Thread 42409611 - /mlp/ [Archived: 27 minutes ago]

Anonymous
7/30/2025, 1:53:51 AM No.42409611
1752470655243
1752470655243
md5: a80d70c71d7c5d5b957e03403f596382🔍
>Heyyy Anon its Amy I just wanted to call cause I had a quick question and I know you're not big on having super long conversations so I Pinkie promise I'll try to keep this nice and quick for you since I know you're super busy and I mean really who isn't now days y'know hahaha but anyways I was talking to Sea Swirl and remember those cookies Linky brought to the last get together well Sisi was trying to get the recipe but Linky keeps saying it's a secret so I've been helping her and we've both been running around and trying to get the recipe down cause Sisi was saying how she really liked them and I did too and so did pretty much everypony else at the party really I mean those things flew off the plate did you get to try one yourself cause if not you gotta have one once we figure out how to make them ourselves anyway so we went over to Pinkie to ask for her help but she just said that 'trying to find out your friends secrets is mean' and I mean is it though cause it's just a cookie recipe its not like we're trying to dig up dirt on anypony or anything like that so I don't really see what the big deal is even if Linky's being all secretive about it do you think maybe its like a weird worry for her like she thinks if we know the recipe we won't like her anymore cause I was reading up on pony psychology recently and apparently some ponies think silly things like that so I really hope that's not the case cause then we'd have to sit her down and tell her all the things we like about her but maybe it's just like a pride thing for her or something instead I should read up on it more after we figure out the recipe which actually doing that made me learn a lot more about the flavorings and stuff that you can use in sweets that we were looking into to try and figure out what she must've used like did you know there's some kinds of chocolate that're spicy cause I didn't until we were looking through this big book of desserts and wow is there a lot of desserts like maybe Pinkie will let us borrow the bakery kitchen some day and we can just take that book and go on a baking spree wouldn't that be fun we might even get closer to figuring out to make the Linky cookies if we don't figure it out sooner which hopefully we do cause we're already mixing some batter that I think is like ninety percent there but we ran out of sugar experimenting so can I come over and borrow like two cups of sugar?
Replies: >>42409620 >>42409642 >>42409651 >>42409654 >>42409658 >>42409670 >>42409680 >>42409752 >>42409766 >>42409774 >>42409799 >>42410378 >>42410420 >>42410448 >>42414526 >>42415206 >>42416065 >>42417112 >>42419222 >>42419947 >>42420555
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 1:54:49 AM No.42409613
03
03
md5: 22e2d47bb1d08722d19d448f38ad3d84🔍
Replies: >>42409694 >>42409763 >>42410352
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 1:55:47 AM No.42409620
>>42409611 (OP)
What is bro yapping about?
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 1:56:13 AM No.42409621
>so can I come over and borrow like two cups of sugar?
Of course.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:01:36 AM No.42409642
cute
cute
md5: 20ee6202fde4e73cdb639a2a4514b492🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
I could listen to little pretty mares yapping all day...
Replies: >>42409799
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:04:56 AM No.42409651
>>42409611 (OP)
I wish mares would call me just to talk endlessly about trivial matters
Replies: >>42409799
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:07:55 AM No.42409654
1554178494156
1554178494156
md5: e4ceb6590e8e4d98bacd4e5c6cdcdba5🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
I love them
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:08:56 AM No.42409658
jb2
jb2
md5: acfe1c2f662f74827e0334415cb936b0🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
You and your friends come over and I'll give you all the sugar you want
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:11:57 AM No.42409670
IMG_4684
IMG_4684
md5: bb1fa03beb5f8612f8af800ca26dcca9🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
I’ve been experimenting with sugar-free cookies, amethyst. You really ought to stop eating so many sweets. So no, you may not.
Replies: >>42411688
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:15:46 AM No.42409680
1752272044256293
1752272044256293
md5: 81c369f0bb768ae6b98db2e0a23c65de🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
I love these threads, thanks, OP.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:20:39 AM No.42409694
>>42409613
Is the little bag for holding the sugar?
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:43:29 AM No.42409752
>>42409611 (OP)
Sorry, Linky just took my last bit of sugar.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:47:38 AM No.42409763
>>42409613
I'll send this cutie home with a bag chock full of sugar!
Replies: >>42409765
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:48:38 AM No.42409765
Screenshot 2025-07-29 204132
Screenshot 2025-07-29 204132
md5: b5c4e2fabcdfd1e377ae233b9ba14659🔍
>>42409763
here you go amy
Replies: >>42409799 >>42410375
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:49:25 AM No.42409766
1722517851087538
1722517851087538
md5: a913e150f9ff6a698828671bc577eb1f🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
I'll give you your sugar once you get your fat horse ass off of the speaker
Replies: >>42409806
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:54:10 AM No.42409774
>>42409611 (OP)
In the last hour I couldn't stop thinking about how cute it's that Amethyst is nicknamed as "Amy" HHHNNNGGGGG so cuuteee
Replies: >>42409799
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 3:03:41 AM No.42409799
>>42409611 (OP)
>>42409642
>>42409651
See, anons, this post right there. In some other context, similar text would be boring or tiresome. But seeing a pony with phone, written quite in character of the pony, simply excited about something she's currently working on. It doesn't matter that she talks a lot, it becomes adorable. I want to listen to her talk about such somewhat not too important things. I want to share her joy from trying to reverse engineer those cookies. It makes me happy that she's happy, a slice of life thing.
I feel like many people still don't know this is what ponies can bring into their lives. Those little fan-made poni interactions that feel just right, that overcome any other feelings, bringing untainted comfort and contentment. Just a poni who does poni poni.
>>42409765
Wonderful. I can't wait for another call from her!
>>42409774
That is adorable, isn't it.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 3:07:13 AM No.42409806
1732328811386893
1732328811386893
md5: 3630f394a82383dbd8677b639623e614🔍
>>42409766
>"F-fat?"
>"You d-don't really think I'm fat,do you?"
Replies: >>42409813 >>42414139
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 3:11:06 AM No.42409813
nervoustwi
nervoustwi
md5: aa74918e4a110847448475c2ebb33011🔍
>>42409806

He said nat! Nat! Shorthand for "natural." It's very natural.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:19:30 AM No.42410352
>>42409613
what would happen if i took her bag and ran away?
Replies: >>42410364 >>42410385
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:25:15 AM No.42410364
>>42410352
you would discover it's filled with anthrax
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:34:03 AM No.42410375
>>42409765
Woah thanks!
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:35:01 AM No.42410378
amy being absolutely adorable
amy being absolutely adorable
md5: 96cd34599a3a7584ed53a316f809e2f1🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
Oh my Celestia, Amy is such a cutie with a cute voice I would listen to her speak for hours!
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:39:02 AM No.42410385
>>42410352
she might cry-y-y
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 8:01:32 AM No.42410420
>>42409611 (OP)
I'm all out of sugar
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 8:02:54 AM No.42410421
yap yap yap SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 8:05:43 AM No.42410424
1698480871623645
1698480871623645
md5: b1e05982d7e0b32475fc176bb513df85🔍
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 8:19:11 AM No.42410448
>>42409611 (OP)
I want her yapping in video form with AI
Replies: >>42412658
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:13:23 PM No.42410853
>rape
Replies: >>42410855 >>42410856
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:17:47 PM No.42410855
>>42410853
How do you rape a pony over the phone
Replies: >>42410857
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:21:40 PM No.42410856
3119578
3119578
md5: c9fae4ddcd28685d50eadcde3547afa8🔍
>>42410853
Through the phone?
Replies: >>42410857
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:25:45 PM No.42410857
>>42410855
>>42410856
When she comes for sugar.
Replies: >>42410861
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:29:50 PM No.42410861
1730906167808083
1730906167808083
md5: ba59a18b12ee3fbc075746df567403cd🔍
>>42410857
You forgot to hang up before you declared >rape. She's spooked now.
Replies: >>42410863
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 12:30:58 PM No.42410863
>>42410861
No cookies for her then.
Replies: >>42410909
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 1:14:27 PM No.42410909
>>42410863
I like it when mares tell you about their day...
Replies: >>42410973
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 2:22:34 PM No.42410973
>>42410909
I hate it when mares won't shut up to me about their day
Replies: >>42411100
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 4:01:07 PM No.42411100
>>42410973
I feel ambivalent when mares talk to me about their day.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 7:51:49 PM No.42411688
>>42409670
Ponies need lots of sugary sweets to keep their snowpity healthy. They're one of the essential pony food groups.
Anonymous
7/30/2025, 11:19:23 PM No.42412318
This thread deserves a bump
Replies: >>42413465
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 2:04:29 AM No.42412658
>>42410448
this
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 10:39:37 AM No.42413465
>>42412318
this
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 7:08:34 PM No.42414139
>>42409806
Amethyst Star is a petite skinny unicorn! She burns off all the cookies organizing stuff with her magic.
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 9:47:42 PM No.42414526
moar
moar
md5: 024a60545c283019dbdfa2fd20202488🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
Listening to a based(aka authentic, aka true to self) and also good-natured person talking about them doing stuff they enjoy doing is always a delight, ain't it?
Replies: >>42415277
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 1:41:33 AM No.42415206
anon
anon
md5: f8e9fac68199343f845487dbd706996a🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
>"I'm sorry Ames, what was it about those cookies you've said? I didn't quite catch it."
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 2:22:33 AM No.42415277
2872952__safe_artist-colon-orchidpony_amethyst+star_lyra+heartstrings_minuette_pony_unicorn_g4_cup_drink_drinking+straw_female_food_glowing_glowing+horn_grin_ho
>>42414526
agreed. I want to listen to mares yapping about their uneventful days for hours
Replies: >>42416029
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 7:56:44 AM No.42416029
>>42415277
I want orange shake kissies from Lyra.
Replies: >>42417539 >>42417915
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:31:24 AM No.42416065
>>42409611 (OP)
Ponies giving each other nicknames is adorable.
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 6:27:31 PM No.42417112
>>42409611 (OP)
Bumping to read later
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 8:32:18 PM No.42417539
>>42416029
Even if they're salty?
Anonymous
8/1/2025, 10:37:56 PM No.42417915
>>42416029
I want to kiss amy, then lyra, then minuette, then amy again, and finally surprise lyra and minuette by making them kiss
Replies: >>42419187
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:26:15 AM No.42419187
>>42417915
hot
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:32:14 AM No.42419206
I love Amy and Minny!
Replies: >>42420169
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:38:10 AM No.42419222
mistery man
mistery man
md5: ca575310be614015f070dd9a45acc09f🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
>this phone call but Amethyst is right in front of you during an Pinkie Pie's party and in your house
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:07:55 AM No.42419947
1718100223481
1718100223481
md5: 701b3e311bb055968335017835ef6408🔍
>>42409611 (OP)
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:08:01 AM No.42419948
bump
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 1:21:23 PM No.42420169
sea swirl
sea swirl
md5: df9d598bde9fe8d519c7cd5b1140e841🔍
>>42419206
Me too+I love Sisi.
Replies: >>42420454
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 3:45:52 PM No.42420454
102395
102395
md5: 983ea70703ea55ce3dca8c3de34c182d🔍
>>42420169
what are some other mare nicknames?
>solly (parasol)
>sassa (sassaflash) (good friends with sisi)
>sprinkles (sprinkle medley)
>fuff (kerfuffle) (canon)
>diz-twiz (dizzy twister)
Replies: >>42420563
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:33:09 PM No.42420555
>>42409611 (OP)
It might be yapping but it's incredibly endearing. She's actually exploring a hobby, sharing interesting information and pursuing a non-trivial task (reverse-engineering a recipe, especially a baking recipe is not an easy thing).
I know the joke is that this is stereotypical female blabbing behavior, but it's actually miles apart from what that usually looks like (which is 90% complaining about how her friends are really horrible bitches and probably talking shit about her behind her back, no, not like she's doing right now, what are you talking about, how dare you.)
Replies: >>42420759
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:36:35 PM No.42420563
IMG_4639
IMG_4639
md5: 1ffa54e19da4d7e7fe254ca8601cb729🔍
>>42420454
Slut.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:43:29 PM No.42420759
1746473984008371
1746473984008371
md5: c046358b900260439e3e5439916f17fe🔍
>>42420555
Bro might be yapping but he's spittin facts fr. Mares really are good natured, the unmatched embodiment of innocence and purity. Even when they're angry, they're never malicious