Thread 42374636 - /mlp/ [Archived: 137 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:23:11 PM No.42374636
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Due to a horrific stroke of luck, circumstance and destiny you are now the embodiment of death in Equestria. Your job is to reap the souls of every living being when their time is up, from the smallest rabbit to the cutest little pony. Regardless of status you must also be impartial. And you must physically confront them when you do so before taking their soul to pass on. Do you commit to being a ghastly arbiter of death, even when scared little ponies beg you not to take them?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:24:29 PM No.42374639
>>42374636 (OP)
What if I reassured them I was trying to help them escape from the Devilโ€™s clutches and that what I was doing was absolutely necessary for their souls to be saved?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:26:14 PM No.42374644
>>42374636 (OP)
i a fucking heartbeat
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:27:21 PM No.42374649
>>42374636 (OP)
>deadponiessaywhat
What?
It's that shrimple
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:40:45 PM No.42374673
>>42374636 (OP)
Not in a trillion heartbeats
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:43:18 PM No.42374680
joe
joe
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>>42374636 (OP)
>i get to live out my fantasy of playing out the movie meet joe black with the mare of my dreams
>and my job is to comfort ponies in their final moments to help them move on to the afterlife
>and i get to be a sick ass skeleton in a cloak with a scythe
it is an all win scenario for me personally
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:33:15 PM No.42375219
>>42374636 (OP)
>get in the fucking bag
Easy job
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:35:36 PM No.42375225
viggo devil
viggo devil
md5: 96ad5329d9cdc35f3bd89f207bfc1135๐Ÿ”
>'Celestia'?
>..Celestia is love.
>I don't love you.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:38:23 PM No.42375231
>>42375219
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO BE CALLED AN OLDFAG BUT NOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:16:04 PM No.42375376
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I can finally torment Dash and teach her the value of appreciating life.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:00:42 PM No.42375490
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>>42374636 (OP)
>mfw 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of my time is spent reaping the souls of of single celled organisms.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:39:51 PM No.42375714
>>42374636 (OP)
Oho man I'm gonna be really bad at my job
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:42:20 PM No.42375894
>>42374636 (OP)
I would be the grim raper instead
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:52:44 PM No.42375930
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>C-Cant I at least *sniff* say goodbye to my children? My little foalsโ€ฆ
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:57:24 PM No.42375940
>>42375930
No, now get in the grave.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:11:40 PM No.42376143
>>42375490
>Souls
>Single cell organisms
I don't think you're cut out for the job.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:36:55 AM No.42376427
>>42374636 (OP)
Aw man, it looks like they deleted that channel.

Well, if I were the pony Grim Reaper, I'd be like that SCP who appears to everyone in their deathbed.
He appeared to people who would die alone and nobody noticing. He was the only exception, appearing to calm them down, stay with them, and maybe share a smoke. When the person expired, he would dissapear.

I'd be like that: appearing in front of ponies, sit next to them quietly, maybe read them a story or share some candy. And when is over: collect and leave.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:44:47 AM No.42376454
>>42376143
So what does and does not have a soul according to you? Oh might anonymous retarded faggot on high? Hmmm?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:45:42 AM No.42376457
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Do I get to rape their corpse?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:10:45 AM No.42377110
>>42376454
Well you certainly don't.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:51:48 AM No.42377332
>>42374636 (OP)
grim rapist
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:55:22 AM No.42377338
>>42375930
No.
>rape
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:23:34 AM No.42377367
>>42374636 (OP)
No. I kms. Death doesn't exist in Equestria
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:25:46 AM No.42377369
>>42377367
Then how can you kys?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:15:48 PM No.42377858
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>>42374636 (OP)
Ok but what's the point?
Do I have any agency?
Can I spare somepony?
Do I have to ease their souls before they go?
Am I sending them to an afterlife or to the void?
Can I interact with the world of the living?
Can a pony have an epic fight with me to escape?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:45:45 PM No.42377909
>>42377858
>Can a pony have an epic fight with me to escape?
The heavenly code prevents you from declining a rock off challenge, and if they win you'll have to take your sorry ass back to the underworld.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:49:09 PM No.42377916
>>42377909
>Lose a fight with a pony
>Booted out of Equestria
That's just sad. But fair. Imagine losing to a filly or just some powered old mare
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:54:48 PM No.42377927
>>42374636 (OP)
what is the consequence for letting ponies live?