Thread 42399534

This is a thread about best filly Cozy Glow. Post stuff about Cozy Glow. Cozy Glow deserved better.

>>42399534 (OP)
first for cozy glow is worst pony

>>42399535
no, she isn't

>>42399534 (OP)
Shit thread, kys gollyfag.

>>42399535
>>42399542
Faggot.

>>42399534 (OP)
i wish cozy could without limitations and to her fullest extent could communicate v2skull or telepathically and take over my human life or mind so i.cant ignore her again. ive dreamt before about it and had it almost for a month. I want cozy to taunt and encourage crimes wnd self destruction from me. golly golly golly golly. non canon filly so silly. I love her but she is not canon

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213908/cozy-glow/thread/563664/cozy-glow-short-story-contest-6-guidelines

Looks like there's a Golly fanfic story contest. Anyone entering?

>>42399535
fpbp

>>42399569
Interesting, but no.

I want to undo Cozy Glow's bow and watch her mane fall down.

>>42401336
So you have chosen death.

>>42401330
>Tirek pillow
She would

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/579598/i-just-want-to-bake-muffins-in-peace

This keeps getting updated at a pretty rapid pace. Is it any good? I do tend to like Cozy/Flurry usually.

You WILL bump the thread.

>>42399534 (OP)
>RAPE

Premise:
>Alicorn Twilight escapes defeat in a bout of wild magic.
>She unintentionally time travels into the past before Season One.
>Celestia finds her and assumes that she must be a good pony who ascended for good reasons like little filly Cadence who got brought to the castle not too long ago.
>Cozy plays into this and puts back on her cutesy visage, making up a story about coming from the future to stop the fall of Equestria.
>She says a mare named Twilight Sparkle doomed the future and coming back was the only way to save every pony.

How do you think it plays out?

>shirley temple pastiche
>cutie mark is literally a temple
very subtle

i want her so bad i need her VISCERALLY

>>42403448
>temple
That's a chess rook, anon.

>>42403333
It could work, but she would need something very convincing to make this work.

>>42403450
Why?

>>42399534 (OP)
Pet the Gollyta

>>42404721
*sniff* Such a basic moral that I thought everyone already inherently agreed with. I still can’t believe this show posed the question of “Kill kids or don’t kill kids?” and answered kill kids.

>>42404738
if im allowed to fuck fillies, then im allowed to kill fillies, simple as

>>42404744
No. Sex is a beautiful thing, murder is evil.

>>42404759
That was me, BTW.

>>42404744
Your not allowed to have sex with fillies. Fillies need to wait until they are mares for sex.

>>42404721
>"I don't get it. Why would you set me free?"
>"You were just a filly, Cozy Glow. Like I am."
>Cozy starts to smile at the warm sentiment before Flurry continues.
>"And really, compared to what I've done in the past and I've been forgiven for, not letting you go would have been pretty hypocritical."
>"W-what'd you do?"
>"You ever seen a dragon before?"
>"Yeeesss?"
>"Well good for you! You're part of the last generation who ever will! Well, besides bones."
>She says it so sweetly, so innocently, and yet, Cozy finds herself slowly sliding away as the alicorn princess just keeps smiling.
>Cozy swears she can see the world ablaze behind those blue eyes.

>>42405203
Why is Generation Alphequine so chud? ToT

>>42404759
Tell me you have never had sex without saying you have never had sex.

>>42405209
In retrospect, I probably should have said yaks instead of dragons.
No way Flurry Heart would kill her uncle Spike. Might hit him with, "You're one of the good ones," though.

>>42405203
cute

Sweet creatura

>>42404559
Stick what?

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/580272/in-stone
I don't know if this was already posted, but I enjoyed it

>>42407151
Interesting.

>>42407151
It was nice, but I didn't like the ending. It made me sad.

Daughterwifemistress

One ‘best ponies natural cocktail’ please!

>>42405631
cute

>>42408410
God, I need that fic to update, but I think it's dead in the water

>>42408761
Which fic?

>>42409283
The one with the filly diddler glimmer having to travel alongside cozyglow, alone

angy

>>42408761
>>42409346
Glad you liked the first chapter! I’ve been meaning to return to that, but I’ve been busy with other stuff. I have the whole story mapped out, it’s just as matter of actually sitting down and writing it out. I definitely intend to get back to it. I’m going to try to make it so that I can get the whole story finished within a short time frame after I get the second one out.

>>42409346
Link?

>>42399534 (OP)
>Cozy Glow deserved better
Yes. Yes she did.

While a psychopath can get away with pretty much anything through gaslighting they do follow a pattern. Real misfortune doesn't keep a schedule. Psychopaths do through their cause and effect. Hence we have the psychopath clock.
If something more often than not happens to you under a specific circumstance it's very possible that you are being manipulated.

>>42410832
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/566414/starlights-sinful-secret

>>42410911
You deserve an award for all these amazing fanfics!

>>42403333
Just realized I said alicorn Twilight, I meant alicorn Cozy time traveling to the past.

Golly

>>42410875
I dont think she's a psychopath.

Cozy Glow's punishment was too harsh, given how she was groomed into being a villain. It also defeats the principal that anyone (like Starlight) can be redeemed

Here's my proposed punishment for her, followed by rehabilitation:

>Be brought to the castle in Canterlot
>She will be led to the kitchen of the banquet hall
>There, she will be ordered to cook a large feast for the entirety of the castle guard, with minimal assistance
>The meals will consist of dishes based on bran and oats, beans, several green vegetables, lentils, cheeses,
>She will also have to carbonate a vat of sarsaparilla
>In addition, she will have to make desserts such as several gallons of ice cream, cakes, bread puddings, tiramisu, cheesecakes
>She will serve every single member of the royal guard, apologizing profusely for her actions and thanking them for their service
>After they eat, she will have to bus all the silverware and plates to be washed
>She will receive assistance here, because the window for the final stage of the punishment is narrow

The final stage of punishment, before rehabilitation:

>She will be shackled, tied, and chained to a log, on her belly
>Her head will be stuck through a Pillory
>Her mouth will be gagged
>After all the preparations are complete, the royal guard lines up
>Each one will look at her with contempt, before turning around 180 degrees
>Each guardsman will then press their ponuts to her snout and rip some serious ass
>Each guard was instructed to hold it in, and only deflate the balloon in her face
>This will continue for every soldier in line
>The only breaks in the action will be when she has to be ungagged to puke, or have her nostrils cleared when the occasional hershey squirt hits
>She will then be untied and brought to the royal bathhouse to be cleaned up.

The next morning, her rehabilitation with Princess Twilight will begin.

Find a filly that would bite you more than her.
>Protip: you can't

Does "Twibooru Cozy Glow" pop up early as you start typing it into google search bar, or is that just me?

she is so pretty

>>42410458
Needs boop.

>>42415112
Implies she uses teeth

>>42415169
See >>42413269

>>42415112
She wouldnt do that. Shes a nice filly.

Golly

>>42416226
UUUUOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>42416235
oh?

>>42417716
That's racist.

>>42418618
No.

>>42406585
it in. and by "it", heh.. let's just say... my peanits.

>>42405631
Applejack is so fucking powerful that she can compete on even footing at basketball with ponies who can fly and a giant who can just reach the hoop from standing height
truly, Earth Ponies are the most powerful race

>>42417716
adorable

>>42420635
Fillies shouldn't smoke.

>>42419908
evil filly rumpa

>>42421444
Evil?

>>42422047
evil

>>42422700
She's not evil.

>>42422700
Yeah she's evil with that Dr. Facilier-ass background.

>>42422871
she's very VERY evil*
ftfy

Golly's a qt, but the freckles dont make any sense. Is this proof that these pastel ponies have a skin exterior and no fur? Do they have a very think layer of fur like a greyhound?

>>42423004
She's just misguided.

>>42424301
>no no, she's so good and pure and misunderstood!
fake Golly fan, she's great because she's a bad girl.

Twilight Seatle

>>42426751
What sort of problems?

>>42426290
cute