Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned a very important lesson. Being a unicorn is simply superior and all other tribes are inferior!
Magic is so great and versatile! Who needs wings when you can teleport? Every other kind of pony should get with the program. Just the other day I saw an Earth pony walking to work, yikes! Don't they know that having a horn and simply thinking really hard is easier?
I get to sit around and read books all day, and guess what? I don't get fat! Thanks to magic, I found a way to get rid of all this excess fat! But unfortunately, the fat still has to go somewhere… poor Rarity doesn't even realize her dress looks a little tighter than last week…

Your most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

>>42372010 (OP)
That's not a friendship lesson

>>42372010 (OP)
Twilight why do unicorns commit 50 percent of all crimes in Equestria but only make 30% of the population?

>>42372163
Because every other race is too stupid to commit any crimes

>>42372010 (OP)
>Being Twilight Sparkle is simply superior and all other tribes are inferior!
ftfy

The magical feats of a prodigy whose special talent is literally magic =/= the average unicorn. Can most unicorns even teleport? They seem mostly limited to telekinesis and maybe a spell or two related to their cutiemark. Granted telekinesis is extremely useful for a thumbless species, but I don't think the gap between tribes is as wide as you make it out, and wouldn't discount the perks of Earth Ponies and Pegasi that casually.

>>42372010 (OP)
why is she hiding?

>>42372218
What about Glimmer, then?

>>42372316
Glimmy is another powerful unicorn with a magic based cutie mark (presumably? I don't see how it's anything but), similar to Twilight, though not favored by fate to quite the same extent.

>>42372218
Rarity can casually lift tons of shit

>>42372371
What the fuck do you mean not favored by fate
She was able to use her magic to 1v1 an alicorn chosen by the element of magic with a magic cutie mark tutored in magic by a milennia old god-princess that uses magic to raise the fucking sun what the fuck do you mean she wasn't as favored by fate post your address and I'll consider leaving all your limbs intact when I kill you

>>42372239
She hides her shameful wings

>>42374512
Twilight was chosen by Harmony to be inducted into eternity and transcend normal ponies.

>She was able to use her magic to 1v1 an alicorn chosen by the element of magic with a magic cutie mark tutored in magic by a milennia old god-princess that uses magic to raise the fucking sun
Notice that Glimmy still ultimately lost this encounter, even if she had an edge in the conflict. Being overpowered isn't the same as having fate on your side.

>>42375430
>Glimmer
>trap card
Should be Trixie