Thread 42376093

I hate Pinkie Pie. She's too pink and too happy.

>>42376093 (OP)
She can be less happy and more red if you want?

>>42376093 (OP)
This pony might be more your speed, then.

>>42376093 (OP)
ponk can never be to happy and shouldnt be sad. if you legitimately hate ponkers then you are probably a fucking esl rarityfag or just cosmic metaphoricsl piece of shit. id give sad ponk a big horse hug
>>42376116
attached it to her hoof and she be evil dead ponk

>>42376364
>faggot tranny is a rarity hater
Pottery

>>42376364
>>42376093 (OP)
and shes certainly not too pink, her bubble gummy coat and mane allow her to pop in most mane styles and outfits

>>42376373
>Error: Duplicate file exists.
You beat me to it, nonny, well played

>>42376093 (OP)
you say that but if pinkie pie walked into your bedroom right now your face would do this:
:|
:)
:D

>>42376373
not a troon, i like rarity, we have a lot of similarities, dash is who i dislike the most. rarityfags though are quite usually almost always brownshitskin esl freaks.

>>42376385
Yeah okay whatever faggot. Get a haircut.

>>42376116
Guro Penk my beloved

>>42376093 (OP)
dont forget annoying and painfully unfunny

>>42376402
those panels are terrible frames of me when i needed shower and without looksmaxxing. your comic ruins the seapony punchline too dipshit
>>42376404
she is not painfully annoying you are a jaded piece of mentally ill shit partaking in selfservient waifuism. she has a beautiful sense of humor and mind and truly thinks and understands it all just like me. shed give you a hug anon

>>42376402
my hair looks fucking phenomenal like john romeros or vince noirs when i do it

>>42376364
Why do you look like a fusion of Brandon Hole and Randy Stair?

>>42376093 (OP)
Those are terrible reasons to hate her. Sounds like you’re a miserable faggot. Ponka is cute and pink and her joyfulness makes her so lovable.

>>42376443
You look like John wick on hrt

>>42376486
>Troon Wick: Putting the hrt in hurt

>>42376496
Did we ever get any pony-adjacent tranny mass-shooters? I think its high time our lolcow ponktranny provides us some real kino.

>>42376508
Well Randy Stair WAS wearing women's underwear when he took the last trip to the grocery store.
That's the closest we've gotten.

>>42376364
>if you legitimately hate ponkers then you are probably a fucking esl rarityfag
Do rarityfags hate Pinkie?

>>42376093 (OP)
>Too pink

>>42376404
ponks sense of humor is an advanced self aware kind that could easily go over the skulls of any anon riddled with such crippling, cognitively retarding fucking autism such as you. its not 'ha look at pink party horse so random ha its an advanced thought out operation to keep her friends spirits flowing, her wit, abilities and ability to bring pure joy and make you want to be your best horself is unmatched. her understanding of equestria in the long run, cosmically everypony is happy in the end, the villian loses and horsies yay, is very underobserved as it requires not just a thourough digging of her mind and character(with proper analysis) but a almost metaself aware understanding of her place in equestria. shes not the most magical horse, or the best of comedians or the most undeniably gorgeous radiating pure horseful beauty, and yet she also is. shed hug you anon and tell you its ok. its not pinkie who isnthe problem but you and you need to reflect. if you are self conscious or in need of pony therapy pointers i could also reach out to you

>>42376486
>>42376461
ill retake the photos but better and redo the comic. ive since acquired even more seaponies and ponk plushies and other horsies. its the angle and lighting leading to the optic distortion which looks illfigured
>>42376508
wait for my expose soon, the retribution will be sweet anon
>>42376521
probably, they're a few shades off from speaking clicks and whistles. i was forced and tasked to write as rarity about ones fucking cock with his mexican name last fucking hearts and hooves event
>>42376551
pinkie pink pinkie pie, does she smell like bubblegum?

>>42376615
Has Pinkamena ever abused you sexually? Like wrapping barbed wire around your cock?

>>42376093 (OP)
We live in a society... where pink, hyperactive mares get shunned and ridiculed by the masses..

>>42376613
cope
Her whole thing is being the lowest form of random = funny humor
I dare you to name a single time she ever did something actually clever or funny that wasn’t her just doing stupid bullshit because apparently that’s what people find funny

>>42376093 (OP)
I hate you. You’re too grey and too miserable.

>>42377219
id bet you don't even watch the fucking show, its a meme but truthfully the majority of you faggots and fucking pieces of shit with terrible taste in ponies and terrible pony opinions don't actually watch the show or only watched like a few later season slop episodes that arent canon then draw fucked up looking ponies that reek of furfaggotry and have excessive fur drawn over them and their ears. you probably play pony town too and make a little faggy green anon pony and larp as a horsefulanon in your pedo creature game before you get bored and switch to a shitty creature oc
>>42376703
tamers has sadly unfortunately ruined clown ponies indefinitely
>>42376671
never had that happen but ponkers can get pretty wild. id love to wake up strapped to a table with nin playing in the background and flatmaned ponkers is there to torture me, make little cuts across my body with a blade, maybe a kitchen knifeot even better a fucking scalpel, fresh blade sterilized, fucking glides like a warm butter knife through butter. lightly across my body, she also hooves me and kicks me little bit too. i don't know if im going to live or not but im already in pain, but she assures me, with cute horsie neighy giggly 'oh nonny, this hasn't even begun to hurt' mentally or physically.

>>42376364
>>42377624
kill yourself tranny, subhuman trash. You are so unliked to the point janny deletes your post on sight when he sees your ugly ass troon face.

>>42376671
although i don't think i could handle barbed wire on my cock. she couldn't break me mentally or verbally abuse me to hard, as im too self aware of a being but she could definitely have me screaming crying and begging for fucking mercy, fucking screaming pleads for her to stop, screaming her name as she gets off and tortures me, the fucking ugliest whiniest bitch sobbing youve ever heard. although the real ponk even when all agloom and flat maned would never do such a thing
>>42377219
i could name countless moments but 'it was under e' after finding elements of harmony reference guide comes to mind https://youtu.be/lhE6p020d3Q?si=Hf31uM3GKEP_mOIK

>>42377637
not a tranny, you dumb bag of shit, im european, the actual aryanne white you probably claim to be. jannies only seethe because i call out their and others kikery https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42366130/#42366250 one janny specificly removed the movie general thread 3 because i posted it and then wrote their mentally ill schizo rants about me in it, funniest fucking mental breakdown ive ever seen. my 'opinions' on ponies are literally inarguably based and my understanding and love of the ponies and equestria is unmatched and my waifuism selfaware and beyond mutualistic and selfservient. so this delusion of hatred about me you spew either means you are the trannerjanner who whines like a fucking toddler or just another fuck hired to make shit up about me before i release my expose on you all for your actions against pony

>>42376364
Why is your oc called Serbian mouse?

>>42376213
>Zippers with a mane
Ponk and him should get together. Much better match than with Kids Meal.

>>42376093 (OP)
>She's too pink and too happy.
Those are some of the reasons of why I love Ponk.