>Bad news friend. I had to go through the old kirin history book and it turns out that my ancestors really did see humans as delicacy. That explains why all the others have been drooling around you, sometimes holding knives and forks and you woke up to our leader sprinkling spices on your torso and licking it. But theres some good news...some kirin took humans as mates! The ones that married kirins were protected and seen as a member of the tribe. I can save you if you agree right now to be my husband. You can never leave but you'll be protected. But if you don't well I can't say I can protect you from the others. They're already discussing plans for a luau where you'll be served for dinner. Whadda you say?

*farts and shits himself*

>>42375536 (OP)
tranny thread

OP is transgender

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>>25560
Bollocks Knife activated alert Homeland Security citizens. Use Esperanto from this post forward. Pro tip place the acid green text in the image files weirdo.
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Let me sniff your ponut

>>42375536 (OP)
Sure, why not

tranny thread

>>42375536 (OP)
That's okay! We can change that history nonsense and we can party all day!

Let me sniff your ponut

>>42375536 (OP)
I would love to, but you are gonna have to join me on my quest to delve deep into the everfree forest and rescue the stranded spirit of nightmare moon, so that she may finally turn me into the pony I was always meant to become.
And then like, we'll bang, okay?

>>42375536 (OP)
Y'all know that you don' have to follow any of that past nonsense? We'll celebrate the portal to the EqG world with some fancy nancy food and exotic kirin delacies!

>>42375536 (OP)
>getting to breed Autumn
I'm okay with this.

>>42375536 (OP)
>rape

>>42375536 (OP)
...Why would they be planning a luau? That's a Hawaiin tradition.
Why would you forest dwelling gook fire horses have a tradition that comes from people living on an island?

>>42375536 (OP)
I love how 25% of you autists have some humility in your and constantly have depression threads
But the other 75% of arrogant browns constantly have human-worshipping threads.

And it's never something that requires responsibility and accountability from you and praising your intelligence and beauty and morality. It's always "WHOAH YOU'RE A WHOLE HUMAN LET'S EITHER FUCK OR KILL YOU :D AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Before 2010s when you'd think of humans in Equestria you'd think of Meghan, her brother, her little sister, etc. or some magic Smurf man.

After 2010s all you think when it comes to Anon is , useless faggot nameless retard who's either a rapist or a nameless dumb mook /fit/ Adonis body type self insert who takes orders from everyone.

>>42375705
You ask this in a show where theres a town where one pony acts southern, another one fakes a mid atlantic accent and another one is a donkey with a cockney accent.

>>42375770
>one pony acts southern
The Apple Family moved from somewhere else before settling in what became Ponyville.
Them still having an accent after only two generations makes sense.
>fakes a mid atlantic accent
Rarity has autism
>a donkey with a cockney accent
Octavia is not a donkey stop calling her that

Kirin booty.

>>42375780
>Them still having an accent after only two generations makes sense.
You lose your natural accent after ten-ish years of living inmersed into a different one/language and that's if you are making no effor whatsoever and starting wtih another language

>>42375740

So am I missing something and this thread was made by a poopdickschizo I've never heard of? Or did someone just decide to go fishing here arbitrarily?

>>42378153
This thread probably killed a thread that some autist liked and he decided to have a little meltdown