Thread 42397980

If your waifu came to the real world what size would you want her to be? The size of a real mare, or a real pony? Somewhere in between, or smaller?

>>42397980 (OP)
JTRHNBR.

>>42397980 (OP)
She would be one uniform size instead of grotesque two disparate sizes, for starters.

>>42397980 (OP)
I want her to be the size of a pebble so I can put her in my urethra

>>42397980 (OP)
Well for starters her ass wouldn't be 25x the size of her head you fucking wanking nigger

>>42398008
kys the bigger the plot the hotter she is

>>42398014
Shit taste.

>>42398014
>dashnigger has a nigger opinion
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>42397980 (OP)
about as tall as i am because shes a changeling queen and i have regular ponies as about above waist height to me

IWTCIRD

>>42397980 (OP)
G1-sized

Mares should have nice, round bubble butts, however not oversized, but instead proportional to their heads, so they could have a nice ploota but also instead of distracting you it complements their adorable, kissable, beautiful mare faces.

>>42397980 (OP)
She can adjust her size at will depending on the mood. She can be tiny to snuggle with or hoers huge to protect me.

>>42397980 (OP)
A size where while bottomed out in her pussy I can kiss her on the lips, she can put her head in the crook of my neck.

>>42397980 (OP)
5'4"

>>42397980 (OP)
about tree fiddy

>>42397980 (OP)
709' 3"

>>42398083
agreed, size and shape and variation is the spice of life but most mares have a rather nice (yet proportional) flank on them stallions too

>>42397980 (OP)
Anywhere from knee height to me being at her fetlock level is fine desu senpai. No baboon ass though

>>42398166
THIS is the only answer that matter

>>42397980 (OP)
Dash uses her wings to fly, not her ass

I've been doodling human x pony recently so I have perfect references for pony sizes. >>42398166 is exactly right.
Pic related is on the slightly larger end...

...and this is more like it. I personally don't see a reason to get hung up on like a definitive unchanging specific size - different sizes are good for different purposes, and ponies are cartoons that break the rules all the time. It's not uncommon for me to imagine her closer to full horse size so she can be the bigger spoon, or pillow-sized so she can perfectly fit in my arms. Even teacup-sized so she can be the angel on my shoulder when I'm doing other stuff.

jannies deleting perfectly sfw art award

jannies doing their job award

>>42398403
Those you posted were perfect (and sfw) and I agree 100%, enjoy your 3 day anon sama

>>42398446
>>42370030

>>42398857
I go back and forth between wanting her to be this size and wanting her to be full cart-horse mare size

>>42398074
fucking based big bug enjoyer

Lifesize

>>42399201
>no sph
disappoint
did you get your mom to take the photo?

>>42398857
Literal perfection

>>42398166
I do this with my plush and it is the correct answer.

>>42399233
why are you so sure there's not a pony hole?

>>42399785
I prefer this

Large dog is both accurate and ideal.

>>42399789
BASED

>>42399803
(,,>﹏<,,)

>>42399803
i was just thinking about clopping
thanks

>>42399803
is this an example of artificial difficulty?

>>42399803
um i aint a vorefag but thats fuckin hot

>>42399803
>>42399808
OKAY GUYS, this sounds weird, but I have been thinking about this image now for 10 minutes something like that, but I can't jerk off because I'm not alone right now HELLLLP!! What should I do?? >.<

>>42399860
find a restroom and jerk off
be really loud and record it

>>42399803
I need to be digested into a Sweetie dump and fat on her ass. NOW.

>>42398041
hot image, ignored the opinion

how big would the average stallions weener be?

>>42397980 (OP)
I would prefer 30 feet tall.

>>42400097
Using irl horses scaled down to the size the ponies are as a metric, the numbers people usually come to are 7-8ish inches typically, or up to 12 inches if we lean to the generous side and use notably large stallions like Bigmac as the standard.

>>42400135
nathans utterly mog oscar mayer

>>42398166
>>42400014
These
>>42400097
Smaller than (You)

>>42397980 (OP)
I think the average unicorn mare would probably be about 105cm from hoof to head-tip, but I imagine Sunset would be on the taller side, so maybe around 115cm.

>>42397980 (OP)
Godzirra sized.

>>42400097
big enough to make a mare feel full, but without hurting her

>>42400112
>Man (average)
>6"
Kek these are getting elaborate

>>42401235
I think there are some countries that have 6 as the measured average. But yea, globally speaking, 6 is definitely above average, lol.

>>42397980 (OP)
I am going to jerk off to this picture.

>>42397980 (OP)
Gigantic.

>>42400642
where's the version of this image but with posey?

>>42402147
let us know how it goes

>>42402233
There are like 3

>>42402282
i wonder how did anon mange to get in there

>>42398074
>>42398083
>>42398166
>>42399785
These are the correct answers

>>42400142
Fucking true. I ate ballpark for a long time and they're pretty good, but Nathan's are the true best hotdog.

>>42404168
oh, forgot to conform to board rules for being on topic, here's a random pony image

>>42397980 (OP)
Why is there no universal tag for this pose
>some bitch lying on her stomach with her ass eclipsing her head
And no, I do not mean the Jack-O crouch. The stomach is flat on the ground.

>>42402240
It went great, I’m going to jerk off to that picture again

>>42397980 (OP)
eye level maybe a bit taller

i would want her to be about as tall as where my abdomen is located

>>42404219
Face down ass up?

>>42397980 (OP)
big enough that when she sits on my face it covers at least most of both sides of my face but small enough that she can sit on my face without doing me harm

>>42398074
>>42398166
>>42403834
Most people intuitively are drawn to ponies with head same size as theirs, and rest of the body proportioned after that. It's also about the size all these charts figured out. It's either that or even smaller, just for the cuteness factor.

>>42404638
We know you're a microfag lyranon, always coming with the head size argument which makes 0 sense to me. And smaller. They're not humans and I honestly think they'd be too small myself.
Either way, here you go. Decided to make this one just for you at last. Left is vertically compared, right being horizontally matched. Still not one and half feet, but quite tiny.

I think about canon height is good, so this or a little bit bigger.

>>42404965
there would definitely be a bucket required here (for the mare)

>>42405018
Love requires effort sometimes.

>>42404718
This is the correct size and not micro at all. I'll never get the majority's preference for jrhnbr, big headed, irl shetland sized ponies. Even when we often liken them to cats so often. Am I alone in thinking jrnbr wasn't nearly so popular back at the start of the show?

>>42405096
I think most people just spout it as sexual joke and don't think the implications.

>>42398041
Wow Dashie is so long

She's a pegasus and one of the faster. Any fantasy with her being a big butt mare is just coombrain logic. Applejack on the other hoof...

>>42398083
Can be tiny and strong in some cases

>>42405270
>nooo she can't b-
pegasi mostly use their wings, we always see them training their wings when it matters rather than their body
a pegasus can definitely have a fat bottom

>>42397995
Fpbp. Only the real ones know.

need my mare this size

>>42397980 (OP)
I think a lot of fags like the ponies to be "huge", perhaps cause similar to real life?
Or just lot of beta fags like to be dommed.

Maybe it should be similar to dog size?

>>42405096
4 feet and more and actually closer to pony sized was more popular all around, yes. You can see from the stock sfm/gmod height and even drawings back then guessing their height.
They mostly shrunk like half to a full feet to hip-to-belly height in average nowadays, which would leave humans still not house sized, which would be the implication of ponies being that minuscule, so that's fine by me.
Some artists do make them cats, others even horsey, for either side I'm sure there's fags that appreciate it though.

Whatever pony size you like or don't like, you will have to accept the canon size the ponies have next to humans in the CGI movie.

>>42405766
>you will have to accept the canon
Enjoy your creatures then I guess.

>>42405778
G5 doesn't have many creatures...

>>42405758
>4+ feet and closer to irl ponies was the norm
Extreme doubt, unless you were coming from g1.

>>42405883
More popular doesn't mean to be the only thing that happened, and you can even check the 3d models height yourself. I didn't say canons were expected to be this big.
The further it broke from belly-to-chest height the more out there it was, just like today's hip-to-belly.

>>42405936
Sorry, I don't consider sfm garbage a majority opinion, and I'm convinced their large size there is to fit the assets in the closest manner that they would in Equestria. So unless somebody is autistic enough to create a chart based all the artwork from 2010 to 2013, I'm going to hard agree to disagree that belly-to-chest was ever more popular than hip-to-belly

>>42406036
No worries Anon, in the end of the day we're all here for the mares.

>>42398297
I feel like that should read something like "WORSHIP OUR GLORIOUS MOON!", instead.

>>42397980 (OP)
I want Applejack to be 5ft tall.

>>42397980 (OP)
"Yes"

>>42406126
By what metric? Hoof to shoulder?

>>42397980 (OP)
I'm kinda torn because on the one hand I want her to be able to curl up in my lap but I also kinda want to be able to put a saddle on her and ride her

>>42405751
Also can we mention dimond dogs are kinda the mlp version of dogs.
And if you were to assume a dimond dog was similar size to earth dog.
Then notice how much bigger (some) dimond dogs is vs pony.

People seem to not accept ponies could be REALLY really small, like tiny.
But I know that doesn't really work.
I'm just saying, maybe they aren't as big as some people think?

>>42407596
Canonically speaking, especially tall stallions top out at around 4 and a half feet at the tops of their heads, with the average stallion only coming up to 4 feet. So when it comes to mares, you're looking at probably 3'6 top of head average tops. They are indeed, VERY small.

>>42397980 (OP)
This size

>>42407698
Actually cute as hell. Makes me want to snuggle a horse. And pretty in line with how big the ponies are comparing them to Winona.

bump

>>42398297
>floating
My man.

If we compare ponies to other creatures, then why are griffons so tiny? All you 4 ft+ pony anons, does Spike being waist high, not counting spines, affect the way you view him?
>>42407714
I'm ok with a mini Winona.
>>42405936
Spike going from an underfoot gremlin to a big dragon boy like this to me is quite horrible.

>>42397980 (OP)
Big enough that if she plants her plot on my lap or face, I'm not able to get it up under my own power, small enough the above wouldn't be painful

>>42399803
Had to look up the pic in the archive, but that is a good size and way for her to treat me too

>>42408716
Never end up smaller than this thing, or she'll end you without remorse.

>>42408719
I'm ok with this

>>42408594
Spike is like 2-2.5 feet if ponies were 4ft tall, not at all waist high. In that image, Ponk/Rara, the smallest ones, are a single inch below 5 feet if you do the conversion.
Still, I just don't think about Spike, but sounds extra puntable now that you said so, even with 4 feet horsies and him up to my knees

>>42408765
2.5 feet is too close to the length of my legs for Spike, when it's about where I prefer my mares at. I'm 5'.6", so there are certainly shorter anons than me. All this knee, waist, chest high measuring is obviously relative, so taller anons I'd guess are more open to taller ponies, but I also wonder how much an anon's height factors into preferences like ride-ability vs pocket-ability.

>>42408953
Its scientific that smaller people wishes to be bigger, while too tall ones want to be smaller, so I wouldn't put past that.
I mean, look at that Anon in your image, lol. Probably kinda like macrofags in the opposite scale with fuck huge horses or something. Though no idea what anons even look for in such extremes.

>>42408953
>>42408984
I'm sure it's part of it. I'm 6'3 and I imagine the ponies being somewhere between a Saint Bernard and Great Dane. That's pretty in line with the canon size anyway, so I consider it ideal.

>>42397980 (OP)
a lot shorter but a lot wider than me, with lung frying farts

>>42397980 (OP)
About 5 storeys tall, give or take.

>>42408719
Is there any better end than becoming a bit of jiggle on a filly's flank though?

>>42397980 (OP)
About this size, but 15% larger body, while keeping the head the same size as human head.

>>42397980 (OP)
100 trillion solar masses and exactly one lightyear from nose to tail

>>42411023
Surely being dumped by a snowy white filly's butt, isn't worth becoming fat on that same tiny rumpa?

>>42411418
A growing girl needs to eat anon, is it really so bad to help her with that?

>H8AGA
No captcha, we're talking about fillies
Though end up on Rarity's rump wouldn't be bad either

>>42411418
Why have we for years endured this one Anon whose entire life is consumed by the thought of becoming fat on Sweetie Belle's ass

I need Rarity to be big.

>>42411971
It's a common vorefag scenario.

>>42412223
Perfect height to smooch her plot

>>42412223
ass too fat

>>42412223
Older version of that image at least isn't an eyebleach and better proportioned...

>>42412223
Its JRHNBR but the other way.

>>42412301
show me

>>42405936
Image is much better now

>>42397980 (OP)
Best size imho
https://tantabuscdn.net/img/view/2025/4/9/45334.png

>>42412270
tbf, tiptoes look required for the money spot

>>42412402
Where is my unicorn wife.

>>42412704
anon no, you'll activate the 'looners

>>42412680
Just gives her a reason to lean back slightly, resting her weight on your face

>>42397980 (OP)
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my beloved moonwife

>>42412735
loona

>Be Anon
>Be in Equestria
>Find yourself admiring all the plump, pony plots on display
>There's a flash of light in your pants
>Check it out
>There's a picture of a chair with your face on it on on the sides of your ass
What do?

>>42412730
who?

>>42412783
Uhhh, so how big?

>>42412859
He said "moonwife" so I guess he wants her to be as big as the moon.

>>42412859
He said "moonwife" so I guess he wants her to be as small as the moon.

>>42412859
big enough that I could ride her but not so big that she can't ride me

2big

>>42412955
Any size is small enough to ride you once anon

>>42412704
Gay. AJ x Spike OTP.

>>42413347
>Any size is small enough to ride you once anon
>small enough to ride you
>Once
I actually snorted aloud, well played

bump

>>42413441
He is a one pump champ. That mare will pop his brains out.

Bump

macropony please.
i'd have trouble picking a specific size but assuming this is in the context of having something resembling a real relationship then the difference couldn't be too vast.

I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of macro. Is it something with autism that I'm just not sperg enough to get?

>>42415294
First there's a difference between fun and fetish. Then there's impossible irl i.e. pure unfiltered autism <> possible irl i.e. insane fuckers who have Vtubers talking about it on live stream.

Macro is autism in the medical definition unless it's little girls.
I want to be a little gorl.

>>42415294
>more pone
>power disparity to an immense degree amplifying interactions, rather than simply being tall, pone is essentially a deity
>sensations extend to the world around them and not just (you), their hoofsteps make the earth rumble, they're louder, etc.

>>42397980 (OP)
around 4ft and 45lb

>>42415540
God that's cute. AI does a surprisingly good job adapting the ponies into a realistic style.

>>42415540
I NEED MOAR

>>42415840
>>42415611
Sadly the poster only uploaded this atrociously over compressed version.

>>42398041
Tiny head

>>42399785
>6'
>>42399789
>5'11"

bamp

Pump.

>>42416267
Make a movie with ponies like this instead of the smurfs/rescue rangers things that hasbro would likely do.

>>42417925
They absolutely will do it like rescuer rangers because disney included ponies

>>42416267
I want to fuck that filly

>>42418055
Get in line.

>>42398014
If someone says this it means they don't like ponies. No better than futaniggers or anthrotrannies

>>42418824
>tfw all three
I am content with myself. Can you say the same?

>>42412783
truly the hips of a goddess

>>42418848
No, I'm not content with you. I want you to die.

Bookworm: Gentle, rhythmic thrusting. Maintain eye contact and compliment her intellect.
Animal Lover: Slow, deep strokes. Whisper sweet nothings in her ear and stroke her hair.
Farm Girl: Hard, fast pounding. Slap her ass and call her names like "country gal".
Sporty Tomboy: Rough, athletic fucking. Grab her hips and go deep and fast.
Pink Girl: Playful, energetic humping. Make silly faces and giggle.
Pretentious Lady: Elegant, sensual grinding. Kiss her neck and whisper poetry.


Gentle Caress (10 pts/min): Tender lovemaking, slow and sensual
Wild Rapture (15 pts/min): Frenzied passion, raw and primal
Teasing Delight (8 pts/min): Slow burn, edging for maximum pleasure
Powerful Pounding (12 pts/min): Intense, rhythmic thrusting for mutual climax
Sensual Embrace (10 pts): Deep, soulful kisses and caresses
Erotic Adventure (15 pts): Explore kinky fantasies and fetishes
Romantic Interlude (8 pts): Candles, wine, and tender intimacy
Animalistic Lust (12 pts): Primal urges take control, no holds barred
Choose wisely - each style affects scoring differently. Mix and match for maximum points!

Comfy size

>>42413424
This.