Thread 42424852

Will you go inside the mare tunnel, /mlp/?

>>42424852 (OP)
DONT GO INSIDE IF YOU DO IT MAKES YOU A FAGGOT AND >RAPE THE NEAREST ANON MAKING YOU A GIGAFAGGOT

>>42424852 (OP)
Is it another 'all gens matter' dei propaganda event or is China finally based

>>42424864
>China
>based

>>42424868
Yep that's demoralizing
Just looked it up and it really is like smearing shit all around everything that fim achieved for mlp

>>42424876
it basically looks like the golden MLP era a decade ago
...but bad. like everything from China

>>42425098
>>42424876
How is this bad exactly? You are just mad you don't have a mare tunnel in your country.

>>42424864
>all gens matter
All gens, except G3. G3 doesn't matter to Hasbro. This is violence.

>>42425108
alright, i wish i had a mare tunnel that i could walk through back and fourth... i hope something like that could be present at marefair
but still, China could do slightly better with bringing MLP culture to its nation

>>42424852 (OP)
and Rarity, who's also in the show.

>>42425121
The only thing anyone remembers about your stopgap generation is a downie pony with a hyperfixation on socks.

>>42424868
This is fucking awesome! Only problem is that there’s no Misty.

>>42425121
*sniff* I’m so sad now!!!! G3 lives matter!

>>42426235
Why are you so obsessed with villains who got what they fucking deserved?

HOW IS THERE NO G3?!!!?!?!!?!?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM HASBRO?!!?!?!!?! WHAT THE FUCK??!!?!!?!!?!!??!!!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, I was just watching “Winter Woodstock” yesterday, and I was thinking, “Who the fuck cares about this shitty version of Minty?! We only care about the GOD G3 Minty!!!” Even the logo of her band was styled after G1, and I was like, “You know, they keep referencing G4, and there’s no REAL G2, since there was never a cartoon, so that means that G3 is the only one getting the shaft.” Then they pull THIS SHIT on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck?!!?!?!!!?!?!!?!!!?!

>>42426252
Oops “Bridle Woodstock,” I meant. I guess I was trying to remember the name and almost wrote “Winter Wishday.”

>>42426245
Bronies won :_(

“F Twilight Sparkle.” Maybe this IS based after all.

I’m gonna puke. How could they exclude G3 like this?!!?!!?!!!?!

G3 is basically the opposite of the Haberverse in every way. Maybe the reason why it’s not included is only because it hasn’t been revealed yet but G3 is about to be placed canonically as the future of G1, just as G5 is the future of G4, and we’ll see this confirmed in the new Ponyverse movie, which is maybe uncancelled?!

Do you think we’re about to get an announcement about anything like that, by the way? Be it a series or a movie or a special? Fucking anything?! This festival ends August 17, which is before Mare Fair. If we get a trailer, who wants to hold off on watching it so we can watch it together at the con? Who does?! Come on, that’d be fun!!! Let’s do it!!!! Please!

But hopefully that happens. BUT HOPEFULLY THERE’S FUCKING G3!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well, at least G5 isn’t totally dead yet. But I’d rather it be than fucking G3, which is the best thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy fuck!!!! Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

But still, I’ve been watching G5, mostly in another language that I’m trying to learn. Talk to me about that at Mare Fair if you’re interested. But still, it’s not great, but it does have some greatness in it. Almost all of which is Misty related. I LOVE MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s narratively the opposite of Cozy Glow. And since Cozy Glow is the best character ever put in the worst story ever, that means that Misty is a pretty kinda crappy character in a really, really good story. At least to me. Actually good lesson, unlike the EVIL one that Josh Haber shat out.

Fuck Josh Haber!!!

Oh fuck! I just realized… NO CREATURE SHIT!!!!!!!! Maybe the Ponyverse will DECANONIZE the Haberverse forever!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this Goddess doing with these two literal noponies?! Are they trying to emphasize Misty’s humility, or are they further degrading her?!!?!?!!?!

I’ve calmed down now, just so everyone knows. Fingers crossed that Ponyverse IS uncancelled and that G3 makes its way in at some pont!

>"Oh- hehe, hi Mr. Cocks, I heard you were planning some My Little Pony event that celebrates every generation and you will call it the Ponyverse."
>"Aaaaaaand... me and my friends, well, erm, hehe, we came by to ask if maybe our invitations got lost in the mail? Like, that would be crazy if that happened, right? Yeah, I know."
*PUNCH*
>"OWWW! *sobs* Wh-wh-what? What was that for? I-I'm sorry if I maybe came accross-"
*PUNCH*
>"I'M SOORRY! I'M SOORRYYY! PLEASE STOP MR. COCKS!!" *breaks down and cries*

>muh G3
Niggers, you're not special. At least you got a show.

>>42424852 (OP)
>rarity excluded
based

>>42426363
I love G2 too. I wish it had a show!

>>42425180
lol

>>42424852 (OP)
Yes.