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Anonymous No.42434102 >>42434145 >>42434177 >>42434216 >>42434342 >>42434450 >>42434520 >>42435765 >>42435787 >>42435829
>"Hello everyhuman! I wanted to take a quick moment to tell you all that the aliens invading are actually Equestrians. Can someone tell their respective governments to stand down? Princesses Celestia and Luna can take it from here. There will be a party, including friendships, and cupcakes! Who knows, you might even have marefriends! Thank you all for your time and understanding."
Anonymous No.42434131
>Hello everyhuman!
>I wish I were a bird!
Anonymous No.42434145 >>42434151
>>42434102 (OP)
Oh good. Jobber the Hutt is managing the invasion. This will be an even easier defense of Earth than I initially thought.
Anonymous No.42434151
>>42434145
"PRINCESS CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Anonymous No.42434177 >>42434179 >>42434182 >>42434222
>>42434102 (OP)
That's exactly what a shape-shifting skinwalker would say. Eat fire, foul succubus.
Anonymous No.42434179
>>42434177
>Thing numbers
WINDOWS, BLAST IT
Anonymous No.42434182 >>42434222
>>42434177
she's already behind you
Anonymous No.42434216
>>42434102 (OP)
Ok well, why are they stealing cow genitals and making crop circles then? Hmmm? Answer me that.
Anonymous No.42434222 >>42434233
>>42434177
>>42434182
I mean, let's be real here, Pinkie Pie is a Thing, even if she doesn't realize it. Even other ponies are horrified by her flesh shifting abilities.
Anonymous No.42434233
>>42434222
JESUS CHRIST
WINDOWS, NAULS
SOMEONE BLAST IT
Anonymous No.42434342
>>42434102 (OP)
Its twilight slide thread the thread sliding pony. Say hello to this trans pony everyone.
Anonymous No.42434450
>>42434102 (OP)
>Earth is about to get MARED soon
>the jewish shitters will get replaced by the Sisters
My body is ready.
Anonymous No.42434520
>>42434102 (OP)
Thanks for saving us Twily, you are the best princess!
Anonymous No.42435765
>>42434102 (OP)
shapeshifter
Anonymous No.42435787 >>42435794
>>42434102 (OP)
β€œHere’s the problem. We don’t know if your intentions are genuine or whether you’re just going to… serve man… a different way. I’ll only believe you when you withdraw your legions of armed assailants and only the royal delegation is left on Earth.”
Anonymous No.42435794
>>42435787
The PER won nigga
Anonymous No.42435829
>>42434102 (OP)
Who would have thought twilight would be the star of this slide thread?
Anonymous No.42435841 >>42435849 >>42435882 >>42435996
I would fight in the pony wars and enslave all the ponies
Anonymous No.42435849 >>42435861
>>42435841
>not wanting to be a pony helper and get pony converted afterwards
ticket taken
Anonymous No.42435861
>>42435849
I'll force my way into equestria without a ticket. They had to get into our world somehow.
Anonymous No.42435882
>>42435841
I'll be a part of the Equestrian Volunteer Force and make sure that ponies are safe.
Anonymous No.42435996 >>42436020
>>42435841
No, I will rape your ass and nopony will be enslaved.
Anonymous No.42436020 >>42436181 >>42436903
>>42435996
I could beat you in a fight
Anonymous No.42436181 >>42436208
>>42436020
Just like you beat your dad every night, right?
Anonymous No.42436208
>>42436181
my dad is dead asshole
Anonymous No.42436903
>>42436020