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Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630

High angle mares (gone wild) (not clickbait)

>>42408886
Prime booping material

>The mirror universe makes oatburgers instead of hayburgers
>Containment class: Keter

>>42408674 (OP)
How does kinderquestria make more ponies if no one knows what a wiener is for?

>>42409582
Maybe they come out of a magic mirror/pool/cabbage. Maybe ponies are completely innocent and only fuck to make foals when they're married.

>>42409739

Why are you using such vulgar language? It makes Amy sad.

>>42409739
>kinderquestria is filled with a bunch of copies of copies of copies of the originals. That's why they've been reduced to overly sensitive, child like versions of themselves.

>>42409798
That's actually kinda dark if you think about it.

>>42409756
It's just an acronym for Fornicating Under Consent of Kelestia (sic)

(Celestia couldn't spell too good back in those days)

>>42410011

I guess she has a different definition of fornicate, too

Pic unrelated but would the Madeline cartoon be rated R in Kinderquestria? I mean she yells poopoo at an innocent tiger.

carrotdog tricks are the peak of mall entertainment

>>42410791
I want more of lord Anon.

Please.

oats

>>42411402
Imagine how oats make mares gassy.
>BRRAAAAAP

>>42411402
There are no oats for mares acting out like little fillies. Be more patient next time, Lyra.

Does this hat count as stolen valor?

>>42411683
>Does this hat count as stolen valor?
If that guy isn't the mayor? Then yes, it is stolen valour, and he will be punished accordingly.

>>42412626
Dash in pone prison. The cruelest prisons have no bars, after all.

>>42409582
>When a married couple want a foal, their love magic contacts a magical stork who comes to their house and gives them SUPER SECRET instructions they have to Pinkie Promise not to tell anypony else.
>They can talk about the Stork giving them instructions, but not the instructions themselves.

>>42412832
Celestia?

>>42411028
You'll have to talk to Pony Quarantine about that.

>Be Cherry Bomb, distant relative (and frequent lookalike contest winner) of Panko Ponera
>11:34am, right on time to clock in for the Le Bombe Squad
>Your morning routine is quite routine today
>Get yelled at by the chief
>Shoot the cheese with all the other ponice
>Watch the chief see what you did in the coffee pot
>Let the slimjims out of the salt tank
>More chief yelling
>"Cherry, you can't keep putting tea in the bean pot! I'll need your slingshot and your sandwich club card, and your rump better be out of here right at closing time today!"
>Now you have at least a few hours to goof off and get your paperwork done, all according to keikaku
>Grab your tax forms and your daughter's permission slips and head to the break room
>Turn on the news, nothing important right now. Sugar crisis in Ponyville, big fudging dogs running wild near the crystal empire, cursed music boxes and vacuums and-
>boring. The perfect backdrop for some good, old-fashioned Adulting.
>You're halfway through signing the authorization to grant permission for aquatic life learning excursions when your ears perk up-
>"I'm Rachel Meadow, reporting live and tied up from this hostage situation at the market off Hayseed Turnpike. Mr. Hostage Taker, the public has a right to know, what's the deal here?"
>Oh ho.
>"Thanks Rache- It's actually pretty simple- this stupid store is run by ninnies who can't even keep enough cheesecake in stock, so we've rigged this complicated Rube Goldberg machine to these cylindrical cinnamon roll dough cans."
>Oh yeah, it's all coming together
>"So if you don't get your cheesecake, it's gonna open these cans with a really scary pop?"
>"That's about it, yeah, but we also rigged a few of the doors here with more complicated mechanisms- if the cops try to rescue you, this whole store will be covered in cinnamon dough and it'll take forever to clean it all out of your fur."
>"Wow. Scary stuff. Well, you heard it here first, folks- can the ponice rescue me? Do I even care, or am I getting that stockholm syndrome I've heard so much about? I mean I never liked this store much to begin with. I guess we'll have more at 1!"
>Three
>Two
>One
>"CHERRY BOMB! YOU'RE A MAVERICK, BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT WE NEED!"
>Buck, you love this job

pre bed derp

>>42413133
>Derp made the morning news

>>42413030
>"Thanks Rache- It's actually pretty simple- this stupid store is run by ninnies who can't even keep enough cheesecake in stock, so we've rigged this complicated Rube Goldberg machine to these cylindrical cinnamon roll dough cans."
Valid crashout.

>>42414503
Lyrabat stealing the MangOat

>TWILIGHT
>YOU CAME DOWN TO SEE MY NEW MEGAPHONE
>HOW NEIGHBORLY!

>>42414530
>He doesn't know
it's a bat horse

>>42414973
>Lyrabat stealing the MangOat
I called her lyra*bat*. Cuz the coloration looks kinda... lyroid.

>>42415092
my bad i read over it but yeh is oh see donut steel

>>42411405
YOU'VE FUCKING CROSSED A LINE
I tolerate you're stupid fetish in other threads but I can't let you do this to my KINDER THREADS!

>>42415349

You're gonna kill me, man.

>>42415349
Very high angle mare uppied at hihg speed

>>42415319
>>42415674
While yes, that shit was cringe, we ignored him yesterday, and he hasn't added anything more about it since.
Don't feed the trolls.

>>42415827
But it's fun feeding them!

>>42415911
I do not enjoy seeing the mare in distress
>>42415914
picrel

mibble

>>42415933
Give her a nibble of your appul crimble and maybe read the holy bibble

>>42416574
Oh no, that feather is going to slightly tickle her!

Sonata.

Tired Twilight

Fluffy.

"Young Henry would wow the visiting ambassadors with his grasp of quantum fluctuations!"
>>42417512
Frequently Blunders Into
drum roll please polski
Me!

>>42417523
Huh?

>>42417523
Are you okay?

Da glimmy!

Is glimmerfag okay?

Diamond Tiara
https://youtu.be/dA0RWo3X8R8?si=mFg3M55jSDIhbXs_

>>42417536
Glimmy!

How would each villain be different in kinderquestria? How would their plans, personality and subsequent defeat and punishment be different?

>>42417628
Daybreaker would be tough love by teaching ponies how bedtime is actually a good thing

>>42417737
Wouldn't that be more nightmare moon? Since she's the night one.

>>42417628
Discord would probably be more or less the same.

>>42417978
Nightmare Moon wants ponies to stay up all night.

>>42417572
Oh Jesus I recognize that artist

>>42418659
Ah, my fellow freak.

>>42418651
Good point.

sleepy twiggles

>>42417405
No more ponies jumpin' on the bed!

Evil has been banished

>>42420267
Where's her horn!?

>>42420585
Confiscated due to deliberate poking.
They'll give it back once they're sure she's good again.

>>42420590
So Tempest Shadow was overreacting?

>>42421000
Trips confirm, she is late for apple school

Anonmare/anonfilly in kinderquestria?

Smel in kinderquestria?

>>42421905
Who?

pre bed boop

>>42423345
>"The doorbell rang..."
>"But when she opened the door..."
>"NOPONY WAS THERE!"