Thread 42381490

How fun and fruity are you /mlp/? How do you think these taste?

Made with Real Fruit!

>>42381490 (OP)
If they don't taste like wet mare pussy I don't care.

>>42381490 (OP)
You're a fruityass from where I'm standin, you're a fruitbowl!

>>42381490 (OP)
Where to buy?

ONLY a healthy 5 and a half years out of date!

I loved seeing merchandising about g4 mlp back in the day

>>42381716
Psh, fruit can't go bad.

It seems some of the colour has been lost over time. They shouldn't look like this....


Perhaps it's nothing a Rainbow Roadtrip can't fix. Should I try some /mlp/?

>>42382111
eat them all taste their snowpity fruit blend

>>42382111
if you eat this you go to Equestria (and then die shortly after because lol lmao)

>>42381716
It's sugarslop so will probably be fine. I'd eat it till I saw
>made in china
Probably contaminated with mercury or some shit

>>42382111
>Should I try some
No, for such a well aged delicacy it is only right that it be used as an ingredient in a marejuice brew

>>42381716
Consuming these 5 year expired snacks will definitely take you to Equestria

Should I drink my Punica from 2012?

>>42382111
See ya on the other side mein faggot

So I just tried some. They're still a bit sweet. The chewy texture is still there. There's just a bitterness to it all. As for the flavour, I don't know what it's meant to be but it retains a hint of it. Fruity is probably accurate. There is like a brown powder on them.

I feel fine. I don't know if I should go through the whole packet. I have 3 of these. My plan was to just preserve the packaging. .

>>42382477
Based merch preserver

>>42382483
One of my biggest regrets is never preserving a tin of these MLP Pasta shapes. I used to have quite a few too.
Eventually they replaced AJ on the packaging with Rainbow Power Pinkie.

>>42382499
Heinz knowz whatz up

>>42381601
based

Bros I'm actually not feeling so good now. I feel a little bit sick. I'm going to try eating some other things to wash it down

>>42381490 (OP)
/mlp/
>fun and fruity
>Made with Real Fruits!

>>42382111
You'll become horse famous if you upload a video of you eating these.

>>42383407
GUYS HE'S ABOUT TO GO EQUESTRIA

have a good day! hello everypony la beast here and today my mission is quite simple and that is to eat some vintage fun and fruity my little pony gummies without shitting my guts out so hard it opens up a portal to equestria

>OP wakes up in equestria after his body finally gives up after a couple of traumatic days in the ICU
>oh you're finally awake, thought ya was a goner, I have something fun and fruity that will get you right back on your hooves

>>42381697
better build that time machine anon

>>42383462
I know better ways to open portals to equestria

>>42383407
RIP in Pasta

>>42383462
>you only make it to Equestria by eating 5lbs of sugarless gummies

>>42383462
kek

>>42381490 (OP)
They taste like morbid obesity

I am feeling better. I didn't make it to Equestria.
Next time I will go and try to finish off the whole packet.

>>42384353
You fool. I replaced those dummies with the "never go to Equestria" gummies.
It's over for you.

>>42384474
This Anon will go to Equestria as a evil monster who will get petrified and be a stone for a eternity for his sins

>>42384474
But anon, I've kept them securely for over 6 years in this very box. How could you have replaced them?

>go to the doctor to get stomach pumped
>"How did this happen?"
>"I wanted to try eating out of date MLP gummies to go to Equestria..."

>>42384540
Open the box anon

>>42384564
>stomach pumped
It can't be that serious, right?

>>42385138
We may never know the pain OP went through for he's in a better place now

>>42385138
Dozens of pones are hatching in Anon's stomach right as we speak

>>42385296
>xenomorphs but pony
oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god

>>42385296
>>42385313
>xenopones
>regular xenomorphs are already difficult as fuck to kill
>pair them with earth pone strength/wings or magic
NOT EVEN RIDLEY KNOWS WHERE THE REGULAR XENOS COME FROM OR HOW TO STOP THEM
WHAT CHANCE DO WE STAND

>>42385330
>>pair them with earth pone strength/wings or magic
And you get changelings.

>>42385351
Oh. Oh thank bob.
Then it's canon that they can be defeated or at least turned into gaybugs with the rainbow pride friendship lgbt9000-inator harmony blaster.

>>42382499
>hatless
why

>>42385902
well, she was one of the pasta shapes and it's easier without the hat

>>42385296
is...is that a bad thing?

>>42386910
Anon... you'll be dead as the ponies burst out if you dont die out by them eating your flesh and organs already...

>>42387322
But...perhaps you'd die happy?

>>42387543
Fucking hell I would die shamefully that I would not be alive to see the ponies.

thought a pony was growing in me and I was so excited for it's birth but it turned out to just be a kidney stone

>>42387731
There might be a few split seconds just as they burst out that you would see them, and it would be enough for the thought to wash over you

>>42387767
Kidney shares two of the same letters as Pony so you're halfway there anon!

>>42387767
But what if

>>42385319
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42388784
science slumber parties?

>>42383449
I don't know if I want to be horse famous anon
But I am eating them unironically.
The packet has been left open, they are now not only out of date but have been left open for a few days now. I don't think anything is hatching in my stomach, but perhaps I did not eat enough for this to occur.
I will try them again.

>>42388784
kidney pone

>>42389848
You're a madman

>>42389969
Berry's loving it

>>42382265
>It's sugarslop so will probably be fine. I'd eat it till I saw
honestly isn't most food so chock full of preservatives these days that nothing really will happen if you eat it after expiry
idk about 5 years but this is sugar

>>42388784
love this mischievous little bastard poking around in my urethra

>>42381808
same anon
every time I'd see some G4 related stuff I'd smile
Slowly but surely it all withered away...

>>42384353
It's not exactly the same picture, but some time ago I've think I've edited pic rel to have our beloved, time relevant guy - green anon - instead of the miserable creation of sad people from modern times. You might find it useful, anon.

>>42391158
>I've think
"I think", excuse my typo here.
And now, for a super awesome, 20% cooler if refrigerated properly, milk-made delicacy:

>>42391158
He's literally me...

>>42391165
Dashie on that package is lovely

>>42391165
I want to drink Rainbow Dash

>>42391165
Anon, don't do it. Spoiled milk is no joke.

>>42391165
I need this

>>42391306
>Spoiled milk is no joke.
He;s right, she doesn't mess around

>>42391165
DO IT

>>42391165
Dashie kurwa ja pierdole

>>42384565
I don't see why not. I know the box has been sealed the whole time

>>42391667
See! It's just as I left it.

Surely you can't have gotten in anon.
Also in there is my MLP fan with sweets in the base. Those are from 2021, so it's a few years before they're really ripe for me to consume. That's how I know nothing was altered

>>42391682
a few years time is enough to get your earthly affairs in order and then pop some Dashie's delights and off you go to greener pastures

>>42391880
I just read greener pastures as greener peanuts...

>>42382111
>haha so quirky!
but seriously don't. you gonna die from mold and shit, it's not just diarrhea

>>42391682
I rubbed my ballsack all over your belongings haha

I think it is safe to consume some more knowing they haven't been swapped. Equestria may be in my future yet anons.


>>42382275
>>42382269
>>42382265
>>42382204
There's a weird texture over them. I took a bite of a few. I'm not sure why it's leaving a stain on the tissue paper.

>>42391931
They don't taste revolting uniornically. I will update how I feel.

>>42391985
But how did you break my lock?

>>42392220
You're ruining packages that in 50 years could be worth millions

>>42392220
Thats the dyes chemically separating

>>42392220
That's the gummies way of saying "don't put us in your mouth, stupid."

>>42392220
Have I told you that you're a madman?

>>42391883
they probably turn that colour after 5 years

>>42384008
but the no added sugars must mean it's healthy

>>42391165
DASHIE JUICE!

>>42392598
>>42392585
Ah, I see.
In any case, I don't feel so good.

They don't taste putrid, they really don't. It's probably not far off from the original taste outside of some bitterness to it all. But it does seem to affect my stomach. Whether it's placebo or reality, who can say.

II don't know if I can do this anons. Finishing the packets might be too much. I feel sick again. Maybe I had too many in one go.

>>42392446
Will it turn to gold eventually?

>>42392644
It's a fine line between madness and genius. I don't know where I walk

>>42391158
Thank you anon

>>42391249
who let vampires on 4chan?!

>>42393764
>Will it turn to gold eventually?
I'm almost sure that some day some crazy collector would actually willing to spend money on these especially if still sealed.

>>42392220
are you still ok? are you in equestria yet?

>>42394790
it may have been too much for anon
We may have witnessed his final dance here >>42392220
F

OP Status?

>>42394486
doubt anon would make much. at best like $30 and even then it's the hope of finding someone who for some reason really wants a sealed packet of gummies

>>42395780
died of rrhea.

>>42382111
How many of you would eat these
What other Pone branded snacks are out there


I recently tried some G5 branded MLP cookies and they might unironically be some of the worst cookies I have ever tasted.
Bland and flavourless, struggled to eat them

>>42396858
has he gone a rrhea?

>>42391158
Wojak is an old creation, and a good one at that, he just got misappropriated

>>42381601
who is this

>>42398412
Your dad.

>>42398447
nah its yer da ya whore

>>42398412
your host

>>42398606
literally who

>>42398907
I still don't know who this is

>>42398957
newfag newfag newfag!!! you weren't here a decade ago!!! newfag newfag!!!

>>42399263
ok and?

>>42398957
But I told you, he's your host

>>42398957
He's a melting pot of friendship. He's a nice guy.