>>42433884 >>42433964
this is unrelated but those of you who went to mare fair or /mlp/ meetups at other cons - did you meet any jannies or mods? i know they can't disclose stuff on the site but i always wondered if they complained about their work with fellow horsefuckers at cons
>>42434000
i meant to quote you too since you two were discussing moderation
as for why i would expect a serious answer from that guy - in my experience most trolls are open to being honest every now and then when they don't see an opportunity for attention
>>42434017
i assume you're talking about when he was posting about the topic of the argument
in that case i would not expect him to be honest
if you asked him what his favorite fruit was he would have no reason to lie though, because no answer he could give could garner more attention
>>42490210 >>42490215
Painthreshold anon here. I've started lurking here more because of how genuinely bleak /pol/, /v/ and /r9k/are and may consider becoming a permanent resident.
>>42495952
I like how none of the poses are actually playing tennis, you know hitting the ball. Because even the drawfag knows how retarded the idea of tennis holding the racket in your mouth is.
>>42499243
Thank you >>42499274 >another fuckwit
I'll be real man, lurking on those boards especially /pol/ has really fucked me up. /v/ was alright every once in a while.
>>42477309 >>42490215 > PRINCESS CELESTIA - The large white coated Alicorn stares at you, pity and concern radiate from her eyes > EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - Your constant dooming over life has tugged at her heart strings. She's been where you have been before >LOGIC [Formidable: Success] - A being such as her has lived a long time and most likely has gone through bouts of long term depression. Most likely it still comes up even after a thousand years of ruling >PRINCESS CELESTIA - "I know things don't look good all the time anon. And even when I bring the sun back into the sky it still doesn't shine like it used to. But that doesn't mean you have to go through all of this alone." >PRINCESS CELESTIA - She trots over to you, getting closer and closer. Slowly, she moves her upper body behind you >HALF-LIGHT [Easy: Failure] - This was all a ploy! She is going to ram her horn up your ass and laugh about it! >ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] - Ass play with a horn? Could lead to a new height of pleasure. >REACTION SPEED [Easy: Failure] - It's too late to stop it either way! >PRINCESS CELESTIA - With a swift motion, you find yourself wrapped in her front legs, her hooves on your back. She presses your face into her chest and rests her head on top of yours >PERCEPTION (SMELL) - Vanilla flies into your nose. >PRINCESS CELESTIA - "It's going to be ok. I hope this makes you feel better!" >PRINCESS CELESTIA - You are in her grasp and it seems she doesn't plan on letting you go anytime soon >VOLITION [Medium: Success] - She is many things to ponies, but to you she can be like a mother. One that will light your way out of your own personal darkness. Stay the course and she will help you. >ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Challenging: Failure] - Hugs are nice, but you know what would make this hug better? Grabbing that big white flank of hers. You're already here. When will you get another chance? >ENCYCLOPEDIA [Godly: Success] - Only one stallion has been successful in grabbing the flank of Celestia. Fifteen hundred years ago during one of the Galas, a drunken colt had given her a hardy slap on her rear. Celestia in response laughed at the situation. Yet the Stallion's name has been erased as it would seem and so has any history of him. >HALF-LIGHT - Death by alicorn! No one can find your remains on the sun! >VOLITION [Medium: Success] - Value your life and your happiness with her more than your short term pleasures. >PRINCESS CELESTIA - You don't know how much time has passed but she is still holding you, her grasp the same strength as when it began
>>42499336 >Shivers [Impossible: Success] - A nervous stranger in an unfamiliar land begins to calm down as the sovereign of the land tells him that all will be well. His heart begins to beat in sync with hers as the stranger realizes, in his heart of hearts, that he has found somewhere he can finally call home. >Pain Threshold [Godly: Success] Tears fall down his face as he feels genuine peace of mind for the first time in what feels to him like a lifetime.
>>42499844 >>42500401 >Inland Empire [Heroic: Success] - Sunlight rains down in a land shrouded in darkness for a thousand years. Saplings spring up from the soil that shall one day touch the sky, above the clouds that will never shroud the light from them again.
So who do anons think is the best hag personality wise? I love hags myself but can't make up my mind because I've never engaged with MLP outside of R34 and Celestia knows that metric is only so reliable for measuring the content of people's hearts.
>>42433569 (OP)
I swear she was like the only good human design they ever did. >>42490103
She is old but pony hair doesn't gray for a really long time.
>>42507447
I mean my mother does love me, but has sometimes displayed a lack of common sense that leaves me disappointed. Loving someone means more than doing simply doing nice things, but also setting an example for what responsibility and self control look like in practice.
>>42508550 >why are you describing my mom?
Because that's how a lot of moms are even if they mean well. Another thing is she has a tendency to juggle so many interests/pursuits that she wears herself out trying to do them all. I try to tell her she can't do it all, but she doesn't listen and keeps going like time isn't ultimately scarce.
>>42510586
Some of us are brothers from other mothers. I come to threads like this because I dream of a woman who can tell me that everything will be alright and she has the common sense to back up her words.
>>42517986
Spoiled Rich would make a decent rental mommy gf. >talk to her about a business proposal >"ugh, what do you want?" >"you want me to do what" >"okay, for x dollars" >whip out money >look of surprise on her face >five minutes later >PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT >counts money in awe while she gets knocked up >practices origami with money she makes
>Anon, dear, it's half past 6pm, aren't you coming to bed? >No no, that's not water, that's my metamucil. >[Puts her centrum silver in your medicine cabinet[ >[Keeps your thermostat at 81 all the time]
WHEEZE
