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Thread question: What would you do if a mare actually raped you?

>>42428998 (OP)
That's not a little pony at all...

>>42428998 (OP)
That's a big mare

You macroshits make me sick.

>>42429036
>It's another "retard is too stupid to even know what he's angry at" episode

>>42429000
It's an ironic name, like some hulking thug called "Tiny".

>>42429000

>>42429002
UUUU

>>42428998 (OP)
Oh my celestia.... Thats a lot of mare

Colts can't even bump threads anymore.

>>42428998 (OP)
where is sunburst green???

>>42429567
I blame today's marenting.

>>42428998 (OP)
If a mare actually raped me I'd probably be shocked and turned on but mostly shocked.

>>42428998 (OP)
>What would you do if a mare actually raped you?
You can't rape the willing, and when it comes to big mares like Red, I'm MORE than willing to put out after a nice dinner date

Gloriosa Daisy has a sister?

>>42428998 (OP)
>What would you do if a mare actually raped you?
Tell the rest of the herd that she cut in line

>>42428998 (OP)
>yfw ywn a BIG mare

>>42430049
Local human stallion DESTROYS rapism with this one simple trick

>>42428998 (OP)

Based, never stop.

>Mare with >rape cutiemark put out of work by local human who refuses to not consent

>>42428998 (OP)
I dont frequent this thread. But ive come to say, this is the correct size for a mare Or stallion

>>42430745
>spoiler
It's not like any stallion would touch your pozzhole anyway, trooncel.

>>42430754
>projection
aww the little tranny got mad and is now projecting like the little fag he is. Kill yourself.

>>42430759
>the faggoid is crying as he strikes you
No stallion would ever touch you.

>>42430777
Tranny is seething as usual LOL

>>42430786
Yes, we all know that you are seething, lgbtoid.

>>42430808
>even more projection from the tranny
go dilate somewhere else.

>>42430811
Not from your mental illness club, take your monkeypozz meds.

>>42430818
>Tranny still can't stop projecting
Dilate.

Total Stallionfaggot Death.
Total LGBT+ Community Death.

Awfully fast janny response time.

>>42430841
These jeets have no idea how the board works and no chill.

>>42430841
Hotpockets are out in full force cause of some slideautist

>>42430856
Is it the guy who has a raging hatred for the kinderquestria thread again?

>>42430841
wew what'd I miss?

>>42430951
two stallions arguing about bein trans

>>42430965
Only expected that they'd envy sexis primae, but still best for them to respect the natural order of things

>>42431592
Chat is this the method?

Mares need to respect stallions rights!

>>42432354
Stallions are property.

>>42432360
Only in Saddle Arabia.

>>42432354
Yeah, stallions right in the kitchen!

>>42432372
Stallions aren't gonna make you a sandwich you sunhat tipper.

>>42432354
What rights?

>>42432443
>Stable 99 is probably the RGRE version of Handmaid's Tale or a more fucked up 50 Shades of Gray
>Me and Caramel have both cranked one out to it a bunch but can never admit without undoing stallion rights
>The book club is just a group goonsesh

>>42432443
>Why do stallions not like me?

>>42428998 (OP)
Is there much art of this Redwood mare? I've always thought this was a very attractive pic of her. Rear at the right height so that you could hide in her tail and eat her ponut all day long.

>>42428998 (OP)
>Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/
#40 has no link :_(

>read https://poneb.in/Zq1hUHWc
>holy shit this is great
>eternal WIP
fuck
any greens about old fashioned Luna and Anon that tries to adjust her for modern society?

>>42432710
Caramel gets off on being murdered if he's the oldest stallion out of 20?

>>42433708
>if he's too old to buck
>off to the chopping block

>>42433708
It's the one thing we agree on

I love mares who's spaghetti spills out of their pockets.

>I'll never get to bring my cop marefriend a mid morning snack

>>42435498
>shacking up with a cop
there are only so many times the "fell on a doorknob" excuse is going to work

>>42435533
So long as I make sure she falls on my doorknob flank-first after a tough shift, I'll never have to worry about that

also, check'd

>>42435533
>t. Has to be told twice

>>42435533
My marefriend doesn't hit me I really am just that clumsy.

>>42432354
enough about stallions rights, let's talk about stallions wrongs.

>>42435533
She's a Manehattanite. It doesn't cancel out, but you'd be falling on a doorknob either way. It's not like Canterlot where the ponice chi-I mean, unknown assailant, just drags you into the alley and cuddles for an hour.

>>42435498
>>42435603
mares tying their tails up like that has to be like the rgre equivalent of wearing grey sweatpants and fluffing yourself up before going out
real sleazebag shit

You guys help I don't have a lot of time I fooled my saddle arabian wives by saying hide n seek is an olympic event and that none of them were mare enough to count in the dark, i'm using this time window to warn you not to fall for the 'harem' thing if you meet some rich princess or sultans daughter
you will be property MORESO than you already are in the west and you'll be subject to some of the most awful maresoginy and chauvinistic behaviors imaginable
>I'd pray in the direction of THAT spire..
>You make my loins hotter than the sands you western colt pig
you've been warned

>>42436539
Tell us more about your predicament.

>>42436539
Rip the Saddle Arabian green. So powerful it got the writefag rangebanned

>>42430465
That depends.
How big...?

>>42436907
Cheater she's peaking!

well it looks like sunburst and son is over for real
here's the replacement:
>(You) are anoncolt
>sunburst is your makeshift dad
>starlight >rapes sunburst and gives birth to a daughter
>she >rapes (You)
the end

>>42437377
This post is confusing. Who does the >rape? Daughter or glimmy? And if so, how much time passes? How old is Anon?

>>42437385
the daughter (luster dawn) rapes anon
the ages don't matter
starlight did teach her how to >rape though

>>42437377
>sunburst and son is over for real
Y-you don't know that...

>>42437444
I ate the writer sorry.

He was a good man what a rotten way to die.

>>42435498
>>42435603
She looks like she fucks human men.

>>42428998 (OP)
>>42429126
>>42430049

>>42437708
She looks like she arrests and takes advantage human men.

>>42437926
Is getting your pelvis shattered worth it, marebros?

>>42437407
unf

>>42437466
What a shame.

>>42438430
Unequivocally.
Indubitably.
Yes.

>>42438430

>>42437926
I want to bury my face in that mare's ponut.

>>42438798
oh yeah put me right in between those hooves

>>42437926
I wonder what she's trying to say? Could it be her tail needs brushing? Does she need help with a fancy stretch?

>>42437926
She will crush you with that thing.

>>42437926
I would fuck any mare with freckles on her ass on the first date

>>42437926
A great positioned disadvantaged by the way it enables stallions to think they should have a choice

Have you drawn your wife yet on wplace

>>42437926
>>42428998 (OP)
Blackjack at that size would break me like glass

>>42437926
I would let her pulversize my pelvis all day every day

>>42438430

>>42440124
>Anon says this while hanging out with his stal-pals, to much groaning from the group
>mares nearby hear this
>almost overnight, a cottage industry for selling packets of stick-on temporary freckles arises

>>42439004
>>42439630
>>42439644
>>42440124
>>42440553
>>42440726
>>42440755

>>42441339
>cowgirl with a mare
FUCKING UNF

>>42441339
I want to be a mare’s favourite stick too, nice

>>42440726
Insufferable.

>>42438430
No.

>>42440726
Kill yourself FOEtranny.

>>42440726
Whoa based FOEchad

>>42428998 (OP)

Children!
Play nice.

>>42441342
>>42441384
>I missed the fun again
link to pic?

>>42442296
Sure, here you go
>>42441339

>>42441260
kek

>>42442296
https://files.catbox.moe/2z4nax.jpg

>>42442458
based

>>42442445
somehow, also based

>>42441339
holy unf

>>42441260
>Plap a mare with fake ass freckles
>Wake up the next morning with fake freckles all over your crotch
>Freak the fuck out thinking you caught pony aids
>Rush over to the hospital
>Get a checkup
>The doctors figure out what happened and you all laugh
>Nurse Redheart insists on peeling the stickers off herself
>With her teeth

>>42442907
unf

>>42441339
Is he going to be okay?

>>42436502
It's a duty bun. If anything it should be seen like a crew cut or a high and tight.

>>42442907
redheart malpractice is always unreasonably steamy

>>42430117
>>42428998 (OP)
Requesting Glori getting intimidated by the Red Woods who's a head taller impersonating the little mare with a crown of daisies and a paper with crudely drawn gloriosa flowers taped over her cutie mark.

>>42437926
Baring the above I'll take this edited to look like the camp mare.

whimsical thread about to wander off on its own

>>42440757
I would let Soiree beat me

>no marefriend who will keep you safe from feral griffons and ziggers

>>42445086
I'd totally fuck a zigger

>>42444760
I want soiree to spit on me

>>42445160
Anyone who wouldn't bang Zecora is not to be trusted

>>42442907
wouldn't that feel like her scraping her teeth on your dick?

>>42444160

>>42444158
There is already this...

>>42445244
>>42445272
this mare makes me feel things.. except below the belt, she already did her part

>>42440726
Insightful

>>42445086
I'mma need a marefriend to keep griffons safe from me going feral on them
fuckin catbirds are built for human hands

We totes need to see more of Red Woods for sure, my dudes.

>>42446040
Do you think she kicks if a Stallion tries to groom her and brush her mane, tail and fur? or Anon?

>>42446040
She's ugly desu
Like the Shrek of mare phenotypes

>>42446119
I dunno, she hasn't had a lot of character development yet.
YO! Batfang! Ruling?

>>42446132
You're trying to get her to sit on you, aren't you, Anon...

>>42446132
>mare
>ugly
Anon?

>>42446132
I think she's cute. I'd eat her out.

>>42446132
Isn't Shrek the ideal of strongfat fetishists?

>>42446153
No I just like a different big mare
That yellow and pink one I think she's cute
I could fix her
Maybe

>>42446189
Did I stutter, faggot?

>>42446260
Kill yourself FOEtranny.

>>42446260
Whoa based FOEchad...

>>42446260
Based, Blackjack is better than a B*tsy oc anyday

>>42446260
I am indifferent to you, FOEguy

>>42446260
Oh, you're that Fallout Equestria autist.
Go sodomize a blender.

>>42446286
Cope. FoE has good characters loved by the fandom, you have coomer slop nobody but one narcissist faggot draws.

>>42446260
average big mare enjoyer witnessing the majesty of probably the only daisyfag to ever exist

>>42446296
>FoE has good characters

>>42446260
I really just can't get into FOE. It insists upon itself.

>>42446296
It's crossover garbage.
With a fucking video game.

>>42446306
Good enough to kickstart a subfandom

FOEtrannies need to fuck off and stop trying to shove their garbage onto other threads.

It has no more reason to be respected than shitty Disney fanfics with Dragonball Z characters in them.

>>42446311
>people like it so that must mean it's good

>>42446315
FoE is canonically RGRE with mares in charge. You getting your panties in a twist is your own problem.

Don't you FOE clowns have your own thread?
If not, go make one and keep your crap to yourself.
Stop proselytizing.

>>42446304
I've always been entertained by how dashfags and twifags are a dime a dozen and change waifus like socks but then you have eldritch nightmare level autists with a waifu no one has ever heard of

I'm fine with FOE, it's fandom enough. While I'd definitely say FOE/BJposting can hit an upper limit of incessantness, but we're not there yet so no reason to complain.

>>42446337
I just wanna get raped by a mare, BJ is confirmed to be capable of it, I can put 2 and 2 together

>>42446342
Exactly, that's content to me

When I get to Equestria, I will fight every single mare that is not capable of raping me

>>42446319
>I dislike so it must mean it's bad.

>>42446375
Yes. Objectively speaking, I am right.

>>42446379
Your opinion has been taken, and put in the objective shredder

>>42446383
>opinion
Nah, I'm stating facts. FoE is shit.

>>42446388
The facts are your tastes belong in the garbage.

>>42446398
>belong in the garbage
But enough about foe

If a hundred thousand people like a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.
EXAMPLE: skibidi toilet

>>42446406
>NO U
Antifoefags aren't sending their best...

>>42446410
Sorry you can't handle the truth.
Foe is shit.
>b-but I-
It's objectively shit. And no, I never read it.

>>42446415
>Potent MARE sends autistic man into screeching frenzy
Typical...

All of FOE is pretty bad but I'd still rather reread the unoriginal original than Project ACKrizons.

>>42446415
>He's an illiterate who can only get dopamine activation from pictures
Common macroshitter L.

>>42446418
>Potent mare
yeah, potently stinky! Take a bath, STINKY!

>>42446420
I remember an already story start started with the courier being hung up in a changling hive and eventually escaping with another pony. It has been over a decade though and I don't think it had an ending, or at least I never saw the ending.

>>42446418
We get it dude you have shit taste
>>42446424
Common zoomer mental retardation

>>42446436
Coming from someone whos hot for ponyshrek that doesn't mean much.

>>42446439
>>42446132
SAMEFAG

It seems to me it's the /rgre/ part of foe that warrants remark in this thread, one way or another. There's no sense relitigating the quality of foe itself.

>>42446440
Nerve, struck.

>>42446429
She rewore her uniforms multiple times
Imagine the maresmell...

>Bratty colts
>Arguing about stupid stallion nonsense again
>They all need...correction...

>>42446407
>EXAMPLE: Mares
You sound insane

>>42446457
I will no longer engage with you as you have resorted to name-calling over rational argument.
Thank you for conceding my point.

>>42446471
I accept your concession
Thank you for being reasonable

>colt court is Celestia's favorite part of the day
>where stallions get to argue about dumb shit
>the average human male is even dumber than a stallion and argues about even dumber things
>Celestia still laughs when she remembers the all-day "concession accepting" shouting match

>>42446436
Where did this idea come from that FoE is for zoomers? It's been around longer than you.

>>42446510
>Where did this idea come from that FoE is for zoomers?
For somebody defending a (shitty) long fanfic, one would think you would be able to read properly.
Not once did I imply FoE was for zoomers.
>It's been around longer than you
I've been watching this show longer than 90% of Anons here. Try again retard.

>>42446502
>Listening to stallions argue is the best part of Celestia's day
I knew the Princess was a masochist

>>42446523
I'm the kinda newfag that's been here 11 years, saw the tail end of the scruffening and has been watching since season 2. Time sure does fly, huh?

>>42446528
I used my psychic powers to view Lauren Faust's ideas for the show before they were even put to paper
Get bent newfag

>>42446534
In a previous life I was a caveman drawing clop on the wall of a cave
You've probably seen my art btw

>>42446534
I incepted the idea of rebooting MLP into the Hasbro CEO's head. Respect your elders.

>>42446534
I am the atoms that made up faust when she was born and helped influence her creation of the show.

Kneel faggots and stand down.

>>42446540
Your art sucks faggot

>leaves for an hour and a half
>chaos
you do you, 4chan

>autistic argumentation detected
ABANDON THREAD

Well to be fair this is the most action i've seen in this thread in awhile.

Does hentai in RGREquestria feature squash soup chugging as a fetish? Because I want to feature in such hentai.

And now I wish to vomit.

>>42446639
Fuck it, I'm down for that too

as quickly as the autism started it ended.

>>42446978
I can always start up another retarded argument if you want

>>42446639
>>42446705
Imagine those hentai pics of women chugging big tankers of semen and then having a cum bubble blowing out of their nose, except instead it's a stallion/human man, and they chug a tanker full of squash soup and have a squash soup bubble coming out of their nose. I wanna be that guy.

>>42447014
Anon stop being a slut

>>42446450
God I love this pic. I'm usually a Lunafag but there's something about a deranged Celestia that gets me going like no other mare can

>>42446988
Yeah, it's super easy.
Observe.

>>42447125
I need one for luna

>>42447031
Please make me drink your squash soup out of a doggy bowl while you call me a good boy

>>42446639
>cum guzzling -> ???
It's not the same kind of stuff. Splash some stallion cum on a mare's junk and you get a foal. Splash some mare cum on a stallion's junk and you get a boner.
It needs to be the stuff of life. The RGRE version would be drowning the stallion in mare milk.

>>42447200
That's retarded, you're retarded, and it's about oral sex.

there is no such thing as a female orgasm

>>42447204
The clit doesn't exist either

>>42437926
not rgre enough, in fact not ngre at all

>>42447204
What about the femare orgasm?

>>42446525
You'd rather listen to squabbling nobles?

>>42447450
Celestia's better then me i'd have blow up both annoying stallions and nobles.

>>42447578
>annoying stallions
Buddy, you can just say stallions.
>laughingtrack.ogg

>>42446441
>/rgre/ part of foe
What rgre part? There's no rgre in foe. Pip remarks once that mares should rule the world. Meanwhile, stallions are ruling everything and raping mares left and right. Pip almost gets raped herself, and only doesn't because the guy thinks he'll get fleas in his sheath or whatever.
Wow mucho rgre, it's so reversed I can't even tell.

>Wow all your general's lore and setting would go GREAT in our shitbox universe!
Why're foeshits like this?

>>42448076
>Meanwhile, stallions are ruling everything and raping mares left and right.
S-shut up! T-that doesn't count!

>>42448076
>the only way they can defend their dogshit setting is if no one actually knows anything about it

>>42448076
>>42448090
>>42448125
>stallions are ruling everything
Yeah and look how that's turning out *badum tss*

>>42448169
...
...
...You mean rebuilding after the literal apocalypse that mares caused?

>>42447232
It's a trap.
Once she has you inside her and her steaming, muscular pussy clamps down on you with a python-like grip, she takes complete control.

>>42448207
most peaceful stallionist society - fillydelphia

>Anon is asked about dresses that he constantly wears
>all day, every day
>stallions can be very rather sensitive with how they look but this is just absurd
>not to mention that he's a janefilly in all other aspects of life
>he says something about "shame" and "the original sin"
>just what the hay is wrong with that alien colt?

>>42448227
Still better than dirty ass Baltimare

>>42448227
>>42448348
Oh look, the rats are fighting in the gutter.
t. Manehattan

>>42448366
Got nothin on Detrot

Pegasi only want one thing

>>42448860
Anon, wtb, this is a blue board

>>42448930
So?

>>42449359
MODS

>>42449381
They are powerless here

>>42448860
>ywn be preened by your mare

>>42450246
I'd love if she'd preen me, but every single time, without fail, every one of her "preening" sessions turns into a "grope and kiss" session.

>>42448207
It was the zebras and goddamn Goldenblood that stupid fucking colt

>>42447014

Phenomenally based.

FoE a shit.

Best mare, right here.

>>42450373
She smells bad

>>42450375

>mare smells like cheesecake and wet twat

Nigger, what?

>>42450380
She doesn't bathe. Colts shouldn't be interested in mares like that.

>>42450462
>Grrr, stupid colts!
>They should be interested in ME, not HER!

>>42450373
Things Anons say when attempting to provoke a MARE

>>42450635
Why be provoked by the trvth, when you could be better or at least not here?

>>42450635
Oh no, she's HOT

>>42450635
>this is the face of a qt patootie who would NOT have stopped the rape

>>42450635
"Those damn mares! I hate them!"
>Anon grumbles angrily, talking about how he'd totally stop a little mare from pinning him down and plapping him
>Unfortunately, this was said within earshot of a MARE who then set her sights on him

>>42450635
>FoE
Shit.

>>42450875
>>42450728
>>42450653
Samefag.

I never understood the desire to be raped by a mare.

Wouldn't you lads wanna hold your mare close after a hard day and tell her how much you love her and have nice calm consensual coitus?

I'd be sad if I got raped.

>>42450996
It's not that I don't want that stuff too.
The rape fantasy has a power because it's a signal of desire, which implies some value. Being so coveted that it puts the fundamental rules of civilization in question..it just feels good to imagine.

>>42451008
While that does make sense does it not also fall into a trap of while you are desired is the reason for your desire the person that you are or because of the appendage you hold?

>>42450967
bet you feel dumb now,

>>42451020
These fantasies of mine usually end in romance, to be honest. I like stuff where she feels bad to hurt me but the incentives are too profound not to take advantage. Stuff where I can also indulge in the degeneracy of being pitied and cherished.
That said you are on to a clear tension with the rapists-to-lovers fantasy, which is that getting from a to b is definitely not an easy trajectory to justify with any grace.

>>42451037
P...pretty...

>muh FoE
Enough.
Picrel (and the other female Pillars probably too) is likely HIGHLY pent up and thus would fuck a submissive and weak male (like 99.9% of nor/mlp/eople) about it, given the chance. Also pony Egypt (especially ancient pony Egypt) is conservative about the stallion rights.

I need a mare to give me rape correction for being such a bratty, catty, argumentative colt and being a little bitch online

>>42450996
I'd rather get MARED, which is a little different. It's like rape but with more snowpity involved.

>>42451191
She was already a bit hooves-y in her own time. I can only imagine how... forward she is in the modern era.
https://twibooru.org/posts/1606889

>>42451037
>bet you feel dumb now,
How much? I like free money.

>>42450890
Don't feel bad, harsh future breeds far more powerful and potent mares than you'll find in modern times. Even the most powerful Anons of this era can't hold their own against one of those high-level future mares.

>>42450996
Well I wouldn't actually want to be raped, because rape is intrinsically tied to non-consent, but being roughly dominated by a mare is nice.

MARED hentai often features faceless protagonists.