This isn't very princess-like behavior.

>>42396153 (OP)
That's what they get for calling us equesticles

This just made me hungry. And thirsty.

>>42396164
Do you even excrete?

>>42396153 (OP)
Why do I feel like my bones are getting stronger?

>>42396235
Quit staring, it's rude.

>>42396153 (OP)
>"Yowza it's really goin' at 'em. How many's it eaten?"
"Eleven."
>"And you just keep feedin' it?"
"I can't stop. At first it was just Teddy's burger, but she was so hungry and kept asking for more."
>"Whaaat? It talks?"
"Come on Lin. Of course she talks. She's a pretty princess, and her name is Twilight Sparkle, isn't that right, princess?"
"Oh yes Bob, and I just love the tomatoes you got fresh from the farmer's market. I can absolutely tell the difference between those and the cheap freeze-dried ones."
>"Bobby that was you talkin'. You do that all the time."
"No, she was really talking my ear off earlier. Ponies know about these things, Linda. Yes, I have to wake up at 4 just to get a space in line, and yes they cut into our profits. I mean... that loud Italian woman practically gouges me, but this is magic."
>"Bob."
"It's actual magic. Look at what that overpriced produce brought here. How do you so no that THAT!?"
>"Bobby. Does it - *sigh* does it even have money?"
"Oh. Oh yeah. She gave me a bunch of gold coins."
>"Geez! Those aren't the chocolate ones wrapped in foil are they? Ya know like those ones we got from whatshisnameberg's bar mitzvah? Gene still thinks they're gold too. Has 'em upstairs. When they melted he didn't even throw 'em out. Said that the Jew leprechaun was trying to trick him."
"No *laughs* no. This is real gold. Teddy tried to bite into one because he thought they were chocolate too."
>"Well... alright then I guess. If it's givin' us gold..."
"She's giving us gold, Lin. She. That beautiful magical pony is not an 'it'. Just look at her."
>"I'm lookin' Bob. I'm lookin'. I mean I can't look away. Really making' a mess there. At least Tina'll love her."
"Uh *sigh* maybe we should sort of ease Tina into this one. You know how she gets into those depressed fits? This might do the opposite."
>"What? That can happen?"
"It's just... I'm just theorizing Lin."

>>42396153 (OP)
You are right twilight is showing slide thread behavior

>>42396282
Pure fucking gold anon. I'm currently recovering from my laughing fit

>>42396307
Stop staring at her belly boulder.

>>42396153 (OP)
It indeed isn't.

>>42396153 (OP)
What was this one, The Equesticles?

>>42396307
Your generation is showing corpse behavior

>>42396455
Why did you bring up G5 completely unprompted?

>>42396456
Because you're a g5 loving schizo who constantly spams his little catchphrase in Twilight threads.
You aren't fooling anybody.

>>42396465
I'm not whoever you've got living in your head, dude.

>>42396465
This isn't a Twilight thread.

>>42396465
You got the wrong guy retard

>>42396494
>>42396473
you're making me thirsty

>>42396521
you sure about that?

>>42396532
yeah, I need to go get some milk for myself now

Twilight won

>>42396532
Stop staring at my burgs!

>>42396473
>>42396494
Yeah okay but g5 is still dead and nobody likes it.

cool now i have to go coom to that one yellow mare with a blue mane

>>42396590
what mare

>>42396593
i'm not telling you because i like this thread

>>42396593
I'm not telling you because you're a worthless retarded newfag.

>>42396587

>>42396593
I'm may or may not tell you

>>42396630
WELL THERE GOES MY FREAKING EMPLOYMENT

>>42396630
>I may
going to kms

unf

>>42396282
jej

Bump.

i want to drink it

>>42396153 (OP)
Tranny janny covering up for itself again

>>42398315
DYEL