Thread 42416495

Oh bother, another old video to find. How long will it take THIS time? One of those pony analyiser people, with a dark blue OC possibly a feather hat and quill and ink cutie mark (oh, he's just so above us all). He teamed up with some other brony guy and they made a theory video about how Luna was actually Queen Chyrsalis, it was probably the only good MLP theory video, ever. And turned out to be true, like so many things at the time it was a huge wave in the fandom and so Lauren Faust commented from her twitter about it and agreed with the theory making it the original canon. "Did Lauren REALLY say that?" Absolutely. This is an Applejack certified truth. "Well I don't agree." You follow your mentally ill head canon all day long Raraloser, yeah that's right, you like Rarity, I know because EVERY single one of you Raralosers is so annoying, I hate you so much just die already.
I should probably look for the video now. "Did you even look before posting!?" I have to say that's one of my LEAST favourite episodes. Should've made a Ghost In The Shell episode instead. Hey they never did a seven Samurai episode either which would be similar. Clone Wars did seven samurai, DUDE, that would work so well, the mane 6, what would the episode be called? The six pricks? The six samu-ponies. I don't know but mix it with Ghost In The Shell. Have some "I'm going to sort it out! *Bang* I'm going *Bang* to sort it out!" But it's Pinkie with her canon walking across the bridge. You can make some scary stuff, FiM never got scary you know. Other than Pinkie losing her mind which I think probably was scary for children to see.
Have I found the video yet? No I haven't found the video yet! I'm telling you my favourite important episode idea, very rude, irresponsible.

You know that guy who draws ponies? And sometimes he puts the green "anon" pony into his drawings. I don't want to get mad at him, but, STOP. Stop putting 4chan... *gag* "culture" *gag* into your art, you will regret it, I assure you. That includes everyone who puts "anon" EEEEK I'm gonna puke, I see one more pony image with text that says "anon" I'll puke all over every single Raraloser on this board. Trust me.
You're going to grow out of the 4chan culture stuff, then what will you say. "Well the green pony is actually a reference to the Oncler, yeah." Ain't gonna work slick. You're a great artist, don't lower youtself to this disgusting terrible garbage website for idiots, normies, whatever, nothing of value to this website run by a person who hates you.

And I know you're reading this and you're gonna start making excuses in your head. Please trust me. You know I chuckle, liek the father figure I am to you, and I just want you to be better. Okay? Be better~

I HATE THIS DUDE, I don't even CARE about this stuff! I just hate that I can't find it.

Also, aliens!? What if aliens came to Equestion? I humbly lay that question in your hands. An LLRH question of all time, me and Pinkie-rutsu dude. I AIN"T EVER SEEN A 1:13 in my life and I ain't ever gonna! Yeah aliens just obducting ponies similar to how they do cows. "Lyra has gone missing" and they look for her, then another pony goes missing and anyway it's a whole episode idea whatever. And then the mane six are standing around realising the truth and then Rarity's face opens up and a little creature says "Orion's belt." and oh that explains why she's such a terrible pony, she's actually just a nasty gross alien all along, wow Raralosers, you sure know how to pick em. That's right, this post was just ANOTHER slam dunk on you raraFOOLS. LLRH of all time! "I am not the fuu-el, you are the fuu-el." But actually the alien inside Rarity, it's not an invader Zim situation she's actually here to help the ponies and the other aliens are a rival faction. Gosh, what an interesting episode. And you thought the Discord reformed episode was good.

Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y36UT2tOvkI

Thanks for nothing again /mlp/ IDIOTS!
"Huh?"
Yeah, idiots.

Someone forgot their meds again.
Please take your doctor's orders seriously: you are currently on a basket weaving forum, ranting and raving and having multiple simultaneous arguments in your head.
You deserve better.

>>42416532
>He's not posting the way I want him to, m-m-meds! s-s-schizo!"
I hear it all day, that's why I don't participate in your stupid social media websites like 4chan and discord and whatever else garbage.

Oh my gosh, this video is funnier than I thought it'd be. It's straight out of Nostalgia Critic cringe level stuff. I miss the fandom, wait, no, I don't. Can you believe his last video was only a year ago. And he's NOT a transvestite now!? First time I've heard of such a thing.

You know what I do have to mention though. Anthoy Cannon and BronyCurious both seem to be... well.... they're not trasnvestites you know like NoWhacking and DigiBrony.... they're umm... *gulp*.. well.... aaaaahhh... They are furries. Mmmmmmm.

Hmm. Bit uncomrotable topic you know. Well what happened to the original fandom, where are all the millenial bronies today? Are they trasexuals or furries now? Roll the dice and FIND OUT! The world is a tragic place. It's a tragic sad place! Just give up on ponies they said, just move on it's over now! Well I'm not gonna go along with it!

>>42416548

You're disgruntlement and combined presence confuse me. Keep going pony bro.

>>42416548
>that's why I don't participate in your stupid social media websites like 4chan
That's exactly my point. You're so out of it you don't even know where you are right now.

>>42416558
The thread is over I already found the video, but I do have another thread to make today. Maybe two or three.

https://youtu.be/y36UT2tOvkI?si=jkAJSsyClbrzb_zS&t=1784
And it's true, Nightmare Moon spends 1,000 years plotting her return and revenge and gets beaten right away, yeah right. And Luna just forgives Celestia in fact she apologises to her, yeah right. Luna is shown to be a shapeshifter and she would know about the underground crystal cave systems beneath Canterlot. Luna is clearly Queen Chyrsalis. It's so obviously intended, gosh.

You know I remember commenting on Antony's DeviantArt account asking him for that vector they used for Luna/Chyrsalis, and he said "it's an original vector made for the video." A stand up guy if there ever was one.

Closing the insane asylums was a mistake

>>42416601
Rarity is worst pony. I know you're mad but it's true.

schizo thread

>>42417771
And you bumped it, which means I can't make another thread from this IP because I have 5 already.

>>42417781
you are the reason the board is in the state it is today

>>42417800
Yes I'm responsible for the only good posts. But I cannot get rid of all the generals. I can't save /mlp/, you look at me as a hero but I'm not. I can't, how, HOW CAN I GET RID OF THE GENERALS!? I can't. /mlp/ is always going to be bad, no matter how much you worship me and support my threads.

>>42417781
good. i dread what it would look like with a sixth

You want to bump MY threads with your nonsense posts. I'll keep going.

Here's the Book character I was talking about. The random generator is actually working pretty well. But just have to do some store stuff and property stuff and that'll really be it. Never going to have fun with anypony. World is for boring awful people alone.

>>42417817
>Yes I'm responsible for the only good posts.
Erm, you're not the Glimmer fartchad.

>>42417834
Starlight Glimmer has been posted in my thread. I think I'm gonna be sick. I wish I could just prevent people from replying to my threads, I've never had a good reply.

>>42417838
Oh no, a Glimmy! Now your day is ruined.

>>42417862
It's not ruined, I just feel sick to see the ponification of an obnoxious modern WHYTE woman in front of my eyeballs.

>>42417870
As opposed to what? Niggers? Spics? Gooks?

Your hatred of white women is dumb. The only people that can make white babies are white women. If you want the white race to continue, you need white women. Simple as.

>>42417895
I do not read or reply to posts with offensive slurs in them. Please note all rarasimps and glitterlosers are banned from my threads from now on. Please return to the cringe general you crept out of.

>>42417900
>rarasimps

>>42417924
STOP FOLLOWING ME

>>42417900
>Please note all rarasimps and glitterlosers are banned from my threads from now on.
lol. lmao even
>Please return to the cringe general you crept out of.
No, I don't think I will.

>>42417929
I'm in your walls.

>>42417829
>personality: loner, coward
>even OP's self-insert is a loser
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>42417997
Those traits were randomly generated. Using a series of dice rolls. And I was just about to talk about some text adventure protentional stuff. If I just had some bits and could just go around Equestria, AI should be able to make that kind of thing now. Where I could go around and kidnap fillies, but I guess the thing is pen and paper games are fun because you play them with humans, which is why they don't work online, they never will. "Oh that's what they said about Mario Party!" Online games work because it's a shared visual experience which is the primary focus. Pen and Paper games CANNOT be played online no matter how many advanced tools they make and they've made a lot of them, it doesn't work.
But I also will never play another D&D game with people anyway. Especially not a pony game bronies don't even exist anymore.

And if you were put into the Equestria world you know that Rarity would never love you.

>>42418033
>But I also will never play another D&D game with people anyway. Especially not a pony game bronies don't even exist anymore.
Why? Because you're weird and off-putting, and other people don't like being around you?
>And if you were put into the Equestria world you know that Rarity would never love you.
That's fine. She's not my marewife. I just think she's neat.

>General
>Equestria Girls General
>Human pony general
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>Tamers general
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>Trash
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Actually unreal. This may be the worst board. Despite having 5 thread sup I'm just drowned out.

>>42418129
Yeah I'm sure it's fine for you, because you'd love to be Rarity's paypig. It's your most common fapping fantasy. Yes I am off-putting and no one likes me. People don't understand personality disorders yet but will int he future, for now they just try to push people with personality disorders away.