I want to give Rainbow Dash some really good backrubs
https://derpibooru.org/images/3629946

ZephyrDash always feels weird to me but AnonDash would have the exact same dynamic so I guess it's fine.

>>42431863
wasn't Zephyr made by the show staff to make fun of bronies?

>>42431863
ZephyrDash is the only good Dash ship because it degrades her.

>>42431866
I don't think so, but some anons feel really called out by him and despise him kek

>>42431863
I like to believe that anons are at least a little more self-aware than zephyr is.

Damn, We need more clop content where Rainbow Dash softens up to Zephry's incessant advances and finaly gives him some pussy.

Any good Zephyr x Rainbow fics?

>>42431857 (OP)
Well I'm going to be late to work now but I came so thanks anon

>>42431880
I don't think that's true.

>>42431857 (OP)
UNFA SEXO SEXO SEXO

>>42431857 (OP)
The name Zephyr always rubs me off wrong just like Stygian. They're not cutesy names like Fluttershy.

Also the fact another piece of shit trash OC is forced to become Fluttershy's brother pisses me off.
Fluttershy's brother should be a gentle creature, not a disgusting OC.
Zephyr should go fuck nuMoondancer together with Wallflower. All these losers need to stay the fuck away from my good horses.

Btw do you browns even have sex or read a biology book in order to be able to discuss it?
I'm already seeing a lot of talk about the character itself rather than the sex itself.

>>42431857 (OP)
oh my

>>42431948
Fluttershy having a failson brother is actually one of the funnier concepts the later seasons came up with. Her brother just being her but male would be dogshit.

>>42431869
Your brain is rotted by porn.

>>42431857 (OP)
hot

>>42431857 (OP)
UNF

>>42432016
That's not cumbrained, that's just someone's worldview being driven entirely by resentment which is very common on here.

>>42431857 (OP)
gud shit

>>42431866
He was introduced for kids to not be a neet loser like everyone on /mlp/ by cleaning up his act. Of course panties get twisted here

>>42432170
seems like it didn't work i'd say

>>42432016
How? I just don't like Rainbow Dash and want her to be taken down a peg, you pervert.

>>42432274
Manchildren who will never grow up wasn't the audience for moral was for.

>>42432412
>and want her to be taken down a peg
People like you who look in envy at someone superior than you, just like a gypsy woman disgust me to no end.
You're destructive and pathetic. When you realize you want to kill those who feed you and build for you then it will be too late. You are a cancer.

>>42432926
>projection

>>42432926
She isn't better than me because she's a fictional character, you fucking nut. I find her to be an annoying prick, she deserves to be reduced to Zephyr's broodmare. It would teach her some manners and actual loyalty.

>>42432926
what the fuck has happened to this website where anons act like this about harmless fantasy

>>42433099
Dashfags got cocky.

>>42433099
it's just one Anon, you can tell by the fact he uses a proxy and calls everyone he doesn't like brown

>>42433110
Someone is living rent free in your head

>>42433099
Only the most autistic of posters stayed post April. Everyone else realized they were better off without 4chan.

>>42431970
Yea, but we'd have gotten so much porn of them together I'd be fine with it.

>42433173
Thanks for confirming you're still obsessed.

Rainbow Dash wouldn't do this.

>>42433094
Rainbow Dash will always be better than (You).

You should be reduced to a cum receptacle. It would teach you some manners and actual loyalty you envious little insect.

>>42433099
>website
imageboard, you newfag.
>harmless fantasy
That's a funny way of saying "my true intentions if I were given power" , you disgust us all.
This is why ponies are for little girls and not envious manchildren working at walmart. *Throws 2 cents at you* go clean yourself up and shave your beard, Jesus doesn't like it when others misrepresent him.

>>42431857 (OP)
Isn't it kind of like rape to have sex with a mare who is in heat?

>>42433173
"Someone" always responds this way when called out, too.

>>42433744
He's so brainroted, it's funny.

>>42433705
Cringe.

>>42431857 (OP)
>rape
he's literally us

>>42433927
You guys were kidding, right? You wouldn't actually rape a unicorn or a pegasus, right? What are you, Voldermort?

>>42433991
N-no of course not. We can rape earth ponies though right?

>>42433991
haha... haaha... haha ha ha

>>42433991
Does anyone want to tell him?

>>42433991
DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?

The hardest choice as zephyr is deciding to plap either dashie or fluttershy

>>42434793
if he was a noble he'd go for fluttershy for incestmaxxing otherwise dashie like the rest of us

>>42431857 (OP)
He is DEMOLISHING that pussy.

Chad Zephyr

>>42431857 (OP)
PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>42431857 (OP)
>Zeph-Effect
damn how do I get my own effect?

>YEEEEEEEES I LOVE WATCHING ZEPHYR FUCK MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are anons like this?

>>42435876
Nobody who's into that scene considers Rainbow Dash their waifu.

>>42435876
dashie isnt my wife, he can ram her all he wants

somepony post some good zephyr pics, i don't have any

>>42433991
Anon? DYKWWA?

>>42435897
>zephyr
>good

sex with Zephyr

Anons you are kidding, you wouldn't metaphorically drink unicorn blood, would you? Bronies aren't evil, are they? Horsefuckers aren't evil, are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px19BWFk8kw&ab_channel=MilesCalvin

I'd like to reveal myself... this is me... >>42431948
>>42432926
>>42433705
>>42433991


Let it be known that I am not King Haggard. I pretend to be a scum for irony's sake in my weaker moments, but when push comes to shove I drop all the act.


and I truly believe with conviction that I would sooner shove a needle through my own ballsack than hurt the metaphysical purity and god of creation that is an ancient magical god. I do not feel bad for being incapable of being insensitive and happy through ignorance for I'd rather live in pain and die knowing the truth than live as a drone asking unironic questions to the psychiastrist.

Pedos? I do not go after you for I do not understand you, how can you find sexual gratification in that which is not there? It is a delusion.
Horsefuckers? You didn't even touch a human, why do you think touching not just a mammal but a spirit make you elevated and satisfied when you shudder and run away from intellectuals who are basically unicorns among you? Do you honestly think magical beasts are just as degenerate as you?

If you met your clone you'd genuinely treat your own clone just as badly as these imaginary thoughts? instead of letting yourself cry on your shoulder? Prosper for an ideal even if it's mere theory inside your thoughts. Prosper even for a peaceful serene death instead of living in pain and degrading yourself further. I hate to see you in this state of mind lesser than an animal's feelings. Animals do not carry resentment and do not create religions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8wLBOlCKPU&ab_channel=ShortClips

>>42431857 (OP)
Nutty.

>>42437170
>That entire diatribe
Schizos gonna schizo

>42437170
that HAS to be AI

>>42433991
lol

>>42435855
you just got to have the swag, Anon.

>>42432016
Shut the fuck up. Nobody fucking cares about your retarded-ass nu/mlp/fag post-COVID take. Every single fucking day on every goddamn board, I hear the SAME FUCKING SHIT from faggots JUST LIKE YOU whom have been groomed into viewing pornography as a sign of the devil and worse than meth. I hope you fucking get banned from the god damn board, you cocksucking faggot. Nobody cares if you think porn is bad, nobody cares about your shitty fucking takes you post every single FUCKING day on this board, as if /mlp/ doesn't have a god damn history of lusting after cute mares and sometimes stallions. The fact you have continued to do this same fucking shit day after day proves that you are a normie migrant to the board's culture forced by the covid lockdown, and I fucking spit on you and everyone who holds the same stupid retarded puritanical view about how everything to do with sex, something that is an innate desire and need for humanity to survive, is a filthy sinful super unhealthy endeavor. Yeah, as if masturbating doesn't help reduce risk of prostate cancer, or relieve stress, or decrease sexual thoughts immediately after performing the deed. There are boards dedicated to your moralfaggotry, so you should go there and fucking kill yourself, you filthy wannabe Christian purist. Sexually closeted animal.
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/
>>>/adv/

>>42438401
coomer rage

>>42438593
Your post glows, hard. Time to go back to the sharty enig you stupid fag

>>42438600
>everyone I dont like is le boogyman
fuck off and dont return offboarder raider

>>42438401
nerve: struck

>>42438624
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/le%20boogyman/
oh no no no
i exposed myself

>>42438624
>not liking retards trying to control what people consume is being an offboarder
Gee, what happened with youtube and game sites? Oh wait, you have to have a loicense to view that shit now

>>42438401
>and sometimes stallions
gay

>>42438633
completely homo and stallionbroke

>>42438635
I know you are but what am I?

>>42431857 (OP)
Daily reminder

Dear god

>>42438628
take your meds faggot

Why can't he vary his vocabulary? Brainrot?

>42438664
You'd fit right in a mental asylum.

>>42438401
Best post ITT. Fuck tourists, you will never fit in.

>>42433099
too many schizos on /mlp/

>>42438705
and it's beautiful

>>42438401
>having another dementia rage episode
touch grass unc

>>42438637
you're a fag

>>42438401
You can tell this anon's a millennial because the 90s media he grew up on loved lengthy rants like these.

>>42438401
schizo-tier rant

>>42431857 (OP)
unf

>>42438401
Based. You know you're right when the sharty seethes at your post.

>>42439714
literally demon possessed, gonna ruin his life :(

>>42440631
Is the sharty in the room with us right now?

>>42440687
Most likely.

>>42440687
They have been raiding all week, if you haven't noticed.

>>42440638
SHE'S REAL?!

>>42431857 (OP)

>>42441033
chatgpt confirmed indian

>>42440928
yep

>>42441033
What did you expect from AI made from that country?

>>42441099
Holy shit...

>>42431857 (OP)
SEX SEX SEX

>>42440638
kek that is certainly a celestia

>>42441033
Eating dashies crusty curry cunt

>>42441068
>>42441425
>>42443244
I also asked it to draw it too
Funny thing I asked chatgpt and it instantly know what IWTCIRD was but the auto censored itself before it could finish the answer. While Gemini just feign ignorance;

>>42444130
It's kind of funny that ai can write something like "curries of cloudsdale",or at least attempt to, but it just makes gibberish for anything with a one word name.

>>42431863
Zephyrdash works when they're older and more emotionally mature.

>>42444181
ah yeah it fits more as they mature

>>42431857 (OP)
whooo weee nice

>>42444130
>Loyalty Powder
would using this powder on others make them more loyal to (You)?

>>42445609
Of course!

>>42431857 (OP)
sex

>>42445609
No. It's just some branding probably.

>>42447829
Dang, what a shame.

>>42431857 (OP)
HAAAAWT

>>42444130
would have a taste of that soup

>>42449216
Same

>>42449216
We'd all want a try.

>>42450020
this

>>42443244
ew

>>42440638
I love this haha