>>42379694"Wow. I mean wow. That sounded vitriolic. Who do you hate more, me or her?"
>"I'm sorry.""No, no. I'm sure having to see a more suppressed side come to life brings much self-reflection."
>"Indeed.">Luna the ever present peanut gallery acknowledges.>Celestia shakes her head, almost hides her eyes with that flowing mane."Well good news, you all going to be aunts."
>"I know! My little Flurry is going to be the best older cousin!">Cadance is really taking this in stride.>You don't share it."Well here's some vitriol to share. I'm still furious you all made me a sacrificial lamb. This was a problem you let happen, fucked around, and I'm the one who found out. I hope whatever spawn comes out of me burns down your castle to the down. Or at least eats your favorite cake when you're not looking."
>Celestia sits up straight as you continue."So whatever jealousy you having brewing in your mind, cut the crap."
>Stand up in your own chair as you point at her, balancing poorly on the chair."My ass has to live with your mistake, you get to sit up in your ivory tower. Unless..."
>Glare at her."Did you ever have foals?"
>Luna looks away, deciding her empty tea cup was more interesting.>Celestia stands up, and walks around the table to you.>Stare right up at her, feels like staring at Daybreaker.>She looks you over."Hey eyes up here. I don't wear pants anymore, but I ain't an open invitation."
>"Do you have to name her Dyx?""Oh my God, you are just like her. I'm going home now."
>Take one big slurp from your cup and bounce."Later princesses. Try not to bring about another calamity that's been hiding for a thousand years."
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>Be Celestia.>"Sister, is it the attitude perhaps?""Luna."
>"Oh, perhaps she reminds you of cake because she is so fat now.""Anon is not that fat."
>"She jiggles like your jello cakes.""I like stallions."
>"Careful sister, suppress your desires like that again and maybe we'll get a new version of you. Molestia, all mares beware.">You're going to switch out her coffee for decaf later.>Surprise sequel, the end.