Post Redheart, talk about Redheart, discuss which Cutie Mark is canon.
She is a cute pony and it's disgusting what some anons are trying to make her do. Redheart only cares about the health and well-being of everyone.

Remember to get your flu shot and a check up soon if you haven't

>No castration or neutering

>>42410464 (OP)
>No castration or neutering
...and filtered

>>42410464 (OP)

>No castration or neutering edition

>>42410471

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>>42410483

Babies first forced meme? Get used to it. Every worthwhile mare has one.

>No castration or neutering

Friend you're poking the bear with the thread name

>>42410498
I think that was the point, unfortunately.

>>42410501
I'll dump pictures of my wife anyways

>>42410508
Based. Ignore the faggots trying to get under your skin and they'll screw off to the next waifu they want to troll.

>>42410539
I do think OP quit posting so I'm taking the slack.

Redheartbros, tell me, what's the appeal? She's cute, but is there more to her than meets the eye? I'm curious about her.

>>42410578
There's
>sexy nurse sex sex sex
>socially acceptable submission
>she touches your body
>she cares about your well being
>she's mature and professional
>clean and white, orderly aesthetic
>compassionate and noble sentiment
>hard worker

>>42410464 (OP)
>No castration or neutering edition
What about lobotomies?

>>42410578
A very cute design. But to me she is a very caring, kind, loving, diligent, and understanding pony that does so much to help.
In Applebuck Season she works hard with the Baked Bads Crisis to make sure so many ponies are taken care of, even admittedly at her own health taking a toll. She is a very exhausted mare then.
In A Flurry of Emotions she proves to be multi-disciplined even working in pediatrics and wanting to do her best to make the unwell colts and fillies happy.

>>42410588
>lobotomies
I'm not thinking with that head a lot of the time with her when I see picture of her. She activates my almonds so much

Redheart seems like a busy workaholic mare. How would you maintain a healthy and mutually satisfying relationship with her? What hoops would you be willing to go through for her? How would you comfort her after her long and sometimes depressing shifts? I'd like to hear it from your hearts, anons.

>>42410596
hearty kek from me

>>42410603
Forgive me I haven't wrote any greens aside from a random paragraph in a Redheart thread about a month ago

>be me
>in a relationship with one of the most beautiful creatures in Equestria
>I do my daily job doing things
>aside from that I am very patient about Redhearts erratic schedule
>I like to meal prep so I am always okay with making double portions ready to heat for her or even making lunchboxes for her
>Always have a pot of coffee ready to go with a flick of a switch
>Learn from her orthopaedics department friends the best way to release tension and prevent any damage her 48 shifts may cause her
>Always have a freshly fluffed pillow ready for her on the sofa in case she can't make it to bed
>immediately carry her to bed if I see her asleep somewhere else like said sofa or at the kitchen table AGAIN
>have some melatonin handy for the chaotic sleep schedules
>listen to her vent and cry and be her anchor while brushing her mane or even carrying her to the shower or bath to make sure she's at least clean from her awful shift

I can keep going I love this mare so damn much

>>42410620
Based. Would you have any aspirations for your relationship? I assume marriage is a given, but how about foals or other achievements?

>>42410640
That would for sure be a discussion for her and I to have. I could she a scenario where her work in the pediatrics department she is motherly towards them and I can come in and be like those charities that visit hospitals in cosplay or perform to make the kids laugh.
I think if anything we would adopt foals not because of biology issues but because she's probably been heartbroken by foals or children being abandoned or something else that has happened.

I love to travel myself work in the industry professionally irl so whenever she can have time for vacations I would make them the most unforgettable experiences ever. Be it going to Manehatten or even to the Crystal Empire. I'd for sure also want a home that is comfortable for us and our family.

Yes I'm being autistic I don't care I just love Redheart so much

>>42410666
Thanks Satan

>>42410656
Based waifu gusher. If you're who I'm thinking you are then you're keeping yourself almost as busy as Redheart. Given your experience, what do you think would be the ideal vacation spot for the two of you, in both Equestria and on Earth?

>>42410677
It's worth it making memories for folks and having a fun time myself while I'm at it. That question gave me a serious think.
>For Equestria (canon locations)
It would be Winsome Falls for somewhere out of the hustle and bustle of things to really relax. A nice place to camp, a lake to soak in, and just a nice view.
Or Manehatten with a day trip out to Neighagra Falls if they're roughly nearby like their Earth counterparts

>For Earth
Now this one would be difficult. Because I know she would want to help anyone the moment she hears a sniffle or something, since she's that kind.
So something like a European River Cruise during either spring or Christmas. Starting somewhere like Amsterdam and going down the Rhine-Main-Danube making sure she is pampered and taken care of.

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>>42410690
>unironically waifu'ed a background pony

>>42410690
Interesting choices. I imagine the flowing of the waterfalls would be soothing for the both of you. I have one more question for the night before I stop hogging your time, do you think that Redheart has any friends? Besides the other nurses of course. What ponies do you see her getting along with especially well? Which ponies would you like to hang out with alongside Redheart?

>>42410731
>hogging my time
You are not doing that at all. I'm just procrastinating by posting my wife

I could see her being good friends with Cheerilee, first bonding over the chaos of their respective work places.
As for some of the other ponies. Dr Fauna the vet, Fluttershy, Lemon Hearts, and Rarity is her cafe friend that she runs into in the mornings on the way to work. Just some silly headcanons

>>42410748
>Rarity is her cafe friend that she runs into in the mornings
cute

And for the last of this dump tonight I'll put my phone background.
To the anon that was asking the deep questions, I appreciate it as it gave me a chance to be autistic about my favourite horse

>>42410748
I could see those, especially Cheerilee and Dr. Fauna.
>>42410777
Nice lucky trips. I love seeing other waifufags talk about their mare. You've always got a friend in the currently nonexistent Cheerilee thread. Keep being based, keep loving your wife.

I was expecting a lot more shitposting in this thread because OP was bait-posting. Just to be pleasantly surprised it's an anon loving his waifu. I kneel Redheartfag you keep loving her

My heart fluttered reading this you are a kind soul. I hope she's waiting for you in Equestria or you get some 3dpd to have cosplay sex with

Nursie Thread!! And so active too! Love to see it!!

can she cure this board's Stockholm syndrome?

>42410720
waifuchad board

>>42411320
I love her so much bros it's unreal

>>42411406
You've got your own hospital staff!

It is a well known fact that spending time in the aura of Redheart's snowpity will cause cancer to go into remission.

>>42411456
>spending time in the aura of Redheart's snowpity will cause cancer to go into remission.
Someone send her to /mlp/

>>42411473
He said cancer, not faggotry.

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>>42410493
>and the rest of you castrationfags.

>>42411456
Do you think the nurse ponies are cancer-sniffing?

>>42411516
Yes! Through their training, they can probably detect a number of chronic illnesses that way.

>>42410471
She looks like she fucks human men.

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>>42411406
Based nurse-chad.

>>42411602
Wait. Do you see that...

>>42411946
THERE

>>42411406
Hi Nursefriend!
Happy to see you again.

>>42412106

Posting some wife on the lunchbreak

>>42412678
Now, which injury or disease would be best to have Nurse Redheart treat?
I'm thinking the flu with a high fever so that she can gently wipe off my body when I get cold sweats.

aah so eepy. nini nurse thread

>>42412924
Or more cowbell

>tfw when only a quarter of the population are stallions
>Half those stallions are geldings or may as well be geldings
>Have monogamous marriage
>Be surprised when nobody is making foals

>>42412924
A degloved penis

>>42410464 (OP)
okay but what about lobotomy? that was way hotter

>>42412180
Comfy.

>>42413918
Never understood lobotomy, why would you basically submit yourself to being an emotionless zombie

>>42414562
Cute OC

>>42414055
NTA but
a) You can still cum and get sexual urges.
b) You're still reduced and Redheart still dominates you, just mentally instead of physically.
c) The hottest part of castration was always being viewed as a lesser member of society.
d) You still get pampered and teased against your will.
e) You still have your primal base emotions, and they're actually more raw and unfiltered.
f) Being physically dependent on Redheart has more potential for abuse and shenanigans.
g) Both are about letting go of responsibility, but lobotomy is more extreme.
h) Nurse Redheart ends up fulfilling more of a maternal role if you're lobotomized compared to being castrated.
i) The mental horror of losing your mind is more intense than losing your balls, and the physical pain is probably comparable.
j) If it's willing, it's more pathetic to give up your prefrontal cortex instead of just your testicles.

>>42413918
Where is lobotanon? Will anyone carry the torch?

Anyone have links for castration/geldings it seems hot af

>>42415089
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/479100/redhearts-clinic
It says "unfinished", but each chapter is a standalone thing. Extremely hot, btw.

>>42415090
The first two were hot and admittedly I was really into the second one but when I realized he didn't have any real reason to get gelded, it actually kinda ruined the fun for me

>>42415280
Oops, the 3rd one "in the navy" kinda made me sad

Quick work bump

>>42413773
I wish that was me

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>>42416562
>Sleepy snuggles with Redheart
Imagine it.

>>42417603
>tfw you have to inform your patient of the fact that they are clinically retarded

>"Wake up, Anon..."
>"Time for your medicine."

>10 nursebros

>>42417183
I do everyday anon

>>42419293
You have sleepy snuggles every day? Where? And what happens?

>>42411602
/trash/ denizen? On other boards?
more likely than one might assume

>>42410467
fpbp

>>42419560
I die for four to twelve hours

>>42417615
>Turns out that cute nurse mare saliva works as a cure for multiple human illnesses.
>This makes the hospital's job easy whenever Anon is ill.

What's she sound like again? I don't remember her speaking much in the show

>>42421718
I think she appears twice in the first 2 seasons

>>42421718
Does she talk? I only remember her having a screen time of 5 minutes total.

>>42421718
>>42422521
She does talk and is voice by Ashleigh Ball

Quick busy work bump

>>42422852
Now I remember. It was in Baby Cakes wasn't it.

balls

Nini nursefrens

What is Redheart's favorite pastime outside of work?

>>42425064
she’s particularly fond of neutering unsuspecting anons after she puts them under during routine checkups

Equestrian courts don’t actually recognize the rights of interdimentional monkeys, so anon’s only real recourse after waking up to an empty, stitched up sack is to cry into nurse redheart’s soft and nice smelling mane.

>>42425168
>cry into nurse redheart’s soft and nice smelling mane
Why do you always come up with the most arousing stuff? Please never stop. I want nothing more than to have Nurse Redheart's soft natural mare scent tickle my nose as she strokes my empty sack and tells me how nice my new life is going to be without all those dreadful urges making me think dirty thoughts.

>>42421718
>https://soundcloud.com/dogman15/sets/nurse-redheart-voice-clips

>>42425064
I can see she has a crafting hobby like embroidery or something. Along with reading to help decompress.

>>42425495

the nurse is comfy maxxing

>>42425898
What quaint living quarters.

>>42425898
Judging by the picture I would say she's very close to peak comfy.

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>>42421693
"It's magic, I don't gotta explain how it works!"

What do you do in this situation?

>>42428813
You must eat healthy, exercise, and not do drugs so that you don't cause Nurse Redheart to worry.

>>42429065
Get healed.

>>42429246
Don't want the tests to come back with bad news.

This isn't you right Anon?

>>42429957
No, it's actually chicken tendies and honey mussy for every meal

>>42429065
Ask for the alt-version that has Warcrimes Redheart instead of Zecora

>>42429957
It is not.

>lie down in the stirrups, anon!
>Just let mommy do what she does best. This is for your own good, sweetie~
>I’m not going to ask again. Lie down in the stirrups.

>>42430560
>Reddy, honey... I know you're in heat and you did warn me it messes with reasoning part of the brain
>But you said we are completely biologically incompatible
>"Lay down NOW! I am going to crush your pelvis and drain your balls so much we will perform a medical miracle~"
>"Better yet, your pelvis and femurs will be crushed to dust I can also love on you at work too~"

>>42430560
Stick that phone up your ass, again.

>>42430560
w-why are you disinfecting my scrotum… I don’t want this…

>>42430645
>"That's because I'm going to give it a nice lick, Nonny..."
>"I always disinfect before giving my patients a taste~"

>>42430674
>mfw her spit, on top of being able to cure cancer, contains a topical anesthetic
>before I even realize what's happening she's already stitching me back up

>>42430594
phoneposting won

>>42430495
Somehow I really like this drawing of her. I like the wiggly, curvy lines and how her mane comes down over her eyes most of all.

>"I'm so sorry, Anon."
"Yeah, I get that. You've said so a hundred times."
>"I just thought it would be really fun, that's all."
"Well, it wasn't."
>"Come on, how was I supposed to know that humans can't fly?"
"Dash, I don't even have wings, for crying in a bucket!"
>You are lying in a bed at the Ponyville General Hospital, swaddled in blankets and bandages.
>Since you regained consciousness, a distraught Rainbow Dash has appeared daily at your bedside to express her regrets.
>Today she has brought Fluttershy with her for moral support, which doesn't really help that much as she is still too scared of you to talk to you.
>A nurse enters the room.
>"All right you two, visiting hours are over, so scoot."
>Saved by the bell.
>"It's time for Mr. Anonymous's therapy."
>Therapy? What therapy?
>"Okay, see you tomorrow Anon," Rainbow Dash says as she slouches out of the room.
>A barely audible voice squeaks, "Get well soon, Anon."
>That raises the count of words Fluttershy has said to you to a grand total of nine.
>The nurse quickly and efficiently takes your vital signs, writing them on a chart hanging on one wall.
>"Could you scoot over, please?"
>Maybe she wants you closer to the edge of the bed to make this therapy a little easier.
>"A little more? That's fine, right there."
"So what kind of therapy is this?"
>In answer, the nurse climbs into bed with you, lies down, and gently nestles herself into your side before draping one fore hoof across your chest.
"Wait, what? Time out! I thought this was a therapy session!"
>"It is, Mr. Anonymous. Cuddle Therapy."
"Cuddle therapy? That's a thing here?"
>"Try to relax."
"How is cuddling even a therapy?"

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>>42432165

>The nurse's body heat radiates into you as she draws herself into almost embarrassingly close contact.
>"Studies by the Royal Canterlot College of Medicine have conclusively demonstrated that daily cuddles speed recovery, and increase the probability of positive medical outcomes."
>The nurse snuggles further into you, her muzzle pressing gently into your neck.
"Um, I don't mean to be rude, but this feels just a little awkward for me."
>"Oh? Why is that?"
>Her soft voice comes from right beneath your ear.
>You fidget before answering, attempting to guard more sensitive portions of your anatomy.
"Well, I'm a guy, and you're a girl, and I don't even know your name..."
>"I could call for a male attendant if that would be more-"
"No."
>You hastily interrupt.
>That would be even more awkward.
>"It's Bonesaw."
"Bonesaw?"
>Nurse Bonesaw gives you a squeeze before continuing.
>"I only didn't tell you because some ponies find the name off-putting."
>You hope that you haven't offended her.
"Oh, well, I'm not bothered by it, really."
>This apparently earns you another squeeze.
>"Please try to relax. It helps the therapy work if you can calm down."
"Cuddle therapy works for broken bones?"
>"Cuddle therapy works for everything short of clinical death."
>You remind yourself, not for the first time, that this is not the world you grew up on, and that they do things differently here.
>You take a deep breath and blow it out.
"Yeah, okay. Cuddle therapy. I'll try anything once."
>"Good. Now shush."
>Doctor's orders, you guess.
>Tentatively, you slide your good arm around her, and she doesn't react.
>"There you go. Now you're getting the idea."
>It's so peaceful that you nearly drift off to sleep.
>It's so comfy that you're actually disappointed when she gently disengages herself from you an hour later, telling you that she has to see other patients.
>After she leaves, you drift off into restful slumber.

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>>42432167
yeah I’m definitely waking up without my balls

>>42432178
Nurse Redheart collects balls for research purposes

>>42432178
GENE POLICE!
FREEZE!
(YOU)!
OUT OF THE POOL!

>>42432251
>SensibleChuckle.gif