Thread 42427253

With an infinite budget, you’re given 15 acres to design a MLP themed land inside an amusement park

You need to have:
One kiddie ride
One thrill ride
A restaurant
A food stand
Gift shop
Anything else you want to add

What setting are you picking?

>>42427253 (OP)
>What setting are you picking?
Fallout Equestria

>>42427253 (OP)
>Anything else you want to add

>>42427253 (OP)
Here’s my attraction idea: The Season 9 Decanonizer. You ride through an indoor ride and see images of Season 9 erased from history and if you ever acknowledge Season 9 again, you are banned forever.

>>42427253 (OP)
Pony petting area

>>42427253 (OP)
>One kiddie ride
CMC clubhouse/Ponyville Schoolhouse themed, a literal playground and one of those cup rides
>One thrill ride
"Sonic Rainboom" rollercoaster
>A restaurant
Sugarcube Corner
>A food stand
Multiple, themed after the town market stalls
>Gift shop
Carousel Boutique with clothes and other merchandise
>Anything else
Fluttershy's cottage petting zoo, Treebrary that serves as a theater to play episodes

>>42427281
Great ideas, but this should be Apple family themed
>>A food stand
>Multiple, themed after the town market stalls

>>42427289
One of the stands would be Applejack's apple stand, that was the idea. Could potentially be moved to a Sweet Apple Acres area like the cider stand in season 2.

>>42427253 (OP)
>Kiddie ride
The "Junior Speedsters" coaster
with Rainbow Dash as your coach (Pinkie shows up in her flying machine sometimes)
>Thrill Ride
The Everfree Forest experience with animatronic monsters
>Restaurant
Sugarcube Corner is the obvious choice
>Food stand
A bunch of them themed after the ones in Ponyville
>Gift Shop
Carousel Boutique
>Anything else
>A recreation of iconic places from the show (treebrary, canterlot castle, sweet apple acres, etc.)
>Fluttershy's cottage as a zoo
>A Las Pegasus themed area with arcade games and skiball and shit
>A 3d wonderbolts thrill ride
>One of those drop coasters called the Sonic Rainboom
>Castle of the two sisters haunted house

>>42427253 (OP)
>Anything else you want to add
>rape

>>42427262
MR. BONES, I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE

>>42427253 (OP)
>infinite budget (does not need to be profitable)
>15 acres (no height constraints)


Okay, here is the plan:
>build roughly 230x230m theme park
>overall very basic an nothing exceptional, just kinda the minimum requirement
>theme park will maybe have like few weeks of attention after opening and then fade away in relevance
>there still be some customers but never anything exceptional
>maybe some years later some youtuber will make a 3 hour documentary on how this theme park failed
>it's all a cover up
>the area is still a bit below 15 acres
>about a kilometer away, buy up some old factory building and a small strip of land connecting it with the theme park
>deal with local government that lets them freely use the land
>basically everyone will only pay attention to the main area of the park, while the factory and connecting land are technically part of it
>now the infinite budget and lack of vertical constraint come in
>can't go up that would be too obvious
>build downwards instead
>construct underground research facility beneath the park
>still on park property and covered by infinite budget
>still limited by the earths crust getting hotter with depth
>but depending on the local geothermal gradient I should be able to go down by about a kilometer
>at one floor every 5 meters construct about 180 floors
>dig down even deeper, geothermal could be a reasonable power source
>the factory will serve as an entrance for people, ventilation and all sorts of utilities that will be needed
>sideways connections beneath the thin strip at many different floors to reach the main park area
>run 9.5 square kilometer underground research facility with unlimited budget
>construct portal to equestria roughly 1 km beneath the earths surface