Thread 42410464

Post Redheart, talk about Redheart, discuss which Cutie Mark is canon.
She is a cute pony and it's disgusting what some anons are trying to make her do. Redheart only cares about the health and well-being of everyone.

Remember to get your flu shot and a check up soon if you haven't

>>42410464 (OP)
>No castration or neutering
...and filtered

Babies first forced meme? Get used to it. Every worthwhile mare has one.

Friend you're poking the bear with the thread name

>>42410498
I think that was the point, unfortunately.

>>42410501
I'll dump pictures of my wife anyways

>>42410508
Based. Ignore the faggots trying to get under your skin and they'll screw off to the next waifu they want to troll.

>>42410539
I do think OP quit posting so I'm taking the slack.

Redheartbros, tell me, what's the appeal? She's cute, but is there more to her than meets the eye? I'm curious about her.

>>42410578
There's
>sexy nurse sex sex sex
>socially acceptable submission
>she touches your body
>she cares about your well being
>she's mature and professional
>clean and white, orderly aesthetic
>compassionate and noble sentiment
>hard worker

>>42410464 (OP)
>No castration or neutering edition
What about lobotomies?

>>42410578
A very cute design. But to me she is a very caring, kind, loving, diligent, and understanding pony that does so much to help.
In Applebuck Season she works hard with the Baked Bads Crisis to make sure so many ponies are taken care of, even admittedly at her own health taking a toll. She is a very exhausted mare then.
In A Flurry of Emotions she proves to be multi-disciplined even working in pediatrics and wanting to do her best to make the unwell colts and fillies happy.

>>42410588
>lobotomies
I'm not thinking with that head a lot of the time with her when I see picture of her. She activates my almonds so much

Redheart seems like a busy workaholic mare. How would you maintain a healthy and mutually satisfying relationship with her? What hoops would you be willing to go through for her? How would you comfort her after her long and sometimes depressing shifts? I'd like to hear it from your hearts, anons.

>>42410596
hearty kek from me

>>42410603
Forgive me I haven't wrote any greens aside from a random paragraph in a Redheart thread about a month ago

>be me
>in a relationship with one of the most beautiful creatures in Equestria
>I do my daily job doing things
>aside from that I am very patient about Redhearts erratic schedule
>I like to meal prep so I am always okay with making double portions ready to heat for her or even making lunchboxes for her
>Always have a pot of coffee ready to go with a flick of a switch
>Learn from her orthopaedics department friends the best way to release tension and prevent any damage her 48 shifts may cause her
>Always have a freshly fluffed pillow ready for her on the sofa in case she can't make it to bed
>immediately carry her to bed if I see her asleep somewhere else like said sofa or at the kitchen table AGAIN
>have some melatonin handy for the chaotic sleep schedules
>listen to her vent and cry and be her anchor while brushing her mane or even carrying her to the shower or bath to make sure she's at least clean from her awful shift

I can keep going I love this mare so damn much

>>42410620
Based. Would you have any aspirations for your relationship? I assume marriage is a given, but how about foals or other achievements?

>>42410640
That would for sure be a discussion for her and I to have. I could she a scenario where her work in the pediatrics department she is motherly towards them and I can come in and be like those charities that visit hospitals in cosplay or perform to make the kids laugh.
I think if anything we would adopt foals not because of biology issues but because she's probably been heartbroken by foals or children being abandoned or something else that has happened.

I love to travel myself work in the industry professionally irl so whenever she can have time for vacations I would make them the most unforgettable experiences ever. Be it going to Manehatten or even to the Crystal Empire. I'd for sure also want a home that is comfortable for us and our family.

Yes I'm being autistic I don't care I just love Redheart so much

>>42410666
Thanks Satan

>>42410656
Based waifu gusher. If you're who I'm thinking you are then you're keeping yourself almost as busy as Redheart. Given your experience, what do you think would be the ideal vacation spot for the two of you, in both Equestria and on Earth?

>>42410677
It's worth it making memories for folks and having a fun time myself while I'm at it. That question gave me a serious think.
>For Equestria (canon locations)
It would be Winsome Falls for somewhere out of the hustle and bustle of things to really relax. A nice place to camp, a lake to soak in, and just a nice view.
Or Manehatten with a day trip out to Neighagra Falls if they're roughly nearby like their Earth counterparts

>For Earth
Now this one would be difficult. Because I know she would want to help anyone the moment she hears a sniffle or something, since she's that kind.
So something like a European River Cruise during either spring or Christmas. Starting somewhere like Amsterdam and going down the Rhine-Main-Danube making sure she is pampered and taken care of.

>>42410593
>>42410620
>>42410656
>>42410690
>unironically waifu'ed a background pony

>>42410690
Interesting choices. I imagine the flowing of the waterfalls would be soothing for the both of you. I have one more question for the night before I stop hogging your time, do you think that Redheart has any friends? Besides the other nurses of course. What ponies do you see her getting along with especially well? Which ponies would you like to hang out with alongside Redheart?

>>42410731
>hogging my time
You are not doing that at all. I'm just procrastinating by posting my wife

I could see her being good friends with Cheerilee, first bonding over the chaos of their respective work places.
As for some of the other ponies. Dr Fauna the vet, Fluttershy, Lemon Hearts, and Rarity is her cafe friend that she runs into in the mornings on the way to work. Just some silly headcanons

>>42410748
>Rarity is her cafe friend that she runs into in the mornings
cute

And for the last of this dump tonight I'll put my phone background.
To the anon that was asking the deep questions, I appreciate it as it gave me a chance to be autistic about my favourite horse

>>42410748
I could see those, especially Cheerilee and Dr. Fauna.
>>42410777
Nice lucky trips. I love seeing other waifufags talk about their mare. You've always got a friend in the currently nonexistent Cheerilee thread. Keep being based, keep loving your wife.

I was expecting a lot more shitposting in this thread because OP was bait-posting. Just to be pleasantly surprised it's an anon loving his waifu. I kneel Redheartfag you keep loving her

My heart fluttered reading this you are a kind soul. I hope she's waiting for you in Equestria or you get some 3dpd to have cosplay sex with

Nursie Thread!! And so active too! Love to see it!!

can she cure this board's Stockholm syndrome?

>42410720
waifuchad board

>>42411320
I love her so much bros it's unreal

>>42411406
You've got your own hospital staff!

It is a well known fact that spending time in the aura of Redheart's snowpity will cause cancer to go into remission.

>>42411456
>spending time in the aura of Redheart's snowpity will cause cancer to go into remission.
Someone send her to /mlp/

>>42411473
He said cancer, not faggotry.

>>42410467
>>42410468
>>42410472
>>42410493
>and the rest of you castrationfags.

>>42411456
Do you think the nurse ponies are cancer-sniffing?

>>42411516
Yes! Through their training, they can probably detect a number of chronic illnesses that way.

>>42410471
She looks like she fucks human men.

>>42411406
Based nurse-chad.

>>42411602
Wait. Do you see that...

>>42411946
THERE

>>42411406
Hi Nursefriend!
Happy to see you again.

Posting some wife on the lunchbreak

>>42412678
Now, which injury or disease would be best to have Nurse Redheart treat?
I'm thinking the flu with a high fever so that she can gently wipe off my body when I get cold sweats.

aah so eepy. nini nurse thread

>>42412924
Or more cowbell

>tfw when only a quarter of the population are stallions
>Half those stallions are geldings or may as well be geldings
>Have monogamous marriage
>Be surprised when nobody is making foals

>>42412924
A degloved penis

>>42410464 (OP)
okay but what about lobotomy? that was way hotter

>>42412180
Comfy.

>>42413918
Never understood lobotomy, why would you basically submit yourself to being an emotionless zombie

>>42414562
Cute OC

>>42414055
NTA but
a) You can still cum and get sexual urges.
b) You're still reduced and Redheart still dominates you, just mentally instead of physically.
c) The hottest part of castration was always being viewed as a lesser member of society.
d) You still get pampered and teased against your will.
e) You still have your primal base emotions, and they're actually more raw and unfiltered.
f) Being physically dependent on Redheart has more potential for abuse and shenanigans.
g) Both are about letting go of responsibility, but lobotomy is more extreme.
h) Nurse Redheart ends up fulfilling more of a maternal role if you're lobotomized compared to being castrated.
i) The mental horror of losing your mind is more intense than losing your balls, and the physical pain is probably comparable.
j) If it's willing, it's more pathetic to give up your prefrontal cortex instead of just your testicles.

>>42413918
Where is lobotanon? Will anyone carry the torch?

Anyone have links for castration/geldings it seems hot af

>>42415089
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/479100/redhearts-clinic
It says "unfinished", but each chapter is a standalone thing. Extremely hot, btw.

>>42415090
The first two were hot and admittedly I was really into the second one but when I realized he didn't have any real reason to get gelded, it actually kinda ruined the fun for me

>>42415280
Oops, the 3rd one "in the navy" kinda made me sad

Quick work bump

>>42413773
I wish that was me

>>42416562
>Sleepy snuggles with Redheart
Imagine it.

>>42417603
>tfw you have to inform your patient of the fact that they are clinically retarded

>"Wake up, Anon..."
>"Time for your medicine."

>>42417183
I do everyday anon

>>42419293
You have sleepy snuggles every day? Where? And what happens?

>>42411602
/trash/ denizen? On other boards?
more likely than one might assume

>>42410467
fpbp

>>42419560
I die for four to twelve hours

>>42417615
>Turns out that cute nurse mare saliva works as a cure for multiple human illnesses.
>This makes the hospital's job easy whenever Anon is ill.

What's she sound like again? I don't remember her speaking much in the show

>>42421718
I think she appears twice in the first 2 seasons

>>42421718
Does she talk? I only remember her having a screen time of 5 minutes total.

>>42421718
>>42422521
She does talk and is voice by Ashleigh Ball

Quick busy work bump

>>42422852
Now I remember. It was in Baby Cakes wasn't it.

balls

Nini nursefrens

What is Redheart's favorite pastime outside of work?

>>42425064
she’s particularly fond of neutering unsuspecting anons after she puts them under during routine checkups

Equestrian courts don’t actually recognize the rights of interdimentional monkeys, so anon’s only real recourse after waking up to an empty, stitched up sack is to cry into nurse redheart’s soft and nice smelling mane.

>>42425168
>cry into nurse redheart’s soft and nice smelling mane
Why do you always come up with the most arousing stuff? Please never stop. I want nothing more than to have Nurse Redheart's soft natural mare scent tickle my nose as she strokes my empty sack and tells me how nice my new life is going to be without all those dreadful urges making me think dirty thoughts.

>>42421718
>https://soundcloud.com/dogman15/sets/nurse-redheart-voice-clips

>>42425064
I can see she has a crafting hobby like embroidery or something. Along with reading to help decompress.

the nurse is comfy maxxing

>>42425898
What quaint living quarters.

>>42425898
Judging by the picture I would say she's very close to peak comfy.

>>42421693
"It's magic, I don't gotta explain how it works!"

What do you do in this situation?

>>42428813
You must eat healthy, exercise, and not do drugs so that you don't cause Nurse Redheart to worry.

>>42429065
Get healed.

>>42429246
Don't want the tests to come back with bad news.

This isn't you right Anon?

>>42429957
No, it's actually chicken tendies and honey mussy for every meal

>>42429065
Ask for the alt-version that has Warcrimes Redheart instead of Zecora

>>42429957
It is not.

>lie down in the stirrups, anon!
>Just let mommy do what she does best. This is for your own good, sweetie~
>I’m not going to ask again. Lie down in the stirrups.

>>42430560
>Reddy, honey... I know you're in heat and you did warn me it messes with reasoning part of the brain
>But you said we are completely biologically incompatible
>"Lay down NOW! I am going to crush your pelvis and drain your balls so much we will perform a medical miracle~"
>"Better yet, your pelvis and femurs will be crushed to dust I can also love on you at work too~"

>>42430560
Stick that phone up your ass, again.

>>42430560
w-why are you disinfecting my scrotum… I don’t want this…

>>42430645
>"That's because I'm going to give it a nice lick, Nonny..."
>"I always disinfect before giving my patients a taste~"

>>42430674
>mfw her spit, on top of being able to cure cancer, contains a topical anesthetic
>before I even realize what's happening she's already stitching me back up

>>42430594
phoneposting won

>>42430495
Somehow I really like this drawing of her. I like the wiggly, curvy lines and how her mane comes down over her eyes most of all.

>"I'm so sorry, Anon."
"Yeah, I get that. You've said so a hundred times."
>"I just thought it would be really fun, that's all."
"Well, it wasn't."
>"Come on, how was I supposed to know that humans can't fly?"
"Dash, I don't even have wings, for crying in a bucket!"
>You are lying in a bed at the Ponyville General Hospital, swaddled in blankets and bandages.
>Since you regained consciousness, a distraught Rainbow Dash has appeared daily at your bedside to express her regrets.
>Today she has brought Fluttershy with her for moral support, which doesn't really help that much as she is still too scared of you to talk to you.
>A nurse enters the room.
>"All right you two, visiting hours are over, so scoot."
>Saved by the bell.
>"It's time for Mr. Anonymous's therapy."
>Therapy? What therapy?
>"Okay, see you tomorrow Anon," Rainbow Dash says as she slouches out of the room.
>A barely audible voice squeaks, "Get well soon, Anon."
>That raises the count of words Fluttershy has said to you to a grand total of nine.
>The nurse quickly and efficiently takes your vital signs, writing them on a chart hanging on one wall.
>"Could you scoot over, please?"
>Maybe she wants you closer to the edge of the bed to make this therapy a little easier.
>"A little more? That's fine, right there."
"So what kind of therapy is this?"
>In answer, the nurse climbs into bed with you, lies down, and gently nestles herself into your side before draping one fore hoof across your chest.
"Wait, what? Time out! I thought this was a therapy session!"
>"It is, Mr. Anonymous. Cuddle Therapy."
"Cuddle therapy? That's a thing here?"
>"Try to relax."
"How is cuddling even a therapy?"

(1 of 2)

>>42432165

>The nurse's body heat radiates into you as she draws herself into almost embarrassingly close contact.
>"Studies by the Royal Canterlot College of Medicine have conclusively demonstrated that daily cuddles speed recovery, and increase the probability of positive medical outcomes."
>The nurse snuggles further into you, her muzzle pressing gently into your neck.
"Um, I don't mean to be rude, but this feels just a little awkward for me."
>"Oh? Why is that?"
>Her soft voice comes from right beneath your ear.
>You fidget before answering, attempting to guard more sensitive portions of your anatomy.
"Well, I'm a guy, and you're a girl, and I don't even know your name..."
>"I could call for a male attendant if that would be more-"
"No."
>You hastily interrupt.
>That would be even more awkward.
>"It's Bonesaw."
"Bonesaw?"
>Nurse Bonesaw gives you a squeeze before continuing.
>"I only didn't tell you because some ponies find the name off-putting."
>You hope that you haven't offended her.
"Oh, well, I'm not bothered by it, really."
>This apparently earns you another squeeze.
>"Please try to relax. It helps the therapy work if you can calm down."
"Cuddle therapy works for broken bones?"
>"Cuddle therapy works for everything short of clinical death."
>You remind yourself, not for the first time, that this is not the world you grew up on, and that they do things differently here.
>You take a deep breath and blow it out.
"Yeah, okay. Cuddle therapy. I'll try anything once."
>"Good. Now shush."
>Doctor's orders, you guess.
>Tentatively, you slide your good arm around her, and she doesn't react.
>"There you go. Now you're getting the idea."
>It's so peaceful that you nearly drift off to sleep.
>It's so comfy that you're actually disappointed when she gently disengages herself from you an hour later, telling you that she has to see other patients.
>After she leaves, you drift off into restful slumber.

(2 of 2)

>>42432167
yeah I’m definitely waking up without my balls

>>42432178
Nurse Redheart collects balls for research purposes

>>42432178
GENE POLICE!
FREEZE!
(YOU)!
OUT OF THE POOL!

>>42432251
>SensibleChuckle.gif

>>42430560
Face up or face down?

>>42432165
>>42432167
Nurse Bonesaw is a very sweet mare.

>>42431710
https://youtu.be/mwpwPwWIueM

aah nini

>>42434576
SO MVCH SOVL

>>42434209
>You reside alone in the white space between dimensions.
>You've been stuck there for you don't even know how long.
>Suddenly, a portal opens.
>You can see a wonderful, vibrantly colored, cartoons world on the other side.
>Then a pony steps through.
>She has a white coat, pink mane/tail, wears a nurses hat, and has a kind-of red cross mark on her flanks.
>She smiles brightly and holds out a hoof, indicating for you to take it and come with her.

>>42434209
>>42434728
Nah, clearly you're in an asylum because you keep ranting about humans, climate change, the jews, and all manner of unpleasant ramblings

>>42434728
>>42434807
Well, I did say I didn't want to be put in the padded cell.

>>42436275
>those eyes

Commissioned nursie lewd

https://files.catbox.moe/oczpdl.png

>>42437524
Redd has been a blessing along with Nording with pony content

A lot more slide threads than usual this week I see

>>42438053
Somewhat.

>>42438053
Sex with Nurse Redheart by moonlight.

Quick bump from work

Theoretically if Redheart gave you a testicle transplant and then you impregnated her would you be giving her your genes or the donor's genes

>>42441594
the donor of a transplanted testicle, and not the recipient, would be the genetic father of any child that resulted from its sperm

>>42441774
Now hold on. Eventually, after much time has passed, every cell in that testicle would have been replaced many times, influenced by your cells around it. Wouldn’t it eventually become your testical, genetically?

>>42442422
based based based
based based based
based based based

>>42442943
Hmm.
Don't people who get donated organs have to be on anti-rejection drugs for the rest of their lives? The same thing would apply here, no?

I miss when this thread was comfy and the waifuchad was answering our honest questions. There's two of the flaggots here and the first one, not OP, seemed to have true love

wplace nursie

She's so cute without even trying

New nurse art just dropped

Nini nurse frens

>"Good morning!"
>"It's time for your examination."

>>42444438
Love this artist, she's so clean and expressive

>>42444944
Gee Nurse Redheart, it sure is hard to do anything with several layers of bandages around your eyes! Thanks for taking good care of me throughout the healing process!

>>42446168
She's so happy to help cure your impotence

>>42444944
What is she rubbing? It's not connected to anything?

>>42446984
There's no "bed" in the picture, anon is just that fucking fat

>>42428108
A real horse would have eaten that crab

>>42429065
This raises the question if Redheart and the other hospital ponies are dismissive of Zecora's traditional medicine.

>>42448003
Don't care, wuld fuck both of them day and night. Pure white mare + striped-flank zigger = full flavor maximum sexo

She's had a very long week

>>42449262
>Y'all
Nursie with a Californian trying way too hard to sound Southern accent?

>>42449319
She's just slurring her words because she's so tired please understand

>>42432165
>>42432167
broken? what a shame, he was still so young.

>>42449614
Too late, I already adopted the headcanon.

>>42450811
Real.

>>42450811
Would you feel comfortable dying in your sleep if Redheart was watching over you while it happened?

>>42450977
perhaps

>>42451609
Oh hey I remember helping make that in the pixelplace. That botted m00t made me laugh

>>42452170
>>42452603
>>42452904
Oh my God she's disappearing!! Stay with us Nursie!!

>>42450987
>Disinfection by fire.

>>42453931
Fucking hot, I want her to give me a hoofjob in the back of the tent while she's on break.

>>42453931
Handle with mare!!

Bumpa

>>42454533
Where did you get this photo of me and my wife after this past weekend?

>>42455604
>Nursie when a pony comes in with a broken leg, or a sprained hoof, or a torn ligament, or a scraped knee, or a bruised shoulder, or a sore throat, or a paper cut, or a tummy ache, or...

>>42457176
The fair nurse mare sat there on her Derrière and gave Anon a stare

Goodnight bump

>>42458124
What's in the syringe? My teatnus shot?

>>42459330
HP.

>>42459330
estrogen

Sassy nursie

>>42459835
yawnie nursie

>>42459862
She's from California.

>>42460633
This is wildly unprofessional.

>>42460683
It's cuddle therapy.
>>42432165

>>42460691
Why is she suggestively presenting a condom to me? I'm a married man. I would like to speak to the hospital's upper management about this disgusting behavior.

>>42459862
wtf happened to her legs

>>42460700
Well if you don't want her to use the condom all you have to do is ask. Medical ball draining is a very important procedure to check reproductive health. You should have one at all of your weekly physicals.

>>42460732
She's not touching me there, period.

>>42460308
Nursie is so cute when she gets off work and wants to hang out at home
>>42460718
Midget artist

>>42461147
>I'm sorry Anon, but according to the results, your brain is about 20% tumor

Nini once again nursers

>>42461404
is the only cure is neutering?

>>42462210
>brain neutering
We call that a lobotomy.

>>42462514
>>42462210
unf! nursie!

Night bump for my beloved Redheart!

>>42463771
>Why haven't you taken your meds, Anon?
>You need to take your meds, Anon.
>They're right here.
>Just put them in your mouth and swallow.
>Just pick them up and put them in your mouth.
>Anon, you need to take your meds.
>Just take your meds, Anon.
>Look, they're right here.
>Just take them.
>Open wide, Anon.
>Anon, listen to me.
>You need to take your meds.
>It's for your own good.
>Just open wide like a good colt, Anon.
>Anon, just put them in your mouth.
>Here's a glass of water, so take them.
>Anon, it's what's best for your health.
>It's what's best for you.
>That's right, now open wide.
>Anon.
>Anon, I know you're listening to me.
>Why aren't you taking your meds, Anon?
>They're good for you.
>Listen to me and take them.
>Anon, you need to take them.
>There's no other option.
>Take your meds, Anon.
>It's for the best.
>Just put them in your mouth.
>Open wide and put them in your mouth, then swallow.
>Your meds are right here, Anon.
>It's time to take them.
>We're running out of time, Anon.
>It's very important that you take your meds.
>It won't take a second, just open wide.
>Anon, open wide.
>Anon, it's very important.
>Just take your meds.
>Why aren't you listening to me, Anon?
>We're running out of time.
>It won't be good if you keep refusing to cooperate.
>Now listen to me, Anon.
>Anon.
>It's time to take your meds, Anon.
>Why are you refusing to cooperate?
>Just put them in your mouth.
>It's for the best.
>They're good for you.
>They'll help you, so listen to me.
>You need to swallow the meds.
>They're right here for you.
>You're running out of time to take your meds, Anon.
>All you need to do is open wide and put them in your mouth.
>Listen to me.
>You need to cooperate.
>Take them.
>Stop wasting time and take them.
>There's no time for questions, Anon.
>It's very important, just open your mouth.
>Anon.
>It's for your own good.
>Why aren't you opening your mouth?
>The meds need to be taken, Anon.
>You need to take them.
>It's time.
>Anon, listen to me.
>It's time to take your meds.
>Why aren't you taking your meds, Anon?
>They're right here.
>All you need to do is swallow them.
>Anon, you're almost out of time.
>You don't want to run out of time, Anon.
>Take your meds.
>You need to take your meds.
>It's for the best.
>Just take them.
>Why aren't you taking them?
>Listen to me, Anon.
>Your meds are good for you.
>Your meds will help you.
>Your meds are easy to take.
>Just put them in your mouth and swallow.
>Anon.
>Are you listening to me?

>>42464215
I’m literally rock hard

Busy busy work bump

Nini nursie

>>42464215
But if I take them she’ll disappear…

>>42466388
sexy socka and hoofa

>>42467222
No! Reeeeeeeeeeee!

>>42465293
god i want her to rape me

>>42467758
I don't remember making this post

>>42457176
>>42467962
double the SHE

>>42468208
based redheart

>>42471231
lol

>>42472955
She's so good with foals. Reddy would make an amazing mother

>>42469237
Nursie's so fucking hot bros, even when she's got eye creases and librarian glasses, I still want to massage her hooves and suck her clit while she strokes my hair.

>>42472170
She's hot.

>>42473799
Merely hot? She defines perfection.

>>42473568
I would fuck her so much that my mother would complain about having too many grandchildren.

>>42475868
>My ass is in violation of the Geneva Convention!
And that's why we love you, Red

>>42475987
I hate the Red Cross for messing with my horse wife's butt tattoo.

>>42410464 (OP)
>No castration or neutering
...Not even a little bit? Just one time? Maybe just one of them?

>>42478433
Reddy with eyeshadow is so pretty. Doesn't help the 'hospital slut' allegations though

>>42478786
Theres 3 mares to each stallion and on top of that half those stallions are geldings, so no, we can't have even a little bit more castration

>>42479281
>Not enough stallions in Equestria.
>Therefore, testicles become a highly important national treasure.
>Cadence becomes tha natural choice to be appointed Duchess High Commissioner Over the Protection of Equestrian Testicles.
>She is charged with maintaining inventories of all stallions, their testicles, the health of those testicles, the quality of the seamen thereof, and the mares to which such-and-such stallions are assigned in order to maintain reproduction rates in Equestria and equalize the mare/stallion disparity.
>Nurses all over Equestria, aside from fulfilling their normal duties, are agents within Cadence's Testicle Preservation and Optimal Utilization Program.
>Hence, the importance of protecting and utilizing testicles becomes the driving principle behind stallions being required to have monthly inspections of their balls.
>It also means that Equestria adopts a law that castration is absolutely verboten, and that all medical attention must be paid to save/repair any hurt or damaged testicle on any stallion whatsoever.
>Also forbidden is any kind of kinky sex which might endanger testicles. Sucking a stallion's nuts remains permissible, but a mare must have a license to do it and attend a nut-sucking safety cpurse..
>Nurse Redheart, being naturally talanted, becomes the foremost expert at inspecting balls and ensuring their health.
>Even Anon, who is not a pony, must submit to monthly inspections because somewhere in an archaic book there might be a spell that will convert his human-sperm producing nuts into pony-sperm producing nuts.
>Naturally, his case is assigned to Nurse Redheart since there is no other mare who understands nuts better.
>Twilight and Princess Luna are researching the matter of casting spells on Anon's balls to make him capable of producing pony sperm of high quality.
>Meanwhile Cadence has initiated another program: The Magical Nut Enhancement Program.
>Wizards all over Equestria are recruited to work on spells to enhance testical robustness, sperm volume, and seaman quality.
>Finally, fullfilling the second prong in a two-pronged approach to solving the problem of not enough stallion, Twilight and Luna are spearheading research programs into what is causing an insufficient number of colts to be born.
>Every pony is doing their part and Equestria is working together like one big team to protect and responsible utilize all the stallions' testicles.
>*Starship Troopers-like video of ponies saying "I'm doing my part!" starts playing*

>>42479740
station 51, possible heart attack, whitetail woods, time out 09:53

>>42479417
Sigh...
>Unzips pants

She fellates her stallion patients at the drop of a hat but wouldn't touch your tiny monkey microdick for a million bits.

>>42481956
Uhhh, yes she would? She would pay to steal your ape balls.

>>42481940
It's OK Red, the pixels only make you look sexier.

the EEPER

>>42483572
That's a hell of a schnoz Nursie's got there

>>42483594
SNF SNNF SNF

>>42483790
my lips go right there!

>>42483846
my fingies go right there!

>>42484226
She looks like a fennec fox.

>>42479417
Does this count as balls worship or genital domination? Whatever it is i am really fucking into it

>>42484837
I am not sure, Anon. I am not a fetishist either way, so I don't really know the ins and outs of ball worship or ball domination. That other post just inspired me to write something silly about ponies going to a comically absurd extreme by creating all kinds bureaucracies and government programs to try to correct the shortage of stallions, and thus also testicles, in Equestria. Take it however you personally prefer. Glad you like it in any case.

>>42484913
Kek, whatever it'd be you made one high quality green even if it was a shitpost

Work bump

>>42484913
>That other post just inspired me to write something silly about ponies going to a comically absurd extreme by creating all kinds bureaucracies and government programs to try to correct the shortage of stallions
I, too, have indulged in such musings. I like to wonder what measures would be taken if the shortage reached the stage of a national emergency.

>>42486578
Why is she angry?

>>42485965
Mandatory assisted seamen collection and artificial insemination program

Fresh ser-p nursie

>>42487834
God I need commission this artist sometime. Every time they draw Redheart it's so peak

>>42410631
This is how you treat a lovely mare

>>42488408
Top nurse gives me a ship's captain vibe, commanding her nurse boat with her nurse crew

>>42489433
lol

>>42489433
She's the big nurse that makes all the rules

>>42491009
She is literally me

>>42480041
>not unzipping dick
ngmi

>>42488705
She is going to pounce!

>>42492529
CUTIE CUTIE CUTIE

I based my very first pony OC on Redheart mere days after we first see her. I will always have a soft spot for her.

>>42410603
>How would you maintain a healthy relationship?

By focusing on how you can help her when she's not working? Doing the dishes, cooking for the both of you, taking care of the house and surprising her with her favorite treats after a few straight days of especially hard work?

>>42460633
Absolutely fucking ancient art. I know for a fact this image is over a decade old, because I was fucking posting it in 2013.

>>42493448
>Thank you kindly for the midday snack Anon!

Nini nursies

>>42494258
I'm going to stick my dick in that

>>42496155
My Mare Fair 1 merch!!

is a pony!

>>42497852
>This next move will send you straight to the ICU Anon

nursie boop

>>42499794
soulful

>>42499821
Indeed

>>42500961
I forgor pic

>>42500961
I need a stronger dose, nurse. I need the super giga hyper autism shot that makes autism radiate heavily so much I spread autism everywhere I go

>>42499534
MORE LIKE RADHEART

>>42502852
CUTE!!

>>42410588
Okay, what is actually up with you people? lmao

(And here I thought my fellow Starlight fans were deranged.)

>>42504404
The vast majority of us in this thread are super chill. It's just one or two loud Anons with a bizarre neutering and/or lobotomy fetish. Redheart isn't even my waifu and I come here for nice conversation and comfyness. Those neuterfag Anons showed up randomly a few threads ago and starting shitting up the thread. It's much like how glimmerfrens get a bad name because a small number of persistent brapfags. I notice that in /glim/ it's mostly chill Anons as well.

>>42504466
This.

Nursebro, please explain the difference between a CT, CAT, and MRI in such a way a retarded, green, crayons and glue consuming filly could understand.

>>42504404
>>42504466
Some people are incapable of being happy or enjoying things, so they decide to ruin those capacities for everyone else.

>>42506335
CT scans and CAT scans are the same thing. They use X-rays to create cross sectional images of the body. As a consequence, they expose the patient to radiation. The benefit of CT/CAT scans is that they can be used to quickly assess and diagnose a variety of illnesses from trauma to strokes.

MRI scans use incredibly powerful magnets and radio waves to generate detailed images of soft tissues and organs. Unlike CT scans, MRIs don't expose patients to radiation. However, MRI scans take much longer to complete and require the patient to remain completely still in the enclosed space of the machine. Not ideal for patients with claustrophobia. But when it comes to getting the the most detailed images possible, MRIs are the standard

>>42507053
Turn that frown upside down nursie!

>>42506658
You can do CT/CAT using other methods than X-ray. CT/CAT itself refers to "cutting up the object into tiny slices with the help of a computer", and you could categorize MRI/MRT into that as well. X-ray CT is what usually referred to though when CT/CAT is mentioned standalone.
For example, there's SPECT, where radioactive isotopes are injected into the patient and the scanner constructs the image based on the detected radiation.
Image resolution of MRI is worse than X-ray CT, but usually gives better contrast between tissue types.
Some queries like skeletal destruction shows better on X-ray CT than MRI as well, so which method to prefer depends.