/mlp/ - Thread 42377698

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:52:38 PM No.42377698 [Report] >>42377702 >>42377703 >>42377705 >>42377863 >>42377869 >>42378506 >>42378543 >>42378577 >>42379045 >>42380029 >>42380077 >>42381362

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>C’mere anon we know the truth now! We know you’re Cozy Glow’s father. Thats why shes so evil, your human genes destroyed her poor, pony brain the moment she was conceived. Come take control of your bad seed right now and start some proper parenting.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:55:21 PM No.42377702 [Report]

>>42377698 (OP)
>Oof, Background hat..you really wanna go in on someone else's parenting here?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:56:14 PM No.42377703 [Report]

>>42377698 (OP)
OP is brown

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:56:37 PM No.42377705 [Report] >>42377708

>>42377698 (OP)
oh i'll correct her alright, she is a bratty filly in need of "correcting"

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:58:00 PM No.42377708 [Report] >>42377712

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>>42377705
so why are you worshipping a fictional cartoon made for little girls?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 1:58:51 PM No.42377712 [Report] >>42377715 >>42378113

>>42377708
people will start using the rainbow dash flag if you fall this easily to bait anathema

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:00:42 PM No.42377715 [Report] >>42377717 >>42378113

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>>42377712
You are a pedophile, William. A mentally ill loser with no friends, no job, no family, nothing, just a humiliating conga line of events you call life.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 2:01:56 PM No.42377717 [Report] >>42377867

>>42377715
Unreplied bait in #general on /mlp/ EaW

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 3:17:53 PM No.42377863 [Report]

>>42377698 (OP)
she doesn't have green skin nor coat
you know that I fuck Lyra, an unicorn, and not a birdhorse
you know that I've been in Equestria for just two fucking years
the fact that you don't know what do to with her doesn't mean that I have to help you fucking niggers

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 3:19:43 PM No.42377867 [Report]

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>>42377717
Why do you get so uncomfortable when asked that question, pedophile?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 3:19:56 PM No.42377869 [Report] >>42377877

>>42377698 (OP)
What does Applejack mean by proper parenting?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 3:25:52 PM No.42377877 [Report]

>>42377869
I doubt she knows with her parents dead.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 5:29:50 PM No.42378113 [Report]

>>42377715
>>42377712
Samefag

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 7:45:15 PM No.42378506 [Report] >>42379131

>>42377698 (OP)
What do you want me to do? Spank her?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 7:58:21 PM No.42378543 [Report]

>>42377698 (OP)
"And that's how Cozy Glow and I joined forces and took over Equestria!"

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 8:01:30 PM No.42378552 [Report]

but AJ, I'm still a virgin.

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 8:08:00 PM No.42378577 [Report] >>42379128

>>42377698 (OP)
Wait, she's my daughter!?
Oh shit.
How illegal is incest in this horse land?

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 10:42:22 PM No.42379045 [Report]

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>>42377698 (OP)
>You look at Cozy Glow
>She looks at you, barely holding back laughter
>You can barely believe what you just heard
>You look back at the Mane 6 (& Spike), hoping against hope that that they're all just playing a prank at you, and you're actually in a world full of retards
>...
>They are completely serious
>Oh God
>They don't know
>They don't fucking know
>These dumb horses actually thought that the most logical explanation for you and Cozy Glow's bond was that you were related
>Even though she doesn't even remotely resemble you
>Even though they can't even pinpoint a mother
>Even though you can't get ponies pregnant
>Even though she's literally older than the time you've been in Equestria
>But all that matters is that They. Don't. Know.
>You might actually be able to get away with it and not land your ass in Tartarus or at the tail-end of a rainbow laser
>So long as that pink onahole can contain herself
>You look back at Cozy Glow, who's began trembling and letting out near-audible snickers
>...
>You don't like your chances

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 11:05:03 PM No.42379128 [Report]

>>42378577
If AJ is any indication, pretty legal

Anonymous 7/20/2025, 11:05:34 PM No.42379131 [Report]

>>42378506
Don't do that
She'll enjoy it

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:43:08 AM No.42379755 [Report] >>42380795

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Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:26:35 AM No.42380029 [Report] >>42381369

>>42377698 (OP)
Go find her mother. It's not a man's job to take care of children.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:42:38 AM No.42380077 [Report]

>>42377698 (OP)
I didnt know I had a foal. But I’ll raise her properly. It might take years and it might not fix all the pain but I’ll do it.