Thread 42383825

>What?
Mare Fair is a con for adult fans of My Little Pony!
>Where?
Rosen Centre Hotel - Orlando, FL
>When?
September 5-7, 2025

If you would like to know more, check out the website!
https://marefair.org/
>https://marefair.org/
https://marefair.org/
>https://marefair.org/
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It's time for the musician announcements! Are you ready for this year’s concert? It should be a blast! We've got a great lineup to share with you!

Want to help make Mare Fair a success? Want a free badge, access to a staff room share, or early access to next year’s registration? We’re still looking for volunteers!

>https://marefair.org/apply/
https://marefair.org/apply/
>https://marefair.org/apply/
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The official Mare Fair staff tripcodes are:
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ThreadAnon !!1uoyaGRm83M

Previous: >>42372698

You want mares?

Well… ElectroKaplosion has got them!

With something different up his sleeve this time, the infectious tracks that ElectroKaplosion has in store are ready to get your hooves moving!

>>42383825 (OP)
>normiefair
Go back

>>42383831
Get on with it, you fat retard.

>>42383825 (OP)
>4chanfair
Stay here

>>42383882
I hope all the homecon Anons will have fun time too.

>>42383831
>you want mares?
Yes, which is why I won't be going to your fake fan convention.
I actually like the show and the characters.

publix tendie subs and pollo tropical will make the 109 degree heat worth it

>>42383886
Can't go but I'll be supporting through thoughts and hopes

>>42383886
I hope the venue gets blown up and all of you die
I am so sick of you normalfags shitting up my board

I love (you) all and hope you never change

>>42383898
I hate (you) all and hope you die the most horrible deaths imaginable

>>42383904
That's not very friendship is magic of you...

Sound Bandit returns with more plunderphonic and electronic goodness to keep the vibes going!

Put your hooves together as we welcome her back to retake the mane stage!

>>42383825 (OP)
Twifag, could you get more than just one board to place stuff on? In last MF I wanted to leave a open invade to room part but the entire thing was already taken over by several poster sized pages attached to it.

>>42383825 (OP)
Speaking of the concert. Will there be earplugs available this year? I didn't go to the concert itself last year since it was late and gay, but I did go to the surprise one the day after and it was loud AF since I wasn't prepared to be in one. I'm pretty sure I got away without any permanent hearing damage since I sat pretty far back from the sound systems.
'course, I can just get my own this time. Disposable ones are so cheap.

>>42383943
Nta, but be the change. An a-frame cork-board would work way better

>>42383958
>but be the change
Im europoor, I cant bring that shit with me since it wouldn't fit in the checker bag.

>>42383952
Yes, disposable earplugs will be available for attendees near the entrance.

>>42383933
My hatred for all of you is stronger than friendship.
I am praying for your downfall and I pray that it is swift and sudden.

>>42384009
Based

>>42384006
/)
See you there, then!

>>42383831
>>42383938
>only 2 musicians

Look out! SpinScissor is rolling in with their unique electronic style to bring the heat!

With their incredible production and vocal skills, you are sure to be shook by the experience that SpinScissor is about to create!

>>42384006
Okay but will the audio guys be keeping the volume of the noise below a certain level in the room? you can still get hearing damage with maximum protection earplugs if the music at a concert is just that earrapingly loud. I think 90db would be a good volume limit to aim for so you're not completely fucked if you forget to wear. plenty loud too.

>>42384000
It's fine, I already committed to the idea

>>42383882
Akchually it's not a 4chan convention, as explained in the about and code of conduct sections of the official website.

You better prepare your mares for the sheer power that Horse Heresy is bringing to the stage!

Heavy riffs, shrieking synths and adrenaline pumping rock and metal is what Horse Heresy’s got in store for you!

Many glow-sticks will be requisite

>>42384068
No one cares, if you cant handle the heat get out of the fire

>>42383831
>>42383938
>>42384053
>>42384197
Literally who

>>42384261
That's the best part about Mare Fair is everyone gets a fair shot at panels/vending/music
Other conventions mostly just have the same big ticket names every year, but Mare Fair is where horsefame isn't required to be part of things.

Cantersoft is here to bring a powerful performance of picks from MLP and ponytastic parodies of popular songs!

Prepare to sing and dance along to the stupendous show that Cantersoft has in store!

My friend hosted a room party last year and we got a call from the front desk warning us because they were getting noise complaints from the other guests. How do the other room partys get around this? Will we get kicked out of the new con hotel if we get drunk and throw a pinkie pie party

>>42384376
Ideally we'll be situated away from other guests this time. The problem with the Marriott was that airline crews slept there and we got mixed in with them.

If anyone still needs a room, we got a spot still open for a fourth person for a flat 150 dollars. Dates are Thursday September 4th to Monday September 8th. Send a message to this webzone if you're interested
CelestiasDrunkestDriver(at)proton(.)me

>>42384434
so just CelestiasDrunkestDriver@proton.me

Ready or not, Canto Acrylic is crashing in with original rock and metal tunes to knock your socks off.

With a knack for songwriting and belting their heart out, Canto Acrylic is bringing their A-game to this concert!

Anyone going to Trotcon?

>>42384376
From my understanding the Rosen centre hotel are pretty much THE convention hotels in that area, so they will be more familiar with idea of people doing room parties, as opposed to just being a normie hotel like the previous one >>42384380
I was trying to look up if there are any other meet ups or convention that happen on the same week (as hotels sometimes book 2/3 on top of each other if they are small enough) but I cant seem to find anything, including the MF.

>>42384478
There will be a couple other events at the hotel, but we're the biggest.

>>42384261
they aren't the biggest names but they aren't "literally who", anon. come on now.

>>42384261
>snarky "literally who" instead of looking them up and exposing themself to new music

Poor Form Anon

>>42384504
If it's something interesting I would love to take pics of whatever fun Anon x Whatever other cons things will show up.

no one, literally no one cares about pony musicians and if you do you're retarded

>>42384473
No

>>42384545
Pinkaboo's Neighhem in shambles

>>42384545
anon speaks as if they are an authority on the situation
many such cases

>>42384553
more of an authority than others, i'm a musician performing at Mare Fair

>>42384570
in that case I'll concede. drop hints which one you are so I can come heckle you and get dragged out of the con

>>42384570
Okay Wolvan

>>42383166
We can either redeem ourselves for Unicon or cement our reputation for horrid mlp events

>>42384473
I'm vending, there come say hi

>>42384601
fuck off namefag

The concert is heating up as Trey Husk’s electronic house and dance tracks are going to shake the floor.

Get ready to jump up high to Trey Husk’s performance!

>>42384535
>SEXPO
Bros... We've got competition.

>>42384473
Yes, for some reason.

>>42384535
One for veterans and one for a civil rights group

Why does Mare Fair even need a concert? To stroke the ego of retarded horsefame wannabes? Get rid of this useless event, it's the gayest shit ever

>>42384655
>civil rights group
Uh oh. Alright Anons, you can wrangle yourselves for ONE weekend, right?

>>42384672
Of course, I have a z-word pass after all.

>>42384665
nothing fucking hits like last year getting plastered upstairs then heading down to the music and lights

>>42384724
>>42384672
Don't worry my guy, we will be ready, just need to order "Griffins blew up the treebery" shirt.

>>42384535
EcchiExpo is on the same weekend we could invade and share clop to them

>>42384896
>he's right
oh boy

>>42384896
You can go there, but don't you fucking bring any back

>>42384896
The united front gooners from both sides could form would destroy the NFL

>>42384985
BROKE
ASS
BENGALS

>>42384896
That seems to be at a different hotel all the way up at the universal entrance. We aren't gonna share space with horny weebs luckily.

>>42384896
Oooh! What if we do a pool swastika at THEIR hotel?

>>42384896
>>42384990
We can call it a recon mission

>No, it wasn't us!
>It was horsefuckers! They heard about our convention and raided it!
>Something about AIDS

>>42384896 >>42384990
>twice the distance than the first hotel
damn , that sucks
>>42385013
This Anon is not a real Anon! he is too much of a smartass!

Why do you guys want to go to an anime con so badly? I'm starting to think you might not be mareschizos...

>>42385028
Based MiB: Animated Series enjoy, that intro lives rent free in my head

>>42384896
raiding them would make us no better than furries but I would go just to see what their vendors have for sale

>>42385068
What makes you think ponies arent furry?

Oh boy, here we go again.

Do not reply to bait.

>>42385057
nah, I was just interested if there was anything interesting either in the same hotel or one next street just for a quick culture exchange, and do general mingle with other fandoms. During the first MF, I had a nice chat with some people that were staying in same hotel as us due to a medical corporate meeting happening in nearby hotel.
>>42385068
If you go, I would be happy to buy-back any nice looking Hatsune Miku shirts in XL size.

>>42385088
Right next door to the Rosen is a boat expo I believe
Also ecchiexpo had something called a Waifu Club that just sounds like a fancy lounge for waifu appreciators

KSC/Nasapone Trip Update.

I am still waiting for a couple of anons to reply to me to confirm if they are attending. I have had three confirm they are unable to attend due to flights being switched and other such things. So right now we are looking at around 18 places still available for the trip.

Secondly, I will be sending out invoices for the shirts on the 26th as prototype and the like has been completed and we are happy with the quality. Once again thank you to the anons that are working together with me on that.

Finally, they have announced who the Astronaut in Residence will be for our visit and it is Bob Thirsk.
Bob Thirsk’s first flight was on NASA’s space shuttle Columbia (STS-78) and his second flight was on Soyuz TMA-15 (Expedition 20/21)


>sign up forms here
https://forms.gle/ev2cGmVwRLfee3zGA

Pony Wedding Update

If you have signed up for this PLEASE do check your emails. Most of you have responded but my ringmaker is poking me with a stick needing ring size information since he is busy doing other Mare Fair related prep so he needs time to make the rings.

That does mean if you sign up from now you won't be able to have a ring provided for you and your spouse. But you will still get the other blessings like the certificate.

>>42385102
Waifu club sounds like it's centered around 3dpd dressed as waifus which is gay as hell. I doubt they would let any ponies in either.

>>42385134
We need a maid cafe with 3dpd cosplayers. The head of the cafe is Pinkie obviously

>>42385144
No.

>>42385144
Yes as long as they have a tsundere moondancer to bully me

>>42385144
>3dpd
unacceptable, real horses in maid outfits only

>>42385163
Come to Mare Day

>>42385167
There's... maid outfits?

>>42385144
No but having cutouts of ponies in maid outfits is a good idea for a room party or something

>>42383825 (OP)
Are stallion fuckers allowed at marefair

Will I get hatecrimed at Mare Fair if I'm not green?

>>42385224
no
>>42385229
yes

>>42385229
Yes. Purple will get you alot of hate, I'm told

>>42385144
Yup.
Normiefair.

>>42385234
So I'd get double hate crimed, shit. Idk, seems worth the risk to me

>>42385288
the hate crimes will cancel each other out so you should be fine

anonfilly knows nobody will be able to find her in the soap fort

>>42385387
>smelly neet filly surrounded by a soap prison
This is a cruel and unusual punishment for the little green faggot

>>42385387
Are you doing to have the windmills in time?

Threadly Gun Range post:

Reminder to anyone that signed up to check your emails for payment. Also, some of you have non-existent emails you provided in the sign-up, so if you have not gotten an email about the range trip, please send an email to the address provided in the sign-up form currently: https://forms.gle/JUBPAyfDnDhLzNU19

As well, I have confirmation that you can bring in small plushes and whatnot if you wish no problem, but nothing that would interfere with safe operations of your lane or anyone else's lane (sorry - your LS wife will have to stay at the hotel). Photos and Videos are also fine under the same rule - don't obstruct anything or anyone.

Also - I will be bringing some printed targets, what kind of fun ideas would you like for targets? hard mode: try not to say Haber

>>42385105
I haven't been keeping up with the information on this tour. What's the individual breakdown for the $132 per person cost for the trip?

>>42385533
NTA but Entrance to KSC, a private bus tour, and return transportation round trip via Cocoa Beach.

>>42385539
Is there an option to opt out of anything like the private bus tour for poorfags?

>>42385533
So it works out to be the following.
Around 105 for the package, saving you about ten dollars there
And then the rest is for transportation to cover rental fees, parking at KSC, and also fuel and the like. Hope this is a good break down and KSC recently increased the price of the entry so you're saving a few more dollars now I think about it

>>42385549
If you don't want to be a part of the bus tour do make a note of that in the sign up form and I can happily work something out for you my friend.

>>42384819
This. The visualizer while intoxicated was hypnotizing me.

>CAPTCHA:GAA8Y

>>42385577
Which Windows Media Player Visualiser did you choose?

>>42384625
Thanks, Mr. CadBrad. I appreciate the work you all do.

>>42385477
Stay tuned, the windmills may be at a separate hotel :3

You may have heard them on Ponies at Dawn, but Totalspark is excited to bring to the stage their first pony convention performance of their music!

They're picking up the energy for this exciting show, ranging from classics to new ideas! Join us in welcoming Totalspark!

The Mare Day Shirt is available now! Preorders close August 6th, not a lot of time to place your order, some will be available at Mare Day for sale but not many!
>https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/mare-day-shirt
If you haven't signed up for Mare Day yet and want to it's happening the Tuesday after the con
>https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/mare-day--2025

>>42385671
Thanks! But credit where it is do, I am just copying and pasting posts that Ebony has written.

Okay one final update.
Cigar Meet is still happening, someone was kind enough to scout of the locations on site for me and there is a good one poolside.

I'm waiting for panels to be accepted and a schedule set before I announce anything to do with this years Whiskey Meet.
That's all for now

>>42385830
Can we also have a Zynbabwe fest? You know, gotta sprinkle some of that Zynammon on the upper deckies and turn out my lip pillows ftz.

Sometimes I wish I had gotten into this all in 2011 instead of 2025, cause cons look like so much fun. But I can't hang at a place where I can't say nigger or faggot.

>>42385830
Just get some whores you normie. Oh wait there are attention whore cosplayers right there. You are one of the biggest pieces of evidence this is just Normiefair. What's all you are doing what to do with pony? It's non pony and disgusting vices

I wish that the mods would moderate this thread

The Manehattan Jazz Quartet is gearing up to bring a genre twist to this concert!

Get ready for high-energy jazz and samba arrangements of your favorite My Little Pony songs. You’re sure to be captivated by Manehattan Jazz’s playing and craftsmanship!

>>42385739
Can't wait for some sicko to post a tribute of this shirt.

>>42385105
>trip returns right as my flight touches down
it's simply not fair

>>42385130
Cum again?
Whats this about a Pony Wedding?
When?
and what if another anon has the same mare as the one he wishes to marry? Do we fight for dominance?

>>42386047
Just bum around for a bit Copevan will be doing a run

>>42386056
>and what if another anon has the same mare as the one he wishes to marry? Do we fight for dominance?
I too would like to know this so I know whether or not to double down on my muay thai practice ahead of time

I've been rewatching the MareFair trailer a few times a day, and the hype has yet to go away-

I've never been so excited to meet random internet strangers before.

Wake me up, when September begins

>>42385075
Nta but are you calling yourself a pony? fuck off transformation nigger.

>>42386056
>>42386101
It is first come first served. You have to kill the other anons who claim your waifu or sit in the cuck chair forevermore

>>42386216
If Morning Mimosa will wrestle gators for 20 bucks then I'll for sure lay fools out to marry her

>>42384261
Retards mixing pony samples with wubs into inaudible slop, which a bunch of autists dare calling >music

>>42384521
I just checked them so far, and Christ, it sucks!

>>42386029
Oh so like every other con

>>42383831
>>42383938
>>42384338
>>42384460

>using ChatGPT to write the posts for you

>DJs so bad no human would type something nice about it

>>42386495
I PROMISE you that there are no em dashes.

>>42386495
>everything is BAD!

>>42385830

There's a cigar meet? When and where?

>>42383943
Seconding this, another cork board would be great, especially with the higher turnout.

>>42384577
>Implying he gets to perform
They announced and subsequently dropped him last year, why would you think he gets chosen this year?

>>42387221
Wolvan is performing this year

>>42386495
Clearly you've never been at a concert before

>>42387287
Says who? Have you seen an announcement? You got any proof?

>>42387585
Oh ja, I vill be performing at ze concert. Ze source iz myself. Screencap zis.

>>42387585
because im a knower

>>42387625
Why can't they help themselves

>>42386047
My goal is to make this the annual big pre-event along with Cinemare Night. I hope you can make it if Mare Fair 4 happens.

>>42386056
I am waiting for the panels to be approved then I will be posting info there. For the anons that have the same waifu, well... you can discuss a fight to the death since I can do funerals as well.

>>42386760
Cigar Meet will be Thursday around 8:00pm once I return from KSC and check in to pre-reg. Also allows anons to relax before Cinemare Night

>>42387948
>since I can do funerals as well.

>>42387948
>>42387969
>Here lies Anon
>Died in honorable combat for his Waifu

>>42387948
If it were to become necessary, I also have been a registered minister (sincr '96, bitches)

>>42388478
Don't be a nigger and try to steal their panel

>>42388516
I dunno, getting married to Applejack by a cow would be on theme.

>>42388516
Fuckoff, I ain't stealing shit, I'm just saying if an added signatory were needed for whatever reason, there will be anons on hand to forgive sins and whatever else.

>>42384896
So who's actually down to crash Ecchi Expo? It's like a 9 minute drive from the Rosen Center

>>42388807
Don't tempt me anon

>>42388807
I would never commit to such an idea in an obvious way on an anonymous board
(So very down to false-flag another convention, count me in)

>>42388853
I wish I could filter flaggots like you

>>42388807
I'll go, I can take others too

Holy shit yes I'll go to Ecchi con.
I don't even care it's sixty bucks. That sounds like fun.

>>42388705
there aren' enough ministers or signatories in all of the vatican to forgive the sins of /mlp/

>>42388854
You do, but you can't, which makes it more fun for me :3

>>42388807
>>42388853
>>42388865
Conbros, are (you) seriously ditching mares for some ecchi shit?

>>42389140
cowposter is a notorious troll who goes out of his way to make people mad

>>42389140
>>42388807
I'll go but only to bring a lifesize plush with me
The tranime peasantry need to be reminded of mare superiority

I would be more than open to being a part of the Wawa run. Even being a ride

>>42389140
Ew no. Ditching, never. Just spreading the word of Jesus Christ. And horses.

Maybe an ecchi girl will put on hooves

>>42389214
luckily the wawa by the former wyndham is still kicking. they just have a giant construction site next door filled with rubble

>>42389360
>Tfw you will never horseplay a girl so hard you mind break her into being a pony

>>42389140
I just want to see what it's about, I'm all for new experiences

>>42389412
Based dom trainer

>>42389360
Religionfag retard

The Rosen Centre is a fucking nice hotel btw

cant wait to not go to mare fair for at least 3 more years

>>42389474
Bruddeh if you think that's serious you're a silly goose.

Wolvan is indeed performing this year.

>>42389515
Stuck in the military or something? Are you 15?

Is there a mare shuttle to and from the airport again this year?

>>42389740
>when collage starts in september

>>42389776
Yes, there's a cope van run by a glimmerfag, but he's only taking anons from MCO. He posted two threads ago. When are you expected to arrive?

>>42389873
>Collage
You should pay more attention in those classes of yours.

>>42389877
12pm the 4th if the flight is on time.

This is not a drill! MCMIAG is back with more lofi, memes, hip-hop and goodness to party on through the night!

You never know what to expect when MCMIAG is bumpin’ the tunes!

>>42389729
Con ruined desu, get some better material. Where's all the big names from last year?

>>42390085
They all died in a marching accident.

>>42383943
>Sage
ahhh, i love this website.

>>42389729
Why the fuck does he keep getting away with this? What dirt does he have on all the convention staff? He is so infuriating and the worst.

I wish he was like Epstein at least he would fucking die

>>42388807
wait I might get in on this depending how the mare fair schedule looks. If nothing else I might go Sunday since I don’t care about the charity auction (or closing maremony at all)

>>42389172
>notorious
Wo0t! I'll take it!

>>42388807
I'm down. Once the mare fair schedule is out let's figure out what's the best time to go!

>>42390392
The Notorious N.I.G.

>>42390168
kek, didn't see that

They see me anoning, they hatin

>>42390574
Kidding aside, if there ARE to be shenanigens (the sort that snowpity would otherwise have to apologize for) such as pool-swastikas, then it stands to reason that "nearby and convenient anime con #7" might serve as a respectable cats-paw
Its Bigger

>>42389878
it's art school

>>42390740
good luck not having a job the rest of your life lol

>>42389873
what kind of collage?

>>42390660
>Janny
I always figured they looked something like that in real life.

>>42390740
My sincerest condolences

>>42390740
>>42390751
Anon will be rejected from art school then pivot into a career in politics after a drunken night in jail

>>42390988
based?!

>musician announcements thread
>all the musicians announced suck ass (again)
>all either normies, trannys, nigs, or press play and fist pumpers
we should all bring tomatoes and throw it at the performers that'd make the concert worth going to

>>42391028
We should just do a rape panel, starring (You).

>>42391034
i wouldn't argue

>>42391028
>normiefair is full of normie musicians
Woah no way

>>42391028
EDM is a mistake for the fandom

>>42391028
Anon, you stay that like the con has the choice of who applies to be a musicians and none of that "well they choose whos accepted" stuff because if a good musician applied, I doubt they'd be denied
A lot of popular fandom musicians are normies, so who are (You) hoping plays at mare fair?

>>42390660
I want to touch Zemming's butthole

>>42383825 (OP)
>Sees Thread asking for Volunteers months ago
>Me and my friends apply
>No reply ever, must not need volunteers
>Thread starts with "still looking for volunteers"

>>42391284
accept my staff

>>42391242
BGM, Vul, or you know anyone /mlp/ actually likes that doesn't suck ass?

>>42385224
I'm one. Shining Armor, Sunburst, Big Mac, etc. Luckily I recently took a strong liking to a G3 pony though so at least I have a backup amre.

>>42391332
>A pony musician that doesn't suck ass
What's next? You want me to find a woman that's funny?

>>42391284
You should have recieved a reply. How long ago was it? You can email volunteers at marefair.org for a status update.

>>42391332
>complains about press players
>wants BGM or Vul
Im not saying those are bad choices or anything since Id like to see them too, but you might be a bit retarded

>>42391352
You obviously didn't see Vul's set at MF1. It was more than just "press play". And BGM has more talent then all of these morons combined, even if he did just press play he'd probably make a sick video full of shit that only /mlp/ would appreciate.

>>42391332
Vul was reached out too, but is occupied with IRL stuff this year. Hope to see them soon.

>>42391028
Good musicians DID apply and got rejected. Just ask around musicians that are /mlp/ aligned and supported mare fair

>>42391400
Names now please

>>42391407
apparently horsesexhaver wasnt accepted
unless theyve got some insane musicians saved for last, i think it pretty retards to not accept him

>>42391388
Wait... Vul won't be?
>if you look close, you can see the exact moment that anon's heart breaks

>>42391422
wtf Mare Fair? Explain this

>>42391400
that's fucked up

>>42391422
its okay im doing a set on the Renegade stage and im going 110% out, got a few new songs out and ready, time is yet to be announced cause they only allow me to reserve a timespot in the room during mare fair

>>42391471
wtf is the renegade stage? were you or were you not rejected?

>>42391476
yeah I got rejected, renegade stage is for literally anyone that wants to be on stage, you sign up at the con and get some time to do whatever you want musically

>>42391485
did they say why you were rejected?

>>42391490
nope
just that I "still got a chance" if space clears up or someone else they rather wanted rejects

>>42391496

As a consolation prize I'd be more than happy to fuck your brains out at a room party

Hi from MLPA :D

so we get a concert full of offboarders nobody cares about and push /mlp/ to second string

>>42391349
Applied on February. And received a "Waitlisted" email on June.

>>42390740
Damn. You really are an idiot.

>>42391332
BGM doesn't do cons.

>>42391471
Im going to non-sexually hug the shit out of you

>collage
>it's art school
pretty sure that was a joke lads

>>42391485
The way Mare Fair defines itself as a convention without community guests keeps getting more and more peculiar.
>inb4 fans can't be equivocal to community guests
>inb4 anti-MF trolls and anti-FUD police flip out at each other

>>42391724
Enjoy it while it's ours, boys.

>>42391754
its not ours anymore

>>42391787
>it was good when it was my first year, but now that it's other people's first year, and theres a few different people, it's shit
This is (you)

>my first year
>couldn't attend other years because of work
>oldfags to marefair say its different already
crying

>>42391794
no it's shit because they're distancing themselves from /mlp/ and inviting offboarders instead

>>42391809
don't worry anon, i'm just threadshitting

hello mare fair this is my florida foalcon submission of barfilly

>>42391471
I will try to be there since I got the eepy sleepy before you went on last year and I have a need.

>>42391836
i realized i did a tie instead of a bow tie so i fixed it

>>42391836
>>42391879
uohhh barfilly needs correction

>>42391812
No, it's "shit" because nostalgia faggots want to pretend like their experience 'that one time' "clearly" indicates that anything that comes after (and with emphasis, if it involves people they don't personally approve of) is shit.
>I'm the only true MLP fan, all others are shit
Is where that slippery slope ends

>>42391947
You didn't experience the PURE SOUL of Mare Fair 1

>>42391986
>soul
>normie convention
No.

>>42391947
i am the one true MLP fan though and I say it's shit so there. ur dumb

>>42391986
>>42392022
Shush, this is important. It's great that everyone had a good time at Marefair 1 and 2. Very thrill, much celebrate.

Stop acting like if you DIDN'T go to either, that 'individual in question' is a fake or inauthentic pony fan. I know a guy who's been a horsefucker since 2009 who runs a lawnmowing business, where you CAN'T take time off in the summer.
I know alot of you are shitposting, but for heaven's sake.
And this goes double for the trannie-jannies, who THINK they're clever and no one notices

>>42391812
Source?

>>42391986
the best mare fair is the one that you didn't go to, all else are trash

>>42392090
see
>>42391400
>>42391422
>>42391485
for starters

>>42391947
>slippery slope
Alrighty, you should personally invite Amy New and Punkittdev, maybe Vylet too. Let Snowpity allow them a late panel submission. Artists, get Punkitt to draw for the opening ceremonies this year too. This will go swell.

>>42392116
unironically yes because the shitshow would be immense

>>42392116
This is such a logical fallacy that I need a cigarette

>>42392116
I know you're memeing but this would be unironic cringe kino.

>>42391836
Approved

>>42391422
>musicians
>only lists one
Did you mean to use plural?

>>42392082
September isn't summer

>>42392277
Summer until sept 20th, dumbass

Ah great Horsesexhaver gets booted for a furfag cause 'muh optics' I'm sure real cool mare fair

can we shame britcucks at mare fair?

>>42392309
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i just have a funny accent what did i ever do to you

>>42392329
let your gay government btfo of you lmao.

Vet all music applicants, if they have performed at a furfagcon they should immediately be banned from performing

>>42392331
its made even better becase i somewhat work for the government, i let myself get btfo

>>42392345
i'm going to miss you britcuckbro.

>>42392352
as far as i know i can still go to america, im looking forward to getting detained at the border :)

>>42392285
School starts in like August ergo summer is over

>>42392297
Totalspark is also a furfag and a regular fag and a tranny fag

>>42392366
if we banned fags marefair would be soulless

will i get jumped if i bring a non pony cosplay (no it is not a fursuit)

>>42392389
If by jumped you mean gangraped by diaperfags then yes

>>42392297
how was this faggot chosen over hsh?

>>42392401
can I miss the diaperfags, the rest would be fine

>>42392389
I don't see why you would dress up as something non-pony related. TF2 stuff seems to be fine though based on what I saw last year. That one guy dressed as Vergil was kind of weird though.

>>42392402
Nepotism, friends in the staff.

>>42385830
We bringing our own cigars cuz I got some
>>42391028
be happy it isn't Babscon

>>42392411
it'd be an NCR trooper so it's not like it's an anime cosplay or w/e, i just wanna try it out before i bring it to something like the fan weekend

>>42392402
a cleaner image

>>42392229
i was just listing the one i knew off the top of my head since anon asked
that being said
>>42392297
>>42392366
you guys sure do love your furries

>>42392418
Fallout gets a pass by extension of Fo:E. Bring a Lil Pip or Blackjack plush or something and no one would bat an eye.

>>42392427
yeah because performing at furfag orgy is such a good image

>>42392438
Stable 99 time :^]

>>42392439
A better image to cater to normies.

>>42392418
the ncr stands for new canterlot republic
or at least thats what ill tell people

>>42392415
Very nice, I have a selection for first time smokers as well as several cutters for people to use.

>>42392491
I would like to brings some cigars to the meet to share, but my first experience actually smoking them was at last year's cigar meet. Any tips for picking out a good brand?

>>42392491
> as well as several cutters for people to use
Will these also be used for circumcisions and castrations?

>>42392511
Well welcome back, first off I would say do not go to somewhere like a Walgreens to buy them. I would go for a mild to medium-bodied cigars with a Connecticut wrapper, Robusto sized. Unless you like something a bit "spicier"
I would go with Montecristo, Romeo y Julieta, or A Fuente.

Bonus point if it is something with a horse on the cigar band

>>42392530
I'M OPTING OUT OF THE NEUTERING.

>>42392536
what made you think you had a choice?

maybe a really stupid question but is alcohol more expensive in orlando, or close to the venue? i live in florida a couple hours away and i'm wondering if i should stock up on booze before i make my way down.

>>42392530
I hate that some faggot forced a meme that my beautiful wife would do such awful things to my anon brothers. Have your (You) and please kindly never bring up such awful things again.

>>42392564
*snip snip*

>>42392564
Every waifu gets a forced meme to haunt their image eventually.

>>42392590
I know, I thought the War Crimes shitpost would be it because of her actual cutiemark. but alas

>>42392606
It could be worse. Be glad you didn't get anal sluttery, incest, pedophilia, ambiguous shipping, or brapping.

>>42392617
Touche, but enough about waifu degeneracy.
We are here for Mares and to celebrate our love of Mares. Will be great to see you all brilliant horsefuckers again.

>>42392535
Thanks I'll definitely look into those. I'm guessing it's also a better idea to find a smoke shop instead of ordering online, right? I don't want to bring any stale cigars to the meet.

>>42392629
If you order some boveda pouches/bags with your order it should be more than okay.

>>42392617
Ok but like all I’m saying is the glimmerfags deserve it

STOP HAVING A CIVIL DISCUSSION I AM HERE FOR DRAMAPOSTING FUCK YOU REDHEARTFAG

>>42392641
Great, looking forward to it then.

Will the KSP vans make their stop by the vet’s office before or after we go to Cocoa Beach? I don’t want to get saltwater in my stitches.

>>42392725
>*returns to VAB when you do*

>>42392651
quieres?

Cigar social at marefair? Count me in

I don't smoke. Will it give me cancer?

>>42392791
yes

Do I have to wear formal attire for the cigar meet?

>>42392812
No, but you do need a fancy watch that is worth at least $500 or more.

>>42392761
Mine may have weed in it,....

all this cigar talk, wasn't somepony planning a pipe meet? That still happening?

>>42392725
On the topic of Cocoa Beach, what would be the best way to get there if I'm not a part of the KSC trip? I went last year, and while it was a lot of fun I don't really feel like seeing the same exhibits again so soon. Cocoa Beach sounds cool though So I was thinking of getting there early and meeting up with the KSC group when they come.

>>42392842
what if i only have a casio f-91w

>>42393063
You will be thrown out

Strap in for a ride as cindykate takes the spotlight for their mane stage debut!

Their mix of hardcore, dubstep and drum n’ bass is sure to knock you off your hooves!

Jesus fucking Christ. I guess next year I know to sign up as a musician even though I have like five songs, because they're all better than the dogshit the musicians this year have on their SoundCloud pages.

>>42392940
You seem to be new here so I will explain just this one time for you — all the cigar talk is a euphemism for sucking dicks. No one is actually gathering to smoke tobacco, that would be really gay

Will I get hatecrimed if I'm not a mare?

>>42393394
all stallions will be coralled into the breeding chamber

>>42393397
And where would one find this stallion breeding chamber so I know where not to go.

>>42393438
the stallions are getting bred. if you are called you will know where

>>42393384
wtf I wanna "smoke cigars" now

Hopefully the pipe smoking gathering happens at a separate time than the cigar smoking gathering

>>42393494
Same time, same place, get crossfaded bitch

How about this
If the cigar meetup is too expensive we can get some of us together in the early morning and have black coffee and cigarettes

>>42393441
>>42393438
>>42393397
DO NOT GO IN THE BREEDING CHAMBER

>>42393544
I'M YOUNG AND VIRILE I'M BUILT DIFFERENT YOU DON'T GET IT

>>42393544
>mfw 27 y/o antique breeding equipment

>>42392791
Occasional cigar/pipe smoking does not increase your risk of cancer noticeably from your natural baseline risk - so doing it once in a while is safe. Cigarettes are much worse with all the other additives and shit that go into them. It's also nice to have an hour-long or more cigar just to put your focus on and just sit and enjoy company. Very chill.

>>42392812
I would say definitely recommended if you can - at least try for business casual. Make the most of it - make it classy.

>>42393544
Is this canon to Fallout Equestria?

>>42393592
yes, project horizons

>>42392482
Show us the hole.

Last but certainly not least, we have two of our regulars combining their skills into an action-packed set of dubstep, hardstyle and many other genres to get you dancing!

You better give it your all when Vale & Fl0 and Shuffle pick up the pace to make this concert unforgettable!

well this one's new

>>42393724
This is the reason I go to the show. I need my fillybeats

>>42393739
Contact them for any questions about panels or events that we're doing!

Had a strange dream, that all MF staff was given glocks as part of their standard equipment.

>>42394120
They're playing horde mode

>>42393540
Eww, go be french somewhere else!

>>42393384
>>42393454
I mean I'd be okay with either

I like the fact there's some musicians i dont know!

>>42392411
>guy
>was kind of weird though
dude, its an 18+ my little pony convention, everyone here is weird

>>42392491
I've never smoked before, what's the likelyhood I'll pick it up as a regular habit?

>>42393063
>casio f-91w
TSA will be on you like flies on shit

>>42393724
Some links to their channel would be nice to check out what they've done so far

>>42394370
103%

>>42394362
In reality, you can pick anything non-pony as long as it's A. Funny/relatable, and B. You're funny and relatable.
No one will cry if you show up as an Engineer (or whatever), as long as what they remember of you is funny.
This is why non-pony fursuits are a bad idea, because the first thing anons will see is a fucking furry, versus "Erecting a sentry!", or something else thats easily and readily memed

>>42394398
+1 to that, if I saw somebody in King Haggard cosplay I would give them a thumb ups and high five.

>>42393540
Cigar meetup? Who said cigars??

>>42394398
Truth, kek

Metalsmith anon pls make this but real and not aishit. I will buy it

>>42394519

Wait, so do you want a solid metal pony figure or are you looking for a metal pony hood ornament?

>>42394525
>solid metal pony figure or are you looking for a metal pony hood ornament
They're pretty much interchangable if the pose is right but I assume hood ornament

>>42394410
Literally, an Amogus suit is better than a fursuit. Read the room (not directed at you specifically)

>>42394618
Gotcha, I'll come as ugandan knuckles.

>>42394621
Ehhh, now you're pushing it imo, but I'm biased in thinking Ugandan Knuckles is a trash meme. But, I'm unpopular, so you could be spot on

>>42392765
Everyone is welcome

>>42392791
Once in a while is safe, it's just pure leaf with a little bit of gum for binding.

>>42392812
I would say at least a nice button up would be the minimum

>>42392940
So the Pipe Meet and Cigar Meet are at the same time. I'm bringing a Redheart pipe and someone has some cornpipes they are bringing

>>42392986
Go across the 528 and check to see which park we have parked up at. The plan is to get there by 4:30 or 5:00

>>42393494
Welcome to have a second hang out with just pipes if you don't want to get crossfaded

>>42394370
Not exactly, though it's really up to your experience

>>42383825 (OP)
WE NEED THIS MUSICIAN!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJgqVk1IUiQ

>>42395325
No, I would prefer this.
https://u.pone.rs/KnRuqGae.mp4

>>42395363
gold

>>42395363
>"people are less critical, here at the convention" when this year is going to be more professional due to complainers
>that ending bit

>>42394519
Anon really over here buying a whole Rolls Royce

>>42394519
What exactly are you looking for anon? Just the pony, a hood ornament, or something else specific?
The design itself isn't anything crazy, but I mostly specialize in bronze

>>42393739
that's all you've found? ^:)

>>42396035
I found the flappy flyer game

>>42396035
oh hell yeah, loving this.
>greyed out images
so close..

>>42394376
https://youtube.com/@shuffle2129
https://youtube.com/@valefl0

>>42396254
Well I know what I'm listening to tonight

>>42392940
Ive got like 12 pipes to bring and I will have different types of pipe-weed if cherry doesnt suit you. Come early for your very own pipe to take home.It will be at the same time as the cigar meet as well.

>>42396091
Flappy Flyer?

>>42397056
>>42396091
what's your highest point

>>42394451
bros… is this our mindset?

>>42397077
Where???

>>42397539
https://marefair.org/nigger

if anyone still needs a room hit up sadfilly82(at)gmail
i had people cancel on me so i'm willing to take in up to 2 people. can discuss your share of the cost over email.

Anything happening the Wednesday before the con?
I land on Tuesday afternoon if anyone wants to grab a drink.

>>42398229
I'm landing Monday evening so I'd be down to chill Tuesday. Where you flying in from anon?

>>42398229
I'll be there Wednesday too along with a few others I believe.
No idea what I'll be doing but we can all meet up. Maybe visit that horse statue across the street.

>>42392564
as a trixie fag I feel for you. I hate the trixie is trans meme s much

>>42398323
thats not even a meme bro, its canon. season 1 'she' has a single eyeshine. just love your waifu for who 'she' is

>>42398339
>single eyeshine totally means stallion guise
your move, fag

>>42398344
Cataracts come with age

>>42398354
>post season 1
ok fag

>>42398272
Flying from the UK, landing about 3pm local time.

>>42398275
Sweet! Even if it's just for food and a few drinks I'm down.
What's the horse statue about?

>>42398357
>years of HRT finally kicking in
cope harder tranny chaser

>>42398359
"The Great American Horse".
It's right across the street from the Rosen Centre.

>>42398359
>Flying from the UK
Bongbro! I'm up for meeting up at the hoers statue

One of the (very few) cool things about trotcon is the panelist willing to stay up all night and play pony shit overnight
Should we do that at MF?

>>42395084
If having to choose between stogies and pipes, I favor the latter. Big fan of vanilla cavendish

>>42398608
I am interested in learning more about pipes. I was gifted my one handmade by a friend. More fun the merrier

>>42398502
Itd be cool and is something ive wanted for the last two MFs
I think if work out a lot better if it was con sponsored though since I feel like while theres probably people willing to do it, most dont even consider it

>>42397649
I can't even get to the fucking pipe

For those of you who are going for the first time, first con ever, or simply consider yourself a wallflower, what are you planning to do when you get to Mare Fair? I'm genuinely curious to hear how any of you interns to navigate your con experience.

KSC/Nasapone SHIRT Update

I have sent emails to those have confirmed they wanted shirts with an invoice as production is going to be underway. Just more or less the same protocol as the main invoice.
Also 17 places left at this moment so things are getting full.

>Sign-Up Form here
https://forms.gle/MeZzXTakivmYjAmz8

>>42399655
take like 3 shots and hope it's enough to bring out some confidence for social interaction

>>42391448
damn, back to back cons without vul, im kinda upset with that

>>42399655
First con ever
Just going to meet some pals and make new friends. Got some SSGT Reckless stickers to hand out

>>42397077
made it to 349

>>42383825 (OP)
good UX lots of soul

>>42383825 (OP)
>Cinemare Night
Fully booked

>>42399655
I'm going to absolutely destroy gollyfags bellybutton

>>42399840
Save some for Range Day if you're going

>>42399893
I got the invoice for that range day at shitters world. Seems a bit pricy for some rented gunz, I intend on bringing my own handgun but Colorado has retarded gun laws that might make flying with her a struggle. Kinda torn!

>>42399948
I went to a range during Harmonycon and it's like third of what I paid there

>>42399960
I paid the invoice, 75 really isnt that bad, especially if I dont gotta pay for transport or 9mm. See you boys there!

>>42399948
Trust me I understand how pricy things look. I did my absolute best to get the price as low as I could for range day so nobody would be offput by the price and it would be inviting to as many people as possible. But prices as they are is the lowest I could get it. Considering it is Orlando, things are always going to be more pricy unfortunately. I do appreciate the feedback though. But I hope to give you all a fun afternoon, and thanks in advance to those of you that are bringing their own fun stuff to try out.

For those who may have not paid yet, please check your emails for payment info.

>>42400109
where's the sign up for range day?

>>42400118
Unfortunately we hit our limit for transport, plus our group size as-is is large enough that any bigger would be difficult to organize everyone for the time we have there. You can see signups for most events going on on the Mare Fair Event Tracker, if you haven't seen it already:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17CUfrC9hP_MndY1H3-cAR9gQ6VjW9lY0ksFIytSNkTk

You will find a link to the sign-up in the monday entry, with an email address to contact since sign-ups closed if you want to get on a "waiting list" in case some people drop out last minute. A few people have already been place on this list, as well as a good chunk of people have yet to submit payment. If by the week or so before the con I don't have any response from those people, I'll contact anyone that signed up late in order of reply to add them to the trip.

>>42400152
FUCK

>>42399667
Nice! When will the shirts be handed out? I assume we will wear them to KSC, right?

>>42400193
The plan is to do that, I'll send an email a week or so beforehand with the plan of the day. Checking in and what have you

Coffee meetup this year?

>>42400109
Oh its all good man haha, I'm just a poor bitch right now. Thanks for setting this up!
> thanks in advance to those of you that are bringing their own fun stuff to try out
If a p10-c with irons can be counted as 'fun stuff' jej