rude thing to do to the pony who was essentially her best friend right now.
>He didn't deserve that.
>"Listen, just hear me out-"
>She had the straw of her smoothie in her mouth and was drinking it probably a little faster than she should have been.
>Anonstallion looked like he was going to have a heart attack.
>"We're already living together. We go on dates-"
"-we hang out, as friends. They're not dates. We agreed-"
>"-that we would be better off exploring Equestria together-"
"-because it was convenient. It's easier having-"
>"-someone you can count on when everything is weird and new."
>...
>A couple of passing mares noticed them and were nudging each other, giggling and whispering.
>A stallion at another table was giving Anonstallion a look of utmost sympathy.
>Maybe this wasn't the best place to be doing this right now.
"Let's just drop this for a minute. Finish your sandwich."
>Anonstallion was visibly deflated, but he nibbled away shakily while Anonmare pulled her bag out from under the table and rummaged for a bit to leave to the waiter.
>"You're tipping again.."
"Yeah."
>Soon enough they were on their hooves again, saddlebags fastened and ready to move on.
"C'mon, we're going to the park."
>Anonstallion gave her a quizzical look but was too busy struggling with his apparent despair to argue.
>Nopony was paying them any attention now.
>The meandering walk through the streets did wonders for her peace of mind.
>It never got old. Cosy storefronts, planters filled with colourful flowers, asiles of leafy green trees, the sound of hooves on cobble, the smiles and frequent hellos and howdys from everypony she crossed.
>If she listened carefully, at every corner she could hear a rhythm playing.
>She smiled. Not even the faggot's sulking could ruin this.

>>42477207
This is getting really good! Please more!

>>42477207
Aww, cheer up good old anonstallion because this is a good green, nice.

>>42477207
interesting.

>>42477207
pretty gud green

>>42477207
>A stallion at another table was giving Anonstallion a look of utmost sympathy.
How nice of them.

>>42479212
They're probably had a similar situation without the you know what, probably?

>Getting praised for my autistic story
I'm happy that you guys are enjoying the green.

>>42477207
>Speaking of, the poor guy seemed like he wasn't doing too-too bad when she turned her head to check on him.
>A little resigned maybe, but he wasn't dragging his hooves as he followed behind.
>Of course normally he would be walking WITH her, not just trailing her like a lost puppy.
>She slowed down so he could come up alongside her.
>When he looked up at Anonmare, she returned the look.
>Somehow that was enough to perk him back up.
>"...We checked with every place we've been to. You don't have to tip."
"Psh- shut up, I'll do what I want. I already told you why I do it."
>"You want them to feel appreciated. I get it. For everything they gave us over the years."
>"But that doesn't explain why you also paid when it was my turn."
>Anonmare rolled her eyes.
"Because I could. But if I had KNOWN you were going to confess then I would have let you go right ahead."
>Well, that shut him up. Okay 'Mare, pull it back a bit. Ugh, why did he have to ask an annoying question like that anyway?
"Besides, if the year is right, that means Rarity hasn't been born yet, so SOMEPONY has to pick up the slack."
>Anonstallion snorted. That was enough to spur him into playful mocking.
>"How very humble of you."
>She smirked. That was more like it.
>"You have good qualities you know. I admire you. Really."
>Well fuck. Nevermind then. Anonmare grumbled and decided that suddenly the scenery was more interesting than Anon's bleeding heart.
>They were getting close to the park now anyway. Whatever. It was a nice compliment, she just hated the connotation that went with it.

>>42479906
It's hilarious and I love it.

>>42479913
>Anonmare's mind drifted as her hooves led the way.
>She wasn't trying to be generous earlier. She wasn't. She just owed a debt and paying it meant seeing ponies happy.
>Plus, throwing bits around made her feel like she was in control. There was nothing generous about that, it was selfish.
>Did Anonstallion really find that appealing, or what?
>He could have stepped up and stopped her, insisted it was his turn, but he didn't, so why bother bringing it up?
>The arrangement was useful when they were more strapped for cash and trying to be fair about it.
>If it wasn't necessary anymore then it didn't matter.
>Her mind churned with excuses, but in the end she had to admit that today she just felt like it.
>Felt like paying for him.
>That was all, it didn't need to be complicated, there were no bells or whistles attached to what she did.
>But maybe Anonstallion had read it differently- no, obviously he had.
>Did he think that she liked him? Is that where this came from? It was wishful thinking on his part.
>You do like him.
>Shut the fuck up brain. You retarded piece of shit. He's my ponybro. I'm looking out for my ponybro.
>Like OBVIOUSLY checking out mares and having a good time is more fun together.
>Do you see any watch streams around here? Any cons? Literally any other anon?
>THIS is what she had, and she was going to hold onto it as best as she could.
>Why did he have to get so weird about it all of a sudden?
>Because you're a mare.
>Thank you captain obvious. Yes, it was because she was a mare. Yes, she would probably have tried to tap 'this' if she had been the stallion instead.
>She let out a loud frustrated groan, startling Anonstallion whom for a moment she had forgotten was still beside her.
>"Erm. You alright?"

>>42480145
I hope this doesn't end in >rape

>>42480145
>shut the fuck up brain
Anonmare is going to get romantic with Anonstallion by complete accident, lol

>>42480145
I hope this ends in >rape

>>42479906
It's an uplifting feeling, isn't it?

>>42480145
I like where this is going.

>>42480666
me on the right

>>42480145
>tries to set him up with another mare
>things hit off well
>anonmare starts feeling left out
>she realized she made a terrible mistake
>rapes anonstallion
it all works out in the end

This is the second good green I've seen so far this month that involved anonmare and anonstallion. Maybe >>42473802 this picture is just enchanted to bring quality to threads it's posted in

>>42480925
True

>>42480925
lots of kino greens, it's so great

>>42481796
indeed

>>42480925
Yeah, the anonfamily thread was my inspiration.
I loved anon's green about anonmare and anonstallion bringing anons to Equestria by having little anonponies together.
There needs to be more of that.
So confirmed that picture is probably enchanted.

>>42482731
cute!

>>42482731
I desperately hope I haven't peaked with that so early into greentext writing

>>42480145
pretty guud

>>42483314
We'll see but we're all interested for the next one!

>>42484121
indeed

>>42483314
I feel you friend. Don't worry about expectations, a piece of writing is what it is. I might massively fuck up too. If that happens we can laugh about it and/or condemn my/your/our terrible taste in fiction.

>>42479906
its fantastic

>>42480145
>He was genuinely concerned.
"No. Look, we're here."
>They passed by the railings that marked the boundary of the town park, the clip-clop of their hooves giving way to the sound of fine gravel crunching underhoof.
>This place was a little more built up than say Ponyville, but the ponies here still put a large emphasis on being close to earth and nature.
>There were plenty of little green spaces and gardens everywhere in town, but this park in particular had been carefully zoned early on.
>It was cute how eager some of the ponies were to talk about the town's history- they were proud of it, and they had every reason to be.
>It wasn't small, and a lot of community effort went into maintaining it all.
>Anonmare led Anonstallion off the path pretty much immediately, feeling the warm soft grass under her hooves as she skirted the bloom of flowers that greeted this entrance.
"See this? This is worth admiring. Not me."
>Anonstallion furrowed his brow as he followed her, taking in the colours, watching the little bees coming and going.
>"I do. And you are. I love this place, I come here too you know? Besides, you're part of this now- I know you don't really talk about your job, but I, uhm.."
>She gave him a suspicious glance. She knew what he was going to say.
>"I thought it was.. kind of adorable when you decided to become a flowermare."
>She gagged a little.
"Don't get the wrong idea faggot. I-"
>"You don't have to explain yourself Anon, it's okay."
>But she did. To herself.
"I wanted to do something that mattered alright? Something that wasn't like anything that I did back on Earth. Something that a pony would do."
>Something that a cute mare would do.
>Anonmare gritted her teeth and pushed that intrusive thought into the woodchipper.
>Really, there was nothing wrong with the job. It was nice actually.
>Her boss was a friendly mare who ran one of the flower shops in the town.
>Anonmare would follow her around doing rounds, checking on all the flowerboxes, planters and gardens that were under her boss' jurisdiction, which did include parts of this park as well, yes.
>Watering, picking, sorting, talking to customers, handling orders and deliveries, tidying the shop, whatever the flowerboss wanted.
>It was essentially an apprenticeship, her boss even loaned her books on flowers and garden cultivation and stuff AND she got paid.
>Almost sickening how good it was. How much faith that pony put in her. And all she did was walk in and ask if she was looking for full-time help.
>That's when she felt in her heart just how strongly she wanted to do this.
>Meanwhile Anonstallion was doing some dumb job pulling carts around with a bunch of other stallions. Hah!
>She WAS proud of herself, but somehow when the faggot mentioned it, she felt gross. And she didn't know why.
>You don't want him to hit on you. Just tell him you're not interested.
>......
>You DON'T want that, right?
>"Anon?"
"Huh?"

>>42485999
nice trips and pretty great update to the green

>>42485999
Flower anon.

>>42485999
That's pretty cute, nice.

>>42460406
Its popular so they must hate it,

I was I was anonfilly so I could grow up alongside Sunburst and become his anonmare

he could pin me down underneath that cloak of his and no one would be aware as he presses his sexy beard against me and >rapes me.

>>42485999
Very cute. I hope she gives anonstallion a chance.

>>42485999
lovely

>>42487534
Potty mouth anon.
Twilight won't be pleased.

>>42487534
That is some RUDE speaking!

>>42489501
Just a evil filly.

>>42490203
more like a meanie but ok

>>42490680
A evil meanie meaner meanin' filly!

>>42490894
Wow...

>>42491261
yep that's one meaaaan filly alright.

>>42485999
moar plz?

>>42485999
>"Are you listening..? You had this really serious expression and were spacing out.."
"Wha? Oh. Yeah I guess I was."
>She realised she had been standing there staring into the colourful arrangement before her.
>Idly she raised a hoof to touch the flowers, carefully caressing them.
>For a second she didn't care what Anonstallion thought.
>They were still near the entrance and a few ponies were coming and going, one mare perked when she saw them.
>"Hiya Ms Anon, Mr Stallion! They're beautiful right?" The flowers.
>"Oh, um, hey Miss Touché." 'Mr Stallion' was doing his best to act like everything was fine.
>Anonmare recognised the pony as one who liked throwing little get togethers. She'd held one for her and Anon as a kind of welcome party.
>Not exactly a Pinkie level affair, but it was very sweet. She also ran the town's debate club.
"Hiya Tea, yeah, they are. I love them."
>Tea gave her such a happy little smile, 'Mare couldn't help but genuinely smile back.
>"I'm sorry I've gotta run, I hope you have a nice day!"
"Yeah, you too!"
>With a little parting wave Tea was off trotting into town, off living her little mare life, leaving the two anonponies to continue their.. thing.
"You see that Anon? I'm not that. I'll never be that. We're both better off finding a mare who can make us happy."
>Anonstallion poked sullenly at the grass and looked around, searching aimlessly. He had no other answers.
>"I already found one Nonny..."
>She sighed.
>This was impossible, she wasn't going to convince him there were better options, there was only one pony that really meant something to him right now.
>Her choices were to either embrace whatever this was, or to grind his heart into the dirt. She hated it. Each had consequences she didn't want to commit to.
>All she could do was keep stalling and hope she could find the right way forward out of this.
"The spot I wanted to bring you to isn't far now. We'll.. We'll figure this out. I'll figure this out."
>There was that concerned expression again. Like he was worried she was going to break down or something.
>She WAS acting strange, she realised that. A few words had turned her lunch break with her friend into a twisting labyrinth of fear and uncertainty.
>But this world kept pulling her back out of it, grounding her, reassuring her. Like no matter what she chose, there would be a happy ending, eventually.
>Anonmare brought them further into the park, passing a statue of the town's founders. A mare and a stallion.
>She couldn't bring herself to look at the inscription written on the base.
>They passed fountains and sculptures, crossed over pathways, wove around hedges, stepped through the shade of old trees.
>Most of the route kept them on the green lawns. She wanted to keep feeling the grass under her. Needed it.
>Then, she was out of time and space to keep running.

>>42492682
>Anonstallion stepped next to her as she stopped in place.
>"Is this it..?"
"Yeah."
>It wasn't anything special. Just another wide lawn ringed by trees and away from the path. Ponies could come here if they wanted a quiet picnic or to watch the stars in peace or something.
>Anonmare let herself roll over in the grass, laid back and just stared up at the vast blue sky.
>The sun was bright but not harsh like Earth's could be. Still, she tried not to stare at it. She didn't want to find out if Celestia had a fetish for burning pony retinas.
>Anon sat down next to her as she watched two pegasi glide across the sky at high altitude.
>There was another one hovering not far above the park grounds, but she swooped down out of sight, presumably after locating a friend on the ground.
>Nopony else was around. It was time to get it over with.
"Anon.. what does the future look like to you? The one where we get married."
>He took his time, hesitating, but he had already proposed and confessed to her, he might as well just be honest at this point.
>"I was.. thinking we could have a family.."
"You want to blow your load inside me."
>That startled him.
>"N-No! It.. it doesn't have to be about sex Anon, I-"
"Oh for.. where the hell do you think foals come from idiot? Wait.."
>It doesn't have to be about sex. What?
>The gears in Anonmare's mind slowly turned, clicking into place.
>She sat up, eyes wide with surprise and pointed her hoof at him.
"Holy shit you're a moralfag!"
>Anonstallion was frozen in place, like he'd been caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar.
>"A-And you're not??"
>No. Way. This is why he never made a move on her, never tried anything suggestive, never made any lewd jokes or comments.
"You want to look at my teats? Touch my marepussy?"
>He recoiled a little, keeping his eyes away from her.
>It was true. He loved her and he didn't even want to check her bits. Was that even possible??
"I could bend over right now, let you have your way with me. Plap plap plap pla-"
>"ANON! STOP! This isn't you! You're not like this!"

>>42492455
Sorry for edging you Anon.
I needed to do some revisions.
Don't worry, I have... ideas.

>>42492707
>You want to look at my teats? Touch my marepussy?
Yes!

>>42492707
Unf

>>42492707
Excellent, we're getting to a good part I see!
>>42492718
>edging me
lol, no worries

>>42492707
>"Holy shit you're a moralfag!"
lol

>>42493055
>pic
Hot

>>42493055
Nice. Source?

>>42494552
source is https://img2.rule34.us/images/af/83/af8321b93fbb9eea82658e04e0a0b243.png

>>42492707
Oooh fantastic as usual

>>42492707
Getting spicy, haha

>>42495405
indeed

>>42492707
>She narrowed her eyes.
"Yes. I am. Who do you think you're talking to? I want to FUCK mares."
>"Well it's not like you even CAN anymore, CAN you??"
>Okay, that hurt.
>She wanted to think it was because of what he said, and not because it was the first time he had really raised his voice to her like that.
>Anonmare brought her face close to his and looked into his eyes when he turned to stare at her.
"Take it back Anon.."
>She tried to keep it level, but she could hear the hurt whine in her voice betraying her.
>Whatever he saw in her eyes, he folded instantly.
>"I take it back. I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, I-"
"You know exactly what you said."
>She leant back as a bitter kind of silence brew between them.
>Tears were building up in Anonstallion's eyes and starting to roll down his cheeks.
>He slumped down against the ground, trying to hide his face between his forelegs.
>"I'm sorry Nonny.. please.. please don't tell me that I fucked it up.."
>What should have been a proud stallion was sobbing in front of her, broken.
>Anonmare's heart twisted. She felt sick. This isn't what she wanted. Equestria was meant to be happy. SHE was the one who fucked up.
>Slowly she got up and sat closer, placing one of her hooves on his, and using her other hoof to rub his back.
"...Nothing you said today was wrong..."
>She could feel it now, the thorn that was digging into her. She needed to rip it out.
"I'm never going to fuck a mare. Never feel what it's like to cum inside best pony. Even if I find a mare to love, I won't be able to have foals with her."
"I'm a piece of fucking meat for stallions to play with!"
>Anonstallion was pressing his hoof back against hers. She was trembling, gritting her teeth for the second time.
>"Don't ever say that about yourself again."
>He was looking up at her, sunlight glistening off of the dew in his eyes.
>'Mare helped him to sit up and drew in a sharp breath.
"You got lucky Anon. Made it to Equestria, even got your very own anonmare to romance. Funny, isn't it?"
>Her friend's tears were drying, but she felt cold inside.
>"Nonny..."

>>42496179
It's happening?

>>42496179
Best green on the board

>>42496179
It's your chance Anonstallion, rape her

>>42496179
Kino, let's see it, eh?

>>42494574
Thanks!

>>42496179
Lovely!

>>42496179
I CANT WAIT

bump

>>42494574
Unf

I know there's a fucking leprechaun in here somewhere. I hope this is exactly what he wanted.

>>42498169
who?

>>42498169
Schizo!

>>42496755
agreed!

>>42496179
>She gave him a sad smile.
"You get it now? This is the role I got stuck with. I'm an accessory to your happy fantasy."
>There was a glint of clarity in Anonstallion's eyes. For a moralfag that had to have been a critical hit.
>"I was thinking about myself. I wasn't considering how unfair it was to you. You seemed so chill and cheerful, I thought you would just accept it-"
"I've been trying. Distracting myself. We've had enough to keep us busy the last two months. I really did feel good Anon. Even.. like this."
>"But then I dragged you back, forced you to face the issue. Made you think about.. what you couldn't have. I even rubbed it in your face.. then cried even though I was the one who hurt you."
"You didn't force me to do anything, I could have ditched you any time I wanted, and you cried because you cared-"
>"Because I was scared Nonny. Scared you were going to hate me, that I had soured our connection forever, that my selfish dream was going to wither and die like it probably should."
>'Mare was starting to feel a little light headed. Breathing too quickly.
>Anonstallion carefully cupped her head between his forelegs.
>"Breathe Nonny. Please. Just tell me what you want."
"..I want to get married. To you.. I want to marry you."
>The only sound was her breathing. She was trying to control it, to not freak out or throw up.
>Neither of them knew how to react. All Anonmare could do was close her eyes and wait.
>Eventually the pounding of her heart subsided, she could feel the fresh air filling her lungs and the hold on her head relaxed as Anon placed his hooves back down.
>She opened her eyes and looked at her companion. There wasn't joy or sadness or anything there, he was just stunned, his eyes unfocused, blinking, like he was trying to unravel the cosmos.
>Her hoof was shaking just a little as she placed it on Anonstallion's shoulder. He snapped out of it and focused on her. He seemed calm at least.
"There's your answer buddy. Haha.. fuck, I really said it huh?"

>>42499543
>He touched the hoof she had placed on him.
>"What about.. everything else..?"
>She looked down at the ground.
"It still stands. I resent being a hole to be filled."
>"That's not what mares are. You know that. They're meant to be held, loved, cherished."
"Yeah. I.. I know. Just.. as friends we were equals. As lovers, I'm the one getting fucked."
>"I promise.. I'll show you what it means to be loved."
>She leaned in and hugged him, felt his hooves wrap around her as she nuzzled his neck.
"Alright.. but listen.. the way I was when I was mocking you.. I was only half joking.. that really is me. That's what I'm like. I'm still a horsefucker."
>"W-We'll figure it out.. later."
"Yeah. I need to head back to the shop."
>They separated and she got up on her hooves, letting the whole wide world of Equestria flood back to her. She could go anywhere, do anything.
"I'll see you at home Anon."
>With a brave smile and slightly wobbly legs Anonmare started the trek back out of the park. As she passed by the founders statue, she actually looked over the inscription.
>The mundane becomes magic when touched by many hearts. Love together. Live, laugh, play and build the world you want to see.
"...Yeah. I think I can do that."

>>42499543
>"..I want to get married. To you.. I want to marry you."
lol, what a faggot

>>42499546
Love this, keep up the good work on the green writechad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzj03uoSZzY
I hope this was the kind of climax you were hoping for anon.
There is a bit I'd like to do as a little epilogue and premise teaser for a second chapter.
And some stuff that might be for a third chapter or beyond I dunno.
But that's that particular story arc done.
>best green on the board
That's VERY generous of you anon. All I can say is I tried. If it was nice for you, I'm very happy.

I wonder how many of you will end up trooning out...

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>42499777
Lets find out. Even you do, odds we don't

>>42499732
It's so good and cute. Here's hoping for more.

>>42499546
please, add >rape

This is a strange thread to be sure.

>>42499546
very nice, love it.

>>42499921
Idk how to roll crap.
Sigles you kys, dubs you troon out, trips nothing happens.

>>42499732
thanks nonny :D

>>42499546
KINO!

>>42499546
Excellent green, seems like it's the end? Well done. is there a ponepaste for it?

>>42500102
nah it's a normal thread

>>42501546
agreed

>>42501546
how?

Maybe once this thread dies, I should make a new one. People seem to like this anonmare thread. Reoccurring anonmare thread?

>>42502736
PTFG is the Anonmare thread.

>>42502736
yes
>>42502741
stay mad faggot

>>42502736
Absolutely!

>>42371299 (OP)
What are those stallions saying to Anonmare guys?

>>42502764
They want to cum inside her

>>42446690
I just had intercourse with your mother, who is a harlot. Your father watched in awe.

>>42502736
Only if there are good greens to support the thread.

>>42502811
Impossible! You smelt of elderberries so you were too busy falling asleep for weeks!

>>42502742
>>42502750
Well that settles it.
>>42502828
I mean all the good greens are why I'm considering it.

>>42501177
Thanks Anon. It's sort of an end but I want to continue it, probably in the next thread.
>ponepaste
Not yet but I'll get it up there soon.
>>42502736
>>42502828
I'm hoping for another anonpony family thread, because it will make more sense for the green going forward.
But since this thread hosted me, I will probably contribute to the next one too.
I guess see what the other anons think.
>>42500090
Just think about how they touched hooves.
Anonmare probably got pregnant just from that.
It was practically >rape.

>>42503221
Can you continue in PTFG please.
We have 13 years of anonmare stories and there's no need to create a new general for the same purpose.

>>42503232
Your general disgusts us. Make your posts decent and we'll consider allowing you to share space at our table

>>42503232
I think if you stopped putting those creepy mid tf pics in your OP and other posts, more people would probably be willing to check out the place and maybe even contribute stories. You might also want to tone down the heavy focus on the tf aspect in your stories. Right now, the general just weirds out too many people. honestly, it feels like the whole thing could use a bit of a rebrand.

>>42503384
>>42503460
just ignore the dude, faggot is seething about pony posts so ignore him and make the thread

>>42503221
You could always switch the POV and have Anonstallion be the main character. Than you could post it in the Anonstallion thread, maybe... I think they would be OK with it.

>>42503807
PTFG is the Anonstallion thread.

>>42502736
>>42503178
There's no point in making a general when there is no green, with the one finished it's just going to die. They sustain with new content
t. bootleg

>>42503818
>>42503874
obsessed

>>42502741
>>42503232
>>42503818
>HiEtroon seething this badly over pony content
I drink your tears while we live rent free in your mind.

>>42503960
based

New Thread:
>>42504416

>>42504418
Epic!

>>42504418
>New thread
>At 486 replies
For what purpose?

>>42503807
I was actually considering switching perspectives for some future scenes and that was one of my possible plans.
Even though I'd like to explore what's going on in Anonstallion's head, I'm not sure if I'll go in that direction now.
If I think it feels right I might still do it but I won't know until later.
>>42505045
I think Anon got a little excited and couldn't hold it in any longer. I'm sure he'll last longer next time.
>>42503232
>request for consolidation
I realise that our interests intersect, but your general covers a wide topic that includes parts that aren't appealing to me.
I hope you can understand, some anons would like to enjoy anonponies without engaging with every aspect of transformation.

>>42505267
Don't mind the troll, he's just seething about anonponies. Best to ignore what he types.

>>42389512
Added to the story archive.
https://pone.tf

>>42504418
ooh great

>>42502828
This. The main reason that keeps me coming back to threads like the anonstallion one are for all of the ongoing greens.

>>42504418
Retard glimmernigger. Your kind needs to be gassed.

>>42505998
stay mad faggot

>>42505998
>Your kind needs to be gassed.
You know they would actually like that, right?

>42505998
>42506065
mind broken lmao

>>42505267
Then let's get this thread properly to 500.

I wanna fuck an Anonmare

I like the consistency that the Anonmare is the grumpier one due to losing the coin flip

>>42506854
>losing the coin flip
Both ways are fine though.

>>42506854
>>42507004
Actually it's two coin flips. One for if mare or stallion and one for if the anon is alright with the result