>>42396153 (OP)
>"Yowza it's really goin' at 'em. How many's it eaten?"
"Eleven."
>"And you just keep feedin' it?"
"I can't stop. At first it was just Teddy's burger, but she was so hungry and kept asking for more."
>"Whaaat? It talks?"
"Come on Lin. Of course she talks. She's a pretty princess, and her name is Twilight Sparkle, isn't that right, princess?"
"Oh yes Bob, and I just love the tomatoes you got fresh from the farmer's market. I can absolutely tell the difference between those and the cheap freeze-dried ones."
>"Bobby that was you talkin'. You do that all the time."
"No, she was really talking my ear off earlier. Ponies know about these things, Linda. Yes, I have to wake up at 4 just to get a space in line, and yes they cut into our profits. I mean... that loud Italian woman practically gouges me, but this is magic."
>"Bob."
"It's actual magic. Look at what that overpriced produce brought here. How do you so no that THAT!?"
>"Bobby. Does it - *sigh* does it even have money?"
"Oh. Oh yeah. She gave me a bunch of gold coins."
>"Geez! Those aren't the chocolate ones wrapped in foil are they? Ya know like those ones we got from whatshisnameberg's bar mitzvah? Gene still thinks they're gold too. Has 'em upstairs. When they melted he didn't even throw 'em out. Said that the Jew leprechaun was trying to trick him."
"No *laughs* no. This is real gold. Teddy tried to bite into one because he thought they were chocolate too."
>"Well... alright then I guess. If it's givin' us gold..."
"She's giving us gold, Lin. She. That beautiful magical pony is not an 'it'. Just look at her."
>"I'm lookin' Bob. I'm lookin'. I mean I can't look away. Really making' a mess there. At least Tina'll love her."
"Uh *sigh* maybe we should sort of ease Tina into this one. You know how she gets into those depressed fits? This might do the opposite."
>"What? That can happen?"
"It's just... I'm just theorizing Lin."
