Thread 42428709

Moondancer says thanks to all her reclusive studying she just found the secret to eternal youth. And shes willing to share it with you it you agree to spend the entire afternoon and night plapping her silly until shes a drooling mess. If you refuse or hesitate now, you will never know the secret. Quite a predicament isnt it?

>>42428709 (OP)
where's the catch ?

>>42428709 (OP)
Very organic and inconspicuous thread, mhmm.

This is one of those threads? Really?

>the secret to eternal youth was unicorn mare fluids
Who would have thunk?

Would absolutely fuck a baby into that adorable nerd.

>>42428709 (OP)
>Quite a predicament isnt it?
I would happily fuck Moondancer for free! How it is a predicament?

>>42428709 (OP)
unf
sticky, sweaty, stinky pussy

>>42428709 (OP)
No. Immorality sounds gay and Moondancer is gross.

You know for as much as /mlp/ talks about waifus you guys sure seem to be quick to cheat on them.

>>42428819
everyone here is an incel

>>42428819
Most, if not all waifufags are posers just trying to look cool.
Watch what happened when a 3dpd starts posting.

>>42428819
Moondancer IS my waifu thank you very much

>>42428819
It's a misunderstood and misappropriated term. A lot of anons seem to equate 'waifu' with 'favourite pony' or 'the one I crank it to the most'. It means a lot more than that, but, hey - language gets diluted, same as how the dictionary definition of 'literally' now also means 'not entirely literally'. Descriptivism is a sad but unavoidable phenomenon. Anyway, my waifu is fine with me shitposting about what I might do to other ponies, because he knows that it's a joke, and that in truth, my loyalty is beyond question.

>>42428823
how can you even be a genuine waifufag on this board?
if you're an oldfag, you already have some animu waifu (or just don't play the waifu game)
if you're a newfag then you don't really get into / care about waifufagging because you weren't here to develop the sense of importance and appreciation for that, just like you'll never fully understand old memes (or you just hate weeb culture)
there are also deviants who have multiple waifus but we don't talk about them

Bump because I love my NEETpone wife

Pretty pony

>>42428867
>because you weren't here to develop the sense of importance and appreciation for that
what the fuck kinda retarded logic is that

Moondancer is only into nerd princesses.

>>42428867
>if you're an oldfag, you already have some animu waifu (or just don't play the waifu game)
Yeah I'm with >>42429472 on this one

>>42428819
>implying everyone on /mlp/ is a waifufag

>>42428867
>how can you even be a genuine waifufag on this board?
how can you be a genuine waifufag on any board? there is no practical difference between being romantically obsessed with an anime girl and a cartoon pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ

>>42428709 (OP)
>plap moonbutt so hard I mess up the tides
"so, what's the secret?"
>"h--huh?"
"eternal youth, the whole reason I came here, then on, and inside you."
>she stares at me blankly for a few seconds I'll never get back
>"y'know, in all this excitement...I think I forgot!"

>>42428709 (OP)
I'll have romantic loving forever sex with moondancer but sorry I'm afraid I can't accept the answer to eternal youth as payment. She'll just have to offer me her hand in marriage instead.

>>42430203
*hoof in marriage

Oh thank bob you fags avoided the "nu uh I'M the only real waifufag here" BS.
The only real waifufags left here are the autists you hate so much lol.
Not counting the ones who like eqg, of course as they're not waifufags, just regular fags.

>>42429418
can't unsee the huge asscrack

>>42430482
that's her plump vagene

>>42430486
very good saar, can she do the needful as well sar?

>>42428709 (OP)
I will just kill her on the spot by slowly strangling her to death. It will be just like one of those cruel and ironic punishments in the greek tragedies she read so much about! She will be "plapping" add she will be a drooling mess. I don't think I would need an entire night and afternoon for it, but I guess I can drag it out, letting her have a little gasp of air here and there.

>>42430486
pussy so fat I had to drive back home on a mobility scooter

>>42430081
>"You never knew the secret, did you."
>She shakes her head.
>"You just wanted me to plap you."
>She nods.
>"Well, you could've asked!"
>The light of understanding enters her eyes. She breaks into a grin.
>Nopony sees either of you for a week. All they know is that the sounds of plapping and moaning coming from her bedroom don't stop.

>>42428709 (OP)
Alright but only in the ponut.

>>42428709 (OP)
She looks like she fucks human men.

>>42429446
Moondancer

>>42430686
Yes little guy, that pony's name is Moondancer!
Was that your first word?
I know kids like you love ponies, but you shouldn't be here! Don't you know that 4chan isn't for kids? Now how about you go play with your friends. Summer is no time for screentime.

>>42428709 (OP)
I'd do it for free.

>>42430854
I'd pay good money to do it

Why does she have bushy, permanent eyebrows?

>>42430619
This.
If I can't get eternal youth, I will develop a loss weight program with sex.

>>42430619
imagine the smell

>>42428819
what if all the anons saying yes have moondancer as their waifu?

>>42430619
>>42430081
Hey buddy, you're too brown to green.

>>42432885
Greentext is not limited to second-person narration, but feel free to imagine me as a nigger if it makes you feel better, kiddo.

>>42432885
Kek. You can just say you're jealous of people who are literate. We won't laugh at you any harder than we already do.

>>42432885
Take a shot for every "She" and "I"

>>42433075
>>42433075
>>42433075
>>42433075
NORRE

>>42433001
>Immediate pedoshit and absymal taste
Brown going all out

Her rancid stink will never wash out.

>>42434103
tell me more

>>42434124
No. You can't handle her stink.
You'd better go to a mare that smells less.

>>42434567
I'm going to plop and I need your stinkiest mare

Bump

>>42428709 (OP)
COUNTER-OFFER:
I would agree to spend the entire afternoon and night plapping her silly until shes a drooling mess if she would agree to grow old together with me.

She probably has some stupid girls' fetish like pregnancy or non consensual.

>>42428709 (OP)
moon dancer more like moon prancer

Bump

>>42438673
Why not Moon Vixen?

I'd like to bottle up her aroma