Thread 42378720

There has to be an evolutionary purpose to developing such gigantic, soul-piercing eyes.

>>42378720 (OP)
yeah its so gryphons can cut the eyeballs of ponies and serve them as a desert

>>42378720 (OP)
Autism need big eyes so they can understand emotions. Ponies all autism ;/

>>42378720 (OP)
Makes it more fun to cum on their faces.

>>42378749
tpbp

>>42378749
QUIT STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!

>>42378720 (OP)
Just raped a glimmer fag, dont become RETARDED or I will RAPE YOU UNTIL YOURE NOT RETARDED ANYMORE YOU FUCKING RETARDED GOON BAG.
they have large eyes because they are PREY ANIMALS.
IT HELPS TO SPOT PREDATORS
does that make sense? Did that explain it for your batch ass? Or are you stupid and gay, retard? Don't be retarded. Think of things before you speak. I swear to god I see more retarded things, I will turn your mouth into a donut.
Retard.

>>42378720 (OP)
You know why.

Mares are purpose built for sex. Every part of a mare evolved to be as sexy as possible for males of predatory species so they'd get raped and become a fleshlight instead of getting killed and eaten.

>>42378720 (OP)
Predators have larger eyes in general.
Ponies are hypercarnivores

Ponies actually created the sun. Before then the world was a dark and cold place and massive eyes allowed ponies to see as they gathered berries and grazed on half-dead grass under the magical moonlight.

>>42378720 (OP)
Would you eat someone with eyes that big?

>>42378760
How come there's no other blind ponies in the fandom. Blind sexy tight fillies.

>>42378720 (OP)
To make me go UNF

>>42378720 (OP)
Since eyes are the windows to the soul, most of the true sapient species of Equestria evolved to having disproportionately big eyes for better soul-to-soul communication. It's also why their pupils can change shape, since it's just reflecting their inner selves.

>>42378991
How much longer are you going to deny getting a BJ from your new wife? Of several.

>>42378720 (OP)
To conquer man

>evolution
Keep your gross religion out of MLP. The ponies were created. Lauren said Celestia didn't create them and that she didn't think that deeply about it. But clearly they were created, since that makes the most sense in any world.
They have big eyes because they were created to be attractive in the cartoony way that Disney started.

>>42379037
>Faustianists
We've never once seen this Fausticorn you say did all the work.

>>42379107
That's because she was so sickened by what her own creation was becoming she had to step back and let it run on its own and fall and fail on its own.

The designs of My Little Ponies has always been so ugly and awful it's incredible that such a simple design changed had such an impact. I know G5 is 3D rendered because that's easier to just crap out for your crap toy commercial show. But also I wonder if they know they can't do 2D again, they'd have to use the FiM design because it's just so good. Are they really going to use G3 designs again, who likes that? Women? Probably, women like ugly looking female characters to make themselves feel better.
I think it's hard to express how sexually appealing the FiM characters are.

>>42378764
this

>>42378720 (OP)
Neoteny.

Predators are less likely to attack you if you compel them to see you as cute and inoffensive.