Thread 42420306

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275
Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276

For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.
So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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previous thread: >>42337553

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>mfw I still haven't updated my story
Let's see if I can force myself to write at least a single post's worth today. That seems doable.

This is a bug free zone. There will be zero talk of fucking the bug in this thread.
You will talk about fucking mares instead.

>>42420349
Oh shit, she brought reinforcements. Sorry Candyass.

>>42420349
Behold, a bug pretending to be a mare
Though always hidden, changelings lurk everywhere

>>42420349
Well… kinda too late for that, Candy. As soon as this thread materialized in the universe, the first thing I did was seek out Chrysi’s bug-horse pussy and fuck it until my balls we’re dried up husks.

Requesting Sour Sweet.

>>42420323
Good luck on your endeavor

>>42420381
YOU
WEREN'T
SUPPOSED
TO
FUCK
THE
BUG

>>42420315
I understood this reference

Page 10 already? You know what happens now.

>>42421073
>"You don't have rights monkey."
>"As far as the law is concerned, you're pie family property."

>>42421123
Sounding real smug for a pony within bullet range.

>>42421123
Time to make this a lawless land. Hooves up or get shot.

>>42421249
>>42421295
>rape correction incoming

>>42421249
>>42421295
>"Bold words for someone within raping range."

>>42420349
you´re just mad with jealousy because shiny cucked you with an insect, fuck off, i´ll do as a i please

>These human boys love to just let me siphon their love if it means spiting you, "Candy".
>I think I'll keep this up.

>>42421475
>"Listen Anon, fucking the bug isn't a good idea."
>"I did and my ding dong came out looking like the string cheese guy, and my pelvis shattered against her chitiny plot."
>"She left bug bites on my balls with her pussy teeth and she shoved her horn up my ass."
>"It's not worth it. Don't fug the bug Anon."

>>42421656
I dunno, felt great when I did it.

>>42421656
Then who's Flurry's father if your dick is gone?

>>42421854
>"Repairing a dick is easy. Repairing a pelvis is even easier."
>"But repairing a mind is tricky. You should know that, since you've been dealing with Fluttershy."
>"All I'm saying is don't fug the bug unless you want your own little Flurry Heart to take care of."

>>42421890
Get your wife to leave me alone or I'll tell her this.

>>42421897
>"I already know."
>"And I'll never leave you alone. You NEED to fuck a mare. Not a bug."

>>42421947
Sorry, Candy. Can't hear you over the sound of plapping Bug Queen cheeks.

>>42421960
You will regret this

>>42421975
>Candy keeps trying to get (You) to love a mare.
>Successfully trick her over and over with a fake Chrysalis cardboard cutout.
>Purely out of spite.
>Fake loving her most hated enemy.
There is absolutely ZERO way this can backfire.

Get off 9 before she sees

Would a Siren piss off Candyass as well?

>>42422717
>"No sirens, no bugs, no succubi, no creatures!"
>"Just a pure, regular, run of the mill mare!"

>>42422731
but the bugs can do any form.
including run of the mill mare.

>Anon openly admits to having sex with bugs and fish.
>But not ponies.

>>42422743
>"If a colt wears a dress, that doesn't magically make him a mare!"
>"A bug changing it's looks means nothing! It's still a nasty, disgusting no good CHIGGER!"

>>42422731
>"Wow, you're no fun."

>>42422769
>"That's RACIST you BITCH!"

>>42422786
There’s pony in there somewhere I’m sure.

>>42422731
Now hold on, by your own perimeters, Anon should not qualify. He isn't a pony, therefore, a 'creature'. So by your rule, Anon can't lawfully be with a pony. No pure (ha), regular, run of the mill mare shall be fouled by Anon.
We're only following the designs you set princess. Now I'll be on my way.

>>42422791
>"Shut the FUCK up chigger. Literally nobody likes you for who you are. That's why you have to shapeshift to even get a colt to look at you!"
>"Shapeshift into a corpse and bugger off."
>>42422891
>"Listen here you dirty ape. I make the rules on love, and I can break the rules on love."
>"You WILL fuck a mare. Not a bug, or some disgusting CREATURE."
>"This is an ORDER."

>Day is there a circus in town in Equestria.
>Standing upon the threshold of your door, you have seem to have attracted a zoo.
>"Anon. Anon! Pick me."
>Ignoring their cries for attention, you look down to Fluttershy.
>She quivers like a fall bound tree at the site.
"Fluttershy. Why is all of Equestria in my front lawn?"
>"I don't know!"
"I don't believe you Fluttershy."
>She squirms a bit before using her wings to shield herself from all the attention.
>Well, all the attention being paid to you.
>Fluttershy just happens to be next to you.
>Helpfully, one of the abominations produces a magazine.
>"Hello, I'm a sharkpony, not one of those siren freaks."
>"Hey you fish ass."
>"Fluttershy here recently produced a hit piece article in Equestria Daily magazine about you Anon (you sexy thing) and we're all here to make claim to you."
>Take the periodical from her.
"Oh yeah, saw this in the grocery store, kind of just ignored it. Thanks, Fluttershy. For continuing to ruin my life in ways I didn't think possible."
>Terror gripping her heart keeps her from answering.
>Casually, you sip a drink from you coffee as you behold the battlefield.
>A lot of these weirdos are fighting each other.
>"I'll murder you all with Love if you dare to touch him. Only a mare will win his affection."
>Cadance is somewhere out there trying to fight the mob.
>Hopefully she'll get punted.
>Man, there's a lot of ugly OCs here.
>Produce a vial of salt and sprinkle it on a goo pony that crawled her way up your steps.
>She screams and runs away.
"Man, I don't know why you all showed up. Between Eris and Chrysalis, there is a huge power gap."
>A bramble plant pony hanging on the overhand of your roof kind of just shrugs.
>"It was a pretty convincing article cutie. My love will win in the end and we'll make a garden of joy."
>Moments after she said that some kind of weird Salamander Pony burns her into ashes.
"Hey, hey off the roof fire brand."
>Take out your fire extinguisher and foam her all over.
>Brushing the debris from your hands, you cup your hands around your mouth.
"All right you lunatics, party is over. Go home. I ain't available for any kind of nonsense. The article is literal horse-shit. So take your bags, belongings, and go anywhere else but here!"
>Wait a moment.
>Man, they're not listening.
>Bummer.
>Might need to take out the home defense.
>Cadance is currently chewing off Eris' horns, kicking Chrysalis in the muzzle, teat-bagging FemTirek, choking out a siren, and giving a rude gesture to a dragon.
>You miss when wrestling was this good.
>That when the world stops.
>Everyone is frozen in place.
>"That's enough now. You all go home."
>With poof of magic, most of the abominations vanish.
>The heavy hitters are left behind.
>Chrysalis heaves out a bellow of rage.
>"Who dares."
>A heavy stomp quakes the earth.
>Shadow overcasts you all.
>Oh, she's big.
>A sphynx glowers over them.
>"No changelings."
>Chrysalis yells obscenities before vanishing.

>>42422982
Lmao, good shit, reminds me of an old Neb green

>>42422982
>"No Sirens, no centaurs."
>They're gone now.
>Eris snaps her claw.
>Nothing happens.
>"I said no chaos. Now, no draconequus."
>"Shi-."
>Man, she's just deleting everyone left and right.
"What is this? I thought you had to do riddles."
>"Only when I feel like playing fair. I don't feel like playing."
>How is this even going to work?
>Probably size changing shenanigans.
>Princess Cadance tries to grab the beast with magic.
>"No flying except for me."
>Pink princess falls to the ground.
>"No ponies."
>So this is how it all ends.
>The sphinx has the biggest shit-eating grin as she looks at you.
>"Now that all obstacles are gone. Time to claim what's mine."
>She pauses.
>"Something is poking me. Who could possibly be left?"
>Sphinx turns around in time to get a face full of dust.
>She coughs.
>"That's, catnip. No. Catnip with poison joke!"
>Her eyes go wild and crosses.
>Magic plays a joke on her and just like her victims she disappears.
>Standing alone after this battle of ultimate destiny.
>Is a giraffe.
>Holding an empty baggie of what probably was the drug stash.
"Uh. I'm sorry what? You stay at that animal sanctuary."
>She spits out the bag.
>"Have to pretend to play dumb. Affordable housing at my size is at a premium."
"Ain't that the truth."
>"Ever been kissed by someone with a tongue longer than your throat?"
"I rather not."
>She looks sad.
>"Oh. Well ok. You have a good one Anon."
>She turns to leave.
>Clearing your throat.
"Hey. Where are you going?"
>She looks back.
>"Just going home. You said no."
"Lady, this is called the Flutterrape thread. No the Flutter-please-ask-permission thread."
>The giraffe's eyes widen.
>"Oh. I'm supposed to rape you."
"That's why we're all here."
>Then you got throat tongued.
>By a fucking giraffe.
>At least it wasn't fucking Fluttershy.

>>42422901
If you can break the rules on Love, then love was always meant to be broken. You're no better than the bug. At least she's honest.

>>42422982
>Produce a vial of salt and sprinkle it on a goo pony that crawled her way up your steps
I kinda feel bad for the little goo horse

>>42423320
Yeah that was undeserved