Thread 42392611

Horse Buttocks

>>42392611 (OP)
this will get taken down any minute now because the jannies are all hypocritical retards

>>42392620
Nah tranny janny posted it

>>42392648
Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

Twilight Sparkle would never.

>>42392611 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0YJA6rG_BA

I concur

For me, it's the hooves.

>>42392611 (OP)
Pony tushies are glorious and beautiful. One cannot help but admire the symmetry, curvature, and firmness of them. Imagine how the muscles move within and around them. Imagine the feeling of heat as you move your hand over it, and the seemingly contradictory smoothness and texture of the coat. Imagine all this, and you will see that it is perfection.

>>42392637
OP here, I'm neither.

>>42392671
she would

>>42392759
would twilight really wear that?!

>>42392720
kek twilight died before G% did

>>42392611 (OP)
We brought back Milky threads.
Time to bring back Ass Worship Threads too.

>>42393512
I don't know, I still see Milky threads getting whacked.

Wow, they usually only let their preferred customer eqgfags get away with ass threads.

>>42394155
He'll get to it once his ERPing session is done, especially now that milksurgents have arrived.

>>42394155
turkroach janny must be too busy cranking his roachhog to JDB to do his job

>>42393512
UNF

Butt.

>>42394356
I can't believe ponies and bat ponies keep seducing human men into having days of sex with them to produce so many offspring.

>>42394371 here
forgot to mention im a brown shitskin

Trixie's bottom

Kirin butt

>>42394391 here
im sorry for posting that im just so embarrassed of my dark skin color and flaccid penis that i need to project it onto others with a normal libido

>>42394427 here
forgot to mention im brown shitskin who likes to project constantly

>>42394406
I'd be a bottom for 'her'

>>42394444 again here
im not sure why i said i forgot when i clearly said exactly that in the previous post. sry my brain not very good

>>42394541 here
forgot to mention im a brown shitskin and I will keep telling everyone this because it's important to know

>>42394544 here again
i juat wanted to reiterate thats exactly what i am

>>42394553 here again
i just wanted to reiterate thats exactly what i am

I'm glad the brownspammer finally admits what he really is.
Now back to horse ass.

>>42394652
You will never be white, shitskin.

>>42394669
go back to jdb

>>42394680
That's where you belong.

>>42394689
Clearly not, they don't like mare butts there. Also, post a damn pony for once in your life, tourist.

>>42394724
Not posting a pony on this shit thread, tourist.

>>42394731
>dislikes pony threads
>calls others tourists
You have never and will never post a pony in any thread, don't lie.

>>42394739
I have posted pony on other threads that are not garbage like this one. Your tourist thread is not worthy.

>>42394749
What exactly is tourist about posting pictures of sexy ponies?

>>42394762
This thread has nothing to do with discussion about the show.

>>42394769
neither do like 70% of the threads on the board and haven't for years

>>42394775
Maybe if the janitors weren't niggers who don't bother to check frequently then /mlp/ would be actually good then a shithole with the occasional raid from underaged niggers being not moderated until the ERP session that /mlp/ jannies have is done.

>>42394769
This is what barbie and g5 posters use as an argument when they get upset at pony threads
>>42394784
>then a shithole
yeah it's a barbie poster

>>42394807
oh oops, forgot to post plot

Guys, why aren't you discussing the show?

Ponies SHIT from those things.

>>42395006
>free food comes out of the ass
UNF

>>42395006
My headcannon is that mare excrement is nutritious, delicious and beneficial for human men

>>42395023
I didn't know indians liked MLP. I thought you guys would be more into wild manes

>>42393512
I really do hope the mods take an honest moment and reevaluate what they do and don't allow. Whether they allow those old threads again, or they get rid of all of the stupid fetish shit that's obviously worse than those old threads, it will be a better situation than the blatant hypocrisy the rules currently show.

What is wrong with me that I'm genuinelly more sexually attracted to MLP characters than real life human women.

>>42395069
nothing

>>42395069
the fact you think there's something wrong with that

>>42395012
>>42395023
Hello LemonDrop

>>42395069
You've entered a more advanced mentality and attraction complex, after dating women I quickly learned that mares are far superior

I want to cum inside Twilight Sparkle's pony pussy

Stop making me hard while I'm on public transportation

>>42395006
where's your flag?

>>42395032
i love my pony wife derp

>>42392611 (OP)
HOLY FUCK SAUCE OP??? i know this artist

>>42395485
It's AI generated
https://derpibooru.org/images/3559583

>>42395519
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>42395530
ya gotta get better at spotting em from the thumbnail, kid

>>42392759
>OP violates board rules
>thread stays up over 24 hours
please if this thread wasn't made by a janny then it would have been removed.

>>42396294
Oh shit, now your retardation makes sense. You want to be a janny. You're actually jealous of the for frees lmao

>>42396294
huh? what rules? I don't see any rules here

>there are anons here who unironically police threads that break arbitrary "rules" that the jannies made up that aren't even listed on the ruled page
How pathetic

>>42395069
You're becoming based.

>>42394990
She was so real for this

also,
Dashie's athletic and toned ass

>>42394812
Featureless crotch ponies are hotter than anatomically correct ponies

Cake Ass

>>42397614
have a (you) for your shit b8

>>42392611 (OP)
>Horse Buttocks
>Fuck it
Gladly!

Plapful mare butt

>janny deleted the milky ass pic in specific but nothing else
kek

>>42398888
checked
I guess poner ass worship is fine now??

>>42398959
What does that even mean? Are you duds in the mood for chess again? Can't handle conversation so you spazz every neuron at once and scan someone for answers before getting drunk and high again? Contextually, you're very in trouble for that. Wanna smoke? All I've got are Marlboro.

>>42398888
Checked

My wife has such a glorious ass.

>>42399502
MY wife is better because she's WHITE

>>42398888
>Checked
Tranny janny is a hypocrite which shouldn't be suprising

>>42398888
Milky Way is being discriminated #justiceformilkyway

>>42399596
>>42399587
>>42398978
that's a quick way to get these threads banned again

ZAMN

>>42395530
What? It's still a great pony ass pic

I do like big, wide butts, but I wont post many of them of that size

>>42400777
pleeeeeeease post many of them

>>42397577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oceI93Qw9O8

It's weird that they have them. No other animal can claim this.

>>42401175
Technically they don't. What looks like a butt is actually just thigh.

>>42392666
>666 get
okay satan

>>42401196
I'll have to examine them close to be sure.

>>42401168
Based. I love implied lethal farts/farting pics.

SNIFFA

>>42401651
glimmy I know your reputation, but you might be looking into something that isnt there

>>42402021
>forgot pic
derp

>even the pony ass thread is practically dead
pretty grim

average pony ass size? I think pinkie's here is a bit bigger than regular, but they still have ample flanks

>>42402166
well, Pinkie should have the biggest ass of the mane six.

>>42402213
followed closely by applejack, though mostly of muscle than pudge

>>42402243
agreed.

heart butts are important

>>42402021
The original nonedited picture is all that matters.

>>42402379
>>42402404
>>42402418
This is the pony ass thread not the dog ass thread

>>42399559
Vinyl Scratch is a very pale yellow. Not white.

>>42397614
Yes, I agree, mostly because the "anatomically correct" have porn grade huge genitalia and anuses. It's great for porn, it's all good, but this is not how I imagine ponies. This thread is far closer. The naughty parts are hidden in the buttcheeks which is why there was little need to wear clothes daily - there's no shame if you aren't exposed when naked. Clothes aren't for modesty, quite the opposite, they are mostly decorations.

>>42402609
this anon has it 1000% correct

>>42402422
nta but I will post g5 just to spite you

>>42402687
And that's what makes G% a rotten failure

ample but not huge, the perfect butt

>>42402694
Yep, g5 ain't great. It has very nice mares tho. Only g4 mares are good? Do they really need a passport to get a shot at greatness? Poor origins and bad expectations are not a good predictor for the final outcome. Just look at Pipp. Who would think a social media zoomer mare from non g4 gen would have so many fans. Remember how worries this board was about the "social activist" main character? And now Sunny is seen as some of the purest hearted mares.

>>42402732
I would kiss that butt

>>42402742
she would enjoy it

>>42402741
None of them mares

>>42402741
>Only g4 mares are good
Yes.

>>42402563
Ponkadonk is best badonkadonk.

>>42402694
Since you asked so nicely...

>>42403022
>beanmouth smile the last thing you see before you suffocate in the sour, clammy tang of Izzy's ass crack
giwtwm

>>42402711
Agreed. Perfect size. Also, I assert that her rump is firm, so that when you thrust in the ripples across her buttocks are small and tight.

>>42403025
Human asses on ponies? Nah. Pic rel is whats what.

>>42403455
lovely mare rump

Head so perfectly balanced in this

I headcanon that the biggest butt is a tie between Pinkie and Rarity. Pinkie because of the sweets, Rarity because it'd be funny.

>>42394412
Nirik butt

Bump

>>42402711
>Czu
Nice. Check out the cute butt on this Ms. Harshwhinny he made for me. She'll get colour; I'm going all the way with her.

>>42392671
>>42392648
She just did

There are only like 2 HAOP in this thread. I'm so proud of you guys. Great pony butts.

>>42392648
>twibutt2
where is twibutt1?

>>42394990
https://youtu.be/ncQZtTtvHms?si=fgCXVM_tNHcQzpAZ

>>42407145
And they were both probably posted by the same pajeet.

>>42407682
sorry mam it's too small

>>42403015
Ironic that AI can make better 3D ponies than any animation studio

>>42408005
>computers are better at computer generated animations than humans are
i mean

>>42408104
Nah, it's because AI is trained on fan art. 3D studios don't give a fuck about what they're making, it's just a paycheck to them

>>42408700
>welost

>>42409643
That's not even welost retard.
Get your brain checked.

>>42409661
It was a joke about her tail bun you autist

>>42409663
Right. I'll be sure to read your slow mind next time and know that you're thinking that her tail bun looks like a ponut.
Fucking moron.

>>42409675
Anon got the joke but you didn't. You're slow.

>>42409685
If the joke has to be explained, then it isn't funny.

>>42409685
Holy fuck you people are retarded.
Anon didn't even make a joke.
THIS is how you make a welost joke.

>>42409701
That's not even welost retard. Get your brain checked.

This board is hopelessly retarded. All of you should be fucking executed.
You retards deserve the shit jannies and sharty raids.

>>42392648
>No buttcrack
Lame

>>42409712
ur gay lol

>>42392611 (OP)
PSA: Saying you don't like AI art on principle is like jerking it to boy ass before realizing it's attached to an XY and then you're like "ewwww".

>literal ass thread on page 10
shameful

>>42409712
Sad.
Many such cases.
Have a butt.

>>42409712
"I literally could not stay out of a thread about plump, juicy horse ass, but I don't like you guys or this board, I swear."

>>42404830
UNF

This thread is ass

>>42410925
noone asked rajesh

>>42413221
By design.

Why do pony asses look so goddamn slappable

>>42414569
Are (You) spanking your bat?

>>42414569
They just are

>>42414569
Male instinct

>>42414611
Yes plap plap.plap

>>42413819
you can get rid of all that frustration by going on grindr and getting TOPPED

>>42415021
They should've had her blush.

What's that smell?
It's enough to make a man sick.
Ha ha hah hah hah ha!

Less talk.
More butts.

>>42407246
not pajeet here, just braindamaged (one of mine got deleted too)

>>42409663
wut
kind of sounds like youre just pretending to not be retarded

>>42417573
Ahem.
I said, "LESS talk, more BUTTS!"

slap the butt

>>42417629
Kinky

>>42392774
Maybe for an experiment involving Anon's neuron activation.

This thread is last on the board. I must bump it with a butt.