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>Heyyy Anon its Amy I just wanted to call cause I had a quick question and I know you're not big on having super long conversations so I Pinkie promise I'll try to keep this nice and quick for you since I know you're super busy and I mean really who isn't now days y'know hahaha but anyways I was talking to Sea Swirl and remember those cookies Linky brought to the last get together well Sisi was trying to get the recipe but Linky keeps saying it's a secret so I've been helping her and we've both been running around and trying to get the recipe down cause Sisi was saying how she really liked them and I did too and so did pretty much everypony else at the party really I mean those things flew off the plate did you get to try one yourself cause if not you gotta have one once we figure out how to make them ourselves anyway so we went over to Pinkie to ask for her help but she just said that 'trying to find out your friends secrets is mean' and I mean is it though cause it's just a cookie recipe its not like we're trying to dig up dirt on anypony or anything like that so I don't really see what the big deal is even if Linky's being all secretive about it do you think maybe its like a weird worry for her like she thinks if we know the recipe we won't like her anymore cause I was reading up on pony psychology recently and apparently some ponies think silly things like that so I really hope that's not the case cause then we'd have to sit her down and tell her all the things we like about her but maybe it's just like a pride thing for her or something instead I should read up on it more after we figure out the recipe which actually doing that made me learn a lot more about the flavorings and stuff that you can use in sweets that we were looking into to try and figure out what she must've used like did you know there's some kinds of chocolate that're spicy cause I didn't until we were looking through this big book of desserts and wow is there a lot of desserts like maybe Pinkie will let us borrow the bakery kitchen some day and we can just take that book and go on a baking spree wouldn't that be fun we might even get closer to figuring out to make the Linky cookies if we don't figure it out sooner which hopefully we do cause we're already mixing some batter that I think is like ninety percent there but we ran out of sugar experimenting so can I come over and borrow like two cups of sugar?
Anonymous No.42409613 [Report] >>42409694 >>42409763 >>42410352
Anonymous No.42409620 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
What is bro yapping about?
Anonymous No.42409621 [Report]
>so can I come over and borrow like two cups of sugar?
Of course.
Anonymous No.42409642 [Report] >>42409799
>>42409611 (OP)
I could listen to little pretty mares yapping all day...
Anonymous No.42409651 [Report] >>42409799
>>42409611 (OP)
I wish mares would call me just to talk endlessly about trivial matters
Anonymous No.42409654 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
I love them
Anonymous No.42409658 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
You and your friends come over and I'll give you all the sugar you want
Anonymous No.42409670 [Report] >>42411688
>>42409611 (OP)
I’ve been experimenting with sugar-free cookies, amethyst. You really ought to stop eating so many sweets. So no, you may not.
Anonymous No.42409680 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
I love these threads, thanks, OP.
Anonymous No.42409694 [Report]
>>42409613
Is the little bag for holding the sugar?
Anonymous No.42409752 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
Sorry, Linky just took my last bit of sugar.
Anonymous No.42409763 [Report] >>42409765
>>42409613
I'll send this cutie home with a bag chock full of sugar!
Anonymous No.42409765 [Report] >>42409799 >>42410375
>>42409763
here you go amy
Anonymous No.42409766 [Report] >>42409806
>>42409611 (OP)
I'll give you your sugar once you get your fat horse ass off of the speaker
Anonymous No.42409774 [Report] >>42409799
>>42409611 (OP)
In the last hour I couldn't stop thinking about how cute it's that Amethyst is nicknamed as "Amy" HHHNNNGGGGG so cuuteee
Anonymous No.42409799 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
>>42409642
>>42409651
See, anons, this post right there. In some other context, similar text would be boring or tiresome. But seeing a pony with phone, written quite in character of the pony, simply excited about something she's currently working on. It doesn't matter that she talks a lot, it becomes adorable. I want to listen to her talk about such somewhat not too important things. I want to share her joy from trying to reverse engineer those cookies. It makes me happy that she's happy, a slice of life thing.
I feel like many people still don't know this is what ponies can bring into their lives. Those little fan-made poni interactions that feel just right, that overcome any other feelings, bringing untainted comfort and contentment. Just a poni who does poni poni.
>>42409765
Wonderful. I can't wait for another call from her!
>>42409774
That is adorable, isn't it.
Anonymous No.42409806 [Report] >>42409813 >>42414139
>>42409766
>"F-fat?"
>"You d-don't really think I'm fat,do you?"
Anonymous No.42409813 [Report]
>>42409806

He said nat! Nat! Shorthand for "natural." It's very natural.
Anonymous No.42410352 [Report] >>42410364 >>42410385
>>42409613
what would happen if i took her bag and ran away?
Anonymous No.42410364 [Report]
>>42410352
you would discover it's filled with anthrax
Anonymous No.42410375 [Report]
>>42409765
Woah thanks!
Anonymous No.42410378 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
Oh my Celestia, Amy is such a cutie with a cute voice I would listen to her speak for hours!
Anonymous No.42410385 [Report]
>>42410352
she might cry-y-y
Anonymous No.42410420 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
I'm all out of sugar
Anonymous No.42410421 [Report]
yap yap yap SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Anonymous No.42410424 [Report]
Anonymous No.42410448 [Report] >>42412658
>>42409611 (OP)
I want her yapping in video form with AI
Anonymous No.42410853 [Report] >>42410855 >>42410856
>rape
Anonymous No.42410855 [Report] >>42410857
>>42410853
How do you rape a pony over the phone
Anonymous No.42410856 [Report] >>42410857
>>42410853
Through the phone?
Anonymous No.42410857 [Report] >>42410861
>>42410855
>>42410856
When she comes for sugar.
Anonymous No.42410861 [Report] >>42410863
>>42410857
You forgot to hang up before you declared >rape. She's spooked now.
Anonymous No.42410863 [Report] >>42410909
>>42410861
No cookies for her then.
Anonymous No.42410909 [Report] >>42410973
>>42410863
I like it when mares tell you about their day...
Anonymous No.42410973 [Report] >>42411100
>>42410909
I hate it when mares won't shut up to me about their day
Anonymous No.42411100 [Report]
>>42410973
I feel ambivalent when mares talk to me about their day.
Anonymous No.42411688 [Report]
>>42409670
Ponies need lots of sugary sweets to keep their snowpity healthy. They're one of the essential pony food groups.
Anonymous No.42412318 [Report] >>42413465
This thread deserves a bump
Anonymous No.42412658 [Report]
>>42410448
this
Anonymous No.42413465 [Report]
>>42412318
this
Anonymous No.42414139 [Report]
>>42409806
Amethyst Star is a petite skinny unicorn! She burns off all the cookies organizing stuff with her magic.
Anonymous No.42414526 [Report] >>42415277
>>42409611 (OP)
Listening to a based(aka authentic, aka true to self) and also good-natured person talking about them doing stuff they enjoy doing is always a delight, ain't it?
Anonymous No.42415206 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
>"I'm sorry Ames, what was it about those cookies you've said? I didn't quite catch it."
Anonymous No.42415277 [Report] >>42416029
>>42414526
agreed. I want to listen to mares yapping about their uneventful days for hours
Anonymous No.42416029 [Report] >>42417539 >>42417915
>>42415277
I want orange shake kissies from Lyra.
Anonymous No.42416065 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
Ponies giving each other nicknames is adorable.
Anonymous No.42417112 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
Bumping to read later
Anonymous No.42417539 [Report]
>>42416029
Even if they're salty?
Anonymous No.42417915 [Report] >>42419187
>>42416029
I want to kiss amy, then lyra, then minuette, then amy again, and finally surprise lyra and minuette by making them kiss
Anonymous No.42419187 [Report]
>>42417915
hot
Anonymous No.42419206 [Report] >>42420169
I love Amy and Minny!
Anonymous No.42419222 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
>this phone call but Amethyst is right in front of you during an Pinkie Pie's party and in your house
Anonymous No.42419947 [Report]
>>42409611 (OP)
Anonymous No.42419948 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.42420169 [Report] >>42420454
>>42419206
Me too+I love Sisi.
Anonymous No.42420454 [Report] >>42420563
>>42420169
what are some other mare nicknames?
>solly (parasol)
>sassa (sassaflash) (good friends with sisi)
>sprinkles (sprinkle medley)
>fuff (kerfuffle) (canon)
>diz-twiz (dizzy twister)
Anonymous No.42420555 [Report] >>42420759
>>42409611 (OP)
It might be yapping but it's incredibly endearing. She's actually exploring a hobby, sharing interesting information and pursuing a non-trivial task (reverse-engineering a recipe, especially a baking recipe is not an easy thing).
I know the joke is that this is stereotypical female blabbing behavior, but it's actually miles apart from what that usually looks like (which is 90% complaining about how her friends are really horrible bitches and probably talking shit about her behind her back, no, not like she's doing right now, what are you talking about, how dare you.)
Anonymous No.42420563 [Report]
>>42420454
Slut.
Anonymous No.42420759 [Report]
>>42420555
Bro might be yapping but he's spittin facts fr. Mares really are good natured, the unmatched embodiment of innocence and purity. Even when they're angry, they're never malicious