Thread 42393473

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>>42393473 (OP)
HOW CAN SHE SHLOP?!?!?

>>42393770
thorsty

Why was this civilized sapient creature drinking mouth-first from a fountain like a wild animal?

>>42393473 (OP)
akchually horses don't schlop schlop, they can suck up water with the mouth like we do

>>42394261
I've heard they do both ways. Is it a breed thing?

>>42393778
>drinking mouth-first
you trying to be the next 'diapers in a fog'
how else do you drink

>>42394290
>he doesn't sip ass-first

>>42394287
Why would horses be bred to drink water with their tongues?

>>42393473 (OP)
junebug is so adorable!

>>42394378
sure beats gamergirl bath water

saved

>>42394338
for the difficult

>>42394322
Kek

>>42394322
ironically the colon is very suited to extract water. This might actually work if you could create the sufficient suction.

Of course if you could create sufficient suction your skills would be invaluable

>>42393778
There are no bad micro organisms innaequestria. No plague, no AIDS, no Covid. Why do you think they boop each other on the nose using hooves that have been plodding on the ground all day? The equivalent would be me removing a shoe and touching your nose with the bottom of it. This act would be disgusting in this world because of all the germs, but imnaquestria the only shock is the fact that the boop was unexpected.

>>42394378
Now add Anon swimming in the fountain

>>42393473 (OP)
mareslop

>>42396623
*mareschlop

>>42395361
How about brain-eating amoebas?

>>42395361
What? That’s retarded. It’s so much easier to say that ponies have strong immune systems like real horses.