Thread 42389980 - /mlp/ [Archived: 35 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:22:40 AM No.42389980
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I can't fucking fathom why anyone denies her parents are Sunburst and Glimmer. Her cutie mark is EXACTLY like her fucking father's and the girl clearly has latent Glimmer energy. The Glimmer/Sunburst romance was extremely obvious in the show.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:23:51 AM No.42389983
>>42389980 (OP)
Because the idea of Trixie cucking Starlight is really fucking funny.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:24:21 AM No.42389984
Because I refuse to believe that Starlight Glimmer would have sex
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:25:20 AM No.42389988
>>42389980 (OP)
Because Starlight was busy playing Splatoon 2.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:26:24 AM No.42389992
masturboop the next generation
masturboop the next generation
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:35:18 AM No.42390016
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>>42389980 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:38:49 AM No.42390022
no
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>>42389980 (OP)
there's nothing to deny, because there is no proof, and you know it.

firstly, it's stated that it was the first time she had visited ponyville. unless you think that some convoluted bullshit occurs in which she never visited starlight who lives in ponyville makes sense
secondly, you clearly see sunburst and silverstream holding hands near the end
third, when was there any romance shown? any attempt to get closer to sunburst was blocked by twilight herself, the only obvious thing was the chip on haber's shoulder

also fuck your bait
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:39:24 AM No.42390023
>>42389983
That is very funny, true.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:41:15 AM No.42390033
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>>42390022
Ree harder
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:43:09 AM No.42390038
>>42390033
I'm pretty sure even with as much as she was throwing herself at him he didn't realize
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:43:53 AM No.42390041
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:47:20 AM No.42390053
stareatglimmernigger
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>>42390022
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:55:40 AM No.42390066
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>>42390033
>>42390053
reeeeee. any actual proof, though?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:06:37 AM No.42390084
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Best mother in the show
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:12:55 AM No.42390091
>>42390038
He realized, he's just a volcel king.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:18:36 AM No.42390108
>>42389980 (OP)
On another topic.
When did the show start making these really ugly gradient manes and cluttered designs?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:20:35 AM No.42390110
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>>42389980 (OP)
Well, most people hated the ending, so you'd first need them to give a fuck about the epilogue, which is a tall order.
But my take is, while I wish it could be true, the timing works quite against it. You'd need at least twenty years for Starburst to get together, make a kid, and for it to grow up into functioning age. That means they got to work even faster than actual established couples in the show like Sugar Belle and Big Mac, whose only child is still underage. A 20 year skip would also suggest that characters like CMCs would already be at hag age, likely older than the Mane6 were in the show. But the passage of time has always been nebulous, what with the Cakes remaining babies for eight seasons.
I mean you could maybe make it generous and cut it down to a 15 year skip and make Luster just a big teenager, I guess like the Student Six. Maybe. But it's funny to think that Starlight had a better functioning womb than any of the Mane6.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:21:54 AM No.42390112
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:26:41 AM No.42390121
The cutie mark is a dead giveaway that Sunburst IS her father. But is there any smoking gun that proves beyond a doubt the mother is Glimmer? She has her eyes, but those are common mare eyes. And I don't think the small curls at the end of her mane are really enough.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:31:12 AM No.42390130
>>42390121
>The cutie mark is a dead giveaway that Sunburst IS her father
no it isn't. tons of random ponies have similar marks to twilight
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:35:35 AM No.42390143
>>42390130
>meh reh the 2 cutie marks that look practically identical totally weren't designed to hint at a family connection at all

Just because you have an opinion does not mean it has value. Your opinion is stupid, and bullshit, and it is of no value.

Good DAY
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:38:47 AM No.42390148
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>>42390130
Homie do you not have functioning eyeballs
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:06:03 AM No.42390197
>>42389980 (OP)
None of those characters are canon so it doesn't matter.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:08:17 AM No.42390201
>>42390197
You're not canon
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:10:35 AM No.42390206
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>>42390201
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:12:28 AM No.42390208
>>42390121
Since when are cutie marks genetic? I thought its was just talent and destiny
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:17:23 AM No.42390215
>>42390208
They're not in-universe but that doesn't fucking mean the character designers don't intentionally make characters that are related look similar. Shining Armor's mark has a magenta-red star exactly like Twilight's for fuck's sake
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:42:44 AM No.42390264
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>>42390215
Yeah, but Shining Armor is also said in show to be Twilight’s brother, but nobody in the show said that she was Sunburst's daughter, unless you think every rainbow cutiemark is related to Rainbow Dash. Also Sunburst cm doesn't look 100% like his mom too
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:24:21 AM No.42390352
>>42390264
DAWG THE FUCKING 2 CUTIE MARKS ARE EXACTLY THE GODDAMN SAME, STOP ARGUING ABOUT IT YOU OBNOXIOUS CUNT THEY ARE LITERALLY IDENTICAL THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE YOU ACTUAL MORON HOLY SHIT
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:28:18 AM No.42390359
>>42390108
>gradient manes
I never liked it when background mares had them they're supposed to be exclusive to crystal ponies
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:22:59 AM No.42390621
>>42390016
>Wall of headcanon
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:25:28 AM No.42390622
>>42390352
Seethe. You have no proof and you know it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:08:29 PM No.42390752
dash LOUD
dash LOUD
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>>42390352
Indoor voice, please.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:40 PM No.42390789
OP got btfo'd
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:00:46 PM No.42390952
>>42389980 (OP)
No proof. All ponies get cutie marks, so its not like its impossible to have resemblances.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:15:15 PM No.42390987
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>>42389983
she thinks it's funny too
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:19:48 PM No.42390993
twi looking up
twi looking up
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>luster dawn
>twilight sparkle
>starlight glimmer
>sunset shimmer
Are ponies with [low ambient light] [light refracting] names the John Smiths of Equestria?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:21:32 PM No.42390998
>>42389980 (OP)
Sunburst is gay, keep coping.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:23:52 PM No.42391000
>>42390016
>Luster's cutie mark is Sunburst's cutie mark sinking into a white liquid
What is that supposed to mean?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:24:41 PM No.42391003
>>42391000
that poochie once said "iwtcisb"
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:40:08 PM No.42391408
>>42390121
The mare is pink
>>42390112
Kek
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:51:07 PM No.42391430
>>42390993
all of them are unicorns so more like Tyrone Watermelon
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:56:16 PM No.42391444
>>42390993
it's just for unicorns who are destined to be important. like having D. as your middle initial in one piece
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:04:35 PM No.42391665
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>>42389983
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:38:13 PM No.42392148
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>>42389980 (OP)
You really think that nerd Sunburst would get laid? We all know who her real mother is.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:35:34 AM No.42392979
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>>42389980 (OP)
Because I am her real father.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:42:18 AM No.42393375
>>42390993
I was about to say this. The naming convention is just because the creators thought it was funny to be so similar to each other. Also
>Cozy Glow
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:57:22 AM No.42394140
>>42390752
jej
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:31:13 PM No.42394725
>>42391408
That's true.