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Anonymous No.42425394 >>42425432 >>42425507 >>42425934 >>42425936 >>42425941 >>42425944 >>42425955 >>42426023 >>42426402 >>42427474 >>42428146 >>42438700 >>42439795
Colgate Thread
God, she's such a sadist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqFDoM4Lk8
Anonymous No.42425398 >>42425407 >>42425532 >>42426115 >>42426119 >>42426336 >>42430297
Anonymous No.42425407
>>42425398
the original mare stare
Anonymous No.42425432 >>42425459 >>42425461
>>42425394 (OP)
>yet another thebatshart thread
Anonymous No.42425459
>>42425432
>yet another shartschizo meltdown
Anonymous No.42425461
>>42425432
it's not a sharty thread dude
Anonymous No.42425507 >>42425543
>>42425394 (OP)
this is what you see when you talk to mares btw
Anonymous No.42425532 >>42425568 >>42426072
>>42425398
https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2025/8/1/7305380.webm
Anonymous No.42425543
>>42425507
I hope not, I want to be eye level with them
Anonymous No.42425568
>>42425532
>https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2025/8/1/7305380.webm

now that is quality.
Anonymous No.42425916 >>42428138
How did such a sweet and expressive mare's marestare become so prevalent?
Anonymous No.42425934
>>42425394 (OP)
I hate this artist so much
Anonymous No.42425936
>>42425394 (OP)
I love this artist so much
Anonymous No.42425941
>>42425394 (OP)
I’m indifferent to this artist so much.
Great video, though.
Anonymous No.42425944
>>42425394 (OP)
This artist makes better content than Faust
Anonymous No.42425955
>>42425394 (OP)
this mare has no right to be that cute!
Anonymous No.42426023
>>42425394 (OP)
I have no strong feelings on this artist but I love that song
Anonymous No.42426072
>>42425532
kek
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>>42425398
Anonymous No.42426119
>>42425398
don't open this
Anonymous No.42426336 >>42428024
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Anonymous No.42426402 >>42426806
>>42425394 (OP)
She's so hot in this! The constant bedroom eyes she gives! That sadistic smirk! Omg...!
Anonymous No.42426806 >>42426854
>>42426402
ye, i love it. need to see more artists do this. if this was 2013 this would've become a meme to be referenced for years
Anonymous No.42426854 >>42426869 >>42426884
>>42426806
>if this was 2013
If this was 2013 it would've had lots of reaction videos. There's none. This fandom is indeed dead.
Anonymous No.42426869
>>42426854
damn, i hate being a newfag
Anonymous No.42426884
>>42426854
>The fandom is dead
It's not dead enough. I can't wait for content to stop being made.
Anonymous No.42427474 >>42428005 >>42428268
>>42425394 (OP)
Anonymous No.42428005 >>42428016
>>42427474
I thought she was shooting a horn laser.
Anonymous No.42428016
>>42428005
IMA FIRIN MY LAZOR! BLAAAAARGH!
Anonymous No.42428024
>>42426336
This is the funniest image I've ever seen in my life.
Anonymous No.42428138
>>42425916
Her snowpity is soul stashing. Look at those big ol eyes, her cold gentle colours, the scyte hidden inside her closet...
Anonymous No.42428146 >>42428164
>>42425394 (OP)
>β€œAnyvay, zat’s how I lost my medical license!”
Anonymous No.42428164
>>42428146
I might regret accepting her curiosity to checking my teeth...
Anonymous No.42428176 >>42428181
Canada has a free dental care plan now. And so I started going to the dentist, and I ended up with an small indian woman who is fixing my years of decay. And the thing is, because of her size and the distance from the chair to ground her breasts press against my head, she presses herself really hard against my head with her breast. Yeah.
Anonymous No.42428181 >>42428261
>>42428176
>Canada
Have you met the legend that is Lee Goldson yet?
Anonymous No.42428261 >>42428313
>>42428181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk8VdtjNsE8
This is my response to your question.

Also I wanted to write a pony version of My Shiny Teeth And Me, and I did and got AI to sing it: https://litter.catbox.moe/nht8557tqm3anc71.mp3
Anonymous No.42428268
>>42427474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H34LNLAbAs8
Anonymous No.42428313 >>42428356
>>42428261
>Basic AI, not even Minuette voice cropped and regulated to the song
>It sounds nothing like the song, not just voice as called, but intruments were AI too, as a whole
>He doesn't know the old gold
Be honest, did you actually write the letters even? My main issue with your post is that you claim to have done something, but it sounds like a typical AI prompted song slop
Have a spoonfeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmgCJ1_OX3Y
Anonymous No.42428356 >>42428373
>>42428313
Of course the melody sounds nothing like the song. It's an AI singing lyrics, it doesn't know what it's parodying. Why would it sound like the song, I said I wrote pony lyrics that I got an AI to sing.

So what's your problem with my lyrics, please explain. So instead of
"My shiny teeth that twinkle like Dimond Dog necklace"
"My shiny teeth that sparkle like crystal pony face."
What should it be, this is very important. Very serious to know what the much better lyrics would be, please explain.

And yes obviously I've seen that video, anyone who looks up Colgate shiny teeth and me has seen that video, apparently you haven't though, you should have actually watched it before sending it to me, because I said "I wanted to write a pony version of the song" that video is not that. Hence why I continued to write my own version. It's really not that serious or complex. See that's what happens when you're eager to be a hater without thinking.
Anonymous No.42428373 >>42428391
>>42428356
So you're the kind that makes slop for slop sake instead of ever trying and applying yourself, AND crying and whining when pointed out.
Gotcha.
Anonymous No.42428391
>>42428373
So you don't have an answer? I'm not trying to "totally own and get you" but you made a obvious error, several. Whether you like my lyrics or not is irrelevant to me.
It's very strange, and I mean this seriously, VERY strange to be upset at MLP parody lyrics of My Shiny Teeth And Me. If you don't enjoy them, okay. I've never seen someone upset at something like that before.
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>>42429119
Sorry, a bit of a quick shot with those... unf!
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I wanna boop that snoot
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*smooooch*
Anonymous No.42435087
Colgate
Anonymous No.42435105
Will Colgate be mad that I’m too much of a lazy fuckface to brush my teeth?
Anonymous No.42437000
bump
Anonymous No.42437056
>>42431481
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>>42432027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rooCGxiCiEo
Anonymous No.42437093 >>42437102
>went to dentist today
>dentist said 'wow your teeth look great, keep up your brushing routine!'
>mfw I'd brushed my teeth a total of two times since my last appointment
dentists are fucking hacks
Anonymous No.42437102 >>42437216
>>42437093
One asked me if I smoked, I said "No" and i was given a look like I'm some sort of liar

I have never smoked anything in my entire life..
Anonymous No.42437216
>>42437102
Do you drink coffee?
Anonymous No.42437981
bumping
Anonymous No.42438700
>>42425394 (OP)
Teeth status?
Anonymous No.42439795
>>42425394 (OP)
Anonymous No.42439948
COLGATE MY LEXAPRO ADDICTION IS CAUSING ME TO GRIND MY TEETH INTO DUST WHAT DO I DO?
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