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>>42302815Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
High angle mares (gone wild) (not clickbait)
>The mirror universe makes oatburgers instead of hayburgers
>Containment class: Keter
>>42408674 (OP)How does kinderquestria make more ponies if no one knows what a wiener is for?
>>42409582Maybe they come out of a magic mirror/pool/cabbage. Maybe ponies are completely innocent and only fuck to make foals when they're married.
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>>42409739Why are you using such vulgar language? It makes Amy sad.
>>42409798That's actually kinda dark if you think about it.
>>42409756It's just an acronym for Fornicating Under Consent of Kelestia (sic)
(Celestia couldn't spell too good back in those days)
>>42410011I guess she has a different definition of fornicate, too
Pic unrelated but would the Madeline cartoon be rated R in Kinderquestria? I mean she yells poopoo at an innocent tiger.
carrotdog tricks are the peak of mall entertainment
>>42410791I want more of lord Anon.
Please.
>>42411402There are no oats for mares acting out like little fillies. Be more patient next time, Lyra.
Does this hat count as stolen valor?
>>42411683>Does this hat count as stolen valor?If that guy isn't the mayor? Then yes, it is stolen valour, and he will be punished accordingly.
>>42412626Dash in pone prison. The cruelest prisons have no bars, after all.
>>42411028You'll have to talk to Pony Quarantine about that.
>Be Cherry Bomb, distant relative (and frequent lookalike contest winner) of Panko Ponera
>11:34am, right on time to clock in for the Le Bombe Squad
>Your morning routine is quite routine today
>Get yelled at by the chief
>Shoot the cheese with all the other ponice
>Watch the chief see what you did in the coffee pot
>Let the slimjims out of the salt tank
>More chief yelling
>"Cherry, you can't keep putting tea in the bean pot! I'll need your slingshot and your sandwich club card, and your rump better be out of here right at closing time today!"
>Now you have at least a few hours to goof off and get your paperwork done, all according to keikaku
>Grab your tax forms and your daughter's permission slips and head to the break room
>Turn on the news, nothing important right now. Sugar crisis in Ponyville, big fudging dogs running wild near the crystal empire, cursed music boxes and vacuums and-
>boring. The perfect backdrop for some good, old-fashioned Adulting.
>You're halfway through signing the authorization to grant permission for aquatic life learning excursions when your ears perk up-
>"I'm Rachel Meadow, reporting live and tied up from this hostage situation at the market off Hayseed Turnpike. Mr. Hostage Taker, the public has a right to know, what's the deal here?"
>Oh ho.
>"Thanks Rache- It's actually pretty simple- this stupid store is run by ninnies who can't even keep enough cheesecake in stock, so we've rigged this complicated Rube Goldberg machine to these cylindrical cinnamon roll dough cans."
>Oh yeah, it's all coming together
>"So if you don't get your cheesecake, it's gonna open these cans with a really scary pop?"
>"That's about it, yeah, but we also rigged a few of the doors here with more complicated mechanisms- if the cops try to rescue you, this whole store will be covered in cinnamon dough and it'll take forever to clean it all out of your fur."
>"Wow. Scary stuff. Well, you heard it here first, folks- can the ponice rescue me? Do I even care, or am I getting that stockholm syndrome I've heard so much about? I mean I never liked this store much to begin with. I guess we'll have more at 1!"
>Three
>Two
>One
>"CHERRY BOMB! YOU'RE A MAVERICK, BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT WE NEED!"
>Buck, you love this job
>>42414503Lyrabat stealing the MangOat
>TWILIGHT
>YOU CAME DOWN TO SEE MY NEW MEGAPHONE
>HOW NEIGHBORLY!
>>42414973>Lyrabat stealing the MangOatI called her lyra*bat*. Cuz the coloration looks kinda... lyroid.
>>42415092my bad i read over it but yeh is oh see donut steel
>>42411405YOU'VE FUCKING CROSSED A LINE
I tolerate you're stupid fetish in other threads but I can't let you do this to my KINDER THREADS!
>>42415349You're gonna kill me, man.
>>42415349Very high angle mare uppied at hihg speed
>>42415319>>42415674While yes, that shit was cringe, we ignored him yesterday, and he hasn't added anything more about it since.
Don't feed the trolls.
>>42415827But it's fun feeding them!
>>42415933Give her a nibble of your appul crimble and maybe read the holy bibble
>>42416574Oh no, that feather is going to slightly tickle her!
"Young Henry would wow the visiting ambassadors with his grasp of quantum fluctuations!"
>>42417512Frequently Blunders Into
drum roll please polski
Me!
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How would each villain be different in kinderquestria? How would their plans, personality and subsequent defeat and punishment be different?
>>42417628Daybreaker would be tough love by teaching ponies how bedtime is actually a good thing
>>42417737Wouldn't that be more nightmare moon? Since she's the night one.
>>42417628Discord would probably be more or less the same.
>>42417978Nightmare Moon wants ponies to stay up all night.
>>42417572Oh Jesus I recognize that artist
>>42420585Confiscated due to deliberate poking.
They'll give it back once they're sure she's good again.
>>42420590So Tempest Shadow was overreacting?
>>42421000Trips confirm, she is late for apple school
Anonmare/anonfilly in kinderquestria?
>When she sees you can afford chocolate milk at lunch
