Your waifu is always there for (You).

Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane.

>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?
Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.
>How do you know if you have a waifu?
When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.

Last Wednesday's thread: >>42300025

Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support. thread is on time this time yay

im very busy today but will try to make a fun little poem or wordplay for my waifu

bumpers

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What happened to this thread? The regulars just disappeared one day.

>>42387712
old anon slowed down until he stopped so i kept reposting each wednesday in his place

bump

My internship has ended, I have learned quite a bit from the past 4 months. During my last week at the office, I got to show pictures of my Discord cosplays to the secretary who used to work in fashion design, and she thinks I might be better off working behind the scenes at a theater than becoming a therapist, kek. I can't even argue with that. I'm good with people, but I'm honestly so tired of them. And my own issues present a liability.

If I get lucky tomorrow, I will be allowed to move into my godparents' guest room. That would improve my living situation for the upcoming months, but it has a catch: They're chain smokers, so I'll have to put up with migraine for a while, and my little OlyDiscord plush would have to stay inside a vacuum-sealed bag. Still, it's my best option right now.

On a brighter note, I drew a Discord for Lauren Faust's birthday card, yay. I love that Noodle so much. If only he gave me a bear hug that overpowered all of my pain and sorrow.

>>42387533
srs bsns, indeed

>>42387712
I dieded

>dead general
Have waifus finally gone out of fashion? Who else am I supposed to share my relationship with a fictional character with?

>>42389363
Most waifufags were posers trying to seem based.

>>42389363
I'm still listening, if that's worth anything to you.

>>42390325
We cannot know that. Waifuism isn't always eventful or easy, so activity will ebb and flow. The website is also losing users, amongst them probably some waifuists. I hope the Russian Rarifag has not been drafted.

>>42388517
it'd be nice if you weren't a fucking faggot and chose an actual pony

>>42390538
>choosing your waifu
Amateur.

>>42390577
pssst... sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but... word has it discord is a dude *wink

>>42390608
le gasp

>>42389363
TWD(Total Waifu Divorce)

>>42389363
We stay in our dead character generals.

>>42387712
I still lurk the thread in the hopes of seeing new faces come along and share their love for their waifus, as I'm sure most of the old regulars do. Other than that and posting drawings to my waifu's thread, I don't use the board much anymore.

>>42388517
Sup discordfag. Glad to hear you were able to finish out your internship. What's next, other than moving?

>>42389363
Spill, anon. It may not seem like there are many anons around who will see what you type, but you never know how many people are lurking who might decide to start posting about their waifu after they see you do so.

>>42390940
;-;

>>42390520
I can know because many of them have admitted it. It's only natural in a community with a large chunk of porn content. Those who are genuine are based and I wish them the best.

>>42390325
This.
Those cosplayer threads from a few months back really showed that this place is full of posers and simps.

>>42391540
Don't get me wrong. I could ramble at some serious length, but seeing that mine's also Discord and the activity level is low, it'd probably turn into a backdoor Discord thread between me and the senior Discordfriend. Not that I'd be in any way opposed to a thread dedicated to glazing the noodle, but I'm inclined to keep it to a considerate level to maintain some space for the other waifufags who may or may not still be here.

>>42391804
>would enjoy glazing the Noodle
>inclined to keep it to a considerate level
The cross we have to bear. Funnily enough, Discord himself is rather considerate and restrained given how easily he could turn Equestria into a Chaos shithole (figuratively and literally). Nopony ever thanks him for it. Rude, I say!

Have you seen the Symbiote Discord plush reveal yet? >>42391208 I prefer the blessed Olyfactory bootleg, personally.
>captcha: 0SYYY
Feels significant, even though I don't understand and can only think of Eastern Germans. Perhaps the hint to visit my Twifag buddy.

>>42391850
Ooh, big fan of the goofy pose. There's a nice spot on my desk, just in the corner of my eye when I'm sat at the computer, where I can easily see him sitting. In fact, just imagining it is making me grin like an idiot. I'm definitely picking this one up when it hits the webstore.

>>42391689
Oh god, don't remind me about that shit.

>>42391804
Peculiar fucking times we live in when Discord is the most represented "waifu" in /ww/, kek. I still get a kick out of reading both of your posts in Discord's voice, though, so I say go ahead and ramble (within reason). Maybe it'll feel like a challenge to other waifufags to see so much unrepentant adoration for a non-pony AND male character in the waifu thread on the pony board.
I'll probably make a waifu post later if the thread is still up.

>>42391884
First of all, I'm thrilled my fellow Discordfag is still around. Thank you for being you, I guess. You had mentioned that Discord inspired you to be creative, so I've been wondering what sorts of things you have been up to. My own creativity feels a little stifled by IRL bullshit for the time being, and it irks me.

My dream is to carve a life sized statue of Discord before I die, preferably having my urn placed inside a small locked chamber at its base. Decades after my passing, I'd imagine people seeing it are utterly confused by what they're looking at, and it'd be glorious. Urban legends would speak of occasionally hearing a chuckle; that's how hard I'd be losing my ghastly sides.

>>42392452
I tend to draw him, but I'm quite an indolent artist, so I don't put stylus to tablet often. If you've seen a few miscellaneous Discord pics floating around /bale/ or other threads lately, they're most likely mine. I keep a dedicated Discord doodle canvas open in Krita that I can add something to whenever something comes to me. I really ought to set the time aside for something higher-effort, but it's tough to settle on any one idea, sometimes - I'm not great with paralysis of choice, and there's a practically infinite amount of poses and scenarios that he lends himself to.

Now, obviously, you've got exactly two options for how that statue's going to look. Are you going with the pre-RoH pose, for style, or post-RoH for pure comedy?

>>42387712
>>42389363
I still lurk but dont really have much to add. I did take a trip with ponk this weekend which went well and was fun but otherwise I haven't done much with her one on one.

>>42392561
His original statue is more iconic, but I'm afraid his talon and legs would be brittle if translated into an actual statue. So I'd have to come up with my very own design.

>dedicated Discord doodle canvas
>Krita
My knees are bending all on their own. I'm a pathological procrastinator and infuriating waste of potential myself, and it's debilitating. I'm proud of you working to create a worthwhile habit in the name of Discord, our awe-inspiring, tremendously creative and playful waifu. I drew picrel a year ago (when I was a tad horny, admittedly), and I still haven't digitized it because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing in digital. Fuck those squeaky clean, professional workflows. All I know is "move stick across surface, wala, it's Noodle". I can't even decide on a stylization and draw so sporadically, I have to reinvent my own waifu every time.

>>42392683
>weekend trip with Ponk
Nice! Was it a road trip? Or did you explore a city? Did you bring a plushie? Did you pick any activity or snack inspired by Ponka?

>>42392726
It was a road trip to see the mare fair venue with other anons. I did draw ponk for a bit and in a way she did inspire me to try to meet other people. I did have one slice of apple pie because of her though.

>>42392870
I always like to see those travel outfits that people make for their ponies. Cute pink.

>>42392870
I adore your Ponka's outfit, it really spells "adventure". Not to mention I like Pinkie quite a bit. I suppose the other anons were good company, weren't they? Have fun at Mare Fair when the time comes, I'll be at GalaCon that weekend. (I wonder if it's possible to connect anons of both cons via some livestream, perhaps making it a small panel at MF, and having the EuroAnons gather around somebody's laptop/tablet. If that were happening, I'd squeeze into the picture to wave hello.)

>I never got to make outfits for my Discord or Anonfilly even though I got fabric for it ages ago
M-maybe in time for PonyCon Holland.