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Muffin wife muffin life

finally, I can post her again. Isnt she pretty?

>>42408360
>13 year old unlisted video
This is a rare gem

Look, she's trying to fix the ocean

For me? Its Derpy

The Muffin Mare is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen...
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
She gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants!
And, brushing her scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of her shirt
She turns to us and speaks
"Some ponies like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
of a fully charged icing-anointment utensil
She puts forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense-but-radiant muffin
Of her own design
Later, she says
"Some ponies, some ponies like cupcakes exclusively
While I myself I say there is naught
Nor ought there be nothing so exalted
On the face of Celestia's grey earth
As that Princess of foods... the Muffin"

>>42410118
Science Derpy my beloved

>>42408206
yes, how can a amre be so gorgeous?

>>42407435 (OP)
I want to snort cookie crumbles out of her asshole

>>42407435 (OP)
>"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

Dorp

>>42413881
is this true??

>>42413893
It's a scientific fact

(°‿◦)

Derpear

>>42415311
Is that so?

>>42408206
Would bed

>>42411226
So cute

rump bump

That sweet derp mare

>>42416302
She can sit on my package any day

>>42416871
Woah

>>42417664
Of course!

>>42416871
Those moons won't have any merci once they drop you know.
I hope you have obsidian bones.

>>42417907
There are two only things of mine harder than my bones and one of them is resolve
I'll take my chances

>>42419211
Derpy no that's the wrong way

>>42419211
Dorp in the sky!

>>42419921
Yeah, she nearly flew right off page ten.

>>42419921
Not to worry, she's back on track now!

>>42420593
Splendid