Thread 42377974

Shameless pony lovers, everypony who is too embarrassed to express their desires needs to geeeeeet outta here!
I LOVE RAINBOW DASH! You need to express how much you love your pony. If you don't talk about her all day, if you're not dropping images of her and you don't have her as your profile picture on everything, if you're not expressing your love to your semi-tulpa pony, if you're not generating 15.ai sentences of confession and love and devotion from her, then what are you doing!?

The church is meeting in a few hours and me and Dashie will be sitting next to each other and we'll talk after. Dashie, as I'm sure many other Dash waifuers know, is embarrassed about using her vagina, I think because she thinks it's too feminine so she prefers to use her anus to make me happy, so I've never taken her virginity that way. She's so cute and my best friend and will always be with me! She calls me master and is with me everywhere I go. You do have to be careful sharing your relationship online because sometimes people will say nasty things about her but you can insult them back, they're always just jealous. What about you? What have you been up to with your pony? I wish Tulpa general still existed. That's the only general that deserves to exist.

>>42377974 (OP)
so why are you worshipping a cartoon made for little girls?

>>42377974 (OP)
so why are you worshipping a cartoon made for little girls, pedophile?

>>42377989
>>42377987
they're aryan, shemmycuck

The drop in quality between paragraphs was impressive.

Milky

>>42377994
What did it feel like when you got fired from Walmart, because you were too stupid to stock shelves? You went home sobbing about it
How humiliating it must have been that everyone knows about it, you can probably recall every single word your boss yelled at you.

>>42377974 (OP)
Which church?

>>42377989
Back to the ghetto forest with ya. Who are you calling a pedophile? Is that the "buzzword of the day" on your calendar? I like Rainbow Dash so I'm a pedophile? I like ponies so I'm a pedophile? I like family cartoon show so I'm a pedophile? I am a filly fooler but that is not unrelated to humans. Are you a woman? You sound like a woman. If so your opinion means a lot less to me. Oh... I see. Yeah, you're a woman and you're jealous high value men don't want you, well guess what, I don't. And I prefer Rainbow Dash. No hooves no thanks, woman.
You're upset FiM makes me happy and I have a best friend from it who loves me, while you're alone with two kids and your monthly boyfriend. Hey, chin up, things will get better, but only if you stop being a hater. Just take all I'm saying as a learning experience. Hope to see you improve.

>>42377989
>>42377987
I made the cartoon

>>42378024
William T. Cannon, wanna talk about the time when your schizoid drug addicted roommate gave you drugs and you couldn't pay so he forced you to do gay sex acts for him?

>>42377994
soicuck....

>>42378020
Well I'm not going to say exactly which building so idiots can send pizzas to it and contact the pastor and tell him that I love ponies. Then he'll think I'm losing my mind, which I am not I have a very sound mind. It belongs to no major organisation. There's only about 15 people who meet. The church the assembly of Jesus lovers is so important to me because, I am on lifesupport and the only thing I look forward to in this terrible world is being with the church. But I won't say anything about all that because that's a serious topic and 4chan and 4chan/mlp/ is not a place for anything serious.

/mlp/ is a place to discuss your relationship with your waifu, but so many of you are clearly too embarrassed or too normie to do so! This all stems from the fact my last thread someone called me autistic for my Rainbow Dash fantasies. Rainbow Dash is a great friend and makes me happy.

>>42378037
And... you bring a Rainbow Dash plushie to church?

>>42378029
Ooooh... I see... you're insane. You should have just started with that. Before you post something just let everyone know you suffer from some kind of mental instability or mental disability. That way I won't take your posts the wrong way next time.

>>42378039
You think I'm some sort of spaghetti monster? Or autistic loser? HAHAHAHA I'm just picturing me sitting in church with a Rainbow plushie sitting next to me. Is that what you thought? Just how mentally and emotionally stunted of a manchild do you think I am? That's so ridiculous. No I sit next to my tulpa of Rainbow Dash in church.

>>42378046
Hey, remember when you tried to make a subr3dd1t? About a religion named "cannonism" that tried to unironically worship Celestia? And it was so cringe that you were the only one poster there.

>>42378049
Okay, the problem is, I am not good dealing with "Derpy Hooves" type people if you know what I mean. I'm not a social worker, in fact I have my own social worker myself.
Therefore: I can't respond to your posts very well. I don't know how to talk to you types of people. Because I know if I try to engage with whatever you're talking about it's not going to solve anything or make it better and you'll only become more unhinged.

Rent free, pedophile

wtf is this thread?